User:Yellow/Starban (SSBD)


 * Starban descends to Brawl 4.5!

Super Tricky Athletic Radical Boy And Nose, commonly abbreviated as Starban (, Starban), is a character in Brawl 4.5. He joins the brawl as a downloadable character, but one must fulfill the conditions necessary to allow the game to download him first. The unlocking conditions are so absurd carefully thought out and hidden that players will have hours of agonizing pain and discomfort fun trying to unlock him.

How To Unlock

 * Pray to the Ultraverse gods so that they may bless your copy of Brawl 4.5 with Starban's grace
 * Convert to the ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ religion, then go on a pilgramage[sic] to ヽ༽༼ຈلຈ to see the holy text at the Goyball sports store
 * Play -1 VS. matches

Attributes
Starban is one of the most potent fighters in Brawl 4.5. I mean, every April Fool's, there's always at least one person complaining about how OP he is, so he has to be good.

Moveset
Oh yeah, and he has 255 jumps. Blame FirstaLasto.