User:D4rk

Oh god how does this work

Anyway this piece of crap player is like really bad he never wins anything and when he wins he becomes a butthead but when he loses he becomes this insufferable emo kid. He does like stuff and that's it he owns a crew named ^T and he doesn't really own it he just sort of dies at midnight and slams his keyboard with his face. He claims to main luigi and wario but he's so bad with them you might as well think he mains falco and g&w because he picks them 99 times a week. He has zero wins and just can't win he'll like, never get anywhere because he's emo and then he's cocky then he's emo again and then he dies because he can't take an L. He also uses chocolate to give himself a boost of power, and also does not benefit from this in the long run because he'll just explode from being a slob. He probably mains kirby in brawl if he were good at it but he isn't because he's a lame nerd OH MY GOD STOP SPAMMING SIDE B I'LL GET YOU HHIED HINCEDHNIDE HINDENUHCFEUHN. He also says he mains dr.mario but in melee he probably does because he keeps SDing with luigi with misfires and if he's going to get killed with recoveries he may as well main the character with none to speak of. He also mains donkey kong in melee because uair uair uair uair uair uair uair and you'll die I'm sure.

He mains kirby and luigi in smash 64 because he hates himself and is never going to beat fireblaster at this rate. HE KEEPS WINNING EVERY TIME, STOP WINNING DUDE. His named used to be d4rk652 until he thought about the 652 being completely pointless, why he didn't think about the pointless 4 is unexplained and still evades me today.