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Avast there, mateys! Do ya have a thirst for adventure on the high seas of life? Arrre you sick and tired of your parents and teachers telling you what to do all the time? Then join Captain Cartman's Perfect Pirate Club, arrrgh! Just imagine it, me hearties! A life without rules, without homework and chores! You can live the pirate's life in Somalia, me friends! Even Kyle said so! Our first official pirate meetin' will be 4 pm today at Kevin Stoley's house! There will be refreshments served! So make sure your mom goes to the grocery store, Kevinnn! So come one, come all! The invitation is open to any student who wants to be a pirate! Arrrgh!