User:Air Conditioner/Rules of SmashWiki IRC

This is the rules of #sw, or what they should be, anyway. Feel free to add more if you wish, but tell me what it is on IRC first.


 * 1) Toomai is to be referred to as "THE BOSS."
 * 2) Pangan is to be referred to as "The Boss."
 * 3) RD is to be referred to as "The boss."
 * 4) Emmett may be referred to as "The Sexy," unless you feel uncomfortable calling him that.
 * 5) If you break Rule No. 3, Shwido will hate you for life.
 * 6) Shwido will attempt to f███ anyone in the chatroom. No exceptions.
 * 7) BACON > HAPPINESS. Unless your name is Solar_Dragon.
 * 8) Never, under any circumstances, use the ignore tool.
 * 9) If you plan to become a regular, expect kicks. Lots of them.
 * 10) Captain_Falcon is high 24/7 and does not make sense.
 * 11) You either think Bandit is awesome or you think that he's horrible. There is no middle ground.
 * 12) Do not use sarcasm around LightningBlue.
 * 13) ChanServ's word is final.
 * 14) Please don't use !users often. Try /cs #sw users instead.
 * 15) All regulars must have an AFK name.
 * 16) GET A CLIENT. STOP USING MIBBIT.
 * 17) Do not hate on any SSB game on #sw. It's a channel about SSB, after all.
 * 18) Do not hate on Pokémon around ANYBODY or suffer the consequences.
 * 19) It is nearly impossible to beat OT in a Brawl, unless your name is Shwido.
 * 20) It is nearly impossible to beat Toomai in Mario Kart 7, unless your name is Shwido.
 * 21) If one types TOAST, and Toast replies with a random word, prior user must succeed this with "hi". See SW:RWS for more information.
 * 22) Do not call a musical composition or track a "song", unless it truly is a song. True Definition
 * 23) Do not use your Asperger's, autism, ADHD, etc. as an excuse.
 * 24) All kicks are joke kicks. No exceptions.
 * 25) Bans are SRS BZNS.
 * 26) Do not question RDemon's music collection.
 * 27) Solar_Dragon is a dragon IRL.
 * 28) Do not be a grammar nazi, unless you want to annoy everyone.
 * 29) Do not say that other people have no life, or suffer the consequences, unless they really have no life.
 * 30) Dots's power level is 1006. Wait, I'm holding the scouter upside down.
 * 31) Do not mention terrorist jokes or remarks.
 * 32) Stay on the admins' nice side.
 * 33) DO NOT QUESTION THE MIGHTY PENGUIN OF DEATH
 * 34) DO NOT QUESTION THE MIGHTY PENGUIN OF DEATH