User:Black Vulpine/If Smash Bros had a humourous announcer when selecting characters

In the game, players can choose alternate announcers to the default. Johnny Cage's voice in particular says a range of humourous things for each of the characters when the player selects them. I've decided to once again fold that idea into Smash.

As with my MKX page, you can add things in yourself if you want. Keep in mind the following rules though:
 * I decided not to make this page exclusively PG-only, however don't go over the top. Anything explicit must be placed behind a div-collapse box.
 * Each character must have one title that is simply their name.
 * If a title references an event or character from Smash or other universe, it is preferred that a link to that reference be provided.
 * Don't just simply use titles from the Boxing Ring stage - that would be cheating. 😛
 * I reserve the right to change anything I want or outright reject additions altogether.
 * In this vain, you may notice that some of my lesser-liked characters might have some rather choice phrases for them. Keep in mind that this is my userspace, and as such, I am entitled to my own opinions, and therefore do not deserve to be personally attacked over any of them.

Above all, keep in mind that this is a non-productive area of the wiki. Please make sure to properly balance your mainspace and userspace edits as per our probation policy.

"Bayonetta" "Sexy lady" "Witch with the pew-pews" "Cereza" "Let's dance"

"Bowser" "King Koopa" "Princess kidnapper" "Ugly turtle" "Turtle patriarch"  "Big-ass turtle"

"Chrom" "Discount Ike" "Discount Roy"  "Father of a whore"

"Donkey Kong" "DK" "Big ape" "Harambe's cousin" "Coconut Gun"  "Expand dong"

"Falco" "Space animal no. 2" "Bird of prey" "Arrogant jerk" "Wingman" "Don't touch his bread"

"Fox McCloud" "Furry OG" "Space animal" "Ace pilot" "Space mercenary" "Fiyah"

"Hero" "Luminary/Erdrick/Solo/Eight" (dependent on chosen costume) "Magician"

"Jigglypuff" "Kirby"

"Kirby" "Pink marshmallow" "Little floaty thing" "Pink demon" "Cute round ball" "Up tilt of doom" "Jigglypuff"

"Link" "Hero of Hyrule" "The chosen one" "Camper" "Courageous one"

"Luigi" "Little brother" "Scaredy cat" "Mean in green" "Player two" "Green Mario" "Ghost buster" "Mama Luigi"

"Lucina" "Copycat" "Easy Marth" "No skill"  "Basic bitch"

"Marth" "Hero King" "Accept no substitutes" "Just the tip" "Unfair grab range"

"Mario" "Nintendo OG" "Koopa Stomper" "You know who he is" "Plumber boy" "Chris Pratt"

"Mega Man" "Blue Bomber" "Little robot"

"Ness" "Nintendo's cult classic" "PSI guy" "Ninten" "Pig's butt"

"Ridley" "Space pirate" "Samus's enemy" "Too big for Smash" "Nightmare fuel"  "Really fucking ugly"

"Solid Snake" "David" "Silent but deadly" "One-man army" "Kept you waiting?"

"Sonic" "Ugly Sonic" (Chip N Dale reference) "Uhhhh, meow?"

"Sora" "Disney rep" "Fever dreamer" "Wielding a magic key" "Worlds collide" "Mickey Mouse for Smash confirmed"

"Steve/Alex/Zombie/Enderman" (dependent on chosen costume) "World creator" "Block builder" "Lego Mario"

"Yoshi" "My go-to" "Best choice" "Good egg" "Cute but deadly" "Little dino"

"Zero Suit Samus" "Zero skill spamus" "You'll flip for her" "Samus but hot"