User:Nymbare/QuoteRoulette

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and ally without further introduction. To begin with, we're not what you'd call "human." Japan put so many things inside my head that I can't get out Ugh you'll pay for that. I am the man who arranges the blocks that descend upon me from up above. From now on, there will be no more darkness. Be not an agent of someone else's justice, but justice itself! Now, let us fight as two great men, freed of their gods. vinny i swear to fucking god if you call dio goku one more time i will shit a house Now we're really getting to that authentic 2002 experience! It is your thirteenth birthday, and as with all twelve preceding it, something feels missing from your life. Let me tell ya the story of me old bones! TO BATTLLLLE It's all about the invisible naked ladies now. You can't even see them, it doesn't make any sense! His coconut gun is bigger, faster, stronger too! He's the gun member of the coconut crew! HUH! ...You sick fucks. Live like a windrammer as you fuck. More fun than your body has room for. I fucking hate vines. Someone in chat just said, 'I don't think you'll be able to finish this game, Vinny. YOU DON'T IT. I'm going to sleep.' That really stings. You know, I thought I it, but it turns out I don't it. i am honestly glad he's dead Well that was fuckin' stupid, wasn't it? "Be gone you childhood bullies!" Cried out Garfield as he backhanded the children into unconsciousness. Fact #3: He is NOT the Minecraft Creeper, I just wanna make that very fucking clear. Well, if their name is "whatever", it's whatever the hell I say it is! That boy got opened up faster than a bottle of hot sauce at my family reunion. That was DEE-SGUSTING. So a lot of people have been wondering... The pizza, He-Man! EAT IT! aAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA Now, look at this net! Eeeasy monaaay! "She is treason!" Said another Admiral with contempt. "If you do not quiet yourself, I will treason YOU!" roared Garfield with indignations fury. oh no OOOWWWWW, MY GODDAMN ROBOT FACE This is Aero Knife - the only knife designed to slice air and execute oranges. Look at this knife, it's a knife! Captain Crunch is in the arena! He doesn't give a shit if you think his cereal is WAY too sugary, he's gonna come down and he's gonna dropkick the fuck out of your grandmother, it's Captain Crunch ladies and gentlemen, the KEEPER, the number ONE seed! what what i can't write on is how much of a prick you are Don't judge me by my appearance. What's with this Iron Curtain of teamwork?! When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge! 100%! YOUAERE My FUCKIGN GI>RLFREIONGD Now, will it look good? Or will it look... byad. Look at you. You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance. I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed. You punched my fat and now you will pay......................... "It is ok my friend you are going through the puberty." Said Garfield with biology. "I SEE ALL FEMALES." Declared Garfield with righteous roaring as he headbutted the krogan into the ground. Awwwww shit, here comes Pac-Man... Rats. We're rats. We're the rats. We prey at night, we stalk at night. We're the rats. Yeah, that WOULD be real nice if it were true. 'Cept it isn't. You're a rat, aren'tcha? You never know when you might need a rocket launcher. My stomach is full of all kinds of fluid... "I respect three things: Strength, justice, America, and lasagna." Said Garfield with heart. I fight for my friends. You'll get no sympathy from me. "I have never met a wolf I did not like to slam." Said Garfield wittily as he took the wolves and slammed them one on one like lightweight footballs. Big McThankies from McSpankies. Your soul is mine. Name one realm you control. Watch out! Beware! Take care! MASHEEN is hiding out there somewhere, don't get mashed now! This track is actually a 4D object projected onto the 3D world. It's been broken down, separated and, in many ways, it is also a maze! GOOD LUCK! Anyone up for a game of Digger?! You can have fun using MASHEEN here! It is an act enjoyably performed between two people on a flat surface. Good morning, dildos! And usually, [infomercials are] a joke. It's never something I ever take seriously, and I think a lot of people are in the same boat, where you're just sitting there watching the TV and you go, "What the hell am I watching right now? Uh- can I change the channel?" but the p- the problem with an infomercial is you have some weird sorcery spell on you. You CAN'T change the channel. You reach for the remote, but it's so dumb and so enticing and there's so many stupid cliches, like the black and white screen of someone doing something really stupid like their house exploding because they used the wrong onion peeler... You gotta keep watching! Mick Jagger fucked a goose in my dream. What you need is a nice, refreshing Candwich! Quick and easy and ready to eat, I am gonna PISS BLOOD. Don't you hate when it starts to get cold outside and you no longer immediately get swamp-ass the second you walk out the door? You're wearing a pair of pants that's plugged into the fuckin' wall. If someone turns on the microwave and the fuse blows, boom! Melted dick. Don't let our food be denied you; put our polyunsaturated fats and triglycerides inside you! Move, I'm gay. What's to feel uneasy about, Fidget? You're adorable! I think I might have him make another Fidget doll that I'll just hang on to. Forever. Whoop! Here I go. I can FLY?! Hello, Sly Cooper. I've been expecting me. ...You. Expecting y- I'VE REHEARSED THIS AND EVERYTHING! . . . Wha- look, okay. Take it- Take it again. Come through the window again, please. Uh, hello? Servants? Fix up the- I don't have servants anymore I'm a pirate. CREW? Fix up the window! Muhuhuh! Hey everyone, guess what! I know you wanna buy my stocks, but FUCK you. I'm keeping the stocks! That's right, you ugly little girl, I HATE YOU and your STUPID NOSE! I'm taking everything from you, give me your phone! I'm taking over Victoria's Secret, I'm taking over Best Buy, the news is MINE, and everyone else can leave, YOU SEE THAT PLANET? I'M TAKING IT TOO!! It looks like a fucking walnut! [the planet explodes] BLAM! And it BUSTED a nut, THEN AND THERE! I've got a little secret that'll REALLY make 'em cry. It's a nasty kind of magic from a special kind of guy! How about 'full of shit'? Is that a meme? Sonic, I've had ENOUGH, you took my wife, you fucked my crops, I'm takin' ya life! ...AND the Chaos Emeralds! These cameos are KILLING me. I... SERVE... NO ONE! HEAGH! Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again. Yowzer. This town's gone Bowser. I'll just fit in – take on a normal life! Meet a nice job, hold down a well-paying family... That's it! I give up! I sacrifice everything, even your lives for you people, and what do I get? If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need a human virus to infecticide... the computer. c: