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(May as well update this. I'm surprised it took me this long to drop the word "cunt" on this page, but there you go.)
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{{cquote|<center>It is possible to commit no mistakes, and still lose. That is not weakness. That is life.</center>|cite=Jean-Luc Picard in ''Star Trek – The Next Generation''}}
{{cquote|<center>It is possible to commit no mistakes, and still lose. That is not weakness. That is life.</center>|cite=Jean-Luc Picard in ''Star Trek - The Next Generation''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you hear a voice within you say, "you cannot paint," then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.</center>|cite=Vincent van Gogh}}
{{cquote|<center>If you hear a voice within you say, "you cannot paint," then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.</center>|cite=Vincent van Gogh}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have no fear of perfection. You'll never reach it.</center>|cite=Salvador Dalí}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's okay. I was useless at your age, too.</center>|cite=Paul Arden}}
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{{cquote|<center>Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson}}
{{cquote|<center>Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson}}
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{{cquote|<center>The creatures outside look from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again: but already it was impossible to say which was which.</center>|cite=George Orwell's ''Animal Farm''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.</center>|cite=Vladimir Nabokov's ''Lolita''}}
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{{cquote|<center>In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and been widely regarded as a bad move.</center>|cite=Douglas Adams's ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!'''</center>|cite=The Rock}}
{{cquote|<center>'''IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.'''</center>|cite=The Rock}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, guess what? I've got a job that you're going to love. Nice and easy, this is strictly a salvage mission. No crazy shit, I promise. </center>|cite=Opening text of ''Analogue – A Hate Story''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, guess what? I've got a job that you're going to love. Nice and easy, this is strictly a salvage mission. No crazy shit, I promise. </center>|cite=Opening text of ''Analogue - A Hate Story''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, rest your soul and feed your brain, free for you and all your friends, crawfish 'till the bitter end! Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, wade to the shallows break, that's where you will get to see everything the water can be!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Lake Pontchartrain''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, rest your soul and feed your brain, free for you and all your friends, crawfish 'till the bitter end! Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, wade to the shallows break, that's where you will get to see everything the water can be!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Lake Pontchartrain''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's how it happened, why would I lie?! There were no bodies, I've got none to hide! I'm just a boy, lost his friends in the rain. Any more questions, just go and ask Lake Pontchartrain! </center>|cite=Ludo's ''Lake Pontchartrain''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Girls who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys. Always should be someone you really love...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Girls & Boys''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Girls who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys. Always should be someone you really love...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Girls & Boys''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm a professional cynic, but my heart's not in it, I'm payin' the price of livin' life at the limit.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Country House''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Looking for America, with its kooky nights and suicide, where the TV says it's alright, 'cause everybody's hung up on something or other .</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Looking for America, with its kooky nights and suicide, where the TV says it's alright, 'cause everybody's hung up on something or other.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man, tell me about the colour of your soul...</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Scatman's World''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man, tell me about the colour of your soul.</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Scatman's World''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Okay, then! Have a nice wheeee!</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei – Devil Survivor 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>Okay, then! Have a nice wheeee!</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>On this website, the friends you're tied to by fate... like, not just random schmoes you met, but people you get to know rilly rilly well... We'll, like, show you ahead of time when they'll end up dead and stuff! Oh, and you'll get to see how they croak from the movie clips we upload to the site.</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei – Devil Survivor 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>On this website, the friends you're tied to by fate... like, not just random schmoes you met, but people you get to know rilly rilly well... We'll, like, show you ahead of time when they'll end up dead and stuff! Oh, and you'll get to see how they croak from the movie clips we upload to the site.</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Al rii--, wait, rilly!? Did you just say you wanted to die!? Oh! Uh... Hmm. So, you rilly want to die? That's it? No regrets? ...Rilly-rilly? Well, goodbye, then!</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei – Devil Survivor 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>Al rii--, wait, rilly!? Did you just say you wanted to die!? Oh! Uh... Hmm. So, you rilly want to die? That's it? No regrets? ...Rilly-rilly? Well, goodbye, then!</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Namjon yeobi'''.<br><br>''Men are  honoured, women are abased''</center>|cite="A Cliché to Remember" in ''Analogue – A Hate Story''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Namjon yeobi'''.<br><br>''Men are  honoured, women are abased''</center>|cite="A Cliché to Remember" in ''Analogue - A Hate Story''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ah, I knew the dame was trouble the moment they connected to my ship. Couldn't say a word, left all the questions to me...</center>|cite=*Hyun-ae in ''Analogue – A Hate Story''}}
{{cquote|<center>Ah, I knew the dame was trouble the moment they connected to my ship. Couldn't say a word, left all the questions to me...</center>|cite=*Hyun-ae in ''Analogue - A Hate Story''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's right, it's me, Risette! And this time, I'm about to take on the most extreme challenge! <br><br>I'm going to ''strip'' for you!</center>|cite= Rise Kujikawa in ''Persona 4 – The Animation''}}
{{cquote|<center>That's right, it's me, Risette! And this time, I'm about to take on the most extreme challenge! <br><br>I'm going to ''strip'' for you!</center>|cite= Rise Kujikawa in ''Persona 4 - The Animation''}}
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{{cquote|<center>More like Stupei Iori, Ace Defective.</center>|cite=Yukari Takeba in ''Persona 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>More like Stupei Iori, Ace Defective.</center>|cite=Yukari Takeba in ''Persona 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am thou... thou art I... From the sea of thy soul, I come... </center>|cite=Personas in ''Persona''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I have a message for you from Arikado.</center>|cite= Mina Hakuba in ''Aria of Sorrow''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I have a message for you from Arikado.</center>|cite= Mina Hakuba in ''Aria of Sorrow''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima requesting aerial cover! Send in the choppers, and when you find those kids, don't waste any time! '''Just nab 'em!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima! I'm sendin' in the parachute squad! Once they land, '''fill that hell on wheels with lead!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima! I'm sendin' in the tanks! I don't care what happens, just '''get those punks!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''North''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''North''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>You have to absorb such a film, not consider it. But my brain rebelled, and insisted on applying logic where it was not welcome.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Godzilla (1998)''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ha ha ha, what a fag! He still wears velcro shoes!</center>|cite=A kid in ''Inferno Cop''}}
{{cquote|<center>Ha ha ha, what a fag! He still wears velcro shoes!</center>|cite=A kid in ''Inferno Cop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Shirotabi, please forgive me for bringing you back to life! I know now that it could never work between us, as much as we want it to, it may never be! Not because you're a rabbit, but because you're black!</center>|cite=Mio Itai in ''Ghost Stories''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, ho, let's go! Hey, ho, let's go!</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Blitzkreig Bop''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, ho, let's go! Hey, ho, let's go!</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Blitzkreig Bop''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I believe it's my God-given right to destroy everything in my sight, 'cause it never gets dull, it never gets old, the only thing it gets is more bold!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''One Fine Day''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Are there any queers in the theatre tonight?!<br><br> '''GET THEM UP AGAINST THE WALL!!'''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Are there any queers in the theatre tonight?!<br><br>'''''GET THEM UP AGAINST THE WALL!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>There's one smoking a joint! And another with spots! If I had my way, '''I'D HAVE YOU ALL SHOT!!'''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''.}}
{{cquote|<center>There's one smoking a joint! And another with spots! If I had my way, '''''I'D HAVE ALL OF YOU SHOT!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup? Yeah buddy, that's his own hair. That little faggot got his own jet airplane. That little faggot, he's a millionaire!</center>|cite=Dire Straits' ''Money For Nothing''}}
{{cquote|<center>See that little faggot with the earring and the makeup? Yeah buddy, that's his own hair. That little faggot got his own jet airplane. That little faggot, he's a millionaire!</center>|cite=Dire Straits' ''Money For Nothing''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Why am I holding this gun and axe? Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks? Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill, or will he just keep on telling me to kill?</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Found a hobo in my room, what do I do, he looks dead, bleeding red onto my bedspread, and he also appears to be missing his head?! Why am I holding this gun and axe? Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks? Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill, or will he just keep on telling me to kill?</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I, I want to go, I got to run, run to the moment and set me free...You tell me why, I hear the sound, the sound of my dream...</center>|cite=Dj Splash's ''Sound of My Dream''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I, I want to go, I got to run, run to the moment and set me free...You tell me why, I hear the sound, the sound of my dream...</center>|cite=Dj Splash's ''Sound of My Dream''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Come and take a trip with me, to a land where love is free, follow me into the light, everything's gonna be alright...</center>|cite=Dune's ''Can't Stop Raving''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Just go and take my hand, I will show you promised land, stay with me in paradise, so our future can be nice...</center>|cite=Dune's ''Can't Stop Raving''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>If I don't get some food right now, I'm gonna punch somebody in the dick.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
{{cquote|<center>If I don't get some food right now, I'm gonna punch somebody in the dick.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If I don't get some food right now, I'm gonna punch somebody in the cunt.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your hands...so warm...People have such warm hands...I had forgotten...</center>|cite=Karst in ''Golden Sun – The Lost Age''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Your hands...so warm...People have such warm hands...I had forgotten...</center>|cite=Karst in ''Golden Sun - The Lost Age''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Aaahh! You're no perfect being! You're a monster in human form! No mercy! No forgiveness!</center>|cite=Nino to Sonia in ''Fire Emblem''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Aaahh! You're no perfect being! You're a monster in human form! No mercy! No forgiveness!</center>|cite=Nino in ''Fire Emblem''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>''Let's give it everything we've got!'' '''IT'S... PUNISHMENT TIME!'''</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa – Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>''Let's give it everything we've got!'' '''IT'S... PUNISHMENT TIME!'''</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now then, I've prepared a very special punishment!</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa – Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>Now then, I've prepared a very special punishment!</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No, I am not... effing with you right now.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa – Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>I bet you guys '''[REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]''' all over her, didn't you!?</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm fishing. What does it look like I'm doing?</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa – Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>No, I am not... effing with you right now.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rejoice, commoners, for today, I show you just how much far above you I am.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa – Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm fishing. What does it look like I'm doing?</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm surprised. It seems there's some semblance of a brain knocking around inside that skull of yours after all.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa – Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's like super super super super super despair. No, more than that... Super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super despair.</center>|cite=Junko Enoshima in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm sorry, but I give up! Quit without saving!</center>|cite=Hifumi Yamada in ''Danganronpa – Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>Yoohoo! Big sis! You look nothing like me and are stupid and ugly as usual!</center>|cite=Junko Enoshima in ''Danganronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''You're''' the one who's acting suspicious!</center>|cite=Yasuhiro Hagakure in ''Danganronpa – Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>Rejoice, commoners, for today, I show you just how much far above you I am.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I will shove a banana up your tailpipe!</center>|cite=Kiyondo Ishida in ''Danganronpa – Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm surprised. It seems there's some semblance of a brain knocking around inside that skull of yours after all.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There are only two types of luck: good and bad. There is no in-between. And that luck is built into every human at the moment of conception. Like a computer program. Some call it fate. The bottom line is, luck is life.</center>|cite=Celestia Ludenberg in ''Danganronpa – Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm sorry, but I give up! Quit without saving!</center>|cite=Hifumi Yamada in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I refuse to acknowledge you! You're stupid! Stupid Stupid Stupid! StupidStupidStupidStupidStupidStupidStupid!!</center>|cite=Leon Kuwata in ''Danganronpa – Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''You're''' the one who's acting suspicious!</center>|cite=Yasuhiro Hagakure in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Holy crap! He's totally the type of guy who spent his childhood killing neighbourhood pets!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Super Dangan Ronpa 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>I hope you all win the l-lottery and get hit by a b-bus... </center>|cite=Toko Fukawa in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the world of girl love! It's slippery when wet!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Super Dangan Ronpa 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>I will shove a banana up your tailpipe!</center>|cite=Kiyondo Ishida in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Grab a partner and slow dance to... "I Squeezed Out the Baby But I Have No Idea Who the Father Is"!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Super Dangan Ronpa 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>There are only two types of luck: good and bad. There is no in-between. And that luck is built into every human at the moment of conception. Like a computer program. Some call it fate. The bottom line is, luck is life.</center>|cite=Celestia Ludenberg in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.</center>|cite=Inigo Montoya in ''The Princess Bride''}}
{{cquote|<center>And in that regard, I made the right choice. I'm so glad your stupidity surpassed my every expectation. Life must have been tough on your parents, though.</center>|cite=Celestia Ludenberg in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I refuse to acknowledge you! You're stupid! Stupid Stupid Stupid! StupidStupidStupidStupidStupidStupidStupid!!</center>|cite=Leon Kuwata in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Holy crap! He's totally the type of guy who spent his childhood killing neighbourhood pets!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the world of girl love! It's slippery when wet!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Grab a partner and slow dance to... "I Squeezed Out the Baby But I Have No Idea Who the Father Is"!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But that's Kaede's lie, isn't it?</center>|cite=Kokichi Oma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But that's Kaede's lie, isn't it?</center>|cite=Kokichi Oma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can't do shit about that! So just calm your tiny tits and shut up!!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, dogfucker! Get over here!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You think comin' out of a rich dude's ballsack makes you better than me, an actual genius!?</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do you want to die?</center>|cite=Maki Harukawa in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.</center>|cite=Inigo Montoya in ''The Princess Bride''}}
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{{cquote|<center>May you fight bravely ''!''</center>|cite=Level intros in ''1943''}}
{{cquote|<center>May you fight bravely ''!''</center>|cite=Level intros in ''1943''}}
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{{cquote|<center>She's lower than a human. I bet she doesn't even have 10 fingers.</center>|cite=Marisa Kirisame in ''Touhou - Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let us go out this evening for pleasure. <br><br>The night is still young.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''CastleVania – Symphony of the Night''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Let us go out this evening for pleasure. <br><br>The night is still young.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''CastleVania - Symphony of the Night''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I guess it's too bad that everything we have is taken...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''And the Hero Will Drown''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I guess it's too bad that everything we have is taken away...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''And the Hero Will Drown''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>As years go by, I race the clock with you, but if you died right now, you know that I'd die, too, I'd die too.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Until the Day I Die''.}}
{{cquote|<center>As years go by, I race the clock with you, but if you died right now, you know that I'd die, too, I'd die too...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Until the Day I Die''.}}
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{{cquote|<center> With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''.}}
{{cquote|<center> Fuck everyone, but fuck you the most, fuck everything, but fuck you the most! With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Why can't I just get over you? You hurt me so bad with all the things you do... and I try so hard, but I can't give it up. I love you so much, but I think you suck!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''I Love / You Suck''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Why can't I just get over you? You hurt me so bad with all the things you do, and I try so hard, but I can't give it up! I love you so much, but I think you suck!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''I Love / You Suck''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>You bastard! You lying ''bastard''! That's it, I no cover for you no more! Peoples, I have a ''big'' announcement! <br><br>This man is gay '''AND''' European!</center>|cite=''There, Right There!'' from ''Legally Blonde''}}
{{cquote|<center>You bastard! You lying ''bastard''! That is it, I no cover for you no more! Peoples, I have a ''big'' announcement! <br><br>This man is gay '''AND''' European!</center>|cite=''There, Right There!'' from ''Legally Blonde''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Only the warrior who can admit mortal weakness will be bolstered by immortal strength.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Angelic Blessing".}}
{{cquote|<center>Dwight may have won this battle, but I will win... the next battle.</center>|cite=Andy Bernard in ''The Office''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Wind Drake".}}
{{cquote|<center>Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them. Or he quits them, if they are unfair.</center>|cite=Andy Bernard in ''The Office''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Friends teach what you want to know. Enemies teach what you ''need'' to know.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Rhystic Study".}}
{{cquote|<center>Bite my shiny metal ass.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>As it moved, the wurm's spines gathered up bits of flowstone, which took the shapes of dead villagers' heads. Each head spoke a single sound, but if taken together, they said, "Alas for the living."</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Spined Wurm".}}
{{cquote|<center>Yep, we're boned.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>If I wanted your opinion, I would have told you what it was.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Stifle".}}
{{cquote|<center>I'll build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is no drake that flies faster than a crossbow bolt.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Crossbow Ambush".}}
{{cquote|<center>I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Once he'd worked out which end of the thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Piker".}}
{{cquote|<center>Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Melt that which was never frozen.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pyrite Spellbomb".}}
{{cquote|<center>Only the warrior who can admit mortal weakness will be bolstered by immortal strength.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Angelic Blessing".}}
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{{cquote|<center>There are terrors lurking in the unseen corners of us all.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Tortured Existence".}}
{{cquote|<center>I came seeking a challenge. All I found was you.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Utter End".}}
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{{cquote|<center>When times are tough, the poor eat the rats. When times are tougher, the rats eat the poor.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Drainpipe Vermin".}}
{{cquote|<center>No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Wind Drake".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The Keldons may have explosive tempers, but ''I'' have explosives.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mine Bearer".}}
{{cquote|<center>Simun the Quiet filled the chest with his most precious thoughts. But in a fit of paranoia, he locked up the memory of where he hid the key.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Sorcerer's Strongbox".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Lands ravaged, cities in ruins, so many lives sacrificed, and yet, there was no other word for it but victory.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Near-Death Experience".}}
{{cquote|<center>Friends teach what you want to know. Enemies teach what you ''need'' to know.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Rhystic Study".}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's the worst that can happen?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gamble".}}
{{cquote|<center>Your first mistake was thinking I would let you live long enough to make a second.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mental Misstep".}}
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{{cquote|<center>There are medicines for all afflictions but idleness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Stupor".}}
{{cquote|<center>As it moved, the wurm's spines gathered up bits of flowstone, which took the shapes of dead villagers' heads. Each head spoke a single sound, but if taken together, they said, "Alas for the living."</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Spined Wurm".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The more unlikely the victory, the more memorable the success.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Chance Encounter".}}
{{cquote|<center>If I wanted your opinion, I would have told you what it was.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Stifle".}}
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{{cquote|<center>No thought, but hunger. No strategy, but destruction.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pathrazer of Ulamog".}}
{{cquote|<center>No fear. No sense. And soon, no lunch.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Nausea".}}
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{{cquote|<center>No one spoke. There was no need. The threat of the Eldrazi presented a simple choice: lay down your weapons and die for nothing, or hold them fast and die for something.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Time of Heroes".}}
{{cquote|<center>Was it something I said?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Nausea".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Last Word".}}
{{cquote|<center>There is no drake that flies faster than a crossbow bolt.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Crossbow Ambush".}}
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{{cquote|<center>What was heads again?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Puppet's Verdict".}}
{{cquote|<center>The lifespan of a wirefly can be precisely described as "short".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Wirefly Hive".}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want a banana ''this'' big!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gorilla Titan".}}
{{cquote|<center>Once he'd worked out which end of the thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Piker".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The smallest seed of regret can bloom into redemption.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Swords to Plowshares".}}
{{cquote|<center>Melt that which was never frozen.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pyrite Spellbomb".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some gold.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Reparations".}}
{{cquote|<center>Finding themselves in a new and unexplored world, they immediately set it on fire.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Razerunners".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Dumb Ass".}}
{{cquote|<center>There are terrors lurking in the unseen corners of us all.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Tortured Existence".}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't get it. Why doesn't anybody like me?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Smart Ass".}}
{{cquote|<center>When times are tough, the poor eat the rats. When times are tougher, the rats eat the poor.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Drainpipe Vermin".}}
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{{cquote|<center>He wanders the land in search of Good Ass.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Bad Ass".}}
{{cquote|<center>The Keldons may have explosive tempers, but ''I'' have explosives.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mine Bearer".}}
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{{cquote|<center>But...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "City of Ass".}}
{{cquote|<center>There's little more demeaning than getting your butt kicked by a bunch of bunnies.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Jackalope Herd".}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's as solid as the club in its hand – and about as subtle.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Rhox".}}
{{cquote|<center>What am I looking at? Ashes, dead man.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Prodigal Pyromancer".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rain from this storm leaves you pinned to the ground like an insect.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Thorn Elemental".}}
{{cquote|<center>Lands ravaged, cities in ruins, so many lives sacrificed, and yet, there was no other word for it but victory.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Near-Death Experience".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mirri leapt quickly and silently. The guard died likewise.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Leap".}}
{{cquote|<center>If you want to kill a lot of goblins, just make sure your defenses look like fun.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lightmine Field".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Like the tide, time both ebbs and flows.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Time Ebb".}}
{{cquote|<center>What's the worst that can happen?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gamble".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Storm crow descending, winter unending. Storm crow departing, summer is starting.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Storm Crow".}}
{{cquote|<center>There are medicines for all afflictions but idleness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Stupor".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Even more than carrion, they crave the last words of the dying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Murder of Crows".}}
{{cquote|<center>Until you have lived as a statue, do not talk to me of pigeons.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Xanthic Statue".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The fatal flaw in every plan is the assumption that you know more than the enemy.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mana Leak".}}
{{cquote|<center>The more unlikely the victory, the more memorable the success.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Chance Encounter".}}
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{{cquote|<center>"Hard to imagine," mused Hanna, stroking the petal, "such a lovely flower inspiring such greed."</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lotus Petal".}}
{{cquote|<center>No thought, but hunger. No strategy, but destruction.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pathrazer of Ulamog".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Petrifying gaze, deadly fangs, knifelike dorsal spines, venomous saliva... Am I missing anything? ...Toxic bones? Seriously?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Daggerback Basilisk".}}
{{cquote|<center>No one spoke. There was no need. The threat of the Eldrazi presented a simple choice: lay down your weapons and die for nothing, or hold them fast and die for something.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Time of Heroes".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, never surrender, and don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Drudge Skeletons".}}
{{cquote|<center>There are many words and phrases that can cause an experienced wizard to tremble in fear. Chief among them is "Oops".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Research Assistant".}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can think of ''one'' goblin it ain't so lucky for.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krark's Thumb".}}
{{cquote|<center>Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Last Word".}}
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{{cquote|<center>For the first time in his life, Grakk felt a little warm and fuzzy inside.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pacifism".}}
{{cquote|<center>What was heads again? </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Puppet's Verdict".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sometimes death comes knocking. Sometimes it tears down the walls.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Army of the Damned".}}
{{cquote|<center>I want a banana ''this'' big!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gorilla Titan".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hup, two, three, four, don't know how to count no more.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Coat of Arms".}}
{{cquote|<center>The good news is, we figured out how the wand works. The bad news is, we figured out how the wand works.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Pyromancer".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Follow the light. In its absence, follow her.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Serra Angel".}}
{{cquote|<center>The smallest seed of regret can bloom into redemption.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Swords to Plowshares".}}
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{{cquote|<center>My mother once told me angels sing their swords' names with each strike.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Archangel".}}
{{cquote|<center>Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some gold.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Reparations".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The sky rang with the cries of armored seraphs, and the darkness made a tactical retreat.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Archangel".}}
{{cquote|<center>At the academy, "show and tell" too often becomes "run and hide".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Show and Tell".}}
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{{cquote|<center>If there can be no victory, then I will fight forever.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Darksteel Plate".}}
{{cquote|<center>Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Dumb Ass".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Cut it down, bury it in snow, put it to the torch. The rose will still bloom again.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Resolute Archangel".}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't get it. Why doesn't anybody like me?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Smart Ass".}}
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{{cquote|<center>So great is his certainty that mere facts cannot shake it.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "True Believer".}}
{{cquote|<center>He wanders the land in search of Good Ass.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Bad Ass".}}
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{{cquote|<center>One bone broken for every twig snapped underfoot.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Llanowar Elves".}}
{{cquote|<center>But...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "City of Ass".}}
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{{cquote|<center>We have ways to make you talk, but you have nothing interesting to say.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Profane Prayers".}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't know why people say a double-edged sword is bad. It's a sword. With two edges.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Manabarbs".}}
{{cquote|<center>It's as solid as the club in its hand - and about as subtle.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Rhox".}}
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{{cquote|<center>A child's porcelain doll went missing one night, as did a pair of kitchen shears and the town magistrate.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Creepy Doll".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight ''everything'' with fire. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Sizzle".}}
{{cquote|<center>When nature calls, ''run''.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Primeval Titan".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The sparkmage shrieked, calling on the rage of the storms of his youth. To his surprise, the sky responded with a fierce energy he'd never thought to see again. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lightning Bolt".}}
{{cquote|<center>Rain from this storm leaves you pinned to the ground like an insect.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Thorn Elemental".}}
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{{cquote|<center>He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly, he just raged.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Raging Goblin".}}
{{cquote|<center>Mirri leapt quickly and silently. The guard died likewise.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Leap".}}
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{{cquote|<center>On Dominaria, a scavenger. On Mirrodin, a predator.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Atog".}}
{{cquote|<center>The most disappointing thing about learning telepathy is finding out how boring people really are.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Telepathy".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card – "Enormous Baloth".}}
{{cquote|<center>Like the tide, time both ebbs and flows.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Time Ebb".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Madness and genius are separated only by degrees of success </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Inspiration".}}
{{cquote|<center>Storm crow descending, winter unending. Storm crow departing, summer is starting.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Storm Crow".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Day 31: I finally succeeded in my time reversal experiment!<br><br>Day 30: I might have a problem here. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Inspiration".}}
{{cquote|<center>Even more than carrion, they crave the last words of the dying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Murder of Crows".}}
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{{cquote|<center>His mind whirled with grand plans, never thinking of what might happen if he were to succeed. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card – "Laboratory Maniac".}}
{{cquote|<center>The fatal flaw in every plan is the assumption that you know more than the enemy.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mana Leak".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Step 1: Find your cousin.<br><br>Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon.<br><br>Step 3: Find another cousin. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fodder Cannon".}}
{{cquote|<center>"Hard to imagine," mused Hanna, stroking the petal, "such a lovely flower inspiring such greed."</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lotus Petal".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuses? We have more than enough! Now... which one was it?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Boompile".}}
{{cquote|<center>"And if I'm lying," he began...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Meteorite".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fire, aim, ready!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin War Strike".}}
{{cquote|<center>Petrifying gaze, deadly fangs, knifelike dorsal spines, venomous saliva... Am I missing anything? ...Toxic bones? Seriously?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Daggerback Basilisk".}}
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{{cquote|<center>They certainly are.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Offensive".}}
{{cquote|<center>For his family, Barrin made a funeral pyre of Tolaria.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Obliterate".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The more victims he kills, the more likely he is to get the right one.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Assassin".}}
{{cquote|<center>The enemy has been destroyed, sir. So have the forest, the city, your palace, your dog...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Obliterate".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Always easily impressed, Durg was about to be blown away.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Archaeologist".}}
{{cquote|<center>The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, never surrender, and don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Drudge Skeletons".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Over such beauty, wars are fought. With such power, wars are won.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gilded Lotus".}}
{{cquote|<center>I can think of ''one'' goblin it ain't so lucky for.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krark's Thumb".}}
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{{cquote|<center>I will flay the skin from your flesh and the flesh from your bones and scrape your bones dry. And still you will not have suffered enough.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Hatred".}}
{{cquote|<center>The lawmage's argument was clever and well-reasoned, but Blunk's response proved irrefutable.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Skullcrack".}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is not that you will go mad. It is that you will beg for madness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Altar of Dementia".}}
{{cquote|<center>For the first time in his life, Grakk felt a little warm and fuzzy inside.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pacifism".}}
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{{cquote|<center>"Invincible" is just a word.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Oust".}}
{{cquote|<center>Sometimes death comes knocking. Sometimes it tears down the walls.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Army of the Damned".}}
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{{cquote|<center>He's smart for a goblin. He can do two things: hit ''and'' run. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Raider".}}
{{cquote|<center>Hup, two, three, four, don't know how to count no more.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Coat of Arms".}}
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{{cquote|<center>With great power comes great risk of getting yourself killed.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Arsonist".}}
{{cquote|<center>Species XR17 feeds upon the mental energies of its victims. This explains why the goblins remain unaffected.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Synapse Sliver".}}
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{{cquote|<center>I got it! I got it! I- </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mogg Fanatic".}}
{{cquote|<center>My mother once told me angels sing their swords' names with each strike.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Archangel".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Asked how it survived a run-in with a bog imp, the pegasus just shook its mane and burped.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Armored Pegasus ".}}
{{cquote|<center>The sky rang with the cries of armored seraphs, and the darkness made a tactical retreat.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Archangel".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goblin lessons include the 2,071 tips for survival. Frek only remembered 2,070. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Spire Barrage".}}
{{cquote|<center>Follow the light. In its absence, follow her.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Serra Angel".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The goblins have forty-two different words for "ow." </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Detonate".}}
{{cquote|<center>If there can be no victory, then I will fight forever.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Darksteel Plate".}}
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{{cquote|<center>He traded sands for skins, skins for gold, gold for life. In the end, he traded life for sand.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Squandered Resources".}}
{{cquote|<center>He didn't have a word for "home," but he knew it was something to be defended.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Ogre Resister".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Players that don't read flavor text aren't too bright, sorta smell, and dress funny. But let's just keep this between us, okay? They can get kind of violent. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card – "Double Header".}}
{{cquote|<center>Cut it down, bury it in snow, put it to the torch. The rose will still bloom again.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Resolute Archangel".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, ''don't'' eat the delicious cards.  </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fat Ass".}}
{{cquote|<center>Sometimes you die a glorious death with your sword held high. Sometimes you're just target practice.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Searing Spear".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on? </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Ow".}}
{{cquote|<center>DANGER! Keep appendages clear of front of machine. And rear of machine. And side of machine. And top of machine.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Razorfield Thresher".}}
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{{cquote|<center>They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,<br>Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;<br>It had been strange, even in a dream,<br>To have seen those dead men rise. </center>|cite=Samuel Taylor Coleridge's ''The Rime of the Ancient Mariner''}}
{{cquote|<center>So great is his certainty that mere facts cannot shake it.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "True Believer".}}
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{{cquote|<center>And the unclean spirits went out, and entered the swine: and the herd ran violently...</center>|cite=''Mark 5:13'', The Bible.}}
{{cquote|<center>One bone broken for every twig snapped underfoot.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Llanowar Elves".}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Before honour is humility</center>|cite=''Proverbs 15:33'', The Bible.}}
{{cquote|<center>After the Foundry Street riot, Arrester Hulbein tried to ban bludgeons. Which, inevitably, resulted in another riot.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Foundry Street Denizen".}}
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{{cquote|<center>...do not be afraid, for I am with you; do not be alarmed, for I am your God. I give you strength, truly I help you, truly I hold you firm with my saving right hand.</center>|cite=''Isaiah 41:10'', The Bible.}}
{{cquote|<center>We have ways to make you talk, but you have nothing interesting to say.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Profane Prayers".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Look at what the homosexuals have done to me. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It makes want to set myself on fire!</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development.}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't know why people say a double-edged sword is bad. It's a sword. With two edges.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Manabarbs".}}
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{{cquote|<center>So say goodbye to these, '''BECAUSE IT'S THE LAST TIME-'''</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development.}}
{{cquote|<center>A child's porcelain doll went missing one night, as did a pair of kitchen shears and the town magistrate.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Creepy Doll".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Please tell your friends about this show.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development.}}
{{cquote|<center>Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight ''everything'' with fire. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Sizzle".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Buster so excelled at being neither seen nor heard that he remained at school undetected for a full two semesters after he was supposed to graduate.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development.}}
{{cquote|<center>Barbarians! They burned my favorite chair! We'll kill them all! </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Aggravate".}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, you freak, bitch!</center>|cite="Buster's Hook Replacement" in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>The sparkmage shrieked, calling on the rage of the storms of his youth. To his surprise, the sky responded with a fierce energy he'd never thought to see again. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lightning Bolt".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, I... don't know what I expected...</center>|cite=Michael Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly, he just raged.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Raging Goblin".}}
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{{cquote|<center>I just blue myself.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Goblin generals don't distinguish between troops and ammunition.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Barrage of Expendables".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, I can just taste those leading, meaty man parts in my mouth.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Throw enough goblins at any problem and it should go away. At the very least, there'll be fewer goblins.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Piledriver".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Even if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it down.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Never tell goblins to fire at will.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Friendly Fire".}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now, I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Goblins are eager to follow orders, especially when those orders involve stealing, hurting, annoying, eating, destroying, or swearing. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krenko's Command".}}
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{{cquote|<center>YOU GET THE HELL OUT!</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>He just likes to break legs. Collecting the debt is a bonus.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krenko's Enforcer".}}
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{{cquote|<center>These are not the cops! These are the strippers! '''Look at how hot they are!'''</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Goblins journey to the sacrificial peaks in pairs so that the rare survivor might be able to relate the details of the other's grisly demise. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Dragon Fodder".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Moms are such a pain in the ass, it's like, "die already!"</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>On Dominaria, a scavenger. On Mirrodin, a predator.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Atog".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Enormous Baloth".}}
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{{cquote|<center>What doesn't grow, dies. And what dies grows the tarmogoyf.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Tarmogoyf".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lhurgoyf".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Madness and genius are separated only by degrees of success </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Inspiration".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Day 31: I finally succeeded in my time reversal experiment!<br><br>Day 30: I might have a problem here.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Inspiration".}}
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{{cquote|<center>His mind whirled with grand plans, never thinking of what might happen if he were to succeed. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Laboratory Maniac".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The imp, unaware of its own odor, paused to catch its breath... and promptly died. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Foul Imp".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Step 1: Find your cousin.<br><br>Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon.<br><br>Step 3: Find another cousin. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fodder Cannon".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuses? We have more than enough! Now... which one was it?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Boompile".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fire, aim, ready!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin War Strike".}}
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{{cquote|<center>They certainly are.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Offensive".}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's actually quite simple, but since you've only recently begun to walk upright, it may take some time to explain.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Redirect".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The more victims he kills, the more likely he is to get the right one.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Assassin".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Always easily impressed, Durg was about to be blown away.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Archaeologist".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Over such beauty, wars are fought. With such power, wars are won.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gilded Lotus".}}
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{{cquote|<center>I will flay the skin from your flesh and the flesh from your bones and scrape your bones dry. And still you will not have suffered enough.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Hatred".}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is not that you will go mad. It is that you will beg for madness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Altar of Dementia".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Of course I'm sure I've gone mad. The little man who crawled out of my eye was quite clear on this.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Distress".}}
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{{cquote|<center>"Invincible" is just a word.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Oust".}}
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{{cquote|<center>By all means, keep trying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Indestructibility".}}
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{{cquote|<center>He's smart for a goblin. He can do two things: hit ''and'' run. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Raider".}}
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{{cquote|<center>With great power comes great risk of getting yourself killed.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Arsonist".}}
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{{cquote|<center>I got it! I got it! I- </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mogg Fanatic".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wizards fought over the stone to exploit its power. Goblins fight over it because it's shiny. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Brightstone Ritual".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Asked how it survived a run-in with a bog imp, the pegasus just shook its mane and burped.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Armored Pegasus ".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goblin lessons include the 2,071 tips for survival. Frek only remembered 2,070. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Spire Barrage".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The goblins have forty-two different words for "ow." </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Detonate".}}
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{{cquote|<center>It was probably a lousy spell in the first place.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your attack has been rendered harmless. It is, however, quite pretty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The pyromancer summoned up her mightiest onslaught of fire and rage. Jace feigned interest.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell".}}
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{{cquote|<center>He traded sands for skins, skins for gold, gold for life. In the end, he traded life for sand.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Squandered Resources".}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is a future in which I can see only mist and a single shadow.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Apocalypse".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Players that don't read flavor text aren't too bright, sorta smell, and dress funny. But let's just keep this between us, okay? They can get kind of violent. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Double Header".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, ''don't'' eat the delicious cards.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fat Ass".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on? </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Ow".}}
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{{cquote|<center>They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,<br>Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;<br>It had been strange, even in a dream,<br>To have seen those dead men rise. </center>|cite=Samuel Taylor Coleridge's ''The Rime of the Ancient Mariner''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And the unclean spirits went out, and entered the swine: and the herd ran violently...</center>|cite=''Mark 5:13'', The Bible.}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Before honour is humility.</center>|cite=''Proverbs 15:33'', The Bible.}}
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{{cquote|<center>...do not be afraid, for I am with you; do not be alarmed, for I am your God. I give you strength, truly I help you, truly I hold you firm with my saving right hand.</center>|cite=''Isaiah 41:10'', The Bible.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Dumb. Tough. Flies. On fire. 'Nuff said.</center>|cite=Description for Lost Souls, ''Doom'' instruction manual}}
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{{cquote|<center>A missile-launching skyscraper with goat legs. 'Nuff said.</center>|cite=Description for Cyberdemons, ''Doom'' instruction manual}}
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{{cquote|<center>Look at what the homosexuals have done to me. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It makes want to set myself on fire!</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>So say goodbye to these, '''BECAUSE IT'S THE LAST TIME-'''</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Please tell your friends about this show.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Buster so excelled at being neither seen nor heard that he remained at school undetected for a full two semesters after he was supposed to graduate.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, you freak, bitch!</center>|cite="Buster's Hook Replacement" in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, I... don't know what I expected...</center>|cite=Michael Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I just blue myself.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, I can just taste those leading, meaty man parts in my mouth.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Even if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it down.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now, I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>YOU GET THE HELL OUT!</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>These are not the cops! These are the strippers! '''Look at how hot they are!'''</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Moms are such a pain in the ass, it's like, "die already!"</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.</center>|cite=Ronald Reagan}}
{{cquote|<center>Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.</center>|cite=Ronald Reagan}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hi, my name is Al Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United States.</center>|cite=Al Gore}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, actually, he forgot Poland.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>Well, actually, he forgot Poland.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>We must stop the terror. I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you.<br><br>Now watch this drive.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>I never attacked him on his looks, and believe me, there’s plenty of subject matter right there.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
{{cquote|<center>I never attacked him on his looks, and believe me, there's plenty of subject matter right there.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck you, Dunkey, I do not watch your videos because you are BLACK.</center>|cite=JonTron}}
{{cquote|<center>Fuck you, Dunkey, I do not watch your videos because you are black.</center>|cite=JonTron}}
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{{cquote|<center>But this man is a '''fucking hypocrite, piece of shit, rat bastard'''.</center>|cite=Dunkey on JonTron}}
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{{cquote|<center>Which brings me to the conclusion that Nintendo is run by ''Shark Tale'', ladies and gentlemen. Just a DVD copy of ''Shark Tale'', sitting in a chair.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Basically guys, what I'm trying to say with this video is that ''League of Legends'' sucks dick. It fucking sucks.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
{{cquote|<center>Basically guys, what I'm trying to say with this video is that ''League of Legends'' sucks dick. It fucking sucks.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Nintendo, what the fuck is this?</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Not even close, baybee!</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>What is Black Cock Motel? I'm gonna go in- Don't ever go in Black Cock Motel, okay Pikachu? Okay Onyx?</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
{{cquote|<center>What is Black Cock Motel? I'm gonna go in- Don't ever go in Black Cock Motel, okay Pikachu? Okay Onix?</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Is that Kermit the Frog with two samurai swords, smoking a blunt? What the fu-</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Stupid, stupid imp! You're stupid! And you're gonna be stupid and dead!!</center>|cite=Doomguy in the ''Doom'' comic.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sweet Christmas! Big-mouthed floating thingies! It's always something!</center>|cite=Doomguy in the ''Doom'' comic.}}
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