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{{cquote|<center>You're so shallow, you probably judge things by their physical appearance.</center>|cite=Xavier, ''Xavier: Renegade Angel''}}
{{cquote|<center>Look at you. You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance.</center>|cite=Xavier, ''Xavier: Renegade Angel''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And usually, [infomercials are] joke. It's never something I ever take seriously, and I think a lot of people are in the same boat, where you're just sitting there watching the TV and you go, "What the hell am I watching right now? Uh- can I change the channel?" but the p- the problem with an infomercial is you have some weird sorcery spell on you. You CAN'T change the channel. You reach for the remote but it's so dumb and so enticing and there's so many stupid cliches like the black and white screen of someone doing something really stupid like their house exploding because they used the wrong onion peeler... You gotta keep watching!</center>|cite=Jerma}}
{{cquote|<center>And usually, [infomercials are] a joke. It's never something I ever take seriously, and I think a lot of people are in the same boat, where you're just sitting there watching the TV and you go, "What the hell am I watching right now? Uh- can I change the channel?" but the p- the problem with an infomercial is you have some weird sorcery spell on you. You CAN'T change the channel. You reach for the remote, but it's so dumb and so enticing and there's so many stupid cliches, like the black and white screen of someone doing something really stupid like their house exploding because they used the wrong onion peeler... You gotta keep watching!</center>|cite=Jerma}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're wearing a pair of pants that's plugged into the fuckin' wall! If someone turns on the microwave, the fuse blows, boom! Melted dick!</center>|cite=Joe Santagato}}
{{cquote|<center>You're wearing a pair of pants that's plugged into the fuckin' wall. If someone turns on the microwave and the fuse blows, boom! Melted dick.</center>|cite=Joe Santagato}}
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{{cquote|<center>Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again.</center>|cite=Hinata, ''Fire Emblem: Fates''}}
{{cquote|<center>Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again.</center>|cite=Hinata, ''Fire Emblem: Fates''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your breath...smells like a dead person's shit.</center>|cite=Joe Santagato}}
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Latest revision as of 18:21, June 21, 2020

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