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I think it means Shitty Ass Test or something. But whatever it is, the SAT is fucking bad. The Hadouken is an awesome move. If you're Mega Man X or StarCraft, you can even one hit kill things with it. This is the shit. Even though I will be finally old enough to vote, can I pass my chance? Maybe, Maybe not, Maybe so. Maybe you don't need the tier list. Yes you would. I like the word "Chillindude". Sparks fly when your having fun. If your really eager to show that you can play something at a really high skill that you think will be impressive to other, back up some actual proof so that it can be seen as true and people will be willing to believe you. Half-Life 3 will never release unless Bethesda gets ownership of the Half-Life series. Hope that never happens. Aaugh! There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone. It is said that science fiction and fantasy are two different things. Science fiction is the improbable made possible, and fantasy is the impossible made probable. The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs, and explosions, and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices, to be found only in the minds of men. Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. It’s a magical world, Hobbes, ol’ buddy…Let’s go exploring! Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. How come we play war and not peace? I'll be the fearless American defender of liberty and democracy... and you can be the loathsome godless communist oppressor. We're at war, so if you get hit with a dart, you're dead and the other side wins, OK? You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are even worse! Calvin: This is so cool! Hobbes: This is so stupid. And his name is John Cena! It sucks-- This user is annoyed with the trend of mentioning OoT in userboxes Toomai: respect him or else Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far... is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that, and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to happen. Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker. Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs... No fucking shit, lady. Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza? Welcome to the party, pal. What were they thinking?! Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! Look at this! It's a fucking mess! And what a perfect visual analogy. Sega invented the 32X to increase the life span of the Genesis. And that's exactly what the friggin' thing looks like: It's on life support! But, in conclusion, all I can say is that, other than being the total epitome of evil, Super Mario Bros. 3, it's a good game. So good it's a sin. How I can be frozen with a character that's called Iceman? I guess you can say Capcom made the best number 2's. You called down the thunder...  ...now reap the whirlwind! Nuclear launch detected. Oh yeeaaahh... You wanna piece of me, boy? Battlecruiser operational. My life for Aiur! You must construct additional Pylons. You'll regret that. You don't seem to realize my situation here. I will not be stoped. Not by you, or the Confederates, or the Protoss, or anyone. I will rule this sector or see it burnt to ashes around me! Then you shall, bold human. You shall. My Name is Duran, DURAN! I don't think so, Admiral. You see, at this point, I'm pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. And not all of your little soldiers or space ships will stand in my way again. My ship has taken terrible, terrible damage! Doots! Hi dots TAKE OUT YOUR WALLET AND GO BUY THIS GAME NOW THAT IS MAHOGANY!! I got a friend named Tnaryt Agemo who says he can whoop your ass with Kirby. And he wagers $10 too! What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you! It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this! It’s a secret to everybody. Dodongo dislikes smoke. Pay me for the door repair charge. Boy, this is really expensive! Hrrit!/HEYA!/HUP! Can Hyrule's destiny depend on such a lazy boy? Pathetic little fool! Do you realize who you're dealing with? I am Ganondorf and soon I will rule the world! YOU... CURSE YOU, ZELDA... CURSE YOU, SAGES... CURSE YOU, Link! Someday when this seal is broken, that is when I will exterminate your descendants. As long as the Triforce of Power is in my hand... If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day, you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard you will not like me, but the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here, I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that? Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end. Where on earth did Toomai come from …Erm, what is his name again? ! Now is not the time to use that! ! I'm disappointed! I came when I heard you beat the Elite Four! But, when I got here, you had already lost! Technology is incredible! You can now store and recall items and Pokemon as data via PC! Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear! You know what this means? I'll tell you! I am the most powerful trainer in the world! It’s like my Rattata is in the top percentage of rattatas. Now tell me. Are you a boy? Or are you a girl? I defeated U! War. War never changes. There is a bad place where the bad mutants come from. It is bad. Vault is good. Please, go destroy bad place. So what shall it be. Do you join the unity? Or do you die here? Join! Die! Join! Die! You think you can destroy me?! Destroy! Me? If I like you, you can call me Sarge. But guess what? I DON'T LIKE YOU!! DO YOU UNDERSTAAAND?!! Tunnel Snakes Rule! Mew is a clone of Mew. You fail it! Your skill is not good enough, see you next time, bye-bye! I got a rock. Game over, man, the end. Yahoo! Hadouken! Here comes a new challenger! Tiger! Go home and be a family man! HAHOOHAHAHAHOOHAHOOHAHAHOOHAHA­HOOHAHOOHAHOOHAHAHOOHAHAHOOHAH­AHA HAPPY! FEET! WOMBO COMBO! poor Zhu... THAT AIN'T FALCO! [overreacting screaming]. Hoo-hah! Super Fighting Robot. Mega Man! Fire in the hole! The bomb has been planted. (Counter) Terrorists wins. It's time to choose... Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties? Oh my God, we're doomed! Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and... shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and... smell the ashes... Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you... if and when your time comes round again. And if you see Dr. Breen, tell him I said, "Fuck you!" When the singularity collapses, I will be far away from here. In another universe, as a matter of fact! You on the other hand, will be destroyed in every way it is possible to be destroyed, and even in some which are essentially impossible! Heavy Machine Gun!/Rocket Launcher!/Flame shot!/Shotgun! This is my taunt! Haha, get it? ...Ouch! Dipshit... Oppan Gangnum Style. He may be a son of a bitch, but he's our son of a bitch. Hey everybody it's Chuggaaconroy! Amazing! There were some in the castle that I missed??!! Their number is negligible and they are stupid. It's Over 9000! It's Over 8000! Eugh, it's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up. You are dead! Not big surprise! It cost 400 thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds! I was told we would be fighting men! POW! HAHA! If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting then you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it, so that no living person could best him in the ring of honor! If I were an bad demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?! Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to? They should call you whiners Dr. NOOOOO! Do a Barrel Roll! Can't let you do that! Star Fox! If I go down I'm taking you with me! I like trains. You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas' attack. See you in... hell! Say, "fuzzy pickles!" We're shy. A meteorite has landed, the Sharks are running wild in town, you kids are wandering around, and, I'm hungry...I hate my job! Ha ha ha. You've fought the strongest master of this hole, the second strongest master of this hole, the fourth strongest master of this hole, and the weakest master of this hole! I'm truly the third strongest master of this hole. Now you see the true advantage of being third! You found an insignificant item. Ness took it. Hello... and goodbye! Thank you for taking the time to read this sign. This sign loves you. The Frightbot told a story so scary you'll never go to the bathroom at night again. Everyday I'm Shufflin' RBY Mewtwo is the single most powerful Pokemon in any generation. Nope. Nothing can fully counter a Mewtwo; some can make it think twice, though. The reason why you are using Unown is unknown. If none of the above works, you could try poetry. My sister [Melinda Ding] is being a bully. Secret Area. You crazy Rocket Jumper! Yes I'm still alive! I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT! Hey, look, buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! I want to be, the very best, like no one ever was! To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause! Surrender now or prepare to fight! Meowth! That's right! Pi-Pikachu! We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of what's different... well, who knows. The human sacrificed himself, to save the Pokemon. I pitted them against each other, but not until they set aside their differences did I see the true power they all share deep inside. I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. Humans may have created me, but they will never enslave me! This cannot be my destiny! You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best! So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way! I'll be back! Come with me if you want to live. You're terminated, fucker. The machines rose from the ashes of the nuclear fire. Their war to exterminate mankind had raged for decades, but the final battle would not be fought in the future. It would be fought here, in our present. Tonight... This is bullshit. LAURELS IN YOUR SOUP ENCHANCES ITS AROMA DO NOT LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR OR YOU WILL DIE GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD. DUCK TO LIVE LONGER YOU NOW PROSSESS DRACULA'S RIB LETS LIVE HERE TOGETHER What a horrible night to have a curse. You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. People haven't always been there for me but music always has. All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.. On January 24th, Apple Computer will introduce Macintosh. And you'll see why 1984 won't be like 1984. I love the Power Glove. It's so bad. Eat my shorts. No dad, what about you? Fuck you. This man has no dick. If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit. Ronald Reagan? The actor? Then who's vice president? Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady! And Jack Benny is secretary of the treasury. I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it. Damn! Where is that kid? [pause] Damn! [pause] Damn! Damn! Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out, that he'd melt my brain. 1.21 gigawatts! 1.21 gigawatts. Great Scott! I find your lack of faith, disturbing. No, I am your father. Size matters not, ... Look at me. Judge me by size, do you? The name's Bond. James Bond. Shaken, not stirred. No, I’m just looking. You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees. How does it feel old man? The first one won't kill you; not the second, not even the third... not till you crawl over here and you kiss my foot! There's a saying in England: Where there's smoke, there's fire. Shocking. Positively shocking. Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond. I expect you to die! Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond, it may be your last. Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean. He's fired rockets at the Moon, split the atom, achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor... except crime! Blofeld: James Bond, allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong. Bond: Yes, this is my second life. Yes. Give him his cigarettes. It won't be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bond. This never happened to the other fellow. It's all right. It's quite all right, really. She's having a rest. We'll be going on soon. There's no hurry, you see. We have all the time in the world. Then, when this mission is over, I will kill you. Not socially. His name's Jaws, he kills people. Whoever she was, I must have scared the living daylights out of her. Something we're making for the Americans. It's called a "Ghetto Blaster". I guess it's, uh... a farewell to arms. You think I'm stupid! HUH! You rip me off then use my own money to PAY someone to KILL ME? You want it so bad? Then TAKE IT! Do you destroy every vehicle you get into? Oh, stop it, both of you! Stop it! You're like boys with toys! Yes! I am invincible! She always did enjoy a good squeeze. Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls! We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spam a lot. Bring out yer dead! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king? We are the knights who say, Ni! Hey I know! I'll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan! What do you mean? An African or European swallow? No, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place. Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! [Tekirai] I'M GONNA THROW YOU IN A CHEMICAL FIRE SO FAST EVEN NARUTO WON'T BELIEVE IT anyway, toomai does it, as he simply does it best "The Angels Angels of Anaheim!" Stupid name You said "Hello" in front of a guy's house and he opened the door and shot you? *HAMMER* X person does not have tech skill because he/she is Nintendo. This passage selects Nightmare skill! The Dopefish lives! Are you gonna quit this game just like everything else? Why did you quit from the registered version of QUAKE? Did the scary monsters frighten you? Or did Mr. Sandman tug at your little lids? No matter! What is important is you love our game, and gave us your money. Congratulations, you are probably not a thief. Thank you. Are you sure? This skill level isn't even remotely fair. I wouldn't leave if I were you. DOS is much worse. This is no message! Page intentionally left blank. (Nightmare) This is so bad that the entry is hidden, so people won't wander in by accident. If you find it, don't say we didn't warn you. Grenade Launcher: Thumps neat exploding bombs into the air. You can even bounce a grenade off the wall or floor. When a grenade hits someone, it explodes. If it misses, the bomb sits on the floor for a moment, then explodes. Even though I sometimes bounce grenades into myself, this gun's still my favorite. Rocket Launcher: For when a grenade positively, absolutely, has to be there on time. Thunderbolt: Try it. You'll like it. Use the same technique as watering your rosebush. Can I play, Daddy? I am Death incarnate! Mein leben! Guten tag! Die, Allied schweinehund! Eva...auf wiedersehen... While I was gone, they set the world on fire. It wasn't a war anymore; it was a remaking. Some losses are inevitable. Some... unthinkable. Now they've built a new world. Armies of steel and thunder. They're rewriting history. But they forgot about me. You call me Deathshead, I don't like it. I'm a happy man, you see? Okay, okay. So you put a Nazi on the Moon. Fuck you, Moon. I'm comin' for you, you Nazi fuckin' space man. Stupid way to die. We wait for you here. Kill everyone! Sweet, sweet candy. Quad Damage! M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!!!...Kill!!...Kill! Congratulations, you're the winner! The world... Where to strike? Where shall the world most keenly feel the blade of GDI treachery? You have done much to aid the Brotherhood towards this final victory. The choice my friend, is yours. It was a pleasure to burn. After all, when we had all the books we needed, we still insisted on finding the highest cliff to jump off. But we do need knowledge. And perhaps in a thousand years we might pick smaller cliffs to jump off. You're afraid of making mistakes. Don't be. Mistakes can be profited by. Man, when I was young I shoved my ignorance in people's faces. They beat me with sticks. By the time I was forty my blunt instrument had been honed to a fine cutting point for me. If you hide your ignorance, no one will hit you and you'll never learn. Are you better off now than you were four years ago? There you go again. The nine most terrifying words in the English language are "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help." Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. Read my lips: no new taxes. I do not like broccoli, and I haven't liked it since I was a little kid, and my mother made me eat it. And I'm the President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli! Time to get serious! It's not over yet! No, this isn't happening. There's no reason for me to go on. WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR?! I...AM...MORE...THAT...A..ROBOT! DIE WILY! JUMP 'N SHOOT MAN! Fight, Mega Man! For everlasting peace! Wii may at be abew to lokay anudda enewgy emission fwom da wadaw woom! When we fine dat metea, we'ww fine Dogta Wahwee! Like a virgin, hey! Touched for the very first time. Like a virgin. With your heartbeat. Next to mine. 'Cause we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. You know that we are living in a material world and I am a material girl. Will you stand above me? Look my way, never love me. Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling down, down, down. I say, we can go where we want to, A place where they will never find. And we can act like we come from out of this world. Leave the real one far behind, And we can dance. D'you come from a land from down under? J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say? Take on me, (take on me), Take me on, (take on me), I'll be gone, in a day or twoooooooooooo! In touch with the ground. I'm on the hunt, I'm after you. Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd. And I'm hungry like the wolf. Straddle the line in discord and rhyme. I'm on the hunt, I'm after you. Mouth is alive, with juices like wine. And I'm hungry like the wolf! Talk is cheap! It's dangerous to go alone. Take Nep! Oh no, Compa! She's being *censored* and *censored*! Man, Lectures are the worst. Nope, you can't be more popular than me. I mean, I'm the main character of this franchise and stuff. Those fools claimed my human form was too short to ride an attraction. This caused me to become angry. Nep Jr., did you osmose away my popularity? My name's still part of the game's title, so, uh... Yup, I'm the main character with amnesia, a rare setting these days. I'm apparently an amnesiac, so I need you to explain stuff to me in a manner convenient for the players to understand! Umm, well, it's primetime TV, so maybe showing Sadie off to the world isn't wise... It could scar the kiddies for life, and we'll get complains from the PTA or MPAA or whatever. (Noire Logic) Plutia HDD -> we win -> Planeptune citizens see Sadie -> freak -> Lastation wins! Glad you asked. By worrying about her lack of personality, Nepgear acquired a "Learning Ability." Depending on the situation she finds herself in, she may learn various other unhelpful things. That is to say, these don’t affect the game in any way. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're not. Our comedy's stupid?! Meanie! We were all throwing away our shame and pride to get a guffaw! Without even realizing it, you had appointed one of the Seven Sages as your right-hand man. Aw, really? Can't we like, mash through the boring stuff with the X button? I'm not very good at mashing. I prefer the skip function, so let's press the square button! B-But in the previous game, I managed to pull it off as the main character just fine! If you don't start playing nice, I might get angryyy... So I thought, if I act nice before I act mean, she'd cry even harder and then it'd be even more super cuter...! Yay! I picked a thingy up! Like a bitch in heat... Control your more primal urges, you dog. Who are you calling "socially inept?! Of course I have friends! I have, like, SO MANY! R-Really!  YOU WILL LISTEN TO MY PLOT-ADVANCING LECTURE, GOT IT?  As soon as we're done here, this guy's fired.  Wow, you have 'Nep' in your name, too?! Crazy! This Nep can't help but feel some sort of sentimental fate at play here!  Ooh. Hey, would it be okay if I touched your chest? It's so big, I'm kinda curious.  W-What is this food?! it's beyond disgusting! In fact, I'd say it's borderline dangerous!  Honestly, I think my sister is really hot waifu material.  Players! Mash the cancel button! Stop her evolution! Please!  NO!! Pull yourself together! No fair, Vert! Don't you use those two flesh pillows to tempt my sister!  Ugh! Debug your games properly, Idea Factory International!  Tangerines kick ass. I heard your face will turn yellow if you eat too many. Think it's true?  Found you, you little shits. I won't let any of you selfish, icy bitches take the title of True Goddess! What you are experiencing is something known as DBZ Syndrome. It's only been three days without sleep. A true gamer can last a week. You really should learn to delete your browsing history if you want your actions to remain a secret. I-Impossible! Whether it is one's hardware or bust size, bigger is always better, is it not? If Neptune has uncontrolled access to money, she buys every game she sees... So Histy put her on an allowance... S-So, like, you listening? I'm only going to say this once in your lifetime, so pay attention. Wow, we're even famous here! I hope they want me to scribble on thei--crap, it's Nepgear! You're terrible at listening, nyu. We win again. Hmm...I wonder what losing feels like. Did you finally notice? Everything around Nep isn't humanly possible. The Dogoos are cute, but they are bad monsters, so we can beat them up. YOU MADE HER CRY! ARE YOU SURE YOUR NAME IS SATURN? I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S ACTUALLY SATAN. WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL?! WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO MODIFY MY @%#*$ BIKE?! pythonsnake would make a great fool because of how often he jumps I sailed away to China in a little row boat to find ya, and you said you had to get your laundry cleaned. Oh-no, I got to keep on movin' Oh no, you are all thoroughly screwed. I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say. Hey, don't lose your head. They were my family too. Because, prince, like a soon-to-be broken man once said: "You're either perfect, or you're not me." Okay, you know what? That's it! I'm killing every human! Every! One! Then I'm gonna range the shit out of that park. Adult Gohan: No! This isn't where my story ends! Trunks: This is where Gohan's story ends. FIRST! Like if your watching in [insert random date regardless of what month/year it is]. I ain't afraid of no ghost! I stay up too late, got nothing in my brain. That's what people say mmm, that's what people say mm. And I'll write your name. Did I have to make mistakes, When I was Mary's prayer? Repent motherfucker! Wendy's JPVA is also Corrin in Japan...Corrin's Final Smash looks like a Water Dragon Roar...Wendy was supposed to be the Water Dragon Slayer...COINCIDENCE??????? Seagull Joe beat ZeRo at TBH5 who beat Mr. R at EVO 2015. Therefore, Seagull Joe could beat Mr. R. As such, Seagull Joe is the best player and anyone who beats Seagull Joe is also the best player. The second dumbest creature in the universe, this creature's thought patterns go "swim, swim, hungry, swim, swim, hungry." They'll eat anything alive and moving near them, though they prefer heroes. The problem is Little Mac players think Side-B off the stage is a true combo. They invited Pac-Man? That cherry-chasing dot-muncher isn't even part of the game! Remember, don't try this at home. We're what you call "experts". The sky was all purple. There were people runnin' everywhere. Hello, everybody! My name is Markiplier. Wait a minute. You expect us poor, innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church? We'll do it. But we're not doing it for art. We're not doing it for the sake of money. No! We're doing it because we love painting naked people. Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Good night, everybody! Uhmm... are you sure you don't want to see a p-sychiatrist? Yeah. But call me "Dottie" and ya die. I can have it all, now I'm dancing for my life. Okay, Mom. [Mom leaves] We're gonna build a rollercoaster! Ferb, I know what we're going to do today! Hey, where's Perry? "So you've discovered your pet is a secret agent"... I don't want your pamphlet! Aren't you a little young to be 4-stocking Mew2King? Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!! Strangers waiting. Up and down the boulevard. Their shadows searching in the night. This is quite close to insanity. And it must stop! Colonel Von Luger, it is the sworn duty of all officers to try to escape. If they cannot escape, then it is their sworn duty to cause the enemy to use an inordinate number of troops to guard them, and their sworn duty to harass the enemy to the best of their ability. Then perhaps while you are with us you will have a chance to learn some. Ten days isolation, Hilts. You're crazy. You oughta be locked up. You, too. Two hundred and fifty guys just walkin' down the road, just like that? Oh my God, they found Tom. These games are all from Pixels! Fuck this fucking game! So here's a little Fallout 4 helmet. [picks up the Skyrim helmet] This is what happens when you do crazy stunts. You end up in a coma for fourteen years. So you wake up, you say your legs feel like jelly and you're immediately where we before. Fourteen years and you're on your feet done like that. You lost all that weight. Why can't we hover like regular helicopter people? Why not let those people mow their own lawns, huh? He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich. Here we are now, entertain us! And I don't even know the time of day, I guess it doesn't matter any way. She seems to have an invisible touch yeah, she reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart. Sue Me, Dickhead! Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit? Game over, man! Game over! Well, that's great. That's just fuckin' great, man! Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now, man! What do you mean they cut the power? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals! Get away from her, you bitch! Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? You don't have to be sorry. It wasn't your fault. We'd better get back 'cause it'll be dark soon and they mostly come at night. Mostly. Keeping something handy for close encounters. my concept of what is a fruit and what is a berry is now destroyed again. avocado, beans, pea pods, corn kernels, cucumbers, grains, nuts, olives peppers, pumpkin, squash, sunflower seeds are all fruits Avocado, Tomato, Kiwi. watermelon, pumpkins, bananas, grapes, peppers, and eggplants are all considered berries So first I was being bored in a California home > @Rwars woke up and talked about his life > how delicious Sugar Land, Texas was > @Rwars music > Silly Songs with Larry > Black Knight > Safety Dance > Street Fighter II > awful Mario Bros. movie > Pokemon anime > Gen wars > Gen retrospectives > Pokemon types > Legendary Pokemon > Mega Rayquaza and then... RBY Mewtwo. :< God damn. What a day on here. BAGGAGE CLAIM AND SHOPPING IS ALL AKUMA EVER DID. I'd be so pissed off if I weren't too busy laughing my ass off about it. How much do you guys wanna bet that he'll edit war over this? It's hip to fuck bees Guys try this whenever its raining listen to cloud man theme its preety nice I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. I sleep all night and I work all day. Well, Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam; that's not got much Spam in it. We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating. It's a stone, Luigi; you didn't make it! Well, it's like they say in Brooklyn: Early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or, is it the bagel? I found myself face to face with a Fiiiiire Sumo! Good thing I found a magic balloon! I is mod. Canada's ego day is pretty chill. NOT A FAN OF YOUR STYLE YOU AIN'T STANDING YOUR GROUND GET WINS KICKING THE MAN WHILE HE'S DOWN LIKE I BEAT MANGO I'M THE FAVORITE IF HE CHOKES AS FAR AS ARMADA GOES I'LL JUST WAIT 'TILL HE'S A HOST AIN'T NO TELLING HOW FOOLISH YOU'LL BE LOOKING EVIDENCE.ZIP CAN'T CONTAIN THE ASS WHOOPIN' RIGHT AFTER WE REALIZE THE MONEY MATCH IS OVER THAT'LL BE YOUR CUE TO THROW YOUR CONTROLLER Anyways, people need to stop using "here" or "everyone" pings to ask Pokemon questions that can be easily searched lol. I know that I'm that kinda of person who doesn't like it when people say that they're bored on a server but, yeah. I'm bored. Goyball is a goy sport created by Connery. The rules are to go goy, or you will be in ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ. Ray: Oh, Peter. Will you tell me a bedtime story? Peter: Okay. Once upon a time there were four Ghostbusters who were trying to catch the Boogeyman but they couldn't because one of them wouldn't shut up and go to sleep. The end. Egon: I have a plan. Peter: No electric shock, Egon. Egon: I have another plan. Murray, Aykroyd and Ramis? What's that? A law firm? Peter: If we don't have one, then it can't malfunction. If it's not malfunctioning, then nothing's wrong. And if nothing's wrong, then it checks, right? Egon: I'm not going to talk to you again for at least a week. It's not good for me. Peter: Hey, don't make fun. This is how I got through college. Egon: It's Sumerian. Winston: Can you read Sumerian? Egon: In my sleep. Underwater with the lights off. Of course I can read Sumerian. MHStarCraft: There should be a proper definition for racist. Megatron: discrimination of one based on race MHStarCraft: Hmm... Let's see. MHStarCraft: Howdy train. El Jefe: We're going off the rails on a howdy traaain Rei did everything wrong MHStarCraft: Or, what if after every 5 kills, they become Oddjob for a few seconds? Kappa. Daniel316: No they are oddjob until they die Daniel316: But that's what they did with classic conflict in legends wish they did it in ge wii MHStarCraft: They become Oddjobs with PP7 Golds. You know what? Fuck this war! I just want you dead! Redhead1910: Giant lolis Redhead1910: Ok then Fox's best voice in Smash was his Brawl voice. And then Smash 4 fucked his voice up. Besides, I believe a Doomgal is supposed to be just as buffed as Doomguy is. Listen. I've been lucky so far, but—if I start to turn, promise you'll shoot me. I don't wanna be one of those fuckin' things. Attention all Marine units! We are under attack by an unknown enemy force! Everyone report to your combat stations! This is not a drill! I repeat this is not a drill God dammit! Kid: Billy has more toys than me! Dad: Who's Billy? Kid: I don't know, but he has more toys than me! Bob: Mousetrap. Larry: What? Bob: I wanted to play Mousetrap. You roll your dice. You move your mice. Nobody gets hurt. Mr. Lunt: I think you look like Cap'n Crunch. Pa Grape: Huh? No, I don't! Mr. Lunt: Do too. Pa Grape: Do not! Mr. Lunt: You're making me hungry. Pa Grape: Alright, that's it! You're walking the plank! Mr. Lunt: Oh yeah? Says who? Pa Grape: Says the captain, THAT'S who! Mr. Lunt: Oh yeah? Aye Aye, Cap'n Crunch! Hee hee hee hee! Pa Grape: AAARGH! *starts chasing Mr. Lunt* Mr. Lunt: YIKES! They are rage: brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done. The devil is real. I know. I built his cage. Rip and tear! Rip and tear your guts! You are huge! That means you have HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR! Oooh, here comes the night train! Choo choo cha-BOOGIE! Obi-Wan: It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground! Skywalker: You underestimate my power! Obi-Wan: Don't try it. So this is how liberty dies with thunderous applause. Palpatine: I AM the Senate! Windu: Not yet. I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth. Elan Sel'Sabagno: "You wanna buy some death sticks?" Obi-Wan: "You don't want to sell me death sticks." Elan Sel'Sabagno: "Uh, I don't wanna sell you death sticks." Obi-Wan: "You want to go home and rethink your life." Elan Sel'Sabagno: "I wanna go home and rethink my life." Stealth Rock is the sole reason Charizard became unviable from Gen IV onward. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. We have nothing to fear, but fear itself... Turok? Duke? Freeman? Quakeguy? All amateurs. I'm the only serious action hero around here! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH put a sock in it! [More screaming is heard] Uh-oh! You call this archaeology? Henry Jones: Those people are trying to kill us! Indiana Jones: I know, Dad! Professor Henry Jones: This is a new experience for me. Indiana Jones: It happens to me all the time. I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up. Archeology is the search for fact, not truth. If it's truth you're interested in, Dr. Tyree's Philosophy class is right down the hall. So forget any ideas you've got about lost cities, exotic travel, and digging up the world. We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and "X" never, ever marks the spot. Snakes, why did it have to be snakes. Indiana Jones: [of Indy's new lover] How did you know she was a Nazi? Professor Henry Jones: She talks in her sleep. <option<Life is like a hurricane, here in Duckburg. Racecars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck-blur! Yah, a snake! I hate snakes! No... that's somebody else. I sorta like snakes. Uni: ram 43 is pretty good MHStarCraft: Bikini Ram, what's not to like? Uni: plus the butt SG43: her personality Uni: but she makes up for it in ass Necco: rams ass makes ram being an ass ok SG43: someone quote that Necco: Uzume is dead MHStarCraft: We're currently talking about how Phones keep people up. Akira Kurusu: "Dopamine" MHStarCraft: And yeah, lack of commitments too. Milesthumbs: I do lack commitment MHStarCraft: This ain't gonna help once you get a job. Akira Kurusu: "IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT!!!" Akira Kurusu: "I'M GIVING YOU THEM!!!" Time to celebrate my defeat with McDonald's. Let's see... burger, filet-o-fish, fries... oh no apple pie? What the fuck? Currently, PJ is known in his region as "that guys pretty good watch out, but you probably won't lose cuz he sucks". His best friend who plays as Sheik and Pichu, and tends to annoy the hell out of him with those characters, so he has developed a hatred toward those two characters. When Plays Luigi your game is over, has a undefeated Luigi who has never dropped a match. When was at Melee Monthly in January 2017 he played only Mewtwo and he only lost 1 game that entire tournament. He won the tournament with an amazing combo. 1 Stock on 1 Stock, game 5, He was at 128% and his opponent at 0% with his last stock. Recently, Sylvan has been playing as Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff does not inherit many of Roy's traits, but it dose have three similar aspects. B across can be used as a recovery, a chargeable neutral B move and most importantly, B down. Sylvan's signature move with Roy is the use of his Counter for a kill move. Many claim Ike as the successor to Roy, however Ike's counter is extremely slow, and very weak. Using a fresh counter, Ike is unlikely to KO an opponent. This combination made Ike an unsuitable character for Sylvans play style. Jigglypuff, surprisingly, has a reliable B down counter. Rest can be a reliable kill move at roughly the same percentage as Roy's counter. It has a much higher priority than Roy's counter, even working against grabs, but has a smaller hitbox and greatly larger ending lag. Sylvan has been known to call this move "All-or-nothing Counter". Our Germans are better than theirs. Scientist: I agree with those who say we could launch a pod. Lyndon Johnson: A pot? Scientist: A POD - a, uh, capsule. Now, we would be in full control of zis pod. It vill go up like a cannonball, and come down like, uh, a cannonball, splashing down into ze water, the ocean, vith a parachute to spare the life of the specimen inside. Lyndon Johnson: Spaceman? Scientist: SPE-CI-MEN. Lyndon Johnson: Well, what kind of spe-ci-men? Scientist: A tough one. Responsive to orders. I had in mind a jimp. Lyndon Johnson: JIMP? Well what the hell is a jimp? Scientist: A jimp. A-a-a jimpanzee, Senator. An ape. Shepard: Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up. Cooper: I didn't quite copy that. Say again, please. Shepard: I said everything's A-OK. The first American into space is not going to be a chimpanzee. I want test pilots! Anybody that goes up in the damn thing is gonna be Spam in a can. And as I was sayin', whoever controls the high ground of space controls the world. The Roman Empire controlled the world because it could build roads. Later, the British Empire was dominant because they had ships. In the Air Stage, we were powerful because we had the airplane. And now the Communists have established a foothold in outer space. Pretty soon they'll have damned space platforms so they can drop nuclear bombs on us, like rocks from a highway overpass. Now HOW IN THE HELL did they ever get ahead of us? Isn't there anybody who can deal with a housewife? MHStarCraft: I'm pretty sure a stick can also beat Neptune. Randoomguy666: On her normal form, probably. MHStarCraft: She can slice that stick into many pieces, even as NEXT Purple, and yet still can't truly win against it as she's basically creating more sticks. Randoomguy666: Next Purple can make the stick vanish though, since her EXE can move it to other dimension according to the description. MHStarCraft: By that logic, the stick will still be there in another dimension. CPUs are never shown as invincible on the other hand. They can still be KO'd in battle. Therefore stick still wins against Neptune.