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{{cquote|<center>This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building, where he was employee number 427. Employee number 427's job was simple. He sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor next to his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what employee 427 did every day of every month of every year. And although others might consider it soul rending, Stanely relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.<br><br>And Stanley was happy.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''The Stanley Parable''.}}
{{cquote|<center>This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building, where he was employee number 427. Employee number 427's job was simple. He sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor next to his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what employee 427 did every day of every month of every year. And although others might consider it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.<br><br>And Stanley was happy.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''The Stanley Parable''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>We're almost home. Your room is just the way you left it.</center>|cite=Joslyn, King Dowager, Duke of Caloris in ''Long Live the Queen''.}}
{{cquote|<center>We're almost home. Your room is just the way you left it.</center>|cite=Joslyn, King Dowager, Duke of Caloris in ''Long Live the Queen''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>You shall find your place in history and become a legend... A legend that will never die!</center>|cite=Ending text in ''Soul Calibur II''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You shall find your place in history and become a legend... A legend that will never die!</center>|cite=Ending text in ''Soul Calibur II''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll get to this woman's bottom! Wait... I mean... you know what I mean. </center>|cite=Phoenix Wright in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'll get to this woman's bottom! Wait... I mean... you know what I mean. </center>|cite=Phoenix Wright in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am always abso-posi-lutely perfect!</center>|cite=Redd White in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I like a man with a big...vocabulary</center>|cite=April May in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mr. Wellington '''loves large bananas!'''</center>|cite=Phoenix Wright in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I object! That was...objectionable!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I agree! Verily, I say! ...Ergo!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You huffy, puffy, loosey-goosey excuse for a whimpering, whining, wuss of a witness!</center>|cite=Fransizka von Karma in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...</center>|cite=Mia Fey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is my top secret list of groceries to buyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!</center>|cite=Wendy Oldbag in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I heard you can fix something like this with a really strong shock to your system! Come on, lower your head a little! A Maggey Kick should be all you need! </center>|cite=Maggey Byrde in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick!</center>|cite=Pearl Fey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Note to self: Mr. Edgeworth's sighs smell like citrus fruit.</center>|cite=Ema Skye in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I set my ATM card's number to 0001 because I am number one! </center>|cite=Manfred von Karma in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee. </center>|cite=Godot in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Did you forget already? In my world, the color red doesn't exist. These must be… my tears. </center>|cite=Godot in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Zvarri! The truth has once again been elegantly revealed to me! </center>|cite=Luke Atmey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Take a good look, everyone! Unable to find a rival worthy of my genius, I was forced to create one by myself! Here I am! The tragic clown... </center>|cite=Luke Atmey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mia... Don't you get it? You can't cry yet. The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over. </center>|cite=Diego Armando in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Good evening! Tonight, Princess Yukiko has a big surprise! I'm going to score myself a hot stud! Welcome to "Not a Dream, Not a Hoax: Princess Yukiko's Hunt for Prince Charming"! And I came prepared! I got my lacy unmentionables on stacked from top to bottom. I'm out to catch a whole harem and the best of the lot is all mine! Well, here I go!</center>|cite=Yukiko Amagi in ''Persona 4''}}
{{cquote|<center>Good evening! Tonight, Princess Yukiko has a big surprise! I'm going to score myself a hot stud! Welcome to "Not a Dream, Not a Hoax: Princess Yukiko's Hunt for Prince Charming"! And I came prepared! I got my lacy unmentionables on stacked from top to bottom. I'm out to catch a whole harem and the best of the lot is all mine! Well, here I go!</center>|cite=Yukiko Amagi in ''Persona 4''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''You sayin' I like dudes?'''</center>|cite=Kanji Tatsumi in Hiimdaisy's ''Persona 4''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Everything is perfect now.</center>|cite=Freezepop's ''Swimming Pool''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Everything is perfect now.</center>|cite=Freezepop's ''Swimming Pool''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>At this rate, we're doomed!!</center>|cite=Cap White in ''Elite Beat Agents''.}}
{{cquote|<center>At this rate, we're doomed!!</center>|cite=Cap White in ''Elite Beat Agents''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Stanley, this fern will be very important later in the story. Make sure you study it closely and remember it carefully. You won't want to miss anything. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Stanley, this fern will be very important later in the story. Make sure you study it closely and remember it carefully. You won't want to miss anything. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ew...what happened to your face? </center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Turn your head and cough.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you're going to die, do it outside.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I managed to sew your face back on. Be more careful next time.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't give happy endings. </center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>They say there is a person who will tell you how to survive this land...oh wait, that's me.</center>|cite=The Guide in ''Terraria''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>You should stay indoors at night. It is very dangerous to be wandering around in the dark.</center>|cite=The Guide in ''Terraria''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I know the difference between turquoise and blue-green. But I won't tell you. </center>|cite=The Painter in ''Terraria''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>We have to talk. It's...it's about parties. </center>|cite=The Party Girl in ''Terraria''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>The wheel of fate is turning! Rebel 1, action!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''BlazBlue''.}}
{{cquote|<center>The wheel of fate is turning!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''BlazBlue''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you don't succeed, then you run the risk of failure.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>If you don't succeed, then you run the risk of failure.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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