User:Serpent King/SmashWikiholism test

This is taken from Wikipedia:Project:Wikipediholism test. It has been modified to better suit SmashWiki. Feel free to pluck the code from this for use in your own userspace.

The test

Question	Answer	Points
Do you typically use SmashWiki at least once a week? (1)	Obviously.	1
Do you typically use SmashWiki at least once a day? (2)	Again, obviously.	2
Do you typically use SmashWiki for more than an hour a day? (4)	Mhmm	4
Is more than 60% of your time online spent at SmashWiki? (10)	Probably.	10
...75%? (25)	Uhhh...	25
...exactly 100%? (100)	Nah. YouTube is a big part of my online shenanigans.	0
Do you start new articles? (2)	Duh.	2
...Every day? (25)	Lol there is no demand for that...	0
Do you hook up to SmashWiki over a public wireless Internet connection? (2)	Mhmm	2
Do you edit SmashWiki articles while over such a connection? (4)	Yup.	4
Is that connection in a restaurant? (6)	Sometimes.	6
...Do you edit SmashWiki while waiting for your meal? (8)	All the time (not the restaurant)	8
...During your meal? (20)	shamefully.	20
...While eating? (25)	Uh...	25
...One hand on the keyboard, and one on your food? (100)	Lolk I don't go that far.	0
Do you stop eating to edit SmashWiki and then throw your meal away, because it spoiled while you were editing? (50)	Nahh	0
Did you pick that restaurant because of the free WiFi? (5)	Typically, although my apartment does have wifi.	5
Are you on an aircraft with wireless access to the Internet during flight? (25)	lolno	0
...because you can edit on SmashWiki on it? (35)	—	0
Do you talk in wiki markup code? (2)	Heh.	2
...Every day? (50)	Nahhh	0
Do you request that articles be created, improved, expanded, deleted, etc.? (1)	Literally all the time.	1
Do you fulfill such requests? (2)	Do I have a choice?	2
Have you requested a new software feature, or reported a bug, in the last few weeks? (2)	In the past few weeks...no.	0
Do you make redirect pages? (1)	Mhmm	1
Do you think you're using a significant portion of SmashWiki's bandwidth? (5)	LOL probably	5
Do you click on "Random Page" at least once a day (or just because you're bored)? (2)	Not once a day no... but sometimes.	0
When you click 'Random Page' do you, more often than not, find an article you have edited? (3)	LOL pretty much anything that isn't a tournament.	3
...Written? (10)	tbf, most mainspace articles were written before my time here.	0
...Always? (200)	—	0
Have you ever gotten the same random page twice in a row? (3)	Mhmm...	3
...Three times in a row? (10)	Mhmm.....	10
Do you check new pages every week? (1.5)	Never	0
Do you check new pages every day? (3 more)	Never	0
Do you check new pages every hour? (30 more)	Never	0
Do you check Recent Changes almost every day? (2)	More like EVERY day.	2
Do you check Recent Changes more than ten times a day? (5)	Yeah...	5
...50 times a day? (50)	Yeah......	50
Do you have Recent Changes bookmarked? (1)	Yeah.........	1
Do you have Recent Changes set as your start page? (12)	Yeah............	12
Do you check your Watchlist almost every day? (1)	Um I keep stuff in my watchlist so it bolds it in the RC... I don't usually actually use it.	0
Do you check your Watchlist every day? (2)	—	0
Do you check your Watchlist more than ten times a day? (4)	—	0
Do you have your Watchlist set as your start page? (8)	Nah	0
Do you have more than 50 items in your watchlist? (1)	But of course, 771 as of right now.	1
...More than 100? (2)	^	2
...More than 1000? (4)	Nah	0
...More than 10,000? (8)	—	0
...too much? (100, plus 12 for every hour you wasted)	—	0
Do you occasionally promote SmashWiki, either in person or by mentioning it on social media, IRC, forums or message boards, web pages, mail signatures, etc.? (2 for each promotion)	Sometimes, but idr each time... guess I'll say like 3 times?	6
...Every day? (5)	—	0
...Incessantly? (10)	—	0
Do you find yourself writing regular text using SmashWiki link and layout conventions? (3)	LOL YES	3
Is something you have thought was important, such as social life, career or studies, suffering because you spend so much time on SmashWiki? (10)	Unfortunately	10
Are you not getting enough sleep because of time on SmashWiki? (9)	You all already know the answer to that	9
Are you sleeping during the day (as of 8 AM) because you edited SmashWiki overnight? (5 points, plus overslept time in hours)	Dude, I have slept until 9 pm before because I spent the previous night editing.	18
Do you forget to think twice before you say something to real people but re-check a hundred times what you have typed in before posting your comment in a talk page? (5)	Not really	0
Do you judge people you know in "real life" partly on the basis of their SmashWiki contributions? (6)	I really don't know any SmashWikians in real life	0
Do you think quality of contributions to SmashWiki is an important criterion in choosing a partner for a close relationship? (17)	Lolwat	0
Do you argue that contributions to SmashWiki are "productive" or "useful" - unlike "wasting time" playing games or watching football? (5)	Ummmmmmmm	5
Have you ever phoned another SmashWikian? (1)	Nah	0
Have you ever met another SmashWikian in "real life"? (2)	Nah	0
Have you ever had sex with another SmashWikian? Sock puppet accounts don't count. (10)	LOL well uh...no. (fun fact, I'm a virgin)	0
Did you buy a second monitor so you could edit SmashWiki more efficiently? (25)	PFFFF	25
Did you immediately think of ways to improve this test, or adjust the scores so that they neatly add up to 100? (3.14)	Not that picky.
Do you think your score is too high and maybe you'll do something about it after "a few more edits"? (6)	Uhh well maybe	6
...after "a lot more edits"? (10)	...	10
...after "a billion more edits"? (150)	...	150
Or are you so proud of it that you retake the test every month to see how more addicted you've become? (10)	Heh	10
Have you ever looked for the edit this page link on an ordinary Web page? (3)	LOL YES	3
Have you ever instinctively reached for the edit link to correct an unfortunate wording while reading a newspaper or book? (4)	Nah	0
Have you ever edited an article on SmashWiki while paying long distance charges to connect to the Internet? (5)	Never had to deal with that.	0
Do you make edits while drunk or under the influence of other intoxicating substances and find that nobody reverts your changes? (1)	I am always sober.	0
Have you ever edited SmashWiki while taking a bath because you found it made the experience even more relaxing? (5)	What kind of question is that?	0
Have you ever publicly declared that you've quit SmashWiki but found yourself lingering about anyway? (7)	Kinda? not really...	7
Have you ever requested to be a sysop? (2)	My name is green isn't it?	2
Are you a sysop? (2)	^	2
Have you ever requested to be a bureaucrat? (3)	Lol I'm not that crazy.	0
Are you a bureaucrat? (3 points more)	—	0
Do you edit articles in your sleep? (17)	OMG	17
Do you curse out loud upon waking and realizing that you have to make all those edits over again? (2 points more)	Well no...	0
...Or are the edits actually still there...? (200 points)	HAHAHA WAT	0
Do you edit SmashWiki on a laptop? (1)	Yes	1
Did your laptop's fan go on by itself while you were at SmashWiki? (2)	Yes	2
Did your laptop melt (or show serious signs of melting) while you were editing SmashWiki? (100 points and a new computer fan)	...Yes	100
Do you edit SmashWiki with a mobile phone or tablet? (2)	Only once...	2
...Because you can't wait until you get access to a PC to add some obscure fact to SmashWiki? (4)	But yeah that was it...	4
Have you edited before 6:30 am? (6)	No shit.	6
...until 4 am? (2)	I have edited for 24 hours straight before.	2
...until 6 am? (4)	^	4
...until 8 am or later? (7)	^	7
After reading the last question, did you give yourself 13 points because it is always 4, 6, or 8 AM somewhere? (13 points for cleverness :)	No.	0
Do you edit SmashWiki at night (i.e. after midnight) consuming drinks to keep you up? (2)	Pfft	2
Do you hold SmashWiki Nights, that is, nights when you intentionally go to bed late, after spending hours editing SmashWiki? (5)	hahaha	5
Do you get people to join you in such an event? (10)	nah	0
Do you have an urge to edit this nonexistent article? (1)	A bit... redlinks suck	0
Did you immediately try to create the above nonexistent article? (10)	Nah.
From how many locations or devices did you visit SmashWiki the past 30 days? (1 per machine)	3	3
When people ask you questions, is your answer invariably a wiki link? (3)	Pretty much.	3
Do you use terms like "stub", "1rv", "rollback", "revert", "blanking", "content", or other terms in their SmashWiki sense in unrelated contexts? (2)	XD sometimes.	2
...ALL those terms? (50)	nah...	0
Have you ever thought about the social impact of SmashWiki? (15)	Sometimes the impact sucks.	15
Have you ever browsed SmashWiki while communicating with your significant other? (5)	Heh.	5
Have you told your significant other something on SmashWiki while communicating with them? (10)	Nah	0
...Was he or she impressed? (5)	—	0
...Or bored? (-5)	—	0
Have you ever gone and done something new on this list, deliberately to raise your score? (1)	No	0
Have you broken some sort of rule just to visit SmashWiki? (6)	Mayyyybe	6
Have you spotted a typo in this test and now have a crushing urge to edit that typo but dare not edit it for you won't remember where you read up to? (3)	I don't make typos... except for like on every edit	0
...Are your hands shaking from not editing it? (4)	—	0
...Have you edited it? (5)	—	0
Do you use the shortcut keys when using SmashWiki? (2)	Nah	0
When you wake up in the night and can't get back to sleep due to some nagging worry do you get up and start working on SmashWiki so that you will get tired and have something relaxing to fill your mind when you go back to bed? (2)	Mhmm	2
...Did it work? (40)	Lolno	0
Have you in your impatience for others to edit an article, brought an article all the way from a stub to featured article status? (10)	Given how our feature article system works, no.	0
Have you ever signed a real email with ~~~~? (1)	HAHAH YES	1
...Two emails with ~~~~? (2)	^	2
...100 emails with ~~~~? (50)	Nah...	0
...All emails you have sent with ~~~~, and have done so for more than 250 emails? (500)	—	0
Have you ever argued with anyone over SmashWiki's accuracy? (5)	Mhmm	5
...Did you win? (10)	Of course	10
...Did you win, but you were the one saying it was not accurate? (-15)	nah	0
Do you find yourself caught up in SmashWiki discussions a lot? (14)	Hell yeah...	14
...more than real-life discussions? (36)	nah.	0