User:RickTommy

Masahiro Sakurai "Just Sakurai"
Me, doing what I do best
Character info
Smash 64 mains	Kirby, Ness
Other Smash 64 characters	Mario, Link, Pikachu
Smash 64 doubles mains	Fox, Luigi
Melee mains	Kirby, Ness
Other Melee characters	Mario, Link, Pikachu
Melee doubles mains	Mr. Game & Watch, Dr. Mario
Brawl mains	King Dedede, Meta Knight
Brawl doubles mains	Mr. Game & Watch, Lucario
Other Brawl characters	Kirby, Ness, Lucas
Project M main	Project M? What the pfargtl is that?
Other Project M character	No, really!
Project M doubles main	What is this garbage?
Team info
Crew(s)	Namco Bandai
Former crews	HAL Laboratory
Winnings	25 million copies' worth of money
Personal and other info
Real name	Ichiro Shimakura
Birth date	August 3, 1970
Location	Tokyo
Miscellaneous info
Skill	Surely you can guess, considering I'm the director.

Yes, it is Masahiro Sakurai, the developer of Smash Bros.

Here's a conversation a young man had with me:

It's your fault, you brianless dip! You were there! If you hadn't been so slow and stupid, everything I liked about Melee would still be in Brawl! You could have stopped the other developers, but you didn't! -User:1337 B33FC4K3

Brian! Don't ever talk about Masahiro Sakurai like that! He tried to stop them as best he could, but the other developers turned out to be too firm for even him! -Brawl Fan #1

You should be fired! You're way stupider than other game directors! You let them get rid of Wavedashing and L-Cancelling, as well as nerf my favourite characters, on purpose! I'll bet you're happy Smash has been ruined! -1337 B33FC4K3

I am not happy that it's "ruined"! And for your information, I actually tried to make Brawl just as competitive! I really did! I tried to take all the development for myself, and even after they made those changes, I tried to fire them! I even tried to revert their changes! But they made them permanent! I don't know what's gotten into you, but I am not going to tolerate it! -Masahiro Sakurai

Look who's talking! You're way more detestable than other game directors, so you should have been fired! Your development team would never do that on their own accord! I'll bet you talked them into it to get back at the competitive community for what they did to your game! -1337 B33FC4K3

I did not! I tried to improve Brawl however else I could afterwards, but I didn't know how! And besides, like I said, I couldn't revert their changes! -Sakurai

Why didn't you stop them when you had the chance?! -1337 B33FC4K3

I wanted to, but I couldn't! Stop making it sound like I wanted Brawl to be "ruined"! -Sakurai

Why do you always think you're right about everything?! -B33FC4K3

I don't! -Sakurai

Stop acting like you're so important! You may think you're so awesome and smart, but you're nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! You're just a big fat troll who'll never amount to anything! You'll be a big fat idiot forever, and nobody will ever like you! -B33FC4K3

That's enough! Both of you! Brian, you have to understand! It's not his fault Brawl got "ruined"! Developers who have been in prestigious courses can be remarkably smart. And besides, you're just a fanboy, so it's unlikely that they would have listened to you even if you tried. Let's be rational here. Fighting isn't the answer. -Brawl Fan #2

Why do you always gotta stick up for that selfish troll?! All he does is get in the way and make things worse for us! Maybe he's the reason HAL Laboratory laid him off! Maybe they got sick and tired of him! -B33FC4K3

Actually, I left the company of my own accord, thank you very much! -Sakurai

Stop all the blaming, please! It doesn't solve anything! Aren't you at least happy that he even made a new Smash game? - Brawl Fan #3

I agree. These kinds of games are very prestigious. It's unlikely any normal person would diss them. -Brawl Fan #4

Brian, I won't tolerate this behaviour you're displaying. I understand you're upset about what Sakurai's development team allegedly did to his game. Believe me, we all are. However, getting angry and blaming Sakurai himself for it isn't going to fix the game or make things better. There are things in this world that even we can't handle. We have to either accept our limitations or learn to overcome them in any way we can. Now, I want you to go to Shigeru Miyamoto's office and think about what you've said and done. -Brawl Fan #1

Why should I stay with a game director all day?! One just let his game get ruined, and now you're defending them?! -B33FC4K3