User talk:Megatron1/Joke Book

O_O
LOLWUT?! Really, Megatron1? Was the name necessary to be a ripoff of my Emoticonology?  --Havoc  Reaper '48  14:03, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

lol
Could I perhaps add more than one? Not now, but later.  BNK [ E 04:49, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
 * Feel free to add any joke you have. It don't have to be about Chuck Norris. And dude, no yo mama jokes (they offensive) or offensive jokes. No cussing dude. This is a wikia for kids as well :p.-- Mega  Tron1  XD  Decepticon.png 04:53, July 4, 2010 (UTC)

I have one. Chuck Norris can drown a fish. *Laugh Track*  Z mario  17:38, September 8, 2010 (UTC)
 * Then write it down :p--Decepticon.png Mega  Tron1  XD  http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100907023417/pirate-team/images/6/63/PAT1-19px.png 17:38, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

C.N.Spam
Chuck Norris can beat Megatron - He order people to give Megatron a lot of jokes (facts) so much that it'll become spam Lucasthefourth  PK Thunder!!  09:58, 6 March 2011 (EST)

Anymonous <-- (How to spell this word?)
If an IP user like me wanted to add some jokes, I write my IP number or write "Anymonous" <-- (I don't know how to spell this)? 206.53.152.101 05:24, 7 May 2011 (EDT)
 * It's "Anonymous." Critical Hit, and... KO! 21:35, 7 May 2011 (EDT)

Wolf
Hey, the words are not in the right order Lucasthefourth!-- Wolf  rulez!   Yes he does!  11:25, 19 May 2011 (EDT)
 * Hawhawhaw, just a little violence of hunting a wolf and somewhat a rare dragon Lucas-IV-  Paper  Tosser[[Image:Lucas_kirby.jpg |30px]] 11:28, 19 May 2011 (EDT)

Youtube Jokes
There is something wrong on this page. The youtube Jokes label is between the Chuck Norris Jokes Facts label and the actual Chuck Norris Jokes Facts. When I tried to fix it, on the editing screen, it looks like it's fine. What happened? Cr it  ic alH it60   (talk)  09:13, 26 May 2011 (EDT)
 * Fixed. Mega  Tron1  XD  Decepticon.png 09:58, 26 May 2011 (EDT)

Jokes
How come you deleted some of my jokes in the Chuck Norris jokes section. ..... Ruling power 17:20, 26 May 2011 (EDT)
 * We will not take offensive jokes or jokes that make little sense. Yours falls under the latter. Mega  Tron1  XD  Decepticon.png 17:50, 26 May 2011 (EDT)
 * Sorry. I didn't know. ..... Ruling power [[Image:MetaKnightHeadSSBB.png|20px]] 20:33, 26 May 2011 (EDT)

Chuck Norris Joke (I'm sorry, fact)
This user has been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris just as he was going to post this Chuck Norris joke fact. --24.11.24.139 15:09, 27 June 2011 (EDT)

I Just Realized Something!
The Chuck Norris jokes facts are placed with the Youtube videos. Why is that? --24.11.24.139 15:11, 27 June 2011 (EDT)

I got a new joke for you!
It says, When Chuck Norris tries to dig for gold, he lifts the Earth up.  Shu pa  Roeh   22:28, 19 June 2012 (EDT)

Can you take this joke fact?
Chuck Norris doesn't hit a baseball when he plays it, he is always intentionally walked

You got PWN'D by Link in green 11:47, 9 July 2012 (EDT)

Suggestion from DarkFox01
Hello, Mega! I've got a suggestion for you!

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.

Hopefully this gets added to the list!  DarkFox01:  Smashing   in   Summer  12:42, 13 July 2012 (EDT)
 * You don't have to suggest it here, just put it on the page. Toast  Wii U Logo Transparent.png ltimatum Transparent Swadloon.png 13:33, 13 July 2012 (EDT)

I've got one
Chuck Norris can crash a taunt party and win. With his face. Fedorakeeby11 (talk) 12:22, 10 February 2013 (EST)