User:Iron Warrior

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Hey, all. I'm Iron Warrior, formerly known as Iron Gladiator. Thanks for wasting your precious time checking out my shitty user page.

Smash is my all-time favorite game franchise by a landslide; with Ultimate claiming the title of my favorite game in the series and definitely my favorite game of all time. I'm a longtime, SoCal Mario main with Doc and Luigi being close secondaries.

Here's some pointless crap about my Smash skill and other shit along those lines. Bonus points if you're still sober by the time I'm finished.

Smash "skill"
I'm far better at Ultimate than any of the other games, probably because I was forced to drop the damn Wiimote and actually play for a change. I'm alright at Sm4sh. That's it. I played Brawl for much longer than any of the other Smash games, but I'm still quite a bit better at Ultimate and Sm4sh these days.

I'm absolute donkey ass at Melee, though that could be because of my shitty off-brand excuse of a GameCube controller.

Never played Smash 64, though I do intend to.

Non-Smash games
In case you were wondering, I like to play a few other games too. I'm a massive Mario fan, but my interests don't deviate very far outside of that. I have a PS3, a SNES Classic, and multiple Wiis, Wii Us, and Switches though most of my duplicates are more or less out of commission. Smash takes up the vast majority of my play time; I rarely ever play anything else but I will with others if so requested. My Switch name is Brawl Boss. My multiplayer games include Smash, Mario Kart, Super Mario Party, 3D World, Mario Maker, and Minecraft among other things. Hit me up on Discord (Your Senpai, Iron Warrior#1774) if you want to have a go at me.

Achievements
lmao

My userboxes
This is my userbox. Whoop dee fucking do.

My subpages
User:Iron Warrior/Potential list of character changes for SSB6 (incomplete)

User:Iron Warrior/Character Competency Charts (incomplete)

User:Iron Warrior/SmashWiki addiction test

Userbox (use at your own risk)

Before you go, I would be really happy if you visited this page, or even better, this one.

Catch you on the flip, motherfuckers.

Your Senpai, Iron   Warrior

https://youtu.be/wEBlaMOmKV4?t=15