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{{cquote|<center>He say you under arrest, Mr. Deckard. He say you blade runner.</center>|cite=Sushi Master in ''Blade Runner''}}
{{cquote|<center>He say you under arrest, Mr. Deckard. He say you blade runner.</center>|cite=Sushi Master in ''Blade Runner''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello!</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>Overall, I give it 73%. Because I'm a fucking idiot.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello, good evening, and potato to another Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>By the power of Poundland! I can't hold my accessories!</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>Obviously, this hotel is a notorious black spot for kettle fuckers.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>I fear no man now that I have this impervious ladder of steel, this... ''this god of blades, this '''MOTHERFUCKING EXCALIBUR'''! Come on, my beauty, let use demonstrate your omnipotent power and '''CLEAVE THIS HIDEOUS EARTH IN TWAIN!!'''''</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than ''The Brown Bunny''.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''The Brown Bunny''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than ''The Brown Bunny''.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''The Brown Bunny''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''North''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, and by the way, I have a goddamn moustache now.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, and by the way, I have a goddamn moustache now.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You know who's a  douchebag? Our fucking retarded mayor.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Holy shit, is our mayor a fucking douchebag.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The show's changed, bitches! Now it's a fucking narrative show, and I'm like goddamn Batman! </center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>The show's changed, bitches! Now it's a fucking narrative show, and I'm like goddamn Batman! </center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You know, Trip, not too many people know this, but I used to be gay. I mean, I'm  still gay, but I used to be ''really'' gay, like... I'd suck so many dicks, I wouldn't get anything done gay, you know?</center>|cite=Batman in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I wouldn't trust you running a ''bath'', let alone a fucking restaurant!</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
{{cquote|<center>I wouldn't trust you running a ''bath'', let alone a fucking restaurant!</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You... are a walking disaster.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>James is an ass, and we won't be working with him again.</center>|cite=Gabe Newell}}
{{cquote|<center>James is an ass, and we won't be working with him again.</center>|cite=Gabe Newell}}
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{{cquote|<center>Windows 8 was like this giant sadness. It just hurt everybody in the PC business.</center>|cite=Gabe Newell}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster?</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Monster''}}
{{cquote|<center>What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster?</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Monster''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And you'll start to compromise, just to get to the other side.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Raoul''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll hold on, 'cause it's you I love so dearly. When the rain, the storm, and all is done, caress me with your sweet lullaby...</center>|cite=Mitsunori Ikeda's ''Fallen Angel''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I'll hold on, 'cause it's you I love so dearly. When the rain, the storm, and all is done, caress me with your sweet lullaby...</center>|cite=Mitsunori Ikeda's ''Fallen Angel''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Everything you know is wrong, just forget the words and sing along. All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Everything You Know Is Wrong".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?<br><br>''Shaft!''</center>|cite=Isaac Hayes's ''Theme From Shaft''}}
{{cquote|<center>Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?<br><br>''Shaft!''</center>|cite=Isaac Hayes's ''Theme From Shaft''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I possess a gaping chasm that swallows all matter. A pit of gravity that grows fatter...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Fill My Black Hole''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's not just any mammal...it's a space walrus!</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Space Walrus''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It's not just any mammal...it's a space walrus!</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Space Walrus''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Such is my love for you, that I lay a puppy on your pillow. ''And then I sprinkle it with chocolate...!''</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Passion of the Manwhore''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ducks float buoyantly on a pond of my desire... reflected in a labyrinth of my pain...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Passion of the Manwhore''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Nothing aggravates a delicate situation much more than a massive detonation.</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''The Great Chimp Heist''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't call me a living dead. Don't you know that scares me?</center>|cite=Hsien-ko in ''Vampire Savior''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't call me a living dead. Don't you know that scares me?</center>|cite=Hsien-ko in ''Vampire Savior''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Violence doesn't solve anything, but it sure is fun!</center>|cite=Felicia in ''Vampire Savior''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''STAY F*CKING CALM!'''</center>|cite=Michael Scott in ''The Office''.}}
{{cquote|<center>'''STAY F*CKING CALM!'''</center>|cite=Michael Scott in ''The Office''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Only the warrior who can admit mortal weakness will be bolstered by immortal strength.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Angelic Blessing".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The Holocaust was the most obscene moment in our nation's history. I mean, not our nation's history, but our century's history. You all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>The Holocaust was the most obscene moment in our nation's history. I mean, not our nation's history, but our century's history. You all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century, but this century's history.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>You lose.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
{{cquote|<center>You lose.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
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{{cquote|<center>Facts are stupid things.</center>|cite=Ronald Reagan}}
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{{cquote|<center>Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.</center>|cite=Ronald Reagan}}
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