User:Darthrai

Behold, my completely useless chart of my headcanon sexuality for each Smash Ultimate character. Enjoy. Thanks to Guybrush20X6 for helping with some of the info!

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Mario Confirmed straight (Peach)		Luigi Gay (deep in the closet)		Peach Asexual (rejected Mario in Odyssey)		Bowser Straight		Dr. Mario Straight (see Mario)		Rosalina & Luma Asexual		Bowser Jr. Too young to understand		Yoshi Asexual
Donkey Kong Confirmed straight (Candy Kong)		Diddy Kong Confirmed straight (Dixie Kong)		Link Bicurious, possibly genderfluid		Zelda Asexual		Sheik Asexual (see Zelda)		Ganondorf Triforce-sexual		Young Link Too young to understand		Toon Link Too young to understand
Samus Lesbian		Zero Suit Samus Lesbian (see Samus)		Kirby Asexual		Meta Knight Asexual		King Dedede Gay (for Escargoon)		Fox Bisexual (both Krystal and Falco)		Falco Bisexual (both Katt and Fox)		Wolf Bisexual
Pikachu Straight (can breed with Pokémon of opposite gender)		Jigglypuff Straight (can breed with Pokémon of opposite gender)		Mewtwo Asexual (genderless, probably has no concept of sexuality)		Pichu Too young to understand (cannot breed)		Pokémon Trainer (Squirtle, Ivysaur, Charizard) Trainer is most likely straight. Their Pokémon probably screw each other all the time
Lucario Gay (for Sir Aaron)		Greninja Straight (can breed with Pokémon of opposite gender)		Captain Falcon THE FLAMING BEACON OF ABSOLUTE HETEROSEXUALITY		Ness Too young to understand		Lucas Too young to understand		Ice Climbers They're a straight couple		Marth Confirmed straight (Caeda)		Roy More or less confirmed straight (Lilina)
Ike Gay (for Soren)		Robin Confirmed straight (support mechanics)		Lucinaε Confirmed straight (support mechanics)		Corrin Confirmed bisexual (support mechanics)		Mr. Game & Watch Asexual (how the hell do Game & Watch people breed?)		Pit Food-sexual		Palutena Pansexual		Dark Pitε Asexual
Wario Bigoted homophobe who's probably in the closet		Olimar Confirmed straight (canon)		R.O.B. Asexual (he's a robot)		Villager Can be anything		Little Mac Straight		Wii Fit Trainer Asexual (Wii Fit creatures have no concept of sexuality and their entire thought process is built around exercise)		Shulk Straight		Duck Hunt Straight couple (male and female)
	Snake Mostly straight, probably bicurious		Sonic Reverse furry (confirmed canon)		Mega Man Asexual		Pac-Man Straight (Ms. Pac-Man is a thing)		Ryu Asexual (cares more about fighting than romance)		Cloud Mostly straight, possibly genderfluid		Bayonetta Pansexual (would you really doubt that Kamiya would make her so?)
Newcomers (13)
Daisyε Lesbian (she and Luigi are platonic friends)		Piranha Plant Asexual (it's a plant)		King K. Rool Homophobic bigot who's more secure than Wario		Ridley Asexual		Dark Samusε Asexual		Incineroar Straight (can breed with Pokémon of opposite gender)		Chromε Straight (confirmed canon)		Isabelle Pansexual (has a crush on Villager regardless of gender)
Inkling Whatever the player wants		Kenε Straight		Simon Confirmed straight (Selena)		Richterε Confirmed straight (Annette)		Joker Straight (confirmed canon)		Hero Varies		Banjo & Kazooie  ?		Terry Confirmed Straight (Blue Mary)
						Byleth Bisexual (confirmed canon)		Min Min ?