User:Toomai/Quotes



It saddens me that despite my best efforts to instruct and better you, some of you insist on finding new ways to fail. —The Administrator ''Nothing that exists is perfect. It is a sad truth, but you can learn from it and begin the journey on a new path.'' —Alvis Underestimate me at your peril. —Melia Antiqua What is it about science boffins always doing whatever they please? —Melia Antiqua I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. —The Architect How come I have many useful skills and you have none? —Asok ''There are a great many people in the country today, who through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane, while others became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me, who are out of our tiny little minds, to help them overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways, with ping pong ball eyes and a funny voice, and then perhaps paint half of your body red and the other half green, and then stand in a bowl of treacle going "SQWAK SQWAK SQWAK!" Finally, you can roll around on the floor going "p'ting p'ting p'ting!"'' —Reverend Arthur Belling toomai is a god amongst gods —BioSonic ''I'll make a bridge or something! BECAUSE I GET THINGS DONE.'' —Bowser Hold your applause, minions! —Bowser ''TOO. MANY. WORDS.'' —Bowser Will someone get me a drink without little paper umbrellas??! —Bowser ''That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry.'' —Bruce Banner Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. —George Carlin The price of greatness is responsibility. —Winston Churchill When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains - however improbable - must be the truth. —Sir Arthur Conan Doyle I could do a better job with my eyes tied behind my back! —Cranky Kong Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge. —Charles Darwin ''He is the power of the universe, the bearer of the torch, the one who brings life to us all. His name is Toomai.'' —Conny There is nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot. —Dilbert ''Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many.'' —The Doctor ''I'm being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed! What's the point in having you all?'' —The Doctor ''There's really no point in listening to other people. They're either going to be agreeing with you or saying stupid stuff.'' —Dogbert Beware the Fury of a Patient Man. —John Dryden Toomai knows what's up —Dr. Pain 99 Soon we must choose between what is right, and what is easy. —Albus Dumbledore To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. —Thomas Edison If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? —Albert Einstein Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. —Albert Einstein ''Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.'' —The Engineer Toomai is THE BOSS and don't you forget it. —eXemplary Logic ''Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every 76 years. For the other 75, it retreats to the heart of the Sun, where it hibernates undisturbed.'' —Fact Sphere Let us win, but if we cannot win, let us break a few heads. —Falmouth Falcons only toomai is capable of pulling a toomai —Fino Toomai is my smash-lab idol I just want to make sure that he has graced the chat with everything he wanted to say before interupting —Fino Toomai is never wrong he is only 'wrong' when he's bored and feels like having fun with us mortals —Fino The most active thing about me is my imagination. —Garfield Look at me still talking when there's science to do —GLaDOS ''Why do I hate you so much? You ever wonder that? I'm brilliant. I'm not bragging, it's an objective fact. I'm the most massive collection of wisdom that's ever existed. And I HATE YOU. It can't be for no reason. You must deserve it.'' —GLaDOS Your butt will tell you and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro! —Gruntilda ''We need something new. We can't predict what that will be or when we will find it because if we knew that, we would have found it already!'' —Stephen Hawking ''Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe.'' —The Heavy Do it right the first time. —Mike Holmes ''Toomai trades being social for knowing everything. Bro knows what you ate last Tuesday. But he won't tell you.'' —Hospes ''Citizens, do not stand close to the helicopters. There are safer ways to get a haircut.'' —I.N.K.T. Corporation Toomai has spoken —Ivy73 Toom is the official brains of SW —Ivy73 ''Then call a plumber. I think Mario's free at the moment.'' —Kazooie Bones, there's a thing out there. —James T. Kirk You can't do that —Mike Leggo Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. —Abraham Lincoln ''You cannot destroy me. For I am nothing.'' —Makuta Toomai: respect him or else —Megatron1 I blame the yarn. —Meta Knight and uhoh my boss is here —Miles of SmashWiki ''Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.'' —Morpheus I'm a pessimist about probabilities; I'm an optimist about possibilities. —Lewis Mumford ''We are Nintendo. We challenge all players. You cannot beat us.'' —Nintendo of Australia, c. 1987 Science will reveal the truth. —Moira O'Deorain anyway, toomai does it, as he simply does it best —Omega Tyrant toomai pulled another random combo? —Omega Tyrant ''What do all men with power want? More power.'' —The Oracle ''HAHAHAHAHA I AM EVIL! FEAR ME! =-= PenguinofDeath is now known as PoDasleep'' —PenguinofDeath PenguinofDeath honestly believes that Toomai can shoot EMP beams out of his body —PenguinofDeath Things are only impossible until they're not. —Jean-Luc Picard It is absolutely paradoxical; we cannot understand it, and we don't know what it means, but we have proved it, and therefore we know it must be the truth. —Benjamin Peirce Floor ice cream gives you health! —Pit ''We don't care what smart people think. There aren't that many of them. We only need to convince our dumb customers. Dumb people believe anything.'' —The Pointy-Haired Boss ''I, Q am the lord of Chaos. I, Q, defy you to the last, and if you think you can stop me just by ending the universe, then I'm here to tell you that you're going to have to do better than that!'' —Q Starting now, Toomai shall only be referred to as "THE BOSS". —ReiDemon ''Hey, relax, we're the good guys. Justice will prevail and all that stuff...right, Samus?'' —Rundas The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. —Bertrand Russell ''You can always change the item spawning, but you won't be able to disable stage hazards. If we made such an option, you'd find yourself playing PlayStation All-Stars!'' —Masahiro Sakurai ''At this point, [SSB4] is fun, more so than Melee or Brawl. However, we have to work to keep things dynamic and not over-fine-tune the balance. If we aim for complete fairness, there won’t be any personality to it.'' —Masahiro Sakurai I reject your reality and substitute my own. —Adam Savage ''Pork shoulder is also known as pork butt. Because pigs have 4 shoulders, and 2 of them are butts. Look it up.'' —Adam Savage Imperfect understanding is often more dangerous than ignorance. —Newt Scamander I have spent my whole life trying to figure out crazy ways of doing things. —Montgomery Scott Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win. —The Scout toomai you're way too canandian —Semicolon It often happens that when a person possesses a particular ability to an extraordinary degree, nature makes up for it by leaving him or her incompetent in every other department. —Robert Shea He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which, eventually of course, he did. —Darth Sidious We are constantly searching, not just for answers to our questions, but for new questions. —Benjamin Sisko ''Feelins'? Look mate, you know 'oo has a lot of feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards.'' —The Sniper We have you surrounded, at least from this side. —The Soldier Heropon Riki bestest! —somepon Sakurai will literally die for SSB4 and when it comes out,fans will gather around his grave and grimly remark "Still not as good as Melee" —Soniv4Ever10 (GameFAQs boards) Where on earth did Toomai come from —ToastUltimatum The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you. —Neil deGrasse Tyson Indispensible people end up working too hard because they can't risk showing anyone else how to do what they do. —Wally ''AHH! I jus...sorry, I just looked down. I do not recommend it. AHHH I've just done it again.'' —Wheatley ''I have been called. I must answer. Always.'' —Reinhardt Wilhelm Justice will be done. —Reinhardt Wilhelm I didn't ask to be responsible for the lives of the team, but I am. —Wonder-Red If winning is not important, why keep score? —Worf Shadow and light are two sides of the same coin...one cannot exist without the other. —Zelda Heroes never die. —Angela Ziegler Toomai too good —various