User:Monsieur Crow/Unbiased Opinions On IRC Regulars

This page is a now-outdated parody of "User matchups" that became popular in the second half of 2012. Technically this breaks policy and should get me banned, but I worked out a loophole with Toomai's assistance. This will likely never be updated and is only here for historical purposes. ReiDemon:
 * 1) I am me. That alone is a good enough reason.

ToastUltimatum:
 * 1) Consistently rooted for the wrong teams in Euro 2012.
 * 2) Thinks that both cricket and baseball are boring.
 * 3) Actually thinks I like him more than others on this page.
 * 4) Does not approve of my shenanigans on #ikaruga.

Megatron1:
 * 1) Is better than me at Marvel Vs. Capcom 3.
 * 2) Has kicked me too many times even though we're the same level.
 * 3) Keeps asking me questions about chemistry.
 * 4) Has a 1 in his name

Omega Tyrant:
 * 1) He beat me in Brawl.
 * 2) His hair is too long.
 * 3) SW name has a space but his IRC name doesn't.
 * 4) When he did put a space in the name, he said that he felt like it instead of properly crediting ME for the idea.
 * 5) Can do dolan speak better than me.

Toomai:
 * 1) Has never posted pics, and says that he never will.
 * 2) Has a snarky remark for everything.
 * 3) Watches the Toronto Blue Jays instead of the Detroit Tigers.
 * 4) Pays attention to the Tigers just to make fun of me and to keep cracking jokes about the most righteous Prince Fielder.
 * 5) Sick of the most excellent Detroit Red Wings being a consistently good team.

PenguinofDeath:
 * 1) Keeps calling me a hipster.
 * 2) Calls other people "nerd".
 * 3) Thinks that American football is better than association football.
 * 4) Thinks baseball is boring.

Shaun's Wiji Dodo:
 * 1) Keeps altering User Matchups to make himself seem better.
 * 2) Drinks and swears too much.
 * 3) Has a dodoport and I don't.
 * 4) Talks about yaoi too much.
 * 5) Has too many puns.

VT:
 * 1) Actually thought that Amaterasu was a guy, and subsequently claimed it was a typo.
 * 2) Know how to use Phoenix Wright in UMvC3, and I don't.
 * 3) Uses the ANPAN! too much.

RoyboyX:
 * 1) Doesn't like Canada.
 * 2) Doesn't watch baseball even though he wants to be American.
 * 3) Writes faster than me.

AirCon:
 * 1) Thinks EarthBound is the best RPG ever when it's actually Chrono Trigger.
 * 2) Confused my university, Oakland University, for "overused" in the Pokémon tier lists.
 * 3) Doesn't think that Gen II is the best Pokémon generation.
 * 4) Points out errors on this page.

Dots:
 * 1) Doesn't use proper grammar.
 * 2) Again, thinks that EarthBound is the best RPG ever.
 * 3) Is better than me at StarCraft, even though I should be better since I'm part-Korean.

Solar Dragon:
 * 1) Never laughs or smiles or anything.
 * 2) Watches television shows that have long stayed their welcome.
 * 3) Is a ginger.
 * 4) Doesn't play the Smash Bros. series.

Emmett:
 * 1) Never appears on SWIRC anymore.
 * 2) Doesn't think sports are important.
 * 3) His state of Maryland is considered better than my state of Michigan.
 * 4) Encourages Dodo to talk about stuff like yaoi.

Captain_Falcon:
 * 1) Is very meansauce and claims others are very meansauce.
 * 2) Keeps imitating my nick on SWIRC.
 * 3) Has never posted pictures, and probably never will.
 * 4) Is generally quite strange.

Brian:
 * 1) His university is more well-known than mine.
 * 2) Is better at Brawl than me.
 * 3) Is probably in better, more regular contact with a friend than me.

BNK:
 * 1) Is a conservative.

Mr. Anon:
 * 1) Is a liberal.

Starman125:
 * 1) Doesn't watch baseball.
 * 2) Is a Grammar Nazi.
 * 3) Ban happy.