Roy's Flare Blade Warning!
This user has rollback powers, and therefore has some of t3h ph1re!

RoyboyX is my name, flaw killing is my game. You can call me Roy or RBX for short.

Biography

Guilt is a powerful affliction. You can try to turn your back on it, but that's when it sneaks up behind you and eats you alive. Some people struggle to understand their own guilt, unwilling, or unable to justify the part they play in it. Others run away from their guilt, shedding their conscience until there's no conscience left at all. But I run toward my guilt. I feed off of it. I need it. My father died never knowing if I would come to believe his innocence. For me, guilt is one of the few lanterns that still light my way.

My name is Roy, and I'm 18. Don't ask me where I live, because I won't tell you. It's a location underrated in some peoples' minds that is said to be one of the safest places in the world.

I joined wikis in early 2009, and my point of origin is here. I left because initially I was lead to believe that the people here were mean-spirited and corrupt, but later found this to be false. I had joined Wikitroid when I gained a large interest in the Metroid series, and started editing there. I recently got off of a tentatively indefinite ban for an alleged attempt at mass plaigiarism of Wikitroid and moving it without consensus; some conspiracy was chalked up to make people believe I was bringing the content away from them but in reality I was saving it from the canceled AWA attacks.

Fanon

Characters

In a new Smash game I would bring back all characters that have been part of the series history, although Luigi, Ganondorf, Falco, Wolf and Roy would be heavily modified to be almost nothing like those from whom they were originally cloned. Dr. Mario, Pichu and Young Link are alt. costumes.

Note: Bold are newcomer characters. Italicized are unlockables.

Super Smash Bros.

  • Master Hand*

Mario

  • Mario
  • Luigi
  • Peach
  • Bowser
  • Rosalina
  • Standard B Rosalina fires a meteor from her wand
  • Up B Rosalina flies in a Launch Star
  • Side B Rosalina whips a chain of Lumas. Works as a tether
  • Down B Lumas form a protective shield around Rosalina
  • Final Smash has Rosalina strike the closest opponent to her, and then summons a black hole that causes them to star KO

Donkey Kong

  • Donkey Kong
  • Diddy and Dixie
  • King K. Rool
  • Standard B is where he throws a Kremling at you that bites and deals damage.
  • Up B is Barrel Rockets, where he rides on his barrels from Barrel Blast.
  • Side B is Kannonball, which is like the Mii's Bowling Ball.
  • Down B is Ground Pound, which acts exactly like Dedede's up move.
  • Final Smash is Gangplank Galleon, where K. Rool disappears, before having the ship fly into the stage from the background, and collide, dealing damage in the shockwave to anyone still there.

The Legend of Zelda

  • Link
  • Zelda/Sheik
  • Ganondorf
  • Midna and Wolf Link
  • Vaati

Metroid

  • Samus/Zero Suit Samus
  • Ridley
  • Standard B he bites
  • Up B he flies up like Charizard but isn't as heavy
  • Side B he claws
  • Down B he unleashes a ball of fire that does heavy damage
  • Final Smash he grabs the nearest unlucky opponent and drags them across the wall.
  • Dark Samus
  • Standard B is her scattershot beam, can be charged up like Paralyzer
  • Up B is like Lucario's ExtremeSpeed
  • Side B is like Fox/Falco/Wolf but she charges and crashes into you!
  • Down B is where makes that Phazon shield thing and she's invulnerable
  • Final Smash she sends a Leviathan crashing into the stage
  • Adam Malkovich
  • Standard B is where he takes out his sniper rifle and you can charge it, then blast. It's like Diddy's standard B.
  • Up B is where he shoots a taser gun upward. A tether recovery.
  • Side B depicts him firing his freeze gun.
  • Down B has him fire a stream of minigun rounds downward.
  • Final Smash, he summons all members of the 07th Platoon to plant a large bomb on the stage, and create a huge explosion.

Kirby

  • Kirby
  • Meta Knight
  • King Dedede
  • Prince Fluff
  • Waddle Dee

Pokemon

  • Pikachu
  • Jigglypuff
  • Mewtwo
  • Lucario
  • Zoroark

Star Fox

  • Fox
  • Falco
  • Wolf
  • Krystal
  • Standard B is the fire bolt from SFA.
  • Up B is the staff boost from SFA.
  • Side B is the same as Pit.
  • Down B is where she fires ice at the person's feet.
  • Final Smash she calls in her ship or one of the dinosaurs.
  • Slippy

Fire Emblem

  • Marth
  • Roy
  • Ike
  • Lyn
  • Standard B is where she shoots a sword arrow, like her attack in Blazing Sword.
  • Up B is like the animation of Marth's Critical Hit, without the... critical hit. It also goes diagonally up.
  • Side B is where Lyn slashes her sword at you.
  • Down B is Twirling Blade, which acts like Meta Knight's spinning attacks.
  • Final Smash is Sol Katti Critical. Basically like in Rekka no Ken. Including sheathing animation.
  • Micaiah

EarthBound

  • Ness
  • Lucas

F-Zero

  • Captain Falcon
  • Samurai Goroh
  • Black Shadow
  • Jody Summer

Ice Climber

  • Ice Climbers
  • Polar Bear

Pikmin

  • Olimar

Animal Crossing

  • Tom Nook
  • Standard B is where he swings his Golden Axe
  • Up B he uses a Fishing Rod as a tether like Zero Suit Samus, does not put him into helpless
  • Side B he deploys furniture leaves that do what Dr. Wright does, they sprout a blue dresser
  • Down B he plants a pitfall in the ground
  • Final Smash is similar to Captain Falcon's: he gets on Kapp'n's bus, drives it and hits an unlucky victim!

Eternal Darkness

  • Alex Roivas
  • Standard B is Shotgun. Do. The. Math.
  • Up B is Reveal Invisible, where a floating platform from the essence of Xel'lotath appears under Alex and carries her up.
  • Side B is Chakram. Do. The. Math.
  • Down B is Club. Do. The. Math.
  • Final Smash is Ancients, where she summons all three Ancients to destroy her opponents.

Yoshi

  • Yoshi

Wario

  • Wario

Nintendo

  • Mr. Game & Watch
  • Pit
  • R.O.B.
  • Duck Hunt Dog
  • Standard B is where he shoots you with the NES Zapper.
  • Up B depicts him grabbing onto two ducks and flying up.
  • Side B has him toss a clay disc.
  • Down B has him pounce someone, like what he does in his original game.
  • Final Smash is similar to Snake's. He laughs as an offscreen gunman (you) shoots the opponents.
  • Sukapon
  • Mii
  • Standard B is Tennis Racket, where the Mii gives you a nice, Peach-style smack.
  • Up B is Glide. Similar to Meta Knight, the Mii glides back up using the glider from Pilotwings.
  • Side B is Box. The Mii whips out boxing gloves and gives off two jabs.
  • Down B is Bowling Ball, a devastating projectile.
  • Final Smash is Canoe, where the Mii gets into a canoe and swims on automatically created water. The Smash is devastating.
  • Isaac

Banjo-Kazooie

  • Banjo/Kazooie
  • Gruntilda
  • Standard B she shoots a ball of fire
  • Up B Dingpot appears and launches her up
  • Side B she charges into you with her broomstick whilst cackling, with about the same amount of damage as Jill's attacking
  • Down B she creates her shield that acts like Reflector
  • Final Smash is Hag 1, where she uses several attacks from her final fight in Tooie.

Grunty would have alternate costumes so she has the colors of Brentilda, Skeleton Grunty, Mecha Grunty and Beautiful Grunty.

Conker

  • Conker
  • Standard B he cuts with throwing knives.
  • Up B he spins with his tail.
  • Side B he throws a roll of toilet paper.
  • Down B he ground pounds (the only move based on Pocket Tales)
  • Final Smash is the exoskeleton from Bad Fur Day. In this form he can use his arms to rotate and damage.
  • Heinrich
  • Standard B he spits acid.
  • Up B he lunges upward.
  • Side B he uses his tail, which can be used as a tether.
  • Down B he bites at the ground.
  • Final Smash, he mutates into a larger creature resembling an Alien queen (he is after all an Alien parody) and gains more powerful attacks. Basically like Giga Bowser.

That gives me the idea of an event match where you have Heinrich in both his normal and Final Smash forms (which lasts permanently). The normal Heinrich will continue to be respawned, so you have to kill the mutated Heinrich, which will cause the event match to be won. You play as Conker in his permanent Final Smash and have Zero Suit Samus as a computer assistant. Zero Suit Samus, in this match, would have her Paralyzer resemble the M-41A Pulse Rifle, and her clothes would be dark blue and hair brown, in reference to Ellen Ripley.

Perfect Dark

  • Joanna Dark

Konami

  • Snake
  • Simon Belmont

Sega

  • Sonic
  • NiGHTS
  • Standard B is Blue Chip, where NiGHTS throws a Blue Chip.
  • Up B is Rocket, where NiGHTS turns into a rocket and flies up.
  • Side B is Drill Dash, which is like Meta Knight's drill move to the side.
  • Down B is Paraloop, where NiGHTS flies backwards, creating a circle, and this traps and damages enemies.
  • Final Smash is Dragon, where NiGHTS becomes a dragon and... yeah.

Third-Party

  • Pac-Man
  • Mega Man
  • Geno
  • Standard B is his Rocket Punch. His fists fly at the opponent.
  • Up B is Geno Whirl, where he throws the disk up and it propels him up similar to Zero Suit Samus.
  • Side B is Geno Flash, where he rolls up into a ball and gets into a cannon with his colors, then gets launched from the cannon. Is like Green Missile and Pikachu's side move (forgot the name).
  • Down B is Rock Candy. Throws it at the person. Worth 7% damage.
  • Final Smash is Battling Borealis, which acts like Lucario's Aura Storm but is more powerful, like the laser beams on Halberd and Spear Pillar.
  • Catherine

*ONLY PLAYABLE IN THE ADVENTURE MODE.

Stages

In a new Smash game I would bring back all stages that have been part of the series history, but I would merge Mushroom Kingdom with Kingdom, Planet Zebes with Brinstar, Peach's Castle with Princess Peach's Castle, Sector Z with Corneria, all Battlefields with each other, and all Final Destinations with each other. I would rename Kingdom II to Subcon, add levels 2-2 and 2-4 to Mushroomy Kingdom, and I would rename Yoshi's Island from SSBB to Yoshi's Island 2.

Mario

  • Princess Peach's Castle
  • Mushroom Kingdom
  • Subcon
  • Mushroomy Kingdom
  • Rainbow Cruise
  • Delfino Plaza
  • Mario Bros.
  • Mario Circuit
  • Comet Observatory - Fought in the grassy area toward the Terrace dome, with a bunch of switching galaxies in the background. Launch Stars sometimes appear and they can deal heavy damage. Themes are Comet Observatory, Good Egg Galaxy and Bowser's Theme (Super Mario Galaxy).
  • Bowser's Castle - Features 8-bit Bowser who will sometimes flip a switch and cause parts of the platform to disappear. Fire bars can be seen in the background.
  • Flipside Tower - Similar to Comet Observatory, with an SPM theme. Random enemies might appear from the doors to attack, they can be killed. The Void is in the background, sometimes growing, and then shrinking.

Donkey Kong

  • Congo Jungle
  • Jungle Japes
  • Kongo Jungle
  • 75m
  • Rumble Falls
  • Bramble Blast - ...
  • Greenhouse - Based on the first level of DK3. The vegetation can be stood on, and the bees, Stanley and DK are all stage hazards.

The Legend of Zelda

  • Hyrule Castle
  • Great Bay
  • Temple
  • Bridge of Eldin
  • Pirate Ship
  • Ganondorf's Tower - ...

Metroid

  • Brinstar
  • Brinstar Depths
  • Norfair
  • Frigate Orpheon
  • Maridia - Shaped the same as Brinstar but without the destructible bubble floor or Zebetite. Resembles the sandy area of Maridia. Botwoon swims in and out of background holes. Water rises and slows gameplay, though it does not damage you, you will drown if you don't get out quick enough. Draygon also sometimes swoops in, picks up a fighter and then beats him up. Electric attacks stop him much like Super Metroid. Music is both Maridia themes, Botwoon's theme.
  • SR388 - Rocky terrain with the Queen Metroid in the background, who launches her head at people to bite them and kill them similar to the Ultimate Chimera on New Pork City. AVOID HER AT ALL COSTS. Sometimes the floor opens up and exposes lava, which will drain out after five minutes.

Kirby

  • Dream Land
  • Fountain of Dreams
  • Green Greens
  • Halberd

Pokemon

  • Saffron City
  • Poke Floats (now has Butterfree, Pidgey and Fearow)
  • Pokemon Stadium
  • Pokemon Stadium 2
  • Spear Pillar
  • Sootopolis City - Kind of like New Pork City...

Star Fox

  • Corneria
  • Venom
  • Lylat Cruise
  • ThornTail Hollow - Similar to Delfino Plaza. Sometimes those bat things come, but can be killed. Music is ThornTail Hollow, ThornTail Store, Krazoa Palace, Andross Battle and Draykor/Bat Attack.

Fire Emblem

  • Castle Siege
  • Akaneia - ...

EarthBound

  • Onett
  • Fourside
  • New Pork City

F-Zero

  • Mute City
  • Big Blue
  • Port Town Aero Dive

Pikmin

  • Distant Planet

Animal Crossing

  • Smashville

Eternal Darkness

  • Roivas Mansion - ...

Yoshi

  • Yoshi's Island
  • Yoshi's Island 2
  • Yoshi's Story
  • Yoshi's Island 3
  • Baby Bowser Battle - Baby Bowser moves in from the background much like the final battle (duh). Rocks fall from the sky that damage the player and destroy a part of the platform, like Green Hill Zone. The stork is present, but does not affect gameplay and you can't do anything about him.

Wario

  • WarioWare, Inc.

Ice Climber

  • Icicle Mountain
  • Summit
  • Ice Climber - A more faithful adaptation of the first shaft in the game. It does not scroll up like its Melee predecessor. It goes up automatically when you get to near the top. The vegetables can be collected, but they do not restore your health. They serve the same purpose as Pauline's items in 75m.

Game & Watch

  • Flat Zone
  • Flat Zone 2

Kid Icarus

  • Skyworld
  • Underworld - Similar to Icicle Mountain/Rumble Falls. Music is Underworld theme moved here and boss music.

Nintendo

  • Wuhu Island - The fencing station.
  • Balloon Fight - Basically a remake of Balloon Fight, so the fish on Summit is moved here.
  • GB Music - ...
  • Tokyo - A Sin and Punishment stage.
  • Pufftop - ...
  • Some stage based on Panel de Pon.
  • Duck Hunt - A walk off stage with the gunman as a hazard, and ducks appearing often. The ducks can be attacked by players and so can the dog in its original 8 bit form.
  • Wii Menu - A more zoomed out version of the Wii Menu, with the channel blocks as platforms. When the plus button starts to flash, you need to jump for the channel flip.
  • Excitebike Track - A stage similar to Mushroomy Kingdom, with Excitebikers as stage hazards. The icons on the ground that originally cooled your bike off now heal you.

Rare

  • Grunty's Tower - Set atop the tower. Several Jinjos may appear and attack.
  • Barn Boys - A walk off stage made to resemble the Sunny Days sector. The sunflower's boobs are a platform that can be jumped on. (lol)

Third-Party

  • Shadow Moses Island
  • Green Hill Zone
  • Some stage based on a snowboarding course from Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games with Rouge the Bat as a stage hazard
  • Aqua Garden - You scroll on a platform through the level. Keys fall from the sky onto the platform. They are used to get through the Nightmaren cages without being trapped and thus taken offscreen.
  • Forest Maze - A stage where you can walk off to your death (not in midair). A tree stump is present in the middle of the stage. Wigglers sometimes rush in angry and will knock you back. Beware the Forest Mushrooms is the main theme. Bowyer in his original sprites will also appear from the sides similar to Birdo on Subcon and fire arrows at you.
  • Some stage based on Shantae with said person as hazard for fanservice

Assist Trophies

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A fail drawing of Ayame (left) and Takamaru (right). I'm bad at drawing kissing, just so you know.

In a new Smash game I would bring back all Assist Trophies, except for Andross, Hammer Bro, Isaac, Lakitu, Lyn, Metroid, Resetti, Tingle and Goroh, who are now enemies, playable characters, stage elements and bosses, respectively. I wanted to put in Ayumi Tachibana, Chibi Robo, Diskun, Drawn Creation and Pilotwings, but they wouldn't have worked. Rouge the Bat and Duck Hunt became stage hazards. I scrapped Alex Kidd, Amaterasu, Billy Hatcher, Bomberman *puts on hazmat suit*, Earthworm Jim and Ulala for being somewhat stupid.

Note to people: there were supposed to be 38 extra Assist Trophies, with one known to have been scrapped and three fabricated. Help me fill in the gap, which is now at 46 because I took out some. Progress: 46/46 new Assists.

  • Adeline - Paints destructive items for the summoner to use.
  • Animal Crossing Boy & Girl - A duo of both of these, based on their City Folk artwork (although maybe could change based on whether you have save data for City Folk or not) who will whack you with their bug nets.
  • Barbara
  • Bandit - Takes damage from summoner and gives it to opponents.
  • Black Knight - Attacks with Alondite. Runs sluggishly on the ground and cannot jump.
  • Bowser Jr./Shadow Mario - Both use Magic Paintbrush in unison to splatter people in damaging goop.
  • Boo - Removes items from the stage, if it's a Smash Ball, he goes after it and with one hit gives it to the summoner.
  • Boy and Blob - A replacement of Tingle. The boy whistles and then disappears while jellybeans of different kinds fall from the sky and cause the blob to do stuff. Effects needed.
  • Bubbles - Pillars arise from the stage and Bubbles swings around, kicking anyone in her way.
  • Captain Syrup - Appears in her machine from Wario Land II, which create magma spires on the ground and also summons those soldier things.
  • Chef - The one from Personal Trainer: Cooking. He makes exclusive recipes for you such as lasagna and mac and cheese.
  • Daisy - Coming in with a shout of her name as most characters do, she attacks much like Peach, basically an unplayable Peach clone. Or something.
  • Devil
  • Donbe and Hikari - Hikari watches the chaos while Donbe attacks senselessly using his stick.
  • Doshin/Jashin the Giant - Team battle exclusive. Either Doshin or Jashin appears and they beat people up, growing stronger, bigger, and faster with each hit.
  • Dr. Wright
  • Donkey Kong Jr. - Does fractions with everyone's damage percentages and either cuts damage or adds it.
  • Duster - Shoots wall staples that have the same effect as Sheik's Needle Storm.
  • Elite Beat Agents - Do dance moves that motivates your character and increases their strength and defense.
  • Funky Kong - Rams into people with kart.
  • Gooey - Basically an Assist Trophy Gulpin.
  • Gray Fox
  • Hanenbow - Bounces around the stage dealing minor damage to anyone who is in their way. Creates music as they go.
  • Helirin
  • Infantry & Tanks
  • Jill
  • Jeff
  • Kat & Ana
  • Kamek - Uses Magikoopa spells on opponents.
  • Kevin Keene - Not a video game character, but is constantly affiliated with them. Added for pure irony. Pauses everyone on screen and assists summoner by blasting the hell out of opponents. They stay frozen in action until a power meter, present on the bottom right corner of the screen, is depleted.
  • Knuckle Joe
  • Kumatora - Uses PK Ground.
  • Leon Powalski - Uses his ship to shoot at you.
  • Lip - Summons numerous blocks to fall from the sky, fading away after.
  • Little Mac
  • Lucius - Uses thunder on people, has the same effect as Pikachu's thunder.
  • Mallow - Uses Star Rain on the opponent with the least damage.
  • Marin - Plays her harp, which produces beautiful music that puts people to sleep. An Assist Trophy Bellossom.
  • MB - Floats in the middle of the stage; summons three small Metroids to attack people.
  • Mia - Gives you vulnaries that cut damage in half. Reference to the fact that she comes with one in Path of Radiance.
  • Mike Jones - Kills people with home runs.
  • Muddy Mole - Goes underground and pops up to deal small damage to people. Makes the Koopa Shell sound with each hit.
  • Nintendog
  • Pegasus Knights - includes people who aren't even from the same continent. Has Florina, Misha, Marcia and Vanessa. They fly to the corners of the stage and then swiftly swoop in to attack opponents with their javelins.
  • Professor E. Gadd - With a bit of maniacal laughter, sucks in opponents with Poultergeist 3000 and ejects them similarly to Yoshi's standard B.
  • Ray MK III
  • Reala - Swoops in, firing light balls at the stage.
  • Saki
  • Shadow
  • Skull Kid - Summons Puppets to attack.
  • Soren - Basically an Assist Trophy Torchic.
  • Sothe - Jumps around numerous times (don't touch), gives shout outs to Ike, and finishes with grabbing and stabbing someone.
  • Stanley - Sprays pesticide at people.
  • Starfy
  • Syrup (the Zelda witch) - Stirs up a potion in her cauldron that creates Magic Powder bags, which, when picked up and thrown, will give the enemy a flower effect.
  • Takamaru - Uses the swirling flame attack from Samurai Warriors 3, and has similar knockback to Off Waves.
  • Tamagon - By collecting crosses he gains the ability to breathe fire on people for 5 seconds.
  • Tatanga - Flies in his spaceship firing cannon balls.
  • Tetra - Attacks with bombs.
  • Tricky - Burns people with fire.
  • Urban Champion - A more powerful, less agile and less stupid Little Mac.
  • Waluigi
  • Wanda - Gives summoner bombs to attack.
  • Wart - Spits bubbles at people.
  • Zant - Fires purple energy balls.

Pokemon

In a new Smash game I would bring back all Pokemon, except for Andross, Hammer Bro, Isaac, Lakitu, Lyn, Metroid, Resetti, Tingle and Goroh, who are now enemies, playable characters, stage elements and bosses, respectively. Butterfree, Pidgey and Fearow are new floats on Poke Floats.

  • Articuno
  • Beedrill
  • Blastoise/Squirtle (randomly appears)
  • Bonsly
  • Celebi
  • Chansey (does not appear in Saffron City)
  • Charizard (randomly appears alongside Charmander on Saffron City)
  • Chikorita
  • Clefairy
  • Cyndaquil
  • Deoxys
  • Ditto - Does exactly what it was supposed to do in SSBM. Copy your character and follow you like a shadow, increasing damage done to people. Still says "Meta!" though.
  • Electrode (does not appear in Saffron City)
  • Entei
  • Gardevoir
  • Goldeen (does not appear in Saffron City)
  • Groudon
  • Gulpin
  • Hitmonlee
  • Ho-Oh
  • Jirachi
  • Koffing/Weezing (randomly appears)
  • Kyogre
  • Latias and Latios
  • Lugia
  • Manaphy
  • Marill
  • Meowth
  • Metagross
  • Mew
  • Moltres
  • Munchlax
  • Onix
  • Piplup
  • Porygon/Porygon2 (randomly appears, but not on Saffron City)
  • Raikou
  • Scizor
  • Shaymin - Uses Seed Flare.
  • Snorlax
  • Starmie/Staryu (randomly appears)
  • Suicune
  • Togepi
  • Torchic
  • Unown
  • Venusaur/Ivysaur/Bulbasaur (randomly appears)
  • Weavile
  • Wobbuffet
  • Zapdos

Bosses

All bosses return, though Master Hand is a playable in SSE, Crazy Hand is part of his Final Smash (both are still bosses though), Giga Bowser too, and Ridley is changed to a permanent playable, with Meta as his Final Smash.

  • Petey Piranha
  • Very Gnawty
  • Rayquaza
  • Porky Minch
  • Galleom
  • Mother Brain
  • Queen Metroid
  • Duon
  • Tabuu

Somewhere I need to add fit in Andross/General Scales duo, Majora's Mask, Giygas, Medusa, Murasame and Wizeman.

Items

All items would return, though Lip's Stick is now used in the Lip Assist Trophy, Flippers are part of the Balloon Fight stage, Poison Mushrooms deal 10% damage to the collector, Team Healers can now be used to heal yourself by throwing it and getting hit by it, Yoshi's Eggs can be laid without sucking in someone and they can be used like normal eggs, Pitfalls have been incorporated into Tom Nook's moveset, and Motion-Sensor Bombs hail from Perfect Dark. Banana Peels first originate as bananas that can be eaten, and once that is done they become peels that can be used on people. Crates and barrels can no longer be carried by light/middleweight characters, they can only destroy them. Heavy weights can lift them.

  • Assist Trophy
  • Apple
  • Auroros
  • Banana
  • Barrel
  • Barrel Cannon
  • Beam Sword
  • Blast Box
  • Blooper - Picking it up makes it fly to the center of the stage and turn all opponents black and slow them down.
  • Blue Shell - Throwing it causes it to fly over to the person with the least damage and give them 50%.
  • Bomb
  • Bomb-omb
  • Bumper
  • Bunny Hood
  • Capsule
  • Cardboard Box
  • CD
  • Cloaking Device
  • Cracker Launcher
  • Crate
  • Deku Nut
  • Dragoon
  • Egg
  • Elixir - Throwing this bottle at someone will cause them to fall asleep. If not used in five seconds, you fall asleep after it breaks.
  • Electrode
  • Fan
  • Fire Flower
  • Food
  • Franklin Badge
  • Freezie
  • Golden Hammer
  • Gooey Bomb
  • Green Shell
  • Gyro
  • Hammer
  • Hammer Head
  • Hand Grenade
  • Heart Container
  • Hi-Jump Boots - Will fall off like Franklin Badge/Screw Attack. Only increases jump height, does not increase speed.
  • Home-Run Bat (now said to hail from EarthBound)
  • Hothead
  • Ice Flower - Same as the Fire Flower, but freezes. Duh.
  • Key
  • Lightning Bolt
  • Maxim Tomato
  • Metal Box
  • Motion-Sensor Bomb
  • Mr. Saturn
  • Pal Pills - Three spinning Mario heads with their exact same function as Super Paper Mario. If your character had an appearance on the NES or Game Boy, those sprites will be used. Otherwise, original sprites are created.
  • Parasol
  • Party Ball
  • Peach
  • Peanut
  • Pellet
  • Poké Ball
  • Power Suit Pieces
  • Ray Gun
  • Red Shell
  • Rolling Crate
  • Sandbag
  • Screw Attack
  • Smart Bomb
  • Smash Ball
  • Smash Coins and Bills
  • Smoke Ball
  • Soccer Ball
  • Sonic's Spring
  • Spring
  • Starman
  • Star Rod
  • Sticker
  • Stock Ball
  • Superspicy Curry
  • Super Mushroom
  • Super Scope
  • Team Healer
  • Timer (now said to hail from Animal Crossing)
  • Triforce Blades - Appear as the Triforce with spinning triangles on it. Can be picked up and thrown like shurikens.
  • Trophy
  • Trophy Stand
  • Unira
  • Vegetables (now also present on Icicle Mountain)
  • Wario Bike and Parts
  • Warp Star
  • Water Ski - When picked up and thrown, Ryota Hayami from Wave Race jumps on and acts like Piplup.

I would also remove challenges for being cheap, tripping, the chronicle and masterpieces for being useless, that barrier in Home-Run Contest, and make those bitches get the trophy descriptions right! So FULL of errors!

Movesets, Pokemon, stage descriptions and much else coming soon!

Gallery

Here's a gallery of my simple "character reworks"