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because you all apparently really need them.
- Protip: If you think you deserve to be an admin, you probably don't.
- Protip: Stop listing your contributions on your userpage. Frankly, nobody cares. In the unlikely event that someone cares, Special:Contributions exists, and you save yourself from looking like an idiot and also time by simply linking them to the relevant contributions.
- Protip: If you tell us that you have another account and you're going to use this one to get away with vandalism, don't tell us the name of your other account.
- Protip: Don't come back to post a snide message... about how you don't post here.
 IRC gems
These are here to cheer me up when I need to feel better about myself.
|<LightningBlue>||Emmett: what is rofl?|
|<dots>||Toomai do you know my password?|
|<Toomai>||Why, don't you?|
|<dots>||I change it by using /authserv pass 0R6feRTb new-password|