User:Black Vulpine/If Smash Bros. had Mortal Kombat X style intros

In the game Mortal Kombat X, every fight begins with a brief verbal exchange between the two fighters. This is what would it be like if Smash Bros had this same system, at least for 1v1 battles.

If you can think of any good lines, you are welcome to put them in here. Keep in mind the following rules though:

• While Mortal Kombat X is not kid-safe, the lines here have to be. It must at least be kept to a PG rating.
• In exchanges where both characters speak, every exchange must have three lines. The first and third lines are spoken by the first character, while the second is spoken by the second character.
  • In exchanges where only one of the two characters speak, there is only one line, coming either before or after an animation and/or vocal action performed by the non-verbal character.
  • In exchanges involving Banjo & Kazooie, it's possible to have both lines spoken by Banjo or Kazooie, one line each spoken by Banjo & Kazooie, or one or both lines spoken by Banjo & Kazooie simultaneously.
• Mirror matches are possible, and may vary depending on whether or not any variants are selected.
• It is possible for matchups to have more than one exchange - in fact, almost all of them do.
• Exchanges are categorised by character, specifically, the first one to do anything is where it belongs.
• The following characters do not speak: Mr. Game & Watch, Link, Toon Link, Young Link, Kirby, all Pokémon (except Lucario, Mewtwo and of course the Pokémon Trainer), Duck Hunt Duo, R.O.B., Villager, Inkling (because they aren't known to speak English), Hero , Steve and the Mii Fighters.
• Some lines may get semi-repeated in encounters. Some encounters may also have lines that vary slightly.
• If a character references an event or character from Smash or other universe, it is preferred that a link to that reference be provided.
• Nobody except me is allowed to change already-existing lines. Such an action may not be taken by other users without discussing on the talk page first.

Above all, keep in mind that this is a non-productive area of the wiki. Please make sure to properly balance your mainspace and userspace edits as per our probation policy.

Other than that, anything goes. Have fun!

Banjo & Kazooie

Banjo: Ready for this dangerous duo?

Daisy: I was expecting to see a chameleon and a bat.

Kazooie: Sorry, wrong game.

Banjo: Ready for a shootout?

Snake: You don't have a firearm.

Banjo: I have a fireBIRD!

Kazooie: Don't forget, Banjo, we're supposed to give everyone here what-for, regardless of friend or foe!

Diddy Kong: Yeah, we can talk after the rumble! I'm gonna beat you guys up!

Banjo: Well then, what's the point of giving us this little dialogue for right before the fight? Oh, forget it. Here goes.

Bayonetta

Bayonetta: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to bring a knife to a gun fight?

Byleth (M): I have a bow.

Bayonetta: And I have four guns.

Bayonetta: Go hide upon the sky, nimbus.

Cloud: I'm staying here.

Bayonetta: You make it easy to interrupt your recovery attempts.

Bayonetta: So are you actually gender-fluid, or...?

Corrin (M): I've made my choice.

Bayonetta: You've made the wrong one.

Bayonetta: I hunt angels, not chickens.

Falco: Do you think every bird you see is a chicken?

Bayonetta: Flock off, feather-face.

Bayonetta: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to bring a knife to a gun fight?

Joker: I HAVE a gun!

Bayonetta: And I have four guns.

Bayonetta: So many vocals, not a single word.

Link: (draws his sword and twirls it behind him)

Bayonetta: The tiny heavyweight boxer.

Little Mac: I'll get my belt and crack your skull with it.

Bayonetta: Touchy, aren't we...

Bayonetta: You sensed me in Purgatorio?

Lucario: Your trickery does not mask your aura.

Bayonetta: Let me introduce you to Inferno!

Bayonetta: You're not with the Laguna, are you...?

Mewtwo: I have heard of your foes. I have no need for them.

Bayonetta: Psychic powers really do beget arrogance.../I just love fighting loners.

Bayonetta: You must be the legendary Mewtwo.

Mewtwo: Guns and magic are no match for psychic powers.

Bayonetta: If I had a dollar for every time I heard that...

Bayonetta: Are you the one called Pit?

Pit: You're responsible for killing our Centurions?

Bayonetta: Just working my way up to the little-big fellow.

Bayonetta: At last, a bit of fun.

Palutena: You expect to win against a goddess?

Bayonetta: Just another day in the office...

Bowser

Bowser: You will bow down to your king, swordsman!

Cloud: Titles mean nothing to me.

Bowser: Perhaps my power will mean your demise.

Bowser: Daisy, have you seen Peach?

Daisy: Why do you always want her and not me?

Bowser: You're too much into roughhousing.

Bowser: Such a slender beauty...

Daisy: Meanwhile, even K.Rool weighs less than you.

Bowser: Never mind. Not a beauty./Soon to be a FLAT beauty!

Bowser: You will pay for your betrayal.

Ganondorf: I was simply 'firing' you.

Bowser: You have no special toys to help you this time!

Bowser: Did you know I'm the heaviest weight around here?

Little Mac: That's just because you're incredibly fat.

Bowser: All the better to crush you with, runt!

Bowser: So, Mario, we meet again!

Mario: You-a never change, do you?

Bowser: The princess is in another castle! Namely, mine!

Bowser: Hello, mi amore.

Peach: Mario says it better than you.

Bowser: That's racist.

Bowser: You're coming with me, Peach.

Peach: I'm getting too old for this...

Bowser: Good, this will be easier then.

Bowser: Let me take you away from all this!

Peach: I could just cave your skull in with my golf club.

Bowser: Oof, that's not very ladylike.

Bowser: The speed demon.

Sonic: Fatty.

Bowser: I will crush you like the worm you are!

Captain Falcon

Captain Falcon: Not all Clouds belong in the sky.

Cloud: Was that supposed to be funny?

Captain Falcon: It will be, once I give you The Heel!

Captain Falcon: What kind of joke is this?

Falco: Just that you face a falcon.

Captain Falcon: I will PUNCH this FALCON.

Captain Falcon: Show me your moves!

Falco: Must EVERYTHING be a meme?

Captain Falcon: Yeah, it does.

Captain Falcon: You ripped me off.

Ganondorf: I'm still a vicious fighter!

Captain Falcon: So vicious you couldn't come up with your own moves.

Captain Falcon: (badly mimics William Hudson) It's game over, man!

Ridley: How dare you mock me!

Captain Falcon: (normal voice) How about I smash you then?

Captain Falcon: Your blade creates fire?

Roy: Much like your Falcon Punch, right?

Captain Falcon: I have no KNEED for it.

Captain Falcon: You think you're faster than me?

Sonic: I don't think so, I KNOW so!

Captain Falcon: You're going to regret joining us, hedgehog!

Cloud

Cloud: Stupid witch...

Bayonetta: Spoken like someone who misses his girlfriend.

Cloud: You will regret speaking about her that way!!

Cloud: Your face looks like Aerith's...

Daisy: Thanks. Yours looks like a butt.

Cloud: And you have Wario's mouth.

Cloud: A fellow downloadable content.

Lucas: One less boring than you, for sure!

Cloud: I will show no mercy...

Cloud: They call me Cloud.

Lucina: Because you rain on people's parades?

Cloud: No, you confused me with Sephiroth.

Cloud: Unnatural creature...

Mewtwo: And you aren't?

Cloud: I'm enhanced enough to beat you in a whim.

Cloud: Unnatural creature...

Mr. Game & Watch: (clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)

Cloud: Goddess? Do you know Aerith Gainsborough?

Palutena: Yeah. She said she wants her hairstyle back.

Cloud: Such mockery will be your undoing!

Cloud: Sephiroth...

Sephiroth: It's been a long time, Cloud.

Cloud: This will also be the last time.

Cloud: Stay in my memories, where you belong.

Sephiroth: I never will be just a memory.

Cloud: You will be when this is over.

Cloud: That can't be a real sword.

Shulk: It is a Buster sword, tho!

Cloud: Such mockery will be your undoing!

Cloud: This will be easy.

Yoshi: Big tawk, big sword, but wittle man!

Cloud: What did you say?!

Cloud: They call me Cloud.

Yoshi: Why Cwoud no in sky?

Cloud: Wouldn't you like to know?

Cloud: I will send you to your doom, reptile.

Yoshi: Doom? What is doom?

Cloud: You're about to find out.

Corrin

Male Corrin

Corrin: Um... Hello... I.. Uh..

Bayonetta: If you need to learn to talk to a lady, go ask your mum.

Corrin: My mother is dead! That tears it! I've been trying to stay positive, but I'm just gonna take my rage out on you!

Corrin: Why do you have such spiky hair?

Cloud: That's none of your concern.

Corrin: Using hair gel isn't something to be ashamed of. My brother uses it too.

Corrin 1 (M): A clone?

Corrin 2 (M): I know you are, but what am I?

Corrin 1 (M): 12 years old, apparently.

Corrin: Hey, I just wanted to tell you. I know what you're going through, and missing your mother is natural. But she'll always be with you in your heart.

Lucas: Thanks. That was super sappy. But thanks. I guess we have to fight now.

Corrin: Yeah, that does kind of kill the mood...

Corrin: Oh, another dragon! Hello!

Ridley: Calling a pitiful creature like you a dragon is an insult to our species!

Corrin: We'll see about that after I get to you!

Corrin: I suppose fate must have brought us together.

Robin: Remember what I told you last time? We're not pawns of some scripted fate. I believe we're more. Much more... There's something between us all. Something that keeps us together... Like...invisible ties, connecting us.

Corrin: Well whoop-de-doo for you, you've got a bumper sticker. As much as I would love to argue about philosophy, it's time to fight.

Corrin: You remind me of someone...

Fox: I wonder why?

Corrin Sorry, all kitsune look the same to me.

Female Corrin

Corrin: The hen-pecked bear.

Banjo: For your information, Kazooie respects me!

Corrin: Oh yeah, I noticed that as she was pecking on your head.

Corrin: How many weapons do you need?

Byleth (F): I'm highly proficient in all the major arms.

Corrin: You better pick one or this will be a short battle for you.

Corrin: Awesome, another dragon! I've been waiting to test my skills against one!

Charizard: (Roars and then breathes fire)

Corrin: You're so skinny. You really should eat something.

Ridley: Offering yourself as a meal?

Corrin: Nah, I'm told I'm too hot.

Corrin: Well. You're ugly.

Ridley: Intimidated by my size, are we?

Corrin: Time for another "shouting match", methinks.

Corrin: Nice to see that SOME dragons are still slaves. Not.

Pokémon Trainer (M): Charizard is my most respected partner.

Corrin: Whatever you say. You won't be taming THIS dragon.

Corrin: You remind me of someone...

Wolf: You better not be comparing me to Fox!

Corrin: I don't even know who that is. All wolves look the same to me.

Corrin: So you're a dinosaur? (Somehow, I thought you'd be bigger). Anyway, I'm a dragon!

Yoshi: Me dwwagon too! Sometimes...

Corrin: I'll believe that when I see it.

Daisy

Daisy: You look... familiar.

Bayonetta: Well, I remember your outfit.

Daisy: Whatever, let's fight!

Daisy: Another swordsman? And this one's also a carbon copy of another one...

Chrom: Now you're just making me angry.

Daisy: Well, let's rumble!

Daisy: Hey Luigi! I'll make sure not to beat you up too hard!

Luigi: Well, that's-a.... comforting, I guess.

Daisy: Oh, don't be such a big baby.

Daisy: I may be an Echo, but I'm still better than the original!

Peach: We'll just have to see about that, won't we?

Daisy: See how right I am? Of course!

Daisy: Pig...

Wario: Hey, beautiful. First swing's on me!

Daisy: They're ALL gonna be on you!

Dark Pit

Dark Pit: The angel hunter.

Bayonetta: You don't seem to be an angel.

Dark Pit: You'd know.

Dark Pit: Do they call you Joker because you are a joke?

Joker: (sarcastically) That's mean! I'm telling!

Dark Pit: Dead guys tell no tales.

Dark Pit: Goddess of Light.

Palutena: Pittoo.

Dark Pit: And you wonder why I won't serve you.

Dark Pit: Faker.

Pit: But I'm the original here!

Dark Pit: Not for much longer.

Diddy Kong

Diddy Kong: Oh no, not you!

King K. Rool: What's the matter, Kiddy Kong? Scared?

Diddy Kong: You're thinking of the wrong Kong, Lizard Lips!

Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong: Mario.

Mario: You think you can beat my dunk move?

Donkey Kong: You have one. I have four. Do the math.

Dr. Mario

Dr. Mario: Am I going crazy?

Mario: You should know, you're the doctor.

Dr. Mario: My diagnosis: You are just impersonating me.

Duck Hunt

Duck Hunt: (dog walks in sniffing the ground, duck looks up and quacks loudly)

Banjo: You two may be older than the both of us, but that doesn't give you the right to rip off our fighting style!

Duck Hunt: (dog walks in sniffing the ground, duck looks up and quacks loudly)

Kazooie: You leave my mother out of this!

Falco

Falco: I really don't like you.

Bayonetta: I really don't care.

Falco: Just as long as we're clear on that.

Falco: I really don't like you.

Captain Falcon: Because I'm better than you?

Falco: Because you're a falcon wannabe.

Falco: Move aside, 'Commander'.

Fox: You think you're better than me?

Falco: I'm not the one who dropped out of the Academy.

Falco: Don’t get too cocky, Fox.

Fox: You turning into Wolf now?

Falco: What’s the matter, scared?

Falco: Ever seen Shadow Balls bounce?

Mewtwo: I know what you're capable of.

Falco: I'll take that as a 'yes'.

Falco: The flightless angel.

Pit: I have the Power of Flight!

Falco: That just means I gotta clip your wings before they burn.

Falco: Move it or lose it.

Sonic: Moving is what I'm all about!

Falco: And yet you can't fly without a certain fox to help you.

Fox

Fox: Lemme smash.

Falco: You DIDN'T just say that.

Fox: What? This is a Smash, isn’t it?

Fox: Falco...

Falco: Gee, if it isn't Fox! How swell.

Fox: Don't think I'll save you from THIS whopping.

Ganondorf

Ganondorf: Return the Triforce to me, 'Hero'.

Link: (draws his sword and twirls it behind him)

Ganondorf: Even I look better than you.

Toon Link: (draws his sword and swings it a few times, with a 'hup!' on the third swing)

Ganondorf: Don't you DARE mock my speed.

Sonic: What speed?

Ganondorf: Arrogant. Little. WORM!

Ganondorf: Hedgehogs aren't supposed to be fast.

Sonic: Actually, you're just that slow.

Ganondorf: And your mouth is big enough for my fist!

Greninja

Greninja: (cartwheels in, performing its down taunt)

Falco: It's nerf or nothin'!

Greninja: (cartwheels in, performing its down taunt)

Mewtwo: Is me being able to talk why you were nerfed...?

Ike

Ranger Ike

Ike: I fight for my friends!

Corrin (F): Well, I fight for my family!

Ike: Do NOT talk to ME about family!

Incineroar

Incineroar: (cartwheels onto the stage and does a wrestler pose) Roar!

Falco: Now that’s a Ben 10 alien reject if I ever saw one.

Inkling

Female Inkling

Inkling: Woomy! (spins her Splattershot)

Daisy: Don't you DARE stain the dress.

Inkling: Woomy! (spins her Splattershot)

Mario: You're not-a related to Gooper Blooper, are you?

Inkling: Woomy! (spins her Splattershot)

Peach: I have an 'Inkling' things will go my way...

Inkling: Woomy! (spins her Splattershot)

Yoshi: I hear ink taste good!

Inkling: Woomy! (spins her splattershot)

Corrin: What are you, suicidal? I use WATER, for crying out loud!

Joker

Joker: That's a nice little trinket you have there.

Bayonetta: See with your eyes, not with your hands.

Joker: A shame... Where you wear it, it hides some impressive beauty./Dang. I would have loved to handle those.

Joker: Oh look, it's 'Jill of all Trades'.

Byleth (F): I assure you, I am quite adept at my craft.

Joker: You still should have spent more time on just one or two weapons.

Joker: You seem...familiar.

Chrom: I told you, I am nothing like the other swordsmen.

Joker: Not who I had in mind, but whatever.

Note: In a theoretical Japanese version of this conversation, Chrom will instead note how similar Joker's voice is to Roy's, referencing how the latter two share a Japanese voice actor, Jun Fukuyama.

Joker: So... are you a turtle, or a dinosaur? I'm confused.

Yoshi: Yoshi dun carew! Yoshi just want to pway!

Joker: How is it you ever actually get anything done?

Joker: We have to be careful with you...

Yoshi: Oooh, Joker have cute kitty! Hewwo kitty!

Joker: Hey, I've heard what you can do. Keep your tongue off him.

King Dedede

King Dedede 1: Oh boy, so this is what Susie did?

King Dedede 2: Who, in the world, is even Susie?

King Dedede 1: IS THIS A TIME PARADOX, THEN?!

King Dedede 1: I hate hitting pretty things.

King Dedede 2: Yeah, same here.

King Dedede 1: I'll get you some medical help after this.

King Dedede: Why are you two copying me?

Ice Climbers: Are you related to us (Popo) Maybe he’s our father (Nana)

King Dedede: I never even been married nor went to the arctic.

King Dedede: You stole food too?

King K. Rool: To starve my enemies to death, yes.

King Dedede: Yeesh, and I thought I was greedy.

King Dedede: A fellow royal.

Lucina: Keep your compliments for later, couch potato.

King Dedede: Well, I tried to be friendly.

King Dedede: A fellow royal.

Marth: Unlike any other royal you've seen.

King Dedede: So it's a goer?

King Dedede: Bee-boo-boo-bop, bee-boo-boo-beep?

Mr. Game & Watch: (clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)

King K. Rool

King K. Rool: Diddy Kong.

Diddy Kong: Don't you owe me a new hat?

King K. Rool: Here is what you are owed!

King K. Rool: We meet at last, Banana Brain!

Donkey Kong: You won't take my bananas this time, K. Rool!

King K. Rool: Instead of bananas, how about I take your life?

King K. Rool: I am the King of the Kremlings.

King Dedede: I am the King of Dream Land.

King K. Rool: So is this a Clash of Clans?

Little Mac

Little Mac: Don’t say it!

Bayonetta: Don’t say what, titch?

Little Mac: You just did.../That was your last mistake.

Little Mac: Martial artist.

Ryu: Came to see what real fighting is like?

Little Mac: Well, SHOW you what real fighting is like.

Little Mac: You again...

Samus: Your punch hurt quite a lot.

Little Mac: Maybe this time you won’t call me short.

Little Mac: Move it or lose it.

Sonic: You really think you’re as fast as me?

Little Mac: Why don’t we find out?

Lucario

Lucario: What the heck are you?

Bayonetta: Your imminent end.

Lucario: Burn the witch!

Lucario: I do not fear you, psychic.

Mewtwo: Are you not a Fighting-type?

Lucario: I'm also a Steel-type. Cancels out my weakness to you.

Lucario: When will you get over this stupid grudge?

Mewtwo: When Dusknoir passes from this world.

Lucario: Point taken. Let's do this.

Lucario: You have special powers as well?

Ryu: It's the training of Sheng Long.

Lucario: Yeah, I'm not falling for that one.

Lucina

Lucina: Cereza!

Bayonetta: Bayonetta for you, plank!

Lucina: Whatever.

Lucina: You think you can take me?

Marth: I taught you how to fight, didn’t I?

Lucina: The student shall become the master.

Lucina: My blade's still sharper than your... body?

Mr. Game & Watch: (clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)

Lucina: Ugh, did something crawl up there and die?

Wario: Come into my arms, pretty lady.

Lucina: If I did that, I'd have to bathe for weeks.

Luigi

Luigi: Noooo, not you again!

King Dedede: I was only trying to help.

Luigi: My back is still broken from what you did!

Luigi: My year is over...

Mario: And I got a new game recently without you on it!

Luigi: But that doesn't mean you can have the spotlight just for yourself again!

Mario

Mario: Do you play volleyball?

Dr. Mario: Why do you ask?

Mario: Unlike me, you can't afford to dunk anybody.

Mario: You think you're just as strong as me?

Luigi: I'm pretty sure, brudder!

Mario: Prove it.

Mario: My dad...

Mr. Game & Watch: (clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)

Mario: You're as old as dad but you both have one thing in common...

PAC-MAN: And what is that?

Mario: You're both old news!

Mario: Lady Palutena...

Palutena: You have dunked enough people with those fists of yours!

Mario: It's easier to just ask me to dunk you harder than them!

Mario: Don't hold back.

Sonic: Against my favourite rival?

Mario: Favourite? Since when?

Marth

Marth: Why must you be almost exactly like me?

Lucina: I'm prettier.

Marth: You're also easier.

Marth: I'll show you what true swordsmanship is like.

Link: (draws his sword and twirls it behind him)

Marth: You're outranged.

Mr. Game & Watch: (clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)

Marth: Shall we see who's the better swordsman?

Roy: It was me 15 years ago!

Marth: That was then, and this is now./15 years on, you skipped a Brawl.

Mega Man

Mega Man: Shall I show you my Mega Buster?

Shulk: What makes it special?

Mega Man: It's much better than yours.

Meta Knight

Meta Knight: We have achieved demi-god status before...

Bayonetta: It appears to be the case.

Meta Knight: We'll see who has still got it.

Meta Knight: A butter knife?

Cloud: Look who's talking, shorty.

Meta Knight: Uh huh. Yeah. Right.

Meta Knight: This is a waste of my time...

King Dedede: You said you would not help Kirby!

Meta Knight: I had to do it. Only for the greater good.

Meta Knight: The oracle fighter.

Lucario: I seek to challenge you again.

Meta Knight: I accept your challenge.

Meta Knight: So soon you violate our alliance?

Marth: Nah. Just call this "poetic justice".

Meta Knight: You used to be #2 unlike me, though.

Meta Knight: Combat me, or retreat!

Mr. Game & Watch: (clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)

Mewtwo

Mewtwo: I will enjoy this...

Lucario: If this is about Brawl, I had nothing to do with it.

Mewtwo: Your aura won't get you out of this one.

Mewtwo: Time to settle the score.

Lucario: I'm getting tired of claiming my innocence.

Mewtwo: Then let me end your suffering.

Mewtwo: The aura fighter.

Lucario: I can still sense your aura.

Mewtwo: It is no substitute for psychic powers.

Mewtwo: You think you can take me?

Marth: Or die trying.

Mewtwo: お前はもう死んでいる

Mewtwo: What the heck are you, even...?

Mr. Game & Watch: (clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)

Mewtwo: Roses are red...?

Palutena: And, violets are blue.

Mewtwo: お前はもう死んでいる

Mewtwo: So you are capable of psychic powers as well?

Robin (F): Ehhh, a little bit. I prefer magic.

Mewtwo: You naïve child.

Mewtwo: Can you see this coming?

Shulk: See what coming?

Mewtwo: Exactly.

Mewtwo: The baby dino.

Yoshi: Myutoo will go bum! Egg taste good!

Mewtwo: This won't be pleasant.

Mewtwo: Ready for round two?

Yoshi: Always! Wound thwee, wound four... I so excited!

Mewtwo: What does Mario see in you...?

Mewtwo: Such a big head.

Yoshi: All better to swam wiv! Yoshi wuv Noggin Dunk!

Mewtwo: That was... unusually intelligent.

Min Min

Min Min: Ready for a real workout?

Wii Fit Trainer (F): I do wonder if your springy arms actually make your workout easier.

Min Min: This is about you.

Mr. Game & Watch

Mr. Game & Watch: (moves along a row of LCD frames until reaching the foreground, but drops his weapons so he picks them up)

Lucina: I have to fight a piece of paper...?

Mr. Game & Watch: (moves along a row of LCD frames until reaching the foreground, but drops his weapons so he picks them up)

Mario: I will send you to rest again, "dad"!

Mr. Game & Watch: (moves along a row of LCD frames until reaching the foreground, but drops his weapons so he picks them up)

Meta Knight: You're not ready.

Mr. Game & Watch: (moves along a row of LCD frames until reaching the foreground, but drops his weapons so he picks them up)

Mewtwo: Your bucket will not avail you!/I will not be hammered to oblivion!

Mr. Game & Watch: (moves along a row of LCD frames until reaching the foreground, but drops his weapons so he picks them up)

Palutena: I'll take the challenge gladly.

Ness

Ness: PK Fire!

Bayonetta: Keep your fire away from me, child.

Ness: Burn the witch!

Ness: Huh! Another PSI user!

Mewtwo: I don't know what that even means.

Ness: Talk about oblivious...

Ness: Giygas? You're still alive?!

Mewtwo: ...Who is this "Giygas" you speak of? My name is Mewtwo!

Ness: Ninten told me all about your past! Let's see if you can grasp the true form of my attacks!

Palutena

Palutena: You know, reckless witches get stitches.

Bayonetta: Enough talk goddess. Don't mess with a witch.

Palutena: Oh, it's much more than simply messing with you!

Palutena: You the one killing all my Centurions?

Bayonetta: I hunt for sport.

Palutena: I'll end this before it gets any worse...

Palutena: Cloud Strife...

Cloud: You would fight me, supposed goddess?

Palutena: And put an end to your streak of dominance!

Palutena: Dark Pit.

Dark Pit: You do know what I'm doing to your party?

Palutena: Here, have some of the leftovers!

Palutena: Lucina...

Lucina: This is for my father!

Palutena: Pity he's not here to protect you!

Palutena: I don't see any reason why people like you.

Lucina: Well, people like you if only because of two good reasons.

Palutena: You... did not... just say that...

Palutena: Luigi!

Luigi: Forgive me for this, pretty!

Palutena: I forgive you because your brother would not have said that.

Palutena: Cappy's not with you. You can't possess me.

Mario: Your body is too weak to be possesed by him anyways.

Palutena: Or maybe you don't want to get used to it, like the Chaos Kin!

Palutena: The 2-D being.

Mr. Game & Watch: (clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)

Palutena 1: Not the Mirror of Truth again!

Palutena 2: Girl, and I was just the first one to rise!

Palutena 1: I'll end this before it gets any worse...

Palutena: I can't believe I'm meeting Princess Toadstool!

Peach: Starstruck, are we?

Palutena: It would never last.

Palutena: Unfortunately, it all comes down to this...

Pit: ...yeah. Well, may the best win.

Palutena: I promise we will divide the prize, though!/Good luck, Pit. You're gonna need it!

Palutena: I actually don't wish to fight you.

Rosalina: Me neither, a lot less than you.

Palutena: One of us will have to endure the following humilliation...

Palutena: Yoshi.

Yoshi: Goddess boss want spawwing match?

Palutena: I'll take the challenge gladly.

Peach

Peach: Scum...

Bowser: No Mario in sight, gorgeous.

Peach: Your face won't be in a minute!

Peach: Echo, Echo, Echo.

Daisy: You. Are. Going. DOWN!

Peach: A likely story.

Peach: Alright, Diddy, no monkeying around!

Diddy Kong: Roo-Hee! (Never!)

Peach: I can't understand you, but I'm guessing that's a no.

Peach: My favourite Mario Brother.

Luigi: I bet you tell Mario the same thing.

Peach: With him, I mean it.

Peach: My favourite Mario Brother.

Mario: I bet you tell Luigi the same thing.

Peach: You're right, I take it back.

Peach: Mario.

Mario: Is it right for me to hit a lady?

Peach: Doesn't matter, you'll still lose.

Peach: Just enjoy yourself.

Mario: After I've come all this way?

Peach: Your win is in another castle.

Peach: Scum...

Wario: Aw, I'm not half bad!

Peach: No, you're more like rotten to the core.

Peach: You really need a better diet.

Yoshi: Pwincess veggies no tasty!

Peach: Yeah, they make more broken bones than strong ones, don't they?/I won't take no for an answer.

Pokémon Trainer

Male Trainer

Trainer: You the Lucario that saved the Tree of Beginning?

Lucario: He's dead. That Lucario was my ancestor...

Trainer: (brandishing a Poké Ball) So sad to be alone in the world...

Trainer: You and Team Rocket have to be stopped.

Mewtwo: I share no love for Team Rocket.

Trainer: (brandishing a Poké Ball) Prove it.

Trainer: Are you a new type of Ekans?

Snake: What’s an Ekans?

Trainer: And how can you talk? You most be a rare Pokémon.

Female Trainer

Trainer: Wow! What kind of Pokémon are you? Can you talk?

Banjo: Uh, we're two people.

Kazooie: You're not in your homeworld, anymore, kid! Not everything is a "Pokeemon" around here!

Trainer: Oh well, that's a shame. Go get 'em, Charizard!

Robin

Male Robin

Robin: Corrin. Is that your real name?

Male Corrin: It's as real as yours.

Robin: You mean like your dragon form?

Robin: I'm sorry if I hurt you, Lucina.

Lucina: Obviously not enough to stop doing it.

Robin: It's called sparring.

Female Robin

Robin: Your popularity just stems from your body.

Bayonetta: Unlike you. You wish you had one like me-

Robin: Stop it! You're making me blush!

Robin: How can you protect Chrom if you can't protect yourself?

Lucina: I shall prove you wrong...

Robin: Go on! I'll be waiting.

Robin: How can you protect Chrom if you can't protect yourself?

Lucina: I am getting SO tired of hearing that./If I had a nickel for every time I heard that.

Robin: Maybe if you sucked less...

Robin: I challenge you, goddess!

Palutena: Don't you think you overrisk?

Robin: A good tactician has nothing to fear.

Rosalina & Luma

Rosalina: Prepare yourself.

Ike: Hey, that's my phrase.

Rosalina: Oh, okay. "Get ready to rumble"!

Rosalina: Prepare yourself.

Little Mac: What can that oversized marshmallow do to me?

Rosalina: Do not underestimate a Luma's power.

Rosalina: Here we are again...

Palutena: Why must we fight again?

Rosalina: Apparently, fate is cruel and demands it.

Roy

Roy: I got my own Echo Fighter! Now let's hear the others try to call me derivative!

Chrom: Well, since it's what you wanted, here: You're derivative!

Roy: Right. Because you have SO much room to talk.

Roy: My flames...

Cloud: Versus my Mako...

Roy: Let us begin!

Roy: My blood is boiling hot right now!

Lucina: That's a secondary effect of your inferiority complex.

Roy: Yes, and your family and ancestors are guilty of it!

Roy: We were like brothers way back when...

Marth: Much has changed since then.

Roy: Yes. What a pity.

Ryu

Ryu: Bay, Onetta?

Bayonetta: Bayonetta for you, plank!

Ryu: I intended this to just be training, but...

Ryu: Bay, Onetta?

Bayonetta: I feel like a frigging celebrity in this town.

Ryu: Yeah, we love you so much, we wanna knock you out.

Ryu: Are you the swordsman guy that makes people holler?

Cloud: I will show no mercy...

Ryu: Well, that must be a yes!

Ryu: That's a fine looking dress there.

Daisy: Thanks. Yours is amazing too.

Ryu: Oh, it's on, now.

Ryu: Blanka?

Ganondorf: I'm GANONDORF, fool!

Ryu: So many lookalikes in this game.

Ryu: Don't be holding back now.

Ken: Just like old times, right Ryu?

Ryu: Just like old times!

Ryu: Is it that time again?

Ken: Yep! Time for another sparring match!

Ryu: Let's see who wins this time.

Ryu: You're a lot like Dudley.

Little Mac: And you are a lot like Piston Hondo.

Ryu: Let our fighting styles clash.

Ryu: Anubis?

Lucario: It's Lucario, fool.

Ryu: Lucari-oh no, more like.

Ryu: Who are you?

Mr. Game & Watch: (clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)

Ryu: The goddess.

Palutena: Looking for some sparring?

Ryu: N-nice timing to read my mind...

Ryu: I don't want to fight a lady...

Peach: So no catfight then?

Ryu: Never mind. Let's do this.

Ryu: Can we just do this without any more jokes, please?

Pit: Sure you can!

Ryu: It never stops...

Ryu 1: Ken, is that you? This isn't funny.

Ryu 2: Wait, I'M Ryu. I thought YOU were Ken.

Ryu 1: Great, not the mirror match nonsense again.

Ryu: Vega...?

Sheik: I'm Sheik...

Ryu: You ninjas are all alike.

Ryu: Akuma, is that you?

Yoshi: Noou! Me is Yoshi!

Ryu: I swear I just saw you act like him.

Ryu: What the devil are you?

Yoshi: Me is Yoshi! Me dynosawr!

Ryu: I thought this was Smash, not Jurassic Park.

Samus

Samus: There's a bounty on your head, hunter.

Captain Falcon: A girl will be claiming it?

Samus: Even for you, that was low./I am no mere girl.

Samus: You face a superhuman.

Lucario: My aura is better than any superpower!

Samus: Nothing more dangerous than a jackal with fireworks.

Sephiroth

Sephiroth: Back so soon?

Cloud: This is for Aerith.

Sephiroth: Aw, don't worry, you'll be with her again soon.

Shulk

Shulk: Bowser...

Bowser: Trying to sneak up on me again?

Shulk: You're too noisy to hear anything else.

Shulk: You call that a knife?

Dark Pit: I don't call your red thing one./You're not an Australian, don't try it.

Shulk: Spoilsport!

Shulk: Are you a robot?

Wii Fit Trainer (M): I am one of the most effective personal trainers in the world.

Shulk: Didn't really answer my question...

Simon

Simon: Can you hear the wolves howl?

Wolf: Your idiocy makes me howl in laughter.

Simon: You will howl in pain very soon.

Snake

Snake: You must be Bayonetta.

Bayonetta: Shall we rumble, pretty boy?

Snake: With pleasure.

Snake: What is that mechanical monstrosity?

Bowser Jr.: Don't insult my Clown Car!

Snake: Ugh, clowns. At least it's not a Metal Gear.

Snake: A fellow soldier...

Cloud: One that you cannot beat.

Snake: We'll see about that.

Snake: So you're that dragon kid, huh?

Corrin (M): Don't underestimate me because of my age./Who are you calling a 'kid'?

Snake: Eh, I'd give you a 7.8 out of 10, too much water.

Snake: Careful. I skipped breakfast, and I hear alligator tastes pretty good.

King K. Rool: I am a Kremling, fool!

Snake: Ehh, close enough.

Snake: You must be Mewtwo, the psychic?

Mewtwo: Your puny weapons cannot harm me.

Snake: Ugh, you're worse than Psycho Mantis.

Snake: An army drill sergeant would hopefully be able to whip you into shape.

Pit: Hey! For the record, I'm the general of a whole army!

Snake: Then your soldiers are probably ordered terribly. I have a strange feeling I should call you angelface...

Snake: Are you the one they call Red?

Pokémon Trainer (M): That's right. You here to challenge my Pokémon?

Snake: Well, I'm not here for leadership lessons.

Sonic

Sonic: Grandma.

Bayonetta: How DARE you! I may be old, but I look as young as the-

Sonic: (interrupting) Stop your moaning, start your shooting. Let's do this.

Sonic: You're too slow!

Bowser: I have no need for speed.

Sonic: You at least need a little bit to hit me!

Sonic: Aren't you slower than normal in that getup?

Dr. Mario: But I can hit harder!

Sonic: But you're slower.

Sonic: Talk about big and scary.

Ganondorf: I will crush you with the Triforce of Power!

Sonic: Yeah, if you can catch me first.

Sonic: Think fast!

Mewtwo: I always think fast, for I am a Psychic-type Pokémon.

Sonic: You certainly don't speak fast.

Sonic: Shall we race, beautiful?

Palutena: At least give me some advantage!

Sonic: No need to. Just swap to "light mode".

Wario

Wario 1: Wa!

Wario 2: Wa!

Wario 1: Wa!

Wii Fit Trainer

Male

Wii Fit Trainer: You really need some exercise.

Wario: Blow it out your ears.

Wii Fit Trainer: Drop and give me 20.

Wii Fit Trainer (M): This should be interesting.

Wii Fit Trainer (F): Is this a contest on who's the most flexible?

Wii Fit Trainer (M): More like who's more muscular.

Female

Wii Fit Trainer: You have nice dance moves.

Bayonetta: You here to test me?

Wii Fit Trainer: We both know you can't bend as well as me.

Wolf

Wolf: A woman with guns?

Bayonetta: Impressive, aren't they?

Wolf: Mine's bigger than yours.

Wolf: Can't let you do that, Star Fox!

Fox: Just what I need to see. Star Wolf./Come on, it's 2018, not 1997.

Wolf: The fans always expect us to say these lines!

Yoshi

Yoshi: Bowser big meanie!

Bowser: What have I to fear from a baby reptile?

Yoshi: Yoshi no baby! Meanie Bowser gonna pay!

Yoshi: Baby Bowser?

Bowser Jr.: I'm not a baby, you stinking lizard!/Said the 'widdle' dino who talks like a baby.

Yoshi: You weally mean like Bowser!

Yoshi: Why Cwoud no fwuffy?

Cloud: I’m basically death from above.

Yoshi: Dis one go back to sky!

Yoshi: Yoshi no wike you!

Cloud: Do you see me care?

Yoshi: Yoshi see you with stawws in your eyes!

Yoshi: You so scawy...

Ganondorf: You are right to fear me.

Yoshi: Yoshi no afwaid! Make scawy monster go bye-bye!

Yoshi: You funny wooking with your tongue out!

Greninja: (produces two tiny fountains from his hands, flicking his tongue) Ja!

Yoshi: You going to fuud mee again!

Luigi: No, no, and totally NO!

Yoshi: Yoshi eat u again noww!

Yoshi: Mama Luigi! We get to pway now!

Luigi: You need to stop calling me that.

Yoshi: (giggles) Okay, mama! Let's pway!

Yoshi: Yoshi no hold back!

Mario: After you've helped me all these years?

Yoshi: Yoshi want to wide you dis time!

Yoshi: Ooh, you so fast!

Sonic: You want to play, little guy?

Yoshi: Okay, we pway tag! You it!

Yoshi 1: You Yoshi's wittle bwother?

Yoshi 2: Who you cawwing wittle!? You mean!

Yoshi 1: Wittle bwother mean for cawwing Yoshi mean! (raspberries)