| DireVulcan "Dire" | |
|---|---|
| Team info | |
| Crew(s) | Deadly Alliance |
| Personal and other info | |
| Real name | Jensen |
| Location | Queens, NY 
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| Miscellaneous info | |
| Skill |  9 Hammer  |
DireVulcan is an American professional smasher who lives in New York state and generally attends any tournaments in the area. He uses a wide variety of characters, typically ones that are not expected to win.
Dire's primary claim to fame within the Smash community came about as a result of his Mr. Game & Watch play, though he has also written a guide to Mario.
Dire has recently retired Mr. Game & Watch locally, and now plays Yoshi in New York.
Dire Vulcan is the only known smasher that has beaten M2K with Mr. Game & Watch during tournament.