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On October 22 2010, a young Canadian lad who goes by the name of Toomai acquired "bureacrat powers", or just absolute control over the whole fucking place if you will. Everyone loved him and they thought it was a wise decision, made by the bureaucrats of then, to make. Only from that moment until now, the other bureaucrats started dissapearing. Everyone thought it was just because they didn't want to be around anymore, or | On October 22 2010, a young Canadian lad who goes by the name of Toomai acquired "bureacrat powers", or just absolute control over the whole fucking place if you will. Everyone loved him and they thought it was a wise decision, made by the bureaucrats of then, to make. Only from that moment until now, the other bureaucrats started dissapearing. Everyone thought it was just because they didn't want to be around anymore, or lazyness, or a life-threatening disease, or the end of the world... But no one has investigated like I have. And my conclusion is: Toomai did this. | ||
Think of Toomai as some sort of Julius Ceasar. He did cool shit with his little army, which impressed the Romans. He rose the a higher position in the army, and after another series of successes, Caesar became so powerful, the Roman people (''Populi Romani'') ingored their leaders and turned towards Caesar. Then he became emperor and controller everything, excpet for the cheese of course. Now what follows from my investigations, is that Toomai did '''the excact same thing'''. And now, 3 years later, it is April fools day 2013. He knew that if he did anything that looked suspicious, today was the day no one would give a fuck. So he utilised his ultimate plan to destroy SmashWiki once and for all... | Think of Toomai as some sort of Julius Ceasar. He did cool shit with his little army, which impressed the Romans. He rose the a higher position in the army, and after another series of successes, Caesar became so powerful, the Roman people (''Populi Romani'') ingored their leaders and turned towards Caesar. Then he became emperor and controller everything, excpet for the cheese of course. Now what follows from my investigations, is that Toomai did '''the excact same thing'''. And now, 3 years later, it is April fools day 2013. He knew that if he did anything that looked suspicious, today was the day no one would give a fuck. So he utilised his ultimate plan to destroy SmashWiki once and for all... | ||
Revision as of 07:55, April 1, 2013
Everything was fine, everything was great. SmashWiki was in peace. But then, Toomai came...
On October 22 2010, a young Canadian lad who goes by the name of Toomai acquired "bureacrat powers", or just absolute control over the whole fucking place if you will. Everyone loved him and they thought it was a wise decision, made by the bureaucrats of then, to make. Only from that moment until now, the other bureaucrats started dissapearing. Everyone thought it was just because they didn't want to be around anymore, or lazyness, or a life-threatening disease, or the end of the world... But no one has investigated like I have. And my conclusion is: Toomai did this.
Think of Toomai as some sort of Julius Ceasar. He did cool shit with his little army, which impressed the Romans. He rose the a higher position in the army, and after another series of successes, Caesar became so powerful, the Roman people (Populi Romani) ingored their leaders and turned towards Caesar. Then he became emperor and controller everything, excpet for the cheese of course. Now what follows from my investigations, is that Toomai did the excact same thing. And now, 3 years later, it is April fools day 2013. He knew that if he did anything that looked suspicious, today was the day no one would give a fuck. So he utilised his ultimate plan to destroy SmashWiki once and for all...
He knows everyone, even the admins, would fall for this and get confused so he had his opportunity to hack SmashWiki into the ground. It was very clever of him. I mean, after all, French is second-most deadly thing in the universe, after common sense, while he is immume to it because of his nationality. However, what mr. Toomai did not know is that there is one man who could see through his innocent-looking prank: me.
And now I'm here to warn you of the dangers of Toomai, of this "awesome" bureaucrat, for he has a heart of pure evil. I ask you to see though this and join me to take town this evil figure!
Now following is a motivational text:
...but they never cease, for a single instant, to instill into the working class the clearest possible recognition of the hostile antagonism between bourgeoisie and proletariat, in order that the German workers may straightway use, as so many weapons against the bourgeoisie, the social and political conditions that the bourgeoisie must necessarily introduce along with its supremacy, and in order that, after the fall of the reactionary classes in Germany, the fight against the bourgeoisie itself may immediately begin.
The Communists turn their attention chiefly to Germany, because that country is on the eve of a bourgeois revolution that is bound to be carried out under more advanced conditions of European civilisation and with a much more developed proletariat than that of England was in the seventeenth, and France in the eighteenth century, and because the bourgeois revolution in Germany will be but the prelude to an immediately following proletarian revolution.
In short, the Communists everywhere support every revolutionary movement against the existing social and political order of things.
In all these movements, they bring to the front, as the leading question in each, the property question, no matter what its degree of development at the time.
Finally, they labour everywhere for the union and agreement of the democratic parties of all countries.
The Communists disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions. Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win.
