User:Ender R. Musk

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Ender R. Musk, alternatively known by his fictional title as the CEO of Lasagne or by his real first name Samuel, is a very bad male SmashWiki editor and professional certified Geek In Very Certain Specific Topics (GIVCST™️). A high-functioning weirdo who can't seem to balance his internet life with his real life, he has always struggled with understanding social cues and expressing emotions, and will often give inappropriate responses without realising it, resulting in an impression of rudeness or apathy. Of course, it's not like he's never actually rude or apathetic, but sometimes it's really hard to tell.

Musk, a member of, became a fan of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate because he was already a fan of , and just so happened to be considering getting a Nintendo Switch right around the time its titular duo were announced to be in the game. He started playing in December 2019, and isn't really interested in the other Smash games (something about the way the knockback feels). He definitely knows his stuff gameplay-wise, but he's usually too late to adding technical info. As such, he can be considered a "post-production" editor who elaborates, fixes formatting, reformats, finds things for Admins to do that he can't, suggests nitpicky changes, forgets about Fox, or "betters wording" in general. He currently plans to run for Administrator on the day that is confirmed to be playable in an official, Nintendo-published Super Smash Bros. game.

In terms of taste in gaming, Musk usually sticks to family-friendly content, favouring action-adventure, sandbox, racing, and platforming games (2D and 3D), and generally isn't fond of RPGs. He is a vocal believer in historically-important games taking precedence for inclusion in Smash Bros., calling for and Taito to get substantial representation (as well as much more from Bandai Namco).

For anyone attempting to invoke SOCK, no, is not the same user as Musk, instead being one of his actual real-life younger brothers. You'll have to trust him on that one. They may share areas of expertise, may interact with each-other often, and may even have similar IP addresses, but rest assured that they are anything but one and the same.

Finally, before Musk stops writing in the third-person, he would like you to know that you are a special and wonderful person and that he loves you. He also encourages you to guess at what the "R" in his name could stand for.

SmashWiki stats
Oh, Kris! It's a free editable CYBERPEDIA! I'll add an entry...!

15 favourite video games

 * (You looked through the window to the computer lab...)


 * (There seems to be a dog inside working at a computer...)


 * (Seems like it's making a game...)


 * (Seems like you shouldn't interrupt it...)


 * (Seems like when the game's finished, you can go in...)

I also really, really love what's released of , although until all the chapters release I hesitate to give it a proper ranking.
 * (You just have to trust the dog...)
 * 1) Banjo-Tooie
 * 2) Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
 * 3) Super Mario Odyssey
 * 4) Super Mario 3D World (Nintendo Switch ver.)
 * 5) Banjo-Kazooie
 * 6) New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe
 * 7) Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts
 * 8) Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
 * 9) Super Mario Bros. 3
 * 10) Super Mario Maker 2 (making my own courses)
 * 1) Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
 * 2) Super Mario Bros. 3
 * 3) Super Mario Maker 2 (making my own courses)
 * 1) Super Mario Maker 2 (making my own courses)

Most-wanted playable additions to Smash
I decided to use my powers for the good of society.

I'm going to reverse engineer the code to Super SMashing Fighters. [sic]

So I can put my favorite cartoon characters into the game.
 * Gruntilda
 * Yooka & Laylee
 * Cuphead (Mugman as alt. costume)
 * Crash Bandicoot
 * The Battletoads

Favourite fighters
Remember that video-game you and Asriel used to play?

What was it called...? Super Smashing Fighters? [sic]

When he was very little, he LOVED the green lizard from that.

are my best fighter, and no-one else even comes close. But sometimes it gets lonely at the top, so I picked up and  to keep things interesting for me. All tiers except for the last one ordered by my competence with them.

Guide to my Super Smash Bros. Ultimate accomplishments and playstyle
W-wow, Kris! Your passion is amazing!! My biggest weakness is how slowly I have to think things through. I feel the need to second-guess everything, regardless of how ingrained it is into my muscle memory. Luckily, my main,, were literally made for me; unlike a lot of fighters, I don't have to be thinking on my toes constantly. Of course, it's better when I do... but if I really need to stop for a minute and rethink my gameplan, or even scratch my nose or grab some water, I can stall the battle almost as long as I want.
 * Accomplishments
 * My Banjo & Kazooie are at the very bottom of Elite Smash
 * Completed World of Light 100% on Normal difficulty
 * Completed World of Light New Game+ on Hard difficulty using solo Banjo & Kazooie
 * Not much in the realm of actual IRL victories, but there was this one time I came very close to beating over Wi-Fi
 * Watched the live reveals of every Ultimate DLC fighter starting with, and loved every one of them
 * Playstyle (how to beat me)

Now, on the occasion that I am able to think on my toes, I think I'm a bit more of a mindgame-y player than anything. I like to pull fast ones over my opponent, confuse them about what I'm going to do next, by being as unpredictable as possible. And unlike a lot of my fellow bear-and-bird mains, I'm really not a fan of running away and provoking people to anger with long, drawn-out matches (even if, as I've already mentioned, I can totally do those when I want to); I actually quite enjoy chasing after them in neutral with wing-whacks and pecks from moves like, , and (which are super busted BTW, don't @ me). and are similar stories, although with moves like Bonus Fruit and Enderman constantly needing to Mine for resource I do end up distancing myself from my opponent more often with them. Now, it isn't always easy to just "chase after" really zippy fighters who would also love to "chase after" me, and I lose a lot of battles because I get stressed out and forget to be unpredictable... then it becomes me just throwing out moves left and right in the hope that one or two of them land.

To-do list

 * (You looked through the window to the computer lab...)


 * (Now the dog is just playing the maracas...)


 * (It's not doing any work...)


 * (This might take a while...)
 * Replace these four victory pose GIFs: File:JigglypuffVictoryPose3SSBU.gif, File:LuigiVictoryPose2SSBU.gif, File:MrGame%26WatchVictoryPose2SSBU.gif, File:ToonLinkVictoryPose2SSBU.gif
 * Complete /Kazooie (SSB?), /Yooka & Laylee (SSB?) (create "Attributes" sections), and /Banjo & Kazooie (SSBB)
 * Update File:YookaLayleeSymbol.svg to feature a Quill instead
 * Complete /PotD (you're welcome to help with this one!)

Userboxes
And finally, my userbox: The "decree" is very simple - just copy "  " to somewhere in your userspace to join the club.