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**In exchanges where only one of the two characters speak, there is only one line, coming either before or after an animation and/or vocal action performed by the non-verbal character. | **In exchanges where only one of the two characters speak, there is only one line, coming either before or after an animation and/or vocal action performed by the non-verbal character. | ||
**In exchanges involving {{SSBU|Banjo & Kazooie}}, it's possible to have both lines spoken by Banjo or Kazooie, one line each spoken by Banjo & Kazooie, or one or both lines spoken by Banjo & Kazooie simultaneously. | **In exchanges involving {{SSBU|Banjo & Kazooie}}, it's possible to have both lines spoken by Banjo or Kazooie, one line each spoken by Banjo & Kazooie, or one or both lines spoken by Banjo & Kazooie simultaneously. | ||
**In exchanges involving {{SSBU|Pyra}}/{{SSBU|Mythra}}, before the exchange starts, the starting character not selected by the player teleports away. This means that unlike Banjo & Kazooie, only one of these two ever speaks during any single exchange. | |||
*Mirror matches are possible, and may vary depending on whether or not any variants are selected. | *Mirror matches are possible, and may vary depending on whether or not any variants are selected. | ||
*It is possible for matchups to have more than one exchange - in fact, almost all of them do. | *It is possible for matchups to have more than one exchange - in fact, almost all of them do. | ||
*Exchanges are categorised by character, specifically, the first one to do anything is where it belongs. | *Exchanges are categorised by character, specifically, the first one to do anything is where it belongs. | ||
*The following characters do not speak: {{SSBU|Mr. Game & Watch}}, {{SSBU|Link}}, {{SSBU|Toon Link}}, {{SSBU|Young Link}}, {{SSBU|Kirby}}, all [[Pokémon]] (except {{SSBU|Lucario}}, {{SSBU|Mewtwo}} and of course the {{SSBU|Pokémon Trainer}}), {{SSBU|Duck Hunt Duo}}, {{SSBU|R.O.B.}}, {{SSBU|Villager}}, {{SSBU|Inkling}} (because they aren't known to speak English<!--I may decide to change this-->), {{SSBU|Hero}} <!--Correct me on the talk page if I'm wrong about this--> and the [[Mii Fighter]]s. | *The following characters do not speak: {{SSBU|Mr. Game & Watch}}, {{SSBU|Link}}, {{SSBU|Toon Link}}, {{SSBU|Young Link}}, {{SSBU|Kirby}}, all [[Pokémon]] (except {{SSBU|Lucario}}, {{SSBU|Mewtwo}} and of course the {{SSBU|Pokémon Trainer}}), {{SSBU|Duck Hunt Duo}}, {{SSBU|R.O.B.}}, {{SSBU|Villager}}, {{SSBU|Inkling}} (because they aren't known to speak English<!--I may decide to change this-->), {{SSBU|Hero}} <!--Correct me on the talk page if I'm wrong about this-->, {{SSBU|Steve}} and the [[Mii Fighter]]s. | ||
*Some lines may get semi-repeated in encounters. Some encounters may also have lines that vary slightly. | *Some lines may get semi-repeated in encounters. Some encounters may also have lines that vary slightly. | ||
*If a character references an event or character from Smash or other universe, it is preferred that a link to that reference be provided. | *If a character references an event or character from Smash or other universe, it is preferred that a link to that reference be provided. | ||
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Other than that, anything goes. Have fun! | Other than that, anything goes. Have fun! | ||
Oh, but wait! Have you played Mortal Kombat 11? In that, you can choose different announcer voices, and some of them say different things depending on what character you pick. I have my own ideas for that, too. [[User:Black Vulpine/If Smash Bros had a humourous announcer when selecting characters|Click here]] to see some of the ideas I have, or add your own if you want. | |||
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=={{SSBU|Banjo & Kazooie}}== | =={{SSBU|Banjo & Kazooie}}== | ||
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:'''Banjo''': Ready for this dangerous duo? | :'''Banjo''': Ready for this dangerous duo? | ||
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:'''Kazooie''': Sorry, [[Wikipedia:Yooka-Laylee|wrong game]]. | :'''Kazooie''': Sorry, [[Wikipedia:Yooka-Laylee|wrong game]]. | ||
:'''Banjo''': Ready for a shootout? | :'''Banjo''': Ready for a shootout? | ||
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:'''Banjo''': I have a fireBIRD! | :'''Banjo''': I have a fireBIRD! | ||
:'''Kazooie''': Don't forget, Banjo, we're supposed to give everyone here what-for, regardless of friend or foe! | |||
:'''Diddy Kong''': Yeah, we can talk after the rumble! I'm gonna beat you guys up! | |||
:'''Banjo''': Well then, what's the point of giving us this little dialogue for right before the fight? Oh, forget it. Here goes. | |||
:'''Banjo''': You haven't seen what Kazooie's legs can do! | |||
:'''Sonic''': Wow, surprised to hear she has legs! [[wikipedia:Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing|Last time we met]], I just assumed her bottom was mush or something. | |||
:'''Kazooie''': Seems you forgot to do a "pack-ground" check, ratty-two-shoes. My beak flies faster than your paws, anyway! | |||
:'''Kazooie''': You know, Banjo, I have seen some weirdos in my day, but this... | |||
:'''King K. Rool''': Oh, don't act like you don't know me, you egg-coughing buzzard! | |||
:'''Banjo''': Please pardon the "buzzard" for the time being; we'd both love to catch up later. | |||
:'''Kazooie''': Good to see you're still in good shape, golden-girth! | |||
:'''King K. Rool''': Oh, is there really nothing else you can point out about my appearance here? | |||
:'''Kazooie''': What? I just thought I'd compliment your ability to stick to a routine. | |||
:'''Banjo''': Your name always reminds me of [https://banjokazooiewiki.com/wiki/Terry another guy] we fought a while back. | |||
:'''Terry''': Well then, hope you don't mind me digging up some painful memories! | |||
:'''Kazooie''': That's alright, I enjoyed it! | |||
</div> | |||
=={{SSBU|Bayonetta}}== | =={{SSBU|Bayonetta}}== | ||
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:'''Bayonetta''': Didn't your mother ever tell you not to bring a knife to a gun fight? | :'''Bayonetta''': Didn't your mother ever tell you not to bring a knife to a gun fight? | ||
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:'''Bayonetta''': Just another day in the office... | :'''Bayonetta''': Just another day in the office... | ||
</div> | |||
=={{SSBU|Bowser}}== | =={{SSBU|Bowser}}== | ||
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:'''Bowser''': You will bow down to your king, swordsman! | :'''Bowser''': You will bow down to your king, swordsman! | ||
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:'''Bowser''': Such a slender beauty... | :'''Bowser''': Such a slender beauty... | ||
:'''Daisy''': Meanwhile, even K.Rool weighs less than you. | :'''Daisy''': Meanwhile, [[Weight#Super Smash Bros. Ultimate weight values|even K.Rool weighs less than you]]. | ||
:'''Bowser''': Never mind. Not a beauty./Soon to be a FLAT beauty! | :'''Bowser''': Never mind. Not a beauty./Soon to be a FLAT beauty! | ||
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:'''Bowser''': You have no [[Dark Cannon|special toys]] to help you this time! | :'''Bowser''': You have no [[Dark Cannon|special toys]] to help you this time! | ||
:'''Bowser''': I got you now, copycat. | |||
:'''King K. Rool''': What makes you say that? | |||
:'''Bowser''': Not only did you steal my [[mariowiki:King Koopa's alter egos|alter ego thing]], [[mariowiki:File:KoopaDIC.jpg|you look awfully familiar]] too. | |||
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:'''Bowser''': I will crush you like the worm you are! | :'''Bowser''': I will crush you like the worm you are! | ||
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=={{SSBU|Captain Falcon}}== | =={{SSBU|Captain Falcon}}== | ||
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:'''Captain Falcon''': Not all Clouds belong in the sky. | :'''Captain Falcon''': Not all Clouds belong in the sky. | ||
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:'''Captain Falcon''': | :'''Captain Falcon''': ''(badly mimics William Hudson)'' It's game over, man! | ||
:'''Roy''': Much like your Falcon Punch, right? | :'''Ridley''': How dare you mock me! | ||
:'''Captain Falcon''': ''(normal voice)'' How about I smash you then? | |||
:'''Captain Falcon''': Your blade creates fire? | |||
:'''Roy''': Much like your Falcon Punch, right? | |||
:'''Captain Falcon''': I have no [[Knee Smash|KNEED]] for it. | :'''Captain Falcon''': I have no [[Knee Smash|KNEED]] for it. | ||
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:'''Captain Falcon''': You're going to regret joining us, hedgehog! | :'''Captain Falcon''': You're going to regret joining us, hedgehog! | ||
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=={{SSBU|Cloud}}== | =={{SSBU|Cloud}}== | ||
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:'''Cloud''': Stupid witch... | :'''Cloud''': Stupid witch... | ||
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:'''Cloud''': Such mockery will be your undoing! | :'''Cloud''': Such mockery will be your undoing! | ||
:'''Cloud''': Sephiroth... | |||
:'''Sephiroth''': It's been a long time, Cloud. | |||
:'''Cloud''': This will also be the last time. | |||
:'''Cloud''': Stay in my memories, where you belong. | |||
:'''Sephiroth''': I never will be just a memory. | |||
:'''Cloud''': You will be when this is over. | |||
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:'''Cloud''': You're about to find out. | :'''Cloud''': You're about to find out. | ||
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=={{SSBU|Corrin}}== | =={{SSBU|Corrin}}== | ||
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===Male Corrin=== | ===Male Corrin=== | ||
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:'''Corrin''': I'll believe that when I see it. | :'''Corrin''': I'll believe that when I see it. | ||
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=={{SSBU|Daisy}}== | =={{SSBU|Daisy}}== | ||
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:'''Daisy''': You look... familiar. | :'''Daisy''': You look... familiar. | ||
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:'''Daisy''': They're ALL gonna be on you! | :'''Daisy''': They're ALL gonna be on you! | ||
:'''Daisy''': My my, what big claws you have. | |||
:'''Wolf''': All the better to slash you with, my dear. | |||
:'''Daisy''': Good thing I have a golf club. | |||
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=={{SSBU|Dark Pit}}== | =={{SSBU|Dark Pit}}== | ||
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:'''Dark Pit''': The angel hunter. | :'''Dark Pit''': The angel hunter. | ||
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:'''Dark Pit''': Not for much longer. | :'''Dark Pit''': Not for much longer. | ||
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=={{SSBU|Diddy Kong}}== | =={{SSBU|Diddy Kong}}== | ||
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:'''Diddy Kong''': Oh no, not you! | :'''Diddy Kong''': Oh no, not you! | ||
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:'''Diddy Kong''': You're thinking of the wrong Kong, Lizard Lips! | :'''Diddy Kong''': You're thinking of the wrong Kong, Lizard Lips! | ||
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=={{SSBU|Donkey Kong}}== | =={{SSBU|Donkey Kong}}== | ||
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:'''Donkey Kong''': Mario. | :'''Donkey Kong''': Mario. | ||
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:'''Donkey Kong''': You have one. I have four. Do the math. | :'''Donkey Kong''': You have one. I have four. Do the math. | ||
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=={{SSBU|Dr. Mario}}== | =={{SSBU|Dr. Mario}}== | ||
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:'''Dr. Mario''': Am I going crazy? | :'''Dr. Mario''': Am I going crazy? | ||
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:'''Dr. Mario''': My diagnosis: You are just impersonating me. | :'''Dr. Mario''': My diagnosis: You are just impersonating me. | ||
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=={{SSBU|Duck Hunt}}== | =={{SSBU|Duck Hunt}}== | ||
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:'''Duck Hunt''': ''(dog walks in sniffing the ground, duck looks up and quacks loudly)'' | :'''Duck Hunt''': ''(dog walks in sniffing the ground, duck looks up and quacks loudly)'' | ||
:''' | :'''Banjo''': You two may be older than the both of us, but that doesn't give you the right to rip off our fighting style! | ||
=={{SSBU|Falco}}== | |||
:'''Falco''': I really don't like you. | :'''Duck Hunt''': ''(dog walks in sniffing the ground, duck looks up and quacks loudly)'' | ||
:'''Kazooie''': You leave my mother out of this! | |||
:'''Duck Hunt''': ''(dog walks in sniffing the ground, duck looks up and quacks loudly)'' | |||
:'''Snake''': Colonel, this dog has a sniper covering it! | |||
:'''Duck Hunt''': ''(dog walks in sniffing the ground, duck looks up and quacks loudly)'' | |||
:'''Sora''': Hey, you're both here to- Oh, sorry, I thought you two were [[khwiki:Donald Duck|somebody]] [[khwiki:Goofy|else]]. | |||
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=={{SSBU|Falco}}== | |||
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:'''Falco''': I really don't like you. | |||
:'''Bayonetta''': I really don't care. | :'''Bayonetta''': I really don't care. | ||
:'''Falco''': Just as long as we're clear on that. | :'''Falco''': Just as long as we're clear on that. | ||
:'''Falco''': We gonna have a shootout then? | |||
:'''Bayonetta''': You'll lose. | |||
:'''Falco''': Pride goeth before destruction. | |||
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:'''Falco''': | :'''Falco''': So I'm fighting a doctor? | ||
:''' | :''' Dr Mario''': I can-a still whoop your butt, you-a know. | ||
:'''Falco''': I' | :'''Falco''': I'd rather not meet my fate due to medical malpractice. | ||
:'''Falco''': | :'''Falco''': Well, well, well, if it isn't the Prodigal Son. | ||
:'''Fox''': | :'''Fox''': Why don't you Rock Me, Amadeus? | ||
:'''Falco''': | :'''Falco''': I SWEAR to God, Fox. | ||
:'''Falco''': | :'''Falco''': We have The Great Fox, but why don't we have the Great Falco? | ||
:''' | :'''Fox''': Because nobody has ever called you "great". | ||
:'''Falco''': | :'''Falco''': And you wonder why Team Starfox keeps splitting up. | ||
:'''Falco''': | :'''Falco''': Move aside, 'Commander'. | ||
:''' | :'''Fox''': You think you're better than me? | ||
:'''Falco''': | :'''Falco''': I'm not the one who dropped out of the Academy. | ||
:'''Falco''': | :'''Falco''': Don’t get too cocky, Fox. | ||
:''' | :'''Fox''': You turning into Wolf now? | ||
:'''Falco''': | :'''Falco''': What’s the matter, scared? | ||
:'''Falco''': | :'''Falco''': Ever seen [[Shadow Ball]]s bounce? | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': I know what you're capable of. | ||
:'''Falco''': I'll take that as a 'yes'. | |||
:''' | |||
:'''Falco''': It's about time someone took you down. | |||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': I'm the most powerful Pokémon in the world. | ||
:''' | :'''Falco''': I think Rayquaza would like a word with you. | ||
:''' | :'''Falco''': The flightless angel. | ||
:''' | :'''Pit''': I have the [[Power of Flight]]! | ||
:'''Falco''': That just means I gotta clip your wings before they burn. | |||
:'''Falco''': Move it or lose it. | |||
:''' | :'''Sonic''': Moving is what I'm all about! | ||
:''' | :'''Falco''': And yet you can't fly without a certain [[Tails|fox]] to help you. | ||
:'''Falco''': Move it or lose it. | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Wolf''': Move what or lose what? | ||
:'''Falco''': Your ass or your ass. | |||
:''' | :'''Falco''': So they're saying THIS is my ancestor? | ||
:'''Yoshi''': Fawco no wook wike dynosawr. | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Falco''': [[wikipedia:Origin of birds|The DNA tests say otherwise]]. | ||
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:''' | =={{SSBU|Fox}}== | ||
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:'''Fox''': [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lemme-smash Lemme smash.] | |||
:'''Falco''': You DIDN'T just say that. | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Fox''': What? This is a Smash, isn’t it? | ||
:''' | :'''Fox''': Falco... | ||
:'''Falco''': Gee, if it isn't Fox! How swell. | |||
:''' | :'''Fox''': Don't think I'll save you from THIS whopping. | ||
:'''Fox''': Did you miss me, Krystal? | |||
:''' | :'''Krystal''': Like a hole in the head. <ref>During Fox's Starfox Adventures quest, Fox meets and falls in love with a blue vixen named Krystal. After this, Fox would return in Star Fox Assault, which saw a reinvigorated Star Fox team saving the galaxy from a new threat called the Aparoids. A year later, Fox would return in Star Fox Command, although his relationship with Krystal sours when he breaks it up for her safety. Angered, Krystal joins Star Wolf out of spite, though Fox tries to bury his angst in order to help stop the Anglar Empire, the latest threat to the Lylat system.</ref> | ||
:''' | :'''Fox''': Would you like me to put one in with my blaster? | ||
:''' | :'''Fox''': Mario, you seem to be everywhere. | ||
:''' | :'''Mario''': Better than-a being a one trick-a pony. | ||
:'''Fox''': I do my "one trick" well. | |||
:''' | :'''Fox''': You know, princesses shouldn't wander the Subspace alone. | ||
:'''Peach''': Neither should wild animals. | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Fox''': [https://youtu.be/Asqs1aVMquw?t=131 I've had tea], I don't need your sympathy as well. | ||
:'''Fox''': Wolf, I'll knock you flat. | |||
:''' | :'''Wolf''': Can't let you do that, Starfox. | ||
:''' | :'''Fox''': I've done it before, I'll do it again. | ||
:'''Fox''': Where has Oikonny fled to? | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Wolf''': Like we would care where that snivelling imp has gone. | ||
:''' | :'''Fox''': That doesn't mean you don't know. | ||
</div> | |||
=={{SSBU|Ganondorf}}== | |||
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:'''Ganondorf''': Return the Triforce to me, 'Hero'. | |||
:''' | :'''Link''': ''(draws his sword and twirls it behind him)'' | ||
:''' | :'''Ganondorf''': Even I look better than you. | ||
:'''Toon Link''': ''(draws his sword and swings it a few times, with a 'hup!' on the third swing)'' | |||
:''' | :'''Ganondorf''': You and I have often been compared. | ||
:''' | :'''Sephiroth''': There is no contest, Ganon. | ||
:'''Ganondorf''': Then it shouldn't surprise you when you lose. | |||
:''' | :'''Ganondorf''': Don't you DARE mock my speed. | ||
:''' | :'''Sonic''': What speed? | ||
:'''Ganondorf''': Arrogant. Little. WORM! | |||
:''' | :'''Ganondorf''': Hedgehogs aren't supposed to be fast. | ||
:''' | :'''Sonic''': Actually, you're just that slow. | ||
:'''Ganondorf''': And your mouth is big enough for my fist! | |||
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:''' | =={{SSBU|Greninja}}== | ||
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:'''Greninja''': ''(cartwheels in, performing its down taunt)'' | |||
:''' | :'''Falco''': It's nerf or nothin'! | ||
:'''Greninja''': ''(cartwheels in, performing its down taunt)'' | |||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': Is me being able to talk why you were nerfed...? | ||
:'''Greninja''': ''(cartwheels in, performing its down taunt)'' | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Donkey Kong''': Fish in a barrel. | ||
</div> | |||
:''' | =={{SSBU|Ike}}== | ||
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===Ranger Ike=== | |||
:'''Ike''': I fight for my friends! | |||
:'''Corrin (F)''': Well, I fight for my family! | |||
:''' | :'''Ike''': Do NOT talk to ME about family! | ||
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=={{SSBU|Incineroar}}== | |||
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:'''Incineroar''': (cartwheels onto the stage and does a wrestler pose) Roar! | |||
:''' | :'''Falco''': Now that’s a [https://ben10.fandom.com/wiki/Appoplexian_(Reboot) Ben 10 alien reject] if I ever saw one. | ||
:'''Incineroar''': (cartwheels onto the stage and does a wrestler pose) Roar! | |||
:''' | :'''Snake''': Throw this fight or I'll make you./Time to break kayfabe. | ||
</div> | |||
=={{SSBU|Inkling}}== | |||
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===Female Inkling=== | |||
:'''Inkling''': Woomy! (''spins her splattershot'') | |||
:''' | :'''Corrin''': What are you, suicidal? I use WATER, for crying out loud! | ||
:'''Inkling''': Woomy! (''spins her Splattershot'') | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Daisy''': Don't you DARE stain the dress. | ||
:'''Inkling''': Woomy! (''spins her Splattershot'') | |||
:''' | :'''Mario''': You're not-a related to {{s|mariowiki|Gooper Blooper}}, are you? | ||
:''' | :'''Inkling''': Woomy! (''spins her Splattershot'') | ||
:'''Peach''': I have an 'Inkling' things will go my way... | |||
:''' | :'''Inkling''': Woomy! (''spins her Splattershot'') | ||
:''' | :'''Yoshi''': I hear ink taste good! | ||
:''' | :'''Inkling''': Woomy! (''spins her Splattershot'') | ||
:''' | :'''Joker''': Funny, I always thought a paintball gun would be a good fit for Oracle. | ||
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:''' | =={{SSBU|Joker}}== | ||
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:'''Joker''': That's a nice little [https://bayonetta.fandom.com/wiki/Umbran_Watch trinket] you have there. | |||
:'''Bayonetta''': See with your eyes, not with your hands. | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Joker''': A shame... Where you wear it, it hides some impressive beauty./Dang. I would have loved to handle those. | ||
:'''Joker''': Oh look, it's 'Jill of all Trades'. | |||
:''' | :'''Byleth (F)''': I assure you, I am quite adept at my craft. | ||
:''' | :'''Joker''': You still should have spent more time on just one or two weapons. | ||
:'''Joker''': You seem... [[Yusuke Kitagawa|familiar]]. | |||
:''' | :'''Chrom''': I told you, I am nothing like [[Marth|the]] [[Roy|other]] [[Ike|swords]][[Lucina|men]]. | ||
:'''Joker''': Not who I had in mind, but whatever. | |||
::''Note: In a theoretical Japanese version of this conversation, Chrom will instead note how similar Joker's voice is to Roy's, referencing how the latter two share a Japanese voice actor, Jun Fukuyama.'' | |||
:''' | :'''Joker''': Can't let you do that, Starfox! | ||
:'''Fox''': There's a difference between my name and my team's name. | |||
:''' | :'''Joker''': Not enough people care enough to remember. | ||
:''' | :'''Joker''': So... are you a turtle, or a dinosaur? I'm confused. | ||
:'''Yoshi''': Yoshi dun carew! Yoshi just want to pway! | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Joker''': How is it you ever actually get anything done? | ||
:'''Joker''': We have to be careful with you... | |||
:''' | :'''Yoshi''': Oooh, Joker have cute [[Morgana|kitty]]! Hewwo kitty! | ||
:''' | :'''Joker''': Hey, I've heard what you can do. Keep your tongue off him. | ||
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:''' | =={{SSBU|King Dedede}}== | ||
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:'''King Dedede 1''': Oh boy, so this is what Susie did? | |||
:'''King Dedede 2''': Who, in the world, is even Susie? | |||
:''' | :'''King Dedede 1''': IS THIS A TIME PARADOX, THEN?! | ||
:'''King Dedede 1''': I hate hitting pretty things. | |||
:''' | :'''King Dedede 2''': Yeah, same here. | ||
:''' | :'''King Dedede 1''': I'll get you some medical help after this. | ||
:'''King Dedede''': Why are you two copying me? | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Ice Climbers''': Are you related to us (Popo) Maybe he’s our father (Nana) | ||
:''' | :'''King Dedede''': I never even been married nor went to the arctic. | ||
:''' | :'''King Dedede''': You stole food too? | ||
:''' | :'''King K. Rool''': To starve my enemies to death, yes. | ||
:''' | :'''King Dedede''': Yeesh, and I thought I was greedy. | ||
:''' | :'''King Dedede''': A fellow royal. | ||
:''' | :'''Lucina''': Keep your compliments for later, couch potato. | ||
:'''King Dedede''': Well, I tried to be friendly. | |||
:''' | :'''King Dedede''': A fellow royal. | ||
:''' | :'''Marth''': Unlike any other royal you've seen. | ||
:'''King Dedede''': So it's a goer? | |||
:''' | |||
:'''King Dedede''': Bee-boo-boo-bop, bee-boo-boo-beep? | |||
:'''Mr. Game & Watch''': ''(clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)'' | :'''Mr. Game & Watch''': ''(clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)'' | ||
:''' | :'''King Dedede''': I'm gonna get you, Kirby! | ||
:''' | :'''Kirby''': Poyo? | ||
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:''' | =={{SSBU|King K. Rool}}== | ||
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:'''King K. Rool''': Diddy Kong. | |||
:'''Diddy Kong''': Don't you owe me a new hat? | |||
:''' | :'''King K. Rool''': Here is what you are owed! | ||
:''' | :'''King K. Rool''': We meet at last, Banana Brain! | ||
:'''Donkey Kong''': You won't take my bananas this time, K. Rool! | |||
:''' | :'''King K. Rool''': How about I take your life, then? | ||
:''' | :'''King K. Rool''': I am the King of the Kremlings. | ||
:'''King Dedede''': I am the King of Dream Land. | |||
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:''' | :'''King K. Rool''': So is this a {{s|wikipedia|Clash of Clans}}? | ||
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:''' | =={{SSBU|Little Mac}}== | ||
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:'''Little Mac''': Don’t say it! | |||
:'''Bayonetta''': Don’t say what, titch? | |||
:''' | :'''Little Mac''': You just did.../That was your last mistake. | ||
:'''Little Mac''': Martial artist. | |||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': Came to see what real fighting is like? | ||
:''' | :'''Little Mac''': Well, SHOW you what real fighting is like. | ||
:''' | :'''Little Mac''': You again... | ||
:''' | :'''Samus''': Your [[KO Uppercut|punch]] hurt quite a lot. | ||
:''' | :'''Little Mac''': Maybe this time you won’t call me short. | ||
:''' | :'''Little Mac''': Move it or lose it. | ||
:''' | :'''Sonic''': You really think you’re as fast as me? | ||
=={{SSBU| | :'''Little Mac''': Why don’t we find out? | ||
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=={{SSBU|Lucario}}== | |||
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''Note: The Lucario that appears in Smash is considered to be the descendent of the Lucario that appeared in [[bulbapedia:M08|Pokémon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew]].'' | |||
:''' | :'''Lucario''': What the heck are you? | ||
:''' | :'''Bayonetta''': Your imminent end. | ||
:'''Lucario''': Burn the witch! | |||
:''' | :'''Lucario''': I do not fear you, demon. | ||
:''' | :'''Kazuya''': You should be fearing me. | ||
:'''Lucario''': Not if you've seen the crap I have. | |||
:''' | :'''Lucario''': I do not fear you, psychic. | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': Are you not a Fighting-type? | ||
:'''Lucario''': I'm also a Steel-type. Cancels out my weakness to you. | |||
:'''Lucario''': | :'''Lucario''': When will you get over this stupid grudge? | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': When Dusknoir passes from this world. | ||
:'''Lucario''': Point taken. Let's do this. | |||
:''' | :'''Lucario''': You have special powers as well? | ||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': It's the training of {{s|Wikipedia|Sheng Long}}. | ||
:'''Lucario''': Yeah, I'm not falling for that one. | |||
:''' | :'''Lucario''': I am the descendant of Sir Aaron's Lucario. | ||
:'''Sephiroth''': Is that why you're such an edgelord? | |||
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:'''Lucario''': | :'''Lucario''': You're one to talk. | ||
:'''Lucario''': Who... or what in the name of Arceus are you? | |||
:''' | :'''Sephiroth''': Only that who will send you to your ancestor. | ||
:'''Lucario''': | :'''Lucario''': So Cloud was right - you ARE annoying. | ||
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:''' | =={{SSBU|Lucina}}== | ||
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:'''Lucina''': Cereza! | |||
:'''Bayonetta''': ''Bayonetta'' for you, plank! | |||
:''' | :'''Lucina''': Whatever. | ||
:''' | :'''Lucina''': You think you can take me? | ||
:'''Marth''': I taught you how to fight, didn’t I? | |||
:''' | :'''Lucina''': The student shall become the master. | ||
:''' | :'''Lucina''': My blade's still sharper than your... body? | ||
:'''Mr. Game & Watch''': ''(clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)'' | |||
:''' | :'''Lucina''': Ugh, did something crawl up there and die? | ||
:'''Wario''': Come into my arms, pretty lady. | |||
:''' | :'''Lucina''': If I did that, I'd have to bathe for weeks. | ||
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=={{SSBU|Luigi}}== | |||
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:'''Luigi''': Noooo, not you again! | |||
:''' | :'''King Dedede''': I was only [[Plot summary of The Subspace Emissary#Chapter three|trying to help]]. | ||
:''' | :'''Luigi''': My back is still broken from what you did! | ||
:''' | :'''Luigi''': [[mariowiki:Year of Luigi|My year]] is over... | ||
:''' | :'''Mario''': And I got a [[mariowiki:Super Mario Odyssey|new game]] recently without you on it! | ||
:''' | :'''Luigi''': But that doesn't mean you can have the spotlight just for yourself again! | ||
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=={{SSBU|Mario}}== | |||
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:'''Mario''': Do you play volleyball? | |||
:'''Dr. Mario''': Why do you ask? | |||
:''' | :'''Mario''': Unlike me, you can't afford to dunk anybody. | ||
:''' | :'''Mario''': You sound familiar... | ||
:'''Joker''': What are you on about? | |||
:''' | :'''Mario''': I swear I've heard [[announcer|your voice before]]. | ||
:''' | :'''Mario''': You think you're just as strong as me? | ||
:'''Luigi''': I'm pretty sure, brudder! | |||
:''' | :'''Mario''': Prove it. | ||
:''' | :'''Mario''': My dad... | ||
:'''Mr. Game & Watch''': ''(clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)'' | |||
:''' | :'''Mario''': You're as old as dad but you both have one thing in common... | ||
:''' | :'''PAC-MAN''': And what is that? | ||
:'''Mario''': You're both old news! | |||
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:''' | :'''Mario''': Lady Palutena... | ||
:'''Palutena''': You have dunked enough people with those fists of yours! | |||
:'''Mario''': It's easier to just ask me to dunk you harder than them! | |||
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:'''Mario''': Don't hold back. | |||
:''' | :'''Sonic''': Against my favourite rival? | ||
:'''Mario''': | :'''Mario''': Favourite? Since when? | ||
:''' | :'''Mario''': Honestly, Xbox could've chosen anyone to put in ''Smash'' first, and they went with you two? | ||
:''' | :'''Kazooie''': Ha! That's an interesting way to greet a pair of "old friends." Besides, what would anyone else back home even do? Fire explosive projectiles? Well, you're in for [[Rear Egg|a treat]]! | ||
:'''Mario''': Ah, so you do consider that-a your home now? Well, you're about to regret-a leaving it! | |||
:''' | :'''Mario''': No, but-a really, you're the last ones I was hoping would-a make a return. | ||
:'''Kazooie''': Oooh, I'm so offended. Over three million toxic internet people would like to have a word with you! | |||
:''' | :'''Mario''': Well, as the gaming business moves along-a, you learn to ignore those losers and a-form your own opinions. | ||
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:''' | =={{SSBU|Marth}}== | ||
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:'''Marth''': Why must you be almost exactly like me? | |||
:'''Lucina''': I'm prettier. | |||
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:''' | :'''Marth''': You're also easier. | ||
:'''Marth''': I'll show you what true swordsmanship is like. | |||
:''' | :'''Link''': ''(draws his sword and twirls it behind him)'' | ||
:''' | :'''Marth''': You're outranged. | ||
:'''Mr. Game & Watch''': ''(clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)'' | |||
:''' | :'''Marth''': Shall we see who's the better swordsman? | ||
:''' | :'''Roy''': It was me [[Super Smash Bros. Melee|15 years ago]]! | ||
=={{SSBU| | :'''Marth''': That was then, and this is now./15 years on, you skipped a Brawl. | ||
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=={{SSBU|Mega Man}}== | |||
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:'''Mega Man''': Shall I show you my Mega Buster? | |||
:''' | :'''Shulk''': What makes it special? | ||
:''' | :'''Mega Man''': It's much better than [[Monado Arts|yours]]. | ||
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=={{SSBU|Meta Knight}}== | |||
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:'''Meta Knight''': We have achieved demi-god status before... | |||
:'''Bayonetta''': It appears to be the case. | |||
:''' | :'''Meta Knight''': We'll see who has still got it. | ||
:''' | :'''Meta Knight''': A butter knife? | ||
:'''Cloud''': Look who's talking, shorty. | |||
:''' | :'''Meta Knight''': Uh huh. Yeah. Right. | ||
:''' | :'''Meta Knight''': This is a waste of my time... | ||
:'''King Dedede''': You said you would not help Kirby! | |||
:''' | :'''Meta Knight''': I had to do it. Only for the greater good. | ||
:''' | :'''Meta Knight''': The oracle fighter. | ||
:'''Lucario''': I seek to challenge you again. | |||
:''' | :'''Meta Knight''': I accept your challenge. | ||
:''' | :'''Meta Knight''': So soon you [[Plot summary of The Subspace Emissary#Chapter three|violate our alliance]]? | ||
:'''Marth''': Nah. Just call this "poetic justice". | |||
:''' | :'''Meta Knight''': You used to be #2 unlike me, though. | ||
:''' | :'''Meta Knight''': Combat me, or retreat! | ||
:'''Mr. Game & Watch''': ''(clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)'' | |||
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=={{SSBU|Mewtwo}}== | |||
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:'''Mewtwo''': I will enjoy this... | |||
:''' | :'''Lucario''': If this is about Brawl, [[Unused content (SSBB)#Characters|I had nothing to do with it]]. | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': Your aura won't get you out of this one. | ||
:'''Mewtwo''': Time to settle the score. | |||
:''' | :'''Lucario''': I'm getting tired of claiming my innocence. | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': Then let me end your suffering. | ||
:'''Mewtwo''': The aura fighter. | |||
:''' | :'''Lucario''': I can still sense your aura. | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': It is no substitute for psychic powers. | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': You think you can take me? | ||
:''' | :'''Marth''': Or die trying. | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': {{ja|お前はもう死んでいる|Omae wa mō shinderu. (You are already dead.)}} | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': What the heck are you, even...? | ||
:''' | :'''Mr. Game & Watch''': ''(clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)'' | ||
:'''Mewtwo''': Roses are red...? | |||
:'''Palutena''': | :'''Palutena''': And, violets are blue. | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': {{ja|お前はもう死んでいる|Omae wa mō shinderu. (You are already dead.)}} | ||
:'''Mewtwo''': So you are capable of psychic powers as well? | |||
:''' | :'''Robin (F)''': Ehhh, a little bit. I prefer magic. | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': You naïve child. | ||
:'''Mewtwo''': Can you see this coming? | |||
:''' | :'''Shulk''': See what coming? | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': Exactly. | ||
:'''Mewtwo''': The baby dino. | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Yoshi''': Myutoo will go bum! Egg taste good! | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': This won't be pleasant. | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': Ready for round two? | ||
:''' | :'''Yoshi''': Always! Wound thwee, wound four... I so excited! | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': What does Mario see in you...? | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': Such a big head. | ||
:''' | :'''Yoshi''': All better to swam wiv! Yoshi wuv Noggin Dunk! | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': That was... unusually intelligent. | ||
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=={{SSBU|Min Min}}== | |||
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:'''Min Min''': Ready for a real workout? | |||
:'''Wii Fit Trainer (F)''': I do wonder if your springy arms actually make your workout easier. | |||
:''' | :'''Min Min''': This is about you. | ||
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=={{SSBU|Mr. Game & Watch}}== | |||
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:'''Mr. Game & Watch''': ''(moves along a row of LCD frames until reaching the foreground, but drops his weapons so he picks them up)'' | |||
:''' | :'''Lucina''': I have to fight a piece of paper...? | ||
:'''Mr. Game & Watch''': ''(moves along a row of LCD frames until reaching the foreground, but drops his weapons so he picks them up)'' | |||
:''' | :'''Mario''': I will send you to rest again, "dad"! | ||
:''' | :'''Mr. Game & Watch''': ''(moves along a row of LCD frames until reaching the foreground, but drops his weapons so he picks them up)'' | ||
:'''Meta Knight''': You're not ready. | |||
:''' | :'''Mr. Game & Watch''': ''(moves along a row of LCD frames until reaching the foreground, but drops his weapons so he picks them up)'' | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': Your bucket will not avail you!/I will not be hammered to oblivion! | ||
:''' | :'''Mr. Game & Watch''': ''(moves along a row of LCD frames until reaching the foreground, but drops his weapons so he picks them up)'' | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': I'll take the challenge gladly. | ||
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=={{SSBU|Ness}}== | |||
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:'''Ness''': PK Fire! | |||
:''' | :'''Bayonetta''': Keep your fire away from me, child. | ||
:'''Ness''': Burn the witch! | |||
:''' | :'''Ness''': Huh! Another PSI user! | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': I don't know what that even means. | ||
:'''Ness''': Talk about oblivious... | |||
:''' | :'''Ness''': Giygas? You're still alive?! | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': ...Who is this "Giygas" you speak of? My name is Mewtwo! | ||
:'''Ness''': Ninten told me all about your past! Let's see if you can grasp the true form of my attacks! | |||
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=={{SSBU|Palutena}}== | |||
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:'''Palutena''': You know, reckless witches get stitches. | |||
:'''Bayonetta''': Enough talk goddess. Don't mess with a witch. | |||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': Oh, it's much more than simply messing with you! | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': You the one killing all my Centurions? | ||
:'''Bayonetta''': I hunt for sport. | |||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': I'll end this before it gets any worse... | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': Cloud Strife... | ||
:'''Cloud''': You would fight '''me''', supposed goddess? | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': And put an end to your streak of dominance! | ||
:'''Palutena''': Dark Pit. | |||
:''' | :'''Dark Pit''': You do know what I'm doing to your party? | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': Here, have some of the leftovers! | ||
:'''Palutena''': Lucina... | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Lucina''': This is for my father! | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': Pity he's not here to protect you! | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': I don't see any reason why people like you. | ||
:'''Lucina''': | :'''Lucina''': Well, people like you if ''only'' because of ''two good reasons''. | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': You... did not... just say that... | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': Luigi! | ||
:''' | :'''Luigi''': Forgive me for this, pretty! | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': I forgive you because your brother would not have said that. | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': Cappy's not with you. You can't possess me. | ||
:''' | :'''Mario''': Your body is too weak to be possesed by him anyways. | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': Or maybe you don't want to get used to it, like the {{s|icaruspedia|Chaos Kin}}! | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': The 2-D being. | ||
:''' | :'''Mr. Game & Watch''': ''(clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)'' | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena 1''': Not the {{s|icaruspedia|Mirror of Truth}} again! | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena 2''': Girl, and I was just the first one to rise! | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena 1''': I'll end this before it gets any worse... | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': I can't believe I'm meeting Princess Toadstool! | ||
:''' | :'''Peach''': Starstruck, are we? | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': It would never last. | ||
:'''Palutena''': Unfortunately, it all comes down to this... | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Pit''': ...yeah. Well, may the best win. | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': I promise we will divide the prize, though!/Good luck, Pit. You're gonna need it! | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': You should be proud of your work. | ||
:''' | :'''Sora''': It does feel quite thankless sometimes. | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': You've obviously never been a deity. | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': I actually don't wish to fight you. | ||
:''' | :'''Rosalina''': Me neither, a lot less than you. | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': One of us will have to endure the following humilliation... | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': Yoshi. | ||
:''' | :'''Yoshi''': Goddess boss want spawwing match? | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': I'll take the challenge gladly. | ||
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=={{SSBU| | =={{SSBU|Peach}}== | ||
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:'''Peach''': Scum... | |||
:''' | :'''Bowser''': No Mario in sight, gorgeous. | ||
:''' | :'''Peach''': Your face won't be in a minute! | ||
:''' | :'''Peach''': Echo, Echo, Echo. | ||
:''' | :'''Daisy''': You. Are. Going. DOWN! | ||
:''' | :'''Peach''': A likely story. | ||
:''' | :'''Peach''': Alright, Diddy, no monkeying around! | ||
:''' | :'''Diddy Kong''': Roo-Hee! (Never!) | ||
:''' | :'''Peach''': I can't understand you, but I'm guessing that's a no. | ||
:''' | :'''Peach''': My favourite Mario Brother. | ||
:''' | :'''Luigi''': I bet you tell Mario the same thing. | ||
:''' | :'''Peach''': With him, I mean it. | ||
:''' | :'''Peach''': My favourite Mario Brother. | ||
:''' | :'''Mario''': I bet you tell Luigi the same thing. | ||
:''' | :'''Peach''': You're right, I take it back. | ||
:''' | :'''Peach''': Mario. | ||
:''' | :'''Mario''': Is it right for me to hit a lady? | ||
:''' | :'''Peach''': Doesn't matter, you'll still lose. | ||
:''' | :'''Peach''': Just enjoy yourself. | ||
:''' | :'''Mario''': After I've come all this way? | ||
:''' | :'''Peach''': Your win is in another castle. | ||
:''' | :'''Peach''': Scum... | ||
:''' | :'''Wario''': Aw, I'm not half bad! | ||
:'''Peach''': No, you're more like rotten to the core. | |||
:''' | :'''Peach''': You really need a better diet. | ||
:''' | :'''Yoshi''': Pwincess veggies no tasty! | ||
:'''Peach''': Yeah, they make more broken bones than strong ones, don't they?/I won't take no for an answer. | |||
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=={{SSBU|Pit}}== | |||
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:'''Pit''': Seems like this will be my greatest battle since {{s|icaruspedia|Hades}}. | |||
:''' | :'''Sora''': Wait, you actually know {{s|khwiki|Hades}}, too?! | ||
:''' | :'''Pit''': Huh, we really have a lot more in common than I thought. | ||
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=={{SSBU|Pokémon Trainer}}== | |||
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===Male Trainer=== | |||
:'''Trainer''': You the Lucario that saved the {{s|bulbapedia|Tree of Beginning}}? | |||
:''' | :'''Lucario''': He's dead. That Lucario was my ancestor... | ||
:'''Trainer''': ''(brandishing a Poké Ball)'' So sad to be alone in the world... | |||
:''' | :'''Trainer''': You and Team Rocket have to be stopped. | ||
:''' | :'''Mewtwo''': I share no love for Team Rocket. | ||
:'''Trainer''': ''(brandishing a Poké Ball)'' Prove it. | |||
:''' | :'''Trainer''': Are you a new type of Ekans? | ||
:''' | :'''Snake''': What’s an Ekans? | ||
:'''Trainer''': ''(brandishing a Poké Ball)'' And how can you talk? You most be a rare Pokémon. | |||
:''' | ===Female Trainer=== | ||
:'''Trainer''': Wow! What kind of Pokémon are you? Can you talk? | |||
:''' | :'''Kazooie''': You're not in your homeworld, anymore, kid! Not everything is a "Pok-ee-mon" around here! | ||
:''' | :'''Trainer''': ''(brandishing a Poké Ball)'' Oh well, that's a shame. Go get 'em, Charizard! | ||
:''' | :'''Trainer''': Isn't it kinda cheating to bring two people to a fight? | ||
:''' | :'''Pyra''': That's rich [[Pokémon Change|coming from you]]. | ||
:''' | :'''Trainer''': ''(brandishing a Poké Ball)'' Why you little... ''(stutters angrily)'' Humph!/If ya can't outrun 'em, outgun 'em! | ||
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=={{SSBU| | =={{SSBU|Richter}}== | ||
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:'''Richter''': Keep your tongue in your mouth. | |||
:''' | :'''Yoshi''': Gweninja never put his in his mowth... | ||
:''' | :'''Richter''': And that makes it okay? | ||
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=={{SSBU|Robin}}== | |||
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===Male Robin=== | |||
:'''Robin''': Corrin. Is that your real name? | |||
:''' | :'''Male Corrin''': It's as real as yours. | ||
:''' | :'''Robin''': You mean like your dragon form? | ||
:'''Robin''': I'm sorry if I hurt you, Lucina. | |||
:'''Lucina''': Obviously not enough to stop doing it. | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Robin''': It's called sparring. | ||
:''' | ===Female Robin=== | ||
:'''Robin''': Your popularity just stems from your body. | |||
:'''Bayonetta''': Unlike you. You wish you had one like me- | |||
:''' | :'''Robin''': Stop it! You're making me blush! | ||
:''' | :'''Robin''': How can you protect Chrom if you can't protect yourself? | ||
:'''Lucina''': I shall prove you wrong... | |||
:''' | :'''Robin''': Go on! I'll be waiting. | ||
:''' | :'''Robin''': How can you protect Chrom if you can't protect yourself? | ||
:'''Lucina''': I am getting SO tired of hearing that./If I had a nickel for every time I heard that. | |||
:'''Robin''': Maybe if you sucked less... | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Robin''': I challenge you, goddess! | ||
:'''Palutena''': Don't you think you overrisk? | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Robin''': A good tactician has nothing to fear. | ||
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=={{SSBU|Rosalina & Luma}}== | |||
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:'''Rosalina''': Prepare yourself. | |||
:''' | :'''Ike''': Hey, that's my phrase. | ||
:'''Rosalina''': Oh, okay. "Get ready to rumble"! | |||
:''' | :'''Rosalina''': Prepare yourself. | ||
:''' | :'''Little Mac''': What can that oversized marshmallow do to me? | ||
:'''Rosalina''': Do not underestimate a Luma's power. | |||
:''' | :'''Rosalina''': Here we are again... | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': Why must we fight again? | ||
:'''Rosalina''': Apparently, fate is cruel and demands it. | |||
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=={{SSBU|Roy}}== | |||
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:'''Roy''': I got my own Echo Fighter! Now let's hear the others try to call me derivative! | |||
:''' | :'''Chrom''': Well, since it's what you wanted, here: You're derivative! | ||
:''' | :'''Roy''': Right. Because you have '''''SO''''' much room to talk. | ||
:'''Roy''': My flames... | |||
:''' | :'''Cloud''': Versus my Mako... | ||
:''' | :'''Roy''': Let us begin! | ||
:'''Roy''': My blood is boiling hot right now! | |||
:''' | :'''Lucina''': That's a secondary effect of your inferiority complex. | ||
:''' | :'''Roy''': Yes, and your family and ancestors are guilty of it! | ||
:'''Roy''': We were like brothers way back when... | |||
:''' | :'''Marth''': Much has changed since then. | ||
:''' | :'''Roy''': Yes. What a pity. | ||
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=={{SSBU|Ryu}}== | |||
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:'''Ryu''': Bay, Onetta? | |||
:''' | :'''Bayonetta''': ''Bayonetta'' for you, plank! | ||
:'''Ryu''': I intended this to just be training, but... | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': Bay, Onetta? | ||
:'''Bayonetta''': I feel like a frigging celebrity in this town. | |||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': Yeah, we love you so much, we wanna knock you out. | ||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': Are you the swordsman guy that makes people holler? | ||
:'''Cloud''': I will show no mercy... | |||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': Well, that must be a yes! | ||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': That's a fine looking dress there. | ||
:'''Daisy''': Thanks. Yours is amazing too. | |||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': Oh, it's ''on'', now. | ||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': Blanka? | ||
:'''Ganondorf''': I'm GANONDORF, fool! | |||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': So many lookalikes in this game. | ||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': Don't be holding back now. | ||
:'''Ken''': Just like old times, right Ryu? | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': Just like old times! | ||
:'''Ryu''': Is it that time again? | |||
:'''Ken''': Yep! Time for another sparring match! | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': Let's see who wins this time. | ||
:'''Ryu''': You're a lot like Dudley. | |||
:''' | :'''Little Mac''': And you are a lot like Piston Hondo. | ||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': Let our fighting styles clash. | ||
:'''Ryu''': Anubis? | |||
:''' | |||
:''' | :'''Lucario''': It's Lucario, fool. | ||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': Lucari-oh no, more like. | ||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': Who are you? | ||
:''' | :'''Mr. Game & Watch''': ''(clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)'' | ||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': The goddess. | ||
:''' | :'''Palutena''': Looking for some sparring? | ||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': N-nice timing to read my mind... | ||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': I don't want to fight a lady... | ||
:''' | :'''Peach''': So no catfight then? | ||
:'''Ryu''': Never mind. Let's do this. | |||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': Can we just do this without any more jokes, please? | ||
:''' | :'''Pit''': Sure you can! | ||
:'''Ryu''': It never stops... | |||
:''' | :'''Ryu 1''': Ken, is that you? This isn't funny. | ||
:''' | :'''Ryu 2''': Wait, I'M Ryu. I thought YOU were Ken. | ||
:'''Ryu 1''': Great, not the mirror match nonsense again. | |||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': Vega...? | ||
:''' | :'''Sheik''': I'm Sheik... | ||
:'''Ryu''': You ninjas are all alike. | |||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': Akuma, is that you? | ||
:'''Yoshi''': Yoshi | :'''Yoshi''': Noou! Me is Yoshi! | ||
:'''Ryu''': I swear I just saw you [[:File:SSB4-Wii_U_Congratulations_All-Star_Ryu.png|act like him]]. | |||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': What the devil are you? | ||
:'''Yoshi''': Me is Yoshi! Me dynosawr! | |||
:''' | :'''Ryu''': I thought this was Smash, not Jurassic Park. | ||
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=={{SSBU|Samus}}== | |||
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:'''Samus''': There's a bounty on your head, hunter. | |||
:''' | :'''Captain Falcon''': A girl will be claiming it? | ||
:''' | :'''Samus''': Even for you, that was low./I am no mere girl. | ||
:''' | :'''Samus''': You face a superhuman. | ||
:'''Mario''': After you've helped me all these years? | :'''Lucario''': My aura is better than any superpower! | ||
:'''Samus''': Nothing more dangerous than a jackal with fireworks. | |||
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=={{SSBU|Sephiroth}}== | |||
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:'''Sephiroth''': Back so soon? | |||
:'''Cloud''': This is for Aerith. | |||
:'''Sephiroth''': Aw, don't worry, you'll be with her again soon. | |||
:'''Sephiroth''': Give in to the dark. | |||
:'''Sora''': The heart contains a light that never goes out! | |||
:'''Sephiroth''': So you say. | |||
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=={{SSBU|Shulk}}== | |||
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:'''Shulk''': Bowser... | |||
:'''Bowser''': Trying to sneak up on me again? | |||
:'''Shulk''': You're too noisy to hear anything else. | |||
:'''Shulk''': You call that a knife? | |||
:'''Dark Pit''': I don't call your red thing one./You're not an Australian, don't try it. | |||
:'''Shulk''': Spoilsport! | |||
:'''Shulk''': Are you a robot? | |||
:'''Wii Fit Trainer (M)''': I am one of the most effective personal trainers in the world. | |||
:'''Shulk''': Didn't really answer my question... | |||
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=={{SSBU|Simon}}== | |||
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:'''Simon''': Can you hear the wolves howl? | |||
:'''Wolf''': Your idiocy makes me howl in laughter. | |||
:'''Simon''': You will howl in pain very soon. | |||
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=={{SSBU|Snake}}== | |||
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:'''Snake''': You must be Bayonetta. | |||
:'''Bayonetta''': Shall we rumble, pretty boy? | |||
:'''Snake''': With pleasure. | |||
:'''Snake''': What is that mechanical monstrosity? | |||
:'''Bowser Jr.''': Don't insult my Clown Car! | |||
:'''Snake''': Ugh, clowns. At least it's not a Metal Gear. | |||
:'''Snake''': A fellow soldier... | |||
:'''Cloud''': One that you cannot beat. | |||
:'''Snake''': We'll see about that. | |||
:'''Snake''': So you're that dragon kid, huh? | |||
:'''Corrin (M)''': Don't underestimate me because of my age./Who are you calling a 'kid'? | |||
:'''Snake''': Eh, I'd give you a 7.8 out of 10, too much water. | |||
:'''Snake''': So you're a wrestler? | |||
:'''Incineroar''': (flexes its arm and then does a John Cena pose) Awroar! | |||
:'''Snake''': Careful. I skipped breakfast, and I hear alligator tastes pretty good. | |||
:'''King K. Rool''': I am a Kremling, fool! | |||
:'''Snake''': Ehh, close enough. | |||
:'''Snake''': Mario, jack of all trades, master of none. | |||
:'''Mario''': It's-a better to be a generalist than a specialist. | |||
:'''Snake''': Apparently not enough to keep the Princess safe. | |||
:'''Snake''': You must be Mewtwo, the psychic? | |||
:'''Mewtwo''': Your puny weapons cannot harm me. | |||
:'''Snake''': Ugh, you're worse than Psycho Mantis. | |||
:'''Snake''': They say when someone dies, an angel gets its wings. | |||
:'''Pit''': That is just a myth. | |||
:'''Snake''': I feel sorry for the one who had to die for you. | |||
:'''Snake''': An army drill sergeant would hopefully be able to whip you into shape. | |||
:'''Pit''': Hey! For the record, I'm the general of a whole army! | |||
:'''Snake''': Then your soldiers are probably ordered terribly. I have a strange feeling I should call you angelface... | |||
:'''Snake''': Are you the one they call Red? | |||
:'''Pokémon Trainer (M)''': That's right. You here to challenge my Pokémon? | |||
:'''Snake''': Well, I'm not here for leadership lessons. | |||
:'''Snake''': I'd like to know how you taste. | |||
:'''Yoshi''': Yoshi da wun who do all eating hear! | |||
:'''Snake''': Not once this fight is over. | |||
:'''Snake''': How about I try those eggs then? | |||
:'''Yoshi''': You get chance for dat when egg on yo' face! | |||
:'''Snake''': What does Mario see in you? | |||
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=={{SSBU|Sonic}}== | |||
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:'''Sonic''': Grandma. | |||
:'''Bayonetta''': How DARE you! I may be old, but I look as young as the- | |||
:'''Sonic''': ''(interrupting)'' Stop your moaning, start your shooting. Let's do this. | |||
:'''Sonic''': You're too slow! | |||
:'''Bowser''': I have no need for speed. | |||
:'''Sonic''': You at least need a little bit to hit me! | |||
:'''Sonic''': Aren't you slower than normal in that getup? | |||
:'''Dr. Mario''': But I can hit harder! | |||
:'''Sonic''': But you're slower. | |||
:'''Sonic''': Talk about big and scary. | |||
:'''Ganondorf''': I will crush you with the Triforce of Power! | |||
:'''Sonic''': Yeah, if you can catch me first. | |||
:'''Sonic''': Think fast! | |||
:'''Mewtwo''': I always think fast, for I am a Psychic-type Pokémon. | |||
:'''Sonic''': You certainly don't speak fast. | |||
:'''Sonic''': Shall we race, beautiful? | |||
:'''Palutena''': At least give me some advantage! | |||
:'''Sonic''': No need to. Just swap to "light mode". | |||
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=={{SSBU|Sora}}== | |||
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:'''Sora''': We meet again, Cloud! | |||
:'''Cloud''': I almost miss [[khwiki:Olympus Coliseum|the coliseum]]. | |||
:'''Sora''': But now we get to fight on our own terms, without any [[khwiki:Hades|lords of the dead]] interfering. | |||
:'''Sora''': How fares the search for your light? | |||
:'''Cloud''': It’s been fruitless, even after all these years. | |||
:'''Sora''': Perhaps we really are doomed to toil in the darkness forever. | |||
:'''Sora''': My friends are my power. | |||
:'''Kazuya''': Your friends are not here. | |||
:'''Sora''': I'm still gonna kick your butt. | |||
:'''Sora''': I need your help. | |||
:'''Lucario''': You need me to help take Mewtwo down? | |||
:'''Sora''': We can't let him command the Heartless. | |||
:'''Sora''': What kind of Heartless are you? | |||
:'''Mewtwo''': I control a different kind of shadow force. | |||
:'''Sora''': Why have I seen the Heartless hanging near you then? | |||
:'''Sora''': Why did you join the Heartless? | |||
:'''Mewtwo''': I can control their power better than Ansem ever did. | |||
:'''Sora''': If you know about him, you surely know how he fell. | |||
:'''Sora''': I already told you, I didn't steal your hairstyle. | |||
:'''Pit''': And I already told you that I am the older character. | |||
:'''Sora''': And I already you that I had this hairstyle [[:File:Pit SSBB.jpg|6 years before you did]]. | |||
:'''Sora''': Say, do you have any ice powers? | |||
:'''Rosalina''': No, but I do have an [[mariowiki:3DS Rosalina's Ice World|ice planet]], if that's something. | |||
:'''Sora''': Well, [[khwiki:Elsa|you just remind of someone I know]]. That's all./Looks like the [[khwiki:Elsa|Snow Queen]] has some competition. | |||
:'''Sora''': I thought I had seen the last of you. | |||
:'''Sephiroth''': Just like the Heartless, I shall never be gone forever. | |||
:'''Sora''': Cloud’s right - you ARE annoying. | |||
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=={{SSBU|Wario}}== | |||
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:'''Wario 1''': Wa! | |||
:'''Wario 2''': Wa! | |||
:'''Wario 1''': Wa! | |||
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=={{SSBU|Wii Fit Trainer}}== | |||
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===Male=== | |||
:'''Wii Fit Trainer''': You really need some exercise. | |||
:'''Wario''': Blow it out your ears. | |||
:'''Wii Fit Trainer''': Drop and give me 20. | |||
:'''Wii Fit Trainer (M)''': This should be interesting. | |||
:'''Wii Fit Trainer (F)''': Is this a contest on who's the most flexible? | |||
:'''Wii Fit Trainer (M)''': More like who's more muscular. | |||
===Female=== | |||
:'''Wii Fit Trainer''': You have nice dance moves. | |||
:'''Bayonetta''': You here to test me? | |||
:'''Wii Fit Trainer''': We both know you can't bend as well as me. | |||
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=={{SSBU|Wolf}}== | |||
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:'''Wolf''': A woman with guns? | |||
:'''Bayonetta''': Impressive, aren't they? | |||
:'''Wolf''': Mine's bigger than yours. | |||
:'''Wolf''': Can't let you do that, Star Fox! | |||
:'''Fox''': Just what I need to see. Star Wolf./Come on, it's 2018, not 1997. | |||
:'''Wolf''': [[Wikipedia:Fourth wall|The fans always expect us]] to say these lines! | |||
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=={{SSBU|Yoshi}}== | |||
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:'''Yoshi''': Bowser big meanie! | |||
:'''Bowser''': What have I to fear from a baby reptile? | |||
:'''Yoshi''': Yoshi no baby! Meanie Bowser gonna pay! | |||
:'''Yoshi''': Baby Bowser? | |||
:'''Bowser Jr.''': I'm not a baby, you stinking lizard!/Said the 'widdle' dino who talks like a baby. | |||
:'''Yoshi''': You weally mean like Bowser! | |||
:'''Yoshi''': Why Cwoud no fwuffy? | |||
:'''Cloud''': I’m basically death from above. | |||
:'''Yoshi''': Dis one go back to sky! | |||
:'''Yoshi''': Yoshi no wike you! | |||
:'''Cloud''': Do you see me care? | |||
:'''Yoshi''': Yoshi see you with stawws in your eyes! | |||
:'''Yoshi''': You so scawy... | |||
:'''Ganondorf''': You are right to fear me. | |||
:'''Yoshi''': Yoshi no afwaid! Make scawy monster go bye-bye! | |||
:'''Yoshi''': You funny wooking with your tongue out! | |||
:'''Greninja''': ''(produces two tiny fountains from his hands, flicking his tongue)'' Ja! | |||
:'''Yoshi''': Pwepare yawself./Yoshi fight faw his fwiends. | |||
:'''Ike''': Why does everyone wanna steal my lines?/Worst imitation ever. | |||
:'''Yoshi''': Yoshi knock you owt if you wish. | |||
:'''Yoshi''': Ooooh, Yoshi wanna pat da kitty! | |||
:'''Incineroar''': ''(flexes its arm and then does a John Cena pose)'' Awroar! | |||
:'''Yoshi''': Yoshi heard you copycat. | |||
:'''Lucina''': I don't know what you're talking about. | |||
:'''Yoshi''': You doo! Now Yoshi fwiend Marth unpopular! | |||
:'''Yoshi''': Wucina fake! ''(raspberries)'' | |||
:'''Lucina''': What about you, you some kinda frog? | |||
:'''Yoshi''': Oooh, Yoshi mad before, now Yoshi WEALLY mad! | |||
:'''Yoshi''': Yoshi will mush fake Wucina! | |||
:'''Lucina''': Just keep those eggs to yourself. | |||
:'''Yoshi''': How about no! | |||
:'''Yoshi''': You going to fuud mee again! | |||
:'''Luigi''': No, no, and totally NO! | |||
:'''Yoshi''': Yoshi eat u again noww! | |||
:'''Yoshi''': {{s|mariowiki|Mama Luigi}}! We get to pway now! | |||
:'''Luigi''': You need to stop calling me that. | |||
:'''Yoshi''': ''(giggles)'' Okay, mama! Let's pway! | |||
:'''Yoshi''': Yoshi no hold back! | |||
:'''Mario''': After you've helped me all these years? | |||
:'''Yoshi''': Yoshi want to wide ''you'' dis time! | :'''Yoshi''': Yoshi want to wide ''you'' dis time! | ||
:'''Yoshi''': ''(slowly)'' Sep-PEE-woth? | |||
:'''Sephiroth''': That mispronunciation was no accident. | |||
:'''Yoshi''': Yoshi can beat Cwoud, you no differwent. | |||
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:'''Yoshi 1''': Wittle bwother mean for cawwing Yoshi mean! ''(raspberries)'' | :'''Yoshi 1''': Wittle bwother mean for cawwing Yoshi mean! ''(raspberries)'' | ||
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