User:Mr. Anon/April Fools' 2013 RfA

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Candidate, please summarize why you are running for supreme dictatorship below. I believe it is time that I, Mr. Anon, the best like no one ever was, has been appointed Supreme Dictator of SmashWiki. I just discovered that two profilic vandals are deeply rooted in this wiki. As dictator, I will crack down on the recent surge of vandalism, delete this massive spam page, and unban this wiki's fallen heroes.. That is all. Mr.  Anon  talk  21:11, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

Support

 * 1) Unquestionably support -- these wrongdoers must learn justice.  --HavocReaper 48  21:21, 1 April 2013 (EDT)
 * 2) Strong support Anon has been a wonderfully constructive user on this Wiki. SmashPeter and Brandondorf9999 deserve to see the light of day here, and Anon will make sure that the people that prevented them from doing that gets maximum punishment. Bandit 21:27, 1 April 2013 (EDT)
 * 3) OVER 9000 SUPPORT With Anon's help, all those who have been cast away like trash, including Awesome, Brandondorf and SmashBall will finally rise! -- Roy boy  X   Talk  21:30, 1 April 2013 (EDT)
 * 4) Strong, Strong, STRONG support -- These treacherous villains must be stopped before they devour us all... Air  conny  Airconny Snake Sig.png 21:32, 1 April 2013 (EDT)
 * 5) Falcon SUPPORT! Nice joke. But seriously, I do think we ought to have another admin. Rick  Tommy  22:35, 1 April 2013 (EDT)
 * 6) In the name of absolute comedy I support this.  BRAWLS BoFSig.png OF BoFSig.png FURY  23:07, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

Oppose

 * 1) Unfathomably powerful oppose Wouldn'tcha rather see everything go down in flames? Toast Wii U Logo Transparent.pngtumTransparent Swadloon.png 21:37, 1 April 2013 (EDT)
 * 2) Policy oppose This is an RfA. You seem to be looking for an RfSD. Toomai Glittershine Toomai.png The Brass 21:38, 1 April 2013 (EDT)
 * Err, I don't even know what your even talking about but I defiantly know its probably up to no good. But nice April Fools joke. :) Do  t  s  [[File:MewtwoMS.png]] The Doctor 22:57, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

Comments
@Toomai YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IMPARTIAL, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Toast ltimatum 21:40, 1 April 2013 (EDT)