User:Monsieur Crow/Quotelist

In time, you will offend everyone you know. It is possible to commit no mistakes, and still lose. That is not weakness. That is life. When game is going full retard, you can only go with it. If you start going against it, if you start going half-retard, you're fucking done for. Story in a game is like a story in a porn movie. It's expected to be there, but it's not that important. If you don't like what is available today, you should not be licensing code in the hopes that I will change it into something you like more. Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most were silent. Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster; and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you. When my information changes, I alter my conclusions. What do you do, sir? In the long run, we are all dead. Only the best is good enough. If you hear a voice within you say, "you cannot paint," then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced. Have no fear of perfection. You'll never reach it. I don't do drugs. I am drugs. I am from Poland. I have been poisoned. In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes. It's okay. I was useless at your age, too. Instead of waiting for perfection, run with what you've got, then fix it as you go. Great people have great egos. Maybe that's what makes them great. It is better to regret what you have done than what you haven't. I always wondered why somebody didn't do something, then I realised I am somebody. Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. People who boast about their IQ are losers. Fuck everyone, now that I think of it. Sometimes, in comedy, you have to generalise. We're all fucked. It helps to remember that. People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point. Take away the right to say "fuck," and you take away the right to say "fuck the government." I'm not a comedian, and I'm not sick. The world is sick, and I'm the doctor. I'm a surgeon with a scalpel for false values. Personally, I think the word "controversy" is just a warning that nearby idiots are about to turn their confusion into arguments. If you are easily frightened by loud noises, or offended by explicit lyrics, you shouldn't be here. If you get offended by my music, don't listen to it. If I offend you, I'm not apologising for it. If you get offended, that's life. I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich, or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that. Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death. I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? Drama is life with all the dull bits cut out. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again: but already it was impossible to say which was which. A true war story is never moral. It does not instruct, nor encourage virtue. You fail only if you stop writing. The good writers touch life often. The mediocre ones run a quick hand over her. The bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies. It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. You people voted for Hubert Humphrey! And you killed Jesus! I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds. Its easy to make frends if you let pepul laff at you. Im going to have lots of frends where I go. p.p.s. please if you get a chanse put some flowrs on Algernons grave in thebak yard... In the beginning God created heaven and earth. Now the earth was a formless void, there was darkness over the deep, with a divine wind sweeping over the waters. God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. In the Name of God, the Merciful, the Compassionate. Praise belongs to God, the Lord of all Being, the All-merciful, the All-compassionate, the Master of the Day of Doom. Thee only we serve; to Thee alone we pray for succour. Guide us in the straight path, the path of those whom Thou has blessed, not of those against whom Thou art wrathful, nor of those who are astray. I cannot say and I will not say that she is dead; she is just away. Tonight, I can write the saddest lines; I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. Through nights like this one, I held her in my arms. I kissed her again and again under the endless sky. But I love your feet, only because they walked upon the earth and upon the wind and upon the waters, until they found me. I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and been widely regarded as a bad move. Is it better for a man to have chosen evil than to have good imposed upon him? We can destroy what we have written, but we cannot unwrite it. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. I cried because I had no wallet, until I met a man who had no money. I don't know why he had no money, because that man stole my wallet. I am firmly convinced that Spain is the strongest country of the world. Century after century trying to destroy herself and still no success. Every nation gets the government it deserves. When the poor have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich. People, I just want to say, you know, can we all get along? My dad used to tell me, "Son, don't ever miss a good chance to shut up." I ain't some Hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees. Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat. I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can do about that. But I'm going to be honest. I'm going to continue to speak my mind, and that's who I am. Congratulations, you have a sense of humour. And to those who don't: Go stick your head in the mud. Too often, we judge other groups by their worst examples, while judging ourselves by our best intentions. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. If you're going through hell, keep going. Success is not final, and failure is not fatal. Let no one think that flexibility and a predisposition to compromise is a sign of weakness. We don't have the power of wealth, military strength, or even technology. But we have the power of resilience. I disagreed with most of what he said, but I loved the way he said it. Don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. Read the newspaper, you're misinformed. Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it. There are basically two types of people: People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK. Old country way, make him humble! Suplex him, put him in the camel clutch, break his back, and then fuck his ass, make him humble, 'till he respect the Iron Sheik! Iran number one! Russia number one! USA, hack-phooey! You're a punk motherfucking piece of shit. You're a fucking fag. You fucking suck. You're a no-good motherfucker. You're a no-good son of a bitch... but I still I like you. You sit there, and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says: I just whipped your ass! And that's the bottom line! 'Cause Stone Cold said so! Whatcha gonna do, brother?! Whatcha gonna do when 500 POUNDS OF HULKMANIA run wild all over you?! fgsfds Once, dragons and men coexisted. They shared a peace forged in wisdom, a peace that lasted many generations. Tim is off on a search to rescue the Princess. She has been snatched by a horrible and evil monster. This happened because Tim made a mistake. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. This is the story of a man named Stanley. This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building, where he was employee number 427. Employee number 427's job was simple. He sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor next to his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what employee 427 did every day of every month of every year. And although others might consider it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Stanley was happy. Now, please sit back and enjoy the game. Alpha Team is flying over the forest zone situated in north-west Raccoon City, where we are searching for the helicopter of our compatriots, Bravo Team, who disappeared during the middle of their mission. Bizarre murder cases have recently occurred in Raccoon City. There have been outlandish reports of families being attacked by groups of about ten people. Victims were apparently eaten. Say pal, you don't look so good. You better find something to eat before night comes! Well, Cuphead and his pal Mugman, they liked to roll the dice. By chance they came 'pon Devil's game, and gosh, they paid the price! Isaac, wake up! Please, dear, wake up! The Mt. Aleph Boulder is going to fall! Come on, Isaac. We have to gonow! In the land of Hyrule, there echoes a legend. A legend held early by the Royal Family that tells of a boy... This is but one of the legends of which the people speak... Proper story's supposed to start at the beginning. Ain't so simple with this one. Here's a kid whose whole world got all twisted, leaving him stranded on a rock in the sky. He gets up. Sets off for the Bastion, where everyone agreed to go in case of trouble. Countless legends surround a sword known as Soul Edge. Some claim it to be the ultimate weapon. Others refer to it as the Sword of Heroes; a phantom sword with immeasurable power of the spirits; the key to eternal youth; a treasure without equal; a panacea to cure all illnesses. There are even those who consider it as the Sword of Salvation. Although various folklore of Soul Edge spread across the world, its true nature was unmistakably evil. It was a demonic sword that fed on human souls. Although various folklore of Soul Edge spread across the world, its true nature was unmistakably evil. It was a demonic sword that fed on human souls. Congratulations. The October labor lottery is complete. Your name was pulled. For immediate placement, report to the Ministry Of Admission at Grestin Border Checkpoint. An apartment will be provided for you and your family in East Grestin. Expect a Class-8 dwelling. Glory to Arstotzka. Legend tells of an ancient artifact that can grant a woman's wish...The Skull Heart However, if she is impure of heart, her wish will be corrupted, and she will be turned into an immensely powerful, twisted being of destruction... The Skull Girl About 15 years ago, the base point connected with another world. Appeared in various places on the Earth. That was called a Gate. The name of the world is Randlok. That was the fantasy world where magic existed really. We'll fall in love in the town where it snows. extend the little wings which fly in this sky highly Sometimes I question my life decisions. Tomorrow is my first day of college, it's past 11:00PM, and instead of sleeping, I'm at an Adam Eaton concert one state away from my college campus. Unlike teenagers out in the audience screaming for an encore, though, I'm the girl backstage dusting Adam's face with another coat of powder before he heads back out... We're almost home. Your room is just the way you left it. They're hostile...? This might be more trouble than it's worth... This is... the sky? It's heavy and gloomy. It looks as dark as it can get. ...I'll commence... my operation now. It is the stated position of the U.S. Air Force that their safeguards would prevent the occurrence of such events as are depicted in this film. Furthermore, it should be noted that none of the characters portrayed in this film are meant to represent any real persons living or dead. Hey, guess what? I've got a job that you're going to love. Nice and easy, this is strictly a salvage mission. No crazy shit, I promise. Fight using only the left and right mouse buttons. When you fight, your cursor can be anywhere on the screen. I've kept a journal for as long as I can remember. I used it to chronicle my every thought and dream. Until the day I opened it to find it completely blank... Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television. Life was simple and they were both happy. That was until the day Isaac's mom heard a voice from above: "Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved." It was a thrust like lightning. A spearhead thrust to pierce my heart. Trying to dodge it would be useless. Being lightning, it's invisible to the human eye. But... The lightning that tries to pierce me... ...Is repelled by the moonlight that tries to save me. St. PigeoNation's. A school blessed with extensive curricula and facilities. It's already been a year since I ended my ordinary life and walked through these gates. I should probably say... This school is known for one thing in particular. This school is Japan's -- no, the world's, greatest gathering-place for gifted birds. Birds who want to study the arts, the sciences, even sports all come to St. PigeoNation's. The teaching staff and student body are both made up of a diverse blend of birds of different backgrounds and species. I'm often asked why I chose to come here, despite not being a bird. It's a long story... Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and...shine. Not that I wish...to imply that you have been sleeping on...the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well...let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference...in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and...smell the ashes. There once was a city in the world of mortals. Its king was proud of his position, and its people were arrogant about their wealth. Its rulers made light of the gods and ceased to worship them. Its people sank into debauchery and sloth. The Lord became angry at this and summoned the Prince of Darkness, ruler of the Underworld. Accepting the Lord's will, he attacked the world of mortals. Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 386.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word "hate" was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro instant. For you. Hate. Hate. You shall find your place in history and become a legend... A legend that will never die! Transcending history, and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold. Danger, danger! High voltage! When we touch! When we kiss! Oh well, whatever, never mind. Polly wants a cracker. I think I should get off her, first. I like it, I'm not gonna crack. I miss you, I'm not gonna crack. I love you, I'm not gonna crack. I killed you, I'm not gonna crack. She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak. I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks. I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap. I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black. Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint! Forever in debt to your priceless advice... Rainy days to wash away my tears. Sunny days and a smile to hide my fears. Way back then, remember what you said to me. Stars melting in the sky, just for you and me... Won't you hold me tight, fly into the night. Love is in the city around you and me. You and I, dive into the night. Our one and only paradise, bright lights in me... You are the one, another day, another night... I need you so, I love you so, you are the one... Stumbling and falling and still after all, I keep falling in love with you! And when the sun is out, we'll take each other's hands and shout, "I love you 'till the end of time!" I'll turn to a friend, someone that understands and sees through the master plan. But everybody's gone, and I've been here for too long to face this on my own. Well, I guess this is growing up... Oh hi! We love your music. Can we make a song together one day? I can't decide whether you should live or die, though you'll probably go to heaven, please don't hang your head and cry. I could throw you in the lake, or feed you poisoned birthday cake, I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone. I could bury you alive, but you might crawl out with a knife, and kill me when I'm sleeping, that's why... You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. You whirled around to make your case, to put me right back in my place. You held your laundry in your arms, it said "I mean it!" on your face, and in my last clean shirt, I was completely off-guard, when Laundry Girl, you kissed me hard! Our lips were heavens opened up, you fit like coffee to my cup, through galaxies of apple trees, you were my first clean love, and in my last clean shirt, I turned around, and you were gone...Oh, but I never got to say goodbye...! Laundry Girl, I love you, from my socks, to my pocket-T... Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, rest your soul and feed your brain, that's where you will get to see everything the water can be! Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, rest your soul and feed your brain, free for you and all your friends, crawfish 'till the bitter end! Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, wade to the shallows break, that's where you will get to see everything the water can be! That's how it happened, why would I lie?! There were no bodies, I've got none to hide! I'm just a boy, lost his friends in the rain. Any more questions, just go and ask Lake Pontchartrain! They've got more beer than he's ever seen, and they've got girls on trampolines! They tapped ten kegs since 9:15, and they've got girls on trampolines! I hear there's a shindig behind Burger King, and I hear there's girls on trampolines! The tree looks fine, and the driver's clean! Just give them girls on trampolines! God bless the wisdom of Officer Three! Just give them girls on trampolines! But the best story that I could ever tell is the one where I am growing old with you... I've gotten drunk and shot the breeze with kings of far off lands, they showed me wealth as far as I could see. But their kingdoms seemed all shrivelly and they cried with jealousy when I leaned in and told them about you... All I've ever wanted, see, was to tell you honestly, I'd do anything for you. I'd do absolutely anything for you... But I realized you were right, we were never meant to be. And you know what? Thank God! 'Cause you're the most vapid, whiny blah I've ever met. Always making fun of my clothes, telling me how hot other guys are, asking me to pay you gas money?! Buy your own gas, you bug-eyed mooch, it's your car and it costs more than my house! Oh, and now you're going around trying to sleep with my friends! Hey, good, that really makes you an empowered individual! No, wait, did I say empowered individual? I meant TWO-CENT GUTTER SLUT! Listen, you tanning-bed-baked, broke-ass, goat-faced, oompa-loompa monkey problem! I am proud to shop at Target, I'll wear warm-up pants any day of the week! Yes, your ass did look fat in those jeans, your mom's a milf, and I plan to get on your little sister just as soon as I give her a call back, oh and you know what else?! We hope you enjoy your stay. It's good to have you with us, even if it's just for the day. We hope you enjoy your stay. Outside, the sun is shining, it seems like heaven ain't far away. Aggressively, we all defend the role we play. Regrettably, time's come to send you on your way. We've seen it all, bonfires of trust, flash floods of pain. It doesn't really matter, don't you worry, it'll all work out. No, it doesn't even matter, don't you worry what it's all about. We hope you've enjoyed your stay. It's good to have you with us, even if it's just for the day. We hope you've enjoyed your stay. Outside, the sun is shining, it seems like heaven ain't far away. Nobody ever had a dream around here, but I don't really mind it's starting to get to me. Nobody ever pulls the seams around here, but I don't really mind that it's starting to get to me. And I'm sick of all my judges, so scared of letting me shine. But I know that I can make it, as long as somebody takes me home. You better run for the hills before they burn, listen to the sound of the world, don't watch it turn. I just want to show you what I know, and catch you when the current lets you go. I just want to show you what I know, and catch you when the current lets you go. Or should I just get along with myself? I never did get along with everybody else, I've been trying hard to do what's right. But you know, I could stay here all night and watch the clouds fall from the sky... Coming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine. Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all. Jealousy, turning saints into the sea, swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis. But it's just the price I pay, destiny is calling me, open up my eager eyes, 'cause I'm Mr. Brightside. Well somebody told me, you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year, it's not confidential, I've got potential. He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman, like you imagined when you were young. We're burning down the highway skyline on the back of a hurricane that started turning when you were young. And sometimes you close your eyes, and see the place where you used to live when you were young. Don't you want to come with me? Don't you want to feel my bones on your bones? It's only natural... And I'm on my knees, looking for the answer. Are we human, or are we dancer? I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover, I'll love you forever, forever is over. We used to kiss all night, now it's just a bar fight, so don't call me crying, say hello to goodbye! Would you give me one more minute? The story's far from finished, we could fill in all the pages... I'm feeling sick, girl, you're so contagious! Just wanna say I miss you, I caught it when I kissed you, and I've been through all the stages... I'm feeling sick, girl, you're so contagious! I got your runaway smile in my piggybank, baby, gonna cash it right in for a new Mercedes. If I drive a hundred thousand miles, would you let me stay a while? You're a chance taker, heart breaker, got me wrapped around your finger! And you still don't have the right look, and you still don't have the right friends! And you still listen to the same shit you did back then! High school never ends! And I still don't have the right looks, and I still have the same three friends. And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then... High school never ends. Burns are red, bruises blue, out with the old, cheated by the new... Do you suffer from long-term memory loss? I don't remember... Big city, it's a wishing well. Big city, it's a living hell. All I know is that I don't know. All I know is that I don't know nothing. I've retraced my steps a thousand times! Seems I've spent hours asking all my friends about her! Been six months, but I'll never be the same! Nobody remembers her name...! How am I supposed to feel about the things I've done? I don't know if I should stay or turn around and run... Yeah, your sister thinks that I'm a freak! She's ignoring my calls, we haven't spoken in a week! Three beers and I'm so messed up! Get drunk, and I can't shut up! She says that I drink too much, I fucked up and she hates my guts! I'm driving fast to get away! Doing 180 on the DON VALLEY PARKWAY!! Yeah I'd be better off dead! I don't give a shit, I just don't wanna die and I don't wanna live, I said! She says that I drink too much HAWAIIAN RED FRUIT PUNCH!! This isn't a game, I'm not feeling well. My face is aflame, it was starting to swell, it was starting to bloat, and I started freaking out, like I was way too stoned. I gotta confess, it was you all along, trying my best to keep my head on. But my heart rate is flying, I think I'm dying, I'm hoping it's all in my head! So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating? Can't find a good reason, can't find hope to believe in... And still, I feel like a prisoner, trapped inside this broken world, while I'm playing the victim again running in circles. To me, it's all the same, and though nothing's gonna change, I hope someday you have it all. No apologies, I never thought you'd be so easily deceived. Now I'll just hang my head, along with the dead. This future's not so bright, some can't make the sacrifice. It's much more than just black and white, and I won't follow. Tell me, why can't you see it's not the way? When we all fall down, it will be too late. Why is there no reason we can't change? When we all fall down, who will take the blame? Times like these I've come to see how everything but time is running out... Think before you make up your mind, you don't seem to realise, I can do this on my own. And if I fall, I'll take it all, it's so easy after all... I tried to be perfect, it just wasn't worth it, nothing could ever be so wrong. It's hard to believe me, it never gets easy, I guess I knew that all along... If you believe it's in my soul, I'd say all the words that I know, just to see if it would show that I'm trying to let you know that I'm better off on my own... It's not meant to hurt you, but let me assure you, it's not what I said but intentions you've read! What do I have to do to get inside of you, inside of you, inside of you? 'Cause I love the way you move when I'm inside of you, when I'm inside of you. I wish that we would go back to what we were before. But I don't think that I love you anymore. Don't you make a move tonight, you can only stagger. Once she's got you in her sights, you're the one she's after. He's fat and he don't run too fast, but he's faster than me. Last night at the show we saw him going out of his tree! I don't get you, I can't forget what you've forgotten all along. I've never been so alone... I was pretending your secret kiss of confidence was my escape, the perfect game to play... If you're blue and you don't know where to go, why don't you go where fashion sits? Puttin' on the Ritz. Let's go for a ride. It's you and me tonight. Ten thousand miles apart, a frozen ocean joins our hearts. I can't wait to meet you when the frozen waves meet ocean floors... I hit the floor when the thoughts are too much pain, and you said, "I'll save your broken heart." You hit the floor when the thoughts are too much pain, and I swear, I'll save your broken heart. Hey, down there, don't worry for me... 'Cause I'm okay, you cared... No more tears, 'cause I'm far from lonely... I'm far away... you cared... Leave me here, now I'm with the angels. And don't you say, "It's not fair..." Please don't think that the world has taken the best of you or me... I know the love that's in your eyes was there when the sky fell over me. Hello father, some news for you, I'm really not that crazy. Hello mother, I'm curious, why you think there's something wrong with me. And I don't know what I'd do if I lost you. And what in the world would I do without you? Mercy sent a miracle, the nights will take us home. Mercy sent a miracle, the nights, the nights...! Just take away the words I say, 'cause I know you don't feel the same. Just go and say what's in your head, I won't try to stop you. She's ricochets, and you don't notice. She's in your head, and you just don't notice. We're dead in this ghost town! You better let go, so let go, let go of me! It's nearly over, the last train is here, and it's leaving behind those years. These are the bad lands, the worst taste in fear, making graves for the ones we left here. One more time, we're gonna celebrate! Oh yeah, all right, don't stop the dancing! Music's got me feeling so free, we're gonna celebrate! Celebrate and dance so free, one more time! Last night, I had a dream about you. In this dream, I'm dancing right beside you, and it looked like everyone was having fun. That kind of feeling, I've waited so long... Don't stop, come a little closer. As we jam, the rhythm gets stronger. There's nothing wrong with just a little, little fun. We were dancing all night long... The time is right to put my arms around you. You're feeling right, you wrap your arms around, too. But suddenly, I feel the shining sun, before I knew it, this dream was gone... Why don't you play the game? Why don't you play the game? Work it harder, make it better. Do it faster, makes us stronger. More than ever, hour after hour. Work is never over. Hope is for the hopeful, it's a dream that never dies. Faith is for the faithful, I see it in your eyes. And I got angels on my side. I got angels flying high. And everything's going to be alright, 'cause I got angels on my side. And it seems so simple when it rains. Yeah, it seems so easy to explain. And after all that I've done wrong, you still carry on. It seems so simple when it rains. Keep singing, whoa, I keep singing, praising to the heavens with my voice ringing. Keep singing, whoa, I keep singing, clap to the beat 'till my hands are stinging. Together forever, and never to part. Together forever, we two. And don't you know, I would move Heaven and Earth to be together forever with you? I've been sitting here on my own, haven't seen you in a long, long time. This waiting's getting old, as I sit here, I sing to myself... Don't you want to live like you've already lived? Don't you want to use what you've been given? I don't want to live like I've already lived, but I do want to get busy living. Slow down, slow down, sweet talkin' woman. You got me running, you got me searching. Hold on, hold on, sweet talkin' lover. It's so sad if that's the way it's over. I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. Here comes the ice cream man, parked at the end of the road. With a swish of his magic whip, all the people in the party froze. Girls who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys. Always should be someone you really love... City dweller, successful fella, thought to himself, "Oops, I've got a lot of money." I'm a professional cynic, but my heart's not in it, I'm payin' the price of livin' life at the limit. It's automatic. I need to unload. Under the pressure. Gone middle of the road. Good morning, lethargy. Drink Pepsi, it's good for energy. Looking for America, with its kooky nights and suicide, where the TV says it's alright, 'cause everybody's hung up on something or other... When we woke up that morning, we had no way of knowing that in a matter of hours, we'd change the way we were going... Where would I be now, where would I be now if we'd never met? Would I be singing this song to someone else instead? I don't know, but like you just said... Something changed. Life could have been very different... but then, something changed... Glam jam, do it, start it! Glam jam, now you got it! Scatman, really on it! Movin' it to the glam jam! Baby, I'm not here to sell you, but you need someone to tell you like it is. I don't wanna be a preacher, but you really need a teacher, here it is. Somebody, stop the rain, stop the rain, stop the rain, I'm drippin' and I'm soakin' wet... Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man, tell me about the colour of your soul. I wanna be a human being, not a human doing. I couldn't keep that pace up if I tried... Because all I have left is the voice of the wind... blowing through the doors of our house! Wake again to tea with cinnamon, some honey on a spoon, it is almost noon. Walking down the stairs to shed my morning tears, just can't be satisfied, Lord knows I've tried... And it's so beautiful... it's so beautiful... it's so beautiful... but it's not real... it's not real. Will you still kiss my neck, my dear, my dear? Will you dance when I ask, my dear, my dear? Will you walk out ahead, my dear, my dear, my dear? Or will you stay in bed? Come sing along on my song! Come sing along, this can't go wrong! What kind of fuckery is this?! Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. I'm not sleepy, and there is no place I'm going to... Please, Mister Postman, look and see. Is there a letter in your bag for me? You know it's been so long since I've heard from this boyfriend of mine... People all over the world, join hands. Start a love train, love train. A crow flew to me, kept its distance, such a proud creation. I saw its soul, envied its pride, but needed nothing it had... An owl came to me, old and wise, pierced right through my youth. I learned its ways, envied its sense, but needed nothing it had... A dove came to me, had no fear, it rested on my arm. I touched its calm, envied its love, but needed nothing it had... A swan of white, she came to me, the lake mirrored her sweet. I kissed her neck, adored her grace, but needed nothing she could give... There is no God! Our creed is but for ourselves! Time to die, poor mates, you made me what I am! I wish for this night time to last for a life time. The darkness around me, shores of a solar sea. Oh, how I wish to go down with the sun. Sleeping, weeping, with you. Sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight. Come crawling faster! Obey your master! Your life burns faster! Obey your master! Someone help me, oh please, God help me! They are trying to take it all away...! I don't want to die...! An unforeseen future nestled somewhere in time. Unsuspecting victims, no warnings, no signs. Judgement day, the second coming arrives. Before you see the light, you must die! Raining blood, from a lacerated sky! Bleeding its horror, creating my structure! Now I shall reign in blood! Cry for the Indians! Die for the Indians! Cry for the Indians! Cry, cry, cry for the Indians! I am the law! And you won't fuck around no more! I am the law! I judge the rich, I judge the poor! Life?! Whaddaya mean life?! I ain't got a life! What do you mean, I don't believe in God? I talk to him everyday! What do you mean, I don't support the system? I go to court when I have to! What do you mean, I can't get to work on time? Got nothing better to do?! What do you mean, I don't pay my bills? Why do you think I'm broke, huh?! What do you mean, I hurt your feelings? I didn't know you had any feelings! What do you mean, I ain't kind? I'm just not your kind! Respect! Walk! Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me?! To see, to bleed cannot be taught! In turn, you're making us FUCKING HOSTILE!! Then when confronted, we ask them the question: What's wrong with your mind?! What's wrong with your mind?! You see us comin', and you all together run for cover! We're taking over this town! Here we come, reach for your gun, and you better listen well, my friend! You see, it's been slow down below! Aimed at you, we're the cowboys from Hell! Deed is done again, we've won, ain't talking no tall tales, friend! 'Cause high noon, your doom's comin' for you, we're the cowboys from Hell! You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools. But that's the way I like it, baby, I don't wanna live forever! And don't forget the Joker! Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! ...MOTHERFUCKER!! So rally 'round the family, with a pocket full of shells! They rally 'round the family, with a pocket full of shells... Burn, burn, yes, you're gonna burn! Burn, burn, yes, you're gonna burn! Burn, burn, yes, you're gonna burn! Burn, burn, yes, you're gonna burn! If we don't take action now, we settle for nothing later! Settle for nothing now, and we'll settle for nothing later! Who controls the past now controls the future. Who controls the present now controls the past. Who controls the past now controls the future. Who controls the present now? Lights out, guerilla radio! Turn that shit up! Lights out, guerilla radio! TURN THAT SHIT UP! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and ghouls! Step right up, behind this curtain lies a ghastly concoction of delight, horror, fantasy, and terror! Your every wish is our command, your every whimsical desire brought to life! But I'm warning you, there's always a price! Welcome to the great show unearthed! Welcome to the lower birth, the greatest show unearthed! We appear without a sound, the darkest show around! We will leave you in a daze, madness, murder, dismay! We will disappear at night with blood on the concrete! We feel the fire burning bright in the night, where the warrior lives, and the warrior dies! Wherever you go, we will be by your side, for the spirit of ninja will carry the night! And we'll all find our sacrifice tomorrow, our journey on towards a brighter day. Silent tears we left behind, still so far away. Across the endless sands, through the fields of our despair, free for all eternity, we stand! Rise above the universe tonight, Starchaser! ...Mm, okay. Nana gives up. ...Life isn't very fair, is it? Nana... did her best to the end... right...? Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call if you're unable to speak? He say you under arrest, Mr. Deckard. He say you blade runner. I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you. In '87, Huey released this, Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is Hip to be Square, a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself! Hey Paul! TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!! YOU... FUCKING... BASTAAAAAAAAAAAARD!! Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. I'm into, well, murders and executions, mostly. You're my lawyer, so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown, uh, some homeless people, maybe 5 or 10... Um, an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some doughnut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nailgun, and some man... Uh, some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and, uh, someone else there... I can't remember, maybe a model? But she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an ax in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I guess I'll... Uh... I mean, uh, I guess... I'm a pretty, uh, I mean... I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open... Overall, I give it 73%. Because I'm a fucking idiot. Hello, good evening, and potato to another Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of. By the power of Poundland! I can't hold my accessories! Obviously, this hotel is a notorious black spot for kettle fuckers. I fear no man now that I have this impervious ladder of steel, this... this god of blades, this MOTHERFUCKING EXCALIBUR! Come on, my beauty, let us demonstrate your omnipotent power and CLEAVE THIS HIDEOUS EARTH IN TWAIN!! She stole something unforgivable from you! ...It was your heart! Game over, man, the end. Is this the end of the story? Okay, then! Have a nice wheeee! On this website, the friends you're tied to by fate... like, not just random schmoes you met, but people you get to know rilly rilly well... We'll, like, show you ahead of time when they'll end up dead and stuff! Oh, and you'll get to see how they croak from the movie clips we upload to the site. Al rii--, wait, rilly!? Did you just say you wanted to die!? Oh! Uh... Hmm. So, you rilly want to die? That's it? No regrets? ...Rilly-rilly? Well, goodbye, then! But I gotcha back when it comes ta weapons and armor! I gotta lady boner harder dan steel for dat stuff! I'll get to this woman's bottom! Wait... I mean... you know what I mean. I am always abso-posi-lutely perfect! I like a man with a big...vocabulary. Mr. Wellington loves large bananas! What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?! I object! That was...objectionable! I agree! Verily, I say! ...Ergo! You huffy, puffy, loosey-goosey excuse for a whimpering, whining, wuss of a witness! Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard... This is my top secret list of groceries to buyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! I heard you can fix something like this with a really strong shock to your system! Come on, lower your head a little! A Maggey Kick should be all you need! Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick! Note to self: Mr. Edgeworth's sighs smell like citrus fruit. I set my ATM card's number to 0001 because I am number one! Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee. Did you forget already? In my world, the color red doesn't exist. These must be... my tears. Zvarri! The truth has once again been elegantly revealed to me! Take a good look, everyone! Unable to find a rival worthy of my genius, I was forced to create one by myself! Here I am! The tragic clown... Mia... Don't you get it? You can't cry yet. The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over. My name is Hank, and I sell propane and propane accessories. If everyone got punched in the face for doing something stupid, I think all of us would have black eyes. Okosan will not allow pudding or himself to be ridiculed! You will apologize! Okosan is always having fun! Okosan refuses these constricting garments! REAL MEN FIGHT IN THE NUDE! Carve it into your soul, kid! I like the cut of your jibe! I must return to my people with the spoils of war, lay my bloodied sword at the feet of my great king, and celebrate my conquest of all the lands from here to distant Macedonia. That's terrible! I mean, Okosan is a nutcase and I don't know what he's saying half the time, but he really does like pudding! ...I've always thought they were lighthouses. Billions of lighthouses, stuck at the far end of the sky. Good evening! Tonight, Princess Yukiko has a big surprise! I'm going to score myself a hot stud! Welcome to "Not a Dream, Not a Hoax: Princess Yukiko's Hunt for Prince Charming"! And I came prepared! I got my lacy unmentionables on stacked from top to bottom. I'm out to catch a whole harem and the best of the lot is all mine! Well, here I go! That's right, it's me, Risette! And this time, I'm about to take on the most extreme challenge! I'm going to strip for you! Da-dana-na! I'm da man! More like Stupei Iori, Ace Defective. I am thou... thou art I... From the sea of thy soul, I come... I have a message for you from Arikado. This is Onishima requesting aerial cover! Send in the choppers, and when you find those kids, don't waste any time! Just nab 'em!! This is Onishima! I'm sendin' in the parachute squad! Once they land, fill that hell-on-wheels with lead!! This is Onishima! I'm sendin' in the tanks! I don't care what happens, just get those punks!! Do you like hurting other people? Before you go, here's four questions to ponder: Question number one: Do you like hurting other people? Question number two: Who is leaving messages on your answering machine? Question number three: Where are you right now? And the final question: Why are we having this conversation? You're not a nice person, are you? Leaving this world is not as scary as it sounds. This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels. The day may come when "Freddy Got Fingered" is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny. It is true that I am fat, but one day, I will be thin, and Vincent Gallo will still be the director of The Brown Bunny. I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than The Brown Bunny. Battlefield Earth is like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time. It's not merely bad; it's unpleasant in a hostile way. This movie is an assault on the eyes, the ears, the brain, common sense, and the human desire to be entertained. No matter what they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out. As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks. I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it. You have to absorb such a film, not consider it. But my brain rebelled, and insisted on applying logic where it was not welcome. I wrote that original Last House review 37 years ago. I am not the same person. I am uninterested in being "consistent". I have one rule when it comes to reviewing films. It's crazy, but what I do is: I review the movie. How insulting would it be to give a film a pass because of good intentions and diversity in the casting? That's not equal treatment; that's condescension. No. This movie sucks more. This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. In more than 20 years of playing games, I have never seen a console game as obviously unfinished and rushed to market as Enter the Matrix. This game is a complete mess, and that's the only thing complete about it. That's Mister Kaneda to you, punk! Mein Führer! I can walk! Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board! That's it, man! Game over, man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now?! What are we gonna do?! Ah, ah, ah! You didn't say the magic word! Never rub another man's rhubarb. You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? Where does he get those wonderful toys? Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press?! This town needs an enema! You dropped me into that vat of chemicals! That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try! HE STOLE MY BALLOONS! HE STOLE MY BALLOONS! Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things?! You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh? What are you laughing at?! Sometimes, I just kill myself! I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favour. I want you to tell all your friends about me. I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger. It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman. It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars? If you're good at something, never do it for free. You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father! You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline. And you know the thing they have in common? ...They're cheap! So, you think the Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hm? Look at me. LOOK AT ME. Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... do things. You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair. Like I said, I'm good with calculation. I told you, I was immortal. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands... and your plan is to blackmail this person? I won't kill you. But I don't have to save you. And Bruce Wayne... why are you dressed as Batman? Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb! Splendid! The world is practically ours! It's times like this when I have no choice but to use my gun! I am... the purgatorial flame of this rotting shit-hole... I am... INFERNO COP! Although it's true that many humans are stupid, immature, and high school drop outs...Humans possess the power to be anything they want to be! Ha ha ha, what a fag! He still wears velcro shoes! Shirotabi, please forgive me for bringing you back to life! I know now that it could never work between us, as much as we want it to, it may never be! ...Not because you're a rabbit, but because you're black! You two-timing son of a bitch! Who's gonna take care of these little bastards?! Your motherfucking life ends 30 minutes from now. Huh? The fuck are you still looking at me for, punk? Piss off! Scram! This guy is a fucking idiot. Ah. You are motherfucker? That sounds sketchy as shit. Oh, sorry, I was thinking about Hellshake Yano. Here's my last number, "Goddamn Bitch In Cat Tights". Don't just go saying whatever the fuck you please. Shut the fuck up and die. I don't need my meds anymore, Hannibal, I'm free for the first fucking time! Why can't you just be happy for me, man?! Oh, I'm happy, I'm happy, look at me! Do I not look happy? Do I not look happy?! This is the face of a happy person! Hey Hannibal, did you hear about this? Hey Hannibal, have you heard about this? Speaking of which, when is Hannibal going to start thinking about some underwear change, am I right, ladies? Guys, who killed Hannibal? Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave? Time to deliver a pizza ball! Alright, pizza aside, let's talk Scientology! Not a lot of people know this, but L. Ron Hubbard was a black man. His real name was L. Ron Hoyabembe! Turn that poop into wine! Turn that poop into wine! Turn that poop into wine! I'm not on The Daily Show, I'm on MySpace. Why does my peepee come out yellow? Pretzels is the same. Why are you booing me, I'm right! This guest is terrible! Hey, hey, Eric, look at me. ...Bitch. Welcome to Cautionary Tales of Swords. I'm Trip Fisk. Whoa, that story was fucking crazier than the last one! Now, zoom in on my face. Are you zoomed in? Don't fucking touch swords! Our first story is about a dad who really fucked up. It's called "Honey, I Killed Our Son". Oh shit, I lied. Here's another story, it's called "Swords Will Fucking Cut Your Hands Off". Our first story deals with some pretty heavy shit: racism. Conspiracy? Fucking-A right it is! Oh, and now I have a goddamn moustache. You know who's a douchebag? Our fucking retarded mayor. Holy shit, is our mayor a fucking douchebag. The stroke of death is as a lover's peach, which hurts and is desired! The show's changed, bitches! Now it's a fucking narrative show, and I'm like goddamn Batman! You know, Trip, not too many people know this, but I used to be gay. I mean, I'm still gay, but I used to be really gay, like... I'd suck so many dicks, I wouldn't get anything done gay, you know? Yeah, well, Batman used to suck a lot of dicks! SWORDS ARE NOT FOR DECORATION! I'm forty years of age, and I've gone to a lot of restaurants, but I've never, ever, ever, ever met someone I believe in as little as you. I'm not asking for excuses, I'm here to help. But everything I'm saying, all you're doing is firing bullshit excuses. Don't bullshit me, and I won't bullshit you. Do you understand? You're overstaffed, underworked... shit food! I wouldn't trust you running a bath, let alone a fucking restaurant! You must be out of your tiny mind! I wouldn't trust you running a bath, let alone a fucking restaurant! You... are a walking disaster. Then acting fucking responsible! You shouldn't even be in the kitchen! Get out, GET OUT!! My gran could do better! And she's dead! I can't help people that can't help themselves and cannot ever take one ounce of criticism. And if you're not willing to change, I'm not going to butt heads, argue, scream, whatever you want to say. But this is not normal. Listen, big boy. Right now, you've won jack-fucking-shit! You've got the audacity to stand there, talking to me about a franchise, when we can't even get a pizza right?! A restaurant run by three passionate owners? No chance. Brian, he works two days a week. David, well, I don't trust him one little inch. And as for Greg, well, he's pissed off at both of them. Basically in a nutshell, Sleepy, Dopey and Grumpy. Who am I? Snow fucking White? I certainly wouldn't put my name on it. I wouldn't even put my enemy's name on that. I'm not here to blow smoke up your fucking ass, let me tell you that. I'm here to fix the restaurant, but you are one big obstacle, aren't you? Here's the difference between you and me: I listen for feedback. You can't handle it. I came here because you asked me to come and help you, and your reaction to me telling you something quite constructive in a very calm manner is a joke. Who the fuck are you to turn around and tell me, when you work a like pig?! YOU FRENCH PIG!! Well if it's your fucking kitchen, THEN CLEAN IT, YOU LAZY CUNT!! Fuck off, you fat, useless, sack of fucking Yankee dankee doodle shit. James is an ass, and we won't be working with him again. Windows 8 was like this giant sadness. It just hurt everybody in the PC business. I must apologise for Wimp Lo, he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke. Okay, so here were my options: A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back-kick... or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground, and die. Hm... should've gone with A. I noticed that the neighbourhood snails were massing their forces near my garden and I needed to defend my territory. My friend with Midwestern roots assures me that I can solve this problem by putting a plate of beer in the garden. Apparently snails like beer, but it kills them. Interestingly, it's the only thing snails do quickly. I've been trying to kill myself with beer for decades. I am literally slower than a snail. Candied pumpkins, sweet egg bread, we love rising from the dead! Carpals, tarsals, vertebrae! That's us clicking on parade! I move without any muscles, my skull's a cavernous hall! Tendons are made for pulling, my friend, I don't need them at all! Many people think he's just a regular man! But he's not just any man, he's Skeleton Man! Ooooooh, Skin Man. Villain in disguise. But Skeleton Man sees through his plan with his skeleton eyes! But now I have a red tuba that makes you shit yourself. Ooh, and that's a bad miss. Great! And what shall I do after I've pissed myself? Fuck myself? Eat myself? You're such a... Yes, I'm doing it already! I'm so pathetic that as soon as you ordered me to piss myself, I started the procedure. This is what you've done, you've ground down my sense of self-worth over the years, I hope you're proud! Piss yourself, stop pissing yourself, it's not that simple, the floodgates are open! You're being a real big dick about this, aren't you? People can start pollution... people can stop it. Everything is perfect now. At this rate, we're doomed!! You bet, kid! Inedible. Tastes like chicken. Eating this flower leads to spectacular, breathtaking indigestion. One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. Arstotzka so great, passport not required! Ok! Here we go! For Arstotzka! The greatest country! Cobrastan is not a real country. Bullshit. I need to earn money today. Give bomb to me. I sell materials and give you cut. That little bitch. I break her in two. FOR KOLECHIA! I'm gonna settle this!! I'm accelerating. It's Piyo's turn now! Syura's powers go beyond hell itself! Allow me to demonstrate! This calls for a good distraction... Oh please. We are both men here and that is a fact. Poppo! Poppopopo! Mau... this isn't what I expected... It turned out we could communicate, so it's a shame. Please die. It's probably really painful. But, not like I can tell with my messed-up brain. I'm sorry... I can't make it back... Oooooh? You gonna get in my way, girlie? You can sail across the ocean. You can run around that hill. You can show your emotion, don't be afraid to fail... Take my hand, we drift away to place beyond the stars... I close my eyes and stay to pray, to be forever and heal my scars... From now until the end of day, to be with you, and be the best I ever could... Stand up for love, there is nothing more to say. Stand up for me, what can I say? I see from above, it is time to play, show me love... Here I go... Never thought I would let you know... Won't you stay...? Never wanted to end today... Hey, I'm not done talking yet! Red Barrel! I'll make you leave the guild today for sure! Well, if it isn't Marc! Still up to the same things? Have a jawbreaker! Hahahaha, the critical error was you! Feel the beat! Tch, not even worth my time. Let's roll! Sliced, and diced. The time has come for me to clear my reputation... by assaulting this young girl! I'm trying to talk to my adorable friends, and you won't shut your lousy yap!! Finally! You and I are going to score together! Rulue loves the Dark Prince, Rulue loves the Dark Prince! Hear me roar!! I am cowboy. My gums are bleeding. Lo, I am ruptured. Wonderful buckets of romance for two... Yes, it's true. This man has no dick. Well that's something you don't see every day. Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna be sedated. Nothing to do and nowhere to go, I wanna be sedated. There's no law, no law anymore, I wanna steal from the rich, and give to the poor... I met her at the Burger King, we fell in love by the soda machine. So we took the car downtown, the kids were hanging out all around. Then we went down to Coney Island, on the coaster and around again, and no one's gonna ever tear us apart, 'cause she's my sweetheart. Hanging out on a night like this, I'm gonna give her a great big kiss. I'm gonna make her mine, and everything's gonna be real fine. Hey, ho, let's go! Hey, ho, let's go! I don't want to have to shout it out, I don't want my hair to fall out, I don't want to be filled with doubt, I don't want to be a good boy scout, I don't want to have to learn to count, I don't want to have the biggest amount, I don't want to grow up... I don't wanna grow up! I don't wanna grow up! If growing up means being like you, then I don't want to be like you! We're the proud, the few, Descendents rockin' alone tonight! We're the proud, the few, Descendents pickin' our butts tonight! I'm lonely today, won't you come out to play? When I'm with you, all the world goes away. Your smile and your eyes, they keep me alive, your voice is a bell that massages my mind. And it makes me wonder. And it makes me sad. And it makes me nervous. And it makes me oh so mad... My silly girl, I'm begging you, tell me all the things I wanna hear! My silly girl, I'm in love with you... My silly girl, I'm begging you, don't stop being a silly girl! My silly girl, I'm in love with you... No more fat! No more fat! No more chicken pot pies, no more chorizo... I can't have that! ...Fuck! No more fat! No more fat! I like food, but all the food that tastes good... I can't have that! I'm the one, I've been here for you all along! I'm the one, whose shoulder you've been cryin' on! Got up this morning to make some coffee, everything sucks today. Prayed someone hired a hitman to off me, everything sucks today. I don't wanna smell your muff! Another day goes by, we can't live like this anymore, can't live without love! You're a no-good son of a bitch, you arrogant assholes! Your pants are too tight, you fucking homos! You suck, Mr. Buttfuck, you don't belong here! Go away, you fucking gay, I'm not a loser!! Why can't you see you torture me? You're already thinking about someone else. When he comes home, you'll be in his arms, and I'll be gone, but I know my day will come, I know someday, I'll be the only one. But I know my day will come, I know someday, I'll be the only one. When you're on the streets with a needle in your arm, selling your body for another fix, who's gonna pick you up and take you home with them tonight? Not me... not me... not me... not me... not me... not me... Not me! Listen up, man, I'll tell you who I am, just another stupid American! You don't wanna listen, you don't wanna understand, so finish up your drink and go home! I think of all the things that I would do, if wishes could come true! I want to put an end to all of them, but I don't know where to begin! 'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin! I'm the only boy who can make you see that you're the only girl in the world for me! I know I can make everything just perfect...! Our name is ALL, and we wrote this song! It's not very good, people say it's too long! Well, listen up, Alfredo, this is for you! The reason why we wrote this is to get some free food! I can start over today, live my life a different way, can't find a way to erase bad times to make everything okay... I'll start over and live every single day! Tonight, let's draw the blinds, there's nothing out there worth our time! We all need to unwind, and drown our demons in cheap wine! Yeah, I've been drinking, yeah, I've been drunk! I lost my shirt on a game of stud! Jack in a bottle, Jack in a cup, Jack on the rocks, or Jack straight up! If she don't kill me... The whiskey will! If it's late, you need to call, Gurley wouldn't mind at all! If it's one or two AM, Gurley will still be your friend! Well don't you fret, and don't you worry, I'm sure Gurley's in no hurry! If Grandma was a Nazi, it wouldn't make a fuck to me! Yeah, if Grandma was a Nazi, it wouldn't make a fuck to me! If Grandma was a Nazi, it wouldn't make a fuck to me! If Grandma was a Nazi, it wouldn't make a fuck to me! 'Cause it's 2004, and Grandma ain't a Nazi anymore! Some cunt sneezed on my sub today, some cunt sneezed on my sub today, I think I got pneumonia! I'll tell the truth about a guy, he's tough and mean, but on the inside, he's really nice! And you should know that if you see him out at a show, you wanna fight? You wanna dance? He'll make you shit your fucking pants! He's been convicted! A three-time felon! Believe in Packer! He'd sell your grandma a bag of coke, an Army veteran, and buddy, that's no joke! He's got a bike, he'd slap a dyke, some kind of hero, some kinda thug! You want a haircut? Try this instead: He'll punch the hair right off your head! But he's a friend, and that's a fact, believe in Packer! Don't need no other Packers, 'cause we believe in Packer! Can't own a gun! He's got a knife! He's the barber with four eyes! We'd follow him until the end! He's Ryan Packer! Thank you for letting us use your truck! ...Ya fuck, ya. Many moons, many moons... I won't be coming home in many moons... When the room's spinnin', spinnin' around... I'll suck another one down. Punk rock's not dead, punk rock is heating up the place! Punk rock's not dead, how 'bout this punk rock in your face?! Johnny woke up this morning, he felt kinda weird! His nuts swelled overnight! He went to scratch his dicky beard, and he had balls the size of cantaloupes! 'Loupes! He's got 'loupes! He's got balls the size of cantaloupes! I wanna join the NRA, no retards allowed! We're semi-automatic psychopathic fucks, we're armed, and we're proud! Don't give me a reason to take your life, please, whatever you do! Shoot your family, and shoot your wife, and it's hunting season on you! I wanna be a member of the NRA, no rejects at all! If my piece runs out of lead, I'll kick you in the balls! Well I know I miss more than hit, with a face that was launched to sink, and I seldom feel the bright relief. It's been the worst day since yesterday. If there's one thing I have said, it's that the dreams I once had now lay in bed. As the four winds blow my wits through the door, it's been the worst day since yesterday. Must it take a life for hateful eyes to glisten once again?! 'Cause we found ourselves in the same old mess, singing drunken lullabies! This drowning sorrow is shaking me more than it ever has before, the road signs reading "bitter end" leave me suspect of a crime. Are you going to be waiting when I get home? We'll stay up all night, getting drunk and watching sunsets on our porch. I'm dying to explain my heart to you now. There's so much on my mind, it's tearing me apart. I'm dying to explain my heart to you now. I'm dying to explain my heart to you now. There's so much on my mind, it's tearing me apart. There's so much on my mind, it's tearing me apart. Yesterday has gone away now. When we used to play has gone away now. Hey, there's ego in my way. Lucky for me, I've got the patience of a saint. Ready, steady, these days are high and heady, there's so much more left to say, but there's ego in my way. At 10 past 9, a feeling that's hard to define, I pass you by, and wonder what you have to hide... At 10 'till 1, and I've lost track of everyone. My friends are gone, there's no one here to rely on... And when I wake up, you're wearing makeup, you are leaving everything that we had behind. It doesn't make sense, but it makes no difference, the way you looked at me made it feel alright... Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to the disclaimer! That's right, the disclaimer! This American apple pie institution known as "Parental Discretion" will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm from the lyrics that might actually make you think, and will also insult your intelligence at the same time! So protect your family! This album contains explicit depictions of things which are real! These real things are commonly known as life! So if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously! If it sounds dangerous, do not try this at home, or at all! And if it offends you, just don't listen to it! So if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously! If it sounds dangerous, do not try this at home, or at all! And if it offends you, just don't listen to it! Operation is in sight, and the field is open wide, when you break it, then you know you're still alive! If the cops don't make you pay, and you make your getaway, then you know that's one fine day! I believe it's my God-given right to destroy everything in my sight, 'cause it never gets dull, it never gets old, the only thing it gets is more bold! Drinkin', fightin', going to the game, in our world, it's a way to stay sane! If you're asking me to have it my way, I'd say, that's one fine day! I believe it's my God-given right to destroy everything in my sight, 'cause it never gets dull, it never gets old, the only thing it gets is more bold! Drinkin', fightin', going to the game, in our world, it's a way to stay sane! If you're asking me to have it my way, I'd say, that's one fine day! I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way! Na, na, why don't you get a job?! Say, no way, no way, no way! Na, na, why don't you get a job?! Now dance, fucker, dance, man, he never had a chance! And no one even knew it was really only you! And you steal away, take him out today! Nice work you did, you're gonna go far, kid! Day after day, your home life's a wreck, the powers that be just breathe down your neck! You get no respect, you get no relief, you gotta speak up, and yell out your piece! When we were young, the future was so bright, the old neighbourhood was so alive, and every kid on the whole damn street was gonna make it big and not be beat! Now the neighbourhood's cracked and torn, the kids are grown up, but their lives are worn! How can one little street swallow so many lives...?! How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel?! It's this feeling called "lust!" Punk rock girl, please look at me! Punk rock girl, what do you see? Let's travel around the world, just you and me, punk rock girl! Punk rock girl, give me a chance! Punk rock girl, let's go slamdance! We'll dress like Minnie Pearl, just you and me, punk rock girl! It makes no sense, punk rock girl, your dad is the vice president! Rich as the Duke of Earl, yeah, you're for me, punk rock girl! Punk rock girl, you look so wild! Punk rock girl, let's have a child! We'll name her Minnie Pearl, just you and me! Eat fudge banana swirls, just you and me! We'll travel 'round the world, just you and me, punk rock girl! She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump, she's in my head! She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump, she might be dead! God save the Queen, the fascist regime! They made you a moron, a potential H-bomb! Don't be told what you want! Don't be told what you need! There's no future, no future, no future for you! Bloody screaming fucking bloody mess! Not an animal, IT'S AN ABORTION!! Fuck this, and fuck that! Fuck it all and fuck a fucking brat! Throbbing squirm, gurgling bloody mess! I'm not a discharge! I'm not a loss in protein! I'm not a throbbing squirm! I dared to ask for sunshine, and I got World War Three! I'm looking over the wall, and they're looking at me! There ain't no moonlight after midnight, I see you stupid people out looking for delight! Well I'm so happy, I'm feeling so fine, I'm watching all the rubbish, you're wasting my time! There ain't no moonlight after midnight, I see you stupid people out looking for delight! Well I'm so happy, I'm feeling so fine, I'm watching all the rubbish, you're wasting my time! I look around your house, you got nothing to steal! I kick you in the brains when you get down to kneel, and pray! You pray to your God! I am an anti-Christ. I am an anarchist. Don't know what I want, but I know how to get it. Nazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks... FUCK OFF!! Tonight's the night that we drive the truck! We're going downtown to beat up drunks! Your turn to drive, I'll bring the beer! It's the late, late shift, no one to fear! It's round-up time, where the good whores meet, we're gonna drag one screaming off the street! Pull down your dress, here's a kick in the ass! Let's beat you blue, 'till ya shit in your pants! Don't move, child, got a big black stick! There's six of us, babe, so suck on my dick! The left newspapers might whine a bit, but the guys at the station, they don't give a shit! Dispatch calls, are you doing something wicked? No, siree, Jack, we're just givin' tickets! Efficiency and progress is ours once more, now that we have the neutron bomb. It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done. So I kill children! I love to see them die! I kill children! And make their mamas cry! I'm the new folk hero of the Ku Klux Klan, my cop friends think that's fine! You can get away with murder if you've got a badge! I fought the law, and I won! I fought the law, and I won! You're planning for a war with or without Iran, building a police state with the Ku Klux Klan! Pissed at your neighbour, don't bother to nag! Pick up the phone, and turn in a fag! What's wrong with a mind of my own?! Now you can go where people are one! Now you can go where they get things done! It's a holiday in Cambodia, it's tough, kid, but it's life! It's a holiday in Cambodia, don't forget to pack a wife! Step right up, folks, anarchy for sale! T-shirts only ten dollars, badges only $3.50! I nicked the design, never asked the band, I never listen to them either! The inside fold-out to this record cover is a work of art by H.R. Giger that some people may find shocking, repulsive or offensive. Life can sometimes be that way. Sleeping in my car, I will undress you, sleeping in my car, I will caress you, staying in the back seat of my car, making love, oh... Thou shalt not quote me happy. Thou shalt not go to the same club or bar, week in, week out, just because you once saw a girl there that you fancied that you're never going to fucking talk to! Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not put musicians or recording artists on ridiculous pedestals, now matter how great they are or were. The Beatles? Just a band. Led Zeppelin? Just a band. The Beach Boys? Just a band. The Sex Pistols? Just a band. The Clash? Just a band. Crass? Just a band. Minor Threat? Just a band. The Cure? Were just a band. The Smiths? Just a band. Nirvana? Just a band. The Pixies? Just a band. Oasis? Just a band. Radiohead? Just a band. Bloc Party? Just a band. The Arctic Monkeys? Just a band. The next big thing? Just a band! Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches, and bling were never part of the Four Elements, and never will be. And thou shalt always... thou shalt always kill. Drifting away like a feather in air, letting my words take me away from the hurt and despair. So I'm keeping it vertical forever elevator, riding an escalator to a something that is greater. And I've seen a sparrow get high, wasting time in the sky. He think it's easy to fly, he's just a little bit freer than I... Now I'd be the last to deny that I'm just an average guy. Each little bird in the sky is just a little bit freer than I... Is the glass half full or half empty? It's based on your perspective, quite simply. We're the same and we're not, know what I'm saying? Listen, so I ain't better than you, I just think different. And I will remember your name and face on the day you are judged by the funhouse cast, and I will rejoice in your fall from grace, with a cane to the sky like, "None shall pass." And it's a beautiful thing to my people who keep an impressive wingspan even when the cubicles shrink. You gotta pull up the intruder by the root of the weed, NY chew through the machine. Who put the monkey wrench in well-oiled perfectionist emblem, just to watch these monitors spit white noise through your office space? Shapes falling out of the fringe, all heart, though we would've made cowardly kings. They will chop you down, just to count your rings, just to count your rings, just to count your rings... You can dream a little dream, or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, 'cause dreamers always chase, but never get it. Look, I've never had a dream in my life, because a dream is what you want to do, but still haven't pursued. I knew what I wanted, and did it 'till it was done, so I've been the dream that I wanted to be since day one. Fifteen years, taking prescriptions, now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten?" My little brother is a funny dude. A lot of funny shit happened to him. My other brother, pretty funny, too. Ain't seen him in a minute, though... I love it when you call me Big Poppa, throw your hands in the air if you's a true player. Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, when I was dead broke, man, I couldn't picture this. You better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up. All you motherfuckers, fuck you too. All of y'all motherfuckers, fuck you, die slow, motherfucker. This is another public service announcement, brought to you in part by Slim Shady! Slim Shady does not give a fuck what you think! If you don't like it, you can suck his fucking cock! Little did you know, upon purchasing this album, you have just kissed his ass! Slim Shady is fed up with your shit, and he's going to kill you! Anything else? Yeah. Sue me. Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin', I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom. I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em, there probably was a problem at the post office or something. Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em, but anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance, I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans. Dear Mr. "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", this will be the last package I ever send your ass! It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it?! I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect! I love you Slim, we could've been together, think about it! You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it! And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it! I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me! See Slim-- SHUT UP, BITCH, I'M TRYING TO TALK! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk! Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now! Oh shit... I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out...?! But what's this shit, you said you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got issues, Stan, I think you need some counselling to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some. And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other. And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other. I just don't want you to do some crazy shit, I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick. Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge, and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid. And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to. Come to think about, his name was... it was you... damn... When I was just a little baby boy, my momma used to tell me these crazy things. She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man, she used to tell me he hated me. Oops, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore, snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover? You faggots keep egging me on, until I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop? Shut up! Give me your hands and feet! I said shut up when I'm talking to you, you hear me?! Answer me, or Imma kill you! I said, you don't wanna fuck with Shady, 'cause Shady will fucking kill you. I came to the club, drunk, with a fake ID. Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?! I've been with ten women who got HIV. Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?! I got genital warts and it burns when I pee. Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?! I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree. You probably want to grow up to be just like me! To all the people I've offended, yeah, fuck you, too! To all the friends I used to have, I miss my past. But the rest of you assholes can kiss my ass! To all the people I've offended, yeah, fuck you, too! For every time I reminisce, I miss my past. But I still don't give a fuck, y'all can kiss my ass! So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit! 'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick! Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody, just follow me! 'Cause we need a little controversy, 'cause it feels so empty without me! But sometimes this shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me, so this must mean I'm disgusting! But it's just me, I'm just obscene! And Moby?! You can get stomped on by Obie, you thirty-six year old bald-headed fag, blow me! You don't know me, you're too old, let go, it's over! Nobody listens to techno! Fuck you, Ms. Cheney! Fuck you, Tipper Gore! Fuck you with the freest of speech this Divided States of Embarrassment will allow me to have! Fuck you!'' I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl, I never meant to bring you into my world. Now you're sitting in the corner crying, and now it's my fault... I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady, all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating, so won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? And that's the message we deliver to little kids, and expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is. Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade, they've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?! Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records! Well I do. So fuck him and fuck you too. I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you. And there's a million of us just like me, who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me, and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me! The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all, and I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all! I just get on the mic, and spit it! And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking, he could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings! Or in the parking lot, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!" with his windows down and his system up! Hey kids! Do you like violence? Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Try acid and get fucked up worse than my life is? Ninety-nine percent of my life, I was lied to. I just found out my mom does more dope than I do... I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off! So long, bitch, you did me so wrong. I don't wanna go on, living in this world without you. Now bleed, bitch, bleed! Bleed, bitch, bleed!! BLEED!! You better lose yourself in the music, the moment, you own it, you better never let it go. You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow this opportunity comes once in a lifetime. ...Hahaha, I'm just playin' ladies, you know I love ya. ...Hahaha, I'm just playin' America, you know I love ya. I'm gonna knock you out! Mama said knock you out! Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?!" Aw, mom, you're just jealous, it's the Beastie Boys! Now when it comes to envy, y'all is green! Jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine! Another dimension, new galaxy! Intergalactic, planetary! I like the way they walk! And it's chill to hear them talk! And I can always make them smile, from White Castle to the Nile! Look at me, look at me, driving and I won't stop. And it feels so good to be alive and on top. My reach is global, my tower secure, my cause is noble, my power is pure. I can hand out a million vaccinations, or let 'em all die in exasperation, have 'em all healed of their lacerations, have 'em all killed by assassinations. I can make anybody go to prison, just because I don't like 'em, and I can do anything with no permission, I have it all under my command. As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life, and realise there's nothing left. 'Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long that even my momma thinks that my mind is gone. Tell me why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me? We are going on a summer holiday, if you want go, yo, Sven. We're going to London and New York City, and we take a little piece of Amsterdam. Water, fire, air, and dirt. Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?! And I don't wanna talk to a scientist, y'all motherfuckers lying, and gettin' me pissed! When a problem comes along, you must whip it! Before the cream sits out too long, you must whip it! When something's going wrong, you must whip it! Now whip it! Into shape! Shape it up! Get straight! Go forward! Move ahead! Try to detect it! It's not too late! To whip it! Whip it good! Are we not men?! We are DEVO! It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture. It's been a bad day, please... That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane, Lenny Bruce is not afraid. I wonder how, I wonder why, yesterday you told me about the blue blue sky. And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree... We're gonna drive into the sea, to see what's underwater. You got a seat right next to me, it's got to be here somewhere... Money, it's a hit, but don't give me that do-goody-good bullshit. I'm in the high-fidelity first-class travelling set, and I think I need a Lear jet. Money, it's a crime. Share it fairly, but don't take a slice of my pie. Money, so they say, is the root of all evil today. But if you ask for a rise, it's no surprise that they're giving none away. You raise the blade, you make the change, you re-arrange me until I'm sane. You lock the door and throw away the key, there's someone in my head, but it's not me... And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ears, you shout and no one seems to hear. And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon. And everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon... The black and green scarecrow is sadder than me, but now he's resigned to his fate, 'cause life's not unkind, he doesn't mind. Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs? Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue sky? Is there anybody out there? Is there anybody out there? Is there anybody out there? Is there anybody... out there...? Are there any queers in the theatre tonight?! GET THEM UP AGAINST THE WALL!! There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me! GET HIM UP AGAINST THE WALL!! That one looks Jewish! And that one's a coon! WHO LET ALL OF THIS RIFF-RAFF INTO THE ROOM?! There's one smoking a joint! And another with spots! If I had my way... I'D HAVE ALL OF YOU SHOT!! I wanna go home, take off this uniform, and leave the show. And I'm waiting in this cell because I have to know, have I been guilty all this time? Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fears, I sentence you to be exposed before your peers! TEAR DOWN THE WALL!! Go on, Judge! Shit on 'im! All in all, it's just another brick in the wall. All in all, you're just another brick in the wall. All in all, it was all just bricks in the wall. But it was only fantasy. The wall was too high, as you can see. No matter how he tried, he could not break free. And the worms ate into his brain. Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all. Together we stand, divided we fall. Fuck all that, we gotta get on with these. Gotta compete with the wily Japanese. No need to worry about the Vietnamese. Got to bring the Russian bear to his knees. OI, WHERE'S THE FUCKING BAR, JOHN?! Did they expect us to treat them with any respect?! They can polish their medals and sharpen their smiles, and amuse themselves playing games for a while. One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces. Julia Dream, dreamboat queen, queen of all my dreams... Emily tries, but misunderstands. She's often inclined to borrow somebody's dreams 'till tomorrow. There is no other way. Let's try it another way. You'll lose your mind and play free games for May, see Emily play. The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think! Oh, by the way... which one is Pink? How I wish, how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year. Running over the same old ground, what have we found? The same old fears wish you were here. Looking beyond the embers of bridges glowing behind us, to a glimpse of how green it was on the other side. Steps taken forward, but sleepwalking back again. Dragged by the force of some inner tide... So I open the door to my enemies, and I ask, "Could we wipe the slate clean?" But they tell me to please go fuck myself, you know you just can't win... It doesn't have to be like this. All we need to do is make sure we keep talking. I want my... I want my... I want my MTV. See that little faggot with the earring and the makeup? Yeah buddy, that's his own hair. That little faggot got his own jet airplane. That little faggot, he's a millionaire! There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold, and she's buying a stairway to heaven. Communication breakdown, it's always the same. I'm having a nervous breakdown, drive me insane! Well show me the way to the next whiskey bar. Oh, don't ask why, oh, don't ask why. Well back in jail, it was getting late. He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed! But the guards paid no attention to his cries... The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny. But that's the way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the key. Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind... This adventure is a one-way street, so please keep your eyes on the radar screen. This adventure is a one-way street, keep your eyes on the radar screen. Keep the exits clear, I've got to get away. I've got a job to do, there's no room left for mistakes! Pack up your accents. Pack up your batteries. Now go marching back to the factory. A bunch of dresses, down the mattress. Car park asphalt tastes good, actually. I like the message on your t-shirt. I don't know what it means, but the colours really work! I know I had something to say, but it lost its meaning and it faded away... What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster? And you'll start to compromise, just to get to the other side. It doesn't seem like you mean it. I don't believe that you believe it, and it feels like running with your eyes closed if you forget what you're supposed to be. And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had... I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take, with people running circles, it's a really really mad world. You may think I'm crazy, but I don't even care! Because I can tell what's going on! It's hip to be square! Goodbye, horses... I'm flying over you... Goodbye, horses... I'm flying, flying, flying over you... Hard times, happiest days of my life. Hard times gone by. I feel fine with the sun in my eyes, the wind in my hair, we're falling out of this sky. I'm doing better than I thought I would, but nothing's ever as good as when you're on top. How long an hour can take when you're staring into open space. When I feel I'm slipping further away, I remember that everyday, I get a little bit closer to you... I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. I want a girl who knows what's best. I want a girl with shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes. With fingernails that shine like justice, and a voice that is dark, like tinted glass. She is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack. She's touring the facilities, and picking up slack. Doesn't matter if you're skinny, doesn't matter if you're fat, you can dress up like a sultan in your onion head hat. Let him come into the city, let him shake his lucky penny, let him put it in his pocket, and shake it all around... Maybe anywhere the wind blows, it's all worth waiting for... Whatever I fear the most is whatever I see before me whenever I let my guard down, whatever I was ignoring. For every path you follow, there's another left behind. Every door you don't kick open, there's a million more to try. For every path you follow, there's another left behind. Every door you don't kick open, there's a million more to try. And for everything you've taught me, here's the one I've learned the best: There is nothing but the moment, don't you waste it on regret... Anyone can see the road that they walk on is paved in gold, and it's always summer, they'll never get cold. They'll never get hungry, they'll never get old and grey... You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere, they won't make it home, but they really don't care. They wanted the highway, they're happier there today... Was I out of my head, or was I out of my mind? How could I have ever been so blind? I was waiting for an indication, it was hard to find... Don't matter what I say, only what I do. I never mean to do bad things to you, so quiet but I finally woke up, if you're sad, then it's time you spoke up, too... Was I out of my head, or was I out of my mind? How could I have ever been so blind? I was waiting for an indication, it was hard to find. Don't matter what I say, only what I do. I never mean to do bad things to you, so quiet but I finally woke up, if you're sad, then it's time you spoke up, too. Love your baby love, sugar baby love, love her any way, love her every day... Hey, sister pretty, your lips are on the city. Everybody's waiting for the honeymoon to end... I'm still trying to stop this thing from dying, don't forget to kiss me before you beat me up again... Celia, you're breaking my heart. You're shakin' my confidence daily. Oh Cecilia, I'm down on my knees. I'm begging you please, to come home! And a rock feels no pain. And an island never cries. So my mind was filled with wonder when the evening headlines read: "Richard Cory went home last night, and put a bullet through his head." "Fools," said I, "You do not know, silence like a cancer grows. Hear my words that I might teach you, take my arms that I might reach you." But my words, like silent raindrops fell, and echoed in the wells of silence... And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson. Jesus loves you more than you will know... Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you... They move in beauty, two hearts adrift as one... Kissing, and kissing 'til the kiss of morning sun has come... And she bangs, she bangs, oh baby, when she moves, she moves, I go crazy, 'cause she looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history, she bangs, she bangs. Upside, inside out, she's livin' la vida loca! She'll push and pull you down, livin' la vida loca! Her lips are devil red, and her skin's the colour of mocha! She will wear you out! Livin' la vida loca! 'Cause we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. You know that we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. If you're lost, you can look, and you will find me, time after time. If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting, time after time... That's all they really want, some fun! When the working day is done, oh, girls just wanna have fun! TV says doughnuts are high in fat, kazoo. Found a hobo in my room. It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life, give me my sweater back or I'll play the guitar! Found a hobo in my room, what do I do, he looks dead, bleeding red onto my bedspread, and he also appears to be missing his head?! Why am I holding this gun and axe? Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks? Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill, or will he just keep on telling me to kill? Take this mop, and shove it, boy, 'cause it's the only way you'll be employed! You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane, I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? You're an idiot if you disagree, you gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi! If you got the time, go grab a pen, and watch that thing again and again, trying to figure it out, what does it mean? What's the significance of Mr. Bean? Dunno what my brain is for, I used to, but I don't no more. I am a consumer whore, I am a consumer whore... I don't even know what I'm doing here... I don't even know what I'm doing here... YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!! I know, I know the sun is hot. Mosquitoes come and suck your blood, leave you there, all alone, just skin and bone... Fat and soft. Pink and weak. Foot and thigh. Tongue and cheek. You know, I'm told they'll swallow you whole, skin and bone... Simmering pick and pluck. Tenderise bone to dust. The sweetest grease, finest meat you'll ever taste... Swallow and chew, eat you alive. All of us, food that hasn't died... And the knife says... We get these pills to swallow, how they stick in your throat. Tastes like gold, oh what you do to me, no one knows. Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum! In the morning, laughing happy fish heads! In the evening, floating in a soup! Ask a fish head anything you want to, they won't answer, they can't talk! They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters! They're not good dancers, they don't play drums! I took a fish head out to see a movie, didn't have to pay to get it in! Roly-poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccinos at Italian restaurants with Oriental women! It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth. He's Gump! He's Gump! He's Gump! What's in his head? He's Gump! He's Gump! He's Gump! Is he inbred? He's Gump! He's Gump! He's Gump! He's not too bright! He's Gump! He's Gump! He's Gump! But he's alright! And that's all I have to say about that! I love shows with or without a plot, I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot, 'cause I only have got one brain to rot! I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot! Oh, why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated. Put down your chainsaw and listen to me, it's time for us to join in the fight! It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys, it's time to let the bedbugs bite! You can be a coffee achiever, you can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver! The future's up to you, so whatcha gonna do?! Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid! I can't hear you! Dare to be stupid! ...Okay, I can hear you now! Dare to be stupid! I could've wished a thousand wishes, for this night I can't believe, that it's finally me and you, and you and me, just us, and your friend Steve. It's not that I don't like your friend, but how many hours with him can you spend? It's not that I don't think he's great, but it's only you... only you... I wanna fellate... Fuck me in the ass, 'cause I love Jesus, the good Lord would want it that way. Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalisation, it's just between you and me, 'cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see! Woo-ee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly. Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore. I don't care what they say about us anyway, I don't care about that! I'm dumb, she's a lesbian, I thought I had found the one. We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good. Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve, let me know the truth, let me know the truth... But I'm shaking at your touch, I like you way too much, my baby, I'm afraid I'm falling for you! I'd do about anything to get the hell out alive, or maybe I would rather settle down with you! God damn you half-Japanese girls. Do it to me every time...! I told you I would return, when the robin makes his nest, but I ain't never coming back... I'm sorry... I'm sorry...   ...I'm sorry... I'll look in the mirror, and I'll be tickled pink. I don't give a hoot about what you think! I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom! When I hold you in my arms, and I feel my finger on your trigger, I know that no one can do us no harm! Because happiness is a warm gun. Her majesty is a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say. Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she changes from day to day. I wanna tell her I love her a lot, but I gotta get a belly full of wine. Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, someday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeah, someday I'm going to make her mine. Have you seen the little piggies crawling in the dirt? And for all the little piggies, life is getting worse, always having dirt to play around in. I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!! Wouldn't it be nice if we were older? Then we wouldn't have to wait so long, and wouldn't it be nice to live together, in the kind of world where we belong? What's the ugliest part of your body? Some say your nose, some say your toes... but I think it's your mind. And all the people said, "What a shame that he's dead, but wasn't he a most peculiar man?" I, I want to go, I got to run, run to the moment and set me free... You tell me why, I hear the sound, the sound of my dream... Do you think that you are better than me? Do you think that you are what I need? Do you think that you could still play with me? Then just go, 'cause I'm back. Come and take a trip with me, to a land where love is free, follow me into the light, everything's gonna be alright... Just go and take my hand, I will show you promised land, stay with me in paradise, so our future can be nice... Pika pika, body sparkles! Athena, show me that psycho sword! Pause. GOD DAMMIT. GOD DAMMIT. I'M SICK OF ALL THESE GODDAMN BANANAS. I'll grab all night if I damn well please, 'cause no girl can resist my Gravity Squeeze! Always, I wanna be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony, harmony, oh love... Thank you stars for giving to me the greatest gift that's still yet to be. I don't mind if fate's playing games... I'm happy all the same! LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME DO GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME HUG I give you love, you give me energy, when I'm dancing on stage, you make me feel free! Tender devotion and desire give you every night! Make him handsome, make him strong, make him the kind to last the whole night long! All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven. All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven. All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven. SOMEBODY SCREAM!! World of silence, creepin' slightless time, port of sadness, sleepin' flightless mind, world of silence, blinkin' farthest light, road of brightness, I will get there, and shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin'... World of silence, creepin' slightless time, port of sadness, sleepin' flightless mind, world of silence, blinkin' farthest light, road of brightness, I will get there, and shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin'... Oh, I push my way through the crowd, now hear the sound of the ground. Oh, I push my way through the crowd, just start at dawn from the clouds. If you want to light my heart, use a candle, not your Bic. I'll hold on, 'cause it's you I love so dearly. When the rain, the storm, and all is done, caress me with your sweet lullaby... Anarchy! Everyone wants to be me! Anarchy, yeah! Get it up, so I can see! So close your eyes and make a wish, today's the day that I am fighting you. It's my turn to be a champion. So shut your lies, and count to three, I'll take you down and you'll be smithereens. It's my chance to be a champion. Maybe it's a dream, maybe nothing else is real, but it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel. So I'm tired of all the pain, all the misery inside, and I wish I could live feeling nothing but the night... You could tell me what to say, you could tell me where to go, but I doubt that I would care, and my heart would never know. If I make another move, there'll be no more turning back, because everything would change, and it all would fade to black... Will tomorrow ever come? Will I make it through the night? Will there ever be a place for the broken in the light? Am I hurting? Am I sad? Should I stay or should I go? I've forgotten how to tell, did I ever even know? Can I take another step? I've done everything I can, all the people that I see, I will never understand. If I find a way to change, if I step into the light, then I'll never be the same, and it all will fade to white... This time you're not hurting me, this time I will take a stand! All the hatred in my eyes, building up an evil plan. Standing lonely in the night, with the darkness by my side, looking deep inside myself, and revealing only fright... If I make another move, if I take another step, then it would all fall apart, there'd be nothing of me left. If I'm crying in the wind, if I'm crying in the night, will there ever be a way? Will my heart return to white? Can you tell me who you are? Can you tell me where I am? I've forgotten how to see, I've forgotten if I can. If I opened up my eyes, there'd be no more going back, 'cause I'd throw it all all away, and it all would fade to black... So I'm back here once again? So I'm back here once again. Can I ever make a change? Will my heart begin to mend? Would you love me if I go? It feels like a heart attack, but still everything's the same, and it all just fades to black... How come I must know where obsession needs to go? How come I must know where the passion hides its feelings? Ladies and gentlemen, Colonel P.T. Chester with Morris, proud to present: Bung Vulchungo, and the Zimbabwe Songbirds! Do you see Banana Man hopping over the white-hot sand? Here he come with some for me, freshly taken from banana tree. Do you want a banana? Peel it down, and go, mmm mmm mmm mmm. Do you want a banana? Dis banana for you. Look you, you too uptight you know, you could laugh and kick it back it and go. But without a rhythm or a rhyme, you do not banana all the time. Tomorrow morning, on the plane, no banana make you go insane. Floating back to busy town, no banana make you wanna frown. Marvin walked into a helpless land, and wondered lightly, am I happy? Is this happy? Marvin's Marvellous Mechanical Museum. Known from coast to coast, like butter and toast. We think we're playing in a band, but we'd love to give you all a hand! Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand that I love you a lot, and I wanna be your man, and I think that it'd be totally cool if I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school. What if I told you I could show you something? What if I told you I could make you live? Follow my instruction, swim in the direction of my voice, hear my voice... You told me to buy a pony, but all I wanted was you... I'd like to say hello and welcome you, good day, that is my name. Come here and sit down, I'm so glad you even really truly came... Hang up the chick habit, hang it up, daddy, or you'll be alone in a quick. Hang on the chick habit, hang it up, daddy, or you'll never get another fix. I'm telling you, it's not a trick, pay attention, don't be thick, or you're liable to get licked. You're gonna see the reason why when they're spittin' in your eye, they'll be spittin' in your eye. Hang up the chick habit, hang it up, daddy, a girl's not a tonic or a pill. Hang up the chick habit, hang it up, daddy, you're just jonesing for a spill. Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst, when you meet another nurse, she'll be drivin' in a hearse. You're gonna need a heap of glue when they all catch up with you, and they cut you up in two. Now your ears are ringing, the birds have stopped their singing, everything is turning grey. No candy in your till, no cutie left to thrill, you're alone on a Tuesday. Everything you know is wrong, just forget the words and sing along. All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong. We all said, when I get older, I will be stronger, they'll call me freedom, just like a wavin' flag. And then it goes back, and then it goes back, and then it goes back, and then it goes... Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks? Shaft! I possess a gaping chasm that swallows all matter. A pit of gravity that grows fatter... A singularity straight into my soul... oh baby baby, fill my black hole... It's not just any mammal... it's a space walrus! Such is my love for you, that I lay a puppy on your pillow. And then I sprinkle it with chocolate...! Ducks float buoyantly on a pond of my desire... reflected in a labyrinth of my pain... Nothing aggravates a delicate situation much more than a massive detonation. Bah, Plan B is weak as piss! Who the hell put you up to this?! Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks'! Why is the world in love again? Why are we marching hand in hand? Why are the ocean levels rising up? Particle Man, Particle Man, doing the things a particle can. What's he like? It's not important, Particle Man. I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom for me and you. And I think to myself... what a wonderful world. And when I hold you, you'll be my Duchess, Duchess of Earl. We'll walk through my dukedom, and a paradise we will share... We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll meet again, some sunny day. Generally speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go when things have gotten about as bad as they can reasonably get. What does a brother have to do to pacify a bitch?! I'm telling you G, I've tried everything! God be my witness! I have shown respect, charm, under-fucking-standing! But that is the last fucking straw! I'm gonna rip yo motherfucking balls off! Don't diss my wheels, she's my pride and joy! Wassup, motherfucker?! Procedure can kiss my ass! I figured we'd kill every motherfucker who stands in our way. Fuck that, Colombo! Shoot to maim! Just shoot! Shit! Damn right, this is bad! Have you seen the prices?! Frankly, Casanova, I'd be more worried about reading the last 24 hours as a damning fucking indictment of contemporary feminism. I just think two dick-wielding cop clichés taking down a hundred-foot birthing mother is a statement fairly limited in its interpretations. They met as adversaries. They fought as allies. But to their enemies... they were righteous motherfuckers! House of the Dead Overkill. It's not just good... It's fucking delicious! Critics said, it's fucking good. Others critics said, it's motherfucking good! Isaac Washington. Make him mad, and he'll rip your balls off! No means no, and stop snivelling, you little shit! By the way, I'm not your daddy. I just... kinda fuck your mom. Talking of fucking people, I have a story for you. Sit back and listen, it's quite an amusing one! I want to return to the womb! I can't go on in a world without my mommy! G? What the fuck does that even mean?! And Isaac Jr. had a problem with my name?! You gonna tell me what the fuck the G stands for?! I was named after my daddy! And that shit is biblical! Clement more than likely fucked his mother, and not once, not once, did you call him "motherfucker", when indeed he was, most probably, a real motherfucker! So, what does that tell you? Shit, man! That ain't right! Shit! The G stand for genocide, motherfucker?! I just wanted the fucking soup! She's got small tits! Don't use the one with small tits, Clement. I forbid it. I scratched the swelling on my arm and a piece of rotten flesh dropped off. What the hell's happening to me? May 19, 1998 Fever gone but itchy. Today hungry and eat doggie food. May 21 1998 Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so killed him. Tasty. 4 / / Itchy. Tasty. Fever gone but itchy. Today hungry and eat doggie food. Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so killed him. Tasty. 4 / / Itchy. Tasty. That was a close one. A second late, and you would've fit nicely in a sandwich! That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich! Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you. I hate to say it, but we're sandwiched alright! Where's everyone going? Bingo? ...You're right hand comes off? Saddler, you're small-time. Not enough cash! ...Stranger. Is that all, stranger? Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger! Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine? Are you afraid? What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existence? When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence. I AM SHODAN. What's clear is that SHODAN shouldn't be allowed to play God. She's far too good at it. What's wrong? Did I hurt your whore feelings? If I don't get some food right now, I'm gonna punch somebody in the dick. If I don't get some food right now, I'm gonna punch somebody in the cunt. So what? Am I supposed to blow you now? Get real. What's my hobby? Um... does watching porn count? Thanks for the sex, homie! What's shakin', bacon? This is my taunt! Haha, get it? Taunt button! I am shooting you! GET SOME! GET SOME! ...Seriously, come get some. Hehehe... he said "assbub"! ...Ouch! Dipshit... Eh, I was getting bored anyway. Don't. Do that. Again. Okay, let's not get too worked up! Okay, just take it easy, pal! Now that's hilarious! ...Ha ha, that's great! Heh heh heh, a kid like you could get hurt playing out here! Oh, you've got to be kidding me! Hey, smile! Say cheese! It's time to rock! ...Dead rising! You take care now, buddy! Don't worry... We'll help you forget! Your hands... so warm... People have such warm hands... I had forgotten... THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT? Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. But in his eagerness to prove that he is in control of the story, and no one gets to tell him what to do, Stanley leapt from the platform and plunged to his death. Good job, Stanley. Everyone thinks you are very powerful. Stanley was so bad at following directions, it was incredible he wasn't fired years ago. Stanley, this fern will be very important later in the story. Make sure you study it closely and remember it carefully. You won't want to miss anything. Ew...what happened to your face? Turn your head and cough. If you're going to die, do it outside. I managed to sew your face back on. Be more careful next time. I don't give happy endings. They say there is a person who will tell you how to survive this land...oh wait, that's me. You should stay indoors at night. It is very dangerous to be wandering around in the dark. I know the difference between turquoise and blue-green. But I won't tell you. We have to talk. It's... it's about parties. My REAL father would've given me a big hug and called me his little pega-pony princess! Violence is on sale today! Careful, love. Prices aren't the only thing I can cut in half! I make deep cuts! Unhand me! I am no one's prisoner! You are about to die. Scream if you must. Aaahh! You're no perfect being! You're a monster in human form! No mercy! No forgiveness! Linus... I'll... see you again... I'm sure you're angry, but... Please be my friend... again... That sad face does not suit you... Please. Be right as you always are... If you don't... I will not be able to hold back the tears... So please, smile... Smile for me... like you always do. Not that I'm correcting you, but I am only in my thirties. I would think "ill-hearted gentleman" more appropriate. Help Eliwood? Sounds like a convenient excuse for more violence. She's not bad looking... If only she would just... shut... up... You there, in the bushes. You have until the count of five to show yourself before I start throwing sharp objects. One... two... four... Well, I have been called brazen before. Some have gone so far as to say shameless. I can fight... I'm... very angry... The food here... It was terrible, and... they gave us hardly any... I... will have vengeance. I'm so happy! Oh, thank you so much... Um... er... Ike? No, wait! Um... Bill? Lance? Sword guy? How interesting... Heather... Her name is Heather. I'll have to remember her name. She likes to feed me. In that case, let Danved join you. Danved is not a citizen of Crimea. Danved will fight like ten men. Yes, it's true. People often make that mistake. But Danved is definitely not Devdan. Danved will fight like a bear! Like a tiger! We don't need Largo and Calill, because Danved is pretty amazing. ...We are such stuff As dreams are made on, and our little life Is rounded with a sleep. As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods. They kill us for their sport. I am that merry wanderer of the night. A good compromise leaves everybody mad. Just hold still and I'll make it quick! No more tears, please! It's a waste of good suffering! I ask of you. Are you my master? People die if they are killed. That's the way it should be. Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right. I am the bone of my sword. I don't like pain. That's why I thought it would be better to become a doll. And gradually, my body stopped generating a pulse. Blood vessels turned into tubes one by one. Blood vanished like vapour. My heart, everything, just crafted parts. If I did that, there would be no more pain. I won't tell you to become a saint. You should just become an adult who is able to do what you believe is right. Underneath that longed-for blue sky. I imagine for the last time her care-free smile, like a lingering flower.. ...You are the only one who can make me truly happy. I want to always be near your side, always be near your sunshine. This chair is an eyesore. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair! I'm not an unfathomable sense of dread. You can't just ignore me, you know? I'm also really gay and I like girls a lot. BRING ME THAT BASTARD! I'LL GIVE HIM THE FIST OF JUSTICE! I'LL MAKE HIM EAT THE KANTO EARTHQUAKE! I'LL BORROW HIS CAP! Yeah, I don't get this either. Pretty sure I died. Let's give it everything we've got! IT'S... PUNISHMENT TIME! Now then, I've prepared a very special punishment! I bet you guys [REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS] all over her, didn't you!? No, I am not... effing with you right now. I'm fishing. What does it look like I'm doing? It's like super super super super super despair. No, more than that... Super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super despair. Yoohoo! Big sis! You look nothing like me and are stupid and ugly as usual! Rejoice, commoners, for today, I show you just how much far above you I am. I'm surprised. It seems there's some semblance of a brain knocking around inside that skull of yours after all. I'm sorry, but I give up! Quit without saving! You're the one who's acting suspicious! I hope you all win the l-lottery and get hit by a b-bus... It's not geniuses that change the world. It's ordinary people who make every effort they can. I will shove a banana up your tailpipe! There are only two types of luck: good and bad. There is no in-between. And that luck is built into every human at the moment of conception. Like a computer program. Some call it fate. The bottom line is, luck is life. And in that regard, I made the right choice. I'm so glad your stupidity surpassed my every expectation. Life must have been tough on your parents, though. I refuse to acknowledge you! You're stupid! Stupid Stupid Stupid! StupidStupidStupidStupidStupidStupidStupid!! Holy crap! He's totally the type of guy who spent his childhood killing neighbourhood pets! Grab a partner and slow dance to... "I Squeezed Out the Baby But I Have No Idea Who the Father Is"! But that's Kaede's lie, isn't it? I can't do shit about that! So just calm your tiny tits and shut up!! Hey, dogfucker! Get over here! You think comin' out of a rich dude's ballsack makes you better than me, an actual genius!? You got quite a pair of ladyballs to start sluttin' it up when my life is on the line! Finally...! Someone... finally called me a cum dumpster!! Hey!! St-stay in your lane, bitch! If ya ask me, solving this case is easier than... making a virgin cum in his pants! Oh, I heard males can tell they're healthy by how hard they get in the morning! Is that true?! Do you want to die? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Mwahahaha! Good luck, sucker! How can you govern a country which has two hundred and forty-six varieties of cheese? It is better to have a bad method than to have none. Bonjour, heroes! May you fight bravely ! She's lower than a human. I bet she doesn't even have 10 fingers. Beep... beep... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... You walk towards the light. They will surely feast on your flesh. It wasn't your time to die... Dead from blunt trauma to the face. That was definitely not your fault. That was absolutely your fault. You embrace the void. Your body was gone an hour later. You died painlessly. Your death was extremely painful. Your family will never know how you died. You die a slightly embarrassing death. You die in a hilarious pose. You really messed up. Don't call me a living dead. Don't you know that scares me? Violence doesn't solve anything, but it sure is fun! This will be a match to remember! This battle is about to explode! Um... shouldn't we be doing something? GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN! Cheap? Do you know how much I paid for this cap?! I am... abomination. This is a message from Lord Nergal. "I await you on the Dread Isle." Knights should fight, not speak! ...Was that right? A knight of Pherae... must never falter... As long as there is someone to cut, you will have my aid. This looks like fun! This is what I've been waiting for! ...For the future... ...please don't lose... If the light is strong enough... it can dispel... darkness... I am not human. This body and this heart are constructs. Yes, as is this sorrow. Darling. Darling. Darling... darling... darling... darling... I won't give up... Not here... Not in this place... I'll keep going, even if I have to crawl... The Dark Angel... She's found me at last... At least I can sleep now... Commander Shiharam... I... your... vengeance... I... ...Bah. I suppose you want some kind of congratulations now, right? Well, too bad. You're a snot-nosed whelp, and I'm still better than you. Don't ever forget that. But the future refused to change. In the end, the future refused to change. Little Princess, Little Princess. Precious Little Princess. The little girl was as beautiful as a princess. But she was always all alone. The girl found her grave. Today is the day of her funeral. ...And everyone lived happily ever after... The witch hunts are over. The darkly prospering days of man have reached an end. You who have strayed from the cycle of the stars will leave not a trace of your existence. But fear not. You will no longer feel anything... We'll meet again someday soon. Let us go out this evening for pleasure. The night is still young. Dear diary, Today, I died. I was killed by this thing in some basement. I leave all that I own to my cat, Guppy. Goodbye cruel world, xoxo Isaac Operation failed. The medical board will be notified. Sadly, no trace of them was ever found... They find your body and give it new life. As a cyborg, you will serve SHODAN well. Too bad, you lost your machine! When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad... I simply remember my favourite things, and little by little, my happy heart sings... and then I don't feel so bad... When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad... I simply remember my favourite things, and then I don't feel so bad... Really? It's the worst movie you've ever seen? Well, the next one will be better! And remember, my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You see? You see?! Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid! Beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep! Pull the string! ...Pull the string! H-Hey! Hey! There's kinky shit and then there's-Hey! Listen to me! You're too young for that anyway! Are you even listening?! Pay attention-! I must point out that although you have framed this act as comedic, it is nonetheless quite violent - so violent, in fact, that I shudder to think of any children foolishly attempting to replicate it. That being said, it might be nice to see a 3-page spread about myself in tomorrow's paper. With a picture, naturally. There, I won! Are you happy? You just bleed there and think about what you've done! You talk a good fight! Now go whimper in the corner. I'm more than enough for this job... Hey! Don't touch the talent! Cheer up, buckos! There's always next time! I won... now where's my prize? Is that what you had in mind? So long, simp! You're no match for me. Really. You make me cry. Remember me when you look at the moon! If you can't win, buzz off! Put you three together... and you get a bunch of losers. Now confound me no more! Don't look at me! You have no right! Do I make you hard? Can you taste Angel's extraordinary skill!? Come back when you grow up! Why do you use your power for evil? I'm so sad. Boo hoo. I'm getting out of here! You're a real fighter. But chicks rule! I don't understand you... what's your gripe, bud? Why the hang, dog? You can't escape yourself! Sorry. Are you hurt? I'll fix you up right away. I shall assist your suicide! Overconfidence is the greatest enemy! It is I, Yoshimitsu! Behold the magnificence of my victory! I am Yoshimitsu! ...Had enough?! A raging fire becomes dying embers! You're pissing me off... I will show you... the greatest nightmare! Justice will prevail! ...Just kidding! If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be. The future just ain't what it used to be. It ain't over 'till it's over. You can observe a lot by watching. Ninety percent of the game is half-mental. I really didn't say everything I said! If you can't imitate him, don't copy him. Little things are big. We made too many wrong mistakes. It's like deja vú all over again. When you see a fork in the road, take it. Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded. If the fans don't come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them? Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting. I'm angry because I'm the fucking manager of this fucking team, that's why I'm angry! If you don't want to be here, get your fucking ass out of here, and quit! But I do know one thing: I am the goddamn manager, and I am going to run this goddamn team. But I do know one thing: I am the goddamn manager, and I am going to run this goddamn team. And people who aren't happy with that can go play somewhere else, I can't help it. People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. The game of baseball, it just... it kicked me in the butt, dude. It just kicked me in the butt. I wish one of you guys had children, so I could kick them in the fucking head, or stomp on their testicles, so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day. My opponent called me a rapist and a recluse. I am not a recluse. They say I can't lose. I say you can't win! I'm gonna take you on a wild ride! I wanna take you for a ride! Oh man, I almost had a heart attack! I really can't believe it. You're amazing! I say that life is just a dream that we chase after, it's not exactly what it seems... I'd like to buy the world another shot of laughter, and buy my friends another drink. All over the world, she's that kind of girl, there's one in every scene, do you know what I mean? She's got that kind of face, you see in every place, another beautiful girl, all over the world. This is true love we're makin'! This is true love we're makin'! This is true love we're makin' all the time! You can push yourself to the limit, be strong, now jump with me... You can fly over the rainbow with me, close your eyes, and just believe... Never let anything get in the way of saving those you love... No matter what they say, you can be strong, have faith within your heart... Reality slips far away, fiction comes alive as we start to play. Hope is no more behind a closed door, as we drift away from where we were before. Just gotta chase the pain away, let it fade away, there's a ray of hope beyond despair. Move on, look for the truth in this world. Break through the confusion, find a solution, beat the twisted evil things. Just do it, go for it, never say never. Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet... I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet... I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet! Look inside my heart, this is where it starts. Is it meant to be? Oh, I want to believe... Hold me closer now... Will you take a vow and don't ever let me go? Those of you who've been around since the playoffs 35 years ago are invited to the night game free of charge! No one can stop this! He has gooooood eyes! Hello, major league fans! This is Michael Beard. The Tokyo Ninjas have a new lineup for the eighth game! Welcome to the world of Street Fighter III...Prepare for battle. Gii, I think it's tea time. You're as vulgar as ever, Terumi. Valkenhayn, my tea. An establishment that only rates one star dares to dictate what I shall eat? This unconscionable arrogance cannot stand. Very well then. If you insist. We will have three orders of this... puffed fish. Do try and make at least one of them edible. Mmmm, a hot man all tied up... Ah, it just makes me tingle! I'm gonna make you cry, rabbit, I swear to God! My goodness! This... this Kagutsuchi pufferfish is... I mean... Words cannot describe... Ah! So good! Please, I would just love to meet the wonderful chef who prepared this exquisite dish! Guess who's home and not preggers anymore? I brought you into this world, and I sure as shit can take you out of it! Shut your pie-hole, you mouth-breathing pedophile! What!? How can you be so insensitive, you jackass? Saying mean things like that to Luna! You're so mean, Ragna! You suck! WHAAAAAAAAAA! It's your fault, Ragna! You said mean things! I hate you, Ragna! I HATE YOU! I... I... I LOVE YOU! Ah, yes, well, no reason not to tell you. First, I intended to take his XXX and put it in a XXXX. Maybe a little XXX, too? My goodness, I can only imagine what his XXXXX will XXX! You pressed the wrong button...! Get over here! I am a dead man, but somehow you have retained your mortality. Which would mean that you are vulnerable to death. Check me out! I'm the ghost of Christmas kick yo ass! Hey, I freaking love Street Fighter! ...Autograph your spleen for me? How did anyone enjoy these games... without me in 'em?! Hey! Yeah, you! I'm down here busting my ass while sit around on your's watching me jump around?! How is that fair?! I'm not gonna let you go this time, not gonna be alone tonight. You can try to break me down, or start a fight, I'm not gonna be alone tonight... Turn the light off, leave me where I lay. Bring the night on, not another day... Got a half-Armenian girlfriend, she's hotter than I am handsome. She'll fuck you up and then some, she'll rock the boat to Bedlam. Feeling melodramatic and spastic, she ain't made of West Coast plastic. And I lie awake with an aching, is it all in my head like she said? Think twice before you touch my girl, come around, I'll let you feel the burn. Think twice before you touch my girl, come around, come around, no more. What is it you really want?! I'm tired of asking! When I showed up and he was there, I tried my best to grin and bear, and took the stairs, but didn't stop at the street, and as we speak, I'm going down... 'Cause she spread her love, and burnt me up, I can't let go, I can't get out. I've said enough, enough by now, I can't let go, I can't get out. I don't know why I even try, I need another tequila... I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rinds, but the lack thereof would leave me empty inside. I would swallow my doubt, turn it inside out, find nothing but faith in nothing. Wanna put my tender heart in a blender, watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion. Rendezvous, and I'm through with you. Shit went bad, he's on the roof again. She flipped, he flipped the bird, and then he went to the roof, where his threats rang loud and clear. Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year... She came back, he's on the roof again. She flipped, he flipped the bird, and then he went to the roof, where his threats rang loud and clear. Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year... Your heinous highness broke her hymen, hey man, try to quit your crying. I know she broke your heart, but try to calm, try to calm down. The future is bulletproof! The aftermath is secondary! It's time to do it now, and do it loud! Killjoys, make some noise! And right here, right now, all the way in Battery City, the little children raise their open filthy palms, like tiny daggers up to heaven. And all the juvie halls and the Ritalin rats, ask angels made from neon and fucking garbage, scream out, "What will save us?!" And the sky opened up... Wake up to the sound of this time bomb! Wake up to its deafening song! Wake up, 'cause you don't know what you have until it's gone... The night will come and rip away her wings of innocence through every word we say. Maybe it's time to spit out the core of our rotting union, hopefully before it chokes us to our senses... I guess it's too bad that everything we have is taken away... But still our hands are bound at the wrist. This romantic tragedy is suffocating from your fist, in a sea of fire... Are you still alive? Are you scared inside? Providence is blind when you're terrified. Are you still alive? Are you scared inside? When we've reached the end of the road, I will carry us home... As years go by, I race the clock with you, but if you died right now, you know that I'd die, too, I'd die too. You remind me of the times when I knew who I was, but still the second hand will catch us, like it always does. Should I bite my tongue until blood soaks my shirt? We'll never fall apart, so tell me why this hurts so much... My hands are at your throat and I think I hate you, but still we'll say, "Remember when...?" just like we always do... The stars will cry the blackest tears tonight, and this is the moment that I live for, I can smell the ocean air. And here I am, pouring my heart onto these rooftops, just a ghost to the world. That's exactly what I need. From up here, the city's lights burn, like a thousand miles of fire, and I'm here to sing this anthem of our dying day. For a second, I wish the tide would swallow every inch of the city, as you gasp for air tonight. I'd scream this song right in your face if you were here. I swear I won't miss a beat, 'cause I never have before. This confusion is my illusion, nowhere to look, but nowhere to find ya. All these things I'm sick about, they always come unglued. I figured out what you're all about, and I don't think I like what I see. So... I hope I won't be there in the end if you come around. Well, maybe I'm the faggot, America, I'm not part of a redneck agenda. Sieg heil to the president Gasman! Bombs away is your punishment! Pulverise the Eiffel towers who criticise your government! Bang bang goes the broken glass, and kill all the fags that don't agree! She's a rebel, she's a saint, she's a salt of the Earth, and she's dangerous! She's a rebel, vigilante, missing link on the brink of destruction! I remember the face, but I can't recall the name. Now I wonder how Whatsername has been. My name is Jimmy, and you better not wear it out. Suicide commando that your momma talked about! It's something unpredictable, but in the end, it's right. I hope you had the time of your life. I was a young boy that had big plans, now I'm just another shitty old man! I don't have fun and I hate everything, the world owes me, so fuck you! Glory days don't mean shit to me, I drank a six pack of apathy! Life's a bitch, and so am I, the world owes me, so fuck you! King for a day, princess by dawn! King for a day, in a leather thong! King for a day, princess by dawn! Just wait 'till all the guys get a load of me! I don't believe in the apocalypse. I don't believe in the end of time. I don't believe in the solar eclipse. I don't believe in valentines. Hey! This is Brandon, but my friends call me Spike now, I just moved out of my parents' house in Danville, to this wicked warehouse in Oakland. Anyway, I spent most of the day spare-changing on the avenue. I started out in front of the Med, but everyone kept saying I looked too young and healthy, so I went up the street to the Gap, where all the yuppie college kids shop. I was there until about 5:30 or 6, I scored 10 bucks. So me and my girlfriend - you met her, she's from... La Jolla? Anyway, we got some money from her parents, so we're gonna stop by because... What's that? Now's not a good time? What do you mean there's none left?! Well, what the fuck, dude?! If I would've known that, I would have gone to Concord. What do you mean "go back to Concord," then?! Dude, you don't even know who you're talking to, don't make me get all Blackhawk on your ass! ...Wait, man! I didn't mean that. Come on, dude, please? All right, then... Wait, wait, wait! Do you know anyone that's got any? Do... do you got a number? What do you mean you won't give it to me? I didn't call for a shitty conversation, I called because... Mom, this is Spi- I mean, Brandon. I got kicked out of my place in Oakland, I don't really have any place to go so... I was just wondering if I could stay with you, or Grandma, or something? I dunno, my girlfriend dumped me, she moved back to La Jolla, it's kind of a drag, I guess she's gonna go back to school or something. Anyway, call me back. ...Oh, and one more thing, Mom, I was wondering if I could borrow two hundred dollars because... I need a fix! I need a fix! I need a fix! I NEED A FIX! I NEED A-! It's the little things that get you down, it's the bigger things that you can't get around, and it's way too flat on the middle ground, but everything else is wide open, so let's go! And even Hitler had a girlfriend who he could always call, who'd always be there for him, in spite of all his faults. He was the worst guy ever, reviled and despised, even Hitler had a girlfriend, so why can't I? Nixon had his puppy, Charles Manson had his clan, but God forbid that I get a girlfriend. And then I saw her standing there, with green eyes and long blonde hair, she wasn't wearing underwear, at least I prayed that she might be the one, maybe we'd have some fun, maybe we'd watch the sunrise, but that night I learned some girls try too hard... So when you see her standing there, with green eyes and long blonde hair, she won't be wearing underwear, and you'll discover this girl's not the one, and she'll never be fun, you should just turn and run, because you'll find out that some girls try too hard... Because when I'm with you, there's nothing I wouldn't do. I just wanna be your only one. Fuck living, fuck dying, fuck laughing, fuck crying, fuck this song, but mostly, fuck you! Fuck love, hate, and friends! Fuck following trends! Fuck this song, can't wait 'til it ends! Fuck old school, fuck new school, fuck not cool, fuck too cool, fuck hip and ironically lame! Fuck giving advice, fuck trying to be nice! Fuck you and you know who you are! Fuck everyone, but fuck you the most, fuck everything, but fuck you the most! With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you! With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you! Booze on your breath always makes girls horny, so come on boys, let's chug a few! Actually, I'm not drunk. At all. No, I've gotta drive all these people home. Have a good time...! Assholes... When I think about the way you let me down, I wonder if I'm supposed to count on you, how could you ignore me?! My imaginary friend didn't come through in the end, so I'll have to find a real one. Didn't answer when I called, well, I guess it's just because he was never there at all... Why can't I just get over you? You hurt me so bad with all the things you do, and I try so hard, but I can't give it up! I love you so much, but I think you suck! This one is for all the suckers who still believe in love! Shut up! This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love! This one's for you! This song is brought to you in part by all the suckers who still believe in love! This one's for you! 'Cause you're gonna go to the record store, and you're gonna give 'em all your money! Radio plays what they want you to hear, tell me it's cool, I just don't believe it! So I signed onto the record company, they say they're gonna give me lots of money, if I play what they want you to hear! They tell me it's cool, and I sure believe it! Baby, don't you sign that paper tonight, she said, but I can't work in fast food all my life...! So here I am, doing everything I can, holding onto what I am, pretending I'm a superman. So here I am, growing older all the time, looking older all the time, feeling younger in my mind. And here I am, doing everything I can, holding onto what I am, pretending I'm a superman. What happened to dignity? Did it go away again, just like some worn-out trend? Don't wanna rest, I don't wanna breathe when I hear about life. Don't wanna hear a spokesman. So tell me what it's like to be with you. Remind me of the things we used to do, and tell me that this time will never end. Tell me what it's like, tell me again... You tell me where your skeleton's hiding, tell me all, and I'll tell you! You think you have a real good fucking answer?! A fucking answer, I'll give you! Everything went numb when he stumbled upon what he thought was going to be another means to the end! Silence, sirens! It all went down like his nightmare the night before! So hey, I don't care if you go now or if you stay! Oh, your back is bleeding, you're bleeding on me! That'll be the day when the sun falls down, the angels may weep, but I'll hear no sounds, but hey! And when you wake up, everything is gonna be fine, I guarantee that you wake in a better place, and in a better time. So you're tired of living, and you feel like you might give in, well don't! It's not your time! And now I'm off to save the world once again, but I don't know how I'll pull it off this time, I think I'm going to drown...! Now he's off to save the world once again, but he don't know how he'll pull it off this time, I just know I'm going to drown...! And it's the saddest song you'll ever hear, the most pain you will ever feel. But you grit your teeth, because it don't get better than this. And you'll try to explain as the blood leaves all your veins, and you can't think of anything that you would change... But I don't know what she said, I still don't know what she said. It's been years since I've seen her face, 14 years were just erased. If my life was your life, would you ever take it back...? And it makes me sick when I think of it, all my heroes could not live with this, and I hope you rest in peace, because with us you never did... Come, come, like sugar, my love, until the bitter taste is gone. Oh, sugarpill, I believe you. Oh sugarpill, I wanna eat you up. If I put my hands around your wrists, would you fight them? If I put my fingers in your mouth, would you bite them? All your shining friends that despise you to your face, what would they say now if they saw you in this place? Naked and breathless, could you live with this disgrace? Could you live, could you live, could you live with this? And there will be no tenderness, no tenderness, there will be no tenderness, no tenderness. I will show no mercy to you, you had no mercy for me. The only thing I ask, love me mercilessly. Nothing here is set in stone, nothing's ever set in stone, everything I have some day will fall apart and fade away... Don't look at me that way... It was an honest mistake. Point me to the sky above, I can get there on my own! Walk me to the graveyard, dig up her bones! We speaks about travel, yeah, we think about the land, we smart like all peoples, feeling real tan. I can take you places, do you need a new man? Wipe the pollen from the faces, make revision to a dream, while you wait in the van. Sandy, why can't we look the other way? Why can't we just play the other game? Why can't we just look the other way?! Fly away on my zephyr, I feel it more than ever. And in this perfect weather, we'll find a place together. You bastard! You lying bastard! That is it, I no cover for you no more! Peoples, I have a big announcement! This man is gay AND European! You are so gay, you big parfait, you flaming boy in cabaret! It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way! Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way! I *what*? With a *squid*? My, what large breasts you have! Putting them on display for any particular reason? Yes! I am invincible! dead world full of shades today I die oo Sure enough, he finds another. He finds me. Have you ever seen the fields of love? Have you ever felt the seeds of love? You'll remember me when the west wind moves upon the fields of barley... You'll forget the sun, in his jealous sky, as we walk in fields of gold. I dream of rain... I dream of gardens in the desert sand... I wake in vain... I dream of love as time runs through my hands... I'm sticking with you, because I'm made out of glue. Anything that you might do, I'm gonna do, too. You held up a stagecoach in the rain, and I'm doing the same. Saw you're hanging from a tree, and I made believe it was me. Wrap your troubles in dreams. Send them all away. Put them in a bottle, and across the seas, they'll stay... These days, I seem to think a lot about the things that I forgot to do, and all the times I had the chance to... Please don't confront me with my failures. I had not forgotten them. So I will find it, and I will climb it, but I see now, I'm not going home. And will it change me? I've fallen on my knees. When the night's falling, all I can say is I've seen better days. Close your eyes, it is time for you to tell the world goodnight. It might be dark inside, but there are still stars shining in the sky... Close your eyes, I am here, and everything will be alright. I am right here by your side, as we go walking through the night... If we jump into the water, would we swim or would we drown? If we built a set of wings, then could we fly or just fall down? And if you keep talking to me through this darkness through this night, I'll be alright... Oh, how I wish for soothing rain, all I wish is to dream again, my loving heart, lost in the dark, for hope I'd give my everything... YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR! ...Wait, who is my supervisor? That sounds like a spectacularly bad idea. Correct. So let's pretend we never saw each other. So I'm fairly useless in battle, but it's nice to meet you, all the same. All this training you do is fine, but from time to time, think about your love. We are all – and this includes you knights, too – human. Living just for battle seems pretty sad, you know? It'll do you good to think about other things once in a while. My oh my! I'm not a popular fellow at all. You don't smile. You don't speak. And you're still creepy. Yep. I'm a fugitive, and you're a deserter. Looks like you and I were made for each other. ...Huh, even as a monster, you are a handsome one, Lloyd. But you know something? I can't let this continue!! ...Commander... I really didn't want to see you like this. ...All I can give you is one last act of rebellion. What's going on here!? Somebody, get that girl! Are you sure? This skill level isn't even remotely fair. Yes indeed! STAY F*CKING CALM! Dwight may have won this battle, but I will win... the next battle. Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them. Or he quits them, if they are unfair. There are always a million reasons not to do something. Bite my shiny metal ass. I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion. Hey other universe! BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS! Afterlife? If I knew I had to go to a whole other life, I'd kill myself right now. Yep, we're boned. I'll build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park! I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself! Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them? Bender is great! Do the Bender! Do the Bender! I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do! Game's over, losers, I have all the money! Compare your lives to mine, and then kill yourselves! I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead. This is the worst kind of discrimination: The kind against me! Hey, do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No! So beat it! I say, the world must learn of our peaceful ways by force! I'm back, baby! Hey, babe. You wanna kill all humans? When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission. Look at me! I'm Doctor Zoidberg, homeowner! Fry, it's been years since medical school, so remind me. Disembowelling in your species: Fatal, or non-fatal? I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated. I broke your television! By the way, I took the liberty of fertilising your caviar. Only the warrior who can admit mortal weakness will be bolstered by immortal strength. I came seeking a challenge. All I found was you. No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings. Most mirrors show your reflection. Others show your potential. Simun the Quiet filled the chest with his most precious thoughts. But in a fit of paranoia, he locked up the memory of where he hid the key. Friends teach what you want to know. Enemies teach what you need to know. Your first mistake was thinking I would let you live long enough to make a second. As it moved, the wurm's spines gathered up bits of flowstone, which took the shapes of dead villagers' heads. Each head spoke a single sound, but if taken together, they said, "Alas for the living." If I wanted your opinion, I would have told you what it was. No fear. No sense. And soon, no lunch. Was it something I said? I have seen entire civilizations rise and fall. You mortal are but dust to me. Some convictions are so strong that the world must break to accommodate them. There is no drake that flies faster than a crossbow bolt. The lifespan of a wirefly can be precisely described as "short". Not all heroes die in armor. Once he'd worked out which end of the thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty. Each tooth is the length of a horse, and new ones grow in every sixteen days. Let's get a closer look! Melt that which was never frozen. Finding themselves in a new and unexplored world, they immediately set it on fire. There are terrors lurking in the unseen corners of us all. When times are tough, the poor eat the rats. When times are tougher, the rats eat the poor. Which would you like first: the insult, or the injury? The Keldons may have explosive tempers, but I have explosives. There's little more demeaning than getting your butt kicked by a bunch of bunnies. What am I looking at? Ashes, dead man. Lands ravaged, cities in ruins, so many lives sacrificed, and yet, there was no other word for it but victory. If you want to kill a lot of goblins, just make sure your defenses look like fun. What's the worst that can happen? There are medicines for all afflictions but idleness. Every day, I fight for my life and win. Every night, I fight to remember my name, and lose. Until you have lived as a statue, do not talk to me of pigeons. The more unlikely the victory, the more memorable the success. No thought, but hunger. No strategy, but destruction. No one spoke. There was no need. The threat of the Eldrazi presented a simple choice: lay down your weapons and die for nothing, or hold them fast and die for something. There are many words and phrases that can cause an experienced wizard to tremble in fear. Chief among them is "Oops". Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you. Be at peace, and observe its beauty. Be at war, and feel its justice. What was heads again? I want a banana this big! The good news is, we figured out how the wand works. The bad news is, we figured out how the wand works. The smallest seed of regret can bloom into redemption. Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some gold. At the academy, "show and tell" too often becomes "run and hide". It's fun. He doesn't need another reason. Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be. I don't get it. Why doesn't anybody like me? He wanders the land in search of Good Ass. But... It's as solid as the club in its hand - and about as subtle. When nature calls, run. Rain from this storm leaves you pinned to the ground like an insect. Mirri leapt quickly and silently. The guard died likewise. The most disappointing thing about learning telepathy is finding out how boring people really are. Like the tide, time both ebbs and flows. Storm crow descending, winter unending. Storm crow departing, summer is starting. Even more than carrion, they crave the last words of the dying. The fatal flaw in every plan is the assumption that you know more than the enemy. "Hard to imagine," mused Hanna, stroking the petal, "such a lovely flower inspiring such greed." "And if I'm lying," he began... Oh, thank the angels. It's not a werewolf, just a regular wo- Petrifying gaze, deadly fangs, knifelike dorsal spines, venomous saliva... Am I missing anything? ...Toxic bones? Seriously? For his family, Barrin made a funeral pyre of Tolaria. The enemy has been destroyed, sir. So have the forest, the city, your palace, your dog... The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, never surrender, and don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off. I can think of one goblin it ain't so lucky for. Krark was the kind of goblin who'd lose his thumb in a wager, and come right back with "Double or nothing!". The lawmage's argument was clever and well-reasoned, but Blunk's response proved irrefutable. For the first time in his life, Grakk felt a little warm and fuzzy inside. Kytheon had known war every day of his life. Now he finally knew peace. Sometimes death comes knocking. Sometimes it tears down the walls. Hup, two, three, four, don't know how to count no more. Species XR17 feeds upon the mental energies of its victims. This explains why the goblins remain unaffected. My mother once told me angels sing their swords' names with each strike. The sky rang with the cries of armored seraphs, and the darkness made a tactical retreat. Follow the light. In its absence, follow her. If there can be no victory, then I will fight forever. He didn't have a word for "home," but he knew it was something to be defended. Cut it down, bury it in snow, put it to the torch. The rose will still bloom again. Sometimes you die a glorious death with your sword held high. Sometimes you're just target practice. DANGER! Keep appendages clear of front of machine. And rear of machine. And side of machine. And top of machine. So great is his certainty that mere facts cannot shake it. One bone broken for every twig snapped underfoot. After the Foundry Street riot, Arrester Hulbein tried to ban bludgeons. Which, inevitably, resulted in another riot. We have ways to make you talk, but you have nothing interesting to say. I don't know why people say a double-edged sword is bad. It's a sword. With two edges. A child's porcelain doll went missing one night, as did a pair of kitchen shears and the town magistrate. Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire. Barbarians! They burned my favorite chair! We'll kill them all! The sparkmage shrieked, calling on the rage of the storms of his youth. To his surprise, the sky responded with a fierce energy he'd never thought to see again. He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly, he just raged. Goblin generals don't distinguish between troops and ammunition. Throw enough goblins at any problem and it should go away. At the very least, there'll be fewer goblins. Never tell goblins to fire at will. Goblins are eager to follow orders, especially when those orders involve stealing, hurting, annoying, eating, destroying, or swearing. He just likes to break legs. Collecting the debt is a bonus. Goblins journey to the sacrificial peaks in pairs so that the rare survivor might be able to relate the details of the other's grisly demise. On Dominaria, a scavenger. On Mirrodin, a predator. Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities. What doesn't grow, dies. And what dies grows the tarmogoyf. Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf! Madness and genius are separated only by degrees of success. Day 31: I finally succeeded in my time reversal experiment! Day 30: I might have a problem here. His mind whirled with grand plans, never thinking of what might happen if he were to succeed. The imp, unaware of its own odor, paused to catch its breath... and promptly died. Step 1: Find your cousin. Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon. Step 3: Find another cousin. Fuses? We have more than enough! Now... which one was it? Fire, aim, ready! They certainly are. It's actually quite simple, but since you've only recently begun to walk upright, it may take some time to explain. He remembers enough of his life to weep for what he has lost. The more victims he kills, the more likely he is to get the right one. Always easily impressed, Durg was about to be blown away. Of course it offered you power. Demons always do. But trust me—the sweeter the prize, the more ruinous the price. Over such beauty, wars are fought. With such power, wars are won. At what price beauty? How tragic that greed eclipses beauty. I will flay the skin from your flesh and the flesh from your bones and scrape your bones dry. And still you will not have suffered enough. It is not that you will go mad. It is that you will beg for madness. The body grows stronger under stress. The mind does not. Of course I'm sure I've gone mad. The little man who crawled out of my eye was quite clear on this. "Invincible" is just a word. By all means, keep trying. The willow knows what the storm does not: that the power to endure harm outlives the power to inflict it. She raised him from an orphaned pup and gave him a life of love. With his last act, he thanked her. He's smart for a goblin. He can do two things: hit and run. With great power comes great risk of getting yourself killed. I got it! I got it! I- Wizards fought over the stone to exploit its power. Goblins fight over it because it's shiny. The wizard who reads a thousand books is powerful. The wizard who memorizes a thousand books is insane. Asked how it survived a run-in with a bog imp, the pegasus just shook its mane and burped. Goblin lessons include the 2,071 tips for survival. Frek only remembered 2,070. The goblins have forty-two different words for "ow." It was probably a lousy spell in the first place. Your attack has been rendered harmless. It is, however, quite pretty. The pyromancer summoned up her mightiest onslaught of fire and rage. Jace feigned interest. He traded sands for skins, skins for gold, gold for life. In the end, he traded life for sand. There is a future in which I can see only mist and a single shadow. Players that don't read flavor text aren't too bright, sorta smell, and dress funny. But let's just keep this between us, okay? They can get kind of violent. Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards. Editor's note: There were no suitable flavor text submissions for this card. Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on? They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose, Nor spake, nor moved their eyes; It had been strange, even in a dream, To have seen those dead men rise. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered the swine: and the herd ran violently... ...Before honour is humility. ...do not be afraid, for I am with you; do not be alarmed, for I am your God. I give you strength, truly I help you, truly I hold you firm with my saving right hand. For this is how God loved the world: he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him may not perish but may have eternal life. ...and light shines in darkness, and darkness could not overpower it. Even were I to walk in a ravine as dark as death I should fear no danger, for you are at my side. Your staff and your crook are there to soothe me. ...He will wipe away all tears from their eyes; there will be no more death, and no more mourning or sadness or pain. The world of the past has gone. Do not judge, and you will not be judged; because the judgements you give are the judgements you will get, and the standard you use will be the standard used for you. Anyone who wants to save his life will lose it; but anyone who loses his life for my sake will find it. Look at what the homosexuals have done to me. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It makes want to set myself on fire! So say goodbye to these, BECAUSE IT'S THE LAST TIME- I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out. I don't know what that means. But it sounds disgusting. Please tell your friends about this show. Now that's a clear-cut situation with the promise of comedy. Tell your friends. Buster so excelled at being neither seen nor heard that he remained at school undetected for a full two semesters after he was supposed to graduate. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, you freak, bitch! Well, I... don't know what I expected... But trust me. We are fucked. Fucked. Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Oh, I can just taste those meaty, leading-man parts in my mouth. Oh my god, we're having a fire! ...Sale. I need to prove to her that I'm not just a man, but a man's man. Even if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it up. I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now, I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. YOU GET THE HELL OUT! These are not the cops! These are the strippers! Look at how hot they are! Moms are such a pain in the ass, it's like, "die already!" Daddy horny, Michael. If you don't succeed, then you run the risk of failure. Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists. What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out, and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever. I deserve respect for the things I did not do. We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to move forward. One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'. The loss of life will be irreplaceable. We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things. People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have tremendous impact on history. I think that I have made good judgements in the past, and I think that I have made good judgements in the future. I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy...but that could change. My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right. Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific, and it is a part of the United States that is an island that is right there. You lose. I feel I no longer fit in with these times. I do not choose to run. I am not fit for this office and never should have been here. Facts are stupid things. Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. Hi, my name is Al Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United States. Well, actually, he forgot Poland. We must stop the terror. I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive. It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. The people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements they have achieved. For every fatal shooting, there are about 3 non-fatal shootings. Folks, this is unacceptable in America. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully. I want to make sure that everybody who has a job wants a job. There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you... Fool me... you can't get fooled again. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country, and neither do we. Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family. One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating. It's clearly a budget. It's got lots of numbers in it. I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office. They misunderestimated me. I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all. PowerPoint makes us stupid. I don't have worry and stress. I cause worry and stress. I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke. The Wall just got ten feet higher. I never attacked him on his looks, and believe me, there's plenty of subject matter right there. Wrong. You're fired. Everyone's always blaming me for everything. If you don't believe in yourself, no one else will. Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat. Sometimes by losing a battle, you find a new way to win the war. I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big. Donald, you're not going to be able to insult your way to the presidency. That's not going to happen. ...Please clap. Can someone attack me, please? What is Aleppo? A broken clock is right once a day. I'm more Jewish than you think I am. I read the part of the Bible that said the Jews are God's chosen people. George W. Bush did an incredible job in the presidency, defending us from freedom. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is. Who am I? ...Why am I here? You know, I didn't have my hearing aid turned on... Tell me again. I do not like broccoli, and I haven't liked it since I was a little kid, and my mother made me eat it. And I'm the President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli!

Ya know what ya wanna do wit dat, 'ight? You wanna put a bangin' donk on it. Wish your love cake is delivered safely... I thought that, if the world won't change, we could never reach happiness... Wouldn't you miss me? Wouldn't you miss me at all?! Mew is a clone of Mew.24.23.157.0 10:53, 11 February 2012 (EST) Well when i'm in a higher level than Wikia staff. It will be an administrator but global and it will have too many tools and if that, i can kill all Wikia staff by terminating their accounts and removing their access so they can't access their account. If they had a suspended account then they cannot log in and i will answer you and get rid of all the good admins in Smash wiki and smash all founders and everything. If they were smashed then they will never log in to a site again. I find ReDeads rather relatable to the typical teenager. They sleep all day, walk with a droop, speak through a series of groans and grunts, latch onto anything they deem attractive, and... Yeah. I'm going to have to admit that you have been quite a strong new user, especially for a girl. Never have I ever watched Titanic. Overrated anyways. MHStarCraft does not actually play Project M, despite it being a mod that is easy to setup unlike mods for other games. He in fact dislikes Project M. He also refuses to consider Project M as a game, refusing to also italicize it on this wiki as a result. It's just a mod, and a shitty one, as well. Who can we thank for Brawl's loss of a competitive scene? That's right, Project M! I then enjoyed the game again. Why? Because I avoided a certain mod called Project M, which these stupid hard core Melee fans made to ruin the Brawl community. Super Smash Bros. Brawl will forever live as the game that had the highest expectations and failed to deliver. It is a slow, commercialized, non-competitive and easy party platformer. Melee remains the greatest game ever made. I love how you comment on every Marth thread to talk shit about him, just let it die man. I consider my self to be a very mild mannered and soft spoken person Do you guys ever learn? Why should I be nice guys? Does it the first enemy that not a Primid? Yes but i can tell Link always has boomberangs. D'you come from a land from down under? Oh why is everybody always pickin' on me? I've known of your secluded nights, I've even seen her maybe once or twice. But is her sweet expression worth more than my love and affection? You broke my heart, 'cause I couldn't dance. You didn't even want me around! And now, I'm back to let you know I can really shake 'em down. DO YOU LOVE ME?! And I feel the light in the night and in the day. And I feel the light when the sky's just mud and grey. And I feel the light when you tell me it's okay... 'Cause you're so great, and I love you... Still I write my songs... about that dream of mine... In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight. Hello, hello. This is the Planet GENETOS. Who are you? I hope that Damon Albarn and Alex James of Blur catch AIDS and die. I'm a staunch independent. Every time I think I'm a Republican, they do something greedy, and every time I think I'm a Democrat, they do something stupid. I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. But hey, Reverend! There are two knobs on the radio! One of them turns the radio off, and the other one changes the station! Imagine that, Reverend, you can actually change the station! It's called freedom of choice, and it's one of the principles this country was founded upon. Look it up in the library, Reverend! If you have any of them left when you've finished burning all the books.. Everything's been sanitised now and cleaned up. First with these fucking Christians, you start with them. But let's not leave out these PC campus liberal assholes. I mean, they're just as fucking bad from a different direction. Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. Political correctness cripples discourse, creates ugly language, and is generally stupid. Give us a grave! Give us a shovel! Give us a marker! Give us the Doctor! Give us the rope! I've got this burning, like my veins are filled with nothing but gasoline. I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!! One, two, three, four, fix, six, seven, all good children go to heaven. You won't break the armour... I will never surrender. I should've burnt this flame out years ago, but you burnt my house down, and I won't move. And as I stand here alone in this dust, I've got nothing left to lose. 'Cause I've seen your ways, and I know your plans, 'cause I've been around and I've seen this place before. I won't do this anymore, but if you want war, then you've got war. I should have closed these borders years ago, but you left me somewhere I know well. And as I stand here in no man's land, I contemplate your attack! There is no dark side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark. Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car. Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. We know it's his fucking homework! Where's the fucking money, you little brat?! This will not stand, you know? This aggression will not stand, man. God damn you, Walter! You fucking asshole! Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the fuck has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?! You see, Larry? You see what happens? This is what happens... this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry! Are they gonna hurt us, Walter? Oh man... I shot Marvin in the face. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. ...What the fuck were they THINKING?! Man, fuck this game, fuck it to hell, fuck it to oblivion, fuck it to DAMNATION OF MANKIND! ...What kind of twisted piece of crap is this?! This game isn't just bad... it's really bad! It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit and... I don't like it. You are biased and nitpicking, I win, bye bye. But... hello, you! I'm Guru Larry, and I welcome you to Fact Hunt! It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here. And I'm much obliged to you for making it clear that I'm not here. And the sea isn't green...and I love the Queen...and what exactly is a dream...and what exactly is a joke? It's a race to the bottom. Video games today are pure, unadulterated trash, and I am sorry for that. Ever notice how women who don't support abortion are normally the ones you don't wanna fuck in the first place? For years, I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbour with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cocksucker out with one visit. It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat. I am the man who arranges the blocks that descend upon me from up above... The future will be better tomorrow. And you've been so busy lately that you haven't found the time to open up your mind, and watch the world spinning, gently out of time You are the one... you'll never be alone again. You're more than in my head, you're more...

You! I want to take you to a gay bar! I've got something to put in you! I've got something to put in you! I've got something to put in you! At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar! Wind me up, put me down, start me off, and watch me go! Because it's easy once you know how it's done, you can't stop now, it's already begun. You feel it running through your bones, and you jerk it out. No, I can't hear nothing because I got my head up in the clouds... I don't think so, Tim.