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| | I'm in my 30s, have Asperger's Syndrome, and am from Australia. |
| | name = Masahiro Sakurai
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| | image = MasahiroSakurai.png
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| | caption = Me, doing what I do best
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| | mainssb = Kirby
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| | 2ndmainssb = Ness
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| | otherssb = Mario
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| | 2ndotherssb = Link
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| | moreotherssb = Pikachu
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| | doublesmainssb = Fox
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| | 2nddoublesmainssb = Luigi
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| | mainssbm = Kirby
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| | 2ndmainssbm = Ness
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| | otherssbm = Mario
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| | 2ndotherssbm = Link
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| | moreotherssbm = Pikachu
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| | doublesmainssbm = Mr. Game & Watch
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| | 2nddoublesmainssbm = Dr. Mario
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| | mainssbb = King Dedede
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| | 2ndmainssbb = Meta Knight
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| | otherssbb = Kirby
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| | 2ndotherssbb = Ness
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| | moreotherssbb = Lucas
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| | doublesmainssbb = Mr. Game & Watch
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| | 2nddoublesmainssbb = Lucario
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| | mainpm = Project M? What the pfargtl is that?
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| | 2ndmainpm =
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| | otherpm = No, really!
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| | 2ndotherpm =
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| | moreotherpm =
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| | doublesmainpm = What is this garbage?
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| | 2nddoublesmainpm =
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| | crew = [[Namco Bandai]]
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| | former crews = [[HAL Laboratory]]
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| | skill = Surely you can guess, considering I'm the director.
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| | rating = 10/10
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| | winnings = 25 million copies' worth of money
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| | alias = Just Sakurai
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| | realname = Ichiro Shimakura
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| | birthday = 3
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| | birthmonth = 8
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| | birthyear = 1970
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| | brawlcode = Not saying
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| | location = Tokyo
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| | country = Japan
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| Yes, it is Masahiro Sakurai, the developer of Smash Bros.
| | Oh, and I have rollback powers. |
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| Here's a conversation a young man had with me:
| | Have an idea for music that should be in the next ''SSB'' game? [[User:RickTommy/Music that must be in Smash games|Click here]]! |
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| It's ''your'' fault, you [[User:1337 B33FC4K3|brian]]less dip! You were there! If you hadn't been so slow and stupid, everything I liked about [[Melee]] would still be in [[Brawl]]! You could have stopped the other developers, but you didn't! -[[User:1337 B33FC4K3]]
| | ==About Me== |
| :Brian! Don't ever talk about [[Masahiro Sakurai]] like that! He tried to stop them as best he could, but the other developers turned out to be too firm for even him! -Brawl Fan #1
| | *''SSB64'' Main: Captain Falcon |
| ::You should be fired! You're way stupider than other game directors! You let them get rid of [[Wavedashing]] and [[L-Cancelling]], as well as nerf my favourite characters, on purpose! I'll bet you're happy Smash has been ruined! -1337 B33FC4K3
| | *''Melee'' Main: Roy |
| :::I am ''not'' happy that it's "ruined"! And for your information, I actually ''tried'' to make Brawl just as competitive! I really did! I tried to take all the development for myself, and even after they made those changes, I tried to fire them! I even tried to revert their changes! But they made them permanent! I don't know what's gotten into you, but I am ''not'' going to tolerate it! -[[Masahiro Sakurai]]
| | *''Brawl'' Main: Marth |
| ::::Look who's talking! You're way more detestable than other game directors, so you should have been fired! Your development team would never do that on their own accord! I'll bet you talked them into it to get back at the competitive community for what they did to your game! -1337 B33FC4K3 | | *''SSB4'' Main: Shulk |
| :::::I did not! I tried to improve Brawl however else I could afterwards, but I didn't know how! And besides, like I said, I couldn't revert their changes! -Sakurai
| | *''Ultimate'' Main: Young Link |
| ::::::Why didn't you stop them when you had the chance?! -1337 B33FC4K3
| | *Real Name: Thomas G. |
| :::::::I ''wanted'' to, but I couldn't! Stop making it sound like I wanted Brawl to be "ruined"! -Sakurai | | *Birthdate: May 1993 |
| ::::::::Why do you always think you're right about everything?! -B33FC4K3 | | *Location: Victoria, Australia [[File:Flag of Australia.svg|30px]] |
| :::::::::I don't! -Sakurai
| | *Skill: Great by casual standards, awful by competitive standards |
| ::::::::::Stop acting like you're so important! You may think you're so awesome and smart, but you're nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! You're just a big fat troll who'll never amount to anything! You'll be a big fat idiot forever, and nobody will ever like you! -B33FC4K3
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| :::::::::::That's enough! Both of you! Brian, you have to understand! It's not his fault Brawl got "ruined"! Developers who have been in prestigious courses can be remarkably smart. And besides, you're just a fanboy, so it's unlikely that they would have listened to you even if you tried. Let's be rational here. Fighting isn't the answer. -Brawl Fan #2
| | On April 24, 2022, I won a 4-team ''Smash 64''<!--yes, you heard right; 64 is the most recognised Smash game in my region, at least with those in my age group--> doubles tournament held in my home town, and earned $20AU. I also registered to participate in the [[Tournament:SWT: Oceania Ultimate Online Qualifier|2021 Smash World Tour Oceania ''Ultimate'' Qualifier]], but was disqualified. |
| ::::::::::::Why do you always gotta stick up for that selfish troll?! All he does is get in the way and make things worse for us! Maybe he's the reason [[HAL Laboratory]] laid him off! Maybe they got sick and tired of him! -B33FC4K3
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| :::::::::::::Actually, I left the company of my own accord, thank you very much! -Sakurai
| | ==...== |
| ::::::::::::::Stop all the blaming, please! It doesn't solve anything! Aren't you at least happy that he even ''made'' a new Smash game? - Brawl Fan #3
| | http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee208/johnpinkerton123/Wgame.png |
| :::::::::::::::I agree. These kinds of games are very prestigious. It's unlikely any normal person would diss them. -Brawl Fan #4
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| ::::::::::::::::Brian, I won't tolerate this behaviour you're displaying. I understand you're upset about what Sakurai's development team allegedly did to his game. Believe me, we all are. However, getting angry and blaming Sakurai himself for it isn't going to fix the game or make things better. There are things in this world that even we can't handle. We have to either accept our limitations or learn to overcome them in any way we can. Now, I want you to go to Shigeru Miyamoto's office and think about what you've said and done. -Brawl Fan #1
| | ==''SSB64'' Competency== |
| :::::::::::::::::Why should I stay with a game director all day?! One just let his game get ruined, and now you're defending them?! -B33FC4K3 | | *1. Captain Falcon |
| | *2. Yoshi |
| | *3. Fox |
| | *4. Link |
| | *5. Luigi |
| | *6. Mario |
| | *7. Ness |
| | *8. Donkey Kong |
| | *9. Pikachu |
| | *10. Kirby |
| | *11. Samus |
| | *12. Jigglypuff |
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| | ==''Melee'' Competency== |
| | *1. Roy |
| | *2. Captain Falcon |
| | *3. Yoshi |
| | *4. Dr Mario |
| | *5. Young Link |
| | *6. Marth |
| | *7. Donkey Kong |
| | *8. Link |
| | *9. Fox |
| | *10. Luigi |
| | *11. Mario |
| | *12. Ganondorf |
| | *13. Falco |
| | *14. Mr. Game and Watch |
| | *15. Ness |
| | *16. Sheik |
| | *17. Mewtwo |
| | *18. Ice Climbers |
| | *19. Kirby |
| | *20. Peach |
| | *21. Pikachu |
| | *22. Bowser |
| | *23. Samus |
| | *24. Zelda |
| | *25. Pichu |
| | *26. Jigglypuff |
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| | ==''Brawl'' Competency== |
| | *1. Marth |
| | *2. Fox |
| | *3. Captain Falcon |
| | *4. Ike |
| | *5. Yoshi |
| | *6. Link |
| | *7. Luigi |
| | *8. Mario |
| | *9. Donkey Kong |
| | *10 PIkachu |
| | *11. Falco |
| | *12. Mr. Game and Watch |
| | *13. Ness |
| | *14. Sheik |
| | *15. Ice Climbers |
| | *16. Peach |
| | *17. Kirby |
| | *18. Bowser |
| | *19. Lucario |
| | *20. Toon Link |
| | *21. Meta Knight |
| | *22. Ganondorf |
| | *23. Samus |
| | *24. Lucas |
| | *25. Wolf |
| | *26. R.O.B. |
| | *27. Pit |
| | *28. King Dedede |
| | *29. Snake |
| | *30. Diddy Kong |
| | *31. Olimar |
| | *32. Sonic |
| | *33. Zelda |
| | *34. Zero Suit Samus |
| | *35. Pokémon Trainer |
| | *36. Wario |
| | *37. Jigglypuff |
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| | ==''SSB4'' Competency== |
| | *1. Shulk |
| | *2. Dr. Mario |
| | *3. Captain Falcon |
| | *4. Marth |
| | *5. Fox |
| | *6. Ike |
| | *7. Yoshi |
| | *8. Donkey Kong |
| | *9. Lucario |
| | *10. Luigi |
| | *11. Mario |
| | *12. Ness |
| | *13. Bowser |
| | *14. Ganondorf |
| | *15. Link |
| | *16. Pikachu |
| | *17. Lucina |
| | *18. Falco |
| | *19. Toon Link |
| | *20. Samus |
| | *21. Mr. Game and Watch |
| | *22. Sheik |
| | *23. Kirby |
| | *24. Peach |
| | *25. King Dedede |
| | *26. Zelda |
| | *27. Charizard |
| | *28. R.O.B. |
| | *29. Meta Knight |
| | *30. Diddy Kong |
| | *31. Zero Suit Samus |
| | *32. Olimar |
| | *33. Sonic |
| | *34. Pit |
| | *35. Greninja |
| | *36. Robin |
| | *37. Little Mac |
| | *38. Wii Fit Trainer |
| | *39. Villager |
| | *40. Bowser Jr. |
| | *41. Dark Pit |
| | *42. Mega Man |
| | *43. Mii Brawler |
| | *44. Pac-Man |
| | *45. Duck Hunt Duo |
| | *46. Mii Gunner |
| | *47. Palutena |
| | *48. Rosalina |
| | *49. Mii Swordfighter |
| | *50. Wario |
| | *51. Jigglypuff |
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| | Never touched the DLC. |
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| | ==''Ultimate'' Competency== |
| | *1. Young Link |
| | *2. Roy |
| | *3. Captain Falcon |
| | *4. Dr. Mario |
| | *5. Shulk |
| | *6. Yoshi |
| | *7. Ike |
| | *8. Fox |
| | *9. Ness |
| | *10. Luigi |
| | *11. Mario |
| | *12. Bowser |
| | *13. Donkey Kong |
| | *14. Lucario |
| | *15. Marth |
| | *16. Mewtwo |
| | *17. Mr. Game and Watch |
| | *18. Ice Climbers |
| | *19. Lucina |
| | *20. Ganondorf |
| | *21. Pikachu |
| | *22. Samus |
| | *23. Chrom |
| | *24/25. Peach/Daisy |
| | *26. Falco |
| | *27. Sheik |
| | *28. Lucas |
| | *29. Toon Link |
| | *30. Wolf |
| | *31. Meta Knight |
| | *32. Dark Samus |
| | *33. Byleth |
| | *34. Pyra/Mythra |
| | *35. Ken |
| | *36. Wii Fit Trainer |
| | *37. Cloud |
| | *38. Pichu |
| | *39. Little Mac |
| | *40. Sephiroth |
| | *41. Link |
| | *42. Zelda |
| | *43. Kirby |
| | *44. Olimar |
| | *45. Diddy Kong |
| | *46. King Dedede |
| | *47. Snake |
| | *48. R.O.B. |
| | *49. Zero Suit Samus |
| | *50. Sonic |
| | *51. Pokémon Trainer |
| | *52. Pit |
| | *53. Mii Brawler |
| | *54. Greninja |
| | *55. Banjo-Kazooie |
| | *56. Min Min |
| | *57/58. Simon/Richter |
| | *59. Mii Gunner |
| | *60. Mega Man |
| | *61. Ryu |
| | *62. Bayonetta |
| | *63. Palutena |
| | *64. Robin |
| | *65. Rosalina |
| | *66. Duck Hunt Duo |
| | *67. Pac-Man |
| | *68. Villager |
| | *69. Bowser Jr. |
| | *70. Mii Swordfighter |
| | *71. Dark Pit |
| | *72. Corrin |
| | *73. Inkling |
| | *74. Ridley |
| | *75. Incineroar |
| | *76. Joker |
| | *77. Terry |
| | *78. Steve |
| | *79. King K. Rool |
| | *80. Kazuya |
| | *81. Hero |
| | *82. Isabelle |
| | *83. Wario |
| | *84. Jigglypuff |
| | *85. Piranha Plant |
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| | Have not yet touched Sora. |
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| | ==My Pre-Reveal Roster for ''Ultimate''== |
| | [[:File:Ssb5 - RickTommy.png]] |
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| | ==My ''SSB6'' Roster== |
| | Coming soon. |