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{{notice|I am currently dealing with some personal issues, which may or may not affect my activity.}}
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{{cquote|'''Piisu''' ni nare genki ni nare, '''kyuuto''' ni nare tenki ni nare, egao no chihare sonna mahō kimi ni kaketai na |cite="Mirumo de pon" opening}}
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{{cquote|Ashitani muka ttetoriaezu, success success genki yo ku!|cite=Success, success (Shichinin no Nana OP)}}
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{{cquote|Thunder sprites  pay heed and strike with your  electric shock|cite=Akashic Records of Bastard Magic Instructor (dub)}}
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{{cquote|UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!!!!|cite=Arin Hanson (A.K.A Egoraptor)}}
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{{cquote|I don't want the sweating symptom, I want birds to go to Madagascar!|cite=MetalCanyon}}
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{{cquote|3 KIRBY...SAMUS!|cite=Falcon Punch remix}}
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{{cquote| Is it "love" when you care about a female for reasons beyond mating? |cite=Dr. Zoidberg}}
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{{cquote|Everything is safe on shield against CPUs|cite=Me}}
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{{cquote|You don't really learn much when you take the easy way.|cite=TDW98}}
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{{cquote|Call me your little snow bunny. Oh, I'd love that!|cite=Mizore Shirayuki}}
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{{cquote|Fuck you Joe, you have cancer!|cite=Hugo and Jake}}
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{{cquote|This is pitiful...a thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat, what a hype. Groundhog day used to mean something in this town, they used to pull the hog out and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of ya.|cite=Phil (Groundhog Day)}}
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{{cquote|It's not how long you live that matters, it's what you accomplish with your life|cite=Grovyle}}
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{{cquote|It was a cup of good intention, a tablespoon of one big mess, a dash of overreaction, and I assume you know the rest...|cite=One Little Slip (Chicken Little soundtrack, The Barenaked Ladies)}}
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{{cquote|I guess The Flintstones were real, just like the taxes he didn't steal!|cite=Tribute to Kent Hovind - Eddy Goomba}}
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{{cquote|Purun purun poron!|cite=Kurumu Kurono}}
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{{cquote|Er, which god? There are literally millions, why should I choose yours?|cite=Viced Rhino}}
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{{cquote|Reality doesn't "agree to disagree", you stupid person!|cite=Martymer 81}}
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{{cquote|The whole <nowiki>[crystal]</nowiki> healing thing is something that I find absolutely disgusting. At best, it's just taking money away from a sick person. At worst, that sick person will do this crap '''instead''' of, rather than in addition to, seeking proper medical help, and they might actually die as a result.|cite=Martymer 81}}
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{{cquote|I was paying through the nose for electricity, and now I'm energy independent!|cite=Dave Ross from Florida}}
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{{cquote|See my old man's got a problem<br>Lives with a bottle, that's the way it is<br>He says his body's too old for working<br>His body's too young to look like his<br>My mama went off and left him<br>She wanted more from life than he could give<br>I said "somebody's got to take care of him"<br>So I quit school and that's what I did|cite=Fast Car by Tracy Chapman <span style="color:white;"> and not the godawful remake by Jonas Blue</span>}}
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{{cquote|Ooo it's alright. Yeah it is, I swear you'll see. (it's not really...)|cite=Family of Me (Ben Folds, Over the Hedge OST)}}
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{{cquote|My love life and study habits are out of control!!!|cite=Nana Suzuki, Seven of Seven}}
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{{cquote|Diamonds: Because giving a woman $5,000 to marry you is illegal.|cite=unknown}}
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{{cquote|The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.|cite=George Orwell's Animal Farm}}
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{{cquote|Now if you're so foxy, and 'ol Chief's so dumb, then why does that hound get the fox on the run? 'Cause he's got the hunter, and the hunter's got the gun, KERBLAM elimination! Lack of education!|cite=Big Momma (The Fox and the Hound)}}
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{{cquote|Welcome to Alaska, here's $1000!|cite=The Simpsons Movie}}
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{{cquote|BAM shock dodge again, wow I'm on fire! Total skill!|cite=TWD98}}
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{{cquote|One of the big problems with Harry Potter is how competent is Voldemort if he can't even take over a high school?|cite=Ben Shapiro}}
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{{cquote|But when his drinking, and lusting, and his hunger for power became known to more and more people, the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder.|cite=Boney M, Rasputin}}
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{{cquote|Your Corrin pride Corrin died!|cite=Serpent King}}
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{{cquote|Kirby is Kirby, everybody loves Kirby.|cite=PJiggles}}
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{{cquote|More than a pet, you're my best friend  Too cool to forget, come back  'cause we are family, and forgive me for making you wanna roam  Now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome  Somewhere I hope you're reading my latest 3 word poem:  Gary come home.|cite=SpongeBob Squarepants}}
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{{cquote|Being offended doesn't mean you're right|cite=Steven Crowder}}
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{{cquote|It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care!|cite=Peter (Office Space)}}
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{{cquote|I am a Pilot Support Enlightenment Interface System.|cite=Chamber, Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet.}}
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{{cquote|There is of course one very compelling reason why the Milky Way features so heavily in shots of the sky taken from Earth, '''it's the galaxy we fucking live in!'''|cite=CoolHardLogic}}
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{{cquote|I've just received a call from secretary Clinton...|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|STOP.FUCKING.ROLLING!|cite=some guy}}
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{{cquote|E.V training, you're sucking the fun out. E.V training, you're too old for this. Exploiting the game, 'cause you don't have a life. Beating up kids makes you feel like a man! E.V training yeah!|cite=Dorkly}}
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{{cquote|Since the fork from the former wiki, it appears a significant segment of the wiki has become incestuous and territorial, which has inhibited the retainment of new contributors.|cite=[[User:Quilt]]}}
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{{cquote|OH THERE YOU ARE! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU! I CAME ALL THE WAY HERE AS I AM SO SHOCKED BUT DON'T WORRY, I ALREADY CALLED MOM. PLEASE LISTEN TO ME! IT'S MY DAD HE WAS LYING TO ME! I REALLY WANTED TO KNOW THE TRUTH EVEN THOUGH HE SAID IT WAS FOR MY SAKE. BUT HE MADE ME FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT FOR BEING PLEASED WITH HIS WORDS! I DISLIKE.....HATE MY DAD! I'M NOT GOING TO GO HOME ANY MORE!|cite=Karen Kujo}}
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{{cquote|Wands and wings! Floaty crowny things!|cite=Cosmo and Wanda}}
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{{cquote|In this house we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!|cite=Homer Simpson.}}
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{{cquote|Mann, wer hätte das gedacht dass es einmal so weit kommt, wegen 99 Luftballons...|cite=Nena (99 Luftballons)}}
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{{cquote|What doesn't kill you...usually succeeds in the second attempt.|cite=Mr. Krabs}}
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{{cquote|Why do we always come here? I guess we'll never know. It's like a kind of torture to have to watch this show!|cite=Statler and Waldorf}}
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{{cquote|Y'see, every villain is the hero of his own apple cinnamon monkey toaster...|cite=Stan Smith (American Dad)}}
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{{cquote|Yeah, you killed me...so? Where was I gonna go, Detroit?|cite=Saddam Hussain (South Park)}}
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{{cquote|In a split-second, both men find themselves in a freefall that sends them squarely through the roof of a vats of acid factory, and into a vat of acid that is tipped over by an errant alien spaceship, carrying the two blindly on a wave of acid during a solar eclipse on a leap year, precariously careening onto a bomb-testing site, where a cataclysmic explosion exposes our heroes in waiting to highly toxic radium gases. Then, as fate would have it, magical storm clouds move in, zapping both men with a neon-plaid lightning bolt and raining radioactive ooze, which, through centrifugal and electromagnetic turbulence, causes a powerful earthquake deep in the jungle two-thousand miles away, consequently unearthing a magical crystal with wings that flies to Ernie and Tim's exact location, and, powered by super gamma energy currents, pilots them to open skies until, not paying attention, the crystal clips the top of a billboard|cite=Mermaid Man Begins}}
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{{cquote|Well tonight thank god it's them, instead of you!|cite=Bono}}
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{{cquote|You're a bum, you're a punk<br>You're an old slut on junk<br>Lying there almost dead<br>On a drip in that bed<br>You scumbag you maggot<br>You cheap lousy f<nowiki></nowiki>aggot<br>Happy Christmas your arse<br>I pray god it's our last!|cite=Fairytale of New York}}
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{{cquote|You've, uh, claimed quite a few items there...uh...it's ok, it's fine...not a problem. <small>I think...</small>|cite=Booker}}
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{{cquote|No! Not the equality bullcrap! We are not equals!|cite=SullyPwnz}}
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{{cquote|THE SINK IS SHIPPING!!!!!.|cite=Jen (A.K.A SuperGirlyGamer)}}
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{{cquote|But in this world of infinite choices, what will it take just to find that special day?|cite=Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club)}}
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{{cquote|But now, the secret world under our own premise ends up like Taco Bell through a Human Centipede in: The Emoji Movie!|cite=Screen Junkies)}}
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{{cquote|There once was this guy. He made faces at people. It got stuck that way, and then his tongue fell off.|cite=TheMysteriousMrEnter}}
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{{cquote|Now I understand you have to be professional and whatnot, you can't just go in there saying "alright there, you wanker, alright where's the fucking job mate?"|cite=GradeAUnderA}}
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{{cquote|Each time you try, gonna get just a little bit better! Each step you climb, is one more step up the ladder!|cite=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2a7GJNZz6c Pokémon Johto song]}}
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{{cquote|F is for Friends who do stuff together. U is for U and me. N is for N-ywhere and N-ytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea|cite=SpongeBob Squarepants}}
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{{cquote|On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch. Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a Super King Kamehameha Bi-atch!|cite=Eric Cartman, South Park}}
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{{cquote|Lu lu lu, I've got some apples, lu lu lu, you've got some too. Lu lu lu, let's get together, I know what we can do lu lu!|cite=Butters Stotch, South Park}}
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{{cquote|I'm in the front seat, I don't even know your dick's out. Like now I'm gay and I didn't even know it...|cite=Birdman}}
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{{cquote|You know what the problem is? You've got it set to M for 'Mini', when it should be set to W for 'Wumbo'!|cite=Patrick Star}}
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{{cquote|Hey guys! I'm a distraction, I am distracting you!|cite=Lamp, Smashtasm}}
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{{cquote|So I try, and I try. But still, but still you never notice me! Dummy!|cite=Yukari Sendou}}
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{{cquote|Each time you try, gonna get just a little bit better! Each step you climb, is one more step up the ladder!|cite=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2a7GJNZz6c Pokémon Johto song]}}
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{{cquote|Each time you try, gonna get just a little bit better! Each step you climb, is one more step up the ladder!|cite=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2a7GJNZz6c Pokémon Johto song]}}
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__NOTOC__
Hello all, I am Alex: long time editor, Jigglypuff main, weeb.
 
I test stuff a lot, so if you ever need anything tested, let me know (because testing stuff is my life).
 
My Discord tag is Alex the weeb#2999 and I am active on [https://discord.gg/7aP5Q8A this Discord server]. I also technically have a twitter, @Examinee623,  but it's a highly unprofessional account, which does not represent the Wiki.
==Accomplishments==
*Discovering
**Witch Time weakens the charging effect of Bayonetta's smash attacks while active
**[[PSI Floating]]
**Isabelle's jostle glitch
**How to perform the spring glitch ([[Z-axis glitch]]) outside of stage builder
**The red pellet glitch on [[Distant Planet]]
**The damage cap glitch on [[Super Mario Maker]]
**The [[Ancient Bow and Arrow#Bury_glitch|Bury glitch]] for Link's final smash in Ultimate
**Various modelling mistakes on stages in Ultimate
**Discrepancies between the shield jumps of Marth and Ryu with their respective echoes
**Hitstun glitch with Little Mac's counter
*Creating the following pages:
**[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl in competitive play]]
**[[Frame speed multiplier]]
**[[Wectoring]]
**[[Skill Tree]]
**[[Training (stage)]]
**[[Hitstun cancelling]]
**[[Fake Smash Ball]]
**[[Attack cancel short hop aerial]]
*Co-authoring [[SmashWiki:Bad faith]]
*Authoring [[SmashWiki:Edit warring]]
*Getting Rollback
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==Resources and data==
Various resources, tests and data I have collected
 
===New===
[[User:Alex the weeb/Shield break lag rankings]]
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/Float jump boosting]]
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/Throw collaterals v Ice Climbers]]
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/Shieldstun stance glitch]]
 
[[User: Alex the weeb/Rapid jab DPS rankings]]
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/FS Meter Damage multipliers]]
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/Dojo technical data]]
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/Counter frame data comparison (SSBU)]]
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/Back roll length ranking Ultimate]] (WIP)
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/Who can run over Lloid Trap]]
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/Brittleness factor Ultimate]]
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/Patch notes key terms]]
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/Pummel net damage rankings (SSBU)]]
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/Spike resistance tiers (SSBU)]]
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/The cloned moves of Ultimate's newcomers]]
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/Underdog boost stats]]
 
===Old===
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/Glide index tiers (SSB4)]]
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/Pummel damage index rankings (SSB4)]]
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/Back throw rankings index]]
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/Up throw ranking index]]
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/Omega stage blast zone height discrepancies]]
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/Relative stage blast zone heights SSB4]]
 
[[User:Alex the weeb/Speed stat gravity increase approximation]]

Revision as of 07:53, September 10, 2020

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“ My love life and study habits are out of control!!! ”
—Nana Suzuki, Seven of Seven


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Hello all, I am Alex: long time editor, Jigglypuff main, weeb.

I test stuff a lot, so if you ever need anything tested, let me know (because testing stuff is my life).

My Discord tag is Alex the weeb#2999 and I am active on this Discord server. I also technically have a twitter, @Examinee623, but it's a highly unprofessional account, which does not represent the Wiki.

Accomplishments

This user has made 8,923 edits.

Resources and data

Various resources, tests and data I have collected

New

User:Alex the weeb/Shield break lag rankings

User:Alex the weeb/Float jump boosting

User:Alex the weeb/Throw collaterals v Ice Climbers

User:Alex the weeb/Shieldstun stance glitch

User: Alex the weeb/Rapid jab DPS rankings

User:Alex the weeb/FS Meter Damage multipliers

User:Alex the weeb/Dojo technical data

User:Alex the weeb/Counter frame data comparison (SSBU)

User:Alex the weeb/Back roll length ranking Ultimate (WIP)

User:Alex the weeb/Who can run over Lloid Trap

User:Alex the weeb/Brittleness factor Ultimate

User:Alex the weeb/Patch notes key terms

User:Alex the weeb/Pummel net damage rankings (SSBU)

User:Alex the weeb/Spike resistance tiers (SSBU)

User:Alex the weeb/The cloned moves of Ultimate's newcomers

User:Alex the weeb/Underdog boost stats

Old

User:Alex the weeb/Glide index tiers (SSB4)

User:Alex the weeb/Pummel damage index rankings (SSB4)

User:Alex the weeb/Back throw rankings index

User:Alex the weeb/Up throw ranking index

User:Alex the weeb/Omega stage blast zone height discrepancies

User:Alex the weeb/Relative stage blast zone heights SSB4

User:Alex the weeb/Speed stat gravity increase approximation

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