User:Pokémonultimate/Past Rants

Jan.3, 2012
haven't had access to interwebz in a while, but i'm-a back! Anyway, I'm pissed at nin10do for a very good and obvious reason:' L and R buttons on the 3DS STILL BREAK EASY. SRSLY NINTENDO?!?!? YOU'D THINK THAT AFTER ALL THE HATEMAIL AND REPAIRS ON EVERY PORTABLE SINCE THE GBA-SP, NINTENDO WOULD THINK JUST FOR A MOMENT THAT THEY SHOULD USE A DIFFERENT TYPE OF BUTTON THAT ACTUALLY WORKS!! EVERY TIME I WANT TO PLAY STARFOX, ZELDA, MARIOKART, OR 4SWORDS I HAVE TO BLOW IN MY BUTTONS UNTIL I GET LIGHTHEADED EVERY 2 MINUTES TO GET ANY RESPONSE FROM THEM, AND EVEN THEN, THEY BARELY WORK! IS A FEW EXTRA DOLLARS FROM REPAIRS REALLY WORTH LOSING SO MANY FANS?!?!?! '

Dec.22, 2011
'i HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE PIKACHU! here's 5 reasons why:'

5. he's electric type, which beats my favorite pokémon, Vaporeon.

4. he spawned a rip-off of himself in each new generation (Marill, Plusle&Minun, Pachirisu, Emolga), and they are all useless and annoying

3. in Pokémon yellow, he was your starter, but he REFUSED TO EVOLVE, making him completely useless, but you feel like you have to always use your starter no matter what, so you're stuck with him

2. He's the main character in the anime, which killed pokémon's reputation and made it a kid's game

1. 'THUNDER IN SSBB SERIES. Need i say more?' okay i will; it has a GIGANTIC hitbox with HUGE knockback and MASSIVE damage, and is the SOLE reason i had to pick and learn a counter apart from ToonLink just to deal with this annoying yellow ASHhole! A big part of my TL game involves raining bombs and spamming dairs from above to rack damage. Thunder makes that useless. and my counter (based on personal testing, not matchup charts) is ice climbers. NANA! Y U NO STAY WITH POPO? Seriously, every time i need to recover, OH LOOK! Nana is on the OTHER SIDE OF THE F@&%ING SCREEN!!!!!!! i hate my life...

Dec.21, 2011
''OKAY. AVENGINGBANDIT. OMEGA TYRANT. HAVOC REAPER. PYRO-MEGA. WHICH ONE OF YOU CURSED ME WITH SUCKING!?!?!?!?!? SINCE OUR ONLINE MACHES, I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO BEAT A SINGLE LEVEL 9, AND IT IS MAKING ME WANT TO THROW MY CONTROLLER THROUGH THE SUPER-EXPENSIVE 55" HD FLATSCREEN TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''

Dec.19, 2011
''GOD!!! It's almost Xmas and I can't take it anymore!!! MK7, OOT3D, Skyward Sword, and $200 are all sitting under the tree, waiting to be played/used to buy melee. The anticipation is KILLING ME!!!''