User:Meta Ridley

---''Blow up the stinkin' planet, I'll be on your tail. Forever.''

Well, you've had the misfortune to stumble upon my user page. (I mean, fortune.) I'm Meta Ridley, a gigantic cyborg space Pterodactyl who can survive anything short of a nuclear zombie apocalypse. (I don't believe in zombies, though.) Here's a weird thing: I'm a boss in the Metroid series, but I don't even play the Metroid series! I spend most of my time on the computer. Or watching SpongeBob SquarePants. My favorite holiday is Christmas, and it's my favorite day of the year. Not because I get presents (though they are quite nice), but because it's the day Jesus was born. Yes, I'm a Christian. Feel free to keep exploring my userpage!

Also, here's my (epic) theme song to listen to.

My wiki friends.
None so far. It's lonely being a cyborg space Pterodactyl. :(

My moveset for a Smash game
Neutral Special: Blazing Breath (Breathes out fire in a similar manner to Bowser's Fire Breath and Charizard's Flamethrower)

Side Special: Power Throw (Grabs his opponent and throws them across the screen)

Up Special: Tail Whip (Extends his tail upwards to deal damage to aerial opponents; can also be used as a recovery move)

Down Special: Ridley Rotate (Turns into Ridley)

Final Smash: Metroid Mayhem (Roars as hundreds of Metroids fly in from offscreen and trap any opponents, then smirks as the Metroids carry the opponents offscreen, KO'ing them. The affects of this can be avoided by a well-timed aerial dodge)

Up Taunt: Roars while clawing the air and flapping wings

Down Taunt: Breaths a ball of fire in the direction he's facing; does 5% damage if it hits someone else

Side Taunt: Catches a Metroid floating above him and rolls it across his shoulders

Victory Theme: Shortened version of "VS. Meta Ridley"

Crowd Chant: Me-ta Rid-ley! Me-ta Rid-ley! Me-ta Rid-ley! Me-ta Rid-ley! Me-ta Rid-ley! (deep male voices)

'''NOTE: All taunts, moves, etc. are shared by Meta Ridley and Ridley. However, Ridley's version of Ridley Rotate is called Meta Move. His victory theme is a shortened version of "VS. Ridley", while his cheer is Meta Ridley's cheer without the "Meta" parts.'''

My Userbox
Just ask me on my talk page if you wanna be my friend. I'll give it to you.

Bye
Sorry about the short page, but it was like, 3:00 A.M. when I began making this page. So, see ya! Just remember......REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYE!