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{{cquote|<center>People who boast about their IQ are losers.</center>|cite=Stephen Hawking}}
{{cquote|<center>People who boast about their IQ are losers.</center>|cite=Stephen Hawking}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck everyone, now that I think of it. Sometimes, in comedy, you have to generalise.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat skinny, rich, or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.</center>|cite=Eminem}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich, or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.</center>|cite=Eminem}}
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{{cquote|<center>So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson}}
{{cquote|<center>So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson}}
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{{cquote|<center>Drama is life with all the dull bits cut out.</center>|cite=Alfred Hitchcock}}
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{{cquote|<center>Every nation gets the government it deserves. </center>|cite=Joseph de Maistre}}
{{cquote|<center>Every nation gets the government it deserves.</center>|cite=Joseph de Maistre}}
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{{cquote|<center>Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
{{cquote|<center>Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
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{{cquote|<center>Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
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{{cquote|<center>Looking for America, with its kooky nights and suicide, where the TV says it's alright, 'cause everybody's hung up on something or other...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''}}
{{cquote|<center>Looking for America, with its kooky nights and suicide, where the TV says it's alright, 'cause everybody's hung up on something or other...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When we woke up that morning, we had no way of knowing that in a matter of hours, we'd change the way we were going... Where would I be now, where would I be now if we'd never met? Would I be singing this song to someone else instead? I don't know, but like you just said... Something changed.</center>|cite=Pulp's ''Something Changed''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Life could have been very different... but then, something changed...</center>|cite=Pulp's ''Something Changed''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Someone help me, oh please, God help me! They are trying to takei t all away...! I don't want to die...!</center>|cite=Metallica's ''Ride The Lightning''}}
{{cquote|<center>Someone help me, oh please, God help me! They are trying to take it all away...! I don't want to die...!</center>|cite=Metallica's ''Ride The Lightning''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're a no-good son of a bitch, you arrogant assholes! Your pants are too tight, you fucking homos! You suck, Mr. Buttfuck, you don't belong here! Go away, you fucking gay, ''I'm not a loser!!''</center>|cite=Descendents' ''I'm Not A Loser''}}
{{cquote|<center>You're a no-good son of a bitch, you arrogant assholes! Your pants are too tight, you fucking homos! You suck, Mr. Buttfuck, you don't belong here! ''Go away, you fucking gay, '''I'm not a loser!!'''''</center>|cite=Descendents' ''I'm Not A Loser''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm the only boy who can make you see that you're the only girl in the world for me! I know I can make everything just perfect...!</center>|cite= ALL's ''Just Perfect''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm the only boy who can make you see that you're the only girl in the world for me! I know I can make everything just perfect...!</center>|cite= ALL's ''Just Perfect''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Our name is ALL, and we wrote this song! It's not very good, people say it's too long! Well, listen up, Alfredo, this is for you! The reason why we wrote this is to ''get some free food!''</center>|cite= ALL's ''Alfredo's''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll the truth about a guy, he's tough and mean, but on the inside, he's really nice! And you should know that if you see him out at a show, you wanna fight? You wanna dance? He'll make you shit your fucking pants!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'll tell the truth about a guy, he's tough and mean, but on the inside, he's really nice! And you should know that if you see him out at a show, you wanna fight? You wanna dance? He'll make you shit your fucking pants!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thank you for letting us use your truck!<br><br>...Ya fuck, ya.</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
{{cquote|<center>Thank you for letting us use your truck!<br><br>...Ya fuck, ya.</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Many moons, many moons... I won't be coming home in many moons...</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Many Moons''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way! Na, na, why don't you get a job?!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''Why Don't You Get A Job?''}}
{{cquote|<center>I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way! Na, na, why don't you get a job?!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''Why Don't You Get A Job?''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Say, no way, no way, no way! Na, na, why don't you get a job?!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''Why Don't You Get A Job?''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When we were young, the future was so bright, the old neighbourhood was so alive, and every kid on the whole damn street was gonna make it big and not be beat! Now the neighbourhood's cracked and torn, the kids are grown up, but their lives are worn! How can one little street swallow so many lives...?!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''The Kids Aren't Alright''}}
{{cquote|<center>When we were young, the future was so bright, the old neighbourhood was so alive, and every kid on the whole damn street was gonna make it big and not be beat! Now the neighbourhood's cracked and torn, the kids are grown up, but their lives are worn! How can one little street swallow so many lives...?!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''The Kids Aren't Alright''}}
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{{cquote|<center>How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel?! It's this feeling called "lust!"</center>|cite=Suburban Rhythm's ''Lust''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Throbbing squirm, gurgling bloody mess! I'm not a discharge! I'm not a loss in protein! I'm not a throbbing squirm!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
{{cquote|<center>Throbbing squirm, gurgling bloody mess! I'm not a discharge! I'm not a loss in protein! I'm not a throbbing squirm!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I dared to ask for sunshine, and I got World War Three! I'm looking over the wall, and they're looking at me!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Holidays In The Sun''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So I kill children! I love to see them die! I kill children! And make their mamas cry!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''I Kill Children''}}
{{cquote|<center>So I kill children! I love to see them die! I kill children! And make their mamas cry!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''I Kill Children''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm the new folk hero of the Ku Klux Klan, my cop friends think that's fine! You can get away with murder if you've got a badge! I fought the law, and I won! I fought the law, and ''I won!''</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''I Fought The Law''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're planning for a war with or without Iran, building a police state with the Ku Klux Klan! Pissed at your neighbour, don't bother to nag! Pick up the phone, and turn in a fag!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Moral Majority''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''What's wrong with a mind of my own?!'''</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Moral Majority''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now you can go where people are one! Now you can go where they get things done!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Holiday in Cambodia''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit! 'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Under the Influence''}}
{{cquote|<center>So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit! 'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Under the Influence''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody, just follow me! 'Cause we need a little controversy, 'cause it feels so empty without me!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Without Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But sometimes this shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me, so this must mean I'm disgusting! But it's just me, I'm just obscene!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Without Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And Moby?! You can get stomped on by Obie, you thirty-six year old bald-headed fag, blow me! You don't know me, you're too old, let go, it's over! '''''Nobody listens to techno!'''''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Without Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''Fuck you, Ms. Cheney! Fuck you, Tipper Gore! Fuck you with the freest of speech this Divided States of Embarrassment will allow me to have!''<br><br>'''Fuck you!'''''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''White America''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You better lose yourself in the music, the moment, you own it, you better never let it go. You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow this opportunity comes once in a lifetime.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Lose Yourself''}}
{{cquote|<center>You better lose yourself in the music, the moment, you own it, you better never let it go. You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow this opportunity comes once in a lifetime.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Lose Yourself''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Hahaha, I'm just playin' ladies, you know I love ya.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kill You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Hahaha, I'm just playin' America, you know I love ya.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''White America''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your mom busted in and said, "'''What's that noise?!'''"<br><br>Aw, mom, you're just jealous, it's the '''''Beastie Boys!'''''</center>|cite=Beastie Boys' ''Fight For Your Right''}}
{{cquote|<center>Your mom busted in and said, "'''What's that noise?!'''"<br><br>Aw, mom, you're just jealous, it's the '''''Beastie Boys!'''''</center>|cite=Beastie Boys' ''Fight For Your Right''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now when it comes to envy, y'all is green! Jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine! Another dimension, new galaxy! Intergalactic, planetary!</center>|cite=Beastie Boys' ''Intergalactic''}}
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{{cquote|<center>With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
{{cquote|<center>With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Booze on your breath always makes girls horny, so come on boys, let's '''''chug a few!'''''</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Everybody's Drunk''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That'll be the day when the sun falls down, the angels may weep, but I'll hear no sounds, but hey!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''That'll Be The Day''}}
{{cquote|<center>Everything went numb when he stumbled upon what he thought was going to be another means to the end! Silence, sirens! It all went down like his nightmare the night before!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''Everything Went Numb''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So hey, I don't care if you go now or if you stay! Oh, your back is bleeding, you're bleeding on me! That'll be the day when the sun falls down, the angels may weep, but I'll hear no sounds, but hey!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''That'll Be The Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now he's off to save the world once again, but he don't know how he'll pull it off this time, I just know I'm going to drown...!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''The Saddest Song''}}
{{cquote|<center>Now he's off to save the world once again, but he don't know how he'll pull it off this time, I just know I'm going to drown...!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''The Saddest Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And it's the saddest song you'll ever hear, the most pain you will ever feel. But you grit your teeth, because it don't get better than this. And you'll try to explain as the blood leaves all your veins, and you can't think of anything that you would change...</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''The Saddest Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But I don't know what she said, I still don't know what she said. It's been years since I've seen her face, 14 years were just erased. If my life was your life, would you ever take it back...?</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''The Saddest Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And it makes me sick when I think of it, all my heroes could not live with this, and I hope you rest in peace, because with us you never did...</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''Here's To Life''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Was it something I said?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Nausea"}}
{{cquote|<center>Was it something I said?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Nausea"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I have seen entire civilizations rise and fall. You mortal are but dust to me.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Vindicate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Some convictions are so strong that the world must break to accommodate them.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Vindicate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>"And if I'm lying," he began...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Meteorite"}}
{{cquote|<center>"And if I'm lying," he began...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Meteorite"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, thank the angels. It's not a werewolf, just a regular wo-</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Snarling Wolf"}}
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{{cquote|<center>For the first time in his life, Grakk felt a little warm and fuzzy inside.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pacifism"}}
{{cquote|<center>For the first time in his life, Grakk felt a little warm and fuzzy inside.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pacifism"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Kytheon had known war every day of his life. Now he finally knew peace.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card – "Heartwarming Redemption"}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's actually quite simple, but since you've only recently begun to walk upright, it may take some time to explain.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Redirect"}}
{{cquote|<center>It's actually quite simple, but since you've only recently begun to walk upright, it may take some time to explain.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Redirect"}}
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{{cquote|<center>He remembers enough of his life to weep for what he has lost.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Balthor The Defiled"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Always easily impressed, Durg was about to be blown away.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Archaeologist"}}
{{cquote|<center>Always easily impressed, Durg was about to be blown away.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Archaeologist"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Of course it offered you power. Demons always do. But trust me—the sweeter the prize, the more ruinous the price.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Daemogoth Titan"}}
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{{cquote|<center>At what price beauty?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lotus Vale"}}
{{cquote|<center>At what price beauty?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lotus Vale"}}
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{{cquote|<center>How tragic that greed eclipses beauty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Crystal Quarry"}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is not that you will go mad. It is that you will beg for madness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Altar of Dementia"}}
{{cquote|<center>It is not that you will go mad. It is that you will beg for madness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Altar of Dementia"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The body grows stronger under stress. The mind does not.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fractured Sanity"}}
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{{cquote|<center>By all means, keep trying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Indestructibility"}}
{{cquote|<center>By all means, keep trying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Indestructibility"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The willow knows what the storm does not: that the power to endure harm outlives the power to inflict it.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Blood of the Martyr"}}
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{{cquote|<center>She raised him from an orphaned pup and gave him a life of love. With his last act, he thanked her.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Selfless Saviour"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. </center>|cite=George Carlin}}
{{cquote|<center>I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. </center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>But hey, Reverend! There are two knobs on the radio! One of them turns the radio off, and the other one changes the station! Imagine that, Reverend, you can actually change the station! It's called freedom of choice, and it's one of the principles this country was founded upon. Look it up in the library, Reverend! If you have any of them left when you've finished burning all the books.. </center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>Everything's been sanitised now and cleaned up. First with these fucking Christians, you start with them. But let's not leave out these PC campus liberal assholes. I mean, they're just as fucking bad from a different direction. </center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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