Wario's Garbage Dump

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Dump where the Wario goes.

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Anyway, I'm Green Mario. I'm 18 years old and I'm a regular user of MarioWiki, going by the name of Mario. No, really, that's my username. Although I signed up years ago, I'm inexperienced when it comes to policy because I have other stuff to do, but I am an experienced wiki editor. I have played all Super Smash Bros. games. Although I am not a competitive player, I think I have a good grasp on the game mechanics on the games.

User profile

  • Real name: Emilie
  • Age: 18
  • Gender: female
  • Heritage: American, but with a French mother and Chinese father.
  • Residence: State of California
  • Favorite character: Mario
  • Least favorite character: Yoshi
  • Siblings: identical twin sister, older brother
  • Hand preference: left
  • English linguistic capabilities: none
  • Professional Wario Killer: Yes
  • Political viewpoints: left, as in modern liberal
  • Interests: birds, drawings, video games. Is that a yellow-rumped warbler in your backyard?
  • Pet: cockatiel
  • Attention span: limited

Mains

They are in that particular order. In case it isn't obvious to you, Mario is my favorite character.

Super Smash Bros.

  • Mario -I'm most comfortable with him. Lack of reliable aerial finishers and range really gets him, though. Great at gimping, though!
  • Fox -Great character. Fast and strong with better jumping and air speed than Mario. His recovery isn't that great, though, and his AAA combo is bleh.
  • Kirby -Awesome. Too bad the sucky version in Melee has a better u-air.
  • Link -Horrible recovery and bad vertical-sending attacks. I love his bombs, though.

Super Smash Bros. Melee

  • Mario -Same problems, but with worse recovery! Not really; has a good cape move and f-air is a mixed bag. The f-air from Super Smash Bros. is good, but it's always nice to have a reliable meteor smash.
  • Dr. Mario -Better than Mario in nearly every way.... except for his cape and n-air. F-air is also that reliable aerial finisher I've always wanted.
  • Link -Strong character. Love his d-air, u-air, and his up and down tilts. Slow, though, and his recovery sucks.
  • Fox -Wow! So great! So fast, yet so strong! <3 He falls like a rock on Jupiter, though. His AAA combo sucks too.
  • Kirby -Bad, but I still use him. So many sour spots, and his hammer is unwieldy. His only good aerial is b-air.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

  • Mario -The gold standard of ****. Short range, sucky (although better) recovery, no aerial finishers, useless FLUDD, more limited tornado, stale moves severely weaken him... I guess his b-air is good? Almost anyone can KO better than him.

I don't use a whole lot of other characters in Brawl because I have... BRAWL MINUS!! Instead.

Brawl Minus

  • Mario -For some reason, trying to combo out of Mario's dash attack sets him into T-pose. Oh yes! Mario's main crutch is that he can become metal after using side-taunt. His d-air can be interrupted by another move any time. Oh, and his footstool jump is a strong meteor smash! His FLUDD, although fully charged, can be aimed, and it draws opponents in so Mario can smash them in the face! He can also perform a double b-up, which is really needed because his recovery sucked in vanilla Brawl.
  • Link -He's so strong and his d-air is basically an instant L-cancel. Great! Not only that, but his arrows move as quickly as arrows should, and they can burn, electrocute, or freeze in impact. Link also has an amazing item-throw speed, and his Gale Boomerang goes far. Link has gotten a major buff, and that's what he needs. Badly.

Common opponents in Super Smash Bros. games

I kill the AI all the time, but some are funnier to kill than others.

  • Ganondorf
  • Donkey Kong
  • Pikachu
  • Captain Falcon
  • Samus
  • Pichu
  • Wario
  • Snake
  • Sonic
  • Yoshi
  • Zelda (Super Smash Bros. Melee only)
  • And Wario.