User:Mr. Anon/The Great War against Wikia/Chapter 1

Chapter 1
Nineight Anon, faced the great Omega Tyrant. Though his first name was Nineight, most people called him simply Mr. Anon, though those very close to him sometimes called him Nineight. Mr. Anon turned towards Omega Tyrant, watching him closely. OmegaTyrant appeared as a tall dinosaur like creature. Because of this, he used styles that used heavy, slow blows. The two of them were still as rocks, looking directly at each other. Though neither was making any move, Mr. Anon was using the common and anchient Kirby style, while Omega Tyrant was using the newer, less popular Ganondorf style. Nonetheless, Mr. Anon had heard about his great skill.

Suddenly, Omega Tyrant made his move. Rushing towards Mr. Anon, he jumped into the air and stomped at his head. Mr. Anon dodged quickly, and countered by aiming a strong kick at Omega Tyrant. Easily dodging this, Omega Tyrant reached forward and grabbed Mr. Anon by the throat, then flung him to the ground. As Mr. Anon started to get up, Omega Tyrant again jumped into the air and stomped on Mr. Anon, this time hitting him. The sheer force caused Mr. Anon to rebound into the air. Anon tried to land a spinning kick at Omega Tyrant, but he was to quick for him. Omega Tyrant jumped into the air and again lunged forward to grab Anon, slamming him into the ground. As Anon got up, he waved a flag of surrender.

"Nice", Mr. Anon said. "I heard you were good, but I never knew you were that amazing." It had been the very first time Anon had faced someone who was more skilled at him when it game to Smash.

"You were OK." Omega Tyrant responded, though Mr. Anon suspected he was lying to make him feel better.

"You want to go hang out at the Eye Are See bar?" Mr. Anon said. The words had slipped out; Anon never meaned to say them. After all, Omega Tyrant was technically his boss at SmashWiki.

"Sure." Omega Tyrant said, to Anon's surprise. "First I should check on the old SmashWikia. We may have left, but that won't stop vandals from destroying it."

"Are we going to meet Megatron and Toomai there?" Mr. Anon asked.

"Mega, yes, but Toomai is busy with his little data node system."

The pair walked down the path towards SmashWikia. As they got there, they took a gaze at the building. While still standing strong, the building showed clear signs of deterioration. Remnants of vandalism still lingered on the walls of the building. As they approached the building, a quiet sound came from the inside. Mr. Anon opened the door, but it was dark inside. "Who's there!", he called.

"I am, responded a voice." but it was not from the same direction as the sound. Mr. Anon turned around to see Megatron1, a metalic being.

"Hey Mega! Nice you could make it." Anon said. He and Mega weren't the best of friends, but they got along well. At the new SmashWiki, they had the same worker ranks. But here, Shadowcrest had appointed him to an administrator to deal with vandals.

"The noise we heard wasn't you, though. It was from the inside of the library." Omega Tyrant responded.

"It's probably just some vandal." Megatron said.

"Probably." Anon agreed.

As they entered, though, they could see no signs of vandalism. As they looked around, however, they started to here voices speaking. In the shadows, there were what seemed to be two figures talking. Suddenly, one of them nodded quickly, and then turned around and exited the library. The other, however, came out of the darkness, clearly aware of the newcommers. As he came out, Mega and Omega Tryant gasped.

"Mega! OT!" The figure called out casually. He appeared as a legless entity with powerful looking arms. He also bore a weasle-like nose.

"Slipknot Darkrai." Omega Tyrant muttered. "I thought I had dealt with you."

"Well, well, you thought wrong then. I don't get set back when fools like you tattle to the same people you turn against." Slipknot Darkrai responded.

"Wait, you know this guy?" Anon said, looking at Omega Tyrant.

"Long story." Omega Tyrant responded. Then turning back towards Slipknot Darkrai, he said "What are you doing here?"

"Exactly what you aren't. And that is helping this poor, abandoned library. Our generous Wikia staff members have allowed me to do so. Soon I will be in charge of this place." Slipknot Darkrai responded.

"If you want to help, why don't you join the real SmashWiki?" Anon responded. Even as he said this, there was a strange feeling that he got just looking at Slipknot Darkrai that he could not describe.

"Don't bother. He couldn't care less about Smash. He's just powerhungry." Megatron responded.

Slipknot Darkrai grinned. "I'd prefer 'dedicated to improving the wiki', but they're the same thing in this case."

Omega Tyrant lost it. Using his administrator power of Blocking, he fired a beam from his hand that struck Slipknot Darkrai in the chest, creating a cage of energy around him. Blocked, Slipknot Darkrai could still view the encyclopedia, but he could not actually touch it or alter it. Some stages of blocking even muted the victim. However, Slipknot did not appear angered by this. In fact, he merely laughed.

Suddenly, a second block beam was fired, but this one was not from Omega Tyrant. The beam hit OT, causing him to be blocked.

"Who did that? Aren't you and OT the only admins here." Anon exclaimed to Mega. But Mega wasn't listening. He had turned around, and seemed to be staring at something. Anon turned around saw what he was staring at. It was the same figure that had been with Slipknot in the darkness only minutes before. But now, Anon could see who he was. His uniform gleamed through the darkness. It bore the word "Wikia" in blue letters, with the man's name "DaNASCAT" embolded on a nametag. But DaNASCAT's most distinguishing feature was his huge, batlike wings that seemed to radiate power.

"Who are you? I've never seen you here. You have no business blocking one of our admins!" Anon shouted.

But DaNASCAT wasn't listening. He was looking at Omega Tyrant, who was raising a hand to unblock himself. Taking only a few long strides, DaNASCAT made his way over to Omega Tyrant, grabbing him by his throat. Anon watched in horror as energy flowed from Omega Tyrant to DaNASCAT. In a moment it was done. The great Omega Tyrant had lost his Adminship. Next, DaNASCAT marched over to Slipknot Darkrai's cage, and with a mere raise of his hand the cage vanished.

Slipknot Darkrai smiled. "That's what you get for pushing people away from this site, Omegaboy." And with that, he grabbed DaNASCAT, and the evil wikia staff member flew off, taking Slipknot with him.