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{{cquote|<center>I don't do drugs. I am drugs.</center>|cite=Salvador Dalí}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't do drugs. I am drugs.</center>|cite=Salvador Dalí}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am from Poland. I have been poisoned.</center>|cite=Zbigniew Libera}}
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{{cquote|<center>I always wondered why somebody didn't do something, then I realised I am somebody.</center>|cite=Lily Tomlin}}
{{cquote|<center>I always wondered why somebody didn't do something, then I realised I am somebody.</center>|cite=Lily Tomlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.</center>|cite=Stephen Hawking}}
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{{cquote|<center>People who boast about their IQ are losers.</center>|cite=Stephen Hawking}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck everyone, now that I think of it. Sometimes, in comedy, you have to generalise.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>Take away the right to say "fuck," and you take away the right to say "fuck the government."</center>|cite=Lenny Bruce}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm not a comedian, and I'm not sick. The world is sick, and I'm the doctor. I'm a surgeon with a scalpel for false values.</center>|cite=Lenny Bruce}}
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{{cquote|<center>Personally, I think the word "controversy" is just a warning that nearby idiots are about to turn their confusion into arguments.</center>|cite=Seanbaby}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you are easily frightened by loud noises, or offended by explicit lyrics, you shouldn't be here.</center>|cite=Eminem}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you get offended by my music, don't listen to it.</center>|cite=Eminem}}
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{{cquote|<center>If I offend you, I'm not apologising for it. If you get offended, that's life.</center>|cite=Eminem}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich, or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.</center>|cite=Eminem}}
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{{cquote|<center>So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson}}
{{cquote|<center>So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?</center>|cite=Hunter S. Thompson}}
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{{cquote|<center>Drama is life with all the dull bits cut out.</center>|cite=Alfred Hitchcock}}
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{{cquote|<center>A true war story is never moral. It does not instruct, nor encourage virtue.</center>|cite=Tim O'Brien's ''The Things They Carried''}}
{{cquote|<center>A true war story is never moral. It does not instruct, nor encourage virtue.</center>|cite=Tim O'Brien's ''The Things They Carried''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You fail only if you stop writing.</center>|cite=Ray Bradbury}}
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{{cquote|<center>Every nation gets the government it deserves. </center>|cite=Joseph de Maistre}}
{{cquote|<center>Every nation gets the government it deserves.</center>|cite=Joseph de Maistre}}
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{{cquote|<center>Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
{{cquote|<center>Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
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{{cquote|<center>Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
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{{cquote|<center>Stars melting in the sky, just for you and me...</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Bright Lights, Big City''}}
{{cquote|<center>Stars melting in the sky, just for you and me...</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Bright Lights, Big City''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Won't you hold me tight, fly into the night. Love is in the city around you and me. You and I, dive into the night. Our one and only paradise, bright lights in me...</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Bright Lights, Big City''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.</center>|cite=The Bloodhound Gang's ''The Bad Touch''}}
{{cquote|<center>You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.</center>|cite=The Bloodhound Gang's ''The Bad Touch''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But why is everybody always pickin' on me?<br><br>'''Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee!''<br><br>But why is everybody always pickin' on me?<br><br>'''Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady!''<br><br>But why is everybody always pickin' on me?<br><br>
'''Cause no one likes ya, monkey boy!''</center>|cite=The Bloodhound Gang's ''Why's Everybody Always Picking On Me?''}}
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{{cquote|<center>God bless the wisdom of Officer Three! Just give them girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''}}
{{cquote|<center>God bless the wisdom of Officer Three! Just give them girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But the best story that I could ever tell is the one where I am growing old with you...</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Anything For You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've gotten drunk and shot the breeze with kings of far off lands, they showed me wealth as far as I could see. But their kingdoms seemed all shrivelly and they cried with jealousy when I leaned in and told them about you...</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Anything For You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All I've ever wanted, see, was to tell you honestly, I'd do anything for you. I'd do absolutely anything for you...</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Anything For You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hope is for the hopeful, it's a dream that never dies. Faith is for the faithful, I see it in your eyes.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Angels on My Side''}}
{{cquote|<center>One more time, we're gonna celebrate! Oh yeah, all right, don't stop the dancing!</center>|cite=Daft Punk's ''One More Time''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I got angels on my side. I got angels flying high. And everything's going to be alright, 'cause I got angels on my side.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Angels on My Side''}}
{{cquote|<center>Music's got me feeling so free, we're gonna celebrate! Celebrate and dance so free, one more time!</center>|cite=Daft Punk's ''One More Time''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And it seems so simple when it rains. Yeah, it seems so easy to explain. And after all that I've done wrong, you still carry on. It seems so simple when it rains.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Let It Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>Last night, I had a dream about you. In this dream, I'm dancing right beside you, and it looked like everyone was having fun. That kind of feeling, I've waited so long...</center>|cite=Daft Punk's ''Digital Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't stop, come a little closer. As we jam, the rhythm gets stronger. There's nothing wrong with just a little, little fun. We were dancing all night long...</center>|cite=Daft Punk's ''Digital Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The time is right to put my arms around you. You're feeling right, you wrap your arms around, too. But suddenly, I feel the shining sun, before I knew it, this dream was gone...</center>|cite=Daft Punk's ''Digital Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Why don't you play the game?<br><br>''Why don't you play the game?''</center>|cite=Daft Punk's ''Digital Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Work it harder, make it better. Do it faster, makes us stronger. More than ever, hour after hour. Work is never over.</center>|cite=Daft Punk's ''Harder Better Faster Stronger''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hope is for the hopeful, it's a dream that never dies. Faith is for the faithful, I see it in your eyes.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Angels on My Side''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I got angels on my side. I got angels flying high. And everything's going to be alright, 'cause I got angels on my side.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Angels on My Side''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And it seems so simple when it rains. Yeah, it seems so easy to explain. And after all that I've done wrong, you still carry on. It seems so simple when it rains.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Let It Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Looking for America, with its kooky nights and suicide, where the TV says it's alright, 'cause everybody's hung up on something or other...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''}}
{{cquote|<center>Looking for America, with its kooky nights and suicide, where the TV says it's alright, 'cause everybody's hung up on something or other...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When we woke up that morning, we had no way of knowing that in a matter of hours, we'd change the way we were going... Where would I be now, where would I be now if we'd never met? Would I be singing this song to someone else instead? I don't know, but like you just said... Something changed.</center>|cite=Pulp's ''Something Changed''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Life could have been very different... but then, something changed...</center>|cite=Pulp's ''Something Changed''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Will you still kiss my neck, my dear, my dear? Will you dance when I ask, my dear, my dear? Will you walk out ahead, my dear, my dear, my dear? Or will you stay in bed?</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''My Dear''}}
{{cquote|<center>Will you still kiss my neck, my dear, my dear? Will you dance when I ask, my dear, my dear? Will you walk out ahead, my dear, my dear, my dear? Or will you stay in bed?</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''My Dear''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Come sing along on my song! Come sing along, this can't go wrong!</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''My Own Tune''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Come crawling faster! Obey your master! Your life burns faster! Obey your master!</center>|cite=Metallica's ''Master of Puppets''}}
{{cquote|<center>Come crawling faster! Obey your master! Your life burns faster! Obey your master!</center>|cite=Metallica's ''Master of Puppets''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Someone help me, oh please, God help me! They are trying to take it all away...! I don't want to die...!</center>|cite=Metallica's ''Ride The Lightning''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I guess I'll... Uh... I mean, uh, I guess... I'm a pretty, uh, I mean... I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open...</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
{{cquote|<center>I guess I'll... Uh... I mean, uh, I guess... I'm a pretty, uh, I mean... I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open...</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello!</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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{{cquote|<center>Good evening! Tonight, Princess Yukiko has a big surprise! I'm going to score myself a hot stud! Welcome to "Not a Dream, Not a Hoax: Princess Yukiko's Hunt for Prince Charming"! And I came prepared! I got my lacy unmentionables on stacked from top to bottom. I'm out to catch a whole harem and the best of the lot is all mine! Well, here I go!</center>|cite=Yukiko Amagi in ''Persona 4''}}
{{cquote|<center>Good evening! Tonight, Princess Yukiko has a big surprise! I'm going to score myself a hot stud! Welcome to "Not a Dream, Not a Hoax: Princess Yukiko's Hunt for Prince Charming"! And I came prepared! I got my lacy unmentionables on stacked from top to bottom. I'm out to catch a whole harem and the best of the lot is all mine! Well, here I go!</center>|cite=Yukiko Amagi in ''Persona 4''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hee ho.</center>|cite=Jack Frost}}
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{{cquote|<center>And Bruce Wayne... why are you dressed as Batman?</center>|cite=Max Shreck in ''Batman Returns''}}
{{cquote|<center>And Bruce Wayne... why are you dressed as Batman?</center>|cite=Max Shreck in ''Batman Returns''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Allow me to break the ice.</center>|cite=Mr. Freeze in ''Batman and Robin''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What killed the dinosaurs?! <br><br>The Ice Age!</center>|cite=Mr. Freeze in ''Batman and Robin''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Why does my peepee come out yellow?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
{{cquote|<center>Why does my peepee come out yellow?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want you to have sex with my wife.</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's a lot of nuts! That'll be four bucks, baby, you want fries with that?!</center>|cite=A nut salesman in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>I must apologise for Wimp Lo, he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He just left! With nuts!</center>|cite=A nut salesman in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>Okay, so here were my options: A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back-kick... or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground, and die. <br><br>Hm... should've gone with A.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I must apologise for Wimp Lo, he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>I noticed that the neighbourhood snails were massing their forces near my garden and I needed to defend my territory. My friend with Midwestern roots assures me that I can solve this problem by putting a plate of beer in the garden. Apparently snails like beer, but it kills them. Interestingly, it's the only thing snails do quickly. I've been trying to kill myself with beer for decades. I am literally slower than a snail.</center>|cite=Scott Adams}}
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{{cquote|<center>At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws... ''They hurt like crap, man!''</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>Candied pumpkins, sweet egg bread, we love rising from the dead!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So on he walked... and sometimes, drove... and occasionally, partied all night with the desert creatures.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>Carpals, tarsals, vertebrae! That's us clicking on parade!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Okay, so here were my options: A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back-kick... or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground, and die. <br><br>Hm... should've gone with A.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>I move without any muscles, my skull's a cavernous hall! Tendons are made for pulling, my friend, I don't need them at all!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We are both ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists! We are both ventriloquists, and we practise every day!</center>|cite=The ventriloquists in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>Many people think he's just a regular man! But he's not just any man, he's Skeleton Man!</center>|cite=The Axis of Awesome's ''Skeleton Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You go that way, I'll go home.</center>|cite=A guard in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>Ooooooh, Skin Man. Villain in disguise. But Skeleton Man sees through his plan '''with his skeleton eyes!'''</center>|cite=The Axis of Awesome's ''Skeleton Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He no nuts! He crazy!</center>|cite=Short Round in ''The Temple of Doom''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There's good reason for my glistening skin...and how I shine...and how my pores are so clean and clear. I eat Little Baby's Ice Cream. It keeps me young. It keeps me light on my feet. I spring from activity to activity. I love my job. I love my life. When you eat Little Baby's Ice Cream, you'll wink, and nod, and hug, and high-five each other with great enthusiasm. This is a special time.</center>|cite=Little Baby's Ice Cream commercial}}
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{{cquote|<center>Go ahead and lick something. We lick you very much. If you want to lick something... lick us. We love to lick. We lick to love. We love lickers. </center>|cite=Little Baby's Ice Cream commercial}}
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{{cquote|<center>I noticed that the neighbourhood snails were massing their forces near my garden and I needed to defend my territory. My friend with Midwestern roots assures me that I can solve this problem by putting a plate of beer in the garden. Apparently snails like beer, but it kills them. Interestingly, it's the only thing snails do quickly. I've been trying to kill myself with beer for decades. I am literally slower than a snail.</center>|cite=Scott Adams}}
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{{cquote|<center>Candied pumpkins, sweet egg bread, we love rising from the dead!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Carpals, tarsals, vertebrae! That's us clicking on parade!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I move without any muscles, my skull's a cavernous hall! Tendons are made for pulling, my friend, I don't need them at all!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Many people think he's just a regular man! But he's not just any man, he's Skeleton Man!</center>|cite=The Axis of Awesome's ''Skeleton Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ooooooh, Skin Man. Villain in disguise. But Skeleton Man sees through his plan '''with his skeleton eyes!'''</center>|cite=The Axis of Awesome's ''Skeleton Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Arstotzka so great, passport not required!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''}}
{{cquote|<center>Arstotzka so great, passport not required!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Is drugs!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's probably really painful. But, not like I can tell with my messed-up brain.</center>|cite=Nanako in ''Suguri''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's probably really painful. But, not like I can tell with my messed-up brain. </center>|cite=Nanako in ''Suguri''}}
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{{cquote|<center>From now until the end of day, to be with you, and be the best I ever could...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Le Train''}}
{{cquote|<center>From now until the end of day, to be with you, and be the best I ever could...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Le Train''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Stand up for love, there is nothing more to say. Stand up for me, what can I say? I see from above, it is time to play, show me love...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Swordfish''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Here I go... Never thought I would let you know... Won't you stay...? Never wanted to end today...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Rendezvous''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Have a jawbreaker!'''</center>|cite=Candyman in ''Lethal League''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Have a jawbreaker!'''</center>|cite=Candyman in ''Lethal League''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Overclock!'''</center>|cite=Switch in ''Lethal League''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Hear me roar!!'''</center>|cite=Draco in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Hear me roar!!'''</center>|cite=Draco in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's like I can touch you!</center>|cite=A Fluff in ''The Animation Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But I'm not wearing any pants.</center>|cite=A Fluff in ''The Animation Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We're the proud, the few, Descendents rockin' alone tonight! We're the proud, the few, Descendents pickin' our butts tonight!</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Descendents''}}
{{cquote|<center>We're the proud, the few, Descendents rockin' alone tonight! We're the proud, the few, Descendents pickin' our butts tonight!</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Descendents''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm lonely today, won't you come out to play? When I'm with you, all the world goes away. Your smile and your eyes, they keep me alive, your voice is a bell that massages my mind. </center>|cite=Descendents' ''In Love This Way''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And it makes me wonder. And it makes me sad. And it makes me nervous. And it makes me oh so mad...</center>|cite=Descendents' ''In Love This Way''}}
{{cquote|<center>And it makes me wonder. And it makes me sad. And it makes me nervous. And it makes me oh so mad...</center>|cite=Descendents' ''In Love This Way''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My silly girl, I'm begging you, tell me all the things I wanna hear! My silly girl, I'm in love with you...</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Silly Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My silly girl, I'm begging you, don't stop being a silly girl! My silly girl, I'm in love with you...</center>|cite=Descendents' ''Silly Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're a no-good son of a bitch, you arrogant assholes! Your pants are too tight, you fucking homos! You suck, Mr. Buttfuck, you don't belong here! Go away, you fucking gay, ''I'm not a loser!!''</center>|cite=Descendents' ''I'm Not A Loser''}}
{{cquote|<center>You're a no-good son of a bitch, you arrogant assholes! Your pants are too tight, you fucking homos! You suck, Mr. Buttfuck, you don't belong here! ''Go away, you fucking gay, '''I'm not a loser!!'''''</center>|cite=Descendents' ''I'm Not A Loser''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I think of all the things that I would do, if wishes could come true!</center>|cite=All's ''Wishing Well''}}
{{cquote|<center>I think of all the things that I would do, if wishes could come true!</center>|cite= ALL's ''Wishing Well''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want to put an end to all of them, but I don't know where to begin! 'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin!</center>|cite=All's ''World's on Heroin''}}
{{cquote|<center>I want to put an end to all of them, but I don't know where to begin! 'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin!</center>|cite=ALL's''World's on Heroin''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm the only boy who can make you see that you're the only girl in the world for me! I know I can make everything just perfect...!</center>|cite=All's ''Just Perfect''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm the only boy who can make you see that you're the only girl in the world for me! I know I can make everything just perfect...!</center>|cite= ALL's ''Just Perfect''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Our name is ALL, and we wrote this song! It's not very good, people say it's too long! Well, listen up, Alfredo, this is for you! The reason why we wrote this is to ''get some free food!''</center>|cite= ALL's ''Alfredo's''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll the truth about a guy, he's tough and mean, but on the inside, he's really nice! And you should know that if you see him out at a show, you wanna fight? You wanna dance? He'll make you shit your fucking pants!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'll tell the truth about a guy, he's tough and mean, but on the inside, he's really nice! And you should know that if you see him out at a show, you wanna fight? You wanna dance? He'll make you shit your fucking pants!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Believe in Packer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When the room's spinnin', spinnin' around... I'll suck another one down.</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Swillies Lament (Liquor)''}}
{{cquote|<center>Many moons, many moons... I won't be coming home in many moons...</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Many Moons''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When the room's spinnin', spinnin' around... I'll suck another one down.</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Swillies Lament (Liquor)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now dance, fucker, dance, man, he never had a chance!And no one even knew it was really only you! And you steal away, take him out today! Nice work you did, you're gonna go far, kid!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''You're Gonna Go Far, Kid''}}
{{cquote|<center>I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way! Na, na, why don't you get a job?!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''Why Don't You Get A Job?''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Say, no way, no way, no way! Na, na, why don't you get a job?!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''Why Don't You Get A Job?''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now dance, fucker, dance, man, he never had a chance! And no one even knew it was really only you! And you steal away, take him out today! Nice work you did, you're gonna go far, kid!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''You're Gonna Go Far, Kid''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When we were young, the future was so bright, the old neighbourhood was so alive. And every kid on the whole damn street was gonna make it big and not be beat...!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''The Kids Aren't Alright''}}
{{cquote|<center>When we were young, the future was so bright, the old neighbourhood was so alive, and every kid on the whole damn street was gonna make it big and not be beat! Now the neighbourhood's cracked and torn, the kids are grown up, but their lives are worn! How can one little street swallow so many lives...?!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''The Kids Aren't Alright''}}
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{{cquote|<center>How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel?! It's this feeling called "lust!"</center>|cite=Suburban Rhythm's ''Lust''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Punk rock girl, please look at me! Punk rock girl, what do you see? Let's travel around the world, just you and me, punk rock girl!</center>|cite=The Dead Milkmen's ''Punk Rock Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Punk rock girl, give me a chance! Punk rock girl, let's go slamdance! We'll dress like Minnie Pearl, just you and me, punk rock girl!</center>|cite=The Dead Milkmen's ''Punk Rock Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It makes no sense, punk rock girl, your dad is the vice president! Rich as the Duke of Earl, yeah, you're for me, punk rock girl!</center>|cite=The Dead Milkmen's ''Punk Rock Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Punk rock girl, you look so wild! Punk rock girl, let's have a child! We'll name her Minnie Pearl, just you and me! Eat fudge banana swirls, just you and me! We'll travel 'round the world, just you and me, punk rock girl!</center>|cite=The Dead Milkmen's ''Punk Rock Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Throbbing squirm, gurgling bloody mess! I'm not a discharge! I'm not a loss in protein! I'm not a throbbing squirm!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
{{cquote|<center>Throbbing squirm, gurgling bloody mess! I'm not a discharge! I'm not a loss in protein! I'm not a throbbing squirm!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I dared to ask for sunshine, and I got World War Three! I'm looking over the wall, and they're looking at me!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Holidays In The Sun''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Pull down your dress, here's a kick in the ass! Let's beat you blue, 'till you shit in your pants! Don't move, child, got a big black stick! There's six of us, babe, ''so suck on my dick!''</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Police Truck''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's round-up time, where the good whores meet, we're gonna drag one screaming off the street!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Police Truck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Pull down your dress, here's a kick in the ass! Let's beat you blue, 'till ya shit in your pants! Don't move, child, got a big black stick! There's six of us, babe, ''so suck on my dick!''</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Police Truck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So I kill children! I love to see them die! I kill children! And make their mamas cry!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''I Kill Children''}}
{{cquote|<center>So I kill children! I love to see them die! I kill children! And make their mamas cry!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''I Kill Children''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm the new folk hero of the Ku Klux Klan, my cop friends think that's fine! You can get away with murder if you've got a badge! I fought the law, and I won! I fought the law, and ''I won!''</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''I Fought The Law''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're planning for a war with or without Iran, building a police state with the Ku Klux Klan! Pissed at your neighbour, don't bother to nag! Pick up the phone, and turn in a fag!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Moral Majority''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''What's wrong with a mind of my own?!'''</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Moral Majority''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now you can go where people are one! Now you can go where they get things done!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Holiday in Cambodia''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I love you Slim, we could've been together, think about it! You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it! And when you dream, ''I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it! '''I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me!''''' </center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
{{cquote|<center>I love you Slim, we could've been together, think about it! You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it! And when you dream, ''I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it! '''I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me!''''' </center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>See Slim--<br><br>'''SHUT UP, BITCH, I'M TRYING TO TALK!'''<br><br>Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Stan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oops, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore, snorting coke, and we gave him the ''Rolling Stone'' cover?</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kill You''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oops, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore, snorting coke, and we gave him the ''Rolling Stone'' cover?</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kill You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You faggots keep egging me on, until I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop? Shut up! Give me your hands and feet! I said shut up when I'm talking to you, you hear me?! Answer me, or ''Imma kill you!''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kill You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit! 'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Under the Influence''}}
{{cquote|<center>I came to the club, drunk, with a fake ID.<br><br>''Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?!''<br><br>I've been with ten women who got HIV.<br><br>''Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?!''<br><br>I got genital warts and it burns when I pee.<br><br>''Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?!''<br><br>I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree.<br><br>''You probably want to grow up to be just like me!''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Role Model''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl, I never meant to bring you into my world. Now you're sitting in the corner crying, and now it's my fault...</center>|cite=Eminem's ''My Fault''}}
{{cquote|<center>To all the people I've offended, yeah, fuck you, too! To all the friends I used to have, I miss my past. But the rest of you assholes can ''kiss my ass!''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Still Don't Give A Fuck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady, all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating, so won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
{{cquote|<center>To all the people I've offended, yeah, fuck you, too! For every time I reminisce, I miss my past. But I still don't give a fuck, ''y'all can kiss my ass!''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Still Don't Give A Fuck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And there's a million of us just like me, who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me, and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
{{cquote|<center>So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit! 'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Under the Influence''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all, and I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all! I just get on the mic, and spit it!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
{{cquote|<center>Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody, just follow me! 'Cause we need a little controversy, 'cause it feels so empty without me!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Without Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking, he could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings! Or in the parking lot, screaming, "''I don't give a fuck!''" with his windows down and his system up! </center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
{{cquote|<center>But sometimes this shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me, so this must mean I'm disgusting! But it's just me, I'm just obscene!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Without Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey kids! Do you like violence? Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Try acid and get fucked up worse than my life is?</center>|cite=Eminem's ''My Name Is''}}
{{cquote|<center>And Moby?! You can get stomped on by Obie, you thirty-six year old bald-headed fag, blow me! You don't know me, you're too old, let go, it's over! '''''Nobody listens to techno!'''''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Without Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''My Name Is''}}
{{cquote|<center>''Fuck you, Ms. Cheney! Fuck you, Tipper Gore! Fuck you with the freest of speech this Divided States of Embarrassment will allow me to have!''<br><br>'''Fuck you!'''''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''White America''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So long, bitch, you did me so wrong. I don't wanna go on, living in this world without you.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kim''}}
{{cquote|<center>I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl, I never meant to bring you into my world. Now you're sitting in the corner crying, and now it's my fault...</center>|cite=Eminem's ''My Fault''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''Now bleed, bitch, bleed!''<br><br>'''''Bleed, bitch, bleed!!'''''<br><br><br>'''''BLEED!!'''''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kim''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady, all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating, so won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And that's the message we deliver to little kids, and expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is. Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade, they've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records! Well I do. So ''fuck him and '''fuck you too'''''.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me, so I have been ''sent here to destroy you''.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And there's a million of us just like me, who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me, and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all, and I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all! I just get on the mic, and spit it!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking, he could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings! Or in the parking lot, screaming, ''"I don't give a fuck!"'' with his windows down and his system up! </center>|cite=Eminem's ''The Real Slim Shady''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey kids! Do you like violence? Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Try acid and get fucked up worse than my life is?</center>|cite=Eminem's ''My Name Is''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ninety-nine percent of my life, I was lied to. I just found out my mom does more dope than I do...</center>|cite=Eminem's ''My Name Is''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!</center>|cite=Eminem's ''My Name Is''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So long, bitch, you did me so wrong. I don't wanna go on, living in this world without you.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kim''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''Now bleed, bitch, bleed!''<br><br>'''''Bleed, bitch, bleed!!'''''<br><br><br>'''''BLEED!!'''''</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kim''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You better lose yourself in the music, the moment, you own it, you better never let it go. You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow this opportunity comes once in a lifetime.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Lose Yourself''}}
{{cquote|<center>You better lose yourself in the music, the moment, you own it, you better never let it go. You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow this opportunity comes once in a lifetime.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Lose Yourself''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Hahaha, I'm just playin' ladies, you know I love ya.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''Kill You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Hahaha, I'm just playin' America, you know I love ya.</center>|cite=Eminem's ''White America''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your mom busted in and said, "'''What's that noise?!'''"<br><br>Aw, mom, you're just jealous, it's the '''''Beastie Boys!'''''</center>|cite=Beastie Boys' ''Fight For Your Right''}}
{{cquote|<center>Your mom busted in and said, "'''What's that noise?!'''"<br><br>Aw, mom, you're just jealous, it's the '''''Beastie Boys!'''''</center>|cite=Beastie Boys' ''Fight For Your Right''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now when it comes to envy, y'all is green! Jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine! Another dimension, new galaxy! Intergalactic, planetary!</center>|cite=Beastie Boys' ''Intergalactic''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Money, so they say, is the root of all evil today. But if you ask for a rise, it's no surprise that they're giving none away.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Money''}}
{{cquote|<center>Money, so they say, is the root of all evil today. But if you ask for a rise, it's no surprise that they're giving none away.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Money''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You raise the blade, you make the change, you re-arrange me until I'm sane. You lock the door and throw away the key, there's someone in my head, but it's not me...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Brain Damage''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''''OI, WHERE'S THE FUCKING BAR, JOHN?!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Not Now John''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''''OI, WHERE'S THE FUCKING BAR, JOHN?!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Not Now John''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Did they expect us to treat them with any respect?! They can polish their medals and sharpen their smiles, and amuse themselves playing games for a while.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Fletcher Memorial Home''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let him come into the city, let him shake his lucky penny, let him put it in his pocket, and shake it all around...</center>|cite=Live's ''The Distance''}}
{{cquote|<center>Let him come into the city, let him shake his lucky penny, let him put it in his pocket, and shake it all around...</center>|cite=Live's ''The Distance''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Maybe anywhere the wind blows, it's all worth waiting for...</center>|cite=Toad the Wet Sprocket's ''Windmills''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere, they won't make it home, but they really don't care. They wanted the highway, they're happier there today...</center>|cite=Fastball's ''The Way''}}
{{cquote|<center>You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere, they won't make it home, but they really don't care. They wanted the highway, they're happier there today...</center>|cite=Fastball's ''The Way''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Was I out of my head, or was I out of my mind? How could I have ever been so blind? I was waiting for an indication, it was hard to find...</center>|cite=Fastball's ''Out Of My Head''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't matter what I say, only what I do. I never mean to do bad things to you, so quiet but I finally woke up, if you're sad, then it's time you spoke up, too...</center>|cite=Fastball's ''Out Of My Head''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They move in beauty, two hearts adrift as one... Kissing, and kissing 'til the kiss of morning sun has come...</center>|cite=Stereo Alchemy's ''Young Lovers''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And she bangs, she bangs, oh baby, when she moves, she moves, I go crazy, 'cause she looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history, she bangs, she bangs. </center>|cite=Ricky Martin's ''She Bangs''}}
{{cquote|<center>And she bangs, she bangs, oh baby, when she moves, she moves, I go crazy, 'cause she looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history, she bangs, she bangs. </center>|cite=Ricky Martin's ''She Bangs''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'Cause we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. You know that we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. </center>|cite=Madonna's ''Material Girl\\}}
{{cquote|<center>'Cause we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. You know that we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. </center>|cite=Madonna's ''Material Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's all they really want, some fun! When the working day is done, oh, girls just wanna have fun!</center>|cite=Cyndi Lauper's ''Girls Just Wanna Have Fun''}}
{{cquote|<center>That's all they really want, some fun! When the working day is done, oh, girls just wanna have fun!</center>|cite=Cyndi Lauper's ''Girls Just Wanna Have Fun''}}
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{{cquote|<center>TV says doughnuts are high in fat, kazoo. Found a hobo in my room. It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life, give me my sweater back or I'll play the guitar!</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Found a hobo in my room, what do I do, he looks dead, bleeding red onto my bedspread, and he also appears to be missing his head?! Why am I holding this gun and axe? Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks? Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill, or will he just keep on telling me to kill?</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Take this mop, and shove it, boy, 'cause it's the only way you'll be employed!</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You can be a coffee achiever, you can sit around the house and watch ''Leave It To Beaver!'' The future's up to you, so whatcha gonna do?!<br><br>''Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!''</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Dare to be Stupid''}}
{{cquote|<center>You can be a coffee achiever, you can sit around the house and watch ''Leave It To Beaver!'' The future's up to you, so whatcha gonna do?!<br><br>''Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!''</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Dare to be Stupid''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can't hear you!<br><br>''Dare to be stupid!''<br><br>...Okay, I can hear you now!<br><br>''Dare to be stupid!''</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Dare to be Stupid''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But I'm shaking at your touch, I like you way too much, my baby, I'm falling for you! I'd do about anything to get the hell out alive, or maybe I would rather settle down with you!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Falling For You''}}
{{cquote|<center>But I'm shaking at your touch, I like you way too much, my baby, I'm afraid I'm falling for you! I'd do about anything to get the hell out alive, or maybe I would rather settle down with you!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Falling For You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I told you I would return, when the robin makes his nest, but I ain't never coming back... I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry...</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Butterfly''}}
{{cquote|<center>I told you I would return, when the robin makes his nest, but I ain't never coming back... <br><br>I'm sorry... <br><br>I'm sorry... <br><br><br>...I'm sorry...</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Butterfly''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You could tell me what to say, you could tell me where to go, but I doubt that I would care, and my heart would never know. If I make another move, there'll be no more turning back, because everything would change, and it all would fade to black...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
{{cquote|<center>You could tell me what to say, you could tell me where to go, but I doubt that I would care, and my heart would never know. If I make another move, there'll be no more turning back, because everything would change, and it all would fade to black...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Will tomorrow ever come? Will I make it through the night? Will there ever be a place for the broken in the light? Am I hurting? Am I sad? Should I stay or should I go? I've forgotten how to tell, did I ever even know?</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Can I take another step? I've done everything I can, all the people that I see, I will never understand. If I find a way to change, if I step into the light, then I'll never be the same, and it all will fade to white...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
{{cquote|<center>Can I take another step? I've done everything I can, all the people that I see, I will never understand. If I find a way to change, if I step into the light, then I'll never be the same, and it all will fade to white...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This time you're not hurting me, this time I will take a stand! All the hatred in my eyes, building up an evil plan. Standing lonely in the night, with the darkness by my side, looking deep inside myself, and revealing only fright...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Will tomorrow ever come? Will I make it through the night? Will there ever be a place for the broken in the light? Am I hurting? Am I sad? Should I stay or should I go? I've forgotten how to tell, did I ever even know?</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
{{cquote|<center>Can you tell me who you are? Can you tell me where I am? I've forgotten how to see, I've forgotten if I can. If I opened up my eyes, there'd be no more going back, 'cause I'd throw it all all away, and it all would fade to black...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Can you tell me who you are? Can you tell me where I am? I've forgotten how to see, I've forgotten if I can. If I opened up my eyes, there'd be no more going back, 'cause I'd throw it all all away, and it all would fade to black...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
{{cquote|<center>So I'm back here once again? So I'm back here once again. Can I ever make a change? Will my heart begin to mend? Would you love me if I go? It feels like a heart attack, but still everything's the same, and it all just fades to black...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom for me and you. And I think to myself... what a wonderful world.</center>|cite=Louis Armstrong's ''What a Wonderful World''}}
{{cquote|<center>I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom for me and you. And I think to myself... what a wonderful world.</center>|cite=Louis Armstrong's ''What a Wonderful World''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And when I hold you, you'll be my Duchess, Duchess of Earl. We'll walk through my dukedom, and a paradise we will share...</center>|cite=Gene Chandler's ''Duke of Earl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No more tears, please! It's a waste of good suffering!</center>|cite=Mr. Crow in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
{{cquote|<center>No more tears, please! It's a waste of good suffering!</center>|cite=Mr. Crow in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I will swallow your soul!</center>|cite=Harlequin in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''You got boost power!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Whoa, you're way up front!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Watch your back!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Finish!''' ...Alright, first place!</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Trace, on!</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't like pain. That's why I thought it would be better to become a doll. And gradually, my body stopped generating a pulse. Blood vessels turned into tubes one by one. Blood vanished like vapour. My heart, everything, just crafted parts. If I did that, there would be no more pain.</center>|cite=Kohaku in ''Tsukihime''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't like pain. That's why I thought it would be better to become a doll. And gradually, my body stopped generating a pulse. Blood vessels turned into tubes one by one. Blood vanished like vapour. My heart, everything, just crafted parts. If I did that, there would be no more pain.</center>|cite=Kohaku in ''Tsukihime''}}
{{cquote|<center>I won't tell you to become a saint. You should just become an adult who is able to do what you believe is right.</center>|cite=Aoko Aozaki in ''Tsukihime''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I won't tell you to become a saint. You should just become an adult who is able to do what you believe is right.</center>|cite=Aoko Aozaki in ''Tsukihime''}}
{{cquote|<center>Underneath that longed-for blue sky. I imagine for the last time her care-free smile, like a lingering flower.. </center>|cite=Shiki Tohno in ''Tsukihime''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Holy crap! He's totally the type of guy who spent his childhood killing neighbourhood pets!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
{{cquote|<center>Holy crap! He's totally the type of guy who spent his childhood killing neighbourhood pets!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the world of girl love! It's slippery when wet!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.</center>|cite=Inigo Montoya in ''The Princess Bride''}}
{{cquote|<center>You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.</center>|cite=Inigo Montoya in ''The Princess Bride''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the adventure!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let's go crazy!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs. Capcom''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's all piney!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>Beep... beep... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... </center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Butterfly, flutter by.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>You walk towards the light.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can't eat it, but it sure is shiny.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>They will surely feast on your flesh.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Go for the eyes!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>It wasn't your time to die...</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That was not a sane thing to do.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>Dead from blunt trauma to the face.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Take that, nature!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>That was definitely not your fault.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That'll teach him!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
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{{cquote|<center>ded</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>rekt</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Beep... beep... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... </center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You walk towards the light.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They will surely feast on your flesh.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It wasn't your time to die...</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Dead from blunt trauma to the face.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That was definitely not your fault.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This battle is about to explode!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>This battle is about to explode!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Live and let die!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The Dark Angel... She's found me at last... At least I can sleep now... </center>|cite=Haar in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
{{cquote|<center>The Dark Angel... She's found me at last... At least I can sleep now... </center>|cite=Haar in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Commander Shiharam... I... your... vengeance... I...  </center>|cite=Haar in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Too bad, you lost your machine!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
{{cquote|<center>Too bad, you lost your machine!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I imagined it would be bigger.</center>|cite="Infinity" map description in ''Halo''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Pull the string! ...Pull the string!'''</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Glen or Glenda''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Pull the string! ...Pull the string!'''</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Glen or Glenda''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I-I see. Would you be so kind as to aim toward Shiriana? I've a friend there, you see.</center>|cite=Slayer in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Put you three together... and you get a bunch of losers.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
{{cquote|<center>Put you three together... and you get a bunch of losers.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''MMMMMMMMMISTER CROW!'''</center>|cite=Announcer in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? </center>|cite=''Ashley's Song'' from ''WarioWare: Touched!''}}
{{cquote|<center>Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? </center>|cite=''Ashley's Song'' from ''WarioWare: Touched!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet... I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet... <br><br>I'm the coolest girl you'll ''ever'' meet!</center>|cite=''Ashley's Song'' from ''WarioWare: Touched!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello, major league fans! This is Michael Beard. The Tokyo Ninjas have a new lineup for the ''eighth'' game!</center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hello, major league fans! This is Michael Beard. The Tokyo Ninjas have a new lineup for the ''eighth'' game!</center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''Toasty!''</center>|cite=Dan Forden in ''Mortal Kombat II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>N-n-n-now! Fight a new rival!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Enter the heat of battle... Go for it.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All right! That's cool.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Shitty vampire...</center>|cite=Yuuki Terumi in ''BlazBlue''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''You pressed the wrong button...!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''This is for that tuna!''</center>|cite=Taokaka in ''BlazBlue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I've been waiting for this!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, that makes sense!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I got the picture!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, that's what I expected!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I see!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''Andyyyyyyyyyyyyy!''</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''You pressed the wrong button...!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I still get paid,  right?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Check me out! I'm the ghost of Christmas '''kick yo ass!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>Check me out! I'm the ghost of Christmas '''kick yo ass!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Try not to suck!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, I freaking love Street Fighter! ...Autograph your spleen for me?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, I freaking love Street Fighter! ...Autograph your spleen for me?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Anime power up shit!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey! Yeah, you! I'm down here busting my ass while sit around on your's watching me jump around?! How is that fair?!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey! Yeah, you! I'm down here busting my ass while sit around on your's watching me jump around?! How is that fair?!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Huh? You stole my Shoryuken!? When did you...!?</center>|cite=Ryu in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wow! I like your claws!</center>|cite=Felicia in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Think twice before you touch my girl. Come around, I'll let you feel the burn. Think twice before you touch my girl, come around, come around, no more.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''}}
{{cquote|<center>Think twice before you touch my girl, come around, I'll let you feel the burn. Think twice before you touch my girl, come around, come around, no more.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''}}
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{{cquote|<center>With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
{{cquote|<center>With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Booze on your breath always makes girls horny, so come on boys, let's '''''chug a few!'''''</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Everybody's Drunk''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That'll be the day when the sun falls down, the angels may weep, but I'll hear no sounds, but hey!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''That'll Be The Day''}}
{{cquote|<center>Everything went numb when he stumbled upon what he thought was going to be another means to the end! Silence, sirens! It all went down like his nightmare the night before!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''Everything Went Numb''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So hey, I don't care if you go now or if you stay! Oh, your back is bleeding, you're bleeding on me! That'll be the day when the sun falls down, the angels may weep, but I'll hear no sounds, but hey!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''That'll Be The Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And when you wake up, everything is gonna be fine, I guarantee that you wake in a better place, and in a better time. So you're tired of living, and you feel like you might give in, well don't! It's not your time!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''A Better Place, A Better Time''}}
{{cquote|<center>And when you wake up, everything is gonna be fine, I guarantee that you wake in a better place, and in a better time. So you're tired of living, and you feel like you might give in, well don't! It's not your time!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''A Better Place, A Better Time''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And now I'm off to save the world once again, but I don't know how I'll pull it off this time, I think I'm going to drown...!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''The Saddest Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now he's off to save the world once again, but he don't know how he'll pull it off this time, I just know I'm going to drown...!</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''The Saddest Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And it's the saddest song you'll ever hear, the most pain you will ever feel. But you grit your teeth, because it don't get better than this. And you'll try to explain as the blood leaves all your veins, and you can't think of anything that you would change...</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''The Saddest Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But I don't know what she said, I still don't know what she said. It's been years since I've seen her face, 14 years were just erased. If my life was your life, would you ever take it back...?</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''The Saddest Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And it makes me sick when I think of it, all my heroes could not live with this, and I hope you rest in peace, because with us you never did...</center>|cite=Streetlight Manifesto's ''Here's To Life''}}
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{{cquote|<center>YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR! ...Wait, who ''is'' my supervisor?</center>|cite=Cheryl Tunt in ''Archer''}}
{{cquote|<center>YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR! ...Wait, who ''is'' my supervisor?</center>|cite=Cheryl Tunt in ''Archer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Because how hard is it to poach a goddamn egg properly?!</center>|cite=Archer in ''Archer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is no drake that flies faster than a crossbow bolt.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Crossbow Ambush"}}
{{cquote|<center>I have seen entire civilizations rise and fall. You mortal are but dust to me.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Vindicate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The lifespan of a wirefly can be precisely described as "short".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Wirefly Hive"}}
{{cquote|<center>Some convictions are so strong that the world must break to accommodate them.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Vindicate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is no drake that flies faster than a crossbow bolt.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Crossbow Ambush"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The lifespan of a wirefly can be precisely described as "short".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Wirefly Hive"}}
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{{cquote|<center>"And if I'm lying," he began...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Meteorite"}}
{{cquote|<center>"And if I'm lying," he began...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Meteorite"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, thank the angels. It's not a werewolf, just a regular wo-</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Snarling Wolf"}}
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{{cquote|<center>For the first time in his life, Grakk felt a little warm and fuzzy inside.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pacifism"}}
{{cquote|<center>For the first time in his life, Grakk felt a little warm and fuzzy inside.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pacifism"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Kytheon had known war every day of his life. Now he finally knew peace.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card – "Heartwarming Redemption"}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's actually quite simple, but since you've only recently begun to walk upright, it may take some time to explain.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Redirect"}}
{{cquote|<center>It's actually quite simple, but since you've only recently begun to walk upright, it may take some time to explain.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Redirect"}}
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{{cquote|<center>He remembers enough of his life to weep for what he has lost.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Balthor The Defiled"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Always easily impressed, Durg was about to be blown away.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Archaeologist"}}
{{cquote|<center>Always easily impressed, Durg was about to be blown away.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Archaeologist"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Of course it offered you power. Demons always do. But trust me—the sweeter the prize, the more ruinous the price.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Daemogoth Titan"}}
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{{cquote|<center>At what price beauty?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lotus Vale"}}
{{cquote|<center>At what price beauty?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lotus Vale"}}
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{{cquote|<center>How tragic that greed eclipses beauty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Crystal Quarry"}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is not that you will go mad. It is that you will beg for madness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Altar of Dementia"}}
{{cquote|<center>It is not that you will go mad. It is that you will beg for madness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Altar of Dementia"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The body grows stronger under stress. The mind does not.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fractured Sanity"}}
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{{cquote|<center>By all means, keep trying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Indestructibility"}}
{{cquote|<center>By all means, keep trying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Indestructibility"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The willow knows what the storm does not: that the power to endure harm outlives the power to inflict it.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Blood of the Martyr"}}
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{{cquote|<center>She raised him from an orphaned pup and gave him a life of love. With his last act, he thanked her.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Selfless Saviour"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Even were I to walk in a ravine as dark as death I should fear no danger, for you are at my side. Your staff and your crook are there to soothe me.</center>|cite=''Psalms 23:4'', The Bible}}
{{cquote|<center>Even were I to walk in a ravine as dark as death I should fear no danger, for you are at my side. Your staff and your crook are there to soothe me.</center>|cite=''Psalms 23:4'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>...He will wipe away all tears from their eyes; there will be no more death, and no more mourning or sadness or pain. The world of the past has gone.</center>|cite=''Revelations, 21:4'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>You know, I didn't have my hearing aid turned on. Tell me again.</center>|cite=James Stockdale}}
{{cquote|<center>You know, I didn't have my hearing aid turned on... Tell me again.</center>|cite=James Stockdale}}
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{{cquote|<center>How are you gentlemen ''!!'' All your base are belong to us ''!!'' You are on the way to destruction ''!!'' </center>|cite=CATS from Zero Wing}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm a staunch independent. Every time I think I'm a Republican, they do something greedy, and every time I think I'm a Democrat, they do something stupid. </center>|cite=Jay Leno}}
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{{cquote|<center>I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. </center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm a staunch independent. Every time I think I'm a Republican, they do something greedy, and every time I think I'm a Democrat, they do something stupid. </center>|cite=Jay Leno}}
{{cquote|<center>But hey, Reverend! There are two knobs on the radio! One of them turns the radio off, and the other one changes the station! Imagine that, Reverend, you can actually change the station! It's called freedom of choice, and it's one of the principles this country was founded upon. Look it up in the library, Reverend! If you have any of them left when you've finished burning all the books.. </center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>Everyone's going to save something now! Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails... </center>|cite=George Carlin}}
{{cquote|<center>Everything's been sanitised now and cleaned up. First with these fucking Christians, you start with them. But let's not leave out these PC campus liberal assholes. I mean, they're just as fucking bad from a different direction. </center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've got this burning feeling, like my veins are filled with nothing but gasoline. </center>|cite=The Protomen's ''Light Up The Night''}}
{{cquote|<center>I've got this burning, like my veins are filled with nothing but gasoline. </center>|cite=The Protomen's ''Light Up The Night''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.</center>|cite=Captain Koons in ''Pulp Fiction''}}
{{cquote|<center>I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.</center>|cite=Captain Koons in ''Pulp Fiction''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I eat rat poison, 'cause I can't read the box!</center>|cite="John Rocker" on ''Saturday Night Live''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The Braves and white people rule!</center>|cite="John Rocker" on ''Saturday Night Live''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I have made a huge mistake. </center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, that was a freebie.</center>|cite=George Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''I'M A MONSTER!!'''</center>|cite=Buster Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit and... I don't like it.</center>|cite=The Angry Video Game Nerd}}
{{cquote|<center>It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit and... I don't like it.</center>|cite=The Angry Video Game Nerd}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck you, Dunkey, I do not watch your videos because you are black.</center>|cite=JonTron}}
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{{cquote|<center>But this man is a '''fucking hypocrite, piece of shit, rat bastard'''.</center>|cite=Dunkey on JonTron}}
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{{cquote|<center>Why?</center>|cite=Dunkey on ''Sonic Forces''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Which brings me to the conclusion that Nintendo is run by ''Shark Tale'', ladies and gentlemen. Just a DVD copy of ''Shark Tale'', sitting in a chair.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, is this Pizza Hut? More like ''Pizza Butt!''</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm also excluding ''Super Mario Bros. 2'', which has won game of the year 13 years running now.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sike! Game of the year goes to ''Super Mario Bros. 2'', baby! '''''Super Mario Bros. 2'', ya bitch!'''</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Basically guys, what I'm trying to say with this video is that ''League of Legends'' sucks dick. It fucking sucks.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Nintendo, what the fuck is this?</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Not even close, baybee!</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>You are biased and nitpicking, I win, bye bye.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
{{cquote|<center>You are biased and nitpicking, I win, bye bye.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>I give ''Final Fantasy XV'' a chocobo out of ten.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>What is Black Cock Motel? I'm gonna go in- Don't ever go in Black Cock Motel, okay Pikachu? Okay Onix?</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Is that Kermit the Frog with two samurai swords, smoking a blunt? What the fu-</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>The future will be better tomorrow.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>The future will be better tomorrow.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>MY NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDERSON SOMETHING!!</center>|cite=Christian Weston Chandler}}
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{{cquote|<center>No, I can't hear nothing because I got my head up in the clouds...</center>|cite=Caesars' ''Jerk It Out''}}
{{cquote|<center>No, I can't hear nothing because I got my head up in the clouds...</center>|cite=Caesars' ''Jerk It Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''I AM A WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!'''</center>|cite=Rosechu in ''Sonichu'' Issue 8}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha </center>|cite=Tyler the Creator}}
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{{cquote|<center>[http://tane.us Tane?]</center>}}
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