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 ==Current Requests==
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+===Hermes Conrad===
-[[Category:Administration]]
+When I was four there was a hurricane in Kingston Town
+with a foot and a half of water.
+Everyone was alright, but I cried all night,
+it blew my alphabet blocks out of order.
+And they said this boy’s born to be a bureaucrat!
+Born to be all obsessive and snotty.
+I made my friends and relations file long applications
+to get into my tenth birthday party.
+But something changed when my man turned pro.
+I was sorting but I wasn't smiling!
+He forgot that it's not about badges and ranks!
+It's supposed to be about the filing!
+People,
+we didn't choose to be bureaucrats,
+no that's what almighty Jah made us.
+We'd treat people like swine and make them stand in line
+even if nobody paid us!
+They say the world looks down on the bureaucrats.
+They say we're anal, compulsive and weird.
+But when push comes to shove you gotta do what you love,
+even if it's not a good idea!
+They said I probably shouldn't be a surgeon.
+They pooh-poohed my electric frankfurter.
+They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye.
+I am Bender please insert girder.
+When push comes to shove you gotta do what you love,
+even if it's not a good idea!
+[[User:Hermes Conrad|Hermes Conrad]] ([[User talk:Hermes Conrad|talk]]) 16:53, December 16, 2019 (EST)
+[[Category:Administration]][[Category:Active RfBs]]