User:Doc King/The Last SSBB Tier War

This is a story about the last tier war for Super Smash Bros. Brawl. This is basically like the last tier war made by Superdoodleman, but this is going to be for Brawl. I basically made this out of complete bordom of my life.

Introduction
Narrator: One day Lucas and Yoshi were playing hide in seek in New Pork City.

Lucas: Alright Yoshi, you go hide and I'll count to 10 and try to find you.

Yoshi: Aw come on Lucas, I'm always the one that has to hide.

Lucas: Ok fine, I'll hide this time (Hides)

Yoshi: One, Two, Three, Four, Five

Lucas: Oh look a box (Opens box)

Snake: (Gets up and up tilts Lucas) Meta Knight, mission accomplished (Leaves New Pork City)

Yoshi: Six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Ready or not, here I come! (Looks for Lucas) Gee, I looked all over the place and I can't find Lucas. He probably went to Onett, let me look there. (Leaves New Pork City)

Chapter 1
Narrator: While Yoshi tries to find Lucas in Onett, he relizes something.

Yoshi: Lucas is gone! Where did he go?

Narrator: Without much to do, Yoshi goes to Rainbow Cruise to get help.

Mario: Hey Yoshi

Yoshi: Hey Mario and Bowser. I need your guys help.

Bowser: Why, what happened?

Yoshi: Do you guys know anyone called Lucas?

Bowser: The blonde kid that gets stuck in my pummells?

Yoshi: Yeah, him.

Bowser: Well what about him?

Yoshi: He's lost, I can't find him.

Mario: Oh wow, thisa looks like someone is comming up with a plan or something.

Bowser: Yeah, how about this, Mario, you look in Mario Circuit, Yoshi, you look in Yoshi's island, and I'll look in hyrule.

Mario: Ok, letsa go!

Mario, Yoshi, and Bowser: (Leave Rainbow Cruise)

Narrator: Mean while in Port Town.

Puff: So Falcon, did you see the 5th Brawl Tier List?

Falcon: Yesh. (Sighs) It's sad how back in Melee, we were dominant, and now since we have some new Brawl rule sets like the major lack of hitstun, we can't dominate anymore and are considered crap. Also the lack of L-cancelling really pisses me off.

Puff: And for me, there's not enough gravity for me to combo Fox anymore and my rest has vertical knockback so my techniques are useless now.

Falcon: Yesh. Brawl is like a disgrace for me.

Bowser: Hey Falcon, Puff

Puff: Hey Bowser, welcome to the club.

Falcon: I'm surprised the BBR replaced you with Ike instead of Ness.

Bowser: Hmpf. Ike doesn't deserve to be a middle tier character. If it weren't for San, then he would still be the same crap he is now.

Falcon: I know right.

Bowser: So btw, do you guys know where Hyrule is?