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{{cquote|<center>Here comes the ice cream man, parked at the end of the road. With a swish of his magic whip, all the people in the party froze.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Ice Cream Man''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Here comes the ice cream man, parked at the end of the road. With a swish of his magic whip, all the people in the party froze.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Ice Cream Man''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Girls who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys. Always should be someone you really love...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Girls & Boys''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's automatic. I need to unload. Under the pressure. Gone middle of the road.</center>|cite=Blur's ''M.O.R.''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Good morning, lethargy. Drink Pepsi, it's good for energy.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Baby, I'm not here to sell you, but you need someone to tell you like it is. I don't wanna be a preacher, but you really need a teacher.</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''U-Turn''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Somebody, stop the rain, stop the rain, stop the rain, I'm drippin' and I'm soakin' wet...</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Stop the Rain''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man, tell me about the colour of your soul...</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Scatman's World''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I wanna be a human being, not a human doing. I couldn't keep that pace up if I tried...</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Scatman's World''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Because all I have left is the voice of the wind... blowing through the doors of our house!</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''To The Sea''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I will dance when I walk away, oh, I'm gonna sing, I won't beg or pray no more!</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''I Will Dance (When I Walk Away)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And it's so beautiful... it's so beautiful... it's so beautiful... but it's not real... it's not real.</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''Tea With Cinnamon''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. I'm not sleepy, and there is no place I'm going to.</center>|cite=Bob Dylan's ''Mr. Tambourine Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>A crow flew to me, kept its distance, such a proud creation. I saw its soul, envied its pride, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''.}}
{{cquote|<center>A crow flew to me, kept its distance, such a proud creation. I saw its soul, envied its pride, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>An owl came to me, old and wise, pierced right through my youth. I learned its ways, envied its sense, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>A dove came to me, had no fear, it rested on my arm. I touched its calm, envied its love, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>A swan of white, she came to me, the lake mirrored her sweet. I kissed her neck, adored her grace, but needed nothing she could give...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello!</center>|cite=Ashens}}
{{cquote|<center>In '87, Huey released this, ''Fore!'', their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is ''Hip to be Square'', a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!<br><br>''Hey Paul!''</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Overall, I give it 73%. Because I'm a fucking idiot.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
{{cquote|<center>'''TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!! YOU... FUCKING... BASTAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!'''</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello, good evening, and potato to another Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
{{cquote|<center>Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>By the power of Poundland! I can't hold my accessories!</center>|cite=Ashens}}
{{cquote|<center>Hello!</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>Overall, I give it 73%. Because I'm a fucking idiot.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello, good evening, and potato to another Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>By the power of Poundland! I can't hold my accessories!</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair. </center>|cite=Two-Face in ''The Dark Knight''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair. </center>|cite=Harvey Dent in ''The Dark Knight''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Whoa, that story was fucking crazier than the last one!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>Whoa, that story was fucking crazier than the last one!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now, zoom in on my face. ...Are you zoomed in? <br><br>''Don't fucking touch swords!''</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, and by the way, I have a goddamn moustache now.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>Our first story deals with some pretty heavy shit: racism.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Conspiracy? ''Fucking-A right it is!''</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, and now I have a goddamn moustache.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Holy shit, is our mayor a fucking douchebag.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>Holy shit, is our mayor a fucking douchebag.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The stroke of death is as a lover's peach, which hurts and is desired!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ears, you shout and no one seems to hear. And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Brain Damage''.}}
{{cquote|<center>And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ears, you shout and no one seems to hear. And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Brain Damage''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>And everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Eclipse''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one... We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pink Triangle''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one... We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pink Triangle''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve, let me know the truth, let me know the truth...</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pink Triangle''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...You are the only one who can make me truly happy. I want to always be near your side, always be near your sunshine. </center>|cite=Hisui in ''Tsukihime''.}}
{{cquote|<center>...You are the only one who can make me truly happy. I want to always be near your side, always be near your sunshine. </center>|cite=Hisui in ''Tsukihime''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm not an unfathomable sense of dread. You can't just ignore me, you know?</center>|cite=Anna Graem in ''VA-11 HALL-A''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm also really gay and I like girls a lot. </center>|cite=Anna Graem in ''VA-11 HALL-A''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>BRING ME THAT BASTARD! I'LL GIVE HIM THE FIST OF JUSTICE! I'LL MAKE HIM EAT THE KANTO EARTHQUAKE! I'LL BORROW HIS CAP!</center>|cite=Dana Zane in ''VA-11 HALL-A''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>But the future refused to change.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Chrono Trigger''.}}
{{cquote|<center>But the future refused to change.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Chrono Trigger''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>The witch hunts are over.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Bayonetta''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Please don't confront me with my failures... I had not forgotten them...</center>|cite=Nico's ''These Days".}}
{{cquote|<center>Please don't confront me with my failures... I had not forgotten them...</center>|cite=Nico's ''These Days''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Only the warrior who can admit mortal weakness will be bolstered by immortal strength.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Angelic Blessing".}}
{{cquote|<center>Only the warrior who can admit mortal weakness will be bolstered by immortal strength.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Angelic Blessing".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Friends teach what you want to know. Enemies teach what you ''need'' to know.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Rhystic Study".}}
{{cquote|<center>Friends teach what you want to know. Enemies teach what you ''need'' to know.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Rhystic Study".}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is no drake that flies faster than a crossbow bolt.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Crossbow Ambush".}}
{{cquote|<center>There is no drake that flies faster than a crossbow bolt.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Crossbow Ambush".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Once he'd worked out which end of the thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Goblin Piker".}}
{{cquote|<center>Once he'd worked out which end of the thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Piker".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Melt that which was never frozen.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Pyrite Spellbomb".}}
{{cquote|<center>Melt that which was never frozen.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pyrite Spellbomb".}}
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{{cquote|<center>There are terrors lurking in the unseen corners of us all.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Tortured Existence".}}
{{cquote|<center>There are terrors lurking in the unseen corners of us all.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Tortured Existence".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The Keldons may have explosive tempers, but ''I'' have explosives.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Mine Bearer".}}
{{cquote|<center>The Keldons may have explosive tempers, but ''I'' have explosives.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mine Bearer".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Lands ravaged, cities in ruins, so many lives sacrificed, and yet, there was no other word for it but victory.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Near-Death Experience".}}
{{cquote|<center>Lands ravaged, cities in ruins, so many lives sacrificed, and yet, there was no other word for it but victory.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Near-Death Experience".}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's the worst that can happen?</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Gamble".}}
{{cquote|<center>What's the worst that can happen?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gamble".}}
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{{cquote|<center>There are medicines for all afflictions but idleness.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Stupor".}}
{{cquote|<center>There are medicines for all afflictions but idleness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Stupor".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The more unlikely the victory, the more memorable the success.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Chance Encounter".}}
{{cquote|<center>The more unlikely the victory, the more memorable the success.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Chance Encounter".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Last Word".}}
{{cquote|<center>Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Last Word".}}
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{{cquote|<center>What was heads again?</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Puppet's Verdict".}}
{{cquote|<center>What was heads again?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Puppet's Verdict".}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want a banana ''this'' big!</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Gorilla Titan".}}
{{cquote|<center>I want a banana ''this'' big!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gorilla Titan".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The smallest seed of regret can bloom into redemption.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Swords to Plowshares".}}
{{cquote|<center>The smallest seed of regret can bloom into redemption.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Swords to Plowshares".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Dumb Ass".}}
{{cquote|<center>Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Dumb Ass".}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't get it. Why doesn't anybody like me?</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Smart Ass".}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't get it. Why doesn't anybody like me?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Smart Ass".}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's as solid as the club in its hand – and about as subtle.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Rhox".}}
{{cquote|<center>It's as solid as the club in its hand – and about as subtle.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Rhox".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rain from this storm leaves you pinned to the ground like an insect.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Thorn Elemental".}}
{{cquote|<center>Rain from this storm leaves you pinned to the ground like an insect.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Thorn Elemental".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mirri leapt quickly and silently. The guard died likewise.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Leap".}}
{{cquote|<center>Mirri leapt quickly and silently. The guard died likewise.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Leap".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Like the tide, time both ebbs and flows.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Time Ebb".}}
{{cquote|<center>Like the tide, time both ebbs and flows.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Time Ebb".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Storm crow descending, winter unending. Storm crow departing, summer is starting.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Storm Crow".}}
{{cquote|<center>Storm crow descending, winter unending. Storm crow departing, summer is starting.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Storm Crow".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Even more than carrion, they crave the last words of the dying.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Murder of Crows".}}
{{cquote|<center>Even more than carrion, they crave the last words of the dying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Murder of Crows".}}
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{{cquote|<center>"Hard to imagine," mused Hanna, stroking the petal, "such a lovely flower inspiring such greed."</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Lotus Petal".}}
{{cquote|<center>"Hard to imagine," mused Hanna, stroking the petal, "such a lovely flower inspiring such greed."</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lotus Petal".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Petrifying gaze, deadly fangs, knifelike dorsal spines, venomous saliva... Am I missing anything? ...Toxic bones? Seriously?</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Daggerback Basilisk".}}
{{cquote|<center>Petrifying gaze, deadly fangs, knifelike dorsal spines, venomous saliva... Am I missing anything? ...Toxic bones? Seriously?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Daggerback Basilisk".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, never surrender, and don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off. </center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Drudge Skeletons".}}
{{cquote|<center>The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, never surrender, and don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Drudge Skeletons".}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can think of ''one'' goblin it ain't so lucky for.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Krark's Thumb".}}
{{cquote|<center>I can think of ''one'' goblin it ain't so lucky for.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krark's Thumb".}}
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{{cquote|<center>For the first time in his life, Grakk felt a little warm and fuzzy inside.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Pacifism".}}
{{cquote|<center>For the first time in his life, Grakk felt a little warm and fuzzy inside.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pacifism".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hup, two, three, four, don't know how to count no more.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Coat of Arms".}}
{{cquote|<center>Hup, two, three, four, don't know how to count no more.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Coat of Arms".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Follow the light. In its absence, follow her.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Serra Angel".}}
{{cquote|<center>Follow the light. In its absence, follow her.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Serra Angel".}}
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{{cquote|<center>My mother once told me angels sing their swords' names with each strike.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Archangel".}}
{{cquote|<center>My mother once told me angels sing their swords' names with each strike.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Archangel".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The sky rang with the cries of armored seraphs, and the darkness made a tactical retreat.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Archangel".}}
{{cquote|<center>The sky rang with the cries of armored seraphs, and the darkness made a tactical retreat.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Archangel".}}
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{{cquote|<center>If there can be no victory, then I will fight forever.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Darksteel Plate".}}
{{cquote|<center>If there can be no victory, then I will fight forever.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Darksteel Plate".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Cut it down, bury it in snow, put it to the torch. The rose will still bloom again.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Resolute Archangel".}}
{{cquote|<center>Cut it down, bury it in snow, put it to the torch. The rose will still bloom again.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Resolute Archangel".}}
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{{cquote|<center>So great is his certainty that mere facts cannot shake it.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "True Believer".}}
{{cquote|<center>So great is his certainty that mere facts cannot shake it.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "True Believer".}}
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{{cquote|<center>We have ways to make you talk, but you have nothing interesting to say.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Profane Prayers".}}
{{cquote|<center>We have ways to make you talk, but you have nothing interesting to say.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Profane Prayers".}}
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{{cquote|<center>A child's porcelain doll went missing one night, as did a pair of kitchen shears and the town magistrate.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Creepy Doll".}}
{{cquote|<center>A child's porcelain doll went missing one night, as did a pair of kitchen shears and the town magistrate.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Creepy Doll".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight ''everything'' with fire. </center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Sizzle".}}
{{cquote|<center>Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight ''everything'' with fire. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Sizzle".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The sparkmage shrieked, calling on the rage of the storms of his youth. To his surprise, the sky responded with a fierce energy he'd never thought to see again. </center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Lightning Bolt".}}
{{cquote|<center>The sparkmage shrieked, calling on the rage of the storms of his youth. To his surprise, the sky responded with a fierce energy he'd never thought to see again. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lightning Bolt".}}
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{{cquote|<center>He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly, he just raged.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Raging Goblin".}}
{{cquote|<center>He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly, he just raged.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Raging Goblin".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Day 31: I finally succeeded in my time reversal experiment!<br><br>Day 30: I might have a problem here. </center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Inspiration".}}
{{cquote|<center>On Dominaria, a scavenger. On Mirrodin, a predator.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Atog".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Step 1: Find your cousin.<br><br>Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon.<br><br>Step 3: Find another cousin. </center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Fodder".}}
{{cquote|<center>Madness and genius are separated only by degrees of success </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Inspiration".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuses? We have more than enough! Now... which one was it?</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Boompile".}}
{{cquote|<center>Day 31: I finally succeeded in my time reversal experiment!<br><br>Day 30: I might have a problem here. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Inspiration".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fire, aim, ready!</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Goblin War Strike".}}
{{cquote|<center>Step 1: Find your cousin.<br><br>Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon.<br><br>Step 3: Find another cousin. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fodder".}}
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{{cquote|<center>They certainly are.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Goblin Offensive".}}
{{cquote|<center>Fuses? We have more than enough! Now... which one was it?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Boompile".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The more victims he kills, the more likely he is to get the right one.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Goblin Assassin".}}
{{cquote|<center>Fire, aim, ready!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin War Strike".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Always easily impressed, Durg was about to be blown away.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Goblin Archaeologist".}}
{{cquote|<center>They certainly are.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Offensive".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Over such beauty, wars are fought. With such power, wars are won.</center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Gilded Lotus".}}
{{cquote|<center>The more victims he kills, the more likely he is to get the right one.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Assassin".}}
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{{cquote|<center>He's smart for a goblin. He can do two things: hit ''and'' run. </center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Goblin Raider".}}
{{cquote|<center>Always easily impressed, Durg was about to be blown away.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Archaeologist".}}
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{{cquote|<center>I got it! I got it! I- </center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Mogg Fanatic".}}
{{cquote|<center>Over such beauty, wars are fought. With such power, wars are won.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gilded Lotus".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goblin lessons include the 2,071 tips for survival. Frek only remembered 2,070. </center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Spire Barrage".}}
{{cquote|<center>He's smart for a goblin. He can do two things: hit ''and'' run. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Raider".}}
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{{cquote|<center>The goblins have forty-two different words for "ow." </center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Detonate".}}
{{cquote|<center>I got it! I got it! I- </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mogg Fanatic".}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on? </center>|cite=Flavour text of the ''Magic: The Gathering'' card "Ow".}}
{{cquote|<center>Goblin lessons include the 2,071 tips for survival. Frek only remembered 2,070. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Spire Barrage".}}
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{{cquote|<center>So say goodbye to these, '''BECAUSE IT'S THE LAST TIME-'''</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development.}}
{{cquote|<center>The goblins have forty-two different words for "ow." </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Detonate".}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, you freak, bitch!</center>|cite="Buster's Hook Replacement" in ''Arrested Development.}}
{{cquote|<center>Players that don't read flavor text aren't too bright, sorta smell, and dress funny. But let's just keep this between us, okay? They can get kind of violent. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card – "Double Header".}}
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{{cquote|<center>I just blue myself.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on? </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Ow".}}
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{{cquote|<center>YOU GET THE HELL OUT!</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Look at what the homosexuals have done to me. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It makes want to set myself on fire!</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development.}}
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{{cquote|<center>So say goodbye to these, '''BECAUSE IT'S THE LAST TIME-'''</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Please tell your friends about this show.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Buster so excelled at being neither seen nor heard that he remained at school undetected for a full two semesters after he was supposed to graduate.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, you freak, bitch!</center>|cite="Buster's Hook Replacement" in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, I... don't know what I expected...</center>|cite=Michael Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I just blue myself.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, I can just taste those leading, meaty man parts in my mouth.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Even if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it down.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now, I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>YOU GET THE HELL OUT!</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>These are not the cops! These are the strippers! '''Look at how hot they are!'''</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>These are not the cops! These are the strippers! '''Look at how hot they are!'''</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Moms are such a pain in the ass, it's like, "die already!"</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Daddy horny, Michael.</center>|cite=George Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, actually, he forgot Poland.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>Well, actually, he forgot Poland.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>The people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements they have achieved.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
{{cquote|<center>I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>The Wall just got ten feet higher.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>I never attacked him on his looks, and believe me, there’s plenty of subject matter right there.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wrong.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're fired.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
{{cquote|<center>You're fired.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>Donald, you're not going to be able to insult your way to the presidency. That's not going to happen.</center>|cite=Jeb Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Please clap.</center>|cite=Jeb Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>Can someone attack me, please?</center>|cite=Ben Carson}}
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{{cquote|<center>PS. If I do not see this note in your paper, I will do something nasty, which you know I'm capable of doing. </center>|cite=The Zodiac Killer}}
{{cquote|<center>PS. If I do not see this note in your paper, I will do something nasty, which you know I'm capable of doing. </center>|cite=The Zodiac Killer}}
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{{cquote|<center>BATES HAD TO DIE<br><br>THERE WILL BE MORE</center>|cite=The Zodiac Killer}}
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