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Random Quote:
Sometimse I cnat' splel.
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IkeGreatAether.jpg Careful! This user has rollback and therefore has some control of teh phire! (How does an air conditioner get the fire? Did it overheat?)
Air Conditioner "CondenserCoil"
Air Conditioner
Brawl mains Ness, Kirby
Other Brawl
characters
Pikachu, Toon Link
Melee main Mewtwo
Skill Best of the Worst
Additional info
Real name Alex Fakelastname
Birth date June 19, 1998(1998-06-19) (age 16)
Brawl Code 0001-4807-8880
Location Taking you down, because I'm going to United States

Air Conditioner (エアコン Eakon) is a SmashWiki user, but everyone calls him AirCon. He mains Ness and Kirby in SSBB. His favorite game series are EarthBound, Mario, Pokémon, and Super Smash Bros. He is 14. He is available to brawl any day of the week that does not have the letter "y" in it. In addition, you can't read this without highlighting or looking at the wikicode! Mwahaha! Since he has this long intro paragraph to write, he strongly suggests that you click this link, or maybe visit someone else's userpage. He claims that you should hide the Table of Contents as it messes up the formatting, but he doesn't feel like using __NOTOC__.

Short version of above[edit]

Things that describe me:

  • Nintendo fan
  • Beatlemaniac
  • Rollbacker
  • Music-obsessed
  • Rap hater
  • Liberal
  • Wiki enthusiast
  • Fluent in sarcasm
  • Likes Jonathan Coulton
  • Dangerously insane
  • Doesn't know why he's even making this list

Even shorter version of the above[edit]

I enjoy music, the Internet and video games.

Even shorter version of the above[edit]

CAN YOU REALLY NOT READ ONE SINGLE SENTENCE? Screw you, you lazy idiot.

Tier List[edit]

Tested by fighting countless CPUs. Omega Tyrant said this kind of thing was inaccurate, but it's the best I've got.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl
IntenseDifficulty.png PK PWNAGE! I "suck" with this guy.
VeryHardDifficulty.png Waa wa wa! Cute. Dat dair. Didn't expect him to be so high on here. Snake? Snake? SNAAAAKE! Too much startup lag on the up-smash. AETHER! Nom. Surprisingly good. Don't put her off because of her appearance. Check your G-Diffuser system! The fight is on! FALCON PU-- Oh wait, wrong character. Get out of that shadow! This model of R.O.B. shoots laser beams. Nintendo not responsible for injuries incurred. Well, all you have to do is get rid of your friends and climb the iceberg! Overrated. Hammer time!
HardDifficulty.png You're too slow!. Rhymes with Mario. Can we hear the uncensored version of his voice? FALCON SPAM Bombs, missiles, etc. Stamina!!! Nice tie. Minna, mietete kure! Says "You're too slow!" *selfdestructs* Get back in your Power Suit. Ninja queen, ninja queen, does whatever a ninja queen does. Star Fox could do it anyway. Hero of what is it now? Knightception. Suicidal tendencies.
NormalDifficulty.png If I use this character, it's a guaranteed win for you.
EasyDifficulty.png Didn't think there was a character worse than Mario. Until I met this one.

AC's Music Corner[edit]

Each video below is an AMAZING piece of music! This one is unique, because YOU, the SmashWiki user, will get to add two videos to this! Rules for adding:
1. You cannot add something composed for a movie, video game, or TV show, unless in special cases, such as the Beatles' Magical Mystery Tour.
2. When you add your video, make sure to put "Added by (your username)" at the end.
3. It MUST be a single piece of music in your video. This means you too, RD.
If I hate it, or it does not follow the above rules, it will be deleted.
Also, there seems to be a problem with comments getting "disjointed" from the actual video, so if a comment appears that makes no sense given the video, pay no attention to it.


AirCon's Comment: Take that, Reagan!

The VGM Corner[edit]

A separate music corner just for VGM.


AirCon's Comment: Awesome MOTHER music. 'Nuff said.

See this[edit]

Bold pages mean anyone can add to it.

for the Rules of #sw.

for my thoughts on music of all kinds.

for the best edits ever made by SmashWikidians. Okay, maybe not. Actually, it depends on your definition of a good edit...

for what would happen if everyone on SW ran a state...

for God knows what...

for what users' stats would be if SmashWiki was an RPG.

for an attempt to enhance the SmashWiki experience through signatures.

for trivia quizzes on various subjects. If you get all questions correct, please seek professional help.

for something like Shwido's IRC conversations page, only for Mafia. (Maintained by Toomai but started by me.)

for some music given what's happening right now.

for some stuff I'm planning on doing at one point or another.

for every user's theme song.

for my thoughts on everyone's chances of becoming admin.

for my signature gallery. I might even make one for you!

Future Subpages[edit]

[Empty]

My signature[edit]

Air Conditioner AC.png (ToastUltimatum made the original and I modified it when I changed my username.)

Hate my sig? You're not looking at it correctly! Download the font here, because my signature looks crappy without it.

Useful Info[edit]

Who's Online:  Monsieur Crow, Raph the Great, TomTom999, Harro, Berrenta, Wazzup111, Scr7, Toomai, Miles of SmashWiki

MetroidSymbol.png LADIES & GENTS! Come to the Smash Arena and vote on Round 231: Samus vs. Sonic! SonicSymbol.png


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Userboxes, etc.[edit]

Air Conditioner
                                           
Dispute Handling 45%    
Smash Skill 10%    
Smash Knowledge 60%    
Spelling/Grammar 100%  
Typing Speed 65%    
Wikipresence 90%    
Wikiskill 85%    
Basic Attributes
Controller Of Zed This user has rollback.
Firefence This user takes 50% less damage from Flame attacks.
Flamethrower This user's Flame attacks are twice as likely to spread.
I R Seeing You This user uses the IRC.
Icy Veins This user's Flame attacks deal minimal damage.
Mr. Vulcan This user's Logic attacks deal 33% more damage.
Notoriety This user is a significant contributor.
Photographer This user can upload screenshots.
Rasterizer This user can create .png images.
Troll Roll This user's Troll attacks deal 50% more damage.
Vigilant Noctivigant This user is often around while the rest of the wiki is asleep.
Other Attributes
Awesome Ness This user is a massive EarthBound fan.
Calculator This user is good at math.
Da Na Na Na This user likes video game music a bit too much.
和我为它骄傲! This user is Chinese.
Look, a Distraction! This user just wasted your time by making you look at his userboxes.
Objection! This user is also a massive Phoenix Wright fan.
Procrastinator This user can never think of what to do next on SmashWiki.
User-Boxed In This user makes too many userboxes.
vandalism is badass lol This user is infuriated by vandals of any wiki.
Very Strange This shiny happy user can and will sneak references to musicians he enjoys listening to in regular speech.
GanondorfIcon(SSBB).png This user is mysterious and shadowy.
PokémonTrainerIcon(SSBB).png This user wishes Pokémon were real.
MrGame&WatchIcon(SSBB).png This user doesn't care about superdetailed graphics.
WolfIcon(SSBB).png This user can't let you do that, Star Fox!
JigglypuffIcon(SSBB).png This user can't sing.
NessIcon(SSBB).png This user lives and breathes EarthBound.
PitIcon(SSBB).png This user is a theist.
LucasIcon(SSBB).png This user wishes Nintendo released Mother 3 in the US, just like pretty much everyone else.
KirbyIcon(SSBB).png This user wishes he could copy others' abilities.
MarioIcon(SSBB).png This user thinks Mario is great but sucks in Brawl.
SnakeIcon(SSBB).png This user believes that violence is not the answer.
IceClimbersIcon(SSBB).png This user prefers cold to heat.
SonicIcon(SSBB).png This user is too slow.
CharizardIcon(SSBB).png This user is a pyromaniac.
PikachuIcon(SSBB).png This user REALLY wishes Pokémon were real.
FoxIcon(SSBB).png This user checks his G-Diffuser systems.
LucarioIcon(SSBB).png This user makes predictions for SSB4 that won't happen in the 21st century.
MewtwoIcon(SSBM).png This user thinks that this guy should've been in every Smash Bros. game.
FalcoIcon(SSBB).png This user makes video game references in regular speech.
ToonLinkIcon(SSBB).png This user only has Zelda games with this guy in them.
MarthIcon(SSBB).png This user can't read Japanese.
ROBIcon(SSBB).png This user likes cool robots.
MetaKnightIcon(SSBB).png This user thinks Meta Knight is more ninja than Sheik.
LuigiIcon(SSBB).png This user is overshadowed by better users on the wiki.
CaptainFalconIcon(SSBB).png This user punches people too often.
SamusIcon(SSBB).png This user only played an M-rated game once in his life and hated it.
Mecha-Porky.png This user enjoys 8-bit music.
Elite Beat Agents - Brawl Trophy.png This user is a highway star.
KirbyIcon(SSBM).png ˙uʍop ǝpısdn ǝq ʇɥbıɯ ɹǝsn sıɥ⊥
MatchupUnknown.png This user is having trouble thinking of new userboxes.
SmashAdminMop.png This user has rollbackery but does not want adminship.
SmashAdminMop.png This user does suppose "Air Conditioner: SmashWiki Staff" would look nice on the NIWA forums, though.
SmashAdminMop.png However, this user still wouldn't make an RfA unless something huge happened.
InhaleSSB.png ...At this point, this user has rambled on and on about adminship for way too long.
BrawlSpaakBlack-1-.jpg This user really hates it when other people steal his userboxes and/or his jokes.
Warning.png This user is trying to figure out how the hell to organize these userboxes.
OlimarIcon(SSBB).png This user is actually a genius.
MasterHandBrawl.jpg This user is paranoid. He may also have OCD. He's not quite sure.
MushroomyBlock.png This user has bad memory.
Unnotable.png This user... Wh-wh-where am I? What am I writing? WHO am I?
KirbyIcon(SSB).png This user does not take kindly to megalomaniacs.
Notice.png When a userbox's text is so long that it messes up the formatting of this entire section, then...
BulletPoints.png This user is one of the only people on Earth who still use proper spelling and grammar.
RandomHeadSSBB.png This user can be quite random at times.
CrazyHand.jpg This user's friends are starting to make him question his sanity.
StatusYellow.png This is an example of a userbox. This user urges you to use this as a template and to stop stealing his.
Music.png This user is obsessed with music.
X mark.png This user has just gotten over his userbox addiction! Oh, wait... Aw, shit.
Hammer.jpg This user's weapon of choice is a hammer.
KirbySymbol.png This user owns two IRC channels, both with the same name.
DS.jpg This user loves the DSi.
Black Dsi.jpg This user doesn't actually have a DSi. He has a DS Lite and a 3DS.
AC.png This user has made signatures for at least two users.


Random Stuff[edit]

Also check out my YouTube channel for random music and crap, and my Last.fm for exactly what random music and crap I listen to.

In Which SmashWiki Is Rearranged[edit]

Some random contributions[edit]

I never really got the point of listing your major contributions on your userpage, but since other users seem to, here you go.

Created TommyGreenShirt, Nick Riddle, Atomsk, HolyNightmare, Otori, Slhoka, MetalPat and DLA.

Fixed spelling and grammar mistakes on many various articles.

Created Category:Date and time templates and Category:Rumors.

Removed all red links on List of stickers (complete list).

Fixed, and continues to fix, many double redirects and uncategorized pages as they pop up.

Created Template:S, Template:AllGames, and Template:Color, which are really underused for some reason.

Added YouTube links to Music (SSBM) and Music (SSB).

Plus a bunch of other random crap nobody cares about.

Protips[edit]

ACTUAL PROTIP: :| is horribly overused, despite what Bandit might tell you.

Random Image[edit]

Please note that if any image I upload is used in an "image caption contest" of some sort, I will attempt to feed the contest's host through a wood chipper.

What's wrong? Don't like your new hat?

Note: More random image options coming soon.

Trivia[edit]

Cleanup This trivia section is excessively long.
However, if you touch it, I will get a silver hammer and you will likely get your head bashed in.
If you discuss this issue on the talk page, I will point and laugh at you. If you edit this page, then I hope you enjoy waking up strapped to a conveyor belt leading into an incinerator.
  • AirCon doesn't actually have Kid Icarus: Uprising, but hopes to get it someday.
  • AirCon's favorite kitchen utensil is the spork.
  • AirCon is an amateur Let's Player; however, he keeps procrastinating when making the next episode.
  • AirCon is shit at Brawl and loses to Lv6 CPUs.
  • AirCon believes the most underrated movies ever are 和你在一起 and Across the Universe.
  • AirCon's vast empire of IRC channels he is op on spans eight channels across two servers.
  • AirCon is always on the lookout for double redirects.
  • AirCon has no idea why the hell he is writing this trivia section in third person.
  • Despite being Chinese, AirCon has six Korean songs on his iPod and no Chinese songs.
    • This is because Chinese songs suck.
      • AirCon does this even though he can't understand Korean.
  • Since AirCon is astoundingly tone-deaf, he is immune to bad music, at the cost of being unable to sing.
    • This does not mean he doesn't hate it, it just doesn't make his ears bleed.
    • His friends' comments on his singing include "Freddie Mercury is rolling in his grave right now" and "I did not know someone could possibly be that tone-deaf."
  • Since AirCon likes nearly all music/games/TV shows/websites/similar forms of entertainment, he judges songs based on how quickly he gets bored with it (anywhere from "one-quarter of the way through" to "a really long time.")
  • AirCon's mentality on the world is that "Most people are idiots."
    • AirCon is also very, very pissed off by idiots.
      • This does not make for a very good combination.
  • AirCon thinks NIWA's users are awesome and amazingly competent... for the most part.
  • AirCon still runs Windows XP, which is better than Windows 7 and Vista, despite what Toast might tell you.
  • AirCon is always at war with at least one SmashWiki user.
  • AirCon thinks Queen is an example of stereo sound done right.
    • AirCon thinks the Beatles' "remasters" are examples of stereo sound done wrong.
  • AirCon dislikes smoke.
  • The one thing AirCon has to say is this: 这是中文,不是日本语。これは中国語ではない、それは日本語です。 이건 중국어한국어 아니고. 了解其中的差别。 감사, エアコン.
    • If you could read that without a translator, good for you. Now go find someone who cares.
    • If you did use a translator, that's perfectly fine. I'm not the kind of person that says someone sucks just because they want to know information written in a language they can't understand.
  • AirCon shamelessly promotes games/musicians he likes, but only if they're indie games/musicians and rely on word of mouth to get popularity.
  • AirCon has various subpage ideas floating around his head, none of which are necessarily good.
  • None of the trivia here is actually relevant.


Air Conditioner's Userpage and Subpages
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