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|0={{cquote|The human sacrificed himself, to save the Pokémon. I pitted them against each other, but not until they set aside their differences did I see the true power they all share deep inside. I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.|cite=[[Mewtwo]], ''Mewtwo Strikes Back!''|col=#b08bb2}} | |0={{cquote|The human sacrificed himself, to save the Pokémon. I pitted them against each other, but not until they set aside their differences did I see the true power they all share deep inside. I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.|cite=[[Mewtwo]], ''Mewtwo Strikes Back!''|col=#b08bb2}} | ||
|1={{cquote|Would [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] please report to the security office? Sonic the Hedgehog, please report to the security office. We found your...uh...YOUR KEYS! Yes, that's it, we found your keys. No need to be ready for a trap, since we only want to return your keys!|cite=Dr. Eggman, ''Sonic Colors''|col=red}} | |1={{cquote|Would [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] please report to the security office? Sonic the Hedgehog, please report to the security office. We found your...uh...YOUR KEYS! Yes, that's it, we found your keys. No need to be ready for a trap, since we only want to return your keys!|cite=Dr. Eggman, ''Sonic Colors''|col=red}} | ||
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|129={{cquote|Strangely enough, I'm starting to get used to people fleeing from me in a state of panic.|cite=Professor Layton, ''Professor Layton and the Unwound Future''|col=#3d2e23}} | |129={{cquote|Strangely enough, I'm starting to get used to people fleeing from me in a state of panic.|cite=Professor Layton, ''Professor Layton and the Unwound Future''|col=#3d2e23}} | ||
|130={{cquote|As a gentleman, I feel it is my duty to take one of these balloons.|cite=Luke Triton, ''Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box''|col=#4d6d74}} | |130={{cquote|As a gentleman, I feel it is my duty to take one of these balloons.|cite=Luke Triton, ''Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box''|col=#4d6d74}} | ||
|131={{cquote|Tackle life with as much energy as Goku! I'll try to do the same!|cite=Akira Toriyama|col=#fd8111}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |131={{cquote|Tackle life with as much energy as Goku! I'll try to do the same!|cite=Akira Toriyama|col=#fd8111}} | ||
|132={{cquote|Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.|cite=GLaDOS, ''Portal 2''|col=orange}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |||
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| “ | Haha! You were laboring under the misapprehension that this is "butter"! Fuck you, it's margarine! | ” |
| —A bootlegged "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" | ||
