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| | | He doesn’t deserve to be an assist trophy. He deserves to be a full-fledged fighter. Even though Sakurai said, “Everyone is here!” Waluigi isn’t a character in ultimate. Waluigi is love, Waluigi is life. Waluigi is peak perfection. Waluigi should have his own game. Toad got a game, why can’t he? Hell, even PEACH got her own game. And yet, Waluigi is just an assist trophy. Now, let me sing a song about Waluigi not being in smash. Ahem... | ||
''To the tune of Hallaujah'' | |||
Well I’ve heard there was a sneaky gent | |||
Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate, | |||
Then learned he wouldn’t be able to WAAA. | |||
Who made the cut? | |||
The nerd, the prude, the never-was, the always-nude, | |||
The ones who’d never utter “WALLELUJAH.” | |||
Wallelujah, Wallelujah… | |||
Assist Trophy Waluigi. | |||
But baby, I’ve been here before. | |||
You opted for the pterosaur, | |||
Some squid thing showed up and the fans said “BOOYAH!” | |||
I said “An Echo would be fine” | |||
But you said, “Too bad! Daisy time!” | |||
It’s a cold and it’s a broken Wallelujah! | |||
Wallelujah, Wallelujah… | |||
Wallelujah, Waluigi. | |||
Now maybe I’d be way too strong, | |||
I’d top the tier lists all day long, | |||
But even so, who the heck asked for Pichu!? WAAA. | |||
Why won’t you let me make my case to | |||
Punch some mascots in the face? | |||
Ahh, go “assist” yourself! Bah! Wallelujah! | |||
Wallelujah, Wallelujah | |||
Wallelujah. Waluigi... | |||
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