User:Air Conditioner/Archive 1

Air Conditioner "CondenserCoil"
Brawl mains	Ness, Kirby
Other Brawl; characters	Pikachu, Toon Link
Melee main	Mewtwo
Skill	Best of the Worst
Additional info
Real name	Alex Fakelastname
Birth date	June 19, 1998 (age 14)
Brawl Code	0001-4807-8880
Location	Taking you down, because I'm going to

NOTE: I have decided to become permanently inactive on SmashWiki for various reasons. SmashWiki has been an amazing chapter of my life and (most of) the users here are incredible people, but it's time for me to move on to other wikis, other projects, and also the real world. Maybe. It's kind of boring. If you still want to know what my userpage was like, then look below.

You have no new messages at all, probably, but this notice is still up here!

	DANGER!
READING THIS PAGE MAY INDUCE SYMPTOMS SUCH AS COMPLETE AND UTTER CONFUSION, ANGER, INSANITY, A STRONG HOMICIDAL URGE, A TENDENCY FOR MAKING LISTS OF SYMPTOMS, AND NOTICING THAT THIS USER HAS RIPPED A LOT OF STUFF OFF OF VARIOUS DIFFERENT USERS.

Random Quote:

“	Hi there! I'm outside walking in a hurricane because I'm completely insane.	”
—Air Conditioner, taking a walk during Hurricane Sandy

This article is about your typical user. For a page that links to your userpage, see this mysterious, dangerous link of unknown.

Careful! This user has rollback and therefore has some control of teh phire! (How does an air conditioner get the fire? Did it overheat?)

Air Conditioner (エアコン Eakon) is a SmashWiki user, but everyone calls him AirCon. He mains Ness and Kirby in SSBB. His favorite game series are EarthBound, Mario, Pokémon, and Super Smash Bros. He is 14. He is available to brawl any day of the week that does not have the letter "y" in it. In addition, you can't read this without highlighting or looking at the wikicode! Mwahaha! Since he has this long intro paragraph to write, he strongly suggests that you click this link, or maybe visit someone else's userpage. He claims that you should hide the Table of Contents as it messes up the formatting, but he doesn't feel like using __NOTOC__.

[edit] Tier List

Tested by fighting countless CPUs. Omega Tyrant said this kind of thing was inaccurate, but it's the best I've got.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

[edit] AC's Music Corner

Each video below is an AMAZING piece of music! This one is unique, because YOU, the SmashWiki user, will get to add two videos to this! Rules for adding:
1. You cannot add something composed for a movie, video game, or TV show, unless in special cases, such as the Beatles' Magical Mystery Tour.
2. When you add your video, make sure to put "Added by (your username)" at the end.
3. It MUST be a single piece of music in your video. This means you too, RD.
If I hate it, or it does not follow the above rules, it will be deleted.
Also, there seems to be a problem with comments getting "disjointed" from the actual video, so if a comment appears that makes no sense given the video, pay no attention to it.

AirCon's Comment: Take that, Reagan!

[edit] The VGM Corner

A separate music corner just for VGM.

AirCon's Comment: One of the world's best video game songs.

[edit] See this

Bold pages mean anyone can add to it.

for the Rules of #sw.

for my thoughts on music of all kinds.

for the best edits ever made by SmashWikidians. Okay, maybe not. Actually, it depends on your definition of a good edit...

for what would happen if everyone on SW ran a state...

for God knows what...

for what users' stats would be if SmashWiki was an RPG.

for an attempt to enhance the SmashWiki experience through signatures.

for trivia quizzes on various subjects. If you get all questions correct, please seek professional help.

for something like Shwido's IRC conversations page, only for Mafia. (Maintained by Toomai but started by me.)

for some music given what's happening right now.

for some stuff I'm planning on doing at one point or another.

for every user's theme song.

for my thoughts on everyone's chances of becoming admin.

for my signature gallery. I might even make one for you!

[edit] Future Subpages

[Empty]

[edit] My signature

Air Conditioner (ToastUltimatum made the original and I modified it when I changed my username.)

Hate my sig? You're not looking at it correctly! Download the font here, because my signature looks crappy without it.

[edit] Useful Info

Who's Online: RoyboyX, Miles of SmashWiki, Omega Tyrant, Dots, EliasYFGM, Ac2k

LADIES & GENTS! Come to the Smash Arena and vote on Round 188: Motion-Sensor Bomb vs. Cloaking Device!

188	189	190	191	192	193	194	195	196	197

[edit] Userboxes, etc.

Air Conditioner

Dispute Handling	45%
Smash Skill	10%
Smash Knowledge	60%
Spelling/Grammar	100%
Typing Speed	65%
Wikipresence	90%
Wikiskill	85%
Basic Attributes
Controller Of Zed		This user has rollback.
Firefence		This user takes 50% less damage from Flame attacks.
Flamethrower		This user's Flame attacks are twice as likely to spread.
I R Seeing You		This user uses the IRC.
Icy Veins		This user's Flame attacks deal minimal damage.
Mr. Vulcan		This user's Logic attacks deal 33% more damage.
Notoriety		This user is a significant contributor.
Photographer		This user can upload screenshots.
Rasterizer		This user can create .png images.
Troll Roll		This user's Troll attacks deal 50% more damage.
Vigilant Noctivigant		This user is often around while the rest of the wiki is asleep.
Other Attributes
Awesome Ness		This user is a massive EarthBound fan.
Calculator		This user is good at math.
Da Na Na Na		This user likes video game music a bit too much.
和我为它骄傲!		This user is Chinese.
Look, a Distraction!		This user just wasted your time by making you look at his userboxes.
Objection!		This user is also a massive Phoenix Wright fan.
Procrastinator		This user can never think of what to do next on SmashWiki.
User-Boxed In		This user makes too many userboxes.
vandalism is badass lol		This user is infuriated by vandals of any wiki.
Very Strange		This shiny happy user can and will sneak references to musicians he enjoys listening to in regular speech.

This user is mysterious and shadowy.

This user wishes Pokémon were real.

This user doesn't care about superdetailed graphics.

This user can't let you do that, Star Fox!

This user can't sing.

This user lives and breathes EarthBound.

This user is a theist.

This user wishes Nintendo released Mother 3 in the US, just like pretty much everyone else.

This user wishes he could copy others' abilities.

This user thinks Mario is great but sucks in Brawl.

This user believes that violence is not the answer.

This user prefers cold to heat.

This user is too slow.

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user REALLY wishes Pokémon were real.

This user checks his G-Diffuser systems.

This user makes predictions for SSB4 that won't happen in the 21st century.

This user thinks that this guy should've been in every Smash Bros. game.

This user makes video game references in regular speech.

This user only has Zelda games with this guy in them.

This user can't read Japanese.

This user likes cool robots.

This user thinks Meta Knight is more ninja than Sheik.

This user is overshadowed by better users on the wiki.

This user punches people too often.

This user only played an M-rated game once in his life and hated it.

This user enjoys 8-bit music.

This user is a highway star.

˙uʍop ǝpısdn ǝq ʇɥbıɯ ɹǝsn sıɥ⊥

This user is having trouble thinking of new userboxes.

This user has rollbackery but does not want adminship.

This user does suppose "Air Conditioner: SmashWiki Staff" would look nice on the NIWA forums, though.

However, this user still wouldn't make an RfA unless something huge happened.

...At this point, this user has rambled on and on about adminship for way too long.

This user really hates it when other people steal his userboxes and/or his jokes.

This user is trying to figure out how the hell to organize these userboxes.

This user is actually a genius.

This user is paranoid. He may also have OCD. He's not quite sure.

This user has bad memory.

This user... Wh-wh-where am I? What am I writing? WHO am I?

This user does not take kindly to megalomaniacs.

When a userbox's text is so long that it messes up the formatting of this entire section, then...

This user is one of the only people on Earth who still use proper spelling and grammar.

This user can be quite random at times.

This user's friends are starting to make him question his sanity.

This is an example of a userbox. This user urges you to use this as a template and to stop stealing his.

This user is obsessed with music.

This user has just gotten over his userbox addiction! Oh, wait... Aw, shit.

This user's weapon of choice is a hammer.

This user owns two IRC channels, both with the same name.

This user loves the DSi.

This user doesn't actually have a DSi. He has a DS Lite and a 3DS.

This user has made signatures for at least two users.

[edit] Random Stuff

Also check out my YouTube channel for random music and crap.

[edit] In Which SmashWiki Is Rearranged

Flow Sip
I Am Too
Acid Proton
Chalk Tinware
Yob Oryx (Yob: "An antisocial drunk" Oryx: "An antelope")
A Cheap Rover
Bad Tin
Shame Smarts
Flashy Pi
Fudge Vu (Vu: "over there")
Cancan Fail Pot
False Kiwi Mom Hiss

[edit] Some random contributions

I never really got the point of listing your major contributions on your userpage, but since other users seem to, here you go.

Created TommyGreenShirt, Nick Riddle, Atomsk, HolyNightmare, Otori, Slhoka, MetalPat and DLA.

Fixed spelling and grammar mistakes on many various articles.

Created Category:Date and time templates and Category:Rumors.

Removed all red links on List of stickers (complete list).

Fixed, and continues to fix, many double redirects and uncategorized pages as they pop up.

Created Template:S, Template:AllGames, and Template:Color, which are really underused for some reason.

Added YouTube links to Music (SSBM) and Music (SSB).

Plus a bunch of other random crap nobody cares about.

[edit] Protips

ACTUAL PROTIP: All people on the Internet are liberals, except for BNK.

[edit] Random Image

Please note that if any image I upload is used in an "image caption contest" of some sort, I will attempt to feed the contest's host through a wood chipper.

I knew Red Bull gives you wings, but...

Note: More random image options coming soon.

[edit] Trivia

This trivia section is excessively long.
However, if you touch it, I will get a silver hammer and you will likely get your head bashed in.
If you discuss this issue on the talk page, I will point and laugh at you. If you edit this page, then I hope you enjoy waking up strapped to a conveyor belt leading into an incinerator.

AirCon doesn't actually have Kid Icarus: Uprising, but hopes to get it someday.
AirCon's favorite kitchen utensil is the spork.
AirCon is an amateur Let's Player; however, he keeps procrastinating when making the next episode.
AirCon is shit at Brawl and loses to Lv6 CPUs.
AirCon believes the most underrated movies ever are 和你在一起 and Across the Universe.
AirCon's vast empire of IRC channels he is op on spans eight channels across two servers.
AirCon is always on the lookout for double redirects.
AirCon has no idea why the hell he is writing this trivia section in third person.
Despite being Chinese, AirCon has six Korean songs on his iPod and no Chinese songs.
- This is because Chinese songs suck.
  - AirCon does this even though he can't understand Korean.
Since AirCon is astoundingly tone-deaf, he is immune to bad music, at the cost of being unable to sing.
- This does not mean he doesn't hate it, it just doesn't make his ears bleed.
- His friends' comments on his singing include "Freddie Mercury is rolling in his grave right now" and "I did not know someone could possibly be that tone-deaf."
Since AirCon likes nearly all music/games/TV shows/websites/similar forms of entertainment, he judges songs based on how quickly he gets bored with it (anywhere from "one-quarter of the way through" to "a really long time.")
AirCon's mentality on the world is that "Most people are idiots."
- AirCon is also very, very pissed off by idiots.
  - This does not make for a very good combination.
AirCon thinks NIWA's users are awesome and amazingly competent... for the most part.
AirCon still runs Windows XP, which is better than Windows 7 and Vista, despite what Toast might tell you.
AirCon is always at war with at least one SmashWiki user.
AirCon thinks Queen is an example of stereo sound done right.
- AirCon thinks the Beatles' "remasters" are examples of stereo sound done wrong.
AirCon dislikes smoke.
The one thing AirCon has to say is this: 这是中文，不是日本语。これは中国語ではない、それは日本語です。 이건 중국어한국어 아니고. 了解其中的差别。 감사, エアコン.
- If you could read that without a translator, good for you. Now go find someone who cares.
- If you did use a translator, that's perfectly fine. I'm not the kind of person that says someone sucks just because they want to know information written in a language they can't understand.
AirCon shamelessly promotes games/musicians he likes, but only if they're indie games/musicians and rely on word of mouth to get popularity.
AirCon has various subpage ideas floating around his head, none of which are necessarily good.
None of the trivia here is actually relevant.

Air Conditioner's Userpage and Subpages

Subpages
Rules of #sw · Thoughts on Music · Nothing to see here · Really, I swear, nothing · I said nothing, why are you still looking?! · My worst(?) idea · SmashWiki, now a country · SmashWiki, now an RPG · A bunch of boring lists and stuff · Music to fit the mood
~~OCD~~ Trivia tests · To-do list · A page everyone should see, I'm not even kidding

Main Userpage
Right here

Interesting Other Userpages
A user respected by the community · A user not so respected by the community · Best friend's page · Other best friend's page
Yet Another Best Friend's Page · Page of an osu! obsessed user · A crazy pervert's page ·A crazy Dutch person's page

If you are reading this without looking at the wikicode then congratulations. You get a cookie.

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