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{{cquote|<center>When a man loves cats, I am his friend and ally without further introduction.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
{{cquote|<center>When a man loves cats, I am his friend and ally without further introduction.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's not geniuses that change the world. It's ordinary people who make every effort they can.</center>|cite=Kiyotaka Ishimaru, ''Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am the man who arranges the blocks that descend upon me from up above.</center>|cite=''Tetris'' by Pig With the Face of a Boy}}
{{cquote|<center>I am the man who arranges the blocks that descend upon me from up above.</center>|cite=''Tetris'' – Pig With the Face of a Boy}}
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{{cquote|<center>Be not an agent of someone else's justice, but justice itself! Now, let us fight as two great men, freed of their gods.</center>|cite=Walhart, ''Fire Emblem Awakening''}}
{{cquote|<center>Be not an agent of someone else's justice, but justice itself! Now, let us fight as two great men, freed of their gods.</center>|cite=Walhart, ''Fire Emblem Awakening''}}
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{{cquote|<center>More like Stupei, Ace Defective.</center>|cite=Yukari Takeba, ''Persona 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Big McThankies from McSpankies.</center>|cite=Skeet}}
{{cquote|<center>Big McThankies from McSpankies.</center>|cite=Skeet}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your soul is mine.|cite=Shang Tsung}}
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{{cquote|<center>Name ''one'' realm you control.|cite=Noob Saibot, ''Mortal Kombat 11''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Watch out! Beware! Take care! MASHEEN is hiding out there somewhere, don't get mashed now!|cite=Coach Insano, ''Need for Madness? TooOo?!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This track is actually a 4D object projected onto the 3D world. It's been broken down, separated and, in many ways, it is also a maze! GOOD LUCK!</center>|cite=Coach Insano, ''Need for Madness? TooOo?!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Anyone up for a game of Digger?! You can have fun using MASHEEN here!</center>|cite=Coach Insano, ''Need for Madness? TooOo?!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is an act enjoyably performed between two people on a flat surface.</center>|cite=Me, attempting to describe table tennis without naming it}}
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{{cquote|<center>Good morning, dildos!</center>|cite=Joe Santagato}}
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{{cquote|<center>And usually, [infomercials are] joke. It's never something I ever take seriously, and I think a lot of people are in the same boat, where you're just sitting there watching the TV and you go, "What the hell am I watching right now? Uh- can I change the channel?" but the p- the problem with an infomercial is you have some weird sorcery spell on you. You CAN'T change the channel. You reach for the remote but it's so dumb and so enticing and there's so many stupid cliches like the black and white screen of someone doing something really stupid like their house exploding because they used the wrong onion peeler... You gotta keep watching!</center>|cite=Jerma}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mick Jagger fucked a goose in my dream.</center>|cite=Joe Santagato}}
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{{cquote|<center>What you need is a nice, refreshing Candwich! Quick and easy and ready to eat, I am gonna PISS BLOOD.</center>|cite=Joe Santagato}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't you hate when it starts to get cold out side and you no longer immediately get swamp-ass the second you walk out the door?</center>|cite=Joe Santagato}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're wearing a pair of pants that's plugged into the fuckin' wall! If someone turns on the microwave, the fuse blows, boom! Melted dick!</center>|cite=Joe Santagato}}
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Revision as of 02:52, August 3, 2019

“
And usually, [infomercials are] joke. It's never something I ever take seriously, and I think a lot of people are in the same boat, where you're just sitting there watching the TV and you go, "What the hell am I watching right now? Uh- can I change the channel?" but the p- the problem with an infomercial is you have some weird sorcery spell on you. You CAN'T change the channel. You reach for the remote but it's so dumb and so enticing and there's so many stupid cliches like the black and white screen of someone doing something really stupid like their house exploding because they used the wrong onion peeler... You gotta keep watching!
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—Jerma
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