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“	You know, Trip, not too many people know this, but I used to be gay. I mean, I'm still gay, but I used to be really gay, like... I'd suck so many dicks, I wouldn't get anything done gay, you know?	”
—Batman in Cautionary Tales of Swords

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+{{cquote|<center>In time, you will offend everyone you know.</center>|cite=Unknown}}
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+{{cquote|<center>Story in a game is like a story in a porn movie. It's expected to be there, but it's not that important.</center>|cite=John Carmack}}
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+{{cquote|<center>If you don't like what is available today, you should not be licensing code in the hopes that I will change it into something you like more.</center>|cite=John Carmack}}
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+{{cquote|<center>Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.</center>|cite=Bill Gates}}
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 {{cquote|<center>Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster; and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you.</center>|cite=Friedrich Nietzsche}}
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+{{cquote|<center>When my information changes, I alter my conclusions. What do you do, sir? </center>|cite=John Maynard Keynes}}
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+{{cquote|<center>In the long run, we are all dead.</center>|cite=John Maynard Keynes}}
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-{{cquote|<center>The creatures outside look from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again: but already it was impossible to say which was which.</center>|cite=George Orwell's ''Animal Farm''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson}}
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-{{cquote|<center>It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.</center>|cite=Vladimir Nabokov's ''Lolita''}}
+{{cquote|<center>So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.</center>|cite=Frank Herbert's ''Dune''}}
+{{cquote|<center>The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again: but already it was impossible to say which was which.</center>|cite=George Orwell's ''Animal Farm''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and been widely regarded as a bad move.</center>|cite=Douglas Adams's ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy''}}
+{{cquote|<center>A true war story is never moral. It does not instruct, nor encourage virtue.</center>|cite=Tim O'Brien's ''The Things They Carried''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Is it better for a man to have chosen evil than to have good imposed upon him?</center>|cite=Anthony Burgess's ''A Clockwork Orange''}}
+{{cquote|<center>The good writers touch life often. The mediocre ones run a quick hand over her. The bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies.</center>|cite=Ray Bradbury's ''Fahrenheit 451''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>We can destroy what we have written, but we cannot unwrite it.</center>|cite=Anthony Burgess's ''A Clockwork Orange''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.</center>|cite=Vladimir Nabokov's ''Lolita''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.</center>|cite=Anthony Burgess's ''A Clockwork Orange''}}
+{{cquote|<center>One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson's ''Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I cried because I had no wallet, until I met a man who had no money. I don't know why he had no money, because that man stole my wallet.</center>|cite=Jarod Kintz}}
+{{cquote|<center>You people voted for Hubert Humphrey! And you killed Jesus!</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson's ''Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I am firmly convinced that Spain is the strongest country of the world. Century after century trying to destroy herself and still no success.</center>|cite=Otto von Bismarck}}
+{{cquote|<center>I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds.</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson's ''Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>People, I just want to say, you know, can we all get along?</center>|cite=Rodney King}}
+{{cquote|<center>Its easy to make frends if you let pepul laff at you. Im going to have lots of frends where I go.</center>|cite=Daniel Keyes's ''Flowers For Algernon''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>My dad used to tell me, "Son, don't ever miss a good chance to shut up."</center>|cite=Dr. Phil}}
+{{cquote|<center>p.p.s. please if you get a chanse put some flowrs on Algernons grave in thebak yard...</center>|cite=Daniel Keyes's ''Flowers For Algernon''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I ain't some Hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees.</center>|cite=Dr. Phil}}
+{{cquote|<center>In the beginning God created heaven and earth. Now the earth was a formless void, there was darkness over the deep, with a divine wind sweeping over the waters. God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.</center>|cite=''Genesis 1:1-3'', The Bible}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Too often, we judge other groups by their worst examples, while judging ourselves by our best intentions.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>In the Name of God, the Merciful, the Compassionate. Praise belongs to God, the Lord of all Being, the All-merciful, the All-compassionate, the Master of the Day of Doom. Thee only we serve; to Thee alone we pray for succour. Guide us in the straight path, the path of those whom Thou has blessed, not of those against whom Thou art wrathful, nor of those who are astray.</center>|cite=''The Opening, 1:1-7'', The Koran}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.</center>|cite=Winston Churchill}}
+{{cquote|<center>I cannot say and I will not say that she is dead; she is just away.</center>|cite=James Whitcomb Riley's ''She Is Just Away''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>If you're going through hell, keep going.</center>|cite=Winston Churchill}}
+{{cquote|<center>Tonight, I can write the saddest lines; I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. Through nights like this one, I held her in my arms. I kissed her again and again under the endless sky.</center>|cite=Pablo Neruda's ''Tonight''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Success is not final, and failure is not fatal.</center>|cite=Winston Churchill}}
+{{cquote|<center>But I love your feet, only because they walked upon the earth and upon the wind and upon the waters, until they found me.</center>|cite=Pablo Neruda's ''Your Feet''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Let no one think that flexibility and a predisposition to compromise is a sign of weakness.</center>|cite=Paul Kagame}}
+{{cquote|<center>I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.</center>|cite=Frank Herbert's ''Dune''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. Read the newspaper, you're misinformed.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
+{{cquote|<center>In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and been widely regarded as a bad move.</center>|cite=Douglas Adams's ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
+{{cquote|<center>Is it better for a man to have chosen evil than to have good imposed upon him?</center>|cite=Anthony Burgess's ''A Clockwork Orange''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>'''IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.'''</center>|cite=The Rock}}
+{{cquote|<center>We can destroy what we have written, but we cannot unwrite it.</center>|cite=Anthony Burgess's ''A Clockwork Orange''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Old country way, make him humble! Suplex him, put him in the camel clutch, break his back, and then fuck his ass, make him humble 'till he respect the Iron Sheik!</center>|cite=The Iron Sheik}}
+{{cquote|<center>When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.</center>|cite=Anthony Burgess's ''A Clockwork Orange''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>fgsfds</center>}}
+{{cquote|<center>I cried because I had no wallet, until I met a man who had no money. I don't know why he had no money, because that man stole my wallet.</center>|cite=Jarod Kintz}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Once, dragons and men coexisted. <br>They shared a peace forged in wisdom,<br> a peace that lasted many generations.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Fire Emblem''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I am firmly convinced that Spain is the strongest country of the world. Century after century trying to destroy herself and still no success.</center>|cite=Otto von Bismarck}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Tim is off on a search to rescue the Princess. She has been snatched by a horrible and evil monster. This happened because Tim made a mistake.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Braid''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Every nation gets the government it deserves. </center>|cite=Joseph de Maistre}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.<br>There is a small mailbox here.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Zork!''}}
+{{cquote|<center>When the poor have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich.</center>|cite=Jean-Jacques Rousseau}}
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-{{cquote|<center>This is the story of a man named Stanley.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
+{{cquote|<center>People, I just want to say, you know, can we all get along?</center>|cite=Rodney King}}
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-{{cquote|<center>This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building, where he was employee number 427. Employee number 427's job was simple. He sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor next to his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what employee 427 did every day of every month of every year. And although others might consider it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.<br><br>And Stanley was happy.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
+{{cquote|<center>My dad used to tell me, "Son, don't ever miss a good chance to shut up."</center>|cite=Dr. Phil}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Now, please sit back and enjoy the game.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Persona 4''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I ain't some Hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees.</center>|cite=Dr. Phil}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Alpha Team is flying over the forest zone situated in north-west Raccoon City, where we are searching for the helicopter of our compatriots, Bravo Team, who disappeared during the middle of their mission. Bizarre murder cases have recently occurred in Raccoon City. There have been outlandish reports of families being attacked by groups of about ten people. Victims were apparently eaten. </center>|cite=Chris Redfield in ''Resident Evil''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat. </center>|cite=Jesse Ventura}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Say pal, you don't look so good. You better find something to eat before night comes!</center>|cite=Maxwell in ''Don't Starve''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can do about that. But I'm going to be honest. I'm going to continue to speak my mind, and that's who I am. </center>|cite=Jesse Ventura}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Well, Cuphead and his pal Mugman, they liked to roll the dice. By chance they came 'pon Devil's game, and gosh, they paid the price!</center>|cite=Cuphead's ''Don't Deal With the Devil''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Congratulations, you have a sense of humour. And to those who don't: Go stick your head in the mud. </center>|cite=Jesse Ventura}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Isaac, wake up! Please, dear, wake up! The Mt. Aleph Boulder is going to fall! Come on, Isaac. We have to go----now!</center>|cite=Dora in ''Golden Sun''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Too often, we judge other groups by their worst examples, while judging ourselves by our best intentions.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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-{{cquote|<center>In the land of Hyrule, there echoes a legend. A legend held early by the Royal Family that tells of a boy...</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Majora's Mask''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.</center>|cite=Winston Churchill}}
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-{{cquote|<center>This is but one of the legends of which the people speak...</center>|cite=Opening text in ''The Wind Waker''}}
+{{cquote|<center>If you're going through hell, keep going.</center>|cite=Winston Churchill}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Proper story's supposed to start at the beginning. Ain't so simple with this one. Here's a kid whose whole world got all twisted, leaving him stranded on a rock in the sky.<br><br>He gets up. Sets off for the Bastion, where everyone agreed to go in case of trouble.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''Bastion''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Success is not final, and failure is not fatal.</center>|cite=Winston Churchill}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Countless legends surround a sword known as Soul Edge. Some claim it to be the ultimate weapon. Others refer to it as the Sword of Heroes; a phantom sword with immeasurable power of the spirits; the key to eternal youth; a treasure without equal; a panacea to cure all illnesses. There are even those who consider it as the Sword of Salvation.<br><br>Although various folklore of Soul Edge spread across the world, its true nature was unmistakably evil. It was a demonic sword that fed on human souls.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Let no one think that flexibility and a predisposition to compromise is a sign of weakness.</center>|cite=Paul Kagame}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Congratulations. The October labor lottery is complete. Your name was pulled.<br><br>For immediate placement, report to the Ministry Of Admission at Grestin Border Checkpoint.<br><br> An apartment will be provided for you and your family in East Grestin. Expect a Class-8 dwelling. <br><br>Glory to Arstotzka.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Papers, Please''}}
+{{cquote|<center>We don't have the power of wealth, military strength, or even technology. But we have the power of resilience.</center>|cite=Paul Kagame}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Legend tells of an ancient artifact that can grant a woman's wish...The Skull Heart<br><br>However, if she is impure of heart, her wish will be corrupted, and she will be turned into an immensely powerful, twisted being of destruction... The Skull Girl</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Skullgirls''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I disagreed with most of what he said, but I loved the way he said it.</center>|cite=Ruth Bader Ginsburg}}
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-{{cquote|<center>About 15 years ago, the base point connected with another world. Appeared in various places on the Earth. That was called a Gate. The name of the world is Randlok. That was the fantasy world where magic existed really.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Primitive Link''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. Read the newspaper, you're misinformed.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
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-{{cquote|<center>We'll fall in love in the town where it snows.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Konayuki Fururi''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
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-{{cquote|<center>extend the little wings which fly in this sky highly</center>|cite=Opening text in ''If My Heart Had Wings''}}
+{{cquote|<center>There are basically two types of people: People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Sometimes I question my life decisions. Tomorrow is my first day of college, it's past 11:00PM, and instead of sleeping, I'm at an Adam Eaton concert one state away from my college campus. Unlike teenagers out in the audience screaming for an encore, though, I'm the girl backstage dusting Adam's face with another coat of powder before he heads back out...</center>|cite=Sian Goodin in ''Backstage Pass''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.'''</center>|cite=The Rock}}
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-{{cquote|<center>We're almost home. Your room is just the way you left it.</center>|cite=Joslyn, King Dowager, Duke of Caloris in ''Long Live the Queen''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Old country way, make him humble! Suplex him, put him in the camel clutch, break his back, and then fuck his ass, make him humble, 'till he respect the Iron Sheik!</center>|cite=The Iron Sheik}}
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-{{cquote|<center>They're hostile...? This might be more trouble than it's worth...</center>|cite=Suguri in ''Suguri''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''Iran number one! Russia number one! USA, hack-phooey!''</center>|cite=The Iron Sheik}}
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-{{cquote|<center>This is... the sky? It's heavy and gloomy. It looks as dark as it can get. ...I'll commence... my operation now.</center>|cite=Sora  in ''Sora''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You're a punk motherfucking piece of shit. You're a fucking fag. You fucking suck. You're a no-good motherfucker. You're a no-good son of a bitch... but I still I like you.</center>|cite=The Iron Sheik}}
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-{{cquote|<center>It is the stated position of the U.S. Air Force that their safeguards would prevent the occurrence of such events as are depicted in this film. Furthermore, it should be noted that none of the characters portrayed in this film are meant to represent any real persons living or dead. </center>|cite=Opening crawl in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You sit there, and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16... ''Austin 3:16 says: '''I just whipped your ass!'''''</center>|cite=Stone Cold Steve Austin}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Hey, guess what? I've got a job that you're going to love. Nice and easy, this is strictly a salvage mission. No crazy shit, I promise. </center>|cite=Opening text of ''Analogue - A Hate Story''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''And that's the bottom line!<br><br>''''Cause Stone Cold said so!'''''</center>|cite=Stone Cold Steve Austin}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Fight using only the left and right mouse buttons. When you fight, your cursor can be anywhere on the screen.</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''One Finger Death Punch''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''Whatcha gonna do, brother?! Whatcha gonna do when '''500 POUNDS OF HULKMANIA''' run wild all over you?!''</center>|cite=Hulk Hogan}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I've kept a journal for as long as I can remember. I used it to chronicle my every thought and dream. Until the day I opened it to find it completely blank...</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Journal''}}
+{{cquote|<center>fgsfds</center>}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television. Life was simple and they were both happy. That was until the day Isaac's mom heard a voice from above: "Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved."</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''The Binding of Isaac''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Once, dragons and men coexisted. <br>They shared a peace forged in wisdom,<br> a peace that lasted many generations.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>It was a thrust like lightning.<br>A spearhead thrust to pierce my heart.<br>Trying to dodge it would be useless.<br>Being lightning, it's invisible to the human eye.<br><br>But...<br>The lightning that tries to pierce me...<br>...Is repelled by the moonlight that tries to save me. </center>|cite=Opening text of ''Fate/stay Night''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Tim is off on a search to rescue the Princess. She has been snatched by a horrible and evil monster. This happened because Tim made a mistake.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Braid''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>St. PigeoNation's. A school blessed with extensive curricula and facilities. It's already been a year since I ended my ordinary life and walked through these gates. I should probably say... This school is known for one thing in particular. This school is Japan's -- no, the world's, greatest gathering-place for gifted birds. Birds who want to study the arts, the sciences, even sports all come to St. PigeoNation's. The teaching staff and student body are both made up of a diverse blend of birds of different backgrounds and species. I'm often asked why I chose to come here, despite not being a bird. It's a long story... </center>|cite=Hiyoko Tosaka in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.<br>There is a small mailbox here.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Zork!''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and...shine. Not that I wish...to imply that you have been sleeping on...the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well...let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference...in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and...smell the ashes. </center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Half-Life 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This is the story of a man named Stanley.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>There once was a city in the world of mortals.<br><br>Its king was proud of his position, and its people were arrogant about their wealth.<br><br>Its rulers made light of the gods and ceased to worship them.<br><br>Its people sank into debauchery and sloth. The Lord became angry at this and summoned the Prince of Darkness, ruler of the Underworld.<br><br>Accepting the Lord's will, he attacked the world of mortals. </center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Princess Maker 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building, where he was employee number 427. Employee number 427's job was simple. He sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor next to his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what employee 427 did every day of every month of every year. And although others might consider it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.<br><br>And Stanley was happy.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 386.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word "hate" was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro instant. For you. Hate. Hate. </center>|cite=AM in ''I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Now, please sit back and enjoy the game.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Persona 4''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You shall find your place in history and become a legend... A legend that will never die!</center>|cite=Ending text in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Alpha Team is flying over the forest zone situated in north-west Raccoon City, where we are searching for the helicopter of our compatriots, Bravo Team, who disappeared during the middle of their mission. Bizarre murder cases have recently occurred in Raccoon City. There have been outlandish reports of families being attacked by groups of about ten people. Victims were apparently eaten. </center>|cite=Chris Redfield in ''Resident Evil''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Transcending history, and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold.</center>|cite=Narration in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Say pal, you don't look so good. You better find something to eat before night comes!</center>|cite=Maxwell in ''Don't Starve''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Danger, danger! High voltage! When we touch! When we kiss!</center>|cite=Electric Six's ''Danger! High Voltage''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Well, Cuphead and his pal Mugman, they liked to roll the dice. By chance they came 'pon Devil's game, and gosh, they paid the price!</center>|cite=Cuphead's ''Don't Deal With the Devil''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Oh well, whatever, never mind.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Smells Like Teen Spirit''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Isaac, wake up! Please, dear, wake up! The Mt. Aleph Boulder is going to fall! Come on, Isaac. We have to go----now!</center>|cite=Dora in ''Golden Sun''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Polly wants a cracker. I think I should get off her, first.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Polly''}}
+{{cquote|<center>In the land of Hyrule, there echoes a legend. A legend held early by the Royal Family that tells of a boy...</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Majora's Mask''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I like it, I'm not gonna crack. I miss you, I'm not gonna crack. I love you, I'm not gonna crack. I killed you, I'm not gonna crack.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Lithium''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This is but one of the legends of which the people speak...</center>|cite=Opening text in ''The Wind Waker''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak. I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks. I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap. I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Heart-Shaped Box''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Proper story's supposed to start at the beginning. Ain't so simple with this one. Here's a kid whose whole world got all twisted, leaving him stranded on a rock in the sky.<br><br>He gets up. Sets off for the Bastion, where everyone agreed to go in case of trouble.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''Bastion''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint! Forever in debt to your priceless advice...</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Heart-Shaped Box''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Countless legends surround a sword known as Soul Edge. Some claim it to be the ultimate weapon. Others refer to it as the Sword of Heroes; a phantom sword with immeasurable power of the spirits; the key to eternal youth; a treasure without equal; a panacea to cure all illnesses. There are even those who consider it as the Sword of Salvation.<br><br>Although various folklore of Soul Edge spread across the world, its true nature was unmistakably evil. It was a demonic sword that fed on human souls.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Rape me.<br><br>Rape me!<br><br>''Rape me!''<br><br>'''''Rape me!'''''<br><br>'''''RAPE ME!'''''<br><br>'''''RAPE ME!!'''''</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Rape Me''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Although various folklore of Soul Edge spread across the world, its true nature was unmistakably evil. It was a demonic sword that fed on human souls.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Rainy days to wash away my tears. Sunny days and a smile to hide my fears. Way back then, remember what you said to me.</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Bright Lights, Big City''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Congratulations. The October labor lottery is complete. Your name was pulled.<br><br>For immediate placement, report to the Ministry Of Admission at Grestin Border Checkpoint.<br><br> An apartment will be provided for you and your family in East Grestin. Expect a Class-8 dwelling. <br><br><br>Glory to Arstotzka.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Papers, Please''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Stars melting in the sky, just for you and me...</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Bright Lights, Big City''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Legend tells of an ancient artifact that can grant a woman's wish...The Skull Heart<br><br>However, if she is impure of heart, her wish will be corrupted, and she will be turned into an immensely powerful, twisted being of destruction... The Skull Girl</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Skullgirls''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You are the one, another day, another night... I need you so, I love you so, you are the one...</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''You Are The One''}}
+{{cquote|<center>About 15 years ago, the base point connected with another world. Appeared in various places on the Earth. That was called a Gate. The name of the world is Randlok. That was the fantasy world where magic existed really.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Primitive Link''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Celia, you're breaking my heart. You're shakin' my confidence daily. Oh Cecilia, I'm down on my knees. I'm begging you please, to come home!</center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''Cecilia''}}
+{{cquote|<center>We'll fall in love in the town where it snows.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Konayuki Fururi''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Stumbling and falling and still after all, I keep falling in love with you!</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''I Said I Love You''}}
+{{cquote|<center>extend the little wings which fly in this sky highly</center>|cite=Opening text in ''If My Heart Had Wings''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>And when the sun is out, we'll take each other's hands and shout, "I love you 'till the end of time!"</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Love For Two''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Sometimes I question my life decisions. Tomorrow is my first day of college, it's past 11:00PM, and instead of sleeping, I'm at an Adam Eaton concert one state away from my college campus. Unlike teenagers out in the audience screaming for an encore, though, I'm the girl backstage dusting Adam's face with another coat of powder before he heads back out...</center>|cite=Sian Goodin in ''Backstage Pass''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I'll turn to a friend, someone that understands and sees through the master plan. But everybody's gone, and I've been here for too long to face this on my own. Well, I guess this is growing up...</center>|cite=blink-182's ''Dammit''}}
+{{cquote|<center>We're almost home. Your room is just the way you left it.</center>|cite=Joslyn, King Dowager, Duke of Caloris in ''Long Live the Queen''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>{{rollover|Ohayo, gozama, konichiwa. Anata no koto. Sukina no koto. Sayonara, sankyu, sakitsumi. Anata no koto, sukina no koto.|Hello, good morning, how are you? What you are, what you like. Goodbye, thank you, sock it to me. What you are, what you like.|y}}</center>|cite=Pizzicato Five's ''Satellite Hour''}}
+{{cquote|<center>They're hostile...? This might be more trouble than it's worth...</center>|cite=Suguri in ''Suguri''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Oh hi! We love your music. Can we make a song together one day?</center>|cite=Pizzicato Five's ''Arigato, We Love You''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This is... the sky? It's heavy and gloomy. It looks as dark as it can get. ...I'll commence... my operation now.</center>|cite=Sora  in ''Sora''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You whirled around to make your case, to put me right back in my place. You held your laundry in your arms, it said "I mean it!" on your face, and in my last clean shirt, I was completely off-guard, when Laundry Girl, you kissed me hard!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It is the stated position of the U.S. Air Force that their safeguards would prevent the occurrence of such events as are depicted in this film. Furthermore, it should be noted that none of the characters portrayed in this film are meant to represent any real persons living or dead. </center>|cite=Opening crawl in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Our lips were heavens opened up, you fit like coffee to my cup, through galaxies of apple trees, you were my first clean love, and in my last clean shirt, I turned around, and you were gone...Oh, but I never got to say goodbye...!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hey, guess what? I've got a job that you're going to love. Nice and easy, this is strictly a salvage mission. No crazy shit, I promise. </center>|cite=Opening text of ''Analogue - A Hate Story''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Laundry Girl, I love you, from my socks, to my pocket-T...</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Fight using only the left and right mouse buttons. When you fight, your cursor can be anywhere on the screen.</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''One Finger Death Punch''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, rest your soul and feed your brain, free for you and all your friends, crawfish 'till the bitter end! Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, wade to the shallows break, that's where you will get to see everything the water can be!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Lake Pontchartrain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I've kept a journal for as long as I can remember. I used it to chronicle my every thought and dream. Until the day I opened it to find it completely blank...</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Journal''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>That's how it happened, why would I lie?! There were no bodies, I've got none to hide! I'm just a boy, lost his friends in the rain. Any more questions, just go and ask Lake Pontchartrain! </center>|cite=Ludo's ''Lake Pontchartrain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television. Life was simple and they were both happy. That was until the day Isaac's mom heard a voice from above: "Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved."</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''The Binding of Isaac''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>They've got more beer than he's ever seen, and they've got girls on trampolines! They tapped ten kegs since 9:15, and they've got girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It was a thrust like lightning.<br>A spearhead thrust to pierce my heart.<br>Trying to dodge it would be useless.<br>Being lightning, it's invisible to the human eye.<br><br>But...<br>The lightning that tries to pierce me...<br>...Is repelled by the moonlight that tries to save me. </center>|cite=Opening text of ''Fate/stay Night''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I hear there's a shindig behind Burger King, and I hear there's girls on trampolines! The tree looks fine, and the driver's clean! Just give them girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''}}
+{{cquote|<center>St. PigeoNation's. A school blessed with extensive curricula and facilities. It's already been a year since I ended my ordinary life and walked through these gates. I should probably say... This school is known for one thing in particular. This school is Japan's -- no, the world's, greatest gathering-place for gifted birds. Birds who want to study the arts, the sciences, even sports all come to St. PigeoNation's. The teaching staff and student body are both made up of a diverse blend of birds of different backgrounds and species. I'm often asked why I chose to come here, despite not being a bird. It's a long story... </center>|cite=Hiyoko Tosaka in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>God bless the wisdom of Officer Three! Just give them girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and...shine. Not that I wish...to imply that you have been sleeping on...the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well...let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference...in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and...smell the ashes. </center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Half-Life 2''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>But I realized you were right, we were never meant to be. And you know what?<br><br> Thank God! <br><br>'Cause you're the most vapid, whiny blah I've ever met. Always making fun of my clothes, telling me how hot other guys are, asking me to pay you gas money?! ''Buy your own gas, you bug-eyed mooch,'' it's your car and it costs more than my house! Oh, and now you're going around trying to sleep with my friends! Hey, good, that really makes you an empowered individual! No, wait, did I say empowered individual? I meant '''TWO-CENT GUTTER SLUT!''' ''Listen, you tanning-bed-baked, broke-ass, goat-faced, oompa-loompa monkey problem!'' I am proud to shop at Target, I'll wear warm-up pants any day of the week! Yes, your ass did look fat in those jeans, your mom's a milf, and I plan to get on your little sister just as soon as I give her a call back, oh and you know what else?! </center>|cite=Ludo's ''Good Will Hunting By Myself''}}
+{{cquote|<center>There once was a city in the world of mortals.<br><br>Its king was proud of his position, and its people were arrogant about their wealth.<br><br>Its rulers made light of the gods and ceased to worship them.<br><br>Its people sank into debauchery and sloth. The Lord became angry at this and summoned the Prince of Darkness, ruler of the Underworld.<br><br>Accepting the Lord's will, he attacked the world of mortals. </center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Princess Maker 2''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You better run for the hills before they burn, listen to the sound of the world, don't watch it turn. I just want to show you what I know, and catch you when the current lets you go.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''This River is Wild''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 386.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word "hate" was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro instant. For you. Hate. Hate. </center>|cite=AM in ''I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I just want to show you what I know, and catch you when the current lets you go.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''This River is Wild''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You shall find your place in history and become a legend... A legend that will never die!</center>|cite=Ending text in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Or should I just get along with myself? I never did get along with everybody else, I've been trying hard to do what's right. But you know, I could stay here all night and watch the clouds fall from the sky...</center>|cite=The Killers' ''This River is Wild''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Transcending history, and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold.</center>|cite=Narration in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Coming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine. Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Mr. Brightside''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Danger, danger! High voltage! When we touch! When we kiss!</center>|cite=Electric Six's ''Danger! High Voltage''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Jealousy, turning saints into the sea, swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis. But it's just the price I pay, destiny is calling me, open up my eager eyes, 'cause I'm Mr. Brightside.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Mr. Brightside''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Oh well, whatever, never mind.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Smells Like Teen Spirit''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Well somebody told me, you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year, it's not confidential, I've got potential.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Somebody Told Me''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Polly wants a cracker. I think I should get off her, first.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Polly''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman, like you imagined when you were young.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''When You Were Young''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I like it, I'm not gonna crack. I miss you, I'm not gonna crack. I love you, I'm not gonna crack. I killed you, I'm not gonna crack.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Lithium''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>And sometimes you close your eyes, and see the place where you used to live when you were young.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''When You Were Young''}}
+{{cquote|<center>She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak. I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks. I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap. I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Heart-Shaped Box''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Don't you want to come with me? Don't you want to feel my bones on your bones? It's only natural...</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Bones''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint! Forever in debt to your priceless advice...</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Heart-Shaped Box''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>And I'm on my knees, looking for the answer. Are we human, or are we dancer?</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Human''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Rainy days to wash away my tears. Sunny days and a smile to hide my fears. Way back then, remember what you said to me.</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Bright Lights, Big City''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover, I'll love you forever, forever is over. We used to kiss all night, now it's just a bar fight, so don't call me crying, say hello to goodbye!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Love Drunk''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Stars melting in the sky, just for you and me...</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Bright Lights, Big City''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Would you give me one more minute? The story's far from finished, we could fill in all the pages... I'm feeling sick, girl, you're so contagious!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Contagious''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You are the one, another day, another night... I need you so, I love you so, you are the one...</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''You Are The One''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Just wanna say I miss you, I caught it when I kissed you, and I've been through all the stages... I'm feeling sick, girl, you're so contagious!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Contagious''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Stumbling and falling and still after all, I keep falling in love with you!</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''I Said I Love You''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I got your runaway smile in my piggybank, baby, gonna cash it right in for a new Mercedes. If I drive a hundred thousand miles, would you let me stay a while?</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Heels Over Head''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And when the sun is out, we'll take each other's hands and shout, "I love you 'till the end of time!"</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Love For Two''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Do you suffer from long-term memory loss? I don't remember...</center>|cite=Chumbawamba's ''Amnesia''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'll turn to a friend, someone that understands and sees through the master plan. But everybody's gone, and I've been here for too long to face this on my own. Well, I guess this is growing up...</center>|cite=blink-182's ''Dammit''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>How am I supposed to feel about the things I've done? I don't know if I should stay or turn around and run...</center>|cite=Yellowcard's ''Breathing''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Oh hi! We love your music. Can we make a song together one day?</center>|cite=Pizzicato Five's ''Arigato, We Love You''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating? Can't find a good reason, can't find hope to believe in...</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Still Waiting''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I can't decide whether you should live or die, though you'll probably go to heaven, please don't hang your head and cry.</center>|cite=Scissor Sisters's ''I Can't Decide''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>And still, I feel like a prisoner, trapped inside this broken world, while I'm playing the victim again running in circles. To me, it's all the same, and though nothing's gonna change, I hope someday you have it all.</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''88''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I could throw you in the lake, or feed you poisoned birthday cake, I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone. I could bury you alive, but you might crawl out with a knife, and kill me when I'm sleeping, that's why...</center>|cite=Scissor Sisters's ''I Can't Decide''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>What do I have to do to get inside of you, inside of you, inside of you? 'Cause I love the way you move when I'm inside of you, when I'm inside of you.</center>|cite=Hoobastank's ''Inside of You''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.</center>|cite=The Bloodhound Gang's ''The Bad Touch''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>He's fat and he don't run too fast, but he's faster than me. Last night at the show we saw him going out of his tree!</center>|cite=Steriogram's ''Walkie-Talkie Man''}}
+{{cquote|<center>But why is everybody always pickin' on me?<br><br>'''Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee!''<br><br>But why is everybody always pickin' on me?<br><br>'''Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady!''<br><br>But why is everybody always pickin' on me?<br><br>
+'''Cause no one likes ya, monkey boy!''</center>|cite=The Bloodhound Gang's ''Why's Everybody Always Picking On Me?''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>If you're blue and you don't know where to go, why don't you go where fashion sits? Puttin' on the Ritz.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ritz''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You whirled around to make your case, to put me right back in my place. You held your laundry in your arms, it said "I mean it!" on your face, and in my last clean shirt, I was completely off-guard, when Laundry Girl, you kissed me hard!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Let's go for a ride. It's you and me tonight.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Rocketship''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Our lips were heavens opened up, you fit like coffee to my cup, through galaxies of apple trees, you were my first clean love, and in my last clean shirt, I turned around, and you were gone...Oh, but I never got to say goodbye...!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You hit the floor when the thoughts are too much pain, and I swear, I'll save your broken heart.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''The Sun''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Laundry Girl, I love you, from my socks, to my pocket-T...</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I hit the floor when the thoughts are too much pain, and you said, "I'll save your broken heart."</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''The Sun''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, rest your soul and feed your brain, that's where you will get to see everything the water can be!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Lake Pontchartrain''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Please don't think that the world has taken the best of you or me... I know the love that's in your eyes was there when the sky fell over me.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Sky Fell Over Me''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, rest your soul and feed your brain, free for you and all your friends, crawfish 'till the bitter end! Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, wade to the shallows break, that's where you will get to see everything the water can be!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Lake Pontchartrain''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Hello father, some news for you, I'm really not that crazy. Hello mother, I'm curious, why you think there's something wrong with me.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''We Are Pilots''}}
+{{cquote|<center>That's how it happened, why would I lie?! There were no bodies, I've got none to hide! I'm just a boy, lost his friends in the rain. Any more questions, just go and ask Lake Pontchartrain! </center>|cite=Ludo's ''Lake Pontchartrain''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>And I don't know what I'd do if I lost you. And what in the world would I do without you?</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''If I Lost You''}}
+{{cquote|<center>They've got more beer than he's ever seen, and they've got girls on trampolines! They tapped ten kegs since 9:15, and they've got girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Mercy sent a miracle, the nights will take us home. Mercy sent a miracle, the nights, the nights...!</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Mercy''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I hear there's a shindig behind Burger King, and I hear there's girls on trampolines! The tree looks fine, and the driver's clean! Just give them girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Just take away the words I say, 'cause I know you don't feel the same. Just go and say what's in your head, I won't try to stop you.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Chemistry of a Car Crash''}}
+{{cquote|<center>God bless the wisdom of Officer Three! Just give them girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>She's ricochets, and you don't notice. She's in your head, and you just don't notice.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ricochet!''}}
+{{cquote|<center>But I realized you were right, we were never meant to be. And you know what?<br><br> Thank God!<br><br>'Cause you're the most vapid, whiny blah I've ever met. Always making fun of my clothes, telling me how hot other guys are, asking me to pay you gas money?! ''Buy your own gas, you bug-eyed mooch,'' it's your car and it costs more than my house! Oh, and now you're going around trying to sleep with my friends! Hey, good, that really makes you an empowered individual! No, wait, did I say empowered individual? I meant '''TWO-CENT GUTTER SLUT!''' ''Listen, you tanning-bed-baked, broke-ass, goat-faced, oompa-loompa monkey problem!'' I am proud to shop at Target, I'll wear warm-up pants any day of the week! Yes, your ass did look fat in those jeans, your mom's a milf, and I plan to get on your little sister just as soon as I give her a call back, oh and you know what else?! </center>|cite=Ludo's ''Good Will Hunting By Myself''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>We're dead in this ghost town! You better let go, so let go, let go of me!</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ghost Town''}}
+{{cquote|<center>We hope you enjoy your stay. It's good to have you with us, even if it's just for the day.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Enterlude''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>It's nearly over, the last train is here, and it's leaving behind those years. These are the bad lands, the worst taste in fear, making graves for the ones we left here.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ghost Town''}}
+{{cquote|<center>We hope you enjoy your stay. Outside, the sun is shining, it seems like heaven ain't far away.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Enterlude''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Hope is for the hopeful, it's a dream that never dies. Faith is for the faithful, I see it in your eyes.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Angels on My Side''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Aggressively, we all defend the role we play. Regrettably, time's come to send you on your way. We've seen it all, bonfires of trust, flash floods of pain. It doesn't really matter, don't you worry, it'll all work out. No, it doesn't even matter, don't you worry what it's all about.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Exitlude''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>And I got angels on my side. I got angels flying high. And everything's going to be alright, 'cause I got angels on my side.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Angels on My Side''}}
+{{cquote|<center>We hope you've enjoyed your stay. It's good to have you with us, even if it's just for the day.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Exitlude''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>And it seems so simple when it rains. Yeah, it seems so easy to explain. And after all that I've done wrong, you still carry on. It seems so simple when it rains.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Let It Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>We hope you've enjoyed your stay. Outside, the sun is shining, it seems like heaven ain't far away.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Exitlude''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Keep singing, whoa, I keep singing, praising to the heavens with my voice ringing. Keep singing, whoa, I keep singing, clap to the beat 'till my hands are stinging.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Keep Singing''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Nobody ever had a dream around here, but I don't really mind it's starting to get to me. Nobody ever pulls the seams around here, but I don't really mind that it's starting to get to me.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Sam's Town''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Together forever, and never to part. Together forever, we two. And don't you know, I would move Heaven and Earth to be together forever with you?</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Together Forever''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And I'm sick of all my judges, so scared of letting me shine. But I know that I can make it, as long as somebody takes me home.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Sam's Town''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I've been sitting here on my own, haven't seen you in a long, long time. This waiting's getting old, as I sit here, I sing to myself...</center>|cite=GoldFish's ''This Is How It Goes''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You better run for the hills before they burn, listen to the sound of the world, don't watch it turn. I just want to show you what I know, and catch you when the current lets you go.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''This River is Wild''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Slow down, slow down, sweet talkin' woman. You got me running, you got me searching. Hold on, hold on, sweet talkin' lover. It's so sad if that's the way it's over.</center>|cite=Electric Light Orchestra's ''Sweet Talkin' Woman''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I just want to show you what I know, and catch you when the current lets you go.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''This River is Wild''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.</center>|cite=Oasis' ''Wonderwall''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Or should I just get along with myself? I never did get along with everybody else, I've been trying hard to do what's right. But you know, I could stay here all night and watch the clouds fall from the sky...</center>|cite=The Killers' ''This River is Wild''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Here comes the ice cream man, parked at the end of the road. With a swish of his magic whip, all the people in the party froze.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Ice Cream Man''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Coming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine. Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Mr. Brightside''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Girls who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys. Always should be someone you really love...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Girls & Boys''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Jealousy, turning saints into the sea, swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis. But it's just the price I pay, destiny is calling me, open up my eager eyes, 'cause I'm Mr. Brightside.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Mr. Brightside''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>City dweller, successful fella, thought to himself, "Oops, I've got a lot of money."</center>|cite=Blur's ''Country House''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Well somebody told me, you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year, it's not confidential, I've got potential.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Somebody Told Me''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>I'm a professional cynic, but my heart's not in it, I'm payin' the price of livin' life at the limit.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Country House''}}
+{{cquote|<center>He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman, like you imagined when you were young.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''When You Were Young''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>It's automatic. I need to unload. Under the pressure. Gone middle of the road.</center>|cite=Blur's ''M.O.R.''}}
+{{cquote|<center>We're burning down the highway skyline on the back of a hurricane that started turning when you were young.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''When You Were Young''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Good morning, lethargy. Drink Pepsi, it's good for energy.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And sometimes you close your eyes, and see the place where you used to live when you were young.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''When You Were Young''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Looking for America, with its kooky nights and suicide, where the TV says it's alright, 'cause everybody's hung up on something or other...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Don't you want to come with me? Don't you want to feel my bones on your bones? It's only natural...</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Bones''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Glam jam, do it, start it! Glam jam, now you got it! Scatman, really on it! Movin' it to the glam jam!</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Su Su Su Super Kirei''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And I'm on my knees, looking for the answer. Are we human, or are we dancer?</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Human''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Baby, I'm not here to sell you, but you need someone to tell you like it is. I don't wanna be a preacher, but you really need a teacher, here it is.</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''U-Turn''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover, I'll love you forever, forever is over. We used to kiss all night, now it's just a bar fight, so don't call me crying, say hello to goodbye!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Love Drunk''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Somebody, stop the rain, stop the rain, stop the rain, I'm drippin' and I'm soakin' wet...</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Stop the Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Would you give me one more minute? The story's far from finished, we could fill in all the pages... I'm feeling sick, girl, you're so contagious!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Contagious''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man, tell me about the colour of your soul.</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Scatman's World''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Just wanna say I miss you, I caught it when I kissed you, and I've been through all the stages... I'm feeling sick, girl, you're so contagious!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Contagious''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>I wanna be a human being, not a human doing. I couldn't keep that pace up if I tried...</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Scatman's World''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I got your runaway smile in my piggybank, baby, gonna cash it right in for a new Mercedes. If I drive a hundred thousand miles, would you let me stay a while?</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Heels Over Head''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Because all I have left is the voice of the wind... blowing through the doors of our house!</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''To The Sea''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You're a chance taker, heart breaker, got me wrapped around your finger!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Heels Over Head''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I will dance when I walk away, oh, I'm gonna sing, I won't beg or pray no more!</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''I Will Dance (When I Walk Away)''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And you still don't have the right look, and you still don't have the right friends! And you still listen to the same shit you did back then! High school never ends!</center>|cite=Bowling For Soup's ''High School Never Ends''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>And it's so beautiful... it's so beautiful... it's so beautiful... but it's not real... it's not real.</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''Tea With Cinnamon''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And I still don't have the right looks, and I still have the same three friends. And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then... High school never ends.</center>|cite=Bowling For Soup's ''High School Never Ends''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Will you still kiss my neck, my dear, my dear? Will you dance when I ask, my dear, my dear? Will you walk out ahead, my dear, my dear, my dear? Or will you stay in bed?</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''My Dear''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Burns are red, bruises blue, out with the old, cheated by the new...</center>|cite=Chumbawamba's ''Amnesia''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. I'm not sleepy, and there is no place I'm going to...</center>|cite=Bob Dylan's ''Mr. Tambourine Man''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Do you suffer from long-term memory loss? I don't remember...</center>|cite=Chumbawamba's ''Amnesia''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Please, Mister Postman, look and see. Is there a letter in your bag for me? You know it's been so long since I've heard from this boyfriend of mine...</center>|cite=The Marvelettes' ''Please Mister Postman''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Big city, it's a wishing well. Big city, it's a living hell.</center>|cite=Operation Ivy's ''Big City''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>People all over the world, join hands. Start a love train, love train.</center>|cite=The O'Jays' ''Love Train''}}
+{{cquote|<center>All I know is that I don't know. All I know is that I don't know nothing.</center>|cite=Operation Ivy's ''Knowledge''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>A crow flew to me, kept its distance, such a proud creation. I saw its soul, envied its pride, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I've retraced my steps a thousand times! Seems I've spent hours asking all my friends about her! Been six months, but I'll never be the same! Nobody remembers her name...!</center>|cite=Operation Ivy's ''Bombshell''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>An owl came to me, old and wise, pierced right through my youth. I learned its ways, envied its sense, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
+{{cquote|<center>How am I supposed to feel about the things I've done? I don't know if I should stay or turn around and run...</center>|cite=Yellowcard's ''Breathing''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>A dove came to me, had no fear, it rested on my arm. I touched its calm, envied its love, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Yeah, your sister thinks that I'm a freak! She's ignoring my calls, we haven't spoken in a week!</center>|cite=PUP's ''DVP''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>A swan of white, she came to me, the lake mirrored her sweet. I kissed her neck, adored her grace, but needed nothing she could give...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Three beers and I'm so messed up! Get drunk, and I can't shut up! She says that I drink too much, I fucked up and she hates my guts!</center>|cite=PUP's ''DVP''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>There is no God! Our creed is but for ourselves!</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Kinslayer''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm driving fast to get away! Doing 180 on the '''DON VALLEY PARKWAY!!''' Yeah I'd be better off dead! I don't give a shit, I just don't wanna die and I don't wanna live, I said!</center>|cite=PUP's ''DVP''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Time to die, poor mates, you made me what I am!</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Kinslayer''}}
+{{cquote|<center>She says that I drink too much '''''HAWAIIAN RED FRUIT PUNCH!!'''''</center>|cite=PUP's ''DVP''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I wish for this night time to last for a life time. The darkness around me, shores of a solar sea. Oh, how I wish to go down with the sun. Sleeping, weeping, with you.</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''Sleeping Sun''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This isn't a game, I'm not feeling well. My face is aflame, it was starting to swell, it was starting to bloat, and I started freaking out, like I was way too stoned.</center>|cite=PUP's ''Anaphylaxis''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight.</center>|cite=Metallica's ''Enter Sandman''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I gotta confess, it was you all along, trying my best to keep my head on. But my heart rate is flying, I think I'm dying, I'm hoping it's all in my head!</center>|cite=PUP's ''Anaphylaxis''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>We feel the fire burning bright in the night, where the warrior lives, and the warrior dies! Wherever you go, we will be by your side, for the spirit of ninja will carry the night!</center>|cite=DragonForce's ''Strike of the Ninja''}}
+{{cquote|<center>So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating? Can't find a good reason, can't find hope to believe in...</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Still Waiting''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I am a banana.</center>|cite=A Banana in Don Hertzfeldt's ''Rejected''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And still, I feel like a prisoner, trapped inside this broken world, while I'm playing the victim again running in circles. To me, it's all the same, and though nothing's gonna change, I hope someday you have it all.</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''88''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>...Mm, okay. Nana gives up.</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''}}
+{{cquote|<center>No apologies, I never thought you'd be so easily deceived. Now I'll just hang my head, along with the dead.</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Noots''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>...Life isn't very fair, is it?</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This future's not so bright, some can't make the sacrifice. It's much more than just black and white, and I won't follow.</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''No Reason''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Nana... did her best to the end... right...?</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Tell me, why can't you see it's not the way? When we all fall down, it will be too late. Why is there no reason we can't change? When we all fall down, who will take the blame?</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''No Reason''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is a phone call if you're unable to speak?</center>|cite=Agent Smith in ''The Matrix''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Times like these I've come to see how everything but time is running out...</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''No Reason''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>He say you under arrest, Mr. Deckard. He say you blade runner.</center>|cite=Sushi Master in ''Blade Runner''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Think before you make up your mind, you don't seem to realise, I can do this on my own. And if I fall, I'll take it all, it's so easy after all...</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Some Say''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you.</center>|cite=Rumack in ''Airplane!''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I tried to be perfect, it just wasn't worth it, nothing could ever be so wrong. It's hard to believe me, it never gets easy, I guess I knew that all along...</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Pieces''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>In '87, Huey released this, ''Fore!'', their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is ''Hip to be Square'', a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!<br><br>''Hey Paul!''</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
+{{cquote|<center>If you believe it's in my soul, I'd say all the words that I know, just to see if it would show that I'm trying to let you know that I'm better off on my own...</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Pieces''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>'''TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!! YOU... FUCKING... BASTAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!'''</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's not meant to hurt you, but let me assure you, it's not what I said but intentions you've read!</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Makes No Difference''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
+{{cquote|<center>What do I have to do to get inside of you, inside of you, inside of you? 'Cause I love the way you move when I'm inside of you, when I'm inside of you.</center>|cite=Hoobastank's ''Inside of You''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Hello!</center>|cite=Ashens}}
+{{cquote|<center>I wish that we would go back to what we were before. But I don't think that I love you anymore.</center>|cite=Hoobastank's ''I Don't Think I Love You''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Overall, I give it 73%. Because I'm a fucking idiot.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
+{{cquote|<center>Don't you make a move tonight, you can only stagger. Once she's got you in her sights, you're the one she's after.</center>|cite=Sugarcult's ''She's The Blade''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Hello, good evening, and potato to another Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
+{{cquote|<center>He's fat and he don't run too fast, but he's faster than me. Last night at the show we saw him going out of his tree!</center>|cite=Steriogram's ''Walkie-Talkie Man''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>By the power of Poundland! I can't hold my accessories!</center>|cite=Ashens}}
+{{cquote|<center>I don't get you, I can't forget what you've forgotten all along. I've never been so alone...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Don't Cry Out''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Obviously, this hotel is a notorious black spot for kettle fuckers.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
+{{cquote|<center>I was pretending your secret kiss of confidence was my escape, the perfect game to play...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Don't Cry Out''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I fear no man now that I have this impervious ladder of steel, this... ''this god of blades, this '''MOTHERFUCKING EXCALIBUR!''' Come on, my beauty, let us demonstrate your omnipotent power and '''CLEAVE THIS HIDEOUS EARTH IN TWAIN!!'''''</center>|cite=Ashens}}
+{{cquote|<center>If you're blue and you don't know where to go, why don't you go where fashion sits? Puttin' on the Ritz.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ritz''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>She stole something unforgivable from you!<br><br>...It was your heart!</center>|cite=Reimu Hakurei in ''Marisa Stole the Precious Thing''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Let's go for a ride. It's you and me tonight.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Rocketship''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>'''WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!'''</center>|cite=Lelouch in Code MENT}}
+{{cquote|<center>Ten thousand miles apart, a frozen ocean joins our hearts. I can't wait to meet you when the frozen waves meet ocean floors...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Frozen Oceans''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!'''</center>|cite=Lelouch in Code MENT}}
+{{cquote|<center>I hit the floor when the thoughts are too much pain, and you said, "I'll save your broken heart."</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''The Sun''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Game over, man, the end.</center>|cite=Sketch Turner in ''Comix Zone''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You hit the floor when the thoughts are too much pain, and I swear, I'll save your broken heart.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''The Sun''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Is this the end of the story?</center>|cite=Sketch Turner in ''Comix Zone''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hey, down there, don't worry for me... 'Cause I'm okay, you cared...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Sky Fell Over Me''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Okay, then! Have a nice wheeee!</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>No more tears, 'cause I'm far from lonely... I'm far away... you cared...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Sky Fell Over Me''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>On this website, the friends you're tied to by fate... like, not just random schmoes you met, but people you get to know rilly rilly well... We'll, like, show you ahead of time when they'll end up dead and stuff! Oh, and you'll get to see how they croak from the movie clips we upload to the site.</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Leave me here, now I'm with the angels. And don't you say, "It's not fair..."</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Sky Fell Over Me''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Al rii--, wait, rilly!? Did you just say you wanted to die!? Oh! Uh... Hmm. So, you rilly want to die? That's it? No regrets? ...Rilly-rilly? Well, goodbye, then!</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Please don't think that the world has taken the best of you or me... I know the love that's in your eyes was there when the sky fell over me.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Sky Fell Over Me''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>But I gotcha back when it comes ta weapons and armor! I gotta lady boner harder dan steel for dat stuff!</center>|cite=Wynne in ''Etrian Odyssey IV - Legends of the Titan''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hello father, some news for you, I'm really not that crazy. Hello mother, I'm curious, why you think there's something wrong with me.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''We Are Pilots''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I'll get to this woman's bottom! Wait... I mean... you know what I mean. </center>|cite=Phoenix Wright in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And I don't know what I'd do if I lost you. And what in the world would I do without you?</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''If I Lost You''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>I am always abso-posi-lutely perfect!</center>|cite=Redd White in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Mercy sent a miracle, the nights will take us home. Mercy sent a miracle, the nights, the nights...!</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Mercy''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>I like a man with a big...vocabulary.</center>|cite=April May in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Just take away the words I say, 'cause I know you don't feel the same. Just go and say what's in your head, I won't try to stop you.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Chemistry of a Car Crash''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Mr. Wellington '''loves large bananas!'''</center>|cite=Phoenix Wright in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
+{{cquote|<center>She's ricochets, and you don't notice. She's in your head, and you just don't notice.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ricochet!''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
+{{cquote|<center>We're dead in this ghost town! You better let go, so let go, let go of me!</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ghost Town''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>I object! That was...objectionable!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's nearly over, the last train is here, and it's leaving behind those years. These are the bad lands, the worst taste in fear, making graves for the ones we left here.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ghost Town''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I agree! Verily, I say! ...Ergo!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hope is for the hopeful, it's a dream that never dies. Faith is for the faithful, I see it in your eyes.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Angels on My Side''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You huffy, puffy, loosey-goosey excuse for a whimpering, whining, wuss of a witness!</center>|cite=Fransizka von Karma in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And I got angels on my side. I got angels flying high. And everything's going to be alright, 'cause I got angels on my side.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Angels on My Side''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...</center>|cite=Mia Fey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And it seems so simple when it rains. Yeah, it seems so easy to explain. And after all that I've done wrong, you still carry on. It seems so simple when it rains.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Let It Rain''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>This is my top secret list of groceries to buyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!</center>|cite=Wendy Oldbag in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Keep singing, whoa, I keep singing, praising to the heavens with my voice ringing. Keep singing, whoa, I keep singing, clap to the beat 'till my hands are stinging.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Keep Singing''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I heard you can fix something like this with a really strong shock to your system! Come on, lower your head a little! A Maggey Kick should be all you need! </center>|cite=Maggey Byrde in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Together forever, and never to part. Together forever, we two. And don't you know, I would move Heaven and Earth to be together forever with you?</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Together Forever''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick!</center>|cite=Pearl Fey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I've been sitting here on my own, haven't seen you in a long, long time. This waiting's getting old, as I sit here, I sing to myself...</center>|cite=GoldFish's ''This Is How It Goes''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Note to self: Mr. Edgeworth's sighs smell like citrus fruit.</center>|cite=Ema Skye in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Don't you want to live like you've already lived? Don't you want to use what you've been given? I don't want to live like I've already lived, but I do want to get busy living.</center>|cite=GoldFish's ''Get Busy Living''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I set my ATM card's number to 0001 because I am number one! </center>|cite=Manfred von Karma in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Slow down, slow down, sweet talkin' woman. You got me running, you got me searching. Hold on, hold on, sweet talkin' lover. It's so sad if that's the way it's over.</center>|cite=Electric Light Orchestra's ''Sweet Talkin' Woman''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee. </center>|cite=Godot in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.</center>|cite=Oasis' ''Wonderwall''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Did you forget already? In my world, the color red doesn't exist. These must be... my tears. </center>|cite=Godot in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Here comes the ice cream man, parked at the end of the road. With a swish of his magic whip, all the people in the party froze.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Ice Cream Man''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Zvarri! The truth has once again been elegantly revealed to me! </center>|cite=Luke Atmey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Girls who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys. Always should be someone you really love...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Girls & Boys''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Take a good look, everyone! Unable to find a rival worthy of my genius, I was forced to create one by myself! Here I am! The tragic clown... </center>|cite=Luke Atmey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
+{{cquote|<center>City dweller, successful fella, thought to himself, "Oops, I've got a lot of money."</center>|cite=Blur's ''Country House''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Mia... Don't you get it? You can't cry yet. The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over.</center>|cite=Diego Armando in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm a professional cynic, but my heart's not in it, I'm payin' the price of livin' life at the limit.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Country House''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>My name is Hank, and I sell propane and propane accessories.</center>|cite=Hank Hill in ''King of the Hill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's automatic. I need to unload. Under the pressure. Gone middle of the road.</center>|cite=Blur's ''M.O.R.''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>'''Namjon yeobi'''.<br><br>''Men are  honoured, women are abased''</center>|cite="A Cliché to Remember" in ''Analogue - A Hate Story''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Good morning, lethargy. Drink Pepsi, it's good for energy.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Ah, I knew the dame was trouble the moment they connected to my ship. Couldn't say a word, left all the questions to me...</center>|cite=*Hyun-ae in ''Analogue - A Hate Story''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Looking for America, with its kooky nights and suicide, where the TV says it's alright, 'cause everybody's hung up on something or other...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>If everyone got punched in the face for doing something stupid, I think all of us would have black eyes.</center>|cite=Sian Goodin in ''Backstage Pass''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Glam jam, do it, start it! Glam jam, now you got it! Scatman, really on it! Movin' it to the glam jam!</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Su Su Su Super Kirei''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Okosan will not allow pudding or himself to be ridiculed! You will apologize!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Baby, I'm not here to sell you, but you need someone to tell you like it is. I don't wanna be a preacher, but you really need a teacher, here it is.</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''U-Turn''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Okosan is always having fun!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Somebody, stop the rain, stop the rain, stop the rain, I'm drippin' and I'm soakin' wet...</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Stop the Rain''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Okosan refuses these constricting garments! REAL MEN FIGHT IN THE NUDE!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man, tell me about the colour of your soul.</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Scatman's World''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Carve it into your soul, kid!</center>|cite=Azami in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I wanna be a human being, not a human doing. I couldn't keep that pace up if I tried...</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Scatman's World''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>I like the cut of your jibe!</center>|cite=Azami in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Because all I have left is the voice of the wind... blowing through the doors of our house!</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''To The Sea''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I must return to my people with the spoils of war, lay my bloodied sword at the feet of my great king, and celebrate my conquest of all the lands from here to distant Macedonia. </center>|cite=Hiyoko in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Wake again to tea with cinnamon, some honey on a spoon, it is almost noon. Walking down the stairs to shed my morning tears, just can't be satisfied, Lord knows I've tried...</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''Tea With Cinnamon''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>That's terrible! I mean, Okosan is a nutcase and I don't know what he's saying half the time, but he really does like pudding!</center>|cite=Hiyoko Tosaka in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And it's so beautiful... it's so beautiful... it's so beautiful... but it's not real... it's not real.</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''Tea With Cinnamon''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>...I've always thought they were lighthouses. Billions of lighthouses, stuck at the far end of the sky.</center>|cite=River in ''To the Moon''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Will you still kiss my neck, my dear, my dear? Will you dance when I ask, my dear, my dear? Will you walk out ahead, my dear, my dear, my dear? Or will you stay in bed?</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''My Dear''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Good evening! Tonight, Princess Yukiko has a big surprise! I'm going to score myself a hot stud! Welcome to "Not a Dream, Not a Hoax: Princess Yukiko's Hunt for Prince Charming"! And I came prepared! I got my lacy unmentionables on stacked from top to bottom. I'm out to catch a whole harem and the best of the lot is all mine! Well, here I go!</center>|cite=Yukiko Amagi in ''Persona 4''}}
+{{cquote|<center>What kind of fuckery is this?!</center>|cite=Amy Winehouse's ''Me & Mr Jones''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Hee ho.</center>|cite=Jack Frost}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. I'm not sleepy, and there is no place I'm going to...</center>|cite=Bob Dylan's ''Mr. Tambourine Man''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>That's right, it's me, Risette! And this time, I'm about to take on the most extreme challenge! <br><br>I'm going to ''strip'' for you!</center>|cite= Rise Kujikawa in ''Persona 4 - The Animation''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Please, Mister Postman, look and see. Is there a letter in your bag for me? You know it's been so long since I've heard from this boyfriend of mine...</center>|cite=The Marvelettes' ''Please Mister Postman''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Da-dana-na! I'm da man!</center>|cite=Junpei Iori in ''Persona 3''}}
+{{cquote|<center>People all over the world, join hands. Start a love train, love train.</center>|cite=The O'Jays' ''Love Train''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>More like Stupei Iori, Ace Defective.</center>|cite=Yukari Takeba in ''Persona 3''}}
+{{cquote|<center>A crow flew to me, kept its distance, such a proud creation. I saw its soul, envied its pride, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>I am thou... thou art I... From the sea of thy soul, I come... </center>|cite=Personas in ''Persona''}}
+{{cquote|<center>An owl came to me, old and wise, pierced right through my youth. I learned its ways, envied its sense, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I have a message for you from Arikado.</center>|cite= Mina Hakuba in ''Aria of Sorrow''}}
+{{cquote|<center>A dove came to me, had no fear, it rested on my arm. I touched its calm, envied its love, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima requesting aerial cover! Send in the choppers, and when you find those kids, don't waste any time! '''Just nab 'em!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''}}
+{{cquote|<center>A swan of white, she came to me, the lake mirrored her sweet. I kissed her neck, adored her grace, but needed nothing she could give...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima! I'm sendin' in the parachute squad! Once they land, '''fill that hell on wheels with lead!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''}}
+{{cquote|<center>There is no God! Our creed is but for ourselves!</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Kinslayer''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima! I'm sendin' in the tanks! I don't care what happens, just '''get those punks!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Time to die, poor mates, you made me what I am!</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Kinslayer''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Do you like hurting other people?</center>|cite=Richard in ''Hotline Miami''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I wish for this night time to last for a life time. The darkness around me, shores of a solar sea. Oh, how I wish to go down with the sun. Sleeping, weeping, with you.</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''Sleeping Sun''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Before you go, here's four questions to ponder: <br><br>Question number one: Do you like hurting other people?<br><br>Question number two: Who is leaving messages on your answering machine?<br><br>Question number three: Where are you right now?<br><br>And the final question: Why are we having this conversation?</center>|cite=Richard in ''Hotline Miami''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight.</center>|cite=Metallica's ''Enter Sandman''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You're not a nice person, are you?</center>|cite=Rasmus in ''Hotline Miami''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Come crawling faster! Obey your master! Your life burns faster! Obey your master!</center>|cite=Metallica's ''Master of Puppets''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Freddy Got Fingered''}}
+{{cquote|<center>An unforeseen future nestled somewhere in time. Unsuspecting victims, no warnings, no signs. Judgement day, the second coming arrives. Before you see the light, '''''you must die!'''''</center>|cite=Slayer's ''South of Heaven''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>The day may come when "Freddy Got Fingered" is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Freddy Got Fingered''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Raining blood, from a lacerated sky! Bleeding its horror, creating my structure! Now I shall ''reign in blood!''</center>|cite=Slayer's ''Raining Blood''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>It is true that I am fat, but one day, I will be thin, and Vincent Gallo will still be the director of ''The Brown Bunny''.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''The Brown Bunny''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Cry for the Indians! Die for the Indians! Cry for the Indians! Cry, cry, cry for the Indians!</center>|cite=Anthrax's ''Indians''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than ''The Brown Bunny''.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''The Brown Bunny''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''I am the law!'' And you won't fuck around no more! ''I am the law!'' I judge the rich, I judge the poor!</center>|cite=Anthrax's ''I Am The Law''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>''Battlefield Earth'' is like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time. It's not merely bad; it's unpleasant in a hostile way.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Battlefield Earth''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''Life?! Whaddaya mean life?! '''I ain't got a life!'''''</center>|cite=Megadeth's ''Captive Honour''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>This movie is an assault on the eyes, the ears, the brain, common sense, and the human desire to be entertained. No matter what they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out. </center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Armageddon''}}
+{{cquote|<center>What do you mean, I don't believe in God? I talk to him everyday! What do you mean, I don't support the system? I go to court when I have to!</center>|cite=Megadeth's ''Peace Sells''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>As chance would have it, I ''have'' won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo''}}
+{{cquote|<center>What do you mean, I can't get to work on time? Got nothing better to do?! What do you mean, I don't pay my bills? Why do you think I'm broke, huh?!</center>|cite=Megadeth's ''Peace Sells''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''North''}}
+{{cquote|<center>What do you mean, I hurt your feelings? I didn't know you had any feelings! What do you mean, I ain't kind? I'm just not your kind!</center>|cite=Megadeth's ''Peace Sells''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You have to absorb such a film, not consider it. But my brain rebelled, and insisted on applying logic where it was not welcome.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Godzilla (1998)''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Respect! Walk! Are you talkin' to me? ''Are you talkin' to me?!''</center>|cite=Pantera's ''Walk''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>No.</center>|cite=Leonard Martin on ''Isn't It Romantic?''}}
+{{cquote|<center>To see, to bleed cannot be taught! In turn, you're making us '''''FUCKING HOSTILE!!'''''</center>|cite=Pantera's ''Fucking Hostile''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>This movie sucks more.</center>|cite=Peter Travers on ''Vampires Suck''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Then when confronted, we ask them the question: ''What's wrong with your mind?!''<br><br>'''''What's wrong with your mind?!'''''</center>|cite=Pantera's ''Rise''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.</center>|cite=Dorothy Parker on ''Atlas Shrugged''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You see us comin', and you all together run for cover!<br><br>'''We're taking over this town!'''</center>|cite=Pantera's ''Cowboys From Hell''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>This game is a complete mess, and that's the only thing complete about it.</center>|cite=Mark MacDonald on ''Enter the Matrix''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Here we come, reach for your gun, and you better listen well, my friend! You see, it's been slow down below! Aimed at you, we're the cowboys from Hell! Deed is done again, we've won, ain't talking no tall tales, friend! 'Cause high noon, your doom's comin' for you, we're the cowboys from Hell!</center>|cite=Pantera's ''Cowboys From Hell''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>That's ''Mister'' Kaneda to you, punk!</center>|cite= Kaneda in ''AKIRA''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools. But that's the way I like it, baby, I don't wanna live forever!<br><br>''And don't forget the Joker!''</center>|cite=Motörhead's ''Ace of Spades''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Mein Führer! I can walk!</center>|cite=Dr. Strangelove in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!<br><br>''Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!''<br><br>'''''Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!'''''<br><br>'''''FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!'''''<br><br><br><br>'''''...MOTHERFUCKER!!'''''</center>|cite=Rage Against the Machine's ''Killing In The Name''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.</center>|cite=President Merkin Muffley in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
+{{cquote|<center>So rally 'round the family, with a pocket full of shells! They rally 'round the family, with a pocket full of shells...</center>|cite=Rage Against the Machine's ''Bulls on Parade''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!</center>|cite=General Buck Turgidson in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Burn, burn, yes, you're gonna burn! Burn, burn, yes, you're gonna burn! Burn, burn, yes, you're gonna burn! Burn, burn, yes, you're gonna burn!</center>|cite=Rage Against the Machine's ''Bombtrack''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>That's it, man! Game over, man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now?! What are we gonna do?!</center>|cite=Hudson in ''Aliens''}}
+{{cquote|<center>If we don't take action now, we settle for nothing later! Settle for nothing now, and we'll settle for nothing later!</center>|cite=Rage Against the Machine's ''Settle For Nothing''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Ah, ah, ah! You didn't say the magic word!</center>|cite=Dennis Nedry's program in ''Jurassic Park''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Who controls the past now controls the future. Who controls the present now controls the past. Who controls the past now controls the future. Who controls the present now?</center>|cite=Rage Against the Machine's ''Testify''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Never rub another man's rhubarb.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Lights out, guerilla radio!<br><br>''Turn that shit up!''<br><br>'''''Lights out, guerilla radio!'''''<br><br>'''''TURN THAT SHIT UP!'''''</center>|cite=Rage Against the Machine's ''Guerilla Radio''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Ladies and gentlemen, boys and ghouls! Step right up, behind this curtain lies a ghastly concoction of delight, horror, fantasy, and terror! Your every wish is our command, your every whimsical desire brought to life! But I'm warning you, there's always a price!<br><br>''Welcome to the great show unearthed!''</center>|cite=Creature Feature's ''The Greatest Show Unearthed''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Where does he get those wonderful toys?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the lower birth, the greatest show unearthed! We appear without a sound, the darkest show around! We will leave you in a daze, madness, murder, dismay! We will disappear at night with blood on the concrete!</center>|cite=Creature Feature's ''The Greatest Show Unearthed''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press?! This town needs an enema! </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
+{{cquote|<center>We feel the fire burning bright in the night, where the warrior lives, and the warrior dies! Wherever you go, we will be by your side, for the spirit of ninja will carry the night!</center>|cite=DragonForce's ''Strike of the Ninja''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You dropped me into that vat of chemicals! That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try! </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And we'll all find our sacrifice tomorrow, our journey on towards a brighter day. Silent tears we left behind, still so far away. Across the endless sands, through the fields of our despair, free for all eternity, we stand! Rise above the universe tonight, Starchaser!</center>|cite=DragonForce's ''Heroes Of Our Time''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!''' </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
+{{cquote|<center>...Mm, okay. Nana gives up.</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!''' Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things?!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
+{{cquote|<center>...Life isn't very fair, is it?</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Nana... did her best to the end... right...?</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''What are you laughing at?!'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call if you're unable to speak?</center>|cite=Agent Smith in ''The Matrix''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Sometimes, I just '''kill''' myself!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
+{{cquote|<center>He say you under arrest, Mr. Deckard. He say you blade runner.</center>|cite=Sushi Master in ''Blade Runner''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favour. I want you to tell all your friends about me.</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you.</center>|cite=Rumack in ''Airplane!''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
+{{cquote|<center>In '87, Huey released this, ''Fore!'', their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is ''Hip to be Square'', a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!<br><br>''Hey Paul!''</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, ''YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!!'' YOU... FUCKING... BASTAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!'''</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>If you're good at something, never do it for free.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why.</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You know, you remind me of my father. '''I hated my father!'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm into, well, murders and executions, mostly.</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline. And you know the thing they have in common? ...They're cheap!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You're my lawyer, so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown, uh, some homeless people, maybe 5 or 10... Um, an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some doughnut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nailgun, and some man... Uh, some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and, uh, someone else there... I can't remember, maybe a model? But she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an ax in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen.</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>So, you think the Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hm? Look at me. '''LOOK AT ME.'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I guess I'll... Uh... I mean, uh, I guess... I'm a pretty, uh, I mean... I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open...</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... do things. </center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hello!</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair. </center>|cite=Harvey Dent in ''The Dark Knight''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Overall, I give it 73%. Because I'm a fucking idiot.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Like I said, I'm good with calculation.</center>|cite=Lau in ''The Dark Knight''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hello, good evening, and potato to another Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I told you, I was immortal. </center>|cite=Ra's Al-Ghul in ''The Dark Knight Rises''}}
+{{cquote|<center>By the power of Poundland! I can't hold my accessories!</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Crashing this plane... with no survivors!</center>|cite=Bane in ''The Dark Knight Rises''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Obviously, this hotel is a notorious black spot for kettle fuckers.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. </center>|cite=Alfred Pennyworth in ''The Dark Knight''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I fear no man now that I have this impervious ladder of steel, this... ''this god of blades, this '''MOTHERFUCKING EXCALIBUR!''' Come on, my beauty, let us demonstrate your omnipotent power and '''CLEAVE THIS HIDEOUS EARTH IN TWAIN!!'''''</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands... and your plan is to blackmail this person?</center>|cite=Lucius Fox in ''The Dark Knight''}}
+{{cquote|<center>She stole something unforgivable from you!<br><br>...It was your '''heart!'''</center>|cite=Reimu Hakurei in ''Marisa Stole the Precious Thing''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I won't kill you. But I don't have to save you.</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman Begins''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Game over, man, the end.</center>|cite=Sketch Turner in ''Comix Zone''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>And Bruce Wayne... why are you dressed as Batman?</center>|cite=Max Shreck in ''Batman Returns''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Is this the end of the story?</center>|cite=Sketch Turner in ''Comix Zone''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Allow me to break the ice.</center>|cite=Mr. Freeze in ''Batman and Robin''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Okay, then! Have a nice wheeee!</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>What killed the dinosaurs?! <br><br>The Ice Age!</center>|cite=Mr. Freeze in ''Batman and Robin''}}
+{{cquote|<center>On this website, the friends you're tied to by fate... like, not just random schmoes you met, but people you get to know rilly rilly well... We'll, like, show you ahead of time when they'll end up dead and stuff! Oh, and you'll get to see how they croak from the movie clips we upload to the site.</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Let's... kick some ice!</center>|cite=Mr. Freeze in ''Batman and Robin''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Al rii--, wait, rilly!? Did you just say you wanted to die!? Oh! Uh... Hmm. So, you rilly want to die? That's it? No regrets? ...Rilly-rilly? Well, goodbye, then!</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman: The Movie''}}
+{{cquote|<center>But I gotcha back when it comes ta weapons and armor! I gotta lady boner harder dan steel for dat stuff!</center>|cite=Wynne in ''Etrian Odyssey IV - Legends of the Titan''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Splendid! The world is practically ours!</center>|cite=High Priest Vega in ''Inferno Cop''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'll get to this woman's bottom! Wait... I mean... you know what I mean. </center>|cite=Phoenix Wright in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>It's times like this when I have no choice but to use my gun!</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I am always abso-posi-lutely perfect!</center>|cite=Redd White in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I am... the purgatorial flame of this rotting shit-hole...  I am... '''INFERNO COP!'''</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I like a man with a big...vocabulary.</center>|cite=April May in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Although it's true that many humans are stupid, immature, and high school drop outs...Humans possess the power to be anything they want to be!</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Mr. Wellington '''loves large bananas!'''</center>|cite=Phoenix Wright in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Ha ha ha, what a fag! He still wears velcro shoes!</center>|cite=A kid in ''Inferno Cop''}}
+{{cquote|<center>What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Shirotabi, please forgive me for bringing you back to life! I know now that it could never work between us, as much as we want it to, it may never be! ...Not because you're a rabbit, but because you're black!</center>|cite=Mio Itai in ''Ghost Stories''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I object! That was...objectionable!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You two-timing son of a bitch! Who's gonna take care of these little bastards?!</center>|cite=Mio Itai in ''Ghost Stories''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I agree! Verily, I say! ...Ergo!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Your motherfucking life ends 30 minutes from now.</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You huffy, puffy, loosey-goosey excuse for a whimpering, whining, wuss of a witness!</center>|cite=Fransizka von Karma in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Huh? The fuck are you still looking at me for, punk? Piss off! '''''Scram!'''''</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...</center>|cite=Mia Fey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Ah. You are motherfucker?</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This is my top secret list of groceries to buyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!</center>|cite=Wendy Oldbag in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>That sounds sketchy as shit.</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I heard you can fix something like this with a really strong shock to your system! Come on, lower your head a little! A Maggey Kick should be all you need! </center>|cite=Maggey Byrde in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Oh, sorry, I was thinking about Hellshake Yano.</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick!</center>|cite=Pearl Fey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Here's my last number, "Goddamn Bitch In Cat Tights".</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Note to self: Mr. Edgeworth's sighs smell like citrus fruit.</center>|cite=Ema Skye in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Don't just go saying whatever the fuck you please.</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I set my ATM card's number to 0001 because I am number one! </center>|cite=Manfred von Karma in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Shut the fuck up and die.</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee. </center>|cite=Godot in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>''This is the face of a happy person!''</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Did you forget already? In my world, the color red doesn't exist. These must be... my tears. </center>|cite=Godot in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Hey Hannibal, did you hear about this?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Zvarri! The truth has once again been elegantly revealed to me! </center>|cite=Luke Atmey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Hey Hannibal, have you heard about this?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Take a good look, everyone! Unable to find a rival worthy of my genius, I was forced to create one by myself! Here I am! The tragic clown... </center>|cite=Luke Atmey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Speaking of which, when is Hannibal going to start thinking about some underwear change, am I right, ladies?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Mia... Don't you get it? You can't cry yet. The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over.</center>|cite=Diego Armando in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Guys, who killed Hannibal?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>My name is Hank, and I sell propane and propane accessories.</center>|cite=Hank Hill in ''King of the Hill''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>If everyone got punched in the face for doing something stupid, I think all of us would have black eyes.</center>|cite=Sian Goodin in ''Backstage Pass''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Time to deliver a ''pizza ball!''</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Okosan will not allow pudding or himself to be ridiculed! You will apologize!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Alright, pizza aside, let's talk Scientology!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Okosan is always having fun!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Not a lot of people know this, but L. Ron Hubbard was a black man. His real name was L. Ron Hoyabembe!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Okosan refuses these constricting garments! REAL MEN FIGHT IN THE NUDE!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Turn that poop into wine! Turn that poop into wine! Turn that poop into wine!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Carve it into your soul, kid!</center>|cite=Azami in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I'm not on The Daily Show, I'm on MySpace.</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I like the cut of your jibe!</center>|cite=Azami in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I want you to have sex with my wife.</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I must return to my people with the spoils of war, lay my bloodied sword at the feet of my great king, and celebrate my conquest of all the lands from here to distant Macedonia. </center>|cite=Hiyoko in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Pretzels is the same.</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>That's terrible! I mean, Okosan is a nutcase and I don't know what he's saying half the time, but he really does like pudding!</center>|cite=Hiyoko Tosaka in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Why are you booing me, I'm right!</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>...I've always thought they were lighthouses. Billions of lighthouses, stuck at the far end of the sky.</center>|cite=River in ''To the Moon''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>This guest is terrible!</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Good evening! Tonight, Princess Yukiko has a big surprise! I'm going to score myself a hot stud! Welcome to "Not a Dream, Not a Hoax: Princess Yukiko's Hunt for Prince Charming"! And I came prepared! I got my lacy unmentionables on stacked from top to bottom. I'm out to catch a whole harem and the best of the lot is all mine! Well, here I go!</center>|cite=Yukiko Amagi in ''Persona 4''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Hey, hey, Eric, look at me.<br><br>...Bitch.</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hee ho.</center>|cite=Jack Frost}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Welcome to Cautionary Tales of Swords. I'm Trip Fisk.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
+{{cquote|<center>That's right, it's me, Risette! And this time, I'm about to take on the most extreme challenge! <br><br>I'm going to ''strip'' for you!</center>|cite= Rise Kujikawa in ''Persona 4 - The Animation''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Whoa, that story was fucking crazier than the last one!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Da-dana-na! I'm da man!</center>|cite=Junpei Iori in ''Persona 3''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Now, zoom in on my face. Are you zoomed in? <br><br>''Don't fucking touch swords!''</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
+{{cquote|<center>More like Stupei Iori, Ace Defective.</center>|cite=Yukari Takeba in ''Persona 3''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Our first story is about a dad who really fucked up. It's called "Honey, I Killed Our Son".</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I am thou... thou art I... From the sea of thy soul, I come... </center>|cite=Personas in ''Persona''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Oh shit, I lied. Here's another story, it's called "Swords Will Fucking Cut Your Hands Off".</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I have a message for you from Arikado.</center>|cite= Mina Hakuba in ''Aria of Sorrow''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Our first story deals with some pretty heavy shit: racism.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima requesting aerial cover! Send in the choppers, and when you find those kids, don't waste any time! '''Just nab 'em!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Conspiracy? ''Fucking-A right it is!''</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima! I'm sendin' in the parachute squad! Once they land, '''fill that hell-on-wheels with lead!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Oh, and now I have a goddamn moustache.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima! I'm sendin' in the tanks! I don't care what happens, just '''get those punks!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You know who's a douchebag? Our fucking retarded mayor.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Do you like hurting other people?</center>|cite=Richard in ''Hotline Miami''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Holy shit, is our mayor a fucking douchebag.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Before you go, here's four questions to ponder: <br><br>Question number one: Do you like hurting other people?<br><br>Question number two: Who is leaving messages on your answering machine?<br><br>Question number three: Where are you right now?<br><br>And the final question: Why are we having this conversation?</center>|cite=Richard in ''Hotline Miami''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>The stroke of death is as a lover's peach, which hurts and is desired!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You're not a nice person, are you?</center>|cite=Rasmus in ''Hotline Miami''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>The show's changed, bitches! Now it's a fucking narrative show, and I'm like goddamn Batman! </center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Leaving this world is not as scary as it sounds.</center>|cite=Richard in ''Hotline Miami 2''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You know, Trip, not too many people know this, but I used to be gay. I mean, I'm still gay, but I used to be ''really'' gay, like... I'd suck so many dicks, I wouldn't get anything done gay, you know?</center>|cite=Batman in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Freddy Got Fingered''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Yeah, well, Batman used to suck a lot of dicks!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
+{{cquote|<center>The day may come when "Freddy Got Fingered" is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Freddy Got Fingered''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>'''SWORDS ARE NOT FOR DECORATION!'''</center>|cite=Billy's father in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It is true that I am fat, but one day, I will be thin, and Vincent Gallo will still be the director of ''The Brown Bunny''.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''The Brown Bunny''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I wouldn't trust you running a ''bath'', let alone a fucking restaurant!</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than ''The Brown Bunny''.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''The Brown Bunny''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You... are a walking disaster.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''Battlefield Earth'' is like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time. It's not merely bad; it's unpleasant in a hostile way.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Battlefield Earth''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>My gran could do better! ''And she's dead!''</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This movie is an assault on the eyes, the ears, the brain, common sense, and the human desire to be entertained. No matter what they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out. </center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Armageddon''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Listen, big boy. Right now, you've won jack-fucking-shit! You've got the audacity to stand there, talking to me about a franchise, when we can't even get a pizza right?!</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
+{{cquote|<center>As chance would have it, I ''have'' won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>A restaurant run by three passionate owners? No chance. Brian, he works two days a week. David, well, I don't trust him one little inch. And as for Greg, well, he's pissed off at both of them. Basically in a nutshell, Sleepy, Dopey and Grumpy. Who am I? Snow fucking White?</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''North''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I certainly wouldn't put my name on it. I wouldn't even put my enemy's name on that.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You have to absorb such a film, not consider it. But my brain rebelled, and insisted on applying logic where it was not welcome.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Godzilla (1998)''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm not here to blow smoke up your fucking ass, let me tell you that. I'm here to fix the restaurant, but you are one big obstacle, aren't you?</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I wrote that original ''Last House'' review 37 years ago. I am not the same person. I am uninterested in being "consistent".</center>|cite=Roger Ebert}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Fuck off, you fat, useless, sack of fucking Yankee dankee doodle shit.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Hell's Kitchen''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I have one rule when it comes to reviewing films. It's crazy, but what I do is: I review the movie.</center>|cite=Richard Roeper}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>James is an ass, and we won't be working with him again.</center>|cite=Gabe Newell}}
+{{cquote|<center>How insulting would it be to give a film a pass because of good intentions and diversity in the casting? That's not equal treatment; that's condescension.</center>|cite=Richard Roeper}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Windows 8 was like this giant sadness. It just hurt everybody in the PC business.</center>|cite=Gabe Newell}}
+{{cquote|<center>No.</center>|cite=Leonard Martin on ''Isn't It Romantic?''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>That's a lot of nuts! That'll be four bucks, baby, you want fries with that?!</center>|cite=A nut salesman in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This movie sucks more.</center>|cite=Peter Travers on ''Vampires Suck''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>He just left! With nuts!</center>|cite=A nut salesman in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.</center>|cite=Dorothy Parker on ''Atlas Shrugged''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I must apologise for Wimp Lo, he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
+{{cquote|<center>In more than 20 years of playing games, I have never seen a console game as obviously unfinished and rushed to market as ''Enter the Matrix''. This game is a complete mess, and that's the only thing complete about it.</center>|cite=Mark MacDonald on ''Enter the Matrix''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws... ''They hurt like crap, man!''</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
+{{cquote|<center>That's ''Mister'' Kaneda to you, punk!</center>|cite= Kaneda in ''AKIRA''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>So on he walked... and sometimes, drove... and occasionally, partied all night with the desert creatures.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Mein Führer! I can walk!</center>|cite=Dr. Strangelove in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Okay, so here were my options: A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back-kick... or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground, and die. <br><br>Hm... should've gone with A.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.</center>|cite=President Merkin Muffley in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>We are both ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists! We are both ventriloquists, and we practise every day!</center>|cite=The ventriloquists in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!</center>|cite=General Buck Turgidson in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You go that way, I'll go home.</center>|cite=A guard in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
+{{cquote|<center>That's it, man! Game over, man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now?! What are we gonna do?!</center>|cite=Hudson in ''Aliens''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>There's good reason for my glistening skin...and how I shine...and how my pores are so clean and clear. I eat Little Baby's Ice Cream. It keeps me young. It keeps me light on my feet. I spring from activity to activity. I love my job. I love my life. When you eat Little Baby's Ice Cream, you'll wink, and nod, and hug, and high-five each other with great enthusiasm. This is a special time.</center>|cite=Little Baby's Ice Cream commercial}}
+{{cquote|<center>Ah, ah, ah! You didn't say the magic word!</center>|cite=Dennis Nedry in ''Jurassic Park''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Go ahead and lick something. We lick you very much. If you want to lick something... lick us. We love to lick. We lick to love. We love lickers. </center>|cite=Little Baby's Ice Cream commercial}}
+{{cquote|<center>Never rub another man's rhubarb.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I noticed that the neighbourhood snails were massing their forces near my garden and I needed to defend my territory. My friend with Midwestern roots assures me that I can solve this problem by putting a plate of beer in the garden. Apparently snails like beer, but it kills them. Interestingly, it's the only thing snails do quickly. I've been trying to kill myself with beer for decades. I am literally slower than a snail.</center>|cite=Scott Adams}}
+{{cquote|<center>You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Candied pumpkins, sweet egg bread, we love rising from the dead!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Where does he get those wonderful toys?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Carpals, tarsals, vertebrae! That's us clicking on parade!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press?! This town needs an enema! </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I move without any muscles, my skull's a cavernous hall! Tendons are made for pulling, my friend, I don't need them at all!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You dropped me into that vat of chemicals! That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try! </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Many people think he's just a regular man! But he's not just any man, he's Skeleton Man!</center>|cite=The Axis of Awesome's ''Skeleton Man''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!''' </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Ooooooh, Skin Man. Villain in disguise. But Skeleton Man sees through his plan '''with his skeleton eyes!'''</center>|cite=The Axis of Awesome's ''Skeleton Man''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!''' Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things?!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>But now I have a red tuba that makes you shit yourself.</center>|cite=A waiter in ''That Mitchell and Webb Look''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Ooh, and that's a bad miss.</center>|cite=Ted in ''That Mitchell and Webb Look''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''What are you laughing at?!'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Great! And what shall I do after I've pissed myself? Fuck myself? Eat myself? You're such a... </center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Sometimes, I just '''kill''' myself!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Yes, I'm doing it already! I'm so pathetic that as soon as you ordered me to piss myself, I started the procedure. This is what you've done, you've ground down my sense of self-worth over the years, I hope you're proud! </center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favour. I want you to tell all your friends about me.</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Piss yourself, stop pissing yourself, it's not that simple, the floodgates are open! You're being a real big dick about this, aren't you?</center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>People can start pollution... people can stop it.</center>|cite=''Keep America Beautiful'' campaign}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Everything is perfect now.</center>|cite=Freezepop's ''Swimming Pool''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>At this rate, we're doomed!!</center>|cite=Cap White in ''Elite Beat Agents''}}
+{{cquote|<center>If you're good at something, never do it for free.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You bet, kid!</center>|cite=Hulk in ''Elite Beat Agents''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You know, you remind me of my father. '''I hated my father!'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Inedible. Tastes like chicken.</center>|cite=Louie in ''Pikmin 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline. And you know the thing they have in common? ...They're cheap!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Eating this flower leads to spectacular, breathtaking indigestion.</center>|cite=Louie in ''Pikmin 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>So, you think the Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hm? Look at me.<br><br>'''LOOK AT ME.'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.</center>|cite=Groucho Marx in ''Animal Crackers''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... do things. </center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Arstotzka so great, passport not required!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair. </center>|cite=Harvey Dent in ''The Dark Knight''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Is drugs!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Like I said, I'm good with calculation.</center>|cite=Lau in ''The Dark Knight''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Ok! Here we go! For Arstotzka! The greatest country!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I told you, I was immortal. </center>|cite=Ra's Al-Ghul in ''The Dark Knight Rises''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Cobrastan is not a real country.</center>|cite=The Inspector in ''Papers, Please''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. </center>|cite=Alfred Pennyworth in ''The Dark Knight''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Bullshit. I need to earn money today. Give bomb to me. I sell materials and give you cut.</center>|cite=Calensk in ''Papers, Please''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands... and your plan is to blackmail this person?</center>|cite=Lucius Fox in ''The Dark Knight''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>That little bitch. I break her in two.</center>|cite=Dari Ludum in ''Papers, Please''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I won't kill you. But I don't have to save you.</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman Begins''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>FOR KOLECHIA!</center>|cite=Bombers in ''Papers, Please''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And Bruce Wayne... why are you dressed as Batman?</center>|cite=Max Shreck in ''Batman Returns''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna settle this!!</center>|cite=Peat in ''100% Orange Juice!''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Allow me to break the ice.</center>|cite=Mr. Freeze in ''Batman and Robin''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm accelerating.</center>|cite=Suguri in ''100% Orange Juice!''}}
+{{cquote|<center>What killed the dinosaurs?! <br><br>The Ice Age!</center>|cite=Mr. Freeze in ''Batman and Robin''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It's Piyo's turn now! Syura's powers go beyond hell itself! Allow me to demonstrate!</center>|cite=Syura in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman: The Movie''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>This calls for a good distraction...</center>|cite=Kyousuke in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Splendid! The world is practically ours!</center>|cite=High Priest Vega in ''Inferno Cop''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Oh please. We are both men here and that is a fact.</center>|cite=Kyousuke in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's times like this when I have no choice but to use my gun!</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Poppo! Poppopopo!</center>|cite=Marie Poppo in ''100% Orange Juice!''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I am... the purgatorial flame of this rotting shit-hole...  I am... '''INFERNO COP!'''</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Mau... this isn't what I expected...</center>|cite=Saki in ''Suguri''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Although it's true that many humans are stupid, immature, and high school drop outs...Humans possess the power to be anything they want to be!</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It turned out we could communicate, so it's a shame. Please die.</center>|cite=Saki in ''Suguri''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Ha ha ha, what a fag! He still wears velcro shoes!</center>|cite=A kid in ''Inferno Cop''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It's probably really painful. But, not like I can tell with my messed-up brain.</center>|cite=Nanako in ''Suguri''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Shirotabi, please forgive me for bringing you back to life! I know now that it could never work between us, as much as we want it to, it may never be! ...Not because you're a rabbit, but because you're black!</center>|cite=Mio Itai in ''Ghost Stories''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm sorry... I can't make it back... </center>|cite=Alte in ''Sora''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You two-timing son of a bitch! Who's gonna take care of these little bastards?!</center>|cite=Mio Itai in ''Ghost Stories''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Oooooh? You gonna get in my way, girlie?</center>|cite=Tsih in ''Sora''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Your motherfucking life ends 30 minutes from now.</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You can sail across the ocean. You can run around that hill. You can show your emotion, don't be afraid to fail...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Grand Blue''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Huh? The fuck are you still looking at me for, punk? Piss off! '''''Scram!'''''</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Take my hand, we drift away to place beyond the stars... I close my eyes and stay to pray, to be forever and heal my scars...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Le Train''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This guy is a fucking idiot.</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>From now until the end of day, to be with you, and be the best I ever could...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Le Train''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Ah. You are motherfucker?</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Hey, I'm not done talking yet!</center>|cite=Peat in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
+{{cquote|<center>That sounds sketchy as shit.</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Red Barrel! I'll make you leave the guild today for sure!</center>|cite=Peat in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Oh, sorry, I was thinking about Hellshake Yano.</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Well, if it isn't Marc! Still up to the same things?</center>|cite=Fernet in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Here's my last number, "Goddamn Bitch In Cat Tights".</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''Have a jawbreaker!'''</center>|cite=Candyman in ''Lethal League''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Don't just go saying whatever the fuck you please.</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''Overclock!'''</center>|cite=Switch in ''Lethal League''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Shut the fuck up and die.</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Hahahaha, the critical error was ''you!''</center>|cite=Switch in ''Lethal League''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I don't need my meds anymore, Hannibal, I'm free for the first fucking time! Why can't you just be happy for me, man?!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''Feel the beat!'''</center>|cite=Sonata in ''Lethal League''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Oh, I'm happy, I'm happy, look at me! Do I not look happy? Do I not look happy?! </center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Tch, not even worth my time.</center>|cite=Latch in ''Lethal League''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''This is the face of a happy person!''</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''Let's roll!'''</center>|cite=Dice in ''Lethal League''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hey Hannibal, did you hear about this?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Sliced, and diced.</center>|cite=Dice in ''Lethal League''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hey Hannibal, have you heard about this?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The time has come for me to clear my reputation... by assaulting this young girl!</center>|cite=Schezo in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Speaking of which, when is Hannibal going to start thinking about some underwear change, am I right, ladies?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm trying to talk to my adorable friends, and you won't shut your lousy yap!!</center>|cite=Schezo in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Guys, who killed Hannibal?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Finally! You and I are going to score together!</center>|cite=Schezo in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Rulue loves the Dark Prince, Rulue loves the Dark Prince!</center>|cite=Arle in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Time to deliver a ''pizza ball!''</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''Hear me roar!!'''</center>|cite=Draco in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Alright, pizza aside, let's talk Scientology!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It's like I can touch you!</center>|cite=A Fluff in ''The Animation Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Not a lot of people know this, but L. Ron Hubbard was a black man. His real name was L. Ron Hoyabembe!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>But I'm not wearing any pants.</center>|cite=A Fluff in ''The Animation Show''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Turn that poop into wine! Turn that poop into wine! Turn that poop into wine!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I am cowboy. My gums are bleeding. Lo, I am ruptured.</center>|cite="The Abstract Foreign Western" in Don Hertzfeldt's ''Genre''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm not on The Daily Show, I'm on MySpace.</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Wonderful buckets of romance for two...</center>|cite="The Science Fiction Musical" in Don Hertzfeldt's ''Genre''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Why does my peepee come out yellow?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.</center>|cite=Peter Venkman in ''Ghostbusters''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I want you to have sex with my wife.</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Well that's something you don't see every day.</center>|cite=Peter Venkman in ''Ghostbusters''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Pretzels is the same.</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna be sedated. Nothing to do and nowhere to go, I wanna be sedated.</center>|cite=Ramones' ''I Wanna Be Sedated''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Why are you booing me, I'm right!</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>There's no law, no law anymore, I wanna steal from the rich, and give to the poor...</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Howling at the Moon (Sha-La-La)''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This guest is terrible!</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I met her at the Burger King, we fell in love by the soda machine. So we took the car downtown, the kids were hanging out all around. Then we went down to Coney Island, on the coaster and around again, and no one's gonna ever tear us apart, 'cause she's my sweetheart.</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Oh Oh I Love Her So''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hey, hey, Eric, look at me.<br><br>...Bitch.</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Hanging out on a night like this, I'm gonna give her a great big kiss. I'm gonna make her mine, and everything's gonna be real fine.</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Oh Oh I Love Her So''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Welcome to Cautionary Tales of Swords. I'm Trip Fisk.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Hey, ho, let's go! Hey, ho, let's go!</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Blitzkreig Bop''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Whoa, that story was fucking crazier than the last one!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>If it's late, you need to call, Gurley wouldn't mind at all! If it's one or two AM, Gurley will still be your friend!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Gurley's Cell Phone Number''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Now, zoom in on my face. Are you zoomed in? <br><br>''Don't fucking touch swords!''</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>If Grandma was a Nazi, it wouldn't make a fuck to me! 'Cause it's 2004, and Grandma ain't a Nazi anymore!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Grandma Was A Nazi''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Our first story is about a dad who really fucked up. It's called "Honey, I Killed Our Son".</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Punk rock's not dead, punk rock is heating up the place! Punk rock's not dead, how 'bout this punk rock in your face?!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Punk Rock's Not Dead''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Oh shit, I lied. Here's another story, it's called "Swords Will Fucking Cut Your Hands Off".</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>If the cops don't make you pay, and you make your getaway, then you know, that's one fine day!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''One Fine Day''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Our first story deals with some pretty heavy shit: racism.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I believe it's my God-given right to destroy everything in my sight, 'cause it never gets dull, it never gets old, the only thing it gets is more bold!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''One Fine Day''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Conspiracy? ''Fucking-A right it is!''</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Day after day, your home life's a wreck, the powers that be just breathe down your neck! You get no respect, you get no relief, you gotta speak up, and yell out your piece!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''All I Want''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Oh, and now I have a goddamn moustache.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Don't be told what you want. Don't be told what you need! There's no future, no future, no future for you!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''God Save the Queen''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You know who's a douchebag? Our fucking retarded mayor.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Bloody screaming fucking bloody mess! Not an animal, '''IT'S AN ABORTION!!'''</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Holy shit, is our mayor a fucking douchebag.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Fuck this, and fuck that! Fuck it all and fuck a fucking brat!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
+{{cquote|<center>The stroke of death is as a lover's peach, which hurts and is desired!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Throbbing squirm, gurgling bloody mess! I'm not a discharge! I'm not a loss in protein! I'm not a throbbing squirm!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
+{{cquote|<center>The show's changed, bitches! Now it's a fucking narrative show, and I'm like goddamn Batman! </center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I'm watching all the rubbish, you're wasting my time. I look around your house, you got nothing to steal. I kick you in the brains when you get down to kneel, and pray, you pray to your God!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''No Feelings''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You know, Trip, not too many people know this, but I used to be gay. I mean, I'm still gay, but I used to be ''really'' gay, like... I'd suck so many dicks, I wouldn't get anything done gay, you know?</center>|cite=Batman in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I am an anti-Christ. I am an anarchist. Don't know what I want, but I know how to get it.</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Anarchy in the UK''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Yeah, well, Batman used to suck a lot of dicks!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Nazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks...<br><br>'''''FUCK OFF!!'''''</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Nazi Punks Fuck Off''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''SWORDS ARE NOT FOR DECORATION!'''</center>|cite=Billy's father in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>We're gonna kill kill kill kill kill the poor, kill kill kill kill kill the poor, kill kill kill kill kill the poor tonight!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Kill The Poor''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm forty years of age, and I've gone to a lot of restaurants, but I've never, ever, ever, ever met someone I believe in as little as you.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Step right up, folks, anarchy for sale! T-shirts only ten dollars, badges only $3.50! I nicked the design, never asked the band, I never listen to them either!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Anarchy for Sale''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm not asking for excuses, I'm here to help. But everything I'm saying, all you're doing is firing bullshit excuses. Don't bullshit me, and I won't bullshit you. Do you understand?</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Sleeping in my car, I will undress you, sleeping in my car, I will caress you, staying in the back seat of my car, making love, oh...</center>|cite=Roxette's ''Sleeping In My Car''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You're overstaffed, underworked... ''shit food!'' I wouldn't trust you running a bath, let alone a fucking restaurant! You must be out of your tiny mind!</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not quote me happy.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I wouldn't trust you running a ''bath'', let alone a fucking restaurant!</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not go to the same club or bar, week in, week out, just because you once saw a girl there that you fancied that you're never going to fucking talk to!</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You... are a walking disaster.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Then acting fucking responsible! ''You shouldn't even be in the kitchen! '''Get out, GET OUT!!''''' </center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>And thou shalt always... thou shalt ''always'' kill.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>My gran could do better! ''And she's dead!''</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Drifting away like a feather in air, letting my words take me away from the hurt and despair. So I'm keeping it vertical forever elevator, riding an escalator to a something that is greater.</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Feather''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I can't help people that can't help themselves and cannot ever take one ounce of criticism. And if you're not willing to change, I'm not going to butt heads, argue, scream, whatever you want to say. But this is not normal. </center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>And I've seen a sparrow get high, wasting time in the sky. He think it's easy to fly, he's just a little bit freer than I...</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Ordinary Joe''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Listen, big boy. Right now, you've won jack-fucking-shit! You've got the audacity to stand there, talking to me about a franchise, when we can't even get a pizza right?!</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Now I'd be the last to deny that I'm just an average guy. Each little bird in the sky is just a little bit freer than I...</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Ordinary Joe''}}
+{{cquote|<center>A restaurant run by three passionate owners? No chance. Brian, he works two days a week. David, well, I don't trust him one little inch. And as for Greg, well, he's pissed off at both of them. Basically in a nutshell, Sleepy, Dopey and Grumpy. Who am I? Snow fucking White?</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Is the glass half full or half empty? It's based on your perspective, quite simply. We're the same and we're not, know what I'm saying? Listen, so I ain't better than you, I just think different.</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Think Different''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I certainly wouldn't put my name on it. I wouldn't even put my enemy's name on that.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>And I will remember your name and face on the day you are judged by the funhouse cast, and I will rejoice in your fall from grace, with a cane to the sky like, "None shall pass."</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''None Shall Pass''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm not here to blow smoke up your fucking ass, let me tell you that. I'm here to fix the restaurant, but you are one big obstacle, aren't you?</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Water, fire, air, and dirt. Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?! And I don't wanna talk to a scientist, y'all motherfuckers lying, and gettin' me pissed!</center>|cite=Insane Clown Posse's ''Miracles''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Here's the difference between you and me: I listen for feedback. You can't handle it. I came here because you asked me to come and help you, and your reaction to me telling you something quite constructive in a very calm manner is a joke.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Now whip it! Into shape! Shape it up! Get straight! Go forward! Move ahead! Try to detect it! It's not too late! To whip it! Whip it good!</center>|cite=DEVO's ''Whip It''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''Who the fuck are you to turn around and tell me, '''when you work a like pig?! YOU FRENCH PIG!!'''''</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>When a problem comes along, you must whip it! Before the cream sits out too long, you must whip it! When something's going wrong, you must whip it!</center>|cite=DEVO's ''Whip It''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''Well if it's your fucking kitchen, '''THEN CLEAN IT, YOU LAZY CUNT!!'''''</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Are we not men?!<br><br>''We are DEVO!''</center>|cite=DEVO's ''Jocko Homo''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Fuck off, you fat, useless, sack of fucking Yankee dankee doodle shit.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Hell's Kitchen''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture.</center>|cite=R.E.M's ''Bad Day''}}
+{{cquote|<center>James is an ass, and we won't be working with him again.</center>|cite=Gabe Newell}}
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-{{cquote|<center>We're gonna drive into the sea, to see what's underwater. You got a seat right next to me, it's got to be here somewhere...</center>|cite=Light Light's ''Kilo''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Windows 8 was like this giant sadness. It just hurt everybody in the PC business.</center>|cite=Gabe Newell}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Of course I was in the right, those geezers were cruising for a bruising.</center>|cite=Narration in Pink Floyd's ''Money''}}
+{{cquote|<center>That's a lot of nuts! That'll be four bucks, baby, you want fries with that?!</center>|cite=A nut salesman in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I dunno, I was really drunk at the time!</center>|cite=Narration in Pink Floyd's ''Money''}}
+{{cquote|<center>He just left! With nuts!</center>|cite=A nut salesman in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You give them a short, sharp shock, and they never do it again. Dig it?</center>|cite=Narration in Pink Floyd's ''Us and Them''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I must apologise for Wimp Lo, he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Money, it's a crime. Share it fairly, but don't take a slice of my pie.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Money''}}
+{{cquote|<center>At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws... ''They hurt like crap, man!''</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ears, you shout and no one seems to hear. And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Brain Damage''}}
+{{cquote|<center>So on he walked... and sometimes, drove... and occasionally, partied all night with the desert creatures.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>And everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Eclipse''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Okay, so here were my options: A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back-kick... or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground, and die. <br><br>Hm... should've gone with A.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>The black and green scarecrow is sadder than me, but now he's resigned to his fate, 'cause life's not unkind, he doesn't mind.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Scarecrow''}}
+{{cquote|<center>We are both ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists! We are both ventriloquists, and we practise every day!</center>|cite=The ventriloquists in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs? Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue sky?</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Goodbye Blue Sky''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You go that way, I'll go home.</center>|cite=A guard in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody... out there...?</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Is There Anybody Out There?''}}
+{{cquote|<center>He no nuts! He crazy!</center>|cite=Short Round in ''The Temple of Doom''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>''Are there any queers in the theatre tonight?!''<br><br>'''''GET THEM UP AGAINST THE WALL!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
+{{cquote|<center>There's good reason for my glistening skin...and how I shine...and how my pores are so clean and clear. I eat Little Baby's Ice Cream. It keeps me young. It keeps me light on my feet. I spring from activity to activity. I love my job. I love my life. When you eat Little Baby's Ice Cream, you'll wink, and nod, and hug, and high-five each other with great enthusiasm. This is a special time.</center>|cite=Little Baby's Ice Cream commercial}}
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-{{cquote|<center>''There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me!''<br><br>'''''GET HIM UP AGAINST THE WALL!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Go ahead and lick something. We lick you very much. If you want to lick something... lick us. We love to lick. We lick to love. We love lickers. </center>|cite=Little Baby's Ice Cream commercial}}
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-{{cquote|<center>''That one looks Jewish! And that one's a coon!''<br><br>'''''WHO LET ALL OF THIS RIFF-RAFF INTO THE ROOM?!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I noticed that the neighbourhood snails were massing their forces near my garden and I needed to defend my territory. My friend with Midwestern roots assures me that I can solve this problem by putting a plate of beer in the garden. Apparently snails like beer, but it kills them. Interestingly, it's the only thing snails do quickly. I've been trying to kill myself with beer for decades. I am literally slower than a snail.</center>|cite=Scott Adams}}
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-{{cquote|<center>''There's one smoking a joint! And another with spots! If I had my way...''<br><br> '''''I'D HAVE ALL OF YOU SHOT!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Candied pumpkins, sweet egg bread, we love rising from the dead!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fears, I sentence you to be exposed before your peers!<br><br> '''TEAR DOWN THE WALL!!'''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Trial''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Carpals, tarsals, vertebrae! That's us clicking on parade!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Go on, Judge! Shit on 'im!</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Trial''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I move without any muscles, my skull's a cavernous hall! Tendons are made for pulling, my friend, I don't need them at all!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>All in all, it's just another brick in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 1)''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Many people think he's just a regular man! But he's not just any man, he's Skeleton Man!</center>|cite=The Axis of Awesome's ''Skeleton Man''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Ooooooh, Skin Man. Villain in disguise. But Skeleton Man sees through his plan '''with his skeleton eyes!'''</center>|cite=The Axis of Awesome's ''Skeleton Man''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>All in all, it was all just bricks in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 3)''}}
+{{cquote|<center>But now I have a red tuba that makes you shit yourself.</center>|cite=A waiter in ''That Mitchell and Webb Look''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>But it was only fantasy. The wall was too high, as you can see. No matter how he tried, he could not break free. And the worms ate into his brain.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Hey You''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Ooh, and that's a bad miss.</center>|cite=Ted in ''That Mitchell and Webb Look''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Fuck all that, we gotta get on with these. Gotta compete with the wily Japanese. No need to worry about the Vietnamese. Got to bring the Russian bear to his knees.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Not Now John''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Great! And what shall I do after I've pissed myself? Fuck myself? Eat myself? You're such a... </center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''One of These Days''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Yes, I'm doing it already! I'm so pathetic that as soon as you ordered me to piss myself, I started the procedure. This is what you've done, you've ground down my sense of self-worth over the years, I hope you're proud! </center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Julia Dream, dreamboat queen, queen of all my dreams...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Julia Dream''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Piss yourself, stop pissing yourself, it's not that simple, the floodgates are open! You're being a real big dick about this, aren't you?</center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Emily tries, but misunderstands. She's often inclined to borrow somebody's dreams 'till tomorrow.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''See Emily Play''}}
+{{cquote|<center>People can start pollution... people can stop it.</center>|cite=''Keep America Beautiful'' campaign}}
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-{{cquote|<center>There is no other way. Let's try it another way. You'll lose your mind and play free games for May, see Emily play.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''See Emily Play''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Everything is perfect now.</center>|cite=Freezepop's ''Swimming Pool''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>How I wish, how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year. Running over the same old ground, what have we found? The same old fears wish you were here.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Wish You Were Here''}}
+{{cquote|<center>At this rate, we're doomed!!</center>|cite=Cap White in ''Elite Beat Agents''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Looking beyond the embers of bridges glowing behind us, to a glimpse of how green it was on the other side. Steps taken forward, but sleepwalking back again. Dragged by the force of some inner tide...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''High Hopes''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You bet, kid!</center>|cite=Hulk in ''Elite Beat Agents''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>So I open the door to my enemies, and I ask, "Could we wipe the slate clean?" But they tell me to please go fuck myself, you know you just can't win...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Lost For Words''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Inedible. Tastes like chicken.</center>|cite=Louie in ''Pikmin 2''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>It doesn't have to be like this. All we need to do is make sure we keep talking.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Keep Talking''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Eating this flower leads to spectacular, breathtaking indigestion.</center>|cite=Louie in ''Pikmin 2''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I want my... I want my... I want my MTV.</center>|cite=Dire Straits' ''Money For Nothing''}}
+{{cquote|<center>One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.</center>|cite=Groucho Marx in ''Animal Crackers''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>See that little fag<!---->got with the earring and the makeup? Yeah buddy, that's his own hair. That little fag<!---->got got his own jet airplane. That little fag<!---->got, he's a millionaire!</center>|cite=Dire Straits' ''Money For Nothing''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Arstotzka so great, passport not required!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.</center>|cite=Led Zeppelin's ''Stairway to Heaven''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Is drugs!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Communication breakdown, it's always the same. I'm having a nervous breakdown, drive me insane!</center>|cite=Led Zeppelin's ''Communication Breakdown''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Ok! Here we go! For Arstotzka! The greatest country!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Well show me the way to the next whiskey bar. Oh, don't ask why, oh, don't ask why.</center>|cite=The Doors' ''Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar)''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Cobrastan is not a real country.</center>|cite=The Inspector in ''Papers, Please''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Well back in jail, it was getting late. He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed! But the guards paid no attention to his cries...</center>|cite=Sublime's ''Date Rape''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Bullshit. I need to earn money today. Give bomb to me. I sell materials and give you cut.</center>|cite=Calensk in ''Papers, Please''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny. But that's the way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the key. Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind...</center>|cite=Sublime's ''Date Rape''}}
+{{cquote|<center>That little bitch. I break her in two.</center>|cite=Dari Ludum in ''Papers, Please''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>This adventure is a one-way street, so please keep your eyes on the radar screen.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Keep Your Eyes Peeled''}}
+{{cquote|<center>FOR KOLECHIA!</center>|cite=Bombers in ''Papers, Please''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>This adventure is a one-way street, keep your eyes on the radar screen.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Keep Your Eyes Peeled''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna settle this!!</center>|cite=Peat in ''100% Orange Juice!''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Keep the exits clear, I've got to get away. I've got a job to do, there's no room left for mistakes!</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Keep Your Eyes Peeled''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm accelerating.</center>|cite=Suguri in ''100% Orange Juice!''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Pack up your accents. Pack your batteries. Now go marching back to the factory. A bunch of dresses, down the mattress. Car park asphalt tastes good, actually.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''That's What She Said''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's Piyo's turn now! Syura's powers go beyond hell itself! Allow me to demonstrate!</center>|cite=Syura in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I like the message on your t-shirt. I don't know what it means, but the colours really work!</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''That's What She Said''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This calls for a good distraction...</center>|cite=Kyousuke in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I know I had something to say, but it lost its meaning and it faded away...</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''That's What She Said''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Oh please. We are both men here and that is a fact.</center>|cite=Kyousuke in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster?</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Monster''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Poppo! Poppopopo!</center>|cite=Marie Poppo in ''100% Orange Juice!''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>And you'll start to compromise, just to get to the other side.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Raoul''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Mau... this isn't what I expected...</center>|cite=Saki in ''Suguri''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It doesn't seem like you mean it. I don't believe that you believe it, and it feels like running with your eyes closed if you forget what you're supposed to be.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Raoul''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It turned out we could communicate, so it's a shame. Please die.</center>|cite=Saki in ''Suguri''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had... I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take, with people running circles, it's a really really mad world.</center>|cite=Gary Jules's ''Mad World''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's probably really painful. But, not like I can tell with my messed-up brain.</center>|cite=Nanako in ''Suguri''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You may think I'm crazy, but I don't even care! Because I can tell what's going on! It's hip to be square!</center>|cite=Huey Lewis and the News' ''Hip to be Square''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm sorry... I can't make it back... </center>|cite=Alte in ''Sora''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Goodbye, horses... I'm flying over you... Goodbye, horses... I'm flying, flying, flying over you...</center>|cite=Q Lazzarus's ''Goodbye Horses''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Oooooh? You gonna get in my way, girlie?</center>|cite=Tsih in ''Sora''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Hard times, happiest days of my life. Hard times gone by.</center>|cite=The Jetzons' ''Hard Times''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You can sail across the ocean. You can run around that hill. You can show your emotion, don't be afraid to fail...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Grand Blue''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I feel fine with the sun in my eyes, the wind in my hair, we're falling out of this sky. I'm doing better than I thought I would, but nothing's ever as good as when you're on top.</center>|cite=The Wallflowers's ''When You're On Top''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Take my hand, we drift away to place beyond the stars... I close my eyes and stay to pray, to be forever and heal my scars...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Le Train''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I remember that everyday, I get a little bit closer to you...</center>|cite=The Wallflowers's ''Closer to You''}}
+{{cquote|<center>From now until the end of day, to be with you, and be the best I ever could...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Le Train''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. I want a girl who knows what's best. I want a girl with shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes.</center>|cite=Cake's ''Short Skirt / Long Jacket''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hey, I'm not done talking yet!</center>|cite=Peat in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>With fingernails that shine like justice, and a voice that is dark, like tinted glass. She is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack. She's touring the facilities, and picking up slack.</center>|cite=Cake's ''Short Skirt / Long Jacket''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Red Barrel! I'll make you leave the guild today for sure!</center>|cite=Peat in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Doesn't matter if you're skinny, doesn't matter if you're fat, you can dress up like a sultan, in your onion head hat.</center>|cite=Cake's ''Comfort Eagle''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Well, if it isn't Marc! Still up to the same things?</center>|cite=Fernet in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Let him come into the city, let him shake his lucky penny, let him put it in his pocket, and shake it all around...</center>|cite=Live's ''The Distance''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''Have a jawbreaker!'''</center>|cite=Candyman in ''Lethal League''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Whatever I fear the most is whatever I see before me whenever I let my guard down, whatever I was ignoring.</center>|cite=Toad the Wet Sprocket's ''Whatever I Fear''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''Overclock!'''</center>|cite=Switch in ''Lethal League''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Love your baby love, sugar baby love, love her any way, love her every day... </center>|cite=The Rubettes' ''Sugar Baby Love''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hahahaha, the critical error was ''you!''</center>|cite=Switch in ''Lethal League''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Hey, sister pretty, your lips are on the city. Everybody's waiting for the honeymoon to end...</center>|cite=Hootie & The Blowfish's ''Hey Sister Pretty''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''Feel the beat!'''</center>|cite=Sonata in ''Lethal League''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm still trying to stop this thing from dying, don't forget to kiss me before you beat me up again...</center>|cite=Hootie & The Blowfish's ''Hey Sister Pretty''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Tch, not even worth my time.</center>|cite=Latch in ''Lethal League''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>And a rock feels no pain. And an island never cries.</center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''I Am A Rock''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''Let's roll!'''</center>|cite=Dice in ''Lethal League''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>So my mind was filled with wonder when the evening headlines read: "Richard Cory went home last night, and put a bullet through his head."</center>|cite=Simon and Garfunkel's ''Richard Cory''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Sliced, and diced.</center>|cite=Dice in ''Lethal League''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>They move in beauty, two hearts adrift as one... Kissing, and kissing 'til the kiss of morning sun has come...</center>|cite=Stereo Alchemy's ''Young Lovers''}}
+{{cquote|<center>The time has come for me to clear my reputation... by assaulting this young girl!</center>|cite=Schezo in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson. Jesus loves you more than you will know... </center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''Mrs. Robinson''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm trying to talk to my adorable friends, and you won't shut your lousy yap!!</center>|cite=Schezo in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>TV says doughnuts are high in fat, kazoo. Found a hobo in my room. It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life, give me my sweater back or I'll play the guitar!</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Finally! You and I are going to score together!</center>|cite=Schezo in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Found a hobo in my room, what do I do, he looks dead, bleeding red onto my bedspread, and he also appears to be missing his head?! Why am I holding this gun and axe? Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks? Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill, or will he just keep on telling me to kill?</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Rulue loves the Dark Prince, Rulue loves the Dark Prince!</center>|cite=Arle in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Take this mop, and shove it, boy, 'cause it's the only way you'll be employed!</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''Hear me roar!!'''</center>|cite=Draco in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane, I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? You're an idiot if you disagree, you gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi!</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's like I can touch you!</center>|cite=A Fluff in ''The Animation Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Dunno what my brain is for, I used to, but I don't no more. I am a consumer whore, I am a consumer whore...</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Consumer Whore''}}
+{{cquote|<center>But I'm not wearing any pants.</center>|cite=A Fluff in ''The Animation Show''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I don't even know what I'm doing here...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Quick and to the Pointless''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I am cowboy. My gums are bleeding. Lo, I am ruptured.</center>|cite="The Abstract Foreign Western" in Don Hertzfeldt's ''Genre''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Fat and soft. Pink and weak. Foot and thigh. Tongue and cheek. You know, I'm told they'll swallow you whole, skin and bone...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Mosquito Song''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Wonderful buckets of romance for two...</center>|cite="The Science Fiction Musical" in Don Hertzfeldt's ''Genre''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.</center>|cite=Peter Venkman in ''Ghostbusters''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>In the morning, laughing happy fish heads! In the evening, floating in a soup!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Well that's something you don't see every day.</center>|cite=Peter Venkman in ''Ghostbusters''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Ask a fish head anything you want to, they won't answer, they can't talk!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna be sedated. Nothing to do and nowhere to go, I wanna be sedated.</center>|cite=Ramones' ''I Wanna Be Sedated''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters! They're not good dancers, they don't play drums!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
+{{cquote|<center>There's no law, no law anymore, I wanna steal from the rich, and give to the poor...</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Howling at the Moon (Sha-La-La)''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I took a fish head out to see a movie, didn't have to pay to get it in!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I met her at the Burger King, we fell in love by the soda machine. So we took the car downtown, the kids were hanging out all around. Then we went down to Coney Island, on the coaster and around again, and no one's gonna ever tear us apart, 'cause she's my sweetheart.</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Oh Oh I Love Her So''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Roly-poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccinos at Italian restaurants with Oriental women!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hanging out on a night like this, I'm gonna give her a great big kiss. I'm gonna make her mine, and everything's gonna be real fine.</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Oh Oh I Love Her So''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Smells Like Nirvana''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hey, ho, let's go! Hey, ho, let's go!</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Blitzkreig Bop''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I love shows with or without a plot, I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot, 'cause I only have got one brain to rot! I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot!</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Couch Potato''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I don't want to have to shout it out, I don't want my hair to fall out, I don't want to be filled with doubt, I don't want to be a good boy scout, I don't want to have to learn to count, I don't want to have the biggest amount, I don't want to grow up...</center>|cite=Ramones' ''I Don't Want To Grow Up''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Oh, why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''A Complicated Song''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I don't wanna grow up! I don't wanna grow up! If growing up means being like you, then I don't want to be like you! </center>|cite=Descendents' ''I Don't Want To Grow Up''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Put down your chainsaw and listen to me, it's time for us to join in the fight! It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys, it's time to let the bedbugs bite!</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Dare to be Stupid''}}
+{{cquote|<center>We're the proud, the few, Descendents rockin' alone tonight! We're the proud, the few, Descendents pickin' our butts tonight!</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Descendents''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You can be a coffee achiever, you can sit around the house and watch ''Leave It To Beaver!'' The future's up to you, so whatcha gonna do?!<br><br>''Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!''</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Dare to be Stupid''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And it makes me wonder. And it makes me sad. And it makes me nervous. And it makes me oh so mad...</center>|cite=Descendents' ''In Love This Way''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I could've wished a thousand wishes, for this night I can't believe, that it's finally me and you, and you and me, just us, and your friend Steve.</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''Me, You, and Steve''}}
+{{cquote|<center>No more fat! No more fat! No more chicken pot pies, no more chorizo... I can't have that!<br><br>''...Fuck!''</center>|cite=Descendents' ''No Fat Burger''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It's not that I don't like your friend, but how many hours with him can you spend? It's not that I don't think he's great, but it's only you... only you... I wanna fellate...</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''Me, You, and Steve''}}
+{{cquote|<center>No more fat! No more fat! I like food, but all the food that tastes good... I can't have that!</center>|cite=Descendents' ''No Fat Burger''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Fuck me in the ass, 'cause I love Jesus, the good Lord would want it that way. Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalisation, it's just between you and me, 'cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see!</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''The Loophole''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm the one, I've been here for you all along! I'm the one, whose shoulder you've been cryin' on!</center>|cite=Descendents' ''I'm The One''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Woo-ee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly. Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore. I don't care what they say about us anyway, I don't care about that!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Buddy Holly''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Got up this morning to make some coffee, everything sucks today. Prayed someone hired a hitman to off me, everything sucks today.</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Everything Sux''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm dumb, she's a lesbian, I thought I had found the one. We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pink Triangle''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''I don't wanna smell your muff!''</center>|cite=Descendents' ''I Wanna Be A Bear''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve, let me know the truth, let me know the truth...</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pink Triangle''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Another day goes by, we can't live like this anymore, can't live without love!</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Without Love''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>God damn you half-Japanese girls. Do it to me every time...!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''El Scorcho''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You're a no-good son of a bitch, you arrogant assholes! Your pants are too tight, you fucking homos! You suck, Mr. Buttfuck, you don't belong here! Go away, you fucking gay, ''I'm not a loser!!''</center>|cite=Descendents' ''I'm Not A Loser''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I told you I would return, when the robin makes his nest, but I ain't never coming back... I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I'm sorry...</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Butterfly''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Why can't you see you torture me? You're already thinking about someone else. When he comes home, you'll be in his arms, and I'll be gone, but I know my day will come, I know someday, I'll be the only one.</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Hope''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'll look in the mirror, and I'll be tickled pink. I don't give a hoot about what you think!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pork and Beans''}}
+{{cquote|<center>But I know my day will come, I know someday, I'll be the only one.</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Hope''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom!</center>|cite=Vanilla Ice's ''Ice Ice Baby''}}
+{{cquote|<center>When you're on the streets with a needle in your arm, selling your body for another fix, who's gonna pick you up and take you home with them tonight?<br><br>Not me... not me... not me... not me... not me... not me...<br><br> ''Not me!''</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Bikeage''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>When I hold you in my arms, and I feel my finger on your trigger, I know that no one can do us no harm! Because happiness is a warm gun.</center>|cite=The Beatles' ''Happiness is a Warm Gun''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Listen up, man, I'll tell you who I am, just another stupid American! You don't wanna listen, you don't wanna understand, so finish up your drink and go home!</center>|cite=Descendents' '''Merican''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!!'''</center>|cite=Ringo Starr in ''Helter Skelter''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I think of all the things that I would do, if wishes could come true!</center>|cite=All's ''Wishing Well''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Wouldn't it be nice if we were older? Then we wouldn't have to wait so long, and wouldn't it be nice to live together, in the kind of world where we belong?</center>|cite=The Beach Boys' ''Wouldn't It Be Nice''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I want to put an end to all of them, but I don't know where to begin! 'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin!</center>|cite=All's ''World's on Heroin''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>What's the ugliest part of your body? Some say your nose, some say your toes... but I think it's your mind.</center>|cite=Frank Zappa's ''What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm the only boy who can make you see that you're the only girl in the world for me! I know I can make everything just perfect...!</center>|cite=All's ''Just Perfect''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>And all the people said, "What a shame that he's dead, but wasn't he a most peculiar man?" </center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''A Most Peculiar Man''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I can start over today, live my life a different way, can't find a way to erase bad times to make everything okay... I'll start over and live ''every single day!''</center>|cite=Pennywise's ''Every Single Day''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I, I want to go, I got to run, run to the moment and set me free... You tell me why, I hear the sound, the sound of my dream...</center>|cite=Dj Splash's ''Sound of My Dream''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Tonight, let's draw the blinds, there's nothing out there worth our time! We all need to unwind, and drown our demons in cheap wine!</center>|cite=The Drowns' ''Demons''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Come and take a trip with me, to a land where love is free, follow me into the light, everything's gonna be alright...</center>|cite=Dune's ''Can't Stop Raving''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I've been drinking, yeah, I've been drunk! I lost my shirt on a game of stud!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Whiskey Will''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Just go and take my hand, I will show you promised land, stay with me in paradise, so our future can be nice...</center>|cite=Dune's ''Can't Stop Raving''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Jack in a bottle, Jack in a cup, Jack on the rocks, or Jack straight up!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Whiskey Will''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Pika pika, body sparkles! Athena, show me that psycho sword! Pause.</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''The Psycho Ball''}}
+{{cquote|<center>If she don't kill me... '''The whiskey will!'''</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Whiskey Will''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>GOD DAMMIT. GOD DAMMIT. I'M SICK OF ALL THESE GODDAMN BANANAS.</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''Bananas''}}
+{{cquote|<center>If it's late, you need to call, Gurley wouldn't mind at all! If it's one or two AM, Gurley will still be your friend!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Gurley's Cell Phone Number''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'll grab all night if I damn well please, 'cause no girl can resist my '''Gravity Squeeze!'''</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''Gravity Squeeze''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Well don't you fret, and don't you worry, I'm sure Gurley's in no hurry!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Gurley's Cell Phone Number''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Always, I wanna be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony, harmony, oh love...</center>|cite=Erasure's ''Always''}}
+{{cquote|<center>If Grandma was a Nazi, it wouldn't make a fuck to me! Yeah, if Grandma was a Nazi, it wouldn't make a fuck to me!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Grandma Was A Nazi''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Thank you stars for giving to me the greatest gift that's still yet to be. I don't mind if fate's playing games... I'm happy all the same!</center>|cite=Lizz Robinett's ''Renai Circulation''}}
+{{cquote|<center>If Grandma was a Nazi, it wouldn't make a fuck to me!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Grandma Was A Nazi''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME DO!'''<br><br>'''GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME HUG!'''</center>|cite=Reol's ''LUVORATORRRRRY!''}}
+{{cquote|<center>If Grandma was a Nazi, it wouldn't make a fuck to me! 'Cause it's 2004, and Grandma ain't a Nazi anymore!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Grandma Was A Nazi''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I give you love, you give me energy, when I'm dancing on stage, you make me feel free! Tender devotion and desire give you every night!</center>|cite=Judy Crystal's ''Nori Nori Nori''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Some cunt sneezed on my sub today, some cunt sneezed on my sub today, I think I got pneumonia!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Some Cunt Sneezed On My Sub''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Make him handsome, make him strong, make him the kind to last the whole night long!</center>|cite=jun's ''TRUE♥LOVE''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'll the truth about a guy, he's tough and mean, but on the inside, he's really nice! And you should know that if you see him out at a show, you wanna fight? You wanna dance? He'll make you shit your fucking pants!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven.</center>|cite=Ryu☆'s ''Second Heaven''}}
+{{cquote|<center>He's been convicted! A three-time felon! Believe in Packer!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven. All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven.</center>|cite=Ryu☆'s ''Second Heaven''}}
+{{cquote|<center>He'd sell your grandma a bag of coke, an Army veteran, and buddy, that's no joke! He's got a bike, he'd slap a dyke, some kind of hero, some kinda thug! You want a haircut? Try this instead: He'll punch the hair right off your head!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''''SOMEBODY SCREAM!!'''''</center>|cite=Ryu☆'s ''Second Heaven''}}
+{{cquote|<center>But he's a friend, and that's a fact, believe in Packer!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>World of silence, creepin' slightless time,<br><br>port of sadness, sleepin' flightless mind,<br><br>world of silence, blinkin' farthest light,<br><br>road of brightness, I will get there,<br><br>and shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin'...</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Shinin'''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Don't need no other Packers, 'cause we believe in Packer!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Oh, I push my way through the crowd, now hear the sound of the ground. Oh, I push my way through the crowd, just start at dawn from the clouds.</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Shinin'''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Can't own a gun! He's got a knife! He's the barber with four eyes! We'd follow him until the end! He's Ryan Packer!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>If you want to light my heart, use a candle, not your Bic.</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Blaze It Up'''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Thank you for letting us use your truck!<br><br>...Ya fuck, ya.</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I'll hold on, 'cause it's you I love so dearly. When the rain, the storm, and all is done, caress me with your sweet lullaby...</center>|cite=Mitsunori Ikeda's ''Fallen Angel''}}
+{{cquote|<center>When the room's spinnin', spinnin' around... I'll suck another one down.</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Swillies Lament (Liquor)''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>So close your eyes and make a wish, today's the day that I am fighting you. It's my turn to be a champion.</center>|cite=TCY Force's ''Champion''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Punk rock's not dead, punk rock is heating up the place! Punk rock's not dead, how 'bout this punk rock in your face?!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Punk Rock's Not Dead''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>So shut your lies, and count to three, I'll take you down and you'll be smithereens. It's my chance to be a champion.</center>|cite=TCY Force's ''Champion''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Johnny woke up this morning, he felt kinda weird! His nuts swelled overnight! He went to scratch his dicky beard, and he had balls the size of cantaloupes!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Cantaloupes''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Can I take another step? I've done everything I can, all the people that I see, I will never understand. If I find a way to change, if I step into the light, then I'll never be the same, and it all will fade to white...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'Loupes! He's got 'loupes! He's got balls the size of cantaloupes!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Cantaloupes''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Can you tell me who you are? Can you tell me where I am? I've forgotten how to see, I've forgotten if I can. If I opened up my eyes, there'd be no more going back, 'cause I'd throw it all all away, and it all would fade to black...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I wanna join the NRA, no retards allowed! We're semi-automatic psychopathic fucks, we're armed, and we're proud!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Join the NRA''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>How come I must know where obsession needs to go? How come I must know where the passion hides its feelings?</center>|cite= See-Saw's ''Obsession''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Don't give me a reason to take your life, please, whatever you do! Shoot your family, and shoot your wife, and it's hunting season on you!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Join the NRA''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Do you see Banana Man hopping over the white-hot sand? Here he come with some for me, freshly taken from banana tree.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I wanna be a member of the NRA, no rejects at all! If my piece runs out of lead, I'll kick you in the balls!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Join the NRA''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Do you want a banana? Peel it down, and go, mmm mmm mmm mmm. Do you want a banana? Dis banana for you.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Well I know I miss more than hit, with a face that was launched to sink, and I seldom feel the bright relief. It's been the worst day since yesterday.</center>|cite=Flogging Molly's ''The Worst Day Since Yesterday''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Tomorrow morning, on the plane, no banana make you go insane. Floating back to busy town, no banana make you wanna frown.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
+{{cquote|<center>If there's one thing I have said, it's that the dreams I once had now lay in bed. As the four winds blow my wits through the door, it's been the worst day since yesterday.</center>|cite=Flogging Molly's ''The Worst Day Since Yesterday''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Marvin walked into a helpless land, and wondered lightly, am I happy? Is this happy?</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Taken For A Ride''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Must it take a life for hateful eyes to glisten once again?! 'Cause we found ourselves in the same old mess, singing drunken lullabies!</center>|cite=Flogging Molly's ''Drunken Lullabies''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Marvin's Marvellous Mechanical Museum. Known from coast to coast, like butter and toast.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Welcome to Tally Hall''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This drowning sorrow is shaking me more than it ever has before, the road signs reading "bitter end" leave me suspect of a crime.</center>|cite=Student Rick's ''Falling For You''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You told me to buy a pony, but all I wanted was you...</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Hidden in the Sand''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Are you going to be waiting when I get home? We'll stay up all night, getting drunk and watching sunsets on our porch.</center>|cite=Student Rick's ''Falling For You''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I'm telling you, it's not a trick, pay attention, don't be thick, or you're liable to get licked.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm dying to explain my heart to you now. There's so much on my mind, it's tearing me apart.</center>|cite=Student Rick's ''Falling For You''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You're gonna see the reason why when they're spittin' in your eye, they'll be spittin' in your eye.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm dying to explain my heart to you now. I'm dying to explain my heart to you now. There's so much on my mind, it's tearing me apart. There's so much on my mind, it's tearing me apart.</center>|cite=Student Rick's ''Falling For You''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst, when you meet another nurse, she'll be drivin' in a hearse.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Yesterday has gone away now. When we used to play has gone away now.</center>|cite=Student Rick's ''Yesterday''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You're gonna need a heap of glue when they all catch up with you, and they cut you up in two.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hey, there's ego in my way. Lucky for me, I've got the patience of a saint. Ready, steady, these days are high and heady, there's so much more left to say, but there's ego in my way.</center>|cite=The High-Speed Scene's ''The Iroc-Z Song''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Everything you know is wrong, just forget the words and sing along. All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Everything You Know Is Wrong"}}
+{{cquote|<center>At 10 past 9, a feeling that's hard to define, I pass you by, and wonder what you have to hide...</center>|cite=Wintergreen's ''When I Wake Up''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>We all said, when I get older, I will be stronger, they'll call me freedom, just like a wavin' flag. And then it goes back, and then it goes back, and then it goes back, and then it goes...</center>|cite=K'naan's ''Wavin' Flag''}}
+{{cquote|<center>At 10 'till 1, and I've lost track of everyone. My friends are gone, there's no one here to rely on...</center>|cite=Wintergreen's ''When I Wake Up''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?<br><br>''Shaft!''</center>|cite=Isaac Hayes's ''Theme From Shaft''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And when I wake up, you're wearing makeup, you are leaving everything that we had behind. It doesn't make sense, but it makes no difference, the way you looked at me made it feel alright...</center>|cite=Wintergreen's ''When I Wake Up''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I possess a gaping chasm that swallows all matter. A pit of gravity that grows fatter...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Fill My Black Hole''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Ladies and gentlemen... <br><br>''Welcome to the disclaimer!'' <br><br>That's right, the disclaimer! This American apple pie institution known as "Parental Discretion" will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm from the lyrics that might actually make you think, and will also insult your intelligence at the same time! <br><br>''So protect your family!'' <br><br>This album contains explicit depictions of things which are ''real!'' These ''real'' things are commonly known as ''life!'' So if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously! If it sounds dangerous, do ''not'' try this at home, or at all! And if it offends you, ''just don't listen to it!''</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''Disclaimer''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>A singularity straight into my soul... oh baby baby, fill my black hole...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Fill My Black Hole''}}
+{{cquote|<center>So if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously! If it sounds dangerous, do ''not'' try this at home, or at all! And if it offends you, ''just don't listen to it!''</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''Disclaimer''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>It's not just any mammal... it's a space walrus!</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Space Walrus''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Operation is in sight, and the field is open wide, when you break it, then you know you're still alive! If the cops don't make you pay, and you make your getaway, then you know that's one fine day!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''One Fine Day''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Such is my love for you, that I lay a puppy on your pillow. ''And then I sprinkle it with chocolate...!''</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Passion of the Manwhore''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I believe it's my God-given right to destroy everything in my sight, 'cause it never gets dull, it never gets old, the only thing it gets is more bold! Drinkin', fightin', going to the game, in our world, it's a way to stay sane! If you're asking me to have it my way, I'd say, that's one fine day!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''One Fine Day''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Ducks float buoyantly on a pond of my desire... reflected in a labyrinth of my pain...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Passion of the Manwhore''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I believe it's my God-given right to destroy everything in my sight, 'cause it never gets dull, it never gets old, the only thing it gets is more bold!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''One Fine Day''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Nothing aggravates a delicate situation much more than a massive detonation.</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''The Great Chimp Heist''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Drinkin', fightin', going to the game, in our world, it's a way to stay sane! If you're asking me to have it my way, I'd say, that's one fine day!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''One Fine Day''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Bah, Plan B is weak as piss! Who the hell put you up to this?!</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''The Great Chimp Heist''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Now dance, fucker, dance, man, he never had a chance!And no one even knew it was really only you! And you steal away, take him out today! Nice work you did, you're gonna go far, kid!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''You're Gonna Go Far, Kid''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks'!</center>|cite=They Might Be Giants' ''Istanbul (Not Constantinople)''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Day after day, your home life's a wreck, the powers that be just breathe down your neck! You get no respect, you get no relief, you gotta speak up, and yell out your piece!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''All I Want''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom for me and you. And I think to myself... what a wonderful world.</center>|cite=Louis Armstrong's ''What a Wonderful World''}}
+{{cquote|<center>When we were young, the future was so bright, the old neighbourhood was so alive. And every kid on the whole damn street was gonna make it big and not be beat...!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''The Kids Aren't Alright''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll meet again, some sunny day.</center>|cite=Vera Lynn's ''We'll Meet Again''}}
+{{cquote|<center>She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump, she's in my head! She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump, she might be dead!</center>|cite=The Presidents of the United States of America's ''Lump''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Generally speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go when things have gotten about as bad as they can reasonably get. </center>|cite=The Player in Tom Stoppard's ''Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead''}}
+{{cquote|<center>God save the Queen, the fascist regime! They made you a moron, a potential H-bomb!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''God Save the Queen''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>What does a brother have to do to pacify a bitch?! I'm telling you G, I've tried everything! God be my witness! I have shown respect, charm, under-fucking-standing! But that is the last fucking straw!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Don't be told what you want! Don't be told what you need! There's no future, no future, no future for you!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''God Save the Queen''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna rip yo motherfucking balls off!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Bloody screaming fucking bloody mess! Not an animal, '''IT'S AN ABORTION!!'''</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Don't diss my wheels, she's my pride and joy!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Fuck this, and fuck that! Fuck it all and fuck a fucking brat!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Wassup, motherfucker?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Throbbing squirm, gurgling bloody mess! I'm not a discharge! I'm not a loss in protein! I'm not a throbbing squirm!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Procedure can kiss my ass!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>There ain't no moonlight after midnight, I see you stupid people out looking for delight! Well I'm so happy, I'm feeling so fine, I'm watching all the rubbish, you're wasting my time!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''No Feelings''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I figured we'd kill every motherfucker who stands in our way.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>There ain't no moonlight after midnight, I see you stupid people out looking for delight! Well I'm so happy, I'm feeling so fine, I'm watching all the rubbish, you're wasting my time! I look around your house, you got nothing to steal! I kick you in the brains when you get down to kneel, and pray! You pray to your God!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''No Feelings''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Fuck that, Colombo! Shoot to maim!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I am an anti-Christ. I am an anarchist. Don't know what I want, but I know how to get it.</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Anarchy in the UK''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Just shoot! Shit!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Nazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks...<br><br>'''''FUCK OFF!!'''''</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Nazi Punks Fuck Off''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Damn right, this is bad! Have you seen the prices?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Tonight's the night that we drive the truck! We're going downtown to beat up drunks! Your turn to drive, I'll bring the beer! It's the late, late shift, no one to fear!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Police Truck''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Frankly, Casanova, I'd be more worried about reading the last 24 hours as a damning fucking indictment of contemporary feminism.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Pull down your dress, here's a kick in the ass! Let's beat you blue, 'till you shit in your pants! Don't move, child, got a big black stick! There's six of us, babe, ''so suck on my dick!''</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Police Truck''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I just think two dick-wielding cop clichés taking down a hundred-foot birthing mother is a statement fairly limited in its interpretations.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>The left newspapers might whine a bit, but the guys at the station, they don't give a shit! Dispatch calls, are you doing something wicked? No, siree, Jack, we're just givin' tickets!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Police Truck''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>They met as adversaries. They fought as allies. But to their enemies... they were righteous motherfuckers!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Efficiency and progress is ours once more, now that we have the neutron bomb. It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done.</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Kill The Poor''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>''House of the Dead Overkill''. It's not just good... It's fucking delicious! Critics said, it's fucking good. Others critics said, it's ''motherfucking'' good!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>So I kill children! I love to see them die! I kill children! And make their mamas cry!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''I Kill Children''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Isaac Washington. Make him mad, and he'll rip your balls off!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's a holiday in Cambodia, it's tough, kid, but it's life! It's a holiday in Cambodia, don't forget to pack a wife!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Holiday in Cambodia''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Type anything, as long as you... '''Type like a Motherfucker'''</center>|cite=Final Exam instructions in ''Typing of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Step right up, folks, anarchy for sale! T-shirts only ten dollars, badges only $3.50! I nicked the design, never asked the band, I never listen to them either!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Anarchy for Sale''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>No means no, and stop snivelling, you little shit! By the way, I'm not your daddy. I just kinda... fuck your mom.</center>|cite=One Night in Bayou from ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>The inside fold-out to this record cover is a work of art by H.R. Giger that some people may find shocking, repulsive or offensive. Life can sometimes be that way.</center>|cite=Jello Biafra}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I want to return to the womb!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Sleeping in my car, I will undress you, sleeping in my car, I will caress you, staying in the back seat of my car, making love, oh...</center>|cite=Roxette's ''Sleeping In My Car''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I can't go on in a world without my mommy!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not quote me happy.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>G? What the fuck does that even mean?!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not go to the same club or bar, week in, week out, just because you once saw a girl there that you fancied that you're never going to fucking talk to!</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>And Isaac Jr. had a problem with my name?! You gonna tell me what the fuck the G stands for?!</center>|cite=Varla Guns in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I was named after my daddy! And that shit is biblical!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not put musicians or recording artists on ridiculous pedestals, now matter how great they are or were.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Clement more than likely fucked his mother, and not once, not ''once'', did you call him "motherfucker", when indeed he was, most probably, a real motherfucker! So, what does that tell you?</center>|cite=Agent G in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>The Beatles? Just a band. Led Zeppelin? Just a band. The Beach Boys? Just a band. The Sex Pistols? Just a band. The Clash? Just a band. Crass? Just a band. Minor Threat? Just a band. The Cure? Were just a band. The Smiths? Just a band. Nirvana? Just a band. The Pixies? Just a band. Oasis? Just a band.  Radiohead? Just a band. Bloc Party? Just a band. The Arctic Monkeys? Just a band. The next big thing? Just a band!</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Shit, man! That ain't right!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches, and bling were never part of the Four Elements, and never will be.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>And thou shalt always... thou shalt ''always'' kill.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Shit! The G stand for genocide, motherfucker?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Drifting away like a feather in air, letting my words take me away from the hurt and despair. So I'm keeping it vertical forever elevator, riding an escalator to a something that is greater.</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Feather''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I just wanted the fucking soup!</center>|cite=A civilian in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And I've seen a sparrow get high, wasting time in the sky. He think it's easy to fly, he's just a little bit freer than I...</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Ordinary Joe''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>She's got small tits! Don't use the one with small tits, Clement. I forbid it.</center>|cite=Clement Darling's mother in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Now I'd be the last to deny that I'm just an average guy. Each little bird in the sky is just a little bit freer than I...</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Ordinary Joe''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>May 19, 1998<br><br>Fever gone but itchy. Today hungry and eat doggie food.<br><br><br>May 21 1998<br><br>Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so killed him. Tasty.<br><br><br>4 / /<br><br>Itchy. Tasty.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Is the glass half full or half empty? It's based on your perspective, quite simply. We're the same and we're not, know what I'm saying? Listen, so I ain't better than you, I just think different.</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Think Different''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so killed him. Tasty.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And I will remember your name and face on the day you are judged by the funhouse cast, and I will rejoice in your fall from grace, with a cane to the sky like, "None shall pass."</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''None Shall Pass''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>4 / / Itchy. Tasty.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And it's a beautiful thing to my people who keep an impressive wingspan even when the cubicles shrink. You gotta pull up the intruder by the root of the weed, NY chew through the machine.</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''None Shall Pass''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>That was a close one. A second late, and you would've fit nicely in a sandwich!</center>|cite=Barry Burton in ''Resident Evil''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Who put the monkey wrench in well-oiled perfectionist emblem, just to watch these monitors spit white noise through your office space?</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''Labor''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!</center>|cite=Barry Burton in ''Resident Evil''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Shapes falling out of the fringe, all heart, though we would've made cowardly kings. They will chop you down, just to count your rings, just to count your rings, just to count your rings...</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''Rings''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.</center>|cite=Barry Burton in ''Resident Evil''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You can dream a little dream, or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, 'cause dreamers always chase, but never get it.</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''No Regrets''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?</center>|cite=SHODAN in ''System Shock''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Look, I've never had a dream in my life, because a dream is what you want to do, but still haven't pursued. I knew what I wanted, and did it 'till it was done, so I've been the dream that I wanted to be since day one.</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''No Regrets''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Are you afraid? What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existence? When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence.</center>|cite=SHODAN in ''System Shock 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Fifteen years, taking prescriptions, now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten?"</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''Kirby''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>'''''I AM SHODAN'''''</center>|cite=SHODAN in ''System Shock 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>My little brother is a funny dude. A lot of funny shit happened to him. My other brother, pretty funny, too. Ain't seen him in a minute, though...</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''Blood Sandwich''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>What's clear is that SHODAN shouldn't  be allowed to play God. She's far too good at it.</center>|cite=Prefontaine in ''System Shock 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I love it when you call me Big Poppa, throw your hands in the air if you's a true player.</center>|cite=The Notorious B.I.G.'s ''Big Poppa''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>What's wrong? Did I hurt your whore feelings?</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, when I was dead broke, man, I couldn't picture this.</center>|cite=The Notorious B.I.G.'s ''Juicy''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>If I don't get some food right now, I'm gonna punch somebody in the dick.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up.</center>|cite=2Pac's ''Hit 'Em Up''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>If I don't get some food right now, I'm gonna punch somebody in the cu<!---->nt.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
+{{cquote|<center>All you motherfuckers, ''fuck you too''. All of y'all motherfuckers, ''fuck you'', die slow, motherfucker.</center>|cite=2Pac's ''Hit 'Em Up''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>So what? Am I supposed to blow you now? Get real.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This is another public service announcement, brought to you in part by Slim Shady! Slim Shady does not give a ''fuck'' what you think! If you don't like it, you can suck his fucking cock! Little did you know, upon purchasing this album, you have just kissed his ass! Slim Shady is fed up with your shit, and he's going to kill you! <br><br>Anything else?<br><br><br>Yeah. ''Sue me.''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Public Service Announcement 2000''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>What's my hobby? Um... does watching porn count?</center>|cite=Kyu Sugardust in ''HuniePop''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin', I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom. I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em, there probably was a problem at the post office or something. Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em, but anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man?</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Thanks for the sex, homie!</center>|cite=Kyu Sugardust in ''HuniePop''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance, I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans. </center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>What's shakin', bacon?</center>|cite=Tiffany Maye in ''HuniePop''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Dear Mr. "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", this will be the last package I ''ever'' send your ass! It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it?! I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect! </center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>This is my taunt! Haha, get it?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I love you Slim, we could've been together, think about it! You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it! And when you dream, ''I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it! '''I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me!''''' </center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Taunt button!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now! Oh shit... I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out...?!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>'''I am shooting you!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
+{{cquote|<center>But what's this shit, you said you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got issues, Stan, I think you need some counselling to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some. And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other. </center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>'''GET SOME! GET SOME!''' ...Seriously, come get some.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other. </center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Hehehe... he said "assbub"!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I just don't want you to do some crazy shit, I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick. Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge, and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid. And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to. Come to think about, his name was... it was you... damn...</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>...Ouch! Dipshit...</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
+{{cquote|<center>When I was just a little baby boy, my momma used to tell me these crazy things. She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man, she used to tell me he hated me.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kill You''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Eh, I was getting bored anyway.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Oops, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore, snorting coke, and we gave him the ''Rolling Stone'' cover?</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kill You''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Don't. Do that. ''Again''.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I said, you don't wanna fuck with Shady, 'cause Shady will fucking kill you.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kill You''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Okay, let's not get too worked up!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
+{{cquote|<center>So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit! 'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Under the Influence''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Okay, just take it easy, pal!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl, I never meant to bring you into my world. Now you're sitting in the corner crying, and now it's my fault...</center>|cite=Eminem's ''My Fault''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Now that's hilarious! ...Ha ha, that's great!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady, all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating, so won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Heh heh heh, a kid like you could get hurt playing out here!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And there's a million of us just like me, who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me, and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Oh, you've got to be kidding me!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
+{{cquote|<center>The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all, and I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all! I just get on the mic, and spit it!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Hey, smile!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking, he could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings! Or in the parking lot, screaming, "''I don't give a fuck!''" with his windows down and his system up! </center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Say cheese!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hey kids! Do you like violence? Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Try acid and get fucked up worse than my life is?</center>|cite=Eminem's ''My Name Is''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>It's time to rock! ...Dead rising!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''My Name Is''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You take care now, buddy!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
+{{cquote|<center>So long, bitch, you did me so wrong. I don't wanna go on, living in this world without you.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kim''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Don't worry... We'll help you forget!</center>|cite=Saturos in ''Golden Sun''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''Now bleed, bitch, bleed!''<br><br>'''''Bleed, bitch, bleed!!'''''<br><br><br>'''''BLEED!!'''''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kim''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Your hands... so warm... People have such warm hands... I had forgotten...</center>|cite=Karst in ''Golden Sun - The Lost Age''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You better lose yourself in the music, the moment, you own it, you better never let it go. You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow this opportunity comes once in a lifetime.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Lose Yourself''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS<br><br>ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?</center>|cite=Opening text of ''Bad Dudes''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna knock you out!<br><br> ''Mama said knock you out!''</center>|cite=LL Cool J's ''Mama Said Knock You Out''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.</center>|cite=Opening text of ''Bad Street Brawler''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Your mom busted in and said, "'''What's that noise?!'''"<br><br>Aw, mom, you're just jealous, it's the '''''Beastie Boys!'''''</center>|cite=Beastie Boys' ''Fight For Your Right''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>But in his eagerness to prove that he is in control of the story, and no one gets to tell him what to do, Stanley leapt from the platform and plunged to his death. <br><br>Good job, Stanley. Everyone thinks you are ''very'' powerful. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I like the way they walk! And it's chill to hear them talk! And I can always make them smile, from White Castle to the Nile!</center>|cite=Beastie Boys' ''Girls''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Stanley was so bad at following directions, it was incredible he wasn't fired years ago. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Look at me, look at me, driving and I won't stop. And it feels so good to be alive and on top. My reach is global, my tower secure, my cause is noble, my power is pure.</center>|cite=Flobots' ''Handlebars''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Stanley, this fern will be very important later in the story. Make sure you study it closely and remember it carefully. You won't want to miss anything. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I can hand out a million vaccinations, or let 'em all die in exasperation, have 'em all healed of their lacerations, have 'em all killed by assassinations. I can make anybody go to prison, just because I don't like 'em, and I can do anything with no permission, I have it all under my command.</center>|cite=Flobots' ''Handlebars''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Ew...what happened to your face? </center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
+{{cquote|<center>As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life, and realise there's nothing left. 'Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long that even my momma thinks that my mind is gone.</center>|cite=Coolio's ''Gangsta's Paradise''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Turn your head and cough.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Tell me why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me?</center>|cite=Coolio's ''Gangsta Paradise''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>If you're going to die, do it outside.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
+{{cquote|<center>We are going on a summer holiday, if you want go, yo, Sven. We're going to London and New York City, and we take a little piece of Amsterdam.</center>|cite=MC Miker & DJ Sven's ''Holiday Rap''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I managed to sew your face back on. Be more careful next time.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Water, fire, air, and dirt. Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?! And I don't wanna talk to a scientist, y'all motherfuckers lying, and gettin' me pissed!</center>|cite=Insane Clown Posse's ''Miracles''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I don't give happy endings. </center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
+{{cquote|<center>When a problem comes along, you must whip it! Before the cream sits out too long, you must whip it! When something's going wrong, you must whip it!</center>|cite=DEVO's ''Whip It''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>They say there is a person who will tell you how to survive this land...oh wait, that's me.</center>|cite=The Guide in ''Terraria''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Now whip it! Into shape! Shape it up! Get straight! Go forward! Move ahead! Try to detect it! It's not too late! To whip it! Whip it good!</center>|cite=DEVO's ''Whip It''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>You should stay indoors at night. It is very dangerous to be wandering around in the dark.</center>|cite=The Guide in ''Terraria''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Are we not men?!<br><br>''We are DEVO!''</center>|cite=DEVO's ''Jocko Homo''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I know the difference between turquoise and blue-green. But I won't tell you. </center>|cite=The Painter in ''Terraria''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture. It's been a bad day, please...</center>|cite=R.E.M's ''Bad Day''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>We have to talk. It's... it's about parties. </center>|cite=The Party Girl in ''Terraria''}}
+{{cquote|<center>That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane, Lenny Bruce is not afraid.</center>|cite=R.E.M's ''It's The End of the World As We Know It''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>My REAL father would've given me a big hug and called me his little pega-pony princess!</center>|cite=Cynthia in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I wonder how, I wonder why, yesterday you told me about the blue blue sky. And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree...</center>|cite=Fool's Garden's ''Lemon Tree''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Yay! Excessive spending!</center>|cite=Henry in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
+{{cquote|<center>We're gonna drive into the sea, to see what's underwater. You got a seat right next to me, it's got to be here somewhere...</center>|cite=Light Light's ''Kilo''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>This sure beats gold! Wait, no, it doesn't.</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Money, it's a hit, but don't give me that do-goody-good bullshit. I'm in the high-fidelity first-class travelling set, and I think I need a Lear jet.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Money''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Violence is on sale today!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Money, it's a crime. Share it fairly, but don't take a slice of my pie.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Money''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Careful, love. Prices aren't the only thing I can cut in half!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Money, so they say, is the root of all evil today. But if you ask for a rise, it's no surprise that they're giving none away.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Money''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I make deep cuts!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ears, you shout and no one seems to hear. And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Brain Damage''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Unhand me! I am no one's prisoner!</center>|cite=Erik in ''Fire Emblem''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Eclipse''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You are about to die. Scream if you must.</center>|cite=Damien in ''Fire Emblem''}}
+{{cquote|<center>The black and green scarecrow is sadder than me, but now he's resigned to his fate, 'cause life's not unkind, he doesn't mind.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Scarecrow''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Aaahh! You're no perfect being! You're a monster in human form! No mercy! No forgiveness!</center>|cite=Nino in ''Fire Emblem''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs? Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue sky?</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Goodbye Blue Sky''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Linus... I'll... see you again... I'm sure you're angry, but... Please be my friend... again...</center>|cite=Nino in ''Fire Emblem''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody... out there...?</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Is There Anybody Out There?''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>What happened to Dorcas?</center>|cite=[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM-s5C0dnZs American ''Fire Emblem'' commercial]}}
+{{cquote|<center>''Are there any queers in the theatre tonight?!''<br><br>'''''GET THEM UP AGAINST THE WALL!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>That sad face does not suit you... Please. Be right as you always are... If you don't... I will not be able to hold back the tears... So please, smile... Smile for me... like you always do. </center>|cite=Priscilla in ''Fire Emblem''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me!''<br><br>'''''GET HIM UP AGAINST THE WALL!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Not that I'm correcting you, but I am only in my thirties. I would think "ill-hearted gentleman" more appropriate.</center>|cite=Oswin in ''Fire Emblem''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''That one looks Jewish! And that one's a coon!''<br><br>'''''WHO LET ALL OF THIS RIFF-RAFF INTO THE ROOM?!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>She's not bad looking... If only she would just... shut... up...</center>|cite=Matthew in ''Fire Emblem''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''There's one smoking a joint! And another with spots! If I had my way...<br><br> '''I'D HAVE ALL OF YOU SHOT!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You there, in the bushes. You have until the count of five to show yourself before I start throwing sharp objects. One... two... four...</center>|cite=Volke in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I wanna go home, take off this uniform, and leave the show. And I'm waiting in this cell because I have to know, have I been guilty all this time?</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Stop''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I can fight... I'm... very angry... The food here... It was terrible, and... they gave us hardly any... I... will have vengeance. </center>|cite=Ilyana in ''Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fears, I sentence you to be exposed before your peers!<br><br> '''''TEAR DOWN THE WALL!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Trial''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I'm so happy! Oh, thank you so much... Um... er... Ike? No, wait! Um... Bill? Lance? Sword guy? </center>|cite=Ilyana in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Go on, Judge! ''Shit on 'im!''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Trial''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>...We are such stuff<br>As dreams are made on, and our little life<br>Is rounded with a sleep.</center>|cite=William Shakespeare's ''The Tempest''}}
+{{cquote|<center>All in all, it's just another brick in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 1)''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods. They kill us for their sport.</center>|cite=William Shakespeare's ''King Lear''}}
+{{cquote|<center>All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>I am that  merry wanderer of the night.</center>|cite=William Shakespeare's ''A Midsummer Night's Dream''}}
+{{cquote|<center>All in all, it was all just bricks in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 3)''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>A good compromise leaves everybody mad.</center>|cite=Calvin in ''Calvin & Hobbes''}}
+{{cquote|<center>But it was only fantasy. The wall was too high, as you can see. No matter how he tried, he could not break free. And the worms ate into his brain.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Hey You''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You won't get laid with that kind of attitude, Anubis!</center>|cite=Ellen in ''I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all. Together we stand, divided we fall. </center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Hey You''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Just hold still and I'll make it quick!</center>|cite=Sapphire in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Fuck all that, we gotta get on with these. Gotta compete with the wily Japanese. No need to worry about the Vietnamese. Got to bring the Russian bear to his knees.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Not Now John''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>No more tears, please! It's a waste of good suffering!</center>|cite=Mr. Crow in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''''OI, WHERE'S THE FUCKING BAR, JOHN?!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Not Now John''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I will swallow your soul!</center>|cite=Harlequin in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
+{{cquote|<center>One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''One of These Days''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''You got boost power!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Julia Dream, dreamboat queen, queen of all my dreams...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Julia Dream''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''Whoa, you're way up front!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Emily tries, but misunderstands. She's often inclined to borrow somebody's dreams 'till tomorrow.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''See Emily Play''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''Watch your back!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
+{{cquote|<center>There is no other way. Let's try it another way. You'll lose your mind and play free games for May, see Emily play.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''See Emily Play''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''Finish!''' ...Alright, first place!</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
+{{cquote|<center>The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think! Oh, by the way... which one is Pink?</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Have a Cigar''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Don't worry, Yuki... I will protect you.</center>|cite=Yuno Gasai in ''Mirai Nikki''}}
+{{cquote|<center>How I wish, how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year. Running over the same old ground, what have we found? The same old fears wish you were here.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Wish You Were Here''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I ask of you. Are you my master?</center>|cite=Saber in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Looking beyond the embers of bridges glowing behind us, to a glimpse of how green it was on the other side. Steps taken forward, but sleepwalking back again. Dragged by the force of some inner tide...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''High Hopes''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>People die if they are killed. That's the way it should be.</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
+{{cquote|<center>So I open the door to my enemies, and I ask, "Could we wipe the slate clean?" But they tell me to please go fuck myself, you know you just can't win...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Lost For Words''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It doesn't have to be like this. All we need to do is make sure we keep talking.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Keep Talking''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>''I am the bone of my sword.''</center>|cite=Archer in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I want my... I want my... I want my MTV.</center>|cite=Dire Straits' ''Money For Nothing''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Trace, on!</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
+{{cquote|<center>See that little faggot with the earring and the makeup? Yeah buddy, that's his own hair. That little faggot got his own jet airplane. That little faggot, he's a millionaire!</center>|cite=Dire Straits' ''Money For Nothing''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I don't like pain. That's why I thought it would be better to become a doll. And gradually, my body stopped generating a pulse. Blood vessels turned into tubes one by one. Blood vanished like vapour. My heart, everything, just crafted parts. If I did that, there would be no more pain.</center>|cite=Kohaku in ''Tsukihime''}}
+{{cquote|<center>There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.</center>|cite=Led Zeppelin's ''Stairway to Heaven''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I won't tell you to become a saint. You should just become an adult who is able to do what you believe is right.</center>|cite=Aoko Aozaki in ''Tsukihime''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Communication breakdown, it's always the same. I'm having a nervous breakdown, drive me insane!</center>|cite=Led Zeppelin's ''Communication Breakdown''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>...You are the only one who can make me truly happy. I want to always be near your side, always be near your sunshine. </center>|cite=Hisui in ''Tsukihime''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Well show me the way to the next whiskey bar. Oh, don't ask why, oh, don't ask why.</center>|cite=The Doors' ''Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar)''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>This chair is an eyesore. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair!</center>|cite=Shiki Tohno in ''Tsukihime''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Well back in jail, it was getting late. He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed! But the guards paid no attention to his cries...</center>|cite=Sublime's ''Date Rape''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm not an unfathomable sense of dread. You can't just ignore me, you know?</center>|cite=Anna Graem in ''VA-11 HALL-A''}}
+{{cquote|<center>The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny. But that's the way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the key. Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind...</center>|cite=Sublime's ''Date Rape''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm also really gay and I like girls a lot. </center>|cite=Anna Graem in ''VA-11 HALL-A''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This adventure is a one-way street, so please keep your eyes on the radar screen.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Keep Your Eyes Peeled''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>BRING ME THAT BASTARD! I'LL GIVE HIM THE FIST OF JUSTICE! I'LL MAKE HIM EAT THE KANTO EARTHQUAKE! I'LL BORROW HIS CAP!</center>|cite=Dana Zane in ''VA-11 HALL-A''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This adventure is a one-way street, keep your eyes on the radar screen.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Keep Your Eyes Peeled''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I don't get this either. Pretty sure I died.</center>|cite=Kyoko Kirigiri in ''Danganronpa 3''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Keep the exits clear, I've got to get away. I've got a job to do, there's no room left for mistakes!</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Keep Your Eyes Peeled''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>''Let's give it everything we've got! '''IT'S... PUNISHMENT TIME!'''''</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Pack up your accents. Pack up your batteries. Now go marching back to the factory. A bunch of dresses, down the mattress. Car park asphalt tastes good, actually.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''That's What She Said''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Now then, I've prepared a very special punishment!</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I like the message on your t-shirt. I don't know what it means, but the colours really work!</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''That's What She Said''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I bet you guys '''[REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]''' all over her, didn't you!?</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I know I had something to say, but it lost its meaning and it faded away...</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''That's What She Said''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>No, I am not... effing with you right now.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
+{{cquote|<center>What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster?</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Monster''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm fishing. What does it look like I'm doing?</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And you'll start to compromise, just to get to the other side.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Raoul''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It's like super super super super super despair. No, more than that... Super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super despair.</center>|cite=Junko Enoshima in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It doesn't seem like you mean it. I don't believe that you believe it, and it feels like running with your eyes closed if you forget what you're supposed to be.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Raoul''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Yoohoo! Big sis! You look nothing like me and are stupid and ugly as usual!</center>|cite=Junko Enoshima in ''Danganronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had... I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take, with people running circles, it's a really really mad world.</center>|cite=Gary Jules's ''Mad World''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Rejoice, commoners, for today, I show you just how much far above you I am.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You may think I'm crazy, but I don't even care! Because I can tell what's going on! It's hip to be square!</center>|cite=Huey Lewis and the News' ''Hip to be Square''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm surprised. It seems there's some semblance of a brain knocking around inside that skull of yours after all.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Goodbye, horses... I'm flying over you... Goodbye, horses... I'm flying, flying, flying over you...</center>|cite=Q Lazzarus's ''Goodbye Horses''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm sorry, but I give up! Quit without saving!</center>|cite=Hifumi Yamada in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hard times, happiest days of my life. Hard times gone by.</center>|cite=The Jetzons' ''Hard Times''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''You're''' the one who's acting suspicious!</center>|cite=Yasuhiro Hagakure in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I feel fine with the sun in my eyes, the wind in my hair, we're falling out of this sky. I'm doing better than I thought I would, but nothing's ever as good as when you're on top.</center>|cite=The Wallflowers' ''When You're On Top''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I hope you all win the l-lottery and get hit by a b-bus... </center>|cite=Toko Fukawa in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
+{{cquote|<center>How long an hour can take when you're staring into open space. When I feel I'm slipping further away, I remember that everyday, I get a little bit closer to you...</center>|cite=The Wallflowers' ''Closer to You''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It's not geniuses that change the world. It's ordinary people who make every effort they can.</center>|cite=Kiyotaka Ishimaru in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. I want a girl who knows what's best. I want a girl with shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes.</center>|cite=Cake's ''Short Skirt / Long Jacket''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I will shove a banana up your tailpipe!</center>|cite=Kiyondo Ishida in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
+{{cquote|<center>With fingernails that shine like justice, and a voice that is dark, like tinted glass. She is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack. She's touring the facilities, and picking up slack.</center>|cite=Cake's ''Short Skirt / Long Jacket''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>There are only two types of luck: good and bad. There is no in-between. And that luck is built into every human at the moment of conception. Like a computer program. Some call it fate. The bottom line is, luck is life.</center>|cite=Celestia Ludenberg in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Doesn't matter if you're skinny, doesn't matter if you're fat, you can dress up like a sultan in your onion head hat.</center>|cite=Cake's ''Comfort Eagle''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>And in that regard, I made the right choice. I'm so glad your stupidity surpassed my every expectation. Life must have been tough on your parents, though.</center>|cite=Celestia Ludenberg in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Let him come into the city, let him shake his lucky penny, let him put it in his pocket, and shake it all around...</center>|cite=Live's ''The Distance''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I refuse to acknowledge you! You're stupid! Stupid Stupid Stupid! StupidStupidStupidStupidStupidStupidStupid!!</center>|cite=Leon Kuwata in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Whatever I fear the most is whatever I see before me whenever I let my guard down, whatever I was ignoring.</center>|cite=Toad the Wet Sprocket's ''Whatever I Fear''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Holy crap! He's totally the type of guy who spent his childhood killing neighbourhood pets!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
+{{cquote|<center>For every path you follow, there's another left behind. Every door you don't kick open, there's a million more to try.</center>|cite=Toad the Wet Sprocket's ''The Moment''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the world of girl love! It's slippery when wet!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
+{{cquote|<center>For every path you follow, there's another left behind. Every door you don't kick open, there's a million more to try. And for everything you've taught me, here's the one I've learned the best: There is nothing but the moment, don't you waste it on regret...</center>|cite=Toad the Wet Sprocket's ''The Moment''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Grab a partner and slow dance to... "I Squeezed Out the Baby But I Have No Idea Who the Father Is"!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Anyone can see the road that they walk on is paved in gold, and it's always summer, they'll never get cold. They'll never get hungry, they'll never get old and grey...</center>|cite=Fastball's ''The Way''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>But that's Kaede's lie, isn't it?</center>|cite=Kokichi Oma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere, they won't make it home, but they really don't care. They wanted the highway, they're happier there today...</center>|cite=Fastball's ''The Way''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I can't do shit about that! So just calm your tiny tits and shut up!!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Was I out of my head, or was I out of my mind? How could I have ever been so blind? I was waiting for an indication, it was hard to find. Don't matter what I say, only what I do. I never mean to do bad things to you, so quiet but I finally woke up, if you're sad, then it's time you spoke up, too.</center>|cite=Fastball's ''Out Of My Head''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Hey, dogfucker! Get over here!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Love your baby love, sugar baby love, love her any way, love her every day... </center>|cite=The Rubettes' ''Sugar Baby Love''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You think comin' out of a rich dude's ballsack makes you better than me, an actual genius!?</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hey, sister pretty, your lips are on the city. Everybody's waiting for the honeymoon to end...</center>|cite=Hootie & The Blowfish's ''Hey Sister Pretty''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You got quite a pair of ladyballs to start sluttin' it up when my life is on the line! </center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm still trying to stop this thing from dying, don't forget to kiss me before you beat me up again...</center>|cite=Hootie & The Blowfish's ''Hey Sister Pretty''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Finally...! Someone... finally called me a cum dumpster!!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Celia, you're breaking my heart. You're shakin' my confidence daily. Oh Cecilia, I'm down on my knees. I'm begging you please, to come home!</center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''Cecilia''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Hey!! St-stay in your lane, bitch!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And a rock feels no pain. And an island never cries.</center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''I Am A Rock''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>If ya ask me, solving this case is easier than... making a virgin cum in his pants!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
+{{cquote|<center>So my mind was filled with wonder when the evening headlines read: "Richard Cory went home last night, and put a bullet through his head."</center>|cite=Simon and Garfunkel's ''Richard Cory''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Oh, I heard males can tell they're healthy by how hard they get in the morning! Is that true?!</center>|cite=Tenko Chabashira in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
+{{cquote|<center>"Fools," said I, "You do not know, silence like a cancer grows. Hear my words that I might teach you, take my arms that I might reach you." But my words, like silent raindrops fell, and echoed in the wells of silence...</center>|cite=Simon and Garfunkel's ''The Sounds of Silence''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Do you want to die?</center>|cite=Maki Harukawa in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson. Jesus loves you more than you will know... </center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''Mrs. Robinson''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.</center>|cite=Inigo Montoya in ''The Princess Bride''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you... </center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''Mrs. Robinson''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the adventure!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter''}}
+{{cquote|<center>They move in beauty, two hearts adrift as one... Kissing, and kissing 'til the kiss of morning sun has come...</center>|cite=Stereo Alchemy's ''Young Lovers''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Let's go crazy!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs. Capcom''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And she bangs, she bangs, oh baby, when she moves, she moves, I go crazy, 'cause she looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history, she bangs, she bangs. </center>|cite=Ricky Martin's ''She Bangs''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Mwahahaha! Good luck, sucker!</center>|cite=Diety skill level in ''Civilization IV''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Upside, inside out, she's livin' la vida loca! She'll push and pull you down, livin' la vida loca! Her lips are devil red, and her skin's the colour of mocha! She will wear you out! Livin' la vida loca! </center>|cite=Ricky Martin's ''Livin' La Vida Loca''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>How can you govern a country which has two hundred and forty-six varieties of cheese?</center>|cite=Charles de Gaulle}}
+{{cquote|<center>'Cause we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. You know that we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. </center>|cite=Madonna's ''Material Girl\\}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It is better to have a bad method than to have none.</center>|cite=Charles de Gaulle}}
+{{cquote|<center>If you're lost, you can look, and you will find me, time after time. If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting, time after time... </center>|cite=Cyndi Lauper's ''Time After Time''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Bonjour, heroes!</center>|cite=Agnes Joubert in ''Tiger & Bunny''}}
+{{cquote|<center>That's all they really want, some fun! When the working day is done, oh, girls just wanna have fun!</center>|cite=Cyndi Lauper's ''Girls Just Wanna Have Fun''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>May you fight bravely ''!''</center>|cite=Level intros in ''1943''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane, I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? You're an idiot if you disagree, you gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi!</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>She's lower than a human. I bet she doesn't even have 10 fingers.</center>|cite=Marisa Kirisame in ''Touhou - Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil''}}
+{{cquote|<center>If you got the time, go grab a pen, and watch that thing again and again, trying to figure it out, what does it mean? What's the significance of Mr. Bean?</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It's all piney!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Dunno what my brain is for, I used to, but I don't no more. I am a consumer whore, I am a consumer whore...</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Consumer Whore''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Butterfly, flutter by.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I don't even know what I'm doing here...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Quick and to the Pointless''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I can't eat it, but it sure is shiny.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I don't even know what I'm doing here...<br><br>'''YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!'''</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Quick and to the Pointless''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Go for the eyes!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I know, I know the sun is hot. Mosquitoes come and suck your blood, leave you there, all alone, just skin and bone...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Mosquito Song''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>That was not a sane thing to do.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Fat and soft. Pink and weak. Foot and thigh. Tongue and cheek. You know, I'm told they'll swallow you whole, skin and bone...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Mosquito Song''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Take that, nature!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Simmering pick and pluck. Tenderise bone to dust. The sweetest grease, finest meat you'll ever taste...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Mosquito Song''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>That'll teach him!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Swallow and chew, eat you alive. All of us, food that hasn't died... And the knife says...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Mosquito Song''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>ded</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>We get these pills to swallow, how they stick in your throat. Tastes like gold, oh what you do to me, no one knows.</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''No One Knows''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>rekt</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Beep... beep... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... </center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>In the morning, laughing happy fish heads! In the evening, floating in a soup!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You walk towards the light.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Ask a fish head anything you want to, they won't answer, they can't talk!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>They will surely feast on your flesh.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters! They're not good dancers, they don't play drums!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It wasn't your time to die...</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I took a fish head out to see a movie, didn't have to pay to get it in!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Dead from blunt trauma to the face.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Roly-poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccinos at Italian restaurants with Oriental women!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>That was definitely not your fault.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Smells Like Nirvana''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>That was absolutely your fault.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>He's Gump! He's Gump! He's Gump! What's in his head? He's Gump! He's Gump! He's Gump! Is he inbred?</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Gump''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You embrace the void.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>He's Gump! He's Gump! He's Gump! He's not too bright! He's Gump! He's Gump! He's Gump! But he's alright!</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Gump''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Your body was gone an hour later. </center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And that's all I have to say about that!</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Gump''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You died painlessly.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I love shows with or without a plot, I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot, 'cause I only have got one brain to rot! I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot!</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Couch Potato''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Your death was extremely painful.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Oh, why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''A Complicated Song''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Your family will never know how you died.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Put down your chainsaw and listen to me, it's time for us to join in the fight! It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys, it's time to let the bedbugs bite!</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Dare to be Stupid''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You die a slightly embarrassing death.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You can be a coffee achiever, you can sit around the house and watch ''Leave It To Beaver!'' The future's up to you, so whatcha gonna do?!<br><br>''Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!''</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Dare to be Stupid''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You die in a hilarious pose.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I could've wished a thousand wishes, for this night I can't believe, that it's finally me and you, and you and me, just us, and your friend Steve.</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''Me, You, and Steve''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You really messed up.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's not that I don't like your friend, but how many hours with him can you spend? It's not that I don't think he's great, but it's only you... only you... I wanna fellate...</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''Me, You, and Steve''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''I SEE YOU'''</center>|cite=Difficulty clock in ''Risk of Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Fuck me in the ass, 'cause I love Jesus, the good Lord would want it that way. Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalisation, it's just between you and me, 'cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see!</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''The Loophole''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''IM COMING FOR YOU'''</center>|cite=Difficulty clock in ''Risk of Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Woo-ee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly. Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore. I don't care what they say about us anyway, I don't care about that!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Buddy Holly''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''HAHAHAHA'''</center>|cite=Difficulty clock in ''Risk of Rain''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm dumb, she's a lesbian, I thought I had found the one. We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pink Triangle''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Don't call me a living dead. Don't you know that scares me?</center>|cite=Hsien-ko in ''Vampire Savior''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve, let me know the truth, let me know the truth...</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pink Triangle''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Violence doesn't solve anything, but it sure is fun!</center>|cite=Felicia in ''Vampire Savior''}}
+{{cquote|<center>But I'm shaking at your touch, I like you way too much, my baby, I'm falling for you! I'd do about anything to get the hell out alive, or maybe I would rather settle down with you!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Falling For You''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>No, this isn't happening! There's no reason for me to go on! What... What... '''WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR?!'''</center>|cite=Zero in ''Mega Man X4''}}
+{{cquote|<center>God damn you half-Japanese girls. Do it to me every time...!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''El Scorcho''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>This will be a match to remember!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I told you I would return, when the robin makes his nest, but I ain't never coming back... I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry...</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Butterfly''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>This battle is about to explode!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'll look in the mirror, and I'll be tickled pink. I don't give a hoot about what you think!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pork and Beans''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Live and let die!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom!</center>|cite=Vanilla Ice's ''Ice Ice Baby''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Um... shouldn't we be doing something?</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''The King of Fighters XIII''}}
+{{cquote|<center>When I hold you in my arms, and I feel my finger on your trigger, I know that no one can do us no harm! Because happiness is a warm gun.</center>|cite=The Beatles' ''Happiness is a Warm Gun''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN!</center>|cite=Guile in ''Street Fighter II''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Her majesty is a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say. Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she changes from day to day.</center>|cite=The Beatles' ''Her Majesty''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Cheap? Do you know how much I paid for this cap?!</center>|cite=Yun in ''Street Fighter III''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I wanna tell her I love her a lot, but I gotta get a belly full of wine. Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, someday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeah, someday I'm going to make her mine.</center>|cite=The Beatles' ''Her Majesty''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I am... abomination.</center>|cite=Q in ''Street Fighter III''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Have you seen the little piggies crawling in the dirt? And for all the little piggies, life is getting worse, always having dirt to play around in.</center>|cite=The Beatles' ''Piggies''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>This is a message from Lord Nergal. "I await you on the Dread Isle."</center>|cite=Denning in ''Fire Emblem''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!!'''</center>|cite=Ringo Starr in ''Helter Skelter''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Knights should fight, not speak! ...Was that right? </center>|cite=Lowen in ''Fire Emblem''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Wouldn't it be nice if we were older? Then we wouldn't have to wait so long, and wouldn't it be nice to live together, in the kind of world where we belong?</center>|cite=The Beach Boys' ''Wouldn't It Be Nice''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>As long as there is someone to cut, you will have my aid. </center>|cite=Karel in ''Fire Emblem''}}
+{{cquote|<center>What's the ugliest part of your body? Some say your nose, some say your toes... but I think it's your mind.</center>|cite=Frank Zappa's ''What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>...For the future... ...please don't lose... If the light is strong enough... it can dispel... darkness... </center>|cite=Sophia in ''Fire Emblem''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And all the people said, "What a shame that he's dead, but wasn't he a most peculiar man?"</center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''A Most Peculiar Man''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>This looks like fun! This is what I've been waiting for!  </center>|cite=Geitz in ''Fire Emblem''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I, I want to go, I got to run, run to the moment and set me free... You tell me why, I hear the sound, the sound of my dream...</center>|cite=Dj Splash's ''Sound of My Dream''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Darling. Darling. Darling... darling... darling... darling...</center>|cite=Monica in ''Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Do you think that you are better than me? Do you think that you are what I need? Do you think that you could still play with me? Then just go, 'cause I'm back.</center>|cite=Dj Mangoo's ''Im Back''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The Dark Angel... She's found me at last... At least I can sleep now... </center>|cite=Haar in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Come and take a trip with me, to a land where love is free, follow me into the light, everything's gonna be alright...</center>|cite=Dune's ''Can't Stop Raving''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>...Bah. I suppose you want some kind of congratulations now, right? Well, too bad. You're a snot-nosed whelp, and I'm still better than you. Don't ever forget that. </center>|cite=Shinon in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Just go and take my hand, I will show you promised land, stay with me in paradise, so our future can be nice...</center>|cite=Dune's ''Can't Stop Raving''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Oh, sugarpill, I believe you. Oh sugarpill, I wanna eat you up.</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Sugarpill''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Pika pika, body sparkles! Athena, show me that psycho sword! Pause.</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''The Psycho Ball''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Don't look at me that way... It was an honest mistake.</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''An Honest Mistake''}}
+{{cquote|<center>GOD DAMMIT. GOD DAMMIT. I'M SICK OF ALL THESE GODDAMN BANANAS.</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''Bananas''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>But the future refused to change.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Chrono Trigger''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'll grab all night if I damn well please, 'cause no girl can resist my '''Gravity Squeeze!'''</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''Gravity Squeeze''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>In the end, the future refused to change.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Chrono Trigger''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Always, I wanna be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony, harmony, oh love...</center>|cite=Erasure's ''Always''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The witch hunts are over.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Bayonetta''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Thank you stars for giving to me the greatest gift that's still yet to be. I don't mind if fate's playing games... I'm happy all the same!</center>|cite=Lizz Robinett's ''Renai Circulation''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>And the world slowly drifted to its fated destruction...</center>|cite=Bad Ending of ''Golden Sun''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME DO'''<br><br>'''GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME ''HUG'''''</center>|cite=Reol's ''LUVORATORRRRRY!''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The darkly prospering days of man have reached an end.<br><br> You who have strayed from the cycle of the stars will leave not a trace of your existence.<br><br>But fear not. You will no longer feel anything...</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Devil Survivor 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I give you love, you give me energy, when I'm dancing on stage, you make me feel free! Tender devotion and desire give you every night!</center>|cite=Judy Crystal's ''Nori Nori Nori''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>We'll meet again someday soon.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Ikaruga''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Make him handsome, make him strong, make him the kind to last the whole night long!</center>|cite=jun's ''TRUE♥LOVE''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Let us go out this evening for pleasure. <br><br>The night is still young.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''CastleVania - Symphony of the Night''}}
+{{cquote|<center>All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven.</center>|cite=Ryu☆'s ''Second Heaven''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Dear diary, Today, I died. I was killed by this thing in some basement. I leave all that I own to my cat, Guppy. Goodbye cruel world, xoxo Isaac</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''The Binding of Isaac''}}
+{{cquote|<center>All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven. All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven.</center>|cite=Ryu☆'s ''Second Heaven''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Operation failed. The medical board will be notified.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Trauma Center''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''''SOMEBODY SCREAM!!'''''</center>|cite=Ryu☆'s ''Second Heaven''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Sadly, no trace of them was ever found...</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Secret of Mana''}}
+{{cquote|<center>World of silence, creepin' slightless time,<br>port of sadness, sleepin' flightless mind,<br>world of silence, blinkin' farthest light,<br>road of brightness, I will get there,<br>and shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin'...</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Shinin'''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>They find your body and give it new life. <br><br>As a cyborg, you will serve SHODAN well.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''System Shock''}}
+{{cquote|<center>World of silence, creepin' slightless time,<br>port of sadness, sleepin' flightless mind,<br>world of silence, blinkin' farthest light,<br>road of brightness, I will get there,<br>and shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin',<br>shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin'...</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Shinin'''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The miracle never happen.</center>|cite=Bad ending of ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Oh, I push my way through the crowd, now hear the sound of the ground. Oh, I push my way through the crowd, just start at dawn from the clouds.</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Shinin'''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Too bad, you lost your machine!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
+{{cquote|<center>If you want to light my heart, use a candle, not your Bic.</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Blaze It Up''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I imagined it would be bigger.</center>|cite="Infinity" map description in ''Halo''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'll hold on, 'cause it's you I love so dearly. When the rain, the storm, and all is done, caress me with your sweet lullaby...</center>|cite=Mitsunori Ikeda's ''Fallen Angel''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad... I simply remember my favourite things, and little by little, my happy heart sings... and then I don't feel so bad...</center>|cite=The Lennon Sisters's ''My Favorite Things''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Anarchy! Everyone wants to be me! Anarchy, yeah! Get it up, so I can see!</center>|cite=TeddyLoid's ''D City Rock''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad... I simply remember my favourite things, and then I don't feel so bad...</center>|cite=The Lennon Sisters's ''My Favorite Things''}}
+{{cquote|<center>So close your eyes and make a wish, today's the day that I am fighting you. It's my turn to be a champion.</center>|cite=TCY Force's ''Champion''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Really? It's the worst movie you've ever seen? Well, the next one will be better!</center>|cite=Ed Wood in Tim Burton's ''Ed Wood''}}
+{{cquote|<center>So shut your lies, and count to three, I'll take you down and you'll be smithereens. It's my chance to be a champion.</center>|cite=TCY Force's ''Champion''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>And remember, my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.</center>|cite=Criswell in ''Plan 9 From Outer Space''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Maybe it's a dream, maybe nothing else is real, but it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel. So I'm tired of all the pain, all the misery inside, and I wish I could live feeling nothing but the night...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You see? You see?! Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!</center>|cite=Eros in ''Plan 9 From Outer Space''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You could tell me what to say, you could tell me where to go, but I doubt that I would care, and my heart would never know. If I make another move, there'll be no more turning back, because everything would change, and it all would fade to black...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Glen or Glenda''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Can I take another step? I've done everything I can, all the people that I see, I will never understand. If I find a way to change, if I step into the light, then I'll never be the same, and it all will fade to white...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''Pull the string! ...Pull the string!'''</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Glen or Glenda''}}
+{{cquote|<center>If I make another move, if I take another step, then it would all fall apart, there'd be nothing of me left. If I'm crying in the wind, if I'm crying in the night, will there ever be a way? Will my heart return to white?</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I-I see. Would you be so kind as to aim toward Shiriana? I've a friend there, you see.</center>|cite=Slayer in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Will tomorrow ever come? Will I make it through the night? Will there ever be a place for the broken in the light? Am I hurting? Am I sad? Should I stay or should I go? I've forgotten how to tell, did I ever even know?</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>H-Hey! Hey! There's kinky shit and then there's-Hey! Listen to me! You're too young for that anyway! Are you even listening?! Pay attention-! </center>|cite=I-No in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Can you tell me who you are? Can you tell me where I am? I've forgotten how to see, I've forgotten if I can. If I opened up my eyes, there'd be no more going back, 'cause I'd throw it all all away, and it all would fade to black...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I must point out that although you have framed this act as comedic, it is nonetheless quite violent - so violent, in fact, that I shudder to think of any children foolishly attempting to replicate it. That being said, it might be nice to see a 3-page spread about myself in tomorrow's paper. With a picture, naturally.</center>|cite=Eddie in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
+{{cquote|<center>How come I must know where obsession needs to go? How come I must know where the passion hides its feelings?</center>|cite= See-Saw's ''Obsession''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>There, I won! Are you happy?</center>|cite=Kula Diamond in ''The King of Fighters 2000''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Ladies and gentlemen, Colonel P.T.  Chester with Morris, proud to present: Bung Vulchungo, and the Zimbabwe Songbirds!</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You just bleed there and think about what you've done!</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Do you see Banana Man hopping over the white-hot sand? Here he come with some for me, freshly taken from banana tree.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You talk a good fight! Now go whimper in the corner.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Do you want a banana? Peel it down, and go, mmm mmm mmm mmm. Do you want a banana? Dis banana for you.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm more than enough for this job...</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Look you, you too uptight you know, you could laugh and kick it back it and go. But without a rhythm or a rhyme, you do not banana all the time.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Hey! Don't touch the talent!</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Tomorrow morning, on the plane, no banana make you go insane. Floating back to busy town, no banana make you wanna frown.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Cheer up, buckos! There's always next time!</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters 1996''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Marvin walked into a helpless land, and wondered lightly, am I happy? Is this happy?</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Taken For A Ride''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I won... now where's my prize?</center>|cite=Kula Diamond in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Marvin's Marvellous Mechanical Museum. Known from coast to coast, like butter and toast.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Welcome to Tally Hall''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You're no match for me. Really. You make me cry.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2001''}}
+{{cquote|<center>We think we're playing in a band, but we'd love to give you all a hand!</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Welcome to Tally Hall''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Remember me when you look at the moon!</center>|cite=Iori in ''The King of Fighters'' series}}
+{{cquote|<center>Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand that I love you a lot, and I wanna be your man, and I think that it'd be totally cool if I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Two Wuv''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>If you can't win, buzz off!</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2000''}}
+{{cquote|<center>What if I told you I could show you something? What if I told you I could make you live? Follow my instruction, swim in the direction of my voice, hear my voice...</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Be Born''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Put you three together... and you get a bunch of losers.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You told me to buy a pony, but all I wanted was you...</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Hidden in the Sand''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''MMMMMMMMMISTER CROW!'''</center>|cite=Announcer in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'd like to say hello and welcome you, good day, that is my name. Come here and sit down, I'm so glad you even really truly came...</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Good Day''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Now confound me no more!</center>|cite=K9999 in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hang up the chick habit, hang it up, daddy, or you'll be alone in a quick. Hang on the chick habit, hang it up, daddy, or you'll never get another fix.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Don't look at me! You have no right!</center>|cite=K9999 in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm telling you, it's not a trick, pay attention, don't be thick, or you're liable to get licked.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Do I make you hard?</center>|cite=Angel in ''The King of Fighters 2001''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You're gonna see the reason why when they're spittin' in your eye, they'll be spittin' in your eye.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Can you taste Angel's extraordinary skill!?</center>|cite=Angel in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hang up the chick habit, hang it up, daddy, a girl's not a tonic or a pill. Hang up the chick habit, hang it up, daddy, you're just jonesing for a spill.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Come back when you grow up!</center>|cite=Kasumi Todoh in ''The King of Fighters 96''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst, when you meet another nurse, she'll be drivin' in a hearse.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Why do you use your power for evil? I'm so sad. Boo hoo.</center>|cite=Athena in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You're gonna need a heap of glue when they all catch up with you, and they cut you up in two.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm getting out of here!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Now your ears are ringing, the birds have stopped their singing, everything is turning grey. No candy in your till, no cutie left to thrill, you're alone on a Tuesday.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You're a real fighter. But chicks rule!</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Everything you know is wrong, just forget the words and sing along. All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Everything You Know Is Wrong''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I don't understand you... what's your gripe, bud?</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
+{{cquote|<center>We all said, when I get older, I will be stronger, they'll call me freedom, just like a wavin' flag. And then it goes back, and then it goes back, and then it goes back, and then it goes...</center>|cite=K'naan's ''Wavin' Flag''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Why the hang, dog? You can't escape yourself!</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?<br><br>''Shaft!''</center>|cite=Isaac Hayes's ''Theme From Shaft''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Sorry. Are you hurt? I'll fix you up right away. </center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I possess a gaping chasm that swallows all matter. A pit of gravity that grows fatter...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Fill My Black Hole''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I shall assist your suicide!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
+{{cquote|<center>A singularity straight into my soul... oh baby baby, fill my black hole...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Fill My Black Hole''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Overconfidence is the greatest enemy!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's not just any mammal... it's a space walrus!</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Space Walrus''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It is I, Yoshimitsu!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Such is my love for you, that I lay a puppy on your pillow. ''And then I sprinkle it with chocolate...!''</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Passion of the Manwhore''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Behold the magnificence of my victory!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Ducks float buoyantly on a pond of my desire... reflected in a labyrinth of my pain...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Passion of the Manwhore''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I am Yoshimitsu! ...Had enough?!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Nothing aggravates a delicate situation much more than a massive detonation.</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''The Great Chimp Heist''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>A raging fire becomes dying embers!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Bah, Plan B is weak as piss! Who the hell put you up to this?!</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''The Great Chimp Heist''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You're pissing me off...</center>|cite=Spawn in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks'!</center>|cite=They Might Be Giants' ''Istanbul (Not Constantinople)''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I will show you... the greatest nightmare!</center>|cite=Nightmare in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Why is the world in love again? Why are we marching hand in hand? Why are the ocean levels rising up?</center>|cite=They Might Be Giants' ''Theme From Flood''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Justice will prevail! ...Just kidding!</center>|cite=Xianghua in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Particle Man, Particle Man, doing the things a particle can. What's he like? It's not important, Particle Man.</center>|cite=They Might Be Giants' ''Particle Man''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
+{{cquote|<center>I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom for me and you. And I think to myself... what a wonderful world.</center>|cite=Louis Armstrong's ''What a Wonderful World''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The future just ain't what it used to be.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
+{{cquote|<center>We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll meet again, some sunny day.</center>|cite=Vera Lynn's ''We'll Meet Again''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It ain't over 'till it's over.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
+{{cquote|<center>Generally speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go when things have gotten about as bad as they can reasonably get. </center>|cite=The Player in Tom Stoppard's ''Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You can observe a lot by watching.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
+{{cquote|<center>What does a brother have to do to pacify a bitch?! I'm telling you G, I've tried everything! God be my witness! I have shown respect, charm, under-fucking-standing! But that is the last fucking straw!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Ninety percent of the game is half-mental.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra on baseball}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna rip yo motherfucking balls off!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I really didn't say everything I said! </center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
+{{cquote|<center>Don't diss my wheels, she's my pride and joy!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
+{{cquote|<center>Wassup, motherfucker?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Little things are big.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
+{{cquote|<center>Procedure can kiss my ass!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>We made too many wrong mistakes.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
+{{cquote|<center>I figured we'd kill every motherfucker who stands in our way.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It's like deja vú all over again.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
+{{cquote|<center>Fuck that, Colombo! Shoot to maim!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>When you see a fork in the road, take it.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
+{{cquote|<center>Just shoot! Shit!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
+{{cquote|<center>Damn right, this is bad! Have you seen the prices?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>If the fans don't come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
+{{cquote|<center>Frankly, Casanova, I'd be more worried about reading the last 24 hours as a damning fucking indictment of contemporary feminism.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
+{{cquote|<center>I just think two dick-wielding cop clichés taking down a hundred-foot birthing mother is a statement fairly limited in its interpretations.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>But I do know one thing: I am the goddamn manager, and I am going to run this goddamn team.</center>|cite=Jim Leyland}}
+{{cquote|<center>They met as adversaries. They fought as allies. But to their enemies... they were righteous motherfuckers!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm angry because I'm the fucking manager of this fucking team, that's why I'm angry!</center>|cite=Jim Leyland}}
+{{cquote|<center>''House of the Dead Overkill''. It's not just good... It's fucking delicious! Critics said, it's fucking good. Others critics said, it's ''motherfucking'' good!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.</center>|cite=Rogers Hornsby}}
+{{cquote|<center>Isaac Washington. Make him mad, and he'll rip your balls off!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The game of baseball, it just... it kicked me in the butt, dude. It just kicked me in the butt.</center>|cite=Phil Coke}}
+{{cquote|<center>No means no, and stop snivelling, you little shit! By the way, I'm not your daddy. I just... kinda fuck your mom.</center>|cite="One Night in Bayou" from ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>''Just go for it!!''</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Viewtiful Joe 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Talking of fucking people, I have a story for you. Sit back and listen, it's quite an amusing one!</center>|cite="One Night in Bayou" from ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna take you on a wild ride!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I want to return to the womb!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I wanna take you for a ride!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I can't go on in a world without my mommy!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Oh man, I almost had a heart attack!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>G? What the fuck does that even mean?!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I really can't believe it. You're amazing!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And Isaac Jr. had a problem with my name?! You gonna tell me what the fuck the G stands for?!</center>|cite=Varla Guns in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I say that life is just a dream that we chase after, it's not exactly what it seems... I'd like to buy the world another shot of laughter, and buy my friends another drink.</center>|cite=Sugar Ray's ''Shot of Laughter''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I was named after my daddy! And that shit is biblical!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>All over the world, she's that kind of girl, there's one in every scene, do you know what I mean? She's got that kind of face, you see in every place, another beautiful girl, all over the world.</center>|cite=Sugar Ray's ''Disasterpiece''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Clement more than likely fucked his mother, and not once, not ''once'', did you call him "motherfucker", when indeed he was, most probably, a real motherfucker! So, what does that tell you?</center>|cite=Agent G in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>This is true love we're makin'! This is true love we're makin'! This is true love we're makin' all the time! </center>|cite=London BGM in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Shit, man! That ain't right!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You can push yourself to the limit, be strong, now jump with me... You can fly over the rainbow with me, close your eyes, and just believe... </center>|cite=''Across the Border'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Shit! The G stand for genocide, motherfucker?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Never let anything get in the way of saving those you love... No matter what they say, you can be strong, have faith within your heart...</center>|cite=''Across the Border'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I just wanted the fucking soup!</center>|cite=A civilian in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Reality slips far away, fiction comes alive as we start to play. Hope is no more behind a closed door, as we drift away from where we were before.</center>|cite=TKDz2b's ''Never Say Never''}}
+{{cquote|<center>She's got small tits! Don't use the one with small tits, Clement. I forbid it.</center>|cite=Clement Darling's mother in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Just gotta chase the pain away, let it fade away, there's a ray of hope beyond despair. Move on, look for the truth in this world.</center>|cite=TKDz2b's ''Never Say Never''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I scratched the swelling on my arm and a piece of rotten flesh dropped off. What the hell's happening to me?</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Break through the confusion, find a solution, beat the twisted evil things. Just do it, go for it, never say never.</center>|cite=TKDz2b's ''Never Say Never''}}
+{{cquote|<center>May 19, 1998<br><br>Fever gone but itchy. Today hungry and eat doggie food.<br><br><br>May 21 1998<br><br>Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so killed him. Tasty.<br><br><br>4 / / Itchy. Tasty.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? </center>|cite=''Ashley's Song'' from ''WarioWare: Touched!''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Fever gone but itchy. Today hungry and eat doggie food.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Look inside my heart, this is where it starts. Is it meant to be? Oh, I want to believe... Hold me closer now... Will you take a vow and don't ever let me go?</center>|cite=''Where the Wind Blows'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so killed him. Tasty.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Those of you who've been around since the playoffs 35 years ago are invited to the night game free of charge! </center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>4 / / Itchy. Tasty.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>No one can stop this!</center>|cite=Title music of ''Ken Griffey Jr.'s Winning Run''}}
+{{cquote|<center>That was a close one. A second late, and you would've fit nicely in a sandwich!</center>|cite=Barry Burton in ''Resident Evil''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>He has gooooood eyes!</center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!</center>|cite=Barry Burton in ''Resident Evil''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Hello, major league fans! This is Michael Beard. The Tokyo Ninjas have a new lineup for the ''eighth'' game!</center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.</center>|cite=Barry Burton in ''Resident Evil''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>''Toasty!''</center>|cite=Dan Forden in ''Mortal Kombat II''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I hate to say it, but we're sandwiched alright!</center>|cite=Leon Scott Kennedy in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>N-n-n-now! Fight a new rival!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Where's everyone going? Bingo?</center>|cite=Leon Scott Kennedy in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Enter the heat of battle... Go for it.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
+{{cquote|<center>...You're right hand comes off?</center>|cite=Leon Scott Kennedy in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>All right! That's cool.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Saddler, ''you're'' small-time.</center>|cite=Leon Scott Kennedy in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the world of Street Fighter III...Prepare for battle.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Not enough cash! ...Stranger.</center>|cite=The Merchant in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Gii, I think it's tea time.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Is that all, stranger?</center>|cite=The Merchant in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You're as vulgar as ever, Terumi.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger!</center>|cite=The Merchant in ''Resident Evil 4''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Valkenhayn, my tea.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?</center>|cite=SHODAN in ''System Shock''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>An establishment that only rates one star dares to dictate what I shall eat? This unconscionable arrogance cannot stand. </center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Are you afraid? What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existence? When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence.<br><br>'''''I AM SHODAN.'''''</center>|cite=SHODAN in ''System Shock 2''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Very well then. If you insist. We will have three orders of this... puffed fish. Do try and make at least one of them edible. </center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
+{{cquote|<center>What's clear is that SHODAN shouldn't be allowed to play God. She's far too good at it.</center>|cite=Prefontaine in ''System Shock 2''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Mmmm, a hot man all tied up... Ah, it just makes me tingle!</center>|cite=Nago in ''BlazBlue''}}
+{{cquote|<center>What's wrong? Did I hurt your whore feelings?</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna make you cry, rabbit, I swear to God!</center>|cite=Ragna the Bloodedge in ''BlazBlue''}}
+{{cquote|<center>If I don't get some food right now, I'm gonna punch somebody in the dick.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>My goodness! This... this Kagutsuchi pufferfish is... I mean... Words cannot describe... Ah! So good! Please, I would just love to meet the wonderful chef who prepared this exquisite dish! </center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''}}
+{{cquote|<center>If I don't get some food right now, I'm gonna punch somebody in the cunt.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Guess who's home and not preggers anymore?</center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''}}
+{{cquote|<center>So what? Am I supposed to blow you now? Get real.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I brought you into this world, and I sure as shit can take you out of it!</center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''}}
+{{cquote|<center>What's my hobby? Um... does watching porn count?</center>|cite=Kyu Sugardust in ''HuniePop''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Shut your pie-hole, you mouth-breathing pedophile!</center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Thanks for the sex, homie!</center>|cite=Kyu Sugardust in ''HuniePop''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>What!? How can you be so insensitive, you jackass? Saying mean things like that to Luna! You're so mean, Ragna! You suck! WHAAAAAAAAAA! </center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''}}
+{{cquote|<center>What's shakin', bacon?</center>|cite=Tiffany Maye in ''HuniePop''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It's your fault, Ragna! You said mean things! I hate you, Ragna! I HATE YOU! I... I... I LOVE YOU!</center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This is my taunt! Haha, get it?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Ah, yes, well, no reason not to tell you. First, I intended to take his XXX and put it in a XXXX. Maybe a little XXX, too? My goodness, I can only imagine what his XXXXX will XXX!</center>|cite=Kokonoe in ''BlazBlue''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Taunt button!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Shitty vampire...</center>|cite=Yuuki Terumi in ''BlazBlue''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''I am shooting you!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>''This is for that tuna!''</center>|cite=Taokaka in ''BlazBlue''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''GET SOME! GET SOME!''' ...Seriously, come get some.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I've been waiting for this!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hehehe... he said "assbub"!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Yeah, that makes sense!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
+{{cquote|<center>...Ouch! Dipshit...</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I got the picture!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Eh, I was getting bored anyway.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Yeah, that's what I expected!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Don't. Do that. ''Again''.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I see!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Okay, let's not get too worked up!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>''Andyyyyyyyyyyyyy!''</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Okay, just take it easy, pal!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''You pressed the wrong button...!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Now that's hilarious! ...Ha ha, that's great!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I still get paid,  right?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Heh heh heh, a kid like you could get hurt playing out here!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''Get over here!'''</center>|cite=Scorpion in ''Mortal Kombat''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Oh, you've got to be kidding me!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I am a dead man, but somehow you have retained your mortality. Which would mean that you are ''vulnerable to death.''</center>|cite=Scorpion in ''Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hey, smile!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Check me out! I'm the ghost of Christmas '''kick yo ass!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Say cheese!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Try not to suck!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's time to rock! ...Dead rising!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Hey, I freaking love Street Fighter! ...Autograph your spleen for me?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You take care now, buddy!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Anime power up shit!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Don't worry... We'll help you forget!</center>|cite=Saturos in ''Golden Sun''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>How did anyone enjoy these games... without me in 'em?!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Your hands... so warm... People have such warm hands... I had forgotten...</center>|cite=Karst in ''Golden Sun - The Lost Age''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Hey! Yeah, you! I'm down here busting my ass while sit around on your's watching me jump around?! How is that fair?!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
+{{cquote|<center>THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS<br><br>ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?</center>|cite=Opening text of ''Bad Dudes''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Huh? You stole my Shoryuken!? When did you...!?</center>|cite=Ryu in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.</center>|cite=Opening text of ''Bad Street Brawler''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Wow! I like your claws!</center>|cite=Felicia in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
+{{cquote|<center>But in his eagerness to prove that he is in control of the story, and no one gets to tell him what to do, Stanley leapt from the platform and plunged to his death. <br><br>Good job, Stanley. Everyone thinks you are ''very'' powerful. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Got a half-Armenian girlfriend, she's hotter than I am handsome. She'll fuck you up and then some, she'll rock the boat to Bedlam!</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Hokis''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Stanley was so bad at following directions, it was incredible he wasn't fired years ago. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Think twice before you touch my girl. Come around, I'll let you feel the burn. Think twice before you touch my girl, come around, come around, no more.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Stanley, this fern will be very important later in the story. Make sure you study it closely and remember it carefully. You won't want to miss anything. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>When I showed up and he was there, I tried my best to grin and bear, and took the stairs, but didn't stop at the street, and as we speak, I'm going down...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Ew...what happened to your face? </center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I don't know why I even try, I need another tequila...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Victoria''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Turn your head and cough.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rinds, but the lack thereof would leave me empty inside. I would swallow my doubt, turn it inside out, find nothing but faith in nothing.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Inside Out''}}
+{{cquote|<center>If you're going to die, do it outside.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Wanna put my tender heart in a blender, watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion. Rendezvous, and I'm through with you.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Inside Out''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I managed to sew your face back on. Be more careful next time.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Shit went bad, he's on the roof again. She flipped, he flipped the bird, and then he went to the roof, where his threats rang loud and clear. Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Off the Roof Again''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I don't give happy endings. </center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Your heinous highness broke her hymen, hey man, try to quit your crying.
+{{cquote|<center>They say there is a person who will tell you how to survive this land...oh wait, that's me.</center>|cite=The Guide in ''Terraria''}}
-I know she broke your heart, but try to calm, try to calm down.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Off the Roof Again''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I guess it's too bad that everything we have is taken away...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''And the Hero Will Drown''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You should stay indoors at night. It is very dangerous to be wandering around in the dark.</center>|cite=The Guide in ''Terraria''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>But still our hands are bound at the wrist. This romantic tragedy is suffocating from your fist, in a sea of fire.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''And the Hero Will Drown''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I know the difference between turquoise and blue-green. But I won't tell you. </center>|cite=The Painter in ''Terraria''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>As years go by, I race the clock with you, but if you died right now, you know that I'd die, too, I'd die too.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Until the Day I Die''}}
+{{cquote|<center>We have to talk. It's... it's about parties. </center>|cite=The Party Girl in ''Terraria''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>From up here, the city's lights burn, like a thousand miles of fire, and I'm here to sing this anthem of our dying day.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Anthem of Our Dying Day''}}
+{{cquote|<center>My REAL father would've given me a big hug and called me his little pega-pony princess!</center>|cite=Cynthia in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I figured out what you're all about, and I don't think I like what I see. So...I hope I won't be there in the end if you come around.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''In The End''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Violence is on sale today!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Well, maybe I'm the fag<!---->got, America, I'm not part of a redneck agenda.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''American Idiot''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Careful, love. Prices aren't the only thing I can cut in half!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Sieg heil to the president Gasman! Bombs away is your punishment! Pulverise the Eiffel towers who criticise your government! Bang bang goes the broken glass, and kill all the fags that don't agree!</center>|cite=Green Day's ''Holiday''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I make deep cuts!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I remember the face, but I can't recall the name. Now I wonder how Whatsername has been.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''Whatsername''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Unhand me! I am no one's prisoner!</center>|cite=Erik in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I don't believe in the apocalypse. I don't believe in the end of time. I don't believe in the solar eclipse. I don't believe in valentines.</center>|cite=The Network's ''Roshambo''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You are about to die. Scream if you must.</center>|cite=Damien in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Hey, this is Brandon, but my friends call me Spike now, I just moved out of my parents' house in Danville, to this wicked warehouse in Oakland. Anyway, I spent most of the day spare-changing on the avenue. I started out in front of the Med, but everyone kept saying I looked too young and healthy, so I went up the street to the Gap, where all the yuppie college kids shop. I was there until about 5:30 or 6, I scored 10 bucks. So me and my girlfriend - you met her, she's from... la Jolla? Anyway, we got some money from her parents, so we're gonna stop by because...</center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Aaahh! You're no perfect being! You're a monster in human form! No mercy! No forgiveness!</center>|cite=Nino in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>What's that? Now's not a good time? What do you mean there's none left?! Well, what the fuck, dude?! If I would've known that, I would have gone to Concord... What do you mean "go back to Concord," then?! Dude, you don't even know who you're talking to. Don't make me get all Blackhawk on your ass! Wait! Man, I didn't mean that! Come on, dude, please? All right, then... Wait, wait, wait! Do you know anyone that's got any? Do... do you got a number? What do you mean you won't give it to me? I didn't call for a shitty conversation, I called because... </center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Linus... I'll... see you again... I'm sure you're angry, but... Please be my friend... again...</center>|cite=Nino in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Mom, this is Spi- I mean, Brandon. I got kicked out of my place in Oakland, I don't really have any place to go so... I was just wondering if I could stay with you, or Grandma, or something? I dunno, my girlfriend dumped me, she moved back to La Jolla, it's kind of a drag, I guess she's gonna go back to school or something. Anyway, call me back. ...Oh, and one more thing, Mom, I was wondering if I could borrow two hundred dollars because... </center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
+{{cquote|<center>That sad face does not suit you... Please. Be right as you always are... If you don't... I will not be able to hold back the tears... So please, smile... Smile for me... like you always do. </center>|cite=Priscilla in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I need a fix!<br><br>''I need a fix!''<br><br>'''''I need a fix!'''''<br><br>'''''I NEED A FIX!'''''<br><br>'''''I NEED A-!'''''</center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Not that I'm correcting you, but I am only in my thirties. I would think "ill-hearted gentleman" more appropriate.</center>|cite=Oswin in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>It's the little things that get you down, it's the bigger things that you can't get around, and it's way too flat on the middle ground, but everything else is wide open, so let's go!</center>|cite=The Mr. T Experience's ''Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Help Eliwood? Sounds like a convenient excuse for more violence.</center>|cite=Oswin in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Fuck this place. I lost the war. I hate you all. Your mom's a whore. Where's my dog? 'Cause girls are such a drag.</center>|cite=blink-182's ''Dysentery Gary''}}
+{{cquote|<center>She's not bad looking... If only she would just... shut... up...</center>|cite=Matthew in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Fuck living, fuck dying, fuck laughing, fuck crying, fuck this song, but mostly, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You there, in the bushes. You have until the count of five to show yourself before I start throwing sharp objects. One... two... four...</center>|cite=Volke in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
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-{{cquote|<center> Fuck everyone, but fuck you the most, fuck everything, but fuck you the most! With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Well, I have been called brazen before. Some have gone so far as to say shameless.</center>|cite=Naesala in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I can fight... I'm... very angry... The food here... It was terrible, and... they gave us hardly any... I... will have vengeance.</center>|cite=Ilyana in ''Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>My imaginary friend didn't come through in the end, so I'll have to find a real one. Didn't answer when I called, well, I guess it's just because he was never there at all...</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''My Imaginary Friend''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm so happy! Oh, thank you so much... Um... er... Ike? No, wait! Um... Bill? Lance? Sword guy? </center>|cite=Ilyana in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Why can't I just get over you? You hurt me so bad with all the things you do, and I try so hard, but I can't give it up! I love you so much, but I think you suck!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''I Love / You Suck''}}
+{{cquote|<center>How interesting... Heather... Her name is Heather. I'll have to remember her name. She likes to feed me. </center>|cite=Ilyana in ''Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>This one is for all the suckers who still believe in love! ''Shut up!''</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Suckers''}}
+{{cquote|<center>In that case, let Danved join you. Danved is not a citizen of Crimea. Danved will fight like ten men.</center>|cite=Danved in ''Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Sandy, why can't we look the other way? Why can't we just play the other game? Why can't we just look the other way?!</center>|cite=Interopol's ''Evil''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Yes, it's true. People often make that mistake. But Danved is definitely not Devdan.</center>|cite=Danved in ''Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Fly away on my zephyr, I feel it more than ever. And in this perfect weather, we'll find a place together.</center>|cite=The Red Hot Chili Peppers' ''The Zephyr Song''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Danved will fight like a bear! Like a tiger! We don't need Largo and Calill, because Danved is pretty amazing.</center>|cite=Danved in ''Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You bastard! You lying ''bastard!'' That is it, I no cover for you no more! Peoples, I have a ''big'' announcement! <br><br>This man is gay '''AND''' European!</center>|cite=''There, Right There!'' from ''Legally Blonde''}}
+{{cquote|<center>...We are such stuff<br>As dreams are made on, and our little life<br>Is rounded with a sleep.</center>|cite=William Shakespeare's ''The Tempest''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You are so gay, you big parfait, ''you flaming boy in cabaret!''</center>|cite=''There, Right There!'' from ''Legally Blonde''}}
+{{cquote|<center>As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods. They kill us for their sport.</center>|cite=William Shakespeare's ''King Lear''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way! Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way!</center>|cite=Tomboy's ''OK2BGAY''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I am that  merry wanderer of the night.</center>|cite=William Shakespeare's ''A Midsummer Night's Dream''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I *what*? With a *squid*?</center>|cite=Elodie in ''Long Live the Queen''}}
+{{cquote|<center>A good compromise leaves everybody mad.</center>|cite=Calvin in ''Calvin & Hobbes''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>My, what large breasts you have! Putting them on display for any particular reason?</center>|cite=Elodie in ''Long Live the Queen''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Just hold still and I'll make it quick!</center>|cite=Sapphire in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>This can't be happening!</center>|cite=Various characters in ''Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem''}}
+{{cquote|<center>No more tears, please! It's a waste of good suffering!</center>|cite=Mr. Crow in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>He may be a son of a bitch, but he's our son of a bitch.</center>|cite=Franklin D. Roosevelt}}
+{{cquote|<center>I will swallow your soul!</center>|cite=Harlequin in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Yes! I am invincible!</center>|cite=Boris Grishenko in ''GoldenEye''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''You got boost power!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>dead world<br>full of shades<br>today I die</center>|cite=''[http://www.ludomancy.com/games/today.php?lang=en Today I Die]''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''Whoa, you're way up front!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>oo</center>|cite=[http://www.alcyone.com/oo/ oo]}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''Watch your back!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Sure enough, he finds another. He finds me.</center>|cite=Rucks in ''Bastion''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''Finish!''' ...Alright, first place!</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Boobies.</center>|cite="First Post Time Warp" in Fark.com}}
+{{cquote|<center>I ask of you. Are you my master?</center>|cite=Saber in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Have you ever seen the fields of love? Have you ever felt the seeds of love?</center>|cite=ATB's ''The Fields of Love''}}
+{{cquote|<center>People die if they are killed. That's the way it should be.</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You'll remember me when the west wind moves upon the fields of barley...<br>You'll forget the sun, in his jealous sky, as we walk in fields of gold.</center>|cite=Sting's ''Fields of Gold''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I dream of rain... I dream of gardens in the desert sand...<br>I wake in vain... I dream of love as time runs through my hands...</center>|cite=Sting's ''Desert Rose''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''I am the bone of my sword.''</center>|cite=Archer in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm sticking with you, because I'm made out of glue.</center>|cite=The Velvet Underground's ''I'm Sticking With You''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Trace, on!</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Wrap your troubles in dreams. Send them all away. Put them in a bottle, and across the seas, they'll stay...</center>|cite=Nico's ''Wrap Your Troubles In Dreams''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I don't like pain. That's why I thought it would be better to become a doll. And gradually, my body stopped generating a pulse. Blood vessels turned into tubes one by one. Blood vanished like vapour. My heart, everything, just crafted parts. If I did that, there would be no more pain.</center>|cite=Kohaku in ''Tsukihime''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>These days, I seem to think a lot about the things that I forgot to do, and all the times I had the chance to...</center>|cite=Nico's ''These Days''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I won't tell you to become a saint. You should just become an adult who is able to do what you believe is right.</center>|cite=Aoko Aozaki in ''Tsukihime''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Please don't confront me with my failures. I had not forgotten them.</center>|cite=Nico's ''These Days''}}
+{{cquote|<center>...You are the only one who can make me truly happy. I want to always be near your side, always be near your sunshine. </center>|cite=Hisui in ''Tsukihime''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>So I will find it, and I will climb it, but I see now, I'm not going home... And will it change me? I've fallen on my knees. When the night's falling, all I can say... is I've seen better days.</center>|cite=Laura Shigihara's ''Better Days''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This chair is an eyesore. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair!</center>|cite=Shiki Tohno in ''Tsukihime''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR! ...Wait, who ''is'' my supervisor?</center>|cite=Cheryl Tunt in ''Archer''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm not an unfathomable sense of dread. You can't just ignore me, you know?</center>|cite=Anna Graem in ''VA-11 HALL-A''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Whaddup dogg?</center>|cite=Various leaders in ''Civilization IV''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm also really gay and I like girls a lot. </center>|cite=Anna Graem in ''VA-11 HALL-A''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Oh, how I wish for soothing rain, all I wish is to dream again, my loving heart, lost in the dark, for hope I'd give my everything...</center>|cite=NightWish's ''Nemo''}}
+{{cquote|<center>BRING ME THAT BASTARD! I'LL GIVE HIM THE FIST OF JUSTICE! I'LL MAKE HIM EAT THE KANTO EARTHQUAKE! I'LL BORROW HIS CAP!</center>|cite=Dana Zane in ''VA-11 HALL-A''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>And I had a lot of Mountain Dew that day!</center>|cite=Jeff Winger in ''Community''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I don't get this either. Pretty sure I died.</center>|cite=Kyoko Kirigiri in ''Danganronpa 3''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Because how hard is it to poach a goddamn egg properly?!</center>|cite=Archer in ''Archer''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''Let's give it everything we've got! '''IT'S... PUNISHMENT TIME!'''''</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm sorry, are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognised in...'''Fort Kickass'''.</center>|cite=Dr. Kreiger in ''Archer''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Now then, I've prepared a very special punishment!</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>No, Cyril, when they're dead, they're just hookers!</center>|cite=Archer in ''Archer''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I bet you guys '''[REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]''' all over her, didn't you!?</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>That sounds like a spectacularly bad idea.</center>|cite=The GM in ''Irregular Webcomic!''}}
+{{cquote|<center>No, I am not... effing with you right now.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I've known strange people, but fighting a pile of leaves?</center>|cite=Dialogue in ''Zork!''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm fishing. What does it look like I'm doing?</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>At your service!</center>|cite=Dialogue in ''Zork!''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's like super super super super super despair. No, more than that... Super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super despair.</center>|cite=Junko Enoshima in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Correct. So let's pretend we never saw each other.</center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Yoohoo! Big sis! You look nothing like me and are stupid and ugly as usual!</center>|cite=Junko Enoshima in ''Danganronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>My oh my! I'm not a popular fellow at all.</center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Rejoice, commoners, for today, I show you just how much far above you I am.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You don't smile. You don't speak. And you're still creepy.</center>|cite=Legault to Jaffar in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm surprised. It seems there's some semblance of a brain knocking around inside that skull of yours after all.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Yep. I'm a fugitive, and you're a deserter. Looks like you and I were made for each other. </center>|cite=Legault to Heath in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm sorry, but I give up! Quit without saving!</center>|cite=Hifumi Yamada in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>...Huh, even as a monster, you are a handsome one, Lloyd. But you know something? I can't let this continue!! </center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''You're''' the one who's acting suspicious!</center>|cite=Yasuhiro Hagakure in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>...Commander... I really didn't want to see you like this. ...All I can give you is one last act of rebellion. </center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I hope you all win the l-lottery and get hit by a b-bus... </center>|cite=Toko Fukawa in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>What's going on here!? Somebody, get that girl!</center>|cite=Yogi in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's not geniuses that change the world. It's ordinary people who make every effort they can.</center>|cite=Kiyotaka Ishimaru in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Can I play, Daddy?</center>|cite=Difficulty level 1 in ''Wolfenstein 3D''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I will shove a banana up your tailpipe!</center>|cite=Kiyondo Ishida in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm Death incarnate!</center>|cite=Difficulty level 4 in ''Wolfenstein 3D''}}
+{{cquote|<center>There are only two types of luck: good and bad. There is no in-between. And that luck is built into every human at the moment of conception. Like a computer program. Some call it fate. The bottom line is, luck is life.</center>|cite=Celestia Ludenberg in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Guten tag!</center>|cite=Hans Grosse in''Wolfenstein 3D''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And in that regard, I made the right choice. I'm so glad your stupidity surpassed my every expectation. Life must have been tough on your parents, though.</center>|cite=Celestia Ludenberg in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Mutti!</center>|cite=Hans Grosse in ''Wolfenstein 3D''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I refuse to acknowledge you! You're stupid! Stupid Stupid Stupid! StupidStupidStupidStupidStupidStupidStupid!!</center>|cite=Leon Kuwata in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Eva... Auf wiedersehen...</center>|cite=Adolf Hitler in ''Wolfenstein 3D''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Holy crap! He's totally the type of guy who spent his childhood killing neighbourhood pets!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Are you sure? This skill level isn't even remotely fair.</center>|cite="Nightmare!" difficulty in ''Doom''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the world of girl love! It's slippery when wet!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>BY REQUEST...</center>|cite="fhhall" cheat in ''Doom''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Grab a partner and slow dance to... "I Squeezed Out the Baby But I Have No Idea Who the Father Is"!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>He was too young to die!</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen of ''DoomRL''}}
+{{cquote|<center>But that's Kaede's lie, isn't it?</center>|cite=Kokichi Oma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>My, was he a wimpy chump.</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen of ''DoomRL''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I can't do shit about that! So just calm your tiny tits and shut up!!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>He held his right to remain violent.</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen of ''DoomRL''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hey, dogfucker! Get over here!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You feel relatively safe now.</center>|cite=Status message in ''DoomRL''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You think comin' out of a rich dude's ballsack makes you better than me, an actual genius!?</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>BLOOD! BLOOD FOR ARMOK, GOD OF BLOOD! You must taste blood!</center>|cite=Picking up a chainsaw in ''DoomRL''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You got quite a pair of ladyballs to start sluttin' it up when my life is on the line! </center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>And 9 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen in ''DoomRL''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Finally...! Someone... finally called me a cum dumpster!!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Where the hell is the way out of here?!</center>|cite=Spawning in a maze in ''DoomRL''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hey!! St-stay in your lane, bitch!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You hear the trumpets of Jericho echoing in the distance...</center>|cite=Spawning in a map in ''DoomRL''}}
+{{cquote|<center>If ya ask me, solving this case is easier than... making a virgin cum in his pants!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Khe, he, he. This will be a mess...</center>|cite=Spawning in a map in ''DoomRL''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Oh, I heard males can tell they're healthy by how hard they get in the morning! Is that true?!</center>|cite=Tenko Chabashira in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Suddenly you have a great urge to turn back! You scream in '''TERROR!'''</center>|cite=Spawning in a map in ''DoomRL''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Do you want to die?</center>|cite=Maki Harukawa in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>1 didn't read the thermonuclear bomb manual.</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen of ''DoomRL''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.</center>|cite=Inigo Montoya in ''The Princess Bride''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center> 1 soul destroyed the Mastermind...<br>1 showed that it can outsmart hell itself.</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen of ''DoomRL''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the adventure!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Yes indeed!</center>|cite=Heckran from ''Chrono Trigger''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Let's go crazy!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs. Capcom''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''STAY F*CKING CALM!'''</center>|cite=Michael Scott in ''The Office''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Mwahahaha! Good luck, sucker!</center>|cite=Diety skill level in ''Civilization IV''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Dwight may have won this battle, but I will win... the next battle.</center>|cite=Andy Bernard in ''The Office''}}
+{{cquote|<center>How can you govern a country which has two hundred and forty-six varieties of cheese?</center>|cite=Charles de Gaulle}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them. Or he quits them, if they are unfair.</center>|cite=Andy Bernard in ''The Office''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It is better to have a bad method than to have none.</center>|cite=Charles de Gaulle}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>There are always a million reasons not to do something.</center>|cite=Jan Levenson in ''The Office''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Bonjour, heroes!</center>|cite=Agnes Joubert in ''Tiger & Bunny''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Bite my shiny metal ass!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>May you fight bravely ''!''</center>|cite=Level intros in ''1943''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion.<br><br>'''Hey other universe! BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!'''</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>She's lower than a human. I bet she doesn't even have 10 fingers.</center>|cite=Marisa Kirisame in ''Touhou - Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Afterlife? If I knew I had to go to a whole other life, I'd kill myself right now.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's all piney!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Yep, we're boned.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Butterfly, flutter by.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'll build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I can't eat it, but it sure is shiny.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Go for the eyes!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>That was not a sane thing to do.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Bender is great!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Take that, nature!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Do the Bender! Do the Bender!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>That'll teach him!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>ded</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Game's over, losers, I have all the money! Compare your lives to mine, and then kill yourselves!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>rekt</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Beep... beep... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... </center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>This is the worst kind of discrimination: The kind against me!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You walk towards the light.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Hey, do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No! So beat it!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>They will surely feast on your flesh.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I say, the world must learn of our peaceful ways ''by force!''</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It wasn't your time to die...</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm back, baby!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Dead from blunt trauma to the face.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Hey, babe. You wanna kill all humans?</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>That was definitely not your fault.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission.</center>|cite=Zapp Brannigan in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>That was absolutely your fault.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Look at me! I'm Doctor Zoidberg, homeowner!</center>|cite=Dr. Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You embrace the void.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Fry, it's been years since medical school, so remind me. Disembowelling in your species: Fatal, or non-fatal?</center>|cite=Dr. Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Your body was gone an hour later. </center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated.</center>|cite=Dr. John Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You died painlessly.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I broke your television!</center>|cite=Dr. John Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Your death was extremely painful.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>By the way, I took the liberty of fertilising your caviar.</center>|cite=Dr. John Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Your family will never know how you died.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Only the warrior who can admit mortal weakness will be bolstered by immortal strength.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Angelic Blessing"}}
+{{cquote|<center>You die a slightly embarrassing death.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I came seeking a challenge. All I found was you.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Utter End"}}
+{{cquote|<center>You die in a hilarious pose.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Wind Drake"}}
+{{cquote|<center>You really messed up.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Simun the Quiet filled the chest with his most precious thoughts. But in a fit of paranoia, he locked up the memory of where he hid the key.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Sorcerer's Strongbox"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Don't call me a living dead. Don't you know that scares me?</center>|cite=Hsien-ko in ''Vampire Savior''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Friends teach what you want to know. Enemies teach what you ''need'' to know.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Rhystic Study"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Violence doesn't solve anything, but it sure is fun!</center>|cite=Felicia in ''Vampire Savior''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Your first mistake was thinking I would let you live long enough to make a second.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mental Misstep"}}
+{{cquote|<center>This will be a match to remember!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>As it moved, the wurm's spines gathered up bits of flowstone, which took the shapes of dead villagers' heads. Each head spoke a single sound, but if taken together, they said, "Alas for the living."</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Spined Wurm"}}
+{{cquote|<center>This battle is about to explode!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>If I wanted your opinion, I would have told you what it was.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Stifle"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Live and let die!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>No fear. No sense. And soon, no lunch.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Nausea"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Um... shouldn't we be doing something?</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''The King of Fighters XIII''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Was it something I said?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Nausea"}}
+{{cquote|<center>GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN!</center>|cite=Guile in ''Street Fighter II''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>There is no drake that flies faster than a crossbow bolt.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Crossbow Ambush"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Cheap? Do you know how much I paid for this cap?!</center>|cite=Yun in ''Street Fighter III''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The lifespan of a wirefly can be precisely described as "short".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Wirefly Hive"}}
+{{cquote|<center>I am... abomination.</center>|cite=Q in ''Street Fighter III''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Not all heroes die in armor.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Blessed Spirits"}}
+{{cquote|<center>This is a message from Lord Nergal. "I await you on the Dread Isle."</center>|cite=Denning in ''Fire Emblem''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Once he'd worked out which end of the thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Piker"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Knights should fight, not speak! ...Was that right? </center>|cite=Lowen in ''Fire Emblem''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Each tooth is the length of a horse, and new ones grow in every sixteen days. Let's get a closer look!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gigantosaurus"}}
+{{cquote|<center>A  knight of Pherae... must never falter...</center>|cite=Lowen in ''Fire Emblem''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Melt that which was never frozen.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pyrite Spellbomb"}}
+{{cquote|<center>As long as there is someone to cut, you will have my aid. </center>|cite=Karel in ''Fire Emblem''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Finding themselves in a new and unexplored world, they immediately set it on fire.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Razerunners"}}
+{{cquote|<center>This looks like fun! This is what I've been waiting for!</center>|cite=Geitz in ''Fire Emblem''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>There are terrors lurking in the unseen corners of us all.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Tortured Existence"}}
+{{cquote|<center>...For the future... ...please don't lose... If the light is strong enough... it can dispel... darkness... </center>|cite=Sophia in ''Fire Emblem''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>When times are tough, the poor eat the rats. When times are tougher, the rats eat the poor.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Drainpipe Vermin"}}
+{{cquote|<center>I am not human. This body and this heart are constructs. Yes, as is this sorrow. </center>|cite=Limstella in ''Fire Emblem''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Which would you like first: the insult, or the injury?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Undermine"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Darling. Darling. Darling... darling... darling... darling...</center>|cite=Monica in ''Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The Keldons may have explosive tempers, but ''I'' have explosives.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mine Bearer"}}
+{{cquote|<center>I won't give up... Not here... Not in this place... I'll keep going, even if I have to crawl... </center>|cite=Innes in ''Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>There's little more demeaning than getting your butt kicked by a bunch of bunnies.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Jackalope Herd"}}
+{{cquote|<center>The Dark Angel... She's found me at last... At least I can sleep now... </center>|cite=Haar in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>What am I looking at? Ashes, dead man.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Prodigal Pyromancer"}}
+{{cquote|<center>...Bah. I suppose you want some kind of congratulations now, right? Well, too bad. You're a snot-nosed whelp, and I'm still better than you. Don't ever forget that. </center>|cite=Shinon in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Lands ravaged, cities in ruins, so many lives sacrificed, and yet, there was no other word for it but victory.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Near-Death Experience"}}
+{{cquote|<center>But the future refused to change.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Chrono Trigger''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>If you want to kill a lot of goblins, just make sure your defenses look like fun.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lightmine Field"}}
+{{cquote|<center>In the end, the future refused to change.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Chrono Trigger''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>What's the worst that can happen?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gamble"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Little Princess, Little Princess.<br>Precious Little Princess.<br>The little girl was as beautiful as a princess.<br>But she was always all alone.<br>The girl found her grave.<br>Today is the day of her funeral.<br>...And everyone lived happily ever after...</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Rule of Rose''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>There are medicines for all afflictions but idleness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Stupor"}}
+{{cquote|<center>The witch hunts are over.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Bayonetta''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Every day, I fight for my life and win. Every night, I fight to remember my name, and lose.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Grafted Skullcap"}}
+{{cquote|<center>The darkly prospering days of man have reached an end.<br><br> You who have strayed from the cycle of the stars will leave not a trace of your existence.<br><br>But fear not. You will no longer feel anything...</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Devil Survivor 2''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Until you have lived as a statue, do not talk to me of pigeons.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Xanthic Statue"}}
+{{cquote|<center>We'll meet again someday soon.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Ikaruga''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The more unlikely the victory, the more memorable the success.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Chance Encounter"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Let us go out this evening for pleasure. <br><br>The night is still young.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''CastleVania - Symphony of the Night''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>No thought, but hunger. No strategy, but destruction.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pathrazer of Ulamog"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Dear diary, Today, I died. I was killed by this thing in some basement. I leave all that I own to my cat, Guppy. Goodbye cruel world, xoxo Isaac</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''The Binding of Isaac''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>No one spoke. There was no need. The threat of the Eldrazi presented a simple choice: lay down your weapons and die for nothing, or hold them fast and die for something.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Time of Heroes"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Operation failed. The medical board will be notified.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Trauma Center''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>There are many words and phrases that can cause an experienced wizard to tremble in fear. Chief among them is "Oops".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Research Assistant"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Sadly, no trace of them was ever found...</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Secret of Mana''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Last Word"}}
+{{cquote|<center>They find your body and give it new life. <br><br>As a cyborg, you will serve SHODAN well.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''System Shock''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Be at peace, and observe its beauty. Be at war, and feel its justice.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Angelic Wall"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Too bad, you lost your machine!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>What was heads again? </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Puppet's Verdict"}}
+{{cquote|<center>I imagined it would be bigger.</center>|cite="Infinity" map description in ''Halo''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>I want a banana ''this'' big!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gorilla Titan"}}
+{{cquote|<center>When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad... I simply remember my favourite things, and little by little, my happy heart sings... and then I don't feel so bad...</center>|cite=The Lennon Sisters's ''My Favorite Things''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>The good news is, we figured out how the wand works. The bad news is, we figured out how the wand works.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Pyromancer"}}
+{{cquote|<center>When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad... I simply remember my favourite things, and then I don't feel so bad...</center>|cite=The Lennon Sisters's ''My Favorite Things''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>The smallest seed of regret can bloom into redemption.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Swords to Plowshares"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Really? It's the worst movie you've ever seen? Well, the next one will be better!</center>|cite=Ed Wood in Tim Burton's ''Ed Wood''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some gold.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Reparations"}}
+{{cquote|<center>And remember, my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.</center>|cite=Criswell in ''Plan 9 From Outer Space''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>At the academy, "show and tell" too often becomes "run and hide".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Show and Tell"}}
+{{cquote|<center>You see? You see?! Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!</center>|cite=Eros in ''Plan 9 From Outer Space''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>It's fun. He doesn't need another reason.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Manic Vandal"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Glen or Glenda''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Dumb Ass"}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''Pull the string! ...Pull the string!'''</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Glen or Glenda''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I don't get it. Why doesn't anybody like me?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Smart Ass"}}
+{{cquote|<center>I-I see. Would you be so kind as to aim toward Shiriana? I've a friend there, you see.</center>|cite=Slayer in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>He wanders the land in search of Good Ass.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Bad Ass"}}
+{{cquote|<center>H-Hey! Hey! There's kinky shit and then there's-Hey! Listen to me! You're too young for that anyway! Are you even listening?! Pay attention-! </center>|cite=I-No in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>But...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "City of Ass"}}
+{{cquote|<center>I must point out that although you have framed this act as comedic, it is nonetheless quite violent - so violent, in fact, that I shudder to think of any children foolishly attempting to replicate it. That being said, it might be nice to see a 3-page spread about myself in tomorrow's paper. With a picture, naturally.</center>|cite=Eddie in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It's as solid as the club in its hand - and about as subtle.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Rhox"}}
+{{cquote|<center>There, I won! Are you happy?</center>|cite=Kula Diamond in ''The King of Fighters 2000''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>When nature calls, ''run''.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Primeval Titan"}}
+{{cquote|<center>You just bleed there and think about what you've done!</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Rain from this storm leaves you pinned to the ground like an insect.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Thorn Elemental"}}
+{{cquote|<center>You talk a good fight! Now go whimper in the corner.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Mirri leapt quickly and silently. The guard died likewise.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Leap"}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm more than enough for this job...</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The most disappointing thing about learning telepathy is finding out how boring people really are.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Telepathy"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hey! Don't touch the talent!</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Like the tide, time both ebbs and flows.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Time Ebb"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Cheer up, buckos! There's always next time!</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters 1996''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Storm crow descending, winter unending. Storm crow departing, summer is starting.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Storm Crow"}}
+{{cquote|<center>I won... now where's my prize?</center>|cite=Kula Diamond in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Even more than carrion, they crave the last words of the dying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Murder of Crows"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Is that what you had in mind? So long, simp!</center>|cite=Kula Diamond in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The fatal flaw in every plan is the assumption that you know more than the enemy.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mana Leak"}}
+{{cquote|<center>You're no match for me. Really. You make me cry.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2001''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>"Hard to imagine," mused Hanna, stroking the petal, "such a lovely flower inspiring such greed."</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lotus Petal"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Remember me when you look at the moon!</center>|cite=Iori in ''The King of Fighters'' series}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>"And if I'm lying," he began...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Meteorite"}}
+{{cquote|<center>If you can't win, buzz off!</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2000''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Petrifying gaze, deadly fangs, knifelike dorsal spines, venomous saliva... Am I missing anything? ...Toxic bones? Seriously?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Daggerback Basilisk"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Put you three together... and you get a bunch of losers.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>For his family, Barrin made a funeral pyre of Tolaria.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Obliterate"}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''MMMMMMMMMISTER CROW!'''</center>|cite=Announcer in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The enemy has been destroyed, sir. So have the forest, the city, your palace, your dog...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Obliterate"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Now confound me no more!</center>|cite=K9999 in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, never surrender, and don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Drudge Skeletons"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Don't look at me! You have no right!</center>|cite=K9999 in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I can think of ''one'' goblin it ain't so lucky for.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krark's Thumb"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Do I make you hard?</center>|cite=Angel in ''The King of Fighters 2001''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Krark was the kind of goblin who'd lose his thumb in a wager, and come right back with "Double or nothing!".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krark's Other Thumb"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Can you taste Angel's extraordinary skill!?</center>|cite=Angel in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The lawmage's argument was clever and well-reasoned, but Blunk's response proved irrefutable.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Skullcrack"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Come back when you grow up!</center>|cite=Kasumi Todoh in ''The King of Fighters 96''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>For the first time in his life, Grakk felt a little warm and fuzzy inside.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pacifism"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Why do you use your power for evil? I'm so sad. Boo hoo.</center>|cite=Athena in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Sometimes death comes knocking. Sometimes it tears down the walls.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Army of the Damned"}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm getting out of here!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Hup, two, three, four, don't know how to count no more.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Coat of Arms"}}
+{{cquote|<center>You're a real fighter. But chicks rule!</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Species XR17 feeds upon the mental energies of its victims. This explains why the goblins remain unaffected.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Synapse Sliver"}}
+{{cquote|<center>I don't understand you... what's your gripe, bud?</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>My mother once told me angels sing their swords' names with each strike.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Archangel"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Why the hang, dog? You can't escape yourself!</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The sky rang with the cries of armored seraphs, and the darkness made a tactical retreat.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Archangel"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Sorry. Are you hurt? I'll fix you up right away. </center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Follow the light. In its absence, follow her.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Serra Angel"}}
+{{cquote|<center>I shall assist your suicide!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>If there can be no victory, then I will fight forever.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Darksteel Plate"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Overconfidence is the greatest enemy!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>He didn't have a word for "home," but he knew it was something to be defended.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Ogre Resister"}}
+{{cquote|<center>It is I, Yoshimitsu!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Cut it down, bury it in snow, put it to the torch. The rose will still bloom again.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Resolute Archangel"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Behold the magnificence of my victory!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Sometimes you die a glorious death with your sword held high. Sometimes you're just target practice.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Searing Spear"}}
+{{cquote|<center>I am Yoshimitsu! ...Had enough?!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>DANGER! Keep appendages clear of front of machine. And rear of machine. And side of machine. And top of machine.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Razorfield Thresher"}}
+{{cquote|<center>A raging fire becomes dying embers!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>So great is his certainty that mere facts cannot shake it.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "True Believer"}}
+{{cquote|<center>You're pissing me off...</center>|cite=Spawn in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>One bone broken for every twig snapped underfoot.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Llanowar Elves"}}
+{{cquote|<center>I will show you... the greatest nightmare!</center>|cite=Nightmare in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>After the Foundry Street riot, Arrester Hulbein tried to ban bludgeons. Which, inevitably, resulted in another riot.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Foundry Street Denizen"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Justice will prevail! ...Just kidding!</center>|cite=Xianghua in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>We have ways to make you talk, but you have nothing interesting to say.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Profane Prayers"}}
+{{cquote|<center>If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I don't know why people say a double-edged sword is bad. It's a sword. With two edges.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Manabarbs"}}
+{{cquote|<center>The future just ain't what it used to be.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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-{{cquote|<center>A child's porcelain doll went missing one night, as did a pair of kitchen shears and the town magistrate.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Creepy Doll"}}
+{{cquote|<center>It ain't over 'till it's over.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight ''everything'' with fire. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Sizzle"}}
+{{cquote|<center>You can observe a lot by watching.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Barbarians! They burned my favorite chair! We'll kill them all! </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Aggravate"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Ninety percent of the game is half-mental.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra on baseball}}
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-{{cquote|<center>The sparkmage shrieked, calling on the rage of the storms of his youth. To his surprise, the sky responded with a fierce energy he'd never thought to see again. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lightning Bolt"}}
+{{cquote|<center>I really didn't say everything I said! </center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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-{{cquote|<center>He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly, he just raged.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Raging Goblin"}}
+{{cquote|<center>If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Goblin generals don't distinguish between troops and ammunition.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Barrage of Expendables"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Little things are big.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Throw enough goblins at any problem and it should go away. At the very least, there'll be fewer goblins.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Piledriver"}}
+{{cquote|<center>We made too many wrong mistakes.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Never tell goblins to fire at will.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Friendly Fire"}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's like deja vú all over again.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Goblins are eager to follow orders, especially when those orders involve stealing, hurting, annoying, eating, destroying, or swearing. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krenko's Command"}}
+{{cquote|<center>When you see a fork in the road, take it.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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-{{cquote|<center>He just likes to break legs. Collecting the debt is a bonus.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krenko's Enforcer"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Goblins journey to the sacrificial peaks in pairs so that the rare survivor might be able to relate the details of the other's grisly demise. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Dragon Fodder"}}
+{{cquote|<center>If the fans don't come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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-{{cquote|<center>On Dominaria, a scavenger. On Mirrodin, a predator.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Atog"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Enormous Baloth"}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm angry because I'm the fucking manager of this fucking team, that's why I'm angry!</center>|cite=Jim Leyland}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>What doesn't grow, dies. And what dies grows the tarmogoyf.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Tarmogoyf"}}
+{{cquote|<center>If you don't want to be here, get your fucking ass out of here, and quit!</center>|cite=Jim Leyland}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lhurgoyf"}}
+{{cquote|<center>But I do know one thing: I am the goddamn manager, and I am going to run this goddamn team.</center>|cite=Jim Leyland}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Madness and genius are separated only by degrees of success. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Inspiration"}}
+{{cquote|<center>But I do know one thing: I am the goddamn manager, and I am going to run this goddamn team. And people who aren't happy with that can go play somewhere else, I can't help it.</center>|cite=Jim Leyland}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Day 31: I finally succeeded in my time reversal experiment!<br><br>Day 30: I might have a problem here.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Inspiration"}}
+{{cquote|<center>People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.</center>|cite=Rogers Hornsby}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>His mind whirled with grand plans, never thinking of what might happen if he were to succeed. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Laboratory Maniac"}}
+{{cquote|<center>The game of baseball, it just... it kicked me in the butt, dude. It just kicked me in the butt.</center>|cite=Phil Coke}}
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-{{cquote|<center>The imp, unaware of its own odor, paused to catch its breath... and promptly died. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Foul Imp"}}
+{{cquote|<center>I wish one of you guys had children, so I could kick them in the fucking head, or stomp on their testicles, so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day.</center>|cite=Mike Tyson}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Step 1: Find your cousin.<br><br>Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon.<br><br>Step 3: Find another cousin. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fodder Cannon"}}
+{{cquote|<center>My opponent called me a rapist and a recluse. I am not a recluse.</center>|cite=Mike Tyson}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Fuses? We have more than enough! Now... which one was it?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Boompile"}}
+{{cquote|<center>They say I can't lose. I say you can't win!</center>|cite=Mike Tyson}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Fire, aim, ready!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin War Strike"}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna take you on a wild ride!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>They certainly are.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Offensive"}}
+{{cquote|<center>I wanna take you for a ride!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It's actually quite simple, but since you've only recently begun to walk upright, it may take some time to explain.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Redirect"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Oh man, I almost had a heart attack!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The more victims he kills, the more likely he is to get the right one.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Assassin"}}
+{{cquote|<center>I really can't believe it. You're amazing!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Always easily impressed, Durg was about to be blown away.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Archaeologist"}}
+{{cquote|<center>I say that life is just a dream that we chase after, it's not exactly what it seems... I'd like to buy the world another shot of laughter, and buy my friends another drink.</center>|cite=Sugar Ray's ''Shot of Laughter''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Over such beauty, wars are fought. With such power, wars are won.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gilded Lotus"}}
+{{cquote|<center>All over the world, she's that kind of girl, there's one in every scene, do you know what I mean? She's got that kind of face, you see in every place, another beautiful girl, all over the world.</center>|cite=Sugar Ray's ''Disasterpiece''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>At what price beauty?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lotus Vale"}}
+{{cquote|<center>This is true love we're makin'! This is true love we're makin'! This is true love we're makin' all the time! </center>|cite=London BGM in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I will flay the skin from your flesh and the flesh from your bones and scrape your bones dry. And still you will not have suffered enough.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Hatred"}}
+{{cquote|<center>You can push yourself to the limit, be strong, now jump with me... You can fly over the rainbow with me, close your eyes, and just believe... </center>|cite=''Across the Border'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It is not that you will go mad. It is that you will beg for madness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Altar of Dementia"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Never let anything get in the way of saving those you love... No matter what they say, you can be strong, have faith within your heart...</center>|cite=''Across the Border'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Of course I'm sure I've gone mad. The little man who crawled out of my eye was quite clear on this.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Distress"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Reality slips far away, fiction comes alive as we start to play. Hope is no more behind a closed door, as we drift away from where we were before.</center>|cite=TKDz2b's ''Never Say Never''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>"Invincible" is just a word.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Oust"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Just gotta chase the pain away, let it fade away, there's a ray of hope beyond despair. Move on, look for the truth in this world.</center>|cite=TKDz2b's ''Never Say Never''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>By all means, keep trying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Indestructibility"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Break through the confusion, find a solution, beat the twisted evil things. Just do it, go for it, never say never.</center>|cite=TKDz2b's ''Never Say Never''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>He's smart for a goblin. He can do two things: hit ''and'' run. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Raider"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? </center>|cite=''Ashley's Song'' from ''WarioWare: Touched!''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>With great power comes great risk of getting yourself killed.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Arsonist"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Look inside my heart, this is where it starts. Is it meant to be? Oh, I want to believe... Hold me closer now... Will you take a vow and don't ever let me go?</center>|cite=''Where the Wind Blows'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I got it! I got it! I- </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mogg Fanatic"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Those of you who've been around since the playoffs 35 years ago are invited to the night game free of charge! </center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Wizards fought over the stone to exploit its power. Goblins fight over it because it's shiny. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Brightstone Ritual"}}
+{{cquote|<center>No one can stop this!</center>|cite=Eveline Fischer's ''Base''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Asked how it survived a run-in with a bog imp, the pegasus just shook its mane and burped.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Armored Pegasus "}}
+{{cquote|<center>He has gooooood eyes!</center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Goblin lessons include the 2,071 tips for survival. Frek only remembered 2,070. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Spire Barrage"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hello, major league fans! This is Michael Beard. The Tokyo Ninjas have a new lineup for the ''eighth'' game!</center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The goblins have forty-two different words for "ow." </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Detonate"}}
+{{cquote|<center>''Toasty!''</center>|cite=Dan Forden in ''Mortal Kombat II''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It was probably a lousy spell in the first place.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell"}}
+{{cquote|<center>N-n-n-now! Fight a new rival!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Your attack has been rendered harmless. It is, however, quite pretty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Enter the heat of battle... Go for it.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The pyromancer summoned up her mightiest onslaught of fire and rage. Jace feigned interest.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell"}}
+{{cquote|<center>All right! That's cool.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>He traded sands for skins, skins for gold, gold for life. In the end, he traded life for sand.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Squandered Resources"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the world of Street Fighter III...Prepare for battle.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>There is a future in which I can see only mist and a single shadow.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Apocalypse"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Gii, I think it's tea time.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Players that don't read flavor text aren't too bright, sorta smell, and dress funny. But let's just keep this between us, okay? They can get kind of violent. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Double Header"}}
+{{cquote|<center>You're as vulgar as ever, Terumi.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, ''don't'' eat the delicious cards.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fat Ass"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Valkenhayn, my tea.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Editor's note: There were no suitable flavor text submissions for this card.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Censorship"}}
+{{cquote|<center>An establishment that only rates one star dares to dictate what I shall eat? This unconscionable arrogance cannot stand. </center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on? </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Ow"}}
+{{cquote|<center>Very well then. If you insist. We will have three orders of this... puffed fish. Do try and make at least one of them edible. </center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,<br>Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;<br>It had been strange, even in a dream,<br>To have seen those dead men rise. </center>|cite=Samuel Taylor Coleridge's ''The Rime of the Ancient Mariner''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Mmmm, a hot man all tied up... Ah, it just makes me tingle!</center>|cite=Nago in ''BlazBlue''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>And the unclean spirits went out, and entered the swine: and the herd ran violently...</center>|cite=''Mark 5:13'', The Bible}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna make you cry, rabbit, I swear to God!</center>|cite=Ragna the Bloodedge in ''BlazBlue''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>...Before honour is humility.</center>|cite=''Proverbs 15:33'', The Bible}}
+{{cquote|<center>My goodness! This... this Kagutsuchi pufferfish is... I mean... Words cannot describe... Ah! So good! Please, I would just love to meet the wonderful chef who prepared this exquisite dish! </center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>...do not be afraid, for I am with you; do not be alarmed, for I am your God. I give you strength, truly I help you, truly I hold you firm with my saving right hand.</center>|cite=''Isaiah 41:10'', The Bible}}
+{{cquote|<center>Guess who's home and not preggers anymore?</center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>For this is how God loved the world: he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him may not perish but may have eternal life.</center>|cite=''John 3:16'', The Bible}}
+{{cquote|<center>I brought you into this world, and I sure as shit can take you out of it!</center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Dumb. Tough. Flies. On fire. 'Nuff said.</center>|cite=Description for Lost Souls, ''Doom'' instruction manual}}
+{{cquote|<center>Shut your pie-hole, you mouth-breathing pedophile!</center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>A missile-launching skyscraper with goat legs. 'Nuff said.</center>|cite=Description for Cyberdemons, ''Doom'' instruction manual}}
+{{cquote|<center>What!? How can you be so insensitive, you jackass? Saying mean things like that to Luna! You're so mean, Ragna! You suck! WHAAAAAAAAAA! </center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Look at what the homosexuals have done to me. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It makes want to set myself on fire!</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's your fault, Ragna! You said mean things! I hate you, Ragna! I HATE YOU! I... I... I LOVE YOU!</center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>So say goodbye to these, '''BECAUSE IT'S THE LAST TIME-'''</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Ah, yes, well, no reason not to tell you. First, I intended to take his XXX and put it in a XXXX. Maybe a little XXX, too? My goodness, I can only imagine what his XXXXX will XXX!</center>|cite=Kokonoe in ''BlazBlue''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Shitty vampire...</center>|cite=Yuuki Terumi in ''BlazBlue''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out.</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''This is for that tuna!''</center>|cite=Taokaka in ''BlazBlue''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I don't know what that means. But it sounds disgusting.</center>|cite=Buster Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I've been waiting for this!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Please tell your friends about this show.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Yeah, that makes sense!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Now that's a clear-cut situation with the promise of comedy. Tell your friends.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I got the picture!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Buster so excelled at being neither seen nor heard that he remained at school undetected for a full two semesters after he was supposed to graduate.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Yeah, that's what I expected!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, you freak, bitch!</center>|cite="Buster's Hook Replacement" in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I see!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Well, I... don't know what I expected...</center>|cite=Michael Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>''Andyyyyyyyyyyyyy!''</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>But trust me. We are fucked. ''Fucked''.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''You pressed the wrong button...!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I still get paid,  right?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm afraid I just blue myself.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''Get over here!'''</center>|cite=Scorpion in ''Mortal Kombat''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Oh, I can just taste those meaty, leading-man parts in my mouth.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I am a dead man, but somehow you have retained your mortality. Which would mean that you are ''vulnerable to death.''</center>|cite=Scorpion in ''Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''''Oh my god, we're having a fire!''''' ...Sale.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Check me out! I'm the ghost of Christmas '''kick yo ass!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I need to prove to her that I'm not just a man, but a man's man.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Try not to suck!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Even if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it up.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hey, I freaking love Street Fighter! ...Autograph your spleen for me?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now, I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Anime power up shit!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>YOU GET THE HELL OUT!</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>How did anyone enjoy these games... without me in 'em?!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>These are not the cops! These are the strippers! '''Look at how hot they are!'''</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hey! Yeah, you! I'm down here busting my ass while sit around on your's watching me jump around?! How is that fair?!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Moms are such a pain in the ass, it's like, "die already!"</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Huh? You stole my Shoryuken!? When did you...!?</center>|cite=Ryu in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Daddy horny, Michael.</center>|cite=George Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Wow! I like your claws!</center>|cite=Felicia in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>If you don't succeed, then you run the risk of failure.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm not gonna let you go this time, not gonna be alone tonight. You can try to break me down, or start a fight, I'm not gonna be alone tonight...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Not Gonna Be Alone Tonight''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+{{cquote|<center>Turn the light off, leave me where I lay. Bring the night on, not another day...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Bring The Night On''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+{{cquote|<center>Got a half-Armenian girlfriend, she's hotter than I am handsome. She'll fuck you up and then some, she'll rock the boat to Bedlam.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Hokis''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+{{cquote|<center>Feeling melodramatic and spastic, she ain't made of West Coast plastic. And I lie awake with an aching, is it all in my head like she said?</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Hokis''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out, and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+{{cquote|<center>Think twice before you touch my girl. Come around, I'll let you feel the burn. Think twice before you touch my girl, come around, come around, no more.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I deserve respect for the things I did not do.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+{{cquote|<center>What is it you really want?! I'm tired of asking!</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to move forward. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+{{cquote|<center>When I showed up and he was there, I tried my best to grin and bear, and took the stairs, but didn't stop at the street, and as we speak, I'm going down...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+{{cquote|<center>'Cause she spread her love, and burnt me up, I can't let go, I can't get out. I've said enough, enough by now, I can't let go, I can't get out.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The loss of life will be irreplaceable.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+{{cquote|<center>I don't know why I even try, I need another tequila...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Victoria''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+{{cquote|<center>I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rinds, but the lack thereof would leave me empty inside. I would swallow my doubt, turn it inside out, find nothing but faith in nothing.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Inside Out''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+{{cquote|<center>Wanna put my tender heart in a blender, watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion. Rendezvous, and I'm through with you.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Inside Out''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have tremendous impact on history. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+{{cquote|<center>Shit went bad, he's on the roof again. She flipped, he flipped the bird, and then he went to the roof, where his threats rang loud and clear. Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''On the Roof Again''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I think that I have made good judgements in the past, and I think that I have made good judgements in the future.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+{{cquote|<center>She came back, he's on the roof again. She flipped, he flipped the bird, and then he went to the roof, where his threats rang loud and clear. Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''On the Roof Again''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy...but that could change.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+{{cquote|<center>Your heinous highness broke her hymen, hey man, try to quit your crying.
+I know she broke your heart, but try to calm, try to calm down.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''On the Roof Again''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+{{cquote|<center>The future is bulletproof! The aftermath is secondary! It's time to do it now, and do it loud! ''Killjoys, '''make some noise!'''''</center>|cite=My Chemical Romance's ''Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific, and it is a part of the United States that is an island that is right there.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+{{cquote|<center>And right here, right now, all the way in Battery City, the little children raise their open filthy palms, like tiny daggers up to heaven. And all the juvie halls and the Ritalin rats, ask angels made from neon and fucking garbage, scream out, "What will save us?!"<br><br>And the sky opened up...</center>|cite=My Chemical Romance's ''Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The Holocaust was the most obscene moment in our nation's history. I mean, not our nation's history, but our century's history. You all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century, but this century's history.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+{{cquote|<center>Wake up to the sound of this time bomb! Wake up to its deafening song! Wake up, 'cause you don't know what you have until it's gone...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Wake Up''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You lose.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
+{{cquote|<center>The night will come and rip away her wings of innocence through every word we say. Maybe it's time to spit out the core of our rotting union, hopefully before it chokes us to our senses...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''And the Hero Will Drown''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I feel I no longer fit in with these times.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
+{{cquote|<center>I guess it's too bad that everything we have is taken away...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''And the Hero Will Drown''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I do not choose to run.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
+{{cquote|<center>But still our hands are bound at the wrist. This romantic tragedy is suffocating from your fist, in a sea of fire...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''And the Hero Will Drown''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Facts are stupid things.</center>|cite=Ronald Reagan}}
+{{cquote|<center>Are you still alive? Are you scared inside? Providence is blind when you're terrified. Are you still alive? Are you scared inside? When we've reached the end of the road, I will carry us home...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Terrified''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.</center>|cite=Ronald Reagan}}
+{{cquote|<center>As years go by, I race the clock with you, but if you died right now, you know that I'd die, too, I'd die too.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Until the Day I Die''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Hi, my name is Al Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United States.</center>|cite=Al Gore}}
+{{cquote|<center>You remind me of the times when I knew who I was, but still the second hand will catch us, like it always does.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Until the Day I Die''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Well, actually, he forgot Poland.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>Should I bite my tongue until blood soaks my shirt? We'll never fall apart, so tell me why this hurts so much...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Until the Day I Die''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>We must stop the terror. I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you.<br><br>Now watch this drive.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>My hands are at your throat and I think I hate you, but still we'll say, "Remember when...?" just like we always do...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Until the Day I Die''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>The stars will cry the blackest tears tonight, and this is the moment that I live for, I can smell the ocean air. And here I am, pouring my heart onto these rooftops, just a ghost to the world. That's exactly what I need.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Anthem of Our Dying Day''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements they have achieved.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>From up here, the city's lights burn, like a thousand miles of fire, and I'm here to sing this anthem of our dying day.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Anthem of Our Dying Day''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>For every fatal shooting, there are about 3 non-fatal shootings. Folks, this is unacceptable in America.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>For a second, I wish the tide would swallow every inch of the city, as you gasp for air tonight. I'd scream this song right in your face if you were here. I swear I won't miss a beat, 'cause I never have before.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Anthem of Our Dying Day''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>This confusion is my illusion, nowhere to look, but nowhere to find ya. All these things I'm sick about, they always come unglued.</center>|cite=Stone Temple Pilots's ''Unglued''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I want to make sure that everybody who has a job wants a job.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>I figured out what you're all about, and I don't think I like what I see. So... I hope I won't be there in the end if you come around.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''In The End''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you... Fool me... you can't get fooled again.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>Well, maybe I'm the faggot, America, I'm not part of a redneck agenda.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''American Idiot''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country, and neither do we.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>Sieg heil to the president Gasman! Bombs away is your punishment! Pulverise the Eiffel towers who criticise your government! Bang bang goes the broken glass, and kill all the fags that don't agree!</center>|cite=Green Day's ''Holiday''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>She's a rebel, she's a saint, she's a salt of the Earth, and she's dangerous! She's a rebel, vigilante, missing link on the brink of destruction!</center>|cite=Green Day's ''She's A Rebel''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>I remember the face, but I can't recall the name. Now I wonder how Whatsername has been.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''Whatsername''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>My name is Jimmy, and you better not wear it out. Suicide commando that your momma talked about!</center>|cite=Green Day's ''St. Jimmy''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's something unpredictable, but in the end, it's right. I hope you had the time of your life.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>I was a young boy that had big plans, now I'm just another shitty old man! I don't have fun and I hate everything, the world owes me, ''so fuck you!''</center>|cite=Green Day's ''The Grouch''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>It's clearly a budget. It's got lots of numbers in it.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>Glory days don't mean shit to me, I drank a six pack of apathy! Life's a bitch, and so am I, the world owes me, ''so fuck you!''</center>|cite=Green Day's ''The Grouch''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>King for a day, princess by dawn! King for a day, in a leather thong! King for a day, princess by dawn! Just wait 'till all the guys get a load of me!</center>|cite=Green Day's ''King For a Day''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>They misunderestimated me.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>I don't believe in the apocalypse. I don't believe in the end of time. I don't believe in the solar eclipse. I don't believe in valentines.</center>|cite=The Network's ''Roshambo''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all.</center>|cite=James Matthis}}
+{{cquote|<center>Hey! This is Brandon, but my friends call me Spike now, I just moved out of my parents' house in Danville, to this wicked warehouse in Oakland. Anyway, I spent most of the day spare-changing on the avenue. I started out in front of the Med, but everyone kept saying I looked too young and healthy, so I went up the street to the Gap, where all the yuppie college kids shop. I was there until about 5:30 or 6, I scored 10 bucks. So me and my girlfriend - you met her, she's from... La Jolla? Anyway, we got some money from her parents, so we're gonna stop by because...</center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>PowerPoint makes us stupid.</center>|cite=James Matthis}}
+{{cquote|<center>What's that? Now's not a good time? What do you mean there's none left?! Well, what the fuck, dude?! If I would've known that, I would have gone to Concord. What do you mean "go back to Concord," then?! Dude, you don't even know who you're talking to, don't make me get all Blackhawk on your ass! ...Wait, man! I didn't mean that. Come on, dude, please? All right, then... Wait, wait, wait! Do you know anyone that's got any? Do... do you got a number? What do you mean you won't give it to me? I didn't call for a shitty conversation, I called because... </center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I don't have worry and stress. I cause worry and stress.</center>|cite=James Matthis}}
+{{cquote|<center>Mom, this is Spi- I mean, Brandon. I got kicked out of my place in Oakland, I don't really have any place to go so... I was just wondering if I could stay with you, or Grandma, or something? I dunno, my girlfriend dumped me, she moved back to La Jolla, it's kind of a drag, I guess she's gonna go back to school or something. Anyway, call me back. ...Oh, and one more thing, Mom, I was wondering if I could borrow two hundred dollars because... </center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
+{{cquote|<center>I need a fix!<br><br>''I need a fix!''<br><br>'''''I need a fix!'''''<br><br>'''''I NEED A FIX!'''''<br><br>'''''I NEED A-!'''''</center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>The Wall just got ten feet higher.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's the little things that get you down, it's the bigger things that you can't get around, and it's way too flat on the middle ground, but everything else is wide open, so let's go!</center>|cite=The Mr. T Experience's ''Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I never attacked him on his looks, and believe me, there's plenty of subject matter right there.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
+{{cquote|<center>And even Hitler had a girlfriend who he could always call, who'd always be there for him, in spite of all his faults. He was the worst guy ever, reviled and despised, even Hitler had a girlfriend, so why can't I?</center>|cite=The Mr. T Experience's ''Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Wrong.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
+{{cquote|<center>Nixon had his puppy, Charles Manson had his clan, but God forbid that I get a girlfriend.</center>|cite=The Mr. T Experience's ''Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You're fired.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
+{{cquote|<center>And then I saw her standing there, with green eyes and long blonde hair, she wasn't wearing underwear, at least I prayed that she might be the one, maybe we'd have some fun, maybe we'd watch the sunrise, but that night I learned some girls try too hard...</center>|cite=blink-182's ''The Party Song''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Everyone's always blaming me for everything.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
+{{cquote|<center>So when you see her standing there, with green eyes and long blonde hair, she won't be wearing underwear, and you'll discover this girl's not the one, and she'll never be fun, you should just turn and run, because you'll find out that some girls try too hard...</center>|cite=blink-182's ''The Party Song''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>If you don't believe in yourself, no one else will.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
+{{cquote|<center>Because when I'm with you, there's nothing I wouldn't do. I just wanna be your only one.</center>|cite=blink-182's ''M+Ms''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
+{{cquote|<center>Fuck living, fuck dying, fuck laughing, fuck crying, fuck this song, but mostly, fuck you! Fuck love, hate, and friends! Fuck following trends! Fuck this song, can't wait 'til it ends!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Sometimes by losing a battle, you find a new way to win the war.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
+{{cquote|<center>Fuck old school, fuck new school, fuck not cool, fuck too cool, fuck hip and ironically lame! Fuck giving advice, fuck trying to be nice! Fuck you and you know who you are!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
+{{cquote|<center> Fuck everyone, but fuck you the most, fuck everything, but fuck you the most! With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Donald, you're not going to be able to insult your way to the presidency. That's not going to happen.</center>|cite=Jeb Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>...Please clap.</center>|cite=Jeb Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>Actually, I'm not drunk. At all. No, I've gotta drive all these people home. Have a good time...! Assholes...</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Everybody's Drunk''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Can someone attack me, please?</center>|cite=Ben Carson}}
+{{cquote|<center>When I think about the way you let me down, I wonder if I'm supposed to count on you, ''how could you ignore me?!''</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''My Imaginary Friend''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>What is Aleppo?</center>|cite=Gary Johnson}}
+{{cquote|<center>My imaginary friend didn't come through in the end, so I'll have to find a real one. Didn't answer when I called, well, I guess it's just because he was never there at all...</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''My Imaginary Friend''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>A broken clock is right once a day.</center>|cite=Rick Perry}}
+{{cquote|<center>Why can't I just get over you? You hurt me so bad with all the things you do, and I try so hard, but I can't give it up! I love you so much, but I think you suck!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''I Love / You Suck''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I'm more Jewish than you think I am. I read the part of the Bible that said the Jews are God's chosen people.</center>|cite=Rick Perry}}
+{{cquote|<center>This one is for all the suckers who still believe in love! ''Shut up!''</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Suckers''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>George W. Bush did an incredible job in the presidency, defending us from freedom.</center>|cite=Rick Perry}}
+{{cquote|<center>This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love! This one's for you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Suckers''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I did not have sexual relations with that woman.</center>|cite=Bill Clinton}}
+{{cquote|<center>This song is brought to you in part by all the suckers who still believe in love! This one's for you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Suckers''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.</center>|cite=Bill Clinton}}
+{{cquote|<center>'Cause you're gonna go to the record store, and you're gonna give 'em all your money! Radio plays what they want you to hear, tell me it's cool, I just don't believe it!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Sell Out''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Who am I? ...Why am I here?</center>|cite=James Stockdale}}
+{{cquote|<center>So I signed onto the record company, they say they're gonna give me lots of money, if I play what they want you to hear! They tell me it's cool, and I sure believe it!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Sell Out''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You know, I didn't have my hearing aid turned on. Tell me again.</center>|cite=James Stockdale}}
+{{cquote|<center>Baby, don't you sign that paper tonight, she said, but I can't work in fast food all my life...!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Sell Out''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I do not like broccoli, and I haven't liked it since I was a little kid, and my mother made me eat it. And I'm the President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli!</center>|cite=George H.W. Bush}}
+{{cquote|<center>So here I am, doing everything I can, holding onto what I am, pretending I'm a superman.</center>|cite=Goldfinger's ''Superman''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Greetings, Stalin. It is a pleasure to meet you. Here: have a copy of my little red book. You might learn something.</center>|cite=Mao Tse-tung in ''Civilization IV''}}
+{{cquote|<center>So here I am, growing older all the time, looking older all the time, feeling younger in my mind. And here I am, doing everything I can, holding onto what I am, pretending I'm a superman.</center>|cite=Goldfinger's ''Superman''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Welcome to Rome, Charles de Gaulle. Care for some salad? I made it myself. </center>|cite=Julius Caesar in ''Civilization IV''}}
+{{cquote|<center>What happened to dignity? Did it go away again, just like some worn-out trend?</center>|cite=Goldfinger's ''Spokesman''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Forget it. I have wigs that are smarter than you are.</center>|cite=Louis XIV in ''Civilization IV''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Don't wanna rest, I don't wanna breathe when I hear about life. Don't wanna hear a spokesman.</center>|cite=Goldfinger's ''Spokesman''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Care for a smoked hamster?</center>|cite=Huayna Capac in ''Civilization IV''}}
+{{cquote|<center>So tell me what it's like to be with you. Remind me of the things we used to do, and tell me that this time will never end. Tell me what it's like, tell me again...</center>|cite=Goldfinger's ''Tell Me''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>China will not listen to your bourgeois lies!</center>|cite=Mao Tse-tung in ''Civilization IV''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You tell me where your skeleton's hiding, tell me all, and I'll tell you! You think you have a real good fucking answer?! A fucking answer, I'll give you!</center>|cite=Goldfinger's ''Answers''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>{{rollover|Acta est fabula, plaudite!|The play is done, applaud!|y}}</center>|cite=Augustus Caesar's last words}}
+{{cquote|<center>That'll be the day when the sun falls down, the angels may weep, but I'll hear no sounds, but hey!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''That'll Be The Day''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>{{rollover|Vivo!|I still live!|y}}</center>|cite=Caligula's last words}}
+{{cquote|<center>And when you wake up, everything is gonna be fine, I guarantee that you wake in a better place, and in a better time. So you're tired of living, and you feel like you might give in, well don't! It's not your time!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''A Better Place, A Better Time''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Ya know what ya wanna do wit dat, 'ight? You wanna put a bangin' donk on it.</center>|cite=The Blackout Crew's ''Put a Donk On It''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Come, come, like sugar, my love, until the bitter taste is gone.</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Sugarpill''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>?</center>|cite=Doki in ''There She Is!! Step 1''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Oh, sugarpill, I believe you. Oh sugarpill, I wanna eat you up.</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Sugarpill''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Wish your <s>love</s> cake is delivered safely...</center>|cite=Ending credits of ''There She Is!! Step 2 - Cake Dance.''}}
+{{cquote|<center>If I put my hands around your wrists, would you fight them? If I put my fingers in your mouth, would you bite them?</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Hatefuck''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Second date?</center>|cite=Nabi's sign in ''There She Is!! Step 3 - Doki & Nabi.''}}
+{{cquote|<center>All your shining friends that despise you to your face, what would they say now if they saw you in this place? Naked and breathless, could you live with this disgrace? Could you live, could you live, could you live with this?</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Hatefuck''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>No answer.</center>|cite=Doki's phone in ''There She Is!! Step 4 - Paradise''}}
+{{cquote|<center>And there will be no tenderness, no tenderness, there will be no tenderness, no tenderness. I will show no mercy to you, you had no mercy for me. The only thing I ask, love me mercilessly.</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Hatefuck''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I thought that, if the world won't change, we could never reach happiness...</center>|cite=Opening credits of ''There She Is!! Step 5 - Imagine''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Nothing here is set in stone, nothing's ever set in stone, everything I have some day will fall apart and fade away...</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Angelina''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Goodbye.</center>|cite="Echoes" mailing list}}
+{{cquote|<center>Don't look at me that way... It was an honest mistake.</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''An Honest Mistake''}}
 </option>
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-{{cquote|<center>Wouldn't you miss me? Wouldn't you miss me at all?!</center>|cite=Syd Barrett's ''Dark Globe''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Point me to the sky above, I can get there on my own! Walk me to the graveyard, dig up her bones!</center>|cite=Misfits' ''Dig Up Her Bones''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Mew is a clone of Mew.[[Special:Contributions/24.23.157.0|24.23.157.0]] 10:53, 11 February 2012 (EST)</center>|cite=Some IP's response to a Smash Arena fight (Mewtwo vs. Lucario)}}
+{{cquote|<center>We speaks about travel, yeah, we think about the land, we smart like all peoples, feeling real tan. I can take you places, do you need a new man? Wipe the pollen from the faces, make revision to a dream, while you wait in the van.</center>|cite=Interpol's ''Evil''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>'''FUCK MEXICO!'''</center>|cite=Nicolas Cage}}
+{{cquote|<center>Sandy, why can't we look the other way? Why can't we just play the other game? Why can't we just look the other way?!</center>|cite=Interpol's ''Evil''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Well when i'm in a higher level than Wikia staff. It will be an administrator but global and it will have too many tools and if that, i can kill all Wikia staff by terminating their accounts and removing their access so they can't access their account. If they had a suspended account then they cannot log in and i will answer you and get rid of all the good admins in Smash wiki and smash all founders and everything. If they were smashed then they will never log in to a site again.</center>|cite= Brandondorf9999}}
+{{cquote|<center>Fly away on my zephyr, I feel it more than ever. And in this perfect weather, we'll find a place together.</center>|cite=The Red Hot Chili Peppers' ''The Zephyr Song''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I find ReDeads rather relatable to the typical teenager. They sleep all day, walk with a droop, speak through a series of groans and grunts, latch onto anything they deem attractive, and... Yeah.</center>|cite=ToastUltimatum}}
+{{cquote|<center>You bastard! You lying ''bastard!'' That is it, I no cover for you no more! Peoples, I have a ''big'' announcement! <br><br>This man is gay '''AND''' European!</center>|cite=''There, Right There!'' from ''Legally Blonde''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I'm going to have to admit that you have been quite a strong new user, especially for a girl.</center>|cite=Dots}}
+{{cquote|<center>You are so gay, you big parfait, ''you flaming boy in cabaret!''</center>|cite=''There, Right There!'' from ''Legally Blonde''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Never have I ever watched Titanic. Overrated anyways. </center>|cite=Dots}}
+{{cquote|<center>It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way! Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way!</center>|cite=Tomboy's ''OK2BGAY''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>MHStarCraft does not actually play Project M, despite it being a mod that is easy to setup unlike mods for other games. He in fact dislikes Project M. He also refuses to consider Project M as a game, refusing to also italicize it on this wiki as a result.</center>|cite=Dots}}
+{{cquote|<center>I *what*? With a *squid*?</center>|cite=Elodie in ''Long Live the Queen''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>It's just a mod, and a shitty one, as well. Who can we thank for Brawl's loss of a competitive scene? That's right, Project M!</center>|cite=ViciousViridian}}
+{{cquote|<center>My, what large breasts you have! Putting them on display for any particular reason?</center>|cite=Elodie in ''Long Live the Queen''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I then enjoyed the game again. Why? Because I avoided a certain mod called Project M, which these stupid hard core Melee fans made to ruin the Brawl community. </center>|cite=Falcon-X}}
+{{cquote|<center>Yes! I am invincible!</center>|cite=Boris Grishenko in ''GoldenEye''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]'' will forever live as the game that had the highest expectations and failed to deliver. It is a slow, commercialized, non-competitive and ''easy'' party platformer. ''[[Melee]]'' remains the greatest game ever made.</center>|cite=Randall00}}
+{{cquote|<center>dead world<br>full of shades<br>today I die</center>|cite=''[http://www.ludomancy.com/games/today.php?lang=en Today I Die]''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I love how you comment on every Marth thread to talk shit about him, just let it die man.</center>|cite=Lord_Izanagi on Brian}}
+{{cquote|<center>oo</center>|cite=[http://www.alcyone.com/oo/ oo]}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I consider my self to be a very mild mannered and soft spoken person</center>|cite=Brian}}
+{{cquote|<center>Sure enough, he finds another. He finds me.</center>|cite=Rucks in ''Bastion''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Do you guys ever learn? Why should I be nice guys? </center>|cite=Brian}}
+{{cquote|<center>Have you ever seen the fields of love? Have you ever felt the seeds of love?</center>|cite=ATB's ''The Fields of Love''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>It is too late for peace, you silly Soviet! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!</center>|cite=King Louis XIV in ''Civilization IV''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You'll remember me when the west wind moves upon the fields of barley... You'll forget the sun, in his jealous sky, as we walk in fields of gold.</center>|cite=Sting's ''Fields of Gold''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>I do not negotiate with terrorists.</center>|cite=Franklin D. Roosevelt in ''Civilization IV''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I dream of rain... I dream of gardens in the desert sand... I wake in vain... I dream of love as time runs through my hands...</center>|cite=Sting's ''Desert Rose''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS </center>|cite="GOB's program" in ''Arrested Development''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I'm sticking with you, because I'm made out of glue. Anything that you might do, I'm gonna do, too.</center>|cite=The Velvet Underground's ''I'm Sticking With You''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Does it the first enemy that not a Primid? </center>|cite=LennyKoopy on Spaak}}
+{{cquote|<center>You held up a stagecoach in the rain, and I'm doing the same. Saw you're hanging from a tree, and I made believe it was me.</center>|cite=The Velvet Underground's ''I'm Sticking With You''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Yes but i can tell Link always has boomberangs.</center>|cite=Brandondorf9999 on hitboxes}}
+{{cquote|<center>Wrap your troubles in dreams. Send them all away. Put them in a bottle, and across the seas, they'll stay...</center>|cite=Nico's ''Wrap Your Troubles In Dreams''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>D'you come from a land from down under?</center>|cite=Men at Work's ''Down Under''}}
+{{cquote|<center>These days, I seem to think a lot about the things that I forgot to do, and all the times I had the chance to...</center>|cite=Nico's ''These Days''}}
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 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Oh why is everybody always pickin' on me?</center>|cite=The Coasters' ''Charlie Brown''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Please don't confront me with my failures. I had not forgotten them.</center>|cite=Nico's ''These Days''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>And I feel the light in the night and in the day. And I feel the light when the sky's just mud and grey. And I feel the light when you tell me it's okay... 'Cause you're so great, and I love you...</center>|cite=Blur's ''You're So Great''}}
+{{cquote|<center>So I will find it, and I will climb it, but I see now, I'm not going home. And will it change me? I've fallen on my knees. When the night's falling, all I can say is I've seen better days.</center>|cite=Laura Shigihara's ''Better Days''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Still I write my songs... about that dream of mine...</center>|cite=NightWish's ''Ghost Love Score''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Close your eyes, it is time for you to tell the world goodnight. It might be dark inside, but there are still stars shining in the sky...</center>|cite=Laura Shigihara's ''Mori no Kokoro''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.</center>|cite=The Tokens' ''The Lion Sleeps Tonight''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Close your eyes, I am here, and everything will be alright. I am right here by your side, as we go walking through the night...</center>|cite=Laura Shigihara's ''Mori no Kokoro''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Hello, hello. This is the Planet GENETOS. <br><br><br>'''Who are you?'''</center>|cite=[http://www.tatsuya-koyama.com/software/wg002_genetos_eng.html GENETOS]}}
+{{cquote|<center>If we jump into the water, would we swim or would we drown? If we built a set of wings, then could we fly or just fall down? And if you keep talking to me through this darkness through this night, I'll be alright...</center>|cite=Laura Shigihara's ''Jump''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I hope that Damon Albarn and Alex James of Blur catch AIDS and die. </center>|cite=Noel Gallagher of Oasis}}
+{{cquote|<center>Oh, how I wish for soothing rain, all I wish is to dream again, my loving heart, lost in the dark, for hope I'd give my everything...</center>|cite=NightWish's ''Nemo''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>How are you gentlemen ''!!'' All your base are belong to us ''!!'' You are on the way to destruction ''!!'' </center>|cite=CATS from Zero Wing}}
+{{cquote|<center>YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR! ...Wait, who ''is'' my supervisor?</center>|cite=Cheryl Tunt in ''Archer''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'm a staunch independent. Every time I think I'm a Republican, they do something greedy, and every time I think I'm a Democrat, they do something stupid. </center>|cite=Jay Leno}}
+{{cquote|<center>Because how hard is it to poach a goddamn egg properly?!</center>|cite=Archer in ''Archer''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Everyone's going to save something now! Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails... </center>|cite=George Carlin}}
+{{cquote|<center>That sounds like a spectacularly bad idea.</center>|cite=The GM in ''Irregular Webcomic!''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>The planet is fine, it's the ''people'' that are fucked up!</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
+{{cquote|<center>Correct. So let's pretend we never saw each other.</center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
+{{cquote|<center>So I'm fairly useless in battle, but it's nice to meet you, all the same.</center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>Give us a grave! Give us a shovel! Give us a marker! Give us the Doctor! '''Give us the rope!'''</center>|cite=The Protomen's ''Give Us the Rope''}}
+{{cquote|<center>All this training you do is fine, but from time to time, think about your love. We are all – and this includes you knights, too – human. Living just for battle seems pretty sad, you know? It'll do you good to think about other things once in a while. </center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I've got this burning feeling, like my veins are filled with nothing but gasoline. </center>|cite=The Protomen's ''Light Up The Night''}}
+{{cquote|<center>My oh my! I'm not a popular fellow at all.</center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!! </center>|cite=Christian Weston Chandler}}
+{{cquote|<center>You don't smile. You don't speak. And you're still creepy.</center>|cite=Legault to Jaffar in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>PS. If I do not see this note in your paper, I will do something nasty, which you know I'm capable of doing.</center>|cite=The Zodiac Killer}}
+{{cquote|<center>Yep. I'm a fugitive, and you're a deserter. Looks like you and I were made for each other. </center>|cite=Legault to Heath in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>BATES HAD TO DIE<br><br>THERE WILL BE MORE</center>|cite=The Zodiac Killer}}
+{{cquote|<center>...Huh, even as a monster, you are a handsome one, Lloyd. But you know something? I can't let this continue!! </center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''YOU CAN NOT STOP US.<br><br>WE HAVE THIS ANTHRAX.<br><br>YOU DIE NOW.<br><br>ARE YOU AFRAID?'''</center>|cite=The Anthrax Letters}}
+{{cquote|<center>...Commander... I really didn't want to see you like this. ...All I can give you is one last act of rebellion. </center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>'''THIS IS NEXT<br><br>TAKE PENACILIN NOW'''</center>|cite=The Anthrax Letters}}
+{{cquote|<center>What's going on here!? Somebody, get that girl!</center>|cite=Yogi in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You may NOT change a damn thing with this WAD, if you do, i will blow you up. And it will be cool.</center>|cite=Eric Harris}}
+{{cquote|<center>Are you sure? This skill level isn't even remotely fair.</center>|cite="Nightmare!" difficulty in ''Doom''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You know, a long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody's crazy.</center>|cite=Charles Manson}}
+{{cquote|<center>Yes indeed!</center>|cite=Heckran from ''Chrono Trigger''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>When the confrontation begins, strike like champions who do not want to go back to this world.</center>|cite=Mohamed Atta}}
+{{cquote|<center>'''STAY F*CKING CALM!'''</center>|cite=Michael Scott in ''The Office''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>One, two, three, four, fix, six, seven, all good children go to heaven. </center>|cite=The Beatles's ''You Never Gave Me Your Money''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Dwight may have won this battle, but I will win... the next battle.</center>|cite=Andy Bernard in ''The Office''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>You won't break the armour... I will never surrender.</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Mecha Love''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them. Or he quits them, if they are unfair.</center>|cite=Andy Bernard in ''The Office''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I should've burnt this flame out years ago, but you burnt my house down, and I won't move. And as I stand here alone in this dust, I've got nothing left to lose.</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Declaration of War''}}
+{{cquote|<center>There are always a million reasons not to do something.</center>|cite=Jan Levenson in ''The Office''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I've seen your ways, and I know your plans, 'cause I've been around and I've seen this place before. I won't do this anymore, but if you want war, then you've got war.</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Declaration of War''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Bite my shiny metal ass.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>I should have closed these borders years ago, but you left me somewhere I know well. And as I stand here in no man's land, I contemplate your attack!</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Declaration of War''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion.<br><br>'''Hey other universe! BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!'''</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
 </option>
 <option>
-{{cquote|<center>There is no dark side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark. </center>|cite=Ending narration of Pink Floyd's ''Eclipse''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Afterlife? If I knew I had to go to a whole other life, I'd kill myself right now.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
 </option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Yep, we're boned.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I'll build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Bender is great!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Do the Bender! Do the Bender!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Game's over, losers, I have all the money! Compare your lives to mine, and then kill yourselves!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>This is the worst kind of discrimination: The kind against me!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Hey, do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No! So beat it!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I say, the world must learn of our peaceful ways ''by force!''</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I'm back, baby!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Hey, babe. You wanna kill all humans?</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission.</center>|cite=Zapp Brannigan in ''Futurama''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Look at me! I'm Doctor Zoidberg, homeowner!</center>|cite=Dr. Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Fry, it's been years since medical school, so remind me. Disembowelling in your species: Fatal, or non-fatal?</center>|cite=Dr. Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated.</center>|cite=Dr. John Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I broke your television!</center>|cite=Dr. John Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>By the way, I took the liberty of fertilising your caviar.</center>|cite=Dr. John Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Only the warrior who can admit mortal weakness will be bolstered by immortal strength.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Angelic Blessing"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I came seeking a challenge. All I found was you.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Utter End"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Wind Drake"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Most mirrors show your reflection. Others show your potential.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card – "Mirage Mirror"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Simun the Quiet filled the chest with his most precious thoughts. But in a fit of paranoia, he locked up the memory of where he hid the key.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Sorcerer's Strongbox"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Friends teach what you want to know. Enemies teach what you ''need'' to know.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Rhystic Study"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Your first mistake was thinking I would let you live long enough to make a second.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mental Misstep"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>As it moved, the wurm's spines gathered up bits of flowstone, which took the shapes of dead villagers' heads. Each head spoke a single sound, but if taken together, they said, "Alas for the living."</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Spined Wurm"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>If I wanted your opinion, I would have told you what it was.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Stifle"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>No fear. No sense. And soon, no lunch.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Nausea"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Was it something I said?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Nausea"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>There is no drake that flies faster than a crossbow bolt.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Crossbow Ambush"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>The lifespan of a wirefly can be precisely described as "short".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Wirefly Hive"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Not all heroes die in armor.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Blessed Spirits"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Once he'd worked out which end of the thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Piker"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Each tooth is the length of a horse, and new ones grow in every sixteen days. Let's get a closer look!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gigantosaurus"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Melt that which was never frozen.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pyrite Spellbomb"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Finding themselves in a new and unexplored world, they immediately set it on fire.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Razerunners"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>There are terrors lurking in the unseen corners of us all.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Tortured Existence"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>When times are tough, the poor eat the rats. When times are tougher, the rats eat the poor.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Drainpipe Vermin"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Which would you like first: the insult, or the injury?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Undermine"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>The Keldons may have explosive tempers, but ''I'' have explosives.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mine Bearer"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>There's little more demeaning than getting your butt kicked by a bunch of bunnies.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Jackalope Herd"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>What am I looking at? Ashes, dead man.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Prodigal Pyromancer"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Lands ravaged, cities in ruins, so many lives sacrificed, and yet, there was no other word for it but victory.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Near-Death Experience"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>If you want to kill a lot of goblins, just make sure your defenses look like fun.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lightmine Field"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>What's the worst that can happen?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gamble"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>There are medicines for all afflictions but idleness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Stupor"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Every day, I fight for my life and win. Every night, I fight to remember my name, and lose.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Grafted Skullcap"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Until you have lived as a statue, do not talk to me of pigeons.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Xanthic Statue"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>The more unlikely the victory, the more memorable the success.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Chance Encounter"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>No thought, but hunger. No strategy, but destruction.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pathrazer of Ulamog"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>No one spoke. There was no need. The threat of the Eldrazi presented a simple choice: lay down your weapons and die for nothing, or hold them fast and die for something.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Time of Heroes"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>There are many words and phrases that can cause an experienced wizard to tremble in fear. Chief among them is "Oops".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Research Assistant"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Last Word"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Be at peace, and observe its beauty. Be at war, and feel its justice.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Angelic Wall"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>What was heads again? </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Puppet's Verdict"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I want a banana ''this'' big!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gorilla Titan"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>The good news is, we figured out how the wand works. The bad news is, we figured out how the wand works.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Pyromancer"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>The smallest seed of regret can bloom into redemption.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Swords to Plowshares"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some gold.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Reparations"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>At the academy, "show and tell" too often becomes "run and hide".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Show and Tell"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>It's fun. He doesn't need another reason.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Manic Vandal"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Dumb Ass"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I don't get it. Why doesn't anybody like me?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Smart Ass"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>He wanders the land in search of Good Ass.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Bad Ass"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>But...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "City of Ass"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>It's as solid as the club in its hand - and about as subtle.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Rhox"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>When nature calls, ''run''.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Primeval Titan"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Rain from this storm leaves you pinned to the ground like an insect.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Thorn Elemental"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Mirri leapt quickly and silently. The guard died likewise.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Leap"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>The most disappointing thing about learning telepathy is finding out how boring people really are.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Telepathy"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Like the tide, time both ebbs and flows.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Time Ebb"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Storm crow descending, winter unending. Storm crow departing, summer is starting.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Storm Crow"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Even more than carrion, they crave the last words of the dying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Murder of Crows"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>The fatal flaw in every plan is the assumption that you know more than the enemy.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mana Leak"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>"Hard to imagine," mused Hanna, stroking the petal, "such a lovely flower inspiring such greed."</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lotus Petal"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>"And if I'm lying," he began...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Meteorite"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Petrifying gaze, deadly fangs, knifelike dorsal spines, venomous saliva... Am I missing anything? ...Toxic bones? Seriously?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Daggerback Basilisk"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>For his family, Barrin made a funeral pyre of Tolaria.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Obliterate"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>The enemy has been destroyed, sir. So have the forest, the city, your palace, your dog...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Obliterate"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, never surrender, and don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Drudge Skeletons"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I can think of ''one'' goblin it ain't so lucky for.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krark's Thumb"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Krark was the kind of goblin who'd lose his thumb in a wager, and come right back with "Double or nothing!".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krark's Other Thumb"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>The lawmage's argument was clever and well-reasoned, but Blunk's response proved irrefutable.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Skullcrack"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>For the first time in his life, Grakk felt a little warm and fuzzy inside.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pacifism"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Sometimes death comes knocking. Sometimes it tears down the walls.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Army of the Damned"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Hup, two, three, four, don't know how to count no more.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Coat of Arms"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Species XR17 feeds upon the mental energies of its victims. This explains why the goblins remain unaffected.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Synapse Sliver"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>My mother once told me angels sing their swords' names with each strike.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Archangel"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>The sky rang with the cries of armored seraphs, and the darkness made a tactical retreat.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Archangel"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Follow the light. In its absence, follow her.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Serra Angel"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>If there can be no victory, then I will fight forever.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Darksteel Plate"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>He didn't have a word for "home," but he knew it was something to be defended.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Ogre Resister"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Cut it down, bury it in snow, put it to the torch. The rose will still bloom again.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Resolute Archangel"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Sometimes you die a glorious death with your sword held high. Sometimes you're just target practice.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Searing Spear"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>DANGER! Keep appendages clear of front of machine. And rear of machine. And side of machine. And top of machine.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Razorfield Thresher"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>So great is his certainty that mere facts cannot shake it.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "True Believer"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>One bone broken for every twig snapped underfoot.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Llanowar Elves"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>After the Foundry Street riot, Arrester Hulbein tried to ban bludgeons. Which, inevitably, resulted in another riot.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Foundry Street Denizen"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>We have ways to make you talk, but you have nothing interesting to say.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Profane Prayers"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I don't know why people say a double-edged sword is bad. It's a sword. With two edges.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Manabarbs"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>A child's porcelain doll went missing one night, as did a pair of kitchen shears and the town magistrate.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Creepy Doll"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight ''everything'' with fire. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Sizzle"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Barbarians! They burned my favorite chair! We'll kill them all! </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Aggravate"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>The sparkmage shrieked, calling on the rage of the storms of his youth. To his surprise, the sky responded with a fierce energy he'd never thought to see again. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lightning Bolt"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly, he just raged.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Raging Goblin"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Goblin generals don't distinguish between troops and ammunition.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Barrage of Expendables"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Throw enough goblins at any problem and it should go away. At the very least, there'll be fewer goblins.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Piledriver"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Never tell goblins to fire at will.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Friendly Fire"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Goblins are eager to follow orders, especially when those orders involve stealing, hurting, annoying, eating, destroying, or swearing. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krenko's Command"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>He just likes to break legs. Collecting the debt is a bonus.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krenko's Enforcer"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Goblins journey to the sacrificial peaks in pairs so that the rare survivor might be able to relate the details of the other's grisly demise. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Dragon Fodder"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>On Dominaria, a scavenger. On Mirrodin, a predator.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Atog"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Enormous Baloth"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>What doesn't grow, dies. And what dies grows the tarmogoyf.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Tarmogoyf"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lhurgoyf"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Madness and genius are separated only by degrees of success. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Inspiration"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Day 31: I finally succeeded in my time reversal experiment!<br><br>Day 30: I might have a problem here.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Inspiration"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>His mind whirled with grand plans, never thinking of what might happen if he were to succeed. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Laboratory Maniac"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>The imp, unaware of its own odor, paused to catch its breath... and promptly died. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Foul Imp"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Step 1: Find your cousin.<br><br>Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon.<br><br>Step 3: Find another cousin. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fodder Cannon"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Fuses? We have more than enough! Now... which one was it?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Boompile"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Fire, aim, ready!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin War Strike"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>They certainly are.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Offensive"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>It's actually quite simple, but since you've only recently begun to walk upright, it may take some time to explain.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Redirect"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>The more victims he kills, the more likely he is to get the right one.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Assassin"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Always easily impressed, Durg was about to be blown away.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Archaeologist"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Over such beauty, wars are fought. With such power, wars are won.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gilded Lotus"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>At what price beauty?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lotus Vale"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I will flay the skin from your flesh and the flesh from your bones and scrape your bones dry. And still you will not have suffered enough.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Hatred"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>It is not that you will go mad. It is that you will beg for madness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Altar of Dementia"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Of course I'm sure I've gone mad. The little man who crawled out of my eye was quite clear on this.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Distress"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>"Invincible" is just a word.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Oust"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>By all means, keep trying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Indestructibility"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>He's smart for a goblin. He can do two things: hit ''and'' run. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Raider"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>With great power comes great risk of getting yourself killed.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Arsonist"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I got it! I got it! I- </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mogg Fanatic"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Wizards fought over the stone to exploit its power. Goblins fight over it because it's shiny. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Brightstone Ritual"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>The wizard who reads a thousand books is powerful. The wizard who memorizes a thousand books is insane.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Battle of Wits"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Asked how it survived a run-in with a bog imp, the pegasus just shook its mane and burped.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Armored Pegasus "}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Goblin lessons include the 2,071 tips for survival. Frek only remembered 2,070. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Spire Barrage"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>The goblins have forty-two different words for "ow." </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Detonate"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>It was probably a lousy spell in the first place.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Your attack has been rendered harmless. It is, however, quite pretty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>The pyromancer summoned up her mightiest onslaught of fire and rage. Jace feigned interest.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>He traded sands for skins, skins for gold, gold for life. In the end, he traded life for sand.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Squandered Resources"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>There is a future in which I can see only mist and a single shadow.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Apocalypse"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Players that don't read flavor text aren't too bright, sorta smell, and dress funny. But let's just keep this between us, okay? They can get kind of violent. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Double Header"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, ''don't'' eat the delicious cards.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fat Ass"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Editor's note: There were no suitable flavor text submissions for this card.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Censorship"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on? </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Ow"}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,<br>Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;<br>It had been strange, even in a dream,<br>To have seen those dead men rise. </center>|cite=Samuel Taylor Coleridge's ''The Rime of the Ancient Mariner''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>And the unclean spirits went out, and entered the swine: and the herd ran violently...</center>|cite=''Mark 5:13'', The Bible}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>...Before honour is humility.</center>|cite=''Proverbs 15:33'', The Bible}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>...do not be afraid, for I am with you; do not be alarmed, for I am your God. I give you strength, truly I help you, truly I hold you firm with my saving right hand.</center>|cite=''Isaiah 41:10'', The Bible}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>For this is how God loved the world: he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him may not perish but may have eternal life.</center>|cite=''John 3:16'', The Bible}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>...and light shines in darkness, and darkness could not overpower it.</center>|cite=''John 1:5'', The Bible}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Even were I to walk in a ravine as dark as death I should fear no danger, for you are at my side. Your staff and your crook are there to soothe me.</center>|cite=''Psalms 23:4'', The Bible}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Do not judge, and you will not be judged; because the judgements you give are the judgements you will get, and the standard you use will be the standard used for you.</center>|cite=''Matthew 7:1-2'', The Bible}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Anyone who wants to save his life will lose it; but anyone who loses his life for my sake will find it.</center>|cite=''Matthew 16:25'', The Bible}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Look at what the homosexuals have done to me. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It makes want to set myself on fire!</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>So say goodbye to these, '''BECAUSE IT'S THE LAST TIME-'''</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out.</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I don't know what that means. But it sounds disgusting.</center>|cite=Buster Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Please tell your friends about this show.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Now that's a clear-cut situation with the promise of comedy. Tell your friends.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Buster so excelled at being neither seen nor heard that he remained at school undetected for a full two semesters after he was supposed to graduate.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, you freak, bitch!</center>|cite="Buster's Hook Replacement" in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Well, I... don't know what I expected...</center>|cite=Michael Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>But trust me. We are fucked. ''Fucked''.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I'm afraid I just blue myself.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Oh, I can just taste those meaty, leading-man parts in my mouth.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>'''''Oh my god, we're having a fire!''''' ...Sale.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I need to prove to her that I'm not just a man, but a man's man.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Even if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it up.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now, I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>YOU GET THE HELL OUT!</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>These are not the cops! These are the strippers! '''Look at how hot they are!'''</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Moms are such a pain in the ass, it's like, "die already!"</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Daddy horny, Michael.</center>|cite=George Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>If you don't succeed, then you run the risk of failure.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out, and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I deserve respect for the things I did not do.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to move forward. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>The loss of life will be irreplaceable.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have tremendous impact on history. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I think that I have made good judgements in the past, and I think that I have made good judgements in the future.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy...but that could change.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific, and it is a part of the United States that is an island that is right there.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>You lose.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I feel I no longer fit in with these times.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I do not choose to run.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I am not fit for this office and never should have been here.</center>|cite=Warren G. Harding}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Facts are stupid things.</center>|cite=Ronald Reagan}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.</center>|cite=Ronald Reagan}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Hi, my name is Al Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United States.</center>|cite=Al Gore}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Well, actually, he forgot Poland.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>We must stop the terror. I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you.<br><br>Now watch this drive.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>The people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements they have achieved.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>For every fatal shooting, there are about 3 non-fatal shootings. Folks, this is unacceptable in America.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I want to make sure that everybody who has a job wants a job.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you... Fool me... you can't get fooled again.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country, and neither do we.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>It's clearly a budget. It's got lots of numbers in it.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>They misunderestimated me.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all.</center>|cite=James Matthis}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>PowerPoint makes us stupid.</center>|cite=James Matthis}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I don't have worry and stress. I cause worry and stress.</center>|cite=James Matthis}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>The Wall just got ten feet higher.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I never attacked him on his looks, and believe me, there's plenty of subject matter right there.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Wrong.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>You're fired.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Everyone's always blaming me for everything.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>If you don't believe in yourself, no one else will.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Sometimes by losing a battle, you find a new way to win the war.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Donald, you're not going to be able to insult your way to the presidency. That's not going to happen.</center>|cite=Jeb Bush}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>...Please clap.</center>|cite=Jeb Bush}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Can someone attack me, please?</center>|cite=Ben Carson}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>What is Aleppo?</center>|cite=Gary Johnson}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>A broken clock is right once a day.</center>|cite=Rick Perry}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I'm more Jewish than you think I am. I read the part of the Bible that said the Jews are God's chosen people.</center>|cite=Rick Perry}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>George W. Bush did an incredible job in the presidency, defending us from freedom.</center>|cite=Rick Perry}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I did not have sexual relations with that woman.</center>|cite=Bill Clinton}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.</center>|cite=Bill Clinton}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Who am I? ...Why am I here?</center>|cite=James Stockdale}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>You know, I didn't have my hearing aid turned on. Tell me again.</center>|cite=James Stockdale}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I do not like broccoli, and I haven't liked it since I was a little kid, and my mother made me eat it. And I'm the President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli!</center>|cite=George H.W. Bush}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>{{rollover|Acta est fabula, plaudite!|The play is done, applaud!|y}}</center>|cite=Augustus Caesar's last words}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>{{rollover|Vivo!|I still live!|y}}</center>|cite=Caligula's last words}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Ya know what ya wanna do wit dat, 'ight? You wanna put a bangin' donk on it.</center>|cite=The Blackout Crew's ''Put a Donk On It''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Wish your <s>love</s> cake is delivered safely...</center>|cite=Ending credits of ''There She Is!! Step 2 - Cake Dance.''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I thought that, if the world won't change, we could never reach happiness...</center>|cite=Opening credits of ''There She Is!! Step 5 - Imagine''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Wouldn't you miss me? Wouldn't you miss me at all?!</center>|cite=Syd Barrett's ''Dark Globe''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Mew is a clone of Mew.[[Special:Contributions/24.23.157.0|24.23.157.0]] 10:53, 11 February 2012 (EST)</center>|cite=Some IP's response to a Smash Arena fight (Mewtwo vs. Lucario)}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Well when i'm in a higher level than Wikia staff. It will be an administrator but global and it will have too many tools and if that, i can kill all Wikia staff by terminating their accounts and removing their access so they can't access their account. If they had a suspended account then they cannot log in and i will answer you and get rid of all the good admins in Smash wiki and smash all founders and everything. If they were smashed then they will never log in to a site again.</center>|cite= Brandondorf9999}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I find ReDeads rather relatable to the typical teenager. They sleep all day, walk with a droop, speak through a series of groans and grunts, latch onto anything they deem attractive, and... Yeah.</center>|cite=ToastUltimatum}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I'm going to have to admit that you have been quite a strong new user, especially for a girl.</center>|cite=Dots}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Never have I ever watched Titanic. Overrated anyways. </center>|cite=Dots}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>MHStarCraft does not actually play Project M, despite it being a mod that is easy to setup unlike mods for other games. He in fact dislikes Project M. He also refuses to consider Project M as a game, refusing to also italicize it on this wiki as a result.</center>|cite=Dots}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>It's just a mod, and a shitty one, as well. Who can we thank for Brawl's loss of a competitive scene? That's right, Project M!</center>|cite=ViciousViridian}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I then enjoyed the game again. Why? Because I avoided a certain mod called Project M, which these stupid hard core Melee fans made to ruin the Brawl community. </center>|cite=Falcon-X}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]'' will forever live as the game that had the highest expectations and failed to deliver. It is a slow, commercialized, non-competitive and ''easy'' party platformer. ''[[Melee]]'' remains the greatest game ever made.</center>|cite=Randall00}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I love how you comment on every Marth thread to talk shit about him, just let it die man.</center>|cite=Lord_Izanagi on Brian}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I consider my self to be a very mild mannered and soft spoken person</center>|cite=Brian}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Do you guys ever learn? Why should I be nice guys? </center>|cite=Brian}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Does it the first enemy that not a Primid? </center>|cite=LennyKoopy on Spaak}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Yes but i can tell Link always has boomberangs.</center>|cite=Brandondorf9999 on hitboxes}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>D'you come from a land from down under?</center>|cite=Men at Work's ''Down Under''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Oh why is everybody always pickin' on me?</center>|cite=The Coasters' ''Charlie Brown''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I've known of your secluded nights, I've even seen her maybe once or twice. But is her sweet expression worth more than my love and affection?</center>|cite=The Supremes' ''Stop! In the Name of Love''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>You broke my heart, 'cause I couldn't dance. You didn't even want me around! And now, I'm back to let you know I can really shake 'em down.<br><br>'''''DO YOU LOVE ME?!'''''</center>|cite=The Contours' ''Do You Love Me?''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>And I feel the light in the night and in the day. And I feel the light when the sky's just mud and grey. And I feel the light when you tell me it's okay... 'Cause you're so great, and I love you...</center>|cite=Blur's ''You're So Great''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Still I write my songs... about that dream of mine...</center>|cite=NightWish's ''Ghost Love Score''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.</center>|cite=The Tokens' ''The Lion Sleeps Tonight''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Hello, hello. This is the Planet GENETOS. <br><br><br>'''Who are you?'''</center>|cite=[http://www.tatsuya-koyama.com/works/games/genetos/ GENETOS]}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I hope that Damon Albarn and Alex James of Blur catch AIDS and die. </center>|cite=Noel Gallagher of Oasis}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>How are you gentlemen ''!!'' All your base are belong to us ''!!'' You are on the way to destruction ''!!'' </center>|cite=CATS from Zero Wing}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I'm a staunch independent. Every time I think I'm a Republican, they do something greedy, and every time I think I'm a Democrat, they do something stupid. </center>|cite=Jay Leno}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Everyone's going to save something now! Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails... </center>|cite=George Carlin}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Political correctness cripples discourse, creates ugly language, and is generally stupid.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>Give us a grave! Give us a shovel! Give us a marker! Give us the Doctor! '''Give us the rope!'''</center>|cite=The Protomen's ''Give Us the Rope''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I've got this burning feeling, like my veins are filled with nothing but gasoline. </center>|cite=The Protomen's ''Light Up The Night''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!! </center>|cite=Christian Weston Chandler}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>One, two, three, four, fix, six, seven, all good children go to heaven. </center>|cite=The Beatles's ''You Never Gave Me Your Money''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>You won't break the armour... I will never surrender.</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Mecha Love''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I should've burnt this flame out years ago, but you burnt my house down, and I won't move. And as I stand here alone in this dust, I've got nothing left to lose.</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Declaration of War''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>'Cause I've seen your ways, and I know your plans, 'cause I've been around and I've seen this place before. I won't do this anymore, but if you want war, then you've got war.</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Declaration of War''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>I should have closed these borders years ago, but you left me somewhere I know well. And as I stand here in no man's land, I contemplate your attack!</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Declaration of War''}}
+</option>
+<option>
+{{cquote|<center>There is no dark side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark. </center>|cite=Ending narration of Pink Floyd's ''Eclipse''}}
+</option>
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-{{cquote|<center>This will not stand, you know? This aggression will not stand, man! </center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
+{{cquote|<center>This will not stand, you know? This aggression will not stand, man.</center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that says "Dead Nigger Storage"? You know why you didn't see that sign? 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead nig<!---->gers ain't my fucking business, that's why!</center>|cite=Jimmie in ''Pulp Fiction''}}
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-<option>
-{{cquote|<center>Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own faeces.</center>|cite=Jules in ''Pulp Fiction''}}
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+</option>
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+{{cquote|<center>Man, fuck this game, fuck it to hell, fuck it to oblivion, fuck it to DAMNATION OF MANKIND!</center>|cite=The Angry Video Game Nerd}}
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 {{cquote|<center>Not even close, baybee!</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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+{{cquote|<center>You are biased and nitpicking, I win, bye bye.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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-{{cquote|<center>The best furry is a gay furry: One that won't breed.</center>|cite=Spokker Jones}}
+{{cquote|<center>But... hello, you! I'm Guru Larry, and I welcome you to Fact Hunt!</center>|cite=Guru Larry}}
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-<option>
-{{cquote|<center>If there were a building that stood for grammatical integrity, this email would be the plane that crashed into it.</center>|cite=Maddox}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Oh, and by the way:<br><br>'''Go away.'''</center>|cite=Maddox}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Yes! Yes! </center>|cite=M. Bison from the ''Street Fighter'' cartoon}}
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-{{cquote|<center>"No, John. You are the demons"<br>"And then John was a zombie."</center>|cite=[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doom-repercussions-of-evil-you-are-the-demons DOOM: Repercussions of Evil]}}
+{{cquote|<center>And you've been so busy lately that you haven't found the time to open up your mind, and watch the world spinning, gently out of time</center>|cite=Blur's ''Out of Time''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Stupid, stupid imp! You're stupid! And you're gonna be stupid and dead!!</center>|cite=Doomguy in the ''Doom'' comic}}
+{{cquote|<center>You are the one... you'll never be alone again. You're more than in my head, you're more...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns' ''You Are The One''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Sweet Christmas! Big-mouthed floating thingies! It's always something!</center>|cite=Doomguy in the ''Doom'' comic}}
+{{cquote|<center>{{rollover|Mado kara mieru...|Through the window, I see...|y}}</center>|cite=Christopher Tin's ''Mado Kara Mieru''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Woo hoo!</center>|cite=Blur's ''Song 2''}}
+{{cquote|<center>You! I want to take you to a gay bar!</center>|cite=Electric Six's ''Gay Bar''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>And watch the world spinning, gently out of time...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Out of Time''}}
+{{cquote|<center>I've got something to put in you!<br><br>I've got something to put in you!<br><br>I've got something to put in you!<br><br>At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!</center>|cite=Electric Six's ''Gay Bar''}}
-</option>
-<option>
-{{cquote|<center>You are the one... you'll never be alone again. You're more than in my head, you're more...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns' ''You Are The One''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>{{rollover|Mado kara mieru...|Through the window, I see...|y}}</center>|cite=Christopher Tin's ''Mado Kara Mieru''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Wind me up, put me down, start me off, and watch me go!</center>|cite=Caesars' ''Jerk It Out''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>You! I want to take you to a gay bar!</center>|cite=Electric Six's ''Gay Bar''}}
+{{cquote|<center>Because it's easy once you know how it's done, you can't stop now, it's already begun. You feel it running through your bones, and you jerk it out.</center>|cite=Caesars' ''Jerk It Out''}}
-</option>
-<option>
-{{cquote|<center>I've got something to put in you!<br><br>I've got something to put in you!<br><br>I've got something to put in you!<br><br>At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!</center>|cite=Electric Six's ''Gay Bar''}}
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-{{cquote|<center>Wind me up, put me down, start me up, and watch me roll!</center>|cite=Caesars' ''Jerk It Out''}}
+{{cquote|<center>No, I can't hear nothing because I got my head up in the clouds...</center>|cite=Caesars' ''Jerk It Out''}}
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