User:25timmy16/Weekly Rages

'''Every week, I upload a "rage" of sorts concerning video games. In reality, it's just me talking about things in video games that I don't like. These are my previous rages, while the current rage is on my page.'''

August 21, 2011-August 26, 2011


WHY does eveybody think that Super Mario Sunshine is a blacksheet in the Mario series? Seriously, I understand how the lack of long jumps can impair Mario's manuverability, but that's what FLUDD is for! And the hover nozzle? Anyone who thinks that is "cheap" has obviously never played Sunshine before, because even though the hover nozzle helps, Nintendo sets the worlds up so that it still leaves a lot to be desired. I think the idea of having a Shooter-Mario-Game-that-is-still-appropriate-for-kids-type-thing is cool! I'm hoping that they make a Sequel to Sunshine on either the Wii U or the 3DS. And one more thing. '''SUNSHINE IS A PREQUEL TO LUIGI'S MANSION! I DON'T CARE WHEN THEY WERE RELEASED! THE STAR WARS SAGA WASN'T RELEASED IN ORDER, SO WHY DO MARIO GAMES HAVE TO BE!!!!!!''' Btw, fun fact, Luigi's Mansion was actually released one day BEFORE the Gamecube. Read it here.

August 27, 2011-August 28, 2011


'''JUST TO MAKE THINGS CLEAR the following text is actually false. The Wii Family Edition won't be released in America, only Europe. I want to thank two anonymous users and BlindColours for pointing that out. Notice this was only up for a day. That's because I went and changed it. I'm not really sure why I'm leaving this in the previous rages, I just felt that it belonged there.'''

Why are they remodeling the Wii? I'm not talking about the Wii U, Nintendo recently announce a remodel for the Wii, called the Wii Family Edition. It's a stupid idea, to say the least. Here's why.

The WFE can't sit vertically, only on it's side, like the Wii U, which wastes space. They claim the motion controls are better, but the reality of it is that a Wii Motion Plus would perform just as well. It is SLIGHTLY smaller than the Wii, having about this much |   | space off of each end. Now you may be wondering, why is it smaller? What's the point? Consoles don't need to be any smaller. Well here's why, and it's probably the worst part. THE WII FAMILY EDITION IS NOT BACKWARDS COMPATIBLE WITH GAMECUBE CONTROLLERS OR GAMES. Yeah, It's pretty stupid. Nintendo also stated that they would COMPLETELY DISCONTINUE THE CURRENT WII MODEL. So I suggest anyone who somehow doesn't have a Wii to get one before the good ones are gone.

Now thank you for reading this whole thing, and for that, you don't have to search all over the internet to read about this. I'm just giving you a link.

August 28, 2011-September 2, 2011


242 stars in Super Mario Galaxy 2? Seriously, Nintendo? It's like they want the game to take 2 years to 100%! When I first got the first 120 Stars and unlocked the Green Ones, I spent my entire weekend getting them! AND STILL DIDN'T FINISH! And "the chimp" minigames? DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF HECK I WENT THROUGH TO BEAT THE HONEYHOP GALAXY CHIMP MISSION?!?!? Jeeze, maybe it's just me, but the depth perception is HORRIBLE in all of Nintendo's 3D platformers. I can't wait for Super Mario 3D Land to come out, hopefully the Stereoscopic 3D will help.

September 3, 2011-September 10, 2011


What is up with people dissing the Pokemon Series? I can understand why they might jump to conclusions after watching the anime series, but the games are another animal. They're RPG's people! What don't you get? They aren't supposed to be full of "action" or blood and gore or any of that. And they're more complex than people think. EV training, IV's, base stats, Nature influences, and even breeding are some things that even long-time players of the games don't get. I never understood EV's untill about 5 months ago, and I still remember the smile on my face as my mother bought me Pokemon FireRed. Seriously people, back off. Now don't get me wrong, I doubt I'm talking to any of you other users on the wiki, but the COD obsessors, World of Warcraft nerds, etc. need to shut up and try the games for themselves, or face the wrath of my hypercharged Zoroark!

September 11, 2011God Bless-September 17, 2011


Nintendo really needs to make up their minds when it comes to 2D vs. 3D Mario platformers. I mean seriously. Yesterday I went and collected about fifty stars to complete my Super Mario Galaxy save file. That took around 8 hours. So then, I'm like "Meh, Luigi can wait, I'm playin NSMB Wii." 20 deaths on one level. Not even kidding. MIYAMOTO! IS LAVA INSTAKILL OR NOT!?!?!? Jeeze, I was so used to lava just hurting you, that I died on world 8-3 OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND-well, you get the point. Anyways, what's up with a timer on the fire/ice flowers? I frikin LOVE Fire Flowers! (As you can tell by the Mario color scheme I use) That's so incredibly stupid! I understand that the timer is there to keep the game from getting any more broken, but still, thats like having a Mario game where Mario can't jump. There's actually one of those, isn't there? I'm hoping, PRAYING that Super Mario 3D Land is more consistant.

September 18, 2011-September 23, 2011


Star Fox 64 3D. A big rip-off. Now before you rage me, hear me out. Okay, ragers and SF64 fanboys, how's this? It's not what was expected. The grapics and multiplayer and extra features are nice and all, but the main game is really lacking, 64 gameplay, and remastered gameplay. The storyline is really boring, and the battles are really easy. You can just spam the fire and R button, and do barrel rolls to avoid all damage. And Andross? Give me a break. How did he even manage to beat Fox's dad? He's a frikin joke! I found Topmaniac from SMG to be harder! Well, maybe that's an exaggeration... Its a quick game, too. I've beat it 3 times, and I've only had it for a day! (As of this post) My advice, if you're a major fan, go nuts. But if you want a good, solid, 3DS game, just go play OoT 3D.

'''I want to go ahead and say, it is a good game, just short. Really, it's a good game, I realized that after playing it more.'''

September 24, 2011-October 7, 2011


Nintendo, you've outdone yourself this time. Another M&S @ Olympics? NOO! The first two were bad enough! Don't believe me? Well, in a poll on the Super Mario Wiki, the majority of visitors to the page responded to what is your opinion on the new Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games? with NO! Not another one! That just goes to show that Sega and Nintendo don't mix. Now, my reasoning behind hating the game isn't the game itself as much as it is the controls. A lot, and I mean A LOT of the controls are really weird, especially in the Wii version of the winter games. The WiiFit Motion Board-thing doesn't work AT ALL. The dream events aren't much better. In the DS version of the summer olympics, the dream table hockey was so incredibly stupid! For those who don't know, every time you hit the ball back, the points awarded to whomever wins that match goes up by 1! Once, a CPU Dr. Eggman won like 20 points! And don't even get me STARTED on bicycling! There's no way to win! If you practically touch the pedal button, your character instantly loses like half of their stamina! It's so ridiculous! Anyways, I hope Nintendo can redeem themselves. The series needs it.

October 8, 2011-October 14, 2011


Nintendo, why u no put Yoshi in 3D Land?

So yeah, odds are Yoshi isn't going to go 3D yet. Nintendo has only stated that along with Tanooki suit and the Fire Flower, just other powerups will be returning, and considering the game will be released within a month, I doubt they could program him into the game before then. That sucks, because all of Nintendo's main series games that have included Yoshi have done really well. For example, NSMB1 compared to NSMBW. The galaxy games are an exception, both being equally successful, but overall, Yoshi, along with Luigi, has a big role in the Mario Universe, being as important as the Super Mushroom to gamers. Overall, I hope Miyamoto has gotten good at keeping secrets, and that we will see our dino buddy in 3D. (I wish)