Air Conditioner

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<option>{{cquote|<nowiki>:|</nowiki>|quotecite=[[User:Captain Falcon|Captain_Falcon]]|quotesource=on IRC}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Wanna Mario some Kart?|quotecite=Shwido}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Show me your moves!|quotecite=The REAL Captain Falcon, not that user}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|...And then he went on a kicking rampage until RD stopped him.|quotecite=PSIWolf|quotesource=on Mega}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|With a yo-ho-ho, it's TaleOfTheToaster!|quotecite=ToastUltimatum}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|...I hate you all.|quotecite=ReiDemon|quotesource=on most of the users of #sw}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|I'm glad to see everyone is liking my video. (That red bar is the like bar, right?)|quotecite=Bandit|quotesource=on his crappy video}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Did you know that if you stare at the sun just as it sets, you can see a green flash? <small>And feel a sharp blow to the head, and hear the faint hum of me driving away in your new Tesla Roadster?</small>|quotecite=Black Hat Guy|quotesource=XKCD}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|If I hated you, you would know.|quotecite=Toomai}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|It is the theme of all themes.|quotecite=PSIWolf|quotesource=on ''Pollyanna (I Believe In You)''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy / Just be glad it's him, not you / If you had Tom Cruise's problems / You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too / You'd flash your big white smile / You'd buy expensive shoes / But you'd be the only man on Earth / Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise!|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''Tom Cruise Crazy''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Oh, I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah! 200 degrees, that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit!|quotecite=Freddie Mercury|quotesource=''Don't Stop Me Now''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions!|quotecite=Freddie Mercury|quotesource=''We Are The Champions''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Dansa med oss / Klappa era händer / Gör som vi gör / Ta några steg åt vänster / Lyssna och lär / Missa inte chansen / Nu är vi här med Caramelldansen!|quotecite=Caramell|quotesource=''Caramelldansen''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Because Bandit wants it, it's not gonna happen.|quotecite=ToastUltimatum}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Sometimse I cnat' splel.|quotecite=DarkFox01}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Shwido, you like dubstep. Your musical opinion is invalid.|quotecite=ReiDemon}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|They sell things for apartments smaller than mine / As if there were apartments smaller than mine.|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''Ikea''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Just take a point called Z in the complex plane / Let Z1 be Z squared plus C / And Z2 is Z1 squared plus C / And Z3 is Z2 squared plus C / And so on, if the series of Zs should always stay / Close to Z and never trend away / That point is in the Mandelbrot Set!|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''Mandelbrot Set''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Come on, change the world in a tiny way!|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''Mandelbrot Set''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|A splendid time is guaranteed for all!|quotecite=The Beatles|quotesource=''Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|You are a museum-grade idiot.|quotecite=BNK|quotesource=on some guy named AirC'''u'''n. I don't know who he is.}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Uh, you have duplicates in your quote section again.|quotecite=PSIWolf|quotesource=on this quote section}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Okay, cut the sarcasm, me.|quotecite=ToastUltimatum}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|I like you less than before.|quotecite=ToastUltimatum}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Don't mess with Asians.|quotecite=Dots}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|What gives? I have only two quotes on here! Oh, wait, never mind.|quotecite=PSIWolf}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Shwido has no wrath. Shwido loves everyone.|quotecite=Shwido}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|You saw nothing!|quotecite=Miles of SmashWiki}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|That's too mainstream.|quotecite=Megatron1}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|WHOA THERE! You've had way too much. I'm afraid I can't let you drive home.|quotecite=ToastUltimatum|quotesource=after someone had one too many random words}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Nixon was a sweating filthy liar / Ford got Nixon pardoned for his crimes / Carter lusted in his heart for peanuts / Reagan won the Cold War and lost his mind.|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''The Presidents''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Isn't that that Bakugan thing?|quotecite=Drakon64|quotesource=on Lavender Town}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|I'm busy. And nobody else knows. So silence.|quotecite=ToastUltimatum}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Mssrs. K. and H. assure the public / Their production will be second to none!|quotecite=The Beatles|quotesource=Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|I am he and you are he as you are me and we are all together.|quotecite=The Beatles|quotesource=''I Am The Walrus''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|All we wanna do is eat your brains!|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''Re: Your Brains''}}

<option>{{cquote|Thunderbolt of lightning, very, very frightening, me!|quotecite=Freddie Mercury|quotesource=''Bohemian Rhapsody''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Oppa Gangnam style!|quotecite=PSY|quotesource=''Gangnam Style''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|That cat's something I can't explain.|quotecite=Pink Floyd|quotesource=''Lucifer Sam''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|He's not <nowiki>[correct]</nowiki>, I hate everyone.|quotecite=Omega Tyrant}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|I read the news today, oh boy!|quotecite=The Beatles|quotesource=''A Day in the Life''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|오늘은 좀 더 내 키가 자랐지 어때 보다 더 멋져 보이잖니|quotecite=T.A.COPY|quotesource=''3차성징''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime / Where we're working in a mine / For our robot overlords. / Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''Chiron Beta Prime''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|I'm so into you / But I'm way too smart for you / Even my henchmen think I'm crazy / I'm not surprised that you agree.|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''Skullcrusher Mountain''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|And over here we have the labyrinth guards. One always lies, one always tells the truth, and one stabs people who ask tricky questions.|quotecite=Black Hat Guy|quotesource=XKCD}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Je suis Rick Springfield / Ici dans le bar / Je suis un chic type / Qui joue la guitare / Je suis celui qui suis aux États-unis / Un superstar.|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''Je Suis Rick Springfield''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|I am the man who arranges the blocks that descend upon me from up above / They come down and I spin them around / 'Til they fit in the ground like hand in glove / Sometimes it seems that to move blocks is fine / And the lines will be formed as they fall / Then I see that I have misjudged it! / I should not have nudged it after all! / Can I have a long one, please? / Why must these infernal blocks tease?|quotecite=Pig With the Face of a Boy|quotesource=''A Complete History of the Soviet Union as Told by a Humble Worker, Arranged to the Melody of Tetris''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|If you need me / I'll be downstairs / With the Shop-Vac / You can call / But I probably won't hear you / Because it's loud with the Shop-Vac on.|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''Shop Vac''}}</option>

<option>{{cquote|Dance! Soterios Johnson, dance! / It's a cold world nobody understands / The feeling you can't keep inside / Go! Soterios Johnson, go! / All the club kids are watching your glowstick glow / With the light of a truth you can't hide / That the news is the news but the dance goes on forever!|quotecite=Jonathan Coulton|quotesource=''Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance''}}</option>

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