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 Oh, but wait! Have you played Mortal Kombat 11? In that, you can choose different announcer voices, and some of them say different things depending on what character you pick. I have my own ideas for that, too. [[User:Black Vulpine/If Smash Bros had a humourous announcer when selecting characters|Click here]] to see some of the ideas I have, or add your own if you want.
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 :'''Daisy''': They're ALL gonna be on you!
+:'''Daisy''': My my, what big claws you have.
+:'''Wolf''': All the better to slash you with, my dear.
+:'''Daisy''': Good thing I have a golf club.
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 :'''Falco''': And yet you can't fly without a certain [[Tails|fox]] to help you.
+:'''Falco''': Move it or lose it.
+:'''Wolf''': Move what or lose what?
+:'''Falco''': Your ass or your ass.
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 :'''Fox''': I've done it before, I'll do it again.
+:'''Fox''': Where has Oikonny fled to?
+:'''Wolf''': Like we would care where that snivelling imp has gone.
+:'''Fox''': That doesn't mean you don't know.
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 :'''Falco''': Now that’s a [https://ben10.fandom.com/wiki/Appoplexian_(Reboot) Ben 10 alien reject] if I ever saw one.
+:'''Incineroar''': (cartwheels onto the stage and does a wrestler pose) Roar!
+:'''Snake''': Throw this fight or I'll make you./Time to break kayfabe.
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 :'''Yoshi''': I hear ink taste good!
+:'''Inkling''': Woomy! (''spins her Splattershot'')
+:'''Joker''': Funny, I always thought a paintball gun would be a good fit for Oracle.
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 :'''Joker''': Not who I had in mind, but whatever.
 ::''Note: In a theoretical Japanese version of this conversation, Chrom will instead note how similar Joker's voice is to Roy's, referencing how the latter two share a Japanese voice actor, Jun Fukuyama.''
+:'''Joker''': Can't let you do that, Starfox!
+:'''Fox''': There's a difference between my name and my team's name.
+:'''Joker''': Not enough people care enough to remember.
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 :'''Joker''': Hey, I've heard what you can do. Keep your tongue off him.
-:'''Joker''': Can't let you do that, Starfox!
-:'''Fox''': There's a difference between my name and my team's name.
-:'''Joker''': Not enough people care enough to remember.
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 :'''Mr. Game & Watch''': ''(clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)''
+:'''King Dedede''': I'm gonna get you, Kirby!
+:'''Kirby''': Poyo?
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 :'''Trainer''': ''(brandishing a Poké Ball)'' Why you little... ''(stutters angrily)'' Humph!/If ya can't outrun 'em, outgun 'em!
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+:'''Richter''': Keep your tongue in your mouth.
+:'''Yoshi''': Gweninja never put his in his mowth...
+:'''Richter''': And that makes it okay?
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 :'''Snake''': So you're a wrestler?
-:'''Incineroar''': (cartwheels onto the stage and does a wrestler pose) Roar!
+:'''Incineroar''': (flexes its arm and then does a John Cena pose) Awroar!
-:'''Snake''': Throw this fight or I'll make you./Time to break kayfabe.
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 :'''Snake''': Well, I'm not here for leadership lessons.
+:'''Snake''': I'd like to know how you taste.
+:'''Yoshi''': Yoshi da wun who do all eating hear!
+:'''Snake''': Not once this fight is over.
+:'''Snake''': How about I try those eggs then?
+:'''Yoshi''': You get chance for dat when egg on yo' face!
+:'''Snake''': What does Mario see in you?
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